Um, you forgot the part about the fiance/boyfriend that the woman leaves for the down-to-earth rich guy. Oh, and one or the other has to choose between going back to Big City or staying in small town Mayberryville. Oh, yeah, and there's always some sentimental building, business or festival/tradition that needs to be revived or saved.
don't forget her stepford children from a previous relationship with the glossy stares, creepy smiles and exaggerated moodswings... they have one major breakdown which becomes a focal point to attach to side characters or plot devices and they along with the other side characters fade into the background once again. Sometimes, the children are replaced with sassy best friend that's overloaded with lesbian subtext as she often passionately hates the male romantic interest and tries to steer her away from him before giving up, loving how the new guy has softened her friend and encourages her to follow her heart in the other direction.
I love the dubbed Valentine's Day movie. And yes, those Christmas and Fall Hallmark movie videos are hysterically spot on. My sister loves these movies and I have to bite my tongue every time I walk in when she's watching one.
What I find REALLY ironic, is I used to think hallmark was ridiculous, but even though the premise/plot rarely changes, I do find myself watching the occasional movie, as an escape from my daily stress & anxiety. they really are cute & do make me laugh (as I roll my eyes)
My parents watch these all the time. Everytime I come downstairs I look at the tv and say "wow I wonder if this movie is going to have the same plot as all the other ones" then I get the death stare
My boyfriend's recent running joke is to read the ridiculous movie titles on Hallmark and threaten watch them. LOL. "Oh come on babe, you don't wanna watch "The Wedding Veil"? Or "A Butler's Love"?!? 😆
And bonding with the reclusive elderly widow at the only house without Christmas decorations because her husband used to do it and her children are grown and left town because she drove them away because they didn't show up on the father's deathbed. 🤧🥹😫🫤😟😑🤔😭😢😥😰
There is the version where out of town girl travels to frozen country town with no idea how to deal with winter so she gets lost/trapped/snowed in with strange mountain man who suddenly by the next scene has become her true love
That’s funny! But they forgot the part where her skeezy ex fiancé unexpectedly comes back to her and almost scares off the new love interest… And the part where one of the two romantic leads decides for some lame reason to give up on their love and leaves town on some pre-text. Also missing: the “near-miss kiss,” the cookie business, the festival / baking contest / Christmas Ball, and the leading lady’s minority BFF
My Mom and Dad haven't been together for years and years but they both love Hallmark Christmas movies. Lol! I haven't really cared for such movies since I figured out they're all the same. 😂 However, I'll still watch one every few years. 😅 Edit: I did see one was filmed at The Greenbrier hotel in WV (my home state) so I may have to watch that one. 😁
I love you guys ...you have this pinned down except always their is a sweet kiss and then The End. You must have "the kiss" or how do we know its the end of the movie
Um, you forgot the part about the fiance/boyfriend that the woman leaves for the down-to-earth rich guy. Oh, and one or the other has to choose between going back to Big City or staying in small town Mayberryville. Oh, yeah, and there's always some sentimental building, business or festival/tradition that needs to be revived or saved.
LOL. Classic.
And the one that has less money always has a kid that they are trying to provide for
😂 you captured it well
Lol
Or like they would keep a secret from someone else
This had more depth in 60 seconds that a hallmark movie does in like 2 hours
LOL. And yet, we still watch Hallmark movies.
@@MsMars. CUZ THEYRE FUNNY😂
Truth😂😂😂😂
Their intentional bad acting is still better than the acting in the real movies 😂
FR
Wait... didn't she inherit a cookie business? And isn't she torn between the lumberjack and baker?
Hahahahaa! That's the standard Hallmark storyline. 😂😂
Yes, but the baker is struggling to get over his ex and the lumberjack just isn't romantic enough... so the decision is very stressful 😄😄
don't forget her stepford children from a previous relationship with the glossy stares, creepy smiles and exaggerated moodswings... they have one major breakdown which becomes a focal point to attach to side characters or plot devices and they along with the other side characters fade into the background once again. Sometimes, the children are replaced with sassy best friend that's overloaded with lesbian subtext as she often passionately hates the male romantic interest and tries to steer her away from him before giving up, loving how the new guy has softened her friend and encourages her to follow her heart in the other direction.
You forgot the interrupted first kiss, the misunderstood overheard conversation and then the end credits first kiss.
As a Hallmark Expert... I can say this is very good narrative😄😄😄
So true! 😂
Chloe Vanderflemming?😂
Steve Borgafloogie? Sims language
@@ari.kingdom that's what I was thinking lol 🤣
Still funny, no matter how many different versions of this you do & still spot on for EVERY hallmark!
I love the dubbed Valentine's Day movie. And yes, those Christmas and Fall Hallmark movie videos are hysterically spot on. My sister loves these movies and I have to bite my tongue every time I walk in when she's watching one.
What I find REALLY ironic, is I used to think hallmark was ridiculous, but even though the premise/plot rarely changes, I do find myself watching the occasional movie, as an escape from my daily stress & anxiety. they really are cute & do make me laugh (as I roll my eyes)
How long did it take to film this between breaking into laughter after each line? Probably took as long as a Hallmark movie. 😂😂😂
Now, I am attracted to him. 😂
Lol.
My parents watch these all the time. Everytime I come downstairs I look at the tv and say "wow I wonder if this movie is going to have the same plot as all the other ones" then I get the death stare
It was so nice they'll do it twice. Maybe even thrice. 🤧
I’m banned from watching Hallmark, Lifetime, and LMN movies with my sister.
din stop me to keep watching it 😂😂
I love you, Steve Borgaloogie
Calm yourself sir, he has a future wife, Chloe won't back down easily
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“ oh so your broke” his face!!😂😂
My boyfriend's recent running joke is to read the ridiculous movie titles on Hallmark and threaten watch them. LOL. "Oh come on babe, you don't wanna watch "The Wedding Veil"? Or "A Butler's Love"?!? 😆
A Butler's Love? Is that a real title 😆
@Amy Johnson yes. Actually there's a series called "Butlers in Love." For real.
That's hilarious 😃.
Thats funny 😂 but okay The Wedding Veil trilogy was amazing actually 😂❤️
Lol, I’m terrified I’ll somehow end up married to someone who loves Hallmark films. May be the only grounds for divorce I’d ever accept🥴
Top tier acting, Hallmark will be calling soon
😄😄😄😄
It’s so sad that it’s so true, but I still want to find out the ending lol
IKR
totally true. me too😄😄
You forgot about the drama that happens in like the last 15 minutes where they try to break up and then they come back together
Yes. For some reason they have a big misunderstanding that a 2 minute conversation would solve, but they don't want to talk, now.
Kim is giving me Moira's accent from Schitt's Creek vibes lol
The only difference between this and a Hallmark movie is that this is actually worth watching 👀
I love the why they talk the entire time!!😅😅. 🙂🙂
The 60-second version is even more over the top and even funnier! Yet still sooooo accurate!
You forgot the compulsory hot chocolate.. snowman.. and decorated Christmas cookies!
They also did a parody on that.
And bonding with the reclusive elderly widow at the only house without Christmas decorations because her husband used to do it and her children are grown and left town because she drove them away because they didn't show up on the father's deathbed. 🤧🥹😫🫤😟😑🤔😭😢😥😰
@@gmunden1 see?? We could actually write episodes for the channel!😁
And snow angel
It hurts how accurate this is😂
“I am having it all”…. I’m dead 😆
You missed that he is secretly the Grand Duke of SomePlaceOrOther, so now she is Grand Duchess.
YAYYY this is even better since I’ve seen the Valentine’s Day one 😂😂😂
And the Halloween one, and the Christmas one… 😂
And the fact that people who have watched hallmark since it was made don't tire of this astonishes me.
ChatGPT is now writing for Hallmark? "I now must emote"
🤣🤣 robotic... " i will marry you"
I’d watch these two in an actual Hallmark movie. I bet they’d kill it.
There is the version where out of town girl travels to frozen country town with no idea how to deal with winter so she gets lost/trapped/snowed in with strange mountain man who suddenly by the next scene has become her true love
I saw this on YT when it came out; still funny 🤣😅
I feel like Chloe’s accent is a play on Moira Rose 🤣
You forgot the “Kiss” at the end. There is always a kiss at the end!
This was hilarious & painful, all at the same time! Love it!
The "magical" wardrobe change got me. 😂😂😂😂
He's rich but missing a few brain cells. I think a few too many brahches fell on his head. 🪵🌲😅
Anyone else "like" this before it even started to play? 😄
Oh goodness 🤣🤣. I love hallmark movies for their predictability. I always have them playing in the background when I’m doing chores.
Hallmark Penn =Drunk Penn
This is good! But we need more christmasy things completely unrelated to the plot!!
You forgot the part about him being a widowed father.... 🤣🤣🤣
Can you make a behind the scenes video of making these clips?! 😂😂😂
Totally true. I don't know why they make the guys look so dumb.
This is the best.... It's like watching barbie and Ken in real life lol
*Straight up female Siri vs male Siri* 😂😂😂😂😂
Nailed it!
You forgot the closed-lip dry kiss at the end
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My wife loves Hallmark movies, they are all so clever lol.
These days, they'd have to add woke leftism
You all have the best videos ever
And to think we watch them anyway...
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I’m laughing at this a lot more than I should,…,,,
It’s only 59 seconds NOOOO
MATERIAL GORL
Can we have "The Holderness Channel" instead of "The Hallmark Channel"??? Please??? I would watch. ❤😂
Don’t you mean… “ You’ve shown me that your not just a…💅✨material GORL💅✨
I thought he was going to say something else but remembered this is a "family-friendly" clip. 😂😂😂🤭😁
😂😂😂🍿
That’s funny! But they forgot the part where her skeezy ex fiancé unexpectedly comes back to her and almost scares off the new love interest… And the part where one of the two romantic leads decides for some lame reason to give up on their love and leaves town on some pre-text. Also missing: the “near-miss kiss,” the cookie business, the festival / baking contest / Christmas Ball, and the leading lady’s minority BFF
My Mom and Dad haven't been together for years and years but they both love Hallmark Christmas movies. Lol! I haven't really cared for such movies since I figured out they're all the same. 😂 However, I'll still watch one every few years. 😅 Edit: I did see one was filmed at The Greenbrier hotel in WV (my home state) so I may have to watch that one. 😁
Finally…a Hallmark Christmas movie about AL GORE! 😂
Yup pretty much. Why do we even watch these movies? Rotfl 🤣
LOL! Oh my goodness. Too real, yet I will watch another Hallmark film knowing exactly what is going to happen!
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant!
Hi
Getting some ax murderer vibes from Chloe with the ax. Halloween version?
🤣🤣you forgot the kiss that every hallmark movie has the end! And the little drama in between of a misunderstanding
I don't know you guys were in a Hallmark movie! How exciting! You guys did so good.
The only thing that’s missing is the sassy gay and/or black/Latinx/Asian friend.
Completely unrealistic, she did not end a five-year relationship for the guy she knew for three days
A-ohohoh-hahaha
DAMN. The 🔥 is so ..... hot. The comedy is.....hysterical 🤣.
I love you guys ...you have this pinned down except always their is a sweet kiss and then The End. You must have "the kiss" or how do we know its the end of the movie
Soo typical of hallmark movies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laugh every time I watch this😂😂😂😂
you forgot to add the part when she finds out hes a Prince/rich shes angry for "lying". LUL
They nailed the bad acting in Hallmark movies.🤣
#NailedIt 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣
dude this is like one of the most relatable things i’ve ever seen.
Steve Borgaloogie? Did I hear that right?
I've always wanted to comment about these hallmark movies story lines, surely they are always the same
Like the delay in sound..like a cheap foreign film😂
Oh and you need to remember the bf that lives there than she is a journalist
Completely accurate…but yea, I’ll still watch them 🤗
This is exactly why I can't watch hallmark movies
Oh so fucking true and yet I still watch, smh
Getting the Christmas Tree 1991 vibes off of this
Fun fact a British guy invented the internet, Sir Tim Berners-Lee
You should have been a script writer!
They both sound like text to speech
Don’t forget, “ oh by the way I am a Prince.
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂 perfectly accurate 😂😂😂
Chloe is giving a bit Moira Rose and I'm here for it
Kim is my home gurl!!
So true ! Also lifetime movies they’re so bad I love it
"This axe really helps."
I'm ashamed at how much I enjoyed this.
is that the dollar store version of Jon Stewart?
I have to say, the short is good, but the skits are even better!
Lmao the funnel shit🤣🤣🤣