"I'm Calling The Park Manager Now!"

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  • @Doctortigger-m1b
    @Doctortigger-m1b 3 місяці тому +123

    I have a massively stressful job, and Pure Audits is a real tonic after a day's work. I love the approach, the voice, and the innocence that comes across. This guy deserves far more than 12000 viewers. Let's all promote this gentleman and spread the utter, innocent and complete joy that he brings to UA-cam and to auditing in general. A true star.

    • @Jobriz84
      @Jobriz84 3 місяці тому +14

      Very well said 👏

    • @Sylvia-Storm
      @Sylvia-Storm 3 місяці тому +10

      His channel is slowly growing.

    • @Doctortigger-m1b
      @Doctortigger-m1b 3 місяці тому +17

      @@Sylvia-Storm I just love this guy. Such a massively positive change from other auditors. Massive respect to him.

    • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
      @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 3 місяці тому +13

      I too look forward to his videos. I don't watch the others like DJ and his spin-offs, as they get aggressive and antagonistic. PA is very pleasant and funny in his approach and therefore earned my subscription. I hope he sticks with his current style and refrains from copying the others. Yeah, he deserves a lot more subs.

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 3 місяці тому +11

      Absolutely. He deserves his own TV series. 😃👍

  • @Jobriz84
    @Jobriz84 3 місяці тому +65

    "Have you got a portaloo here? Cos I know someone who can clean em out for £20 if you want" 😂😂😂

    • @andrewstratford4753
      @andrewstratford4753 3 місяці тому

      They are so stupid they dont know when there having the piss taken out of them.

    • @Doctortigger-m1b
      @Doctortigger-m1b 3 місяці тому

      I am a surgeon and I spend my time putting people back together...

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 3 місяці тому +55

    Calling the Park Manager, he must think you are Yogi Bear.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +14

    😂😂More half-wits (make that quarter-wits) shredded by your deadly innocence PA.
    Thanks again for lovely footage and another hilarious film.

  • @reddevil3874
    @reddevil3874 3 місяці тому +31

    Comedy gold...i love the way the hyenas at the back are laughing, thinking they have the upper hand, but all along, the master of playing dumb, is in control and gaining footage 😂😂

    • @spiderbloke1075
      @spiderbloke1075 2 місяці тому

      There is a serious side to it but the mark of a real comedian is being able to keep a straight face. Honestly in his shoes I would be cracking up at them after about ten seconds 🤣

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +22

    😂These thickos reminded me of O'Reilly's builders in Fawlty Towers.

    • @toadhall1951
      @toadhall1951 3 місяці тому +1

      Did you know that an anagram of Fawlty Towers is Flowery Twats?

    • @welshieworldwide
      @welshieworldwide 3 місяці тому +2

      You mean "Orallee" 🤣

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +1

      @@welshieworldwide 😂You are men.....You - work, men.

    • @welshieworldwide
      @welshieworldwide 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ysgol3 ~ 🤣🤣🤣 Class 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KevinHamill-g6n
    @KevinHamill-g6n 3 місяці тому +14

    DANGER DANGER !!! There's a man outside with a fully armed and operational CAMERA !!!. Call the park manager.

  • @carlfama140
    @carlfama140 3 місяці тому +12

    Great channel. Nice to see an auditor who is polite.

  • @Seal_Clubbing_Champion
    @Seal_Clubbing_Champion 3 місяці тому +29

    A helmet, wearing a helmet.

  • @philipnapier3585
    @philipnapier3585 3 місяці тому +43

    OMG. He's going to call the park manager. Run

    • @James-mn1ng
      @James-mn1ng 3 місяці тому +4

      Wasn't it always the park manager in Scooby doo cartoons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 3 місяці тому +1

      @@James-mn1ngyes. Except the film where it was Scrappy Doo wot done it.

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 3 місяці тому +1

      Oh on Uncle Yogi. Ranger Smith is coming.
      Come on BooBoo. Let's go and nick a picnic basket.

  • @oliverharness4658
    @oliverharness4658 3 місяці тому +14

    What a top bunch of blokes. I wish they were all like that.

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita 3 місяці тому +15

    They don't want anyone walking in but the security gates are open.

  • @davidhandley9007
    @davidhandley9007 3 місяці тому +11

    Wafer thin drone makes a reappearance, love it😂

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 3 місяці тому +3

    To be fair the chap at 7:30 was very reasonable and explained about the legalities in a polite and informative fashion.

  • @Acheillidh_01
    @Acheillidh_01 3 місяці тому +21

    They way they laugh when they realise not everyone 'works for somebody' is absolutely pathetic. Can't get thru life without being guided or instructed

  • @markhamilton9834
    @markhamilton9834 3 місяці тому +6

    Fools a plenty,,,they provide an endless source of amusement,and for free 👍😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 3 місяці тому +28

    Those three helmet's seem to know the law. Do they walk around the premises all day looking like twat's for the sake of it ?

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond 3 місяці тому +33

    Has anyone ever actually wondered whether PA's simple act is, in fact, an act. I do hope so, otherwise we have all been very disrespectful, me included. It obviously works because he has people thinking that they are getting the better of him, when he is actually getting the better of them when he reels them in. I christened him The Angler some time ago and he's very good at it.

    • @adambarrett5696
      @adambarrett5696 3 місяці тому +2

      I did wonder. But I'm starting to think he is actually just a bit slow

    • @gone-in-sixty-seconds
      @gone-in-sixty-seconds 3 місяці тому +9

      It's an act, as far as I'm aware, as sometimes he has a little chuckle or says something for the viewers out of ears of the others...
      Come on who is gonna say I've a mikita drill with me oh and my mate can clean your porta loos for £20....
      This guy is a legend.... and as already said should have loads more subscribers

    • @dave-jk6en
      @dave-jk6en 3 місяці тому +10

      I don’t care if it’s an act, because he’s got a zoom camera, and it’s interesting isn’t it

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 3 місяці тому +3

      Of course its an act, not hard to work that out. Think of what he says, its funny. Knows exactly how to pretend to them that they have the upper hand by his act.

    • @lunamonkey
      @lunamonkey 3 місяці тому +5

      You think he’s going in, but he’s not. He’s going over.

  • @shortyshorten2629
    @shortyshorten2629 3 місяці тому +1

    I don't want to come in.
    It's wafer thin.
    It's only a little one.
    I've come a long way on my bike.
    The catchphrase king.... I love Pure Audits. Absolute class, brightens my day 😂❤❤

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 3 місяці тому +21

    The hi viz brigade certainly made utter fools of themselves in front of thousands of people.

  • @robertreid9079
    @robertreid9079 3 місяці тому +7

    Love your approach.👍

  • @wotzcheez
    @wotzcheez 3 місяці тому +20

    Filming is antagonistic? Shows the level they are operating on. Cameras steal souls kind of thing

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 3 місяці тому +1

      Actually it shows their level of intelligence. Not very high.

    • @wotzcheez
      @wotzcheez 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Leepercomm yeah that's what I said. Just less obvious.

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 3 місяці тому +2

    They laugh at self employment like good little sheepies that can’t fathom anything without direction. Great vid again, your up there with the best you are imho 😊

  • @davejones3372
    @davejones3372 3 місяці тому +11

    I’m working here for today love it brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 3 місяці тому +6

    Why did the workie blokes laugh at self employment?

  • @williamgriffin5389
    @williamgriffin5389 3 місяці тому +16

    Love this. Pure intelligent micky taking.

  • @OldManRocketLeague
    @OldManRocketLeague 3 місяці тому +7

    Interesting video, Bernie.

  • @thejudge-kv2jk
    @thejudge-kv2jk 3 місяці тому +5

    First guy is a bit of a wally but the rest were sound! They knew the score. They didn't tell the other site manager how it works which tells you what they think of him!

  • @gone-in-sixty-seconds
    @gone-in-sixty-seconds 3 місяці тому +2

    Pure comedy, them lads chuckle when you said you was working for yourself, was priceless 😂😂

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 3 місяці тому +5

    Please do carry on mentioning how so very 'thiiiin' the drone is, I don't think that will ever get old!
    Can you pronounce _wafer_ to rhyme with _gaffa_ just once for me though?🤣

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Yep - I’ll try 😂👍

    • @carlhartwell7978
      @carlhartwell7978 3 місяці тому

      @@PureAudits Actually, to be more spcific, I think the way Cleese says it to Mr Creosote he also goes _errr_ at the end, so it rhymes with _gaffer._ 🤣
      I mean if you're going to do a -frog- Frenchman impression...🤷‍♀

  • @decdeckers
    @decdeckers 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m working here for me, got my zoom camera

  • @adebrade172
    @adebrade172 3 місяці тому +3

    We used to be scared stiff of park rangers as kids, used to chase you if you was on your bike

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 3 місяці тому +3

    Come on guys…it’s only a zoom camera and a wafer thin drone 😂

  • @newsnowhamilton
    @newsnowhamilton 3 місяці тому +4

    3:06 😄 (*In ma best Freeench accent) ”It’s wafer thin” 🤣

  • @george-ev1dq
    @george-ev1dq 3 місяці тому +2

    The clowns laughing certainly did not get the last laugh, they got owned.

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 3 місяці тому +5

    Hopefully the park manager will call yogi bear

  • @SuperDry.
    @SuperDry. 3 місяці тому +1

    7:30 I'd love it if you replied "ive got a library card , is that any good?" 🤣

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 3 місяці тому +2

    Mr Pure never fails to bring the clowns out on parade . the short one with the beard is a proper fusspot .

  • @QuiteSimplyMyChoice
    @QuiteSimplyMyChoice 3 місяці тому +1

    Daily dose of drone music, I'll be humming that for the next 24 hrs. 👍😀

  • @Smeeagain75
    @Smeeagain75 3 місяці тому +11

    I love this channel.
    Playing dumb, playing them.
    Brilliant.

  • @justjim3168
    @justjim3168 3 місяці тому +3

    OH NO, not the PARK MANAGER!

  • @alfiecorlett8891
    @alfiecorlett8891 3 місяці тому +3

    What a bunch of solicitors doubling as construction workers

  • @paulpowell5459
    @paulpowell5459 3 місяці тому +7

    I wonder just how many years it will take for people to realise photography is not a crime?

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 3 місяці тому +1

      It will take just as log for people to realize that you can legally record private property. and that flying s drone IS NOT comming "on dite".

  • @dave-jk6en
    @dave-jk6en 3 місяці тому

    Love your videos PA, keep them coming pal. ‘they’re interesting’ 😊

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 3 місяці тому +1

    11:05
    Hey you! You can’t do that! Stop being antagonistic!!!
    😂😂😂😂

    • @waynepalmer6949
      @waynepalmer6949 3 місяці тому +1

      The irony was strong with that one😂

  • @johnschannel449
    @johnschannel449 3 місяці тому +1

    keep going like this l think your channel could be bigger then your Mentor ,DJ audits

  • @TheSimonvalente
    @TheSimonvalente 3 місяці тому +2

    I do love the way idiots like this turn to stare back at the property for a couple of seconds before saying "You can't, it's private!".

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 місяці тому +3

    He thought the park manager was your manager, what a fool.

  • @michaelmerry678
    @michaelmerry678 3 місяці тому +3

    If you have a drill you can come in 😂😂

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 3 місяці тому +3

    It's wafer thin 😀 goes lovely with ice cream 🍦

  • @joe_croupier
    @joe_croupier 3 місяці тому +1

    4:01 the moment of realisation haha !!
    public

  • @MattLott-w3b
    @MattLott-w3b 3 місяці тому +1

    I always wondered what happened to Toddler Flump. Great to see him thriving on a building site, great work.

  • @pudintain9656
    @pudintain9656 3 місяці тому +1

    I would like to see "Pure Audits" come to America.

  • @andywright3450
    @andywright3450 3 місяці тому

    Hi mate good video and congratulations on 12 ,000 subscribers totally fully deserved

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you - and thanks fir watching 👍

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 3 місяці тому +2

    Where the F##k did that lot come from? 😂 decent lads up for a laugh.

  • @frankhyam3125
    @frankhyam3125 3 місяці тому +2

    Best auditor around,20 quid to clean the toilet i nearly choked on my biscukt hes so funny brilliant,im wondering if your dj in a diff guise?

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 3 місяці тому +4

    It's interesting 😀

  • @Keith-s4f
    @Keith-s4f 3 місяці тому +3

    Another good one P A

  • @loucolman
    @loucolman 3 місяці тому +1

    I’ve waited a while for a ‘wafer thin’! 😂❤

  • @Donotwillnot
    @Donotwillnot 3 місяці тому +3

    Awesome video pal 👍

  • @matt-f1c
    @matt-f1c 3 місяці тому

    😂 “ am doing a video just a little video “ legend
    Those lads were sound.

  • @Mungo109
    @Mungo109 3 місяці тому +2

    I often wonder why some of these people care what the photographer is doing.

  • @peterroberts7921
    @peterroberts7921 3 місяці тому +1

    I only have to hear those words welcome back to my channel and it brings a smile to my face:)

  • @Paggerd
    @Paggerd 2 місяці тому +1

    Pure Audits sounds like Joe Wilkinson.

  • @ricksterk7014
    @ricksterk7014 3 місяці тому +1

    It takes an intelligent person to act stupid so well😂😂😊😊

  • @underwaterbubbles
    @underwaterbubbles 3 місяці тому +1

    Numpty's laughing at themselves.

  • @peterjol
    @peterjol 3 місяці тому +1

    nice building and landscaping being done there

  • @britanniau.k.4352
    @britanniau.k.4352 3 місяці тому +4

    The armadillo looks like a dalek!😮

    • @Jobriz84
      @Jobriz84 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 3 місяці тому

      And the workers all look like bellends.

  • @joansmith5831
    @joansmith5831 3 місяці тому +19

    There laughing there the joke and don’t know it fools

    • @wotzcheez
      @wotzcheez 3 місяці тому +6

      I'm confused myself to why they laugh at someone being self employed. Is it really that funny that someone works for themselves?

  • @davidstepnitz7376
    @davidstepnitz7376 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m working for me ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @vampire99999
    @vampire99999 3 місяці тому

    My drone is wafer thin got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love your vids got my zoom camera 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Translucent6000
    @Translucent6000 3 місяці тому +1

    When they are being too nice, he starts talking about around the back 😂 didn’t get a reaction this time.

  • @paultruesdale7680
    @paultruesdale7680 3 місяці тому

    Twenty quid for cleaning out the septic, could have done with that when I had septic.
    Apart from the chap getting excited about having his leg pulled with the zoom camera 😂 it all went pretty well.
    That armadillo is pretty dorky, we are right on the cusp give or take of I robot if you believe in all that, the final straw of THX if you will.
    I enjoyed the drone show, nice that they have a small outside court within the walls, makes me wonder what kind of business this is.
    Very interesting site, that water aerator looks like it doubles as a Tesla coil, reminds me of the entrance of that building in the Arrival sci-fi movie with Charlie Sheen.
    👍PA
    Onwards!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому

      Thank You! PA

    • @paultruesdale7680
      @paultruesdale7680 3 місяці тому

      The Arrival Best Scene - Do You Want To See The Ruins, My Friend?

  • @TinaCalvert
    @TinaCalvert 3 місяці тому +2

    Well you made them laugh anyway 😂😂😂

  • @lordnilsson
    @lordnilsson 3 місяці тому +1

    Hi ! Exactly wich DJI drone do you have..? Seemed to have a rather good zoom...!?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Dji3 mini pro - Thank you for supporting me 👍

  • @davejones3372
    @davejones3372 3 місяці тому +1

    That’s got to be the smallest waterfall I’ve ever seen and never seen one going upwards 😂😂❤

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother 3 місяці тому

      The caption on wiki states bidet for builders bum .

  • @herbertvonzinderneuf8547
    @herbertvonzinderneuf8547 3 місяці тому

    That is a pretty neat water feature. Fine footage, sir.

  • @ef7480
    @ef7480 3 місяці тому +1

    Never underestimate someone's knowledge just because they do not dress, look or sound like you...

  • @brianfields4479
    @brianfields4479 3 місяці тому +1

    What are folk so frightened about, there are cameras everywhere these days. There all look like tubby builders.

  • @stevefdarby4057
    @stevefdarby4057 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm supposed to be gardening, lol

  • @paulxc4411
    @paulxc4411 3 місяці тому +3

    Was the site manager stood next to a dalek?

  • @KellsonThomas
    @KellsonThomas 3 місяці тому

    Its like right im telling my dad 😂

  • @solarBumbleCat
    @solarBumbleCat 3 місяці тому +1

    The Park Manager you say lol im off lol

  • @DavidSmith-oy4of
    @DavidSmith-oy4of 3 місяці тому +2

    Do you know what, you should pretend your drone is up and make like you're controlling it with your phone, and have a picture of their building from google earth on it. See if they object.

  • @Dr-Anton-Phibes
    @Dr-Anton-Phibes 3 місяці тому +8

    It's interesting 😂

  • @Stewie_Norfolk
    @Stewie_Norfolk 3 місяці тому

    Maybe Boo Boo is in the Portaloo doing Pooh Pooh waitng for 20 quid man to clean the doo doo

  • @melodyjamesz
    @melodyjamesz 3 місяці тому +1

    Eeeee Mr P you seem to get some real obnoxious companies!! Your probably not old enough to remember the TV programme Some Mothers do have Em! ......should call the channel Some Auditors do av em!.......your brilliant love your videos wish you had the hot air balloon to fly over with lol. All the best. 👍❤️😊

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому

      Thanks for watching - and thanks for supporting me!! PA

  • @reneemarielong6798
    @reneemarielong6798 3 місяці тому +1

    What is the music you play during your drone flight? The name of the musician/artist?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +2

      Don’t know the artist but it’s called The Countryside- Thank you for supporting me 👍

    • @nettypets
      @nettypets 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@PureAudits I love the music as well

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 3 місяці тому +2

    You could be the new beadle's about

  • @vincethecarphunter
    @vincethecarphunter 3 місяці тому +2

    Pure audits, I love the channel and watch all your videos, but i just noticed you haven't got your operator I'd stuck on the top of the drone. Is there a reason for this?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +3

      It’s on the underside- 👍

  • @peterroberts7921
    @peterroberts7921 3 місяці тому

    I couldn't see that Armadillo, he must have scurried across the ground too quickly for me🤔

  • @Calmness1014
    @Calmness1014 3 місяці тому +1

    Pay peanuts......get this lot

  • @Jobriz84
    @Jobriz84 3 місяці тому +4

    WAFER THIN 😂❤

  • @timbullman1991
    @timbullman1991 3 місяці тому

    Armadillo crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle.

  • @stevengrayson1853
    @stevengrayson1853 3 місяці тому +1

    Always worth someone asking what ya doing and making sure staying off the site but like he says ya can do it outside

  • @Frogdog0007
    @Frogdog0007 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm working here today :who for ?: For me ......lmao

  • @shahsheikh541
    @shahsheikh541 3 місяці тому +2

    Did you come along way for this one?

  • @pappys-tinkering
    @pappys-tinkering 3 місяці тому +1

    Hard hat with trainers. Steel toe trainers?

  • @At_the_races
    @At_the_races 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank goodness that we have the immigrants looking after our safety eh?

  • @richkavanagh2778
    @richkavanagh2778 3 місяці тому

    Oh no not the park manager