There are three stages of christmas: 1: omg I can't wait 2: can Christmas just end already? It has been here since after Halloween. 3: I can't believe it has ended, I wish it was Christmas again I will never have that much fun again till the next time.
I appreciate the kind gesture. Now if only I could get through the stage from Warioware..the ever changing and musical stage that is now the bane of my existence.
Me:(finds out that a name for Santa is Daddy december) (Santa comes into my home) Me:hello *Daddy December* I've been very naughty *Wtf is wrong with me*
Hey um brainy or anyone reading this could we check up on that Christmas suicide thing???? OmegaUltima has commented about this but im still concerned...
2:17 I CANT WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT IS NAMED NIGHT VALE COMMUNITY RADIO AND THATS BASICALLY A POD CAST ABOUT THIS WEIRD DESERT TOWN THAT IS LITERALLY NOWHERE AND EACH EPISODE HAS SOME SORT OF STORYLINE TO IT AND WHENEVER THEY SAY “AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER”/“I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE WEATHER” THERE’S JUST SOME CONFUSING SONG PUT ON
I was at my friends house and his mom called him up to see why voltron was in there nativity scene XD i go up stairs and behold a voltron action figure towering over Jesus and Mary.
Me: wow, I've had a scarily good Christmas!? I spent the entire day with my family, singing, talking, beating everyone's ass at janky board games, without any anxiety! Me: **has a mental breakdown over forgetting to eat breakfast** Me: there it is
I broke my foot once from running around while carrying a speaker blasting 'All I want for Christmas is you' by Mariah Carey. That was a fun trip to the hospital
Was the one at 8:22 really "Christmassy"? It's just a poor person writing their FINAL WORDS and how they're gonna take themselves out. Honestly ruined the mood and I hope the person is ok...
Ok as a Serb, I understand and know some stuff about Croatia, as it is our neighboring country. The thing about Croatian Christmas killed me. I love it. Who ever made that post is my idol.
5:32 this is literally the nativity scene at my house which is weird because before I was born we had 20 ceramic nativity scenes now I'm 16 and we just have one that's a combined version of those 20 with a stuffed toy camo I had when I was five a plastic toy zebra for a donkey and the Virgin Mary the size of a toothpick meanwhile baby Jesus it's a size it's a size of the palm of my hand And my mom keeps on getting pissed at me when I make jokes like God Mary that was one hell of a birth
Not even kidding. My family makes a shit ton of cookies, too. Usually it’s on the 14th or 15th of December. We make an entire family event out of it. Everyone goes to grandma and grandpa’s house (8 aunts and uncles, and about 14 cousins). We call it Cookie Day and it happens every year. The little kids decorate the cookies, the older kids supervise the little kids and decorate the tree, and the adults bake. Everyone household goes home with a cookie tin full of cookies and there are still plenty left. On “Family Christmas” (usually the Saturday a week before Christmas, everyone comes over again and we open presents, eat dinner together, the little kids play “find the pickle” in the tree (winner gets a big lollipop), and we fill our cookie tins again. After this, there are still cookies left!
Since our fireplace was always covered up, my parents told me and my siblings that Santa came in the door. One Christmas Eve we set out some fried chicken and Diet Coke...
5:50 I’ve told this to my mom before. I was like if I were Rudolph I would be like oh hell no. You can’t just hate me and then suddenly love me when you want something. The world doesn’t work like that. She told me I wasn’t understanding the point and I’m like no I understand it completely. Y’all are teaching children it’s okay to be mean to someone until you need something. Told her this around the beginning of December when we were decorating. I don’t have a counseling session for 2 more weeks. (just had one) schools messing me up so bad that Christmas songs are being ruined. That’s where I draw the line and go do online cause I’m not dealing with the bullshit at school. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I hope you enjoyed it and could relate on a spiritual level.
"Christmas according to Tumblr"
*Shows 4chan memes*
Saw that too, 4chan and tumblr are completely different communities
4chan, tumblr and reddit.
@@kristinabrown3077
Opposite, really.
Christmas according to Tumblr
Shows suicide note without any punchline on 4chan
Servine641 I know that was fucked up
Servine641 hate to be that dude bu5 I disliked for that
when?
edit: wait is that real it looks like a joke
It's the shit like that that people or general mental illness sigma sees every suicidal person as attention seekers.
@@honneurauventi Probably meant to say "stigma"
I was today years old when I found out "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" wasn't about the mom cheating
Allison Wert oh my god I get it now.. the dad is Santa Claus because Santa is not at ally real... i cant
I still kinda refuse to believe this new meaning
I am so fucking stupid
I reject this new meaning.
Allison Wert SAME
that 4chan suicide note was actually so sad there wasn't even a punchline i-
I'm kinda worried abt them
Yeah
The song: You're a mean one Mr. Grinch is basicly a diss track
A diss track created before the people appreciated diss tracks.
ScienceKeanu Just uploaded a new r/roastme video. Noticed not a lot of people uploading lately so hopefully it’s good!
Wow! This is the most likes I've ever gotten
And isn't that just shrexy?
Hi Keanu didn’t expect to see u here lol
*D A D D Y D E C E M B E R*
Rolfio Olivia *PAPI* *CHRISTMAS*
_f i l l m y s t o c k i n g , d a d d y d e c e m b e r_
@@pauliefox2077 y tho
Daidi na nollaig
P.S I'm Irish
Father hannuka
The Russian word for santa claus is Дед Мороз, which literally translates to "Grandpa cold"
Father frosty
Daddy frost
Get him a blanket then, damn
He's also called old man winter idk
In the Brazil it's basically Daddy Christmas
"Funny Christmas Tumblr"
*Shows a 4chan suicide note with no punchline that may have been very much real*
8:22 _is nobody else concerned about this _*_at all_*_ ?!?_
No. Not at allll...
Me.
I know right? Ive been on the internet mostly my whole life but i can tell if it acctually was a joke
Yeah, it's not tumblr.
Its from 4chan, nothing out of the norm
There are three stages of christmas:
1: omg I can't wait
2: can Christmas just end already? It has been here since after Halloween.
3: I can't believe it has ended, I wish it was Christmas again I will never have that much fun again till the next time.
When people use n instead of ñ in año. IT HAS A VERY DIFFERENT MEANING. (Not a good one)
What does ano mean then
@@ohacuuus anus/anal and year in Portuguese
@@thenewjustiny.3686 oh god. I've been wishing spaniards a Merry Anus. ROFL
@@miaugato93 Merry Anal
My school choir actually sang it like that once. Never again...
*Merry Clitoris*
Video about Tumblr has greentexts in it hmmm
Obi-Wan Kenobi I was this 👌 close to commenting that
Hello there
He ran out of funny tumblr stuff so he put in green text so the video could be 10 minutes
I hate sand
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Says the guy who’s been commenting under Wave Titans vids for all of november
For us Santa Claus is literally called Christmas-man
3:14 just gonna ignore how they Wrote "ano" And not "año"
Hehehehe
Cherry Sakura
Anus anus anus what anus anus anus
anus anus anus anus anus anus
* “Bell shaped bells” *
“ gonna put it on my Christmas tree shaped Christmas tree “ 😂😂
why is this being recommended in the midDLE OF JULY DAMNIT
If grandma got ran over by a reindeer I guess you could say she was sleighed
Can we press F to pay respects for the people who had to wait until Christmas until they could get Smash Ultimate
I appreciate the kind gesture. Now if only I could get through the stage from Warioware..the ever changing and musical stage that is now the bane of my existence.
Lol I was part of that group
Fukn worth it though
F
Socks on Christmas
Young me: Unnnngh why
Me now: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!! DOBBY IS FREEEEEE
2:29 Went there, saw it, laughed about it when the host students told us people call it Captain Buttplug.
Me:(finds out that a name for Santa is Daddy december)
(Santa comes into my home)
Me:hello *Daddy December* I've been very naughty
*Wtf is wrong with me*
splash the kitsune ok then
*dies on the inside*
@Morgan Schodlatz Where's the fic Morgan?
"At night I would stay up waiting for Santa to come, then he would pull up his pants and give me my presents."
-Brandon Rogers Christmas video
@Morgan Schodlatz hahahaha guess i'll just have to check back in several months :p
Hey um brainy or anyone reading this could we check up on that Christmas suicide thing???? OmegaUltima has commented about this but im still concerned...
Title: Christmas according to -wumblr-
Content: _-4CHANREEEEE-_
Wumblr
2:17 I CANT WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT IS NAMED NIGHT VALE COMMUNITY RADIO AND THATS BASICALLY A POD CAST ABOUT THIS WEIRD DESERT TOWN THAT IS LITERALLY NOWHERE AND EACH EPISODE HAS SOME SORT OF STORYLINE TO IT AND WHENEVER THEY SAY “AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER”/“I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE WEATHER” THERE’S JUST SOME CONFUSING SONG PUT ON
No else saw Sombra at 3:31 oh everyone is addicted to Fortnite OK I will just leave
*Overwatch fan left the Chat*
No else saw Sombra at 3:31 oh everyone is addicted to Fortnite OK I will just leave
*Overwatch fan left the Chat*
So the Turkish word for Santa is "Noel Baba" which translates into "Christmas Daddy" and yeah...
_oh yes, fill my stocking, christmas daddy!_
Uwu fill it up daddy 😩
That awkward moment when you touch your own leg and then die because you thought someone else touched your leg
Mh.
Does this work with hands?
You know you love Christmas when you're watching this in July
Luckily getting older doesn't mean you can't adapt.
_Christmas memes unironically get me into the spirit_
dont mind me im just gonna *grabs flanel and pride t shirt*
I was at my friends house and his mom called him up to see why voltron was in there nativity scene XD i go up stairs and behold a voltron action figure towering over Jesus and Mary.
When i go shopping with my Christmas money the day after christmas:
Me: mom can i get this?
Mom: *christmas is in 365 days*
8:24 actually had me crying.
I went and hugged my christmas tree
I think it liked it
@@kingofawesomeness5375 don't hug it too much or it will fall in love with you
@@kingofawesomeness5375 have fun plucking pine needles out of your clothes.
@@kingofawesomeness5375 Well you brightened up the mood. Thank you!
Poppy Rose not if I fall in love with it first.
We call Santa simply "Christmas Man" - would be a interesting superhero
8:09 why is there a suicide note? Is no one else concerned?
0:31 Imagine walking into a room and just seeing your son like that-
Christmas feels different this year cause we just getting used to the joy and, yes, we are getting older. Woohoo.
why did i get this in my recommendations in the middle of summer
its december 2019 and this video appeared on my recommended
is youtube trying to kill me
Nice
'please don't turn activism into a joke'
Says a Tumblr user
7:19 as a Croat, I found this extremely hilarious.
6:03 I like the detail of the times on top of the screen _literally_ being 11:59 PM and 12:00 AM. lmao
I am going to become an opossum for Christmas
Hell fricking yes
Me: wow, I've had a scarily good Christmas!? I spent the entire day with my family, singing, talking, beating everyone's ass at janky board games, without any anxiety!
Me: **has a mental breakdown over forgetting to eat breakfast**
Me: there it is
well that went from funny to concerning real quick
It was so wholesome up until the last couple of minutes.
1:56 They missed the opportunity to say “Life is a polar wreckspress” and i’m mad
I broke my foot once from running around while carrying a speaker blasting 'All I want for Christmas is you' by Mariah Carey. That was a fun trip to the hospital
Oh hey my Mistlefoe™ post made the cut lol
Was the one at 8:22 really "Christmassy"? It's just a poor person writing their FINAL WORDS and how they're gonna take themselves out. Honestly ruined the mood and I hope the person is ok...
5:07 I'm Muslim too.And his mom is hilarious.
Ok as a Serb, I understand and know some stuff about Croatia, as it is our neighboring country. The thing about Croatian Christmas killed me. I love it. Who ever made that post is my idol.
4:53 that Family is like my Family. Bakes like 200 cookies for Chrismas.
The voice said 'have a *hole-y jole-y* Christmas'
Why would you put the suicide note though?
In Croatia we call santa Claus "djed božićnjak" which literally translates to "grandpa Christmas man"
3:00 "felliz nehvehdad"
Also the bell-bells make sense -- my family has some grape/berry bells in bunches.
Buttplug gnome looks like the best D&D mini.
5:32 this is literally the nativity scene at my house which is weird because before I was born we had 20 ceramic nativity scenes now I'm 16 and we just have one that's a combined version of those 20 with a stuffed toy camo I had when I was five a plastic toy zebra for a donkey and the Virgin Mary the size of a toothpick meanwhile baby Jesus it's a size it's a size of the palm of my hand
And my mom keeps on getting pissed at me when I make jokes like God Mary that was one hell of a birth
0:37 I thought of a pick-up line XD
why are you not on my Christmas tree? because your a star
"Christmas according to tumblr"
- video features 4chan
My cat just threw up pine needles. This is why you don’t eat the f u c k i n g plastic Christmas tree.
this society is tumbling downhill
Iseewhatyoudidthereeeeeee.......
Aren't you just shrexy?
Fuck you and your username
“Butt plug gnome”
I’m stuck in sand help
I love how nobody commented about the _prospero _*_ano_*_ y felicidad_
6:09 is what I would be if my parents didnt keep me in check
IT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS. IM GETTING OLDER, WHYYYYYY
that last one there made me laugh really hard at the part about the thin wrinkly ballsack skin, my sides hurt a lot.
Is the guy at 8:22 okay???? I hope they are and where just memeing ;;
fr though i came here for a laugh and now i am concerned and sad
Im sitting here at the dinner table listening to thesr on christmas day wheezing
2:00
The cat was literally deepthroating the tree and i don’t know how to feel about that.
(My sister pointed out to me)
1:01 Yes I can relate
the image in burned into my brain
we call him
Santa Claws his way into your house at night
:)
"It's called getting older."
"MAKE IT STOP!"
You just need a knife and a little bit of courage...
(Jk)
6:15
Wait you buy presents I'm broke from spending 200 bugs on my Halloween costume?
7:07 someone’s halls are getting DECKED
Not even kidding. My family makes a shit ton of cookies, too. Usually it’s on the 14th or 15th of December. We make an entire family event out of it. Everyone goes to grandma and grandpa’s house (8 aunts and uncles, and about 14 cousins). We call it Cookie Day and it happens every year. The little kids decorate the cookies, the older kids supervise the little kids and decorate the tree, and the adults bake. Everyone household goes home with a cookie tin full of cookies and there are still plenty left. On “Family Christmas” (usually the Saturday a week before Christmas, everyone comes over again and we open presents, eat dinner together, the little kids play “find the pickle” in the tree (winner gets a big lollipop), and we fill our cookie tins again. After this, there are still cookies left!
In Dutch Santa is called Kerstman
Which literally translates to: Christmas man
That Snape cut out "tree".. I want one!! lol
Why am I watching this it's almost May
Update: DECEMBER 22 WOOOO rewatch time daddy December
Since our fireplace was always covered up, my parents told me and my siblings that Santa came in the door. One Christmas Eve we set out some fried chicken and Diet Coke...
Im at 8:15 and I Do not remember clicking on this video. What's happening, Guys?
Christmas memes
YOU ARE POSESSED BY KERMIT
Its ok. I'll give you a hug now. Its just a 4chan post, its probably a joke, its all ok.
Im sitting here with my new Batman socks and relating really hard
8:24 can anybody tell me if this person is okay?
"according to Tumblr"
yeah at the end that checks out
*pineapples are tasty*
Fang Type not on fucking pizza tho. Freaks.
I legit thought that said people are tasty for a second.
@@1701spacecadet *_Yes On Pizza. Always On Pizza._*
Indeed
lmao
5:50 I’ve told this to my mom before. I was like if I were Rudolph I would be like oh hell no. You can’t just hate me and then suddenly love me when you want something. The world doesn’t work like that.
She told me I wasn’t understanding the point and I’m like no I understand it completely. Y’all are teaching children it’s okay to be mean to someone until you need something. Told her this around the beginning of December when we were decorating. I don’t have a counseling session for 2 more weeks. (just had one) schools messing me up so bad that Christmas songs are being ruined. That’s where I draw the line and go do online cause I’m not dealing with the bullshit at school.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I hope you enjoyed it and could relate on a spiritual level.
*d a d d y d e c e m b e r*
Okay,
But the way the bot sings Feliz Navidad.
HOW DARE YO-
It’s April why am I watching this
8:25 they had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I really hope that person didn't kill them selves im worried
It was referring to what happen to a tree from the trees perspective XD
R u talking bout 8:20
I really hope the tree didn't kill them selves
@@sparrow8493 Well trees dont hang themselves or buy things?
Actually my family calls the day before christmas eve "christmas adam" 😂
3:00 Uhh in spanish "Año" (with the "ñ") means year while "Ano" (without the "ñ") means ans..
Oof
"Daddy December"
I wonder if Tom like Christmas now lol..
The video: Próspero ano y felicidad
Me because Im like 12: laughing hard because ano is one letter away from anos
nillond 724 yeah i know fam
Me at 9: OMG I LOVE CHRISTMAS EVE!!! :D
Me at 10: ....I'm not feeling the spirit.
3:17 it says "Anus and congratulation". To say "year" in spanish, you need ñ. "Prospero año."
For Christmas my mom got me a SUPER LOUD Bluetooth speaker so I just blasted Christmas in hollywood by hollywood undead all day
*_The answer is 19_*
I feel the Christmas cookies enough for a small country. Tonight we made a little over 400 cookies and we're not even halfway done yet.