The Art of War read by Joshua Graham

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  • @Niccyan
    @Niccyan  Рік тому +3059

    Like this if you would donate to a GoFundMe to have Joshua Graham read the Bible

    • @Dragosmom.
      @Dragosmom. Рік тому +54

      Do you know if there's a way to post this on spotify? I wish to listen to this while gaming.

    • @Niccyan
      @Niccyan  Рік тому +87

      @@Dragosmom. I don’t think so tbh, but you can get UA-cam premium and basically do the same thing

    • @doesnotcomputegaming1913
      @doesnotcomputegaming1913 Рік тому

      And no, you cannot claim this video isn’t making money when you clearly ask for donations and link people to your go fund me and fiver. You are part of the problem and I hope your channel is shut down

    • @hugogustafsson4815
      @hugogustafsson4815 Рік тому +40

      Can you have him read the book of five rings by Miyamoto Musashi?

    • @WinXP_SP1
      @WinXP_SP1 Рік тому

      ​@@Dragosmom. could use a UA-cam to mp3 site and get the mp3 of it

  • @ziloj-perezivat
    @ziloj-perezivat Рік тому +6691

    These AI voices are way better than those robotic sounding ones for TTS

    • @bakedandsteaked
      @bakedandsteaked Рік тому +382

      The only thing is these voices are computationally expensive and take time to make I think, whereas most TTS voices are instant.

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 Рік тому +326

      My favorite AI voices are the gamer presidents

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 Рік тому +10

      @Baked
      I doubt that.

    • @bakedandsteaked
      @bakedandsteaked Рік тому +28

      @@furanduron4926 I probably was when I made that username but I'm sober now

    • @EddyOfTheMaelstrom
      @EddyOfTheMaelstrom Рік тому

      ​@@samueljonathan6101 but the presidents are filthy outlanders...Dagoth Ur is a god.

  • @bwackbeedows3629
    @bwackbeedows3629 Рік тому +1208

    19:11
    For Joshua, this phrase, this quote, even this time stamp, just flawless.

    • @jakobhofmann5799
      @jakobhofmann5799 Рік тому +83

      Nice find. Reminds me of Rev. 19:11 in the Bible. Want that verse engraved on a 1911

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT Рік тому +1

      Damn, after listening to this i realized how f*cked Russia is in the current war.
      They've been sieging Bakhmut for 8 months now

    • @aslightlysanescientist3874
      @aslightlysanescientist3874 Рік тому +63

      @@jakobhofmann5799 M 1911 was made by a mormon, what a coicidence

    • @jordanleonard6540
      @jordanleonard6540 Рік тому +33

      John Moses Browning would be proud of all of this

    • @DemetriusDemarcusThe3rd
      @DemetriusDemarcusThe3rd Рік тому +10

      Whole lotta bible thumpers in this thread lmao

  • @Robin_Goodfellow
    @Robin_Goodfellow Рік тому +5163

    It's not the AI voice that scares me, it's the breaths between the words. The machine knows when to take a breath.

    • @atari947
      @atari947 Рік тому +110

      yeah at the end of a sentence lmao

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Рік тому +83

      I for one welcome robots as sentient life deserving of human rights

    • @Omenvreer
      @Omenvreer Рік тому +48

      I feel so sorry for anyone who’s livelihood depends on voice acting work.

    • @Cryvein
      @Cryvein Рік тому +7

      @@atari947 💀💀💀

    • @BlaiseTM
      @BlaiseTM Рік тому +51

      @@dragonfell5078 I dont think you realize what a mistake that is.

  • @Allenthedude
    @Allenthedude Рік тому +215

    *Joshua Graham checking 15,000 pistols for an hour and two minutes*
    "This is how you win and lose war."

    • @E.dd.i.e
      @E.dd.i.e 4 місяці тому +1

      Did you count them all

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 місяці тому +6

      @@E.dd.i.e he takes 6 seconds per pistol
      the video is 1 hour, 2 minutes, 9 seconds
      1 hour is 3600 seconds, 2 minutes is 120 seconds, that makes the video 3729 seconds long
      divide 3729 by 6, and you get 621.5
      he starts checking the pistols after 1 second has passed, so we'll round it down to 621

  • @fumpdump4529
    @fumpdump4529 Рік тому +2030

    I've only just realized this ai tech could easily kill the audiobook market, unless someone copyrights their voice the possibilities are limitless

    • @Chris-hall9080
      @Chris-hall9080 Рік тому +325

      People complain about being born too early or too late, however, I think the age of AI is an interesting era to exist within. We’re only now witnessing the emergence of such tech and I’m curious as to how copyrighted voices will work…

    • @gtbest5417
      @gtbest5417 Рік тому +25

      ​ wonders what the situation of the content creator that did voice impression going to be

    • @titaniumtemplar3560
      @titaniumtemplar3560 Рік тому

      @@Chris-hall9080 Copyright laws are artificial and unnatural they thwart innovation, discourage adaptation and encourage monopolies.

    • @moopersworthninjason42nd81
      @moopersworthninjason42nd81 Рік тому +69

      Imagine someone else copyrighting Morgan freeman's voice before he does lol

    • @Kitsune44X
      @Kitsune44X Рік тому +54

      Similar was done in the 1940s to secure (for a time) singers' rights to royalties from recording studios producing vinyl records and playing recorded songs on the radio. It does need proper addressing but it needn't mean the death of an industry. Similar to artists and journalists, machine learning "AI" is a tool in the hands of a person wise in its use. Photoshop did not kill photography; video did not kill the radio star.

  • @guildoftheskilled9952
    @guildoftheskilled9952 Рік тому +3794

    I don’t think people realize how much work it would be for the entire Bible lmao

    • @greatemperor7185
      @greatemperor7185 Рік тому +631

      With the lord's help ,it be done. Yeah he would have to put it in parts I think the hole Bible is like 7-8 hours read I think.

    • @Grizzlox
      @Grizzlox Рік тому +106

      Just release one book at a time

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks Рік тому +221

      ​@@greatemperor7185 it's like 40 hours, I have the audible version

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks Рік тому +240

      ​@@greatemperor7185 orry, it's 73.5 hrs

    • @greatemperor7185
      @greatemperor7185 Рік тому +116

      @@PlayNiceFolks 73! HOURS! holy cow that Is a tone of HOURS. Like 4 days worth.

  • @camacho7347
    @camacho7347 Рік тому +7484

    Will you have Joshua Graham finally read the Bible in it's entirety? Like many fans of Graham have been hoping for years.

    • @Pepe-ts9ec
      @Pepe-ts9ec Рік тому +1

      There is a community of people working on it right now. They’ve already got a couple hours finished. It’s on a public playlist that you can find if you search “Joshua Graham Bible”.

    • @user-mv3cg7hi7g
      @user-mv3cg7hi7g Рік тому +408

      This is available on UA-cam on a playlist.

    • @TacticalCaveman997
      @TacticalCaveman997 Рік тому +15

      Yes !

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 Рік тому +31

      That is a lot of content

    • @tredecim881
      @tredecim881 Рік тому +8

      ​@@user-mv3cg7hi7g link?

  • @Grizzlox
    @Grizzlox Рік тому +2706

    I wasn't scared by AI voice until now. This one doesn't sound fake at all and that scares me.

    • @callusklaus2413
      @callusklaus2413 Рік тому +484

      It has breaths, pauses and tense. It's.. incredible. Alarming.

    • @LZRD107
      @LZRD107 Рік тому +251

      It's usually more well done like this when the voice that's being analyzed doesn't have a lot of expression or different tones so when it's a character like this where the voice actor is staying within a linear margin its easy to copy

    • @spectormaze5740
      @spectormaze5740 Рік тому +23

      Almost beautiful in a way

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 Рік тому +36

      Not only does it not sound fake but it's good acting!

    • @Thunderous333
      @Thunderous333 Рік тому

      Bro scared of an algorithm thats basically still a fetus in the womb. If you're scared of this then you're going to have a heart attack at the state of technology in 30 years. Did people just forget that we would one day be able to feel non existent wind, have non existant sex, travel the stars? Stop being complacent, unless you want to go back to the stone age, THIS IS THE FUTURE. People have just decided that when they were born that that's when everything should stop for the world. You're selfish, you'll be seen just like boomers with PCs in a few decades.

  • @that_deadeyegamer7920
    @that_deadeyegamer7920 Рік тому +715

    Him quoting Sun Tzu would actually be mad in character given his legion background

    • @darkmattergamesofficial
      @darkmattergamesofficial Рік тому +40

      Should be quoting a Roman, but yeah, same idea LOL

    • @ezekielonezero3955
      @ezekielonezero3955 Рік тому +9

      Yeah maybe he can quote Magnus or Brutus next

    • @luckydrag7273
      @luckydrag7273 Рік тому

      Biggus Diggus would be delighted

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 Рік тому +36

      Maybe Joshua Graham found the Art of War while Caesar found whatever Roman history book he found.
      They found two different books and that ultimately becomes the difference between two people who would otherwise be near identical.

    • @andrewcavender8443
      @andrewcavender8443 Рік тому +1

      Definitely fitting

  • @starless9
    @starless9 Рік тому +603

    RIP the audiobook industry…. THAT’s how good this reading is.

    • @shinobuoshino5066
      @shinobuoshino5066 Рік тому

      good riddance

    • @starless9
      @starless9 Рік тому +24

      @From Unda Productions fast? Like a general on the march through difficult ground? 😽

    • @gxrsky
      @gxrsky Рік тому +4

      ​@From Unda Productions give it half a year

    • @MichaelMurphy-wv4so
      @MichaelMurphy-wv4so Рік тому +1

      ​@@gxrsky hahaha......need to apply ice to that burn......zing

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 Рік тому +2

      And voice acting

  • @namelessaugustus
    @namelessaugustus Рік тому +621

    "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!

    • @evansutcliffe1099
      @evansutcliffe1099 Рік тому +67

      godspeed you magnificent bastard

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +32

      "RIP Rick May" - Rin Tohsaka

    • @mumuia
      @mumuia Рік тому +17

      42:22

    • @VesperLoveReal
      @VesperLoveReal Рік тому +21

      after all these years since the "Meet the soldier" came out I just now finally got the zoo joke after reading your comment....

    • @des-geek
      @des-geek Рік тому +13

      *And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a tzu (zoo)!

  • @wills.e.e8014
    @wills.e.e8014 Рік тому +935

    This is not Joshua Graham, this is the Malpais Legate teaching strategy and tactics to the Legion.

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 Рік тому +84

      Eh I didn't hear "attack using insanely outdated weaponry"

    • @lupusalbus3795
      @lupusalbus3795 Рік тому +44

      @@catnerdadrian7601 Yet the NCR can't hold the dam.

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 Рік тому +37

      @@lupusalbus3795 I mean probably doesn't help that every one of them is saving a bullet for themselves

    • @lupusalbus3795
      @lupusalbus3795 Рік тому +27

      @@catnerdadrian7601 That's smart logistics. A bullet is lighter than a knife for seppuku.

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn Рік тому +9

      Ave, true to Cesar

  • @metalman3952
    @metalman3952 Рік тому +512

    Holy shit, this might be the best reading of The Art of War I have ever heard

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf Рік тому +3

      And you've heard so many, wow!

    • @metalman3952
      @metalman3952 Рік тому +61

      @@enochianwolf I have listened to 3 or 4 different versions of The Art of War over the years. That's not a huge amount but it is probably more than most other people. Takes a certain kind of voice with proper cadence and intonation to do the work justice. I still can't quite wrap my head around how this ai did a better job than any living human I have heard.

    • @Xanctus
      @Xanctus Рік тому +4

      @@enochianwolf ive heard 3.

    • @TaintedShrimp
      @TaintedShrimp Рік тому +6

      ​@@enochianwolf you smell funny

  • @judahboyd2107
    @judahboyd2107 Рік тому +133

    52:02
    "... For it is the soldier's disposition to offer an obstinate resistance when surrounded, to fight hard when he cannot help himself, and to obey promptly when he has fallen into danger."
    I really like this quote.

  • @wilddog73
    @wilddog73 Рік тому +336

    This is a great idea. Imagine such old books becoming so much more palatable because of these iconic voices reading them aloud.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 Рік тому +68

      So what you're saying is, skeletor reads Mein Kampf is next?

    • @wilddog73
      @wilddog73 Рік тому +38

      @@sincereflowers3218 I'll leave it up to popular opinion.

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul Рік тому +23

      Ulysses reading the Odyssey is a bit of an obvious one but someone should say it.

    • @ryanhernandez1190
      @ryanhernandez1190 Рік тому +2

      @@AspenBrightsoulnah I need ulysses to read red fish, blue fish

    • @heavyvonpootis1802
      @heavyvonpootis1802 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sincereflowers3218 id listen to that in a heartbeat 😂

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn Рік тому +135

    "All warfare is based" - Joshua Graham

  • @_cyber_cookie_
    @_cyber_cookie_ Рік тому +65

    "there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare
    it is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on"
    holy shit 🥶🥶🥶

  • @vinsarrow
    @vinsarrow Рік тому +205

    This is 1 of the best things I've ever had the pleasure of listening to, even though I've read the book.
    Sun Tzu's teachings always go so hard & never cease to be a subject of reflection, no matter the age.

  • @_erieri
    @_erieri Рік тому +28

    Why is this oddly calming?
    Seriously hearing Joshua Graham just read the "Art of War" is really calming

  • @Sanetless
    @Sanetless Рік тому +8

    Joshua reloads 746 pistols over the course of this video.

  • @coco26006
    @coco26006 Рік тому +47

    now we just need Joshua Graham to read "the prince" by Machiavelli

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter Рік тому +14

    2:42 "All warfare is based..." - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @vek-o
    @vek-o Рік тому +85

    Joshua really does have A LOT of 1911s

    • @joshuamcdowell1460
      @joshuamcdowell1460 Рік тому +20

      He has 1911 of them

    • @Painless_
      @Painless_ Рік тому +9

      466 I think, give or take a few

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 Рік тому +2

      Definitely not a predictable joke.

    • @vek-o
      @vek-o Рік тому

      @@Painless_ ua-cam.com/video/bgBKEr5BYbw/v-deo.html

  • @Henbot
    @Henbot Рік тому +190

    Joshua Graham was always going to win because his voice is smooth like honey but clear like stainless steel.
    It is an odd dynamic though this because essentially using the VA without permission

    • @realwhelan
      @realwhelan Рік тому +4

      that is a point i hadn't thought about. i'm not sure what i'd do

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 Рік тому +5

      I was thinking about that, would they be uncomfortable? Would someone eventually sue eleven labs, or would they just not care as along as it doesn’t affect their careers.
      Not sure.

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul Рік тому +32

      I feel like the line should be drawn in terms of monitization. Reading The Art of War on some UA-cam channel is one thing. If they actually tried to pacage this into an audiobook and sell it that would be crossing a line.

    • @kakirin
      @kakirin Рік тому +3

      ​@@AspenBrightsoul agreed something made as a meme of a funny video shouldn't get taken down but the problem is some VAs (Gianni for example) make videos/shorts reading memes and other stuff like that so I imagine with some VA it'll be ok and some not ?

    • @cynt4416
      @cynt4416 Рік тому +2

      People with similar voice exist all the time. What now? The younger one must learn to change their voice to avoid being sued?

  • @snubbles9991
    @snubbles9991 Рік тому +27

    So basically Joshua Graham ASMR

    • @Mockingbird1517
      @Mockingbird1517 Рік тому +17

      Dude, anything Joshua Graham says is ASMR

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 Рік тому +2

      This is actually real…zzzzzzzzz

    • @snubbles9991
      @snubbles9991 Рік тому

      @@Mockingbird1517 lol hard to disagree with that.

  • @TheBearJew1309
    @TheBearJew1309 Рік тому +10

    42:22 to 42:56 are some of, if not the wisest words of leadership philosophy I've ever heard.

  • @adenperkins9719
    @adenperkins9719 Рік тому +24

    "Sun Zu said that, and i'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he INVENTED IT! *AND THEN PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!"* -Joshua Graham

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO Рік тому

      AND THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY 2 OF EVERY ANIMALS ON EARTH AND HERDED THEM ONTO BOAT AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!

    • @stanlyEM
      @stanlyEM Рік тому +1

      UNLESS ITS A FARM!

    • @adenperkins9719
      @adenperkins9719 Рік тому

      @@stanlyEM AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANYTIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE ITS CALLED A *ZOO!*

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 Рік тому +1

      Aint this a kick in the head(s)

  • @Val_Rhaven
    @Val_Rhaven Рік тому +142

    "Regard your soldiers as your children and they will follow you into the
    deepest valleys, Look upon them as your own
    beloved sons
    and they will stand by you even unto death."
    It's honestly absurd how accurate this quote is. This book is a true testament to battle.

    • @Robert_D_Mercer
      @Robert_D_Mercer Рік тому +6

      biggest quote in the whole damn book imo. All the other crap is common sense.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 Рік тому +4

      Timestamps?

    • @Val_Rhaven
      @Val_Rhaven Рік тому +4

      ​@@longiusaescius2537 42:45

    • @heretical_cuttlefish
      @heretical_cuttlefish Рік тому +7

      31:08
      He also warns not to be too chummy or attached to them. McClellen comes to mind when an general is unwilling to stomach losing men

    • @GriboedovAnton
      @GriboedovAnton Рік тому +1

      u take the book too literally. it's meaning is far deeper and its not about combat at all.

  • @sea.s.5759
    @sea.s.5759 Рік тому +6

    Mr. House reads The Art of the Deal

  • @joeyrussell4969
    @joeyrussell4969 Рік тому +52

    I would like to hear Joshua Graham read the book of five rings

  • @dashy9482
    @dashy9482 Рік тому +164

    Its really scary how close the AI is able to do this....

    • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
      @QuothTheRavenclaw11 Рік тому +30

      It's interesting and kinda cool, but I hate it. We need to be very careful with tech like this in the future. I can already foresee future problems that will come from this. Especially in an age where people lose their jobs without doing anything wrong, and they're fired because of something someone said.

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 Рік тому

      @@QuothTheRavenclaw11 The technology being this far along has already rendered all recordings of all persons of power into hearsay.

    • @VB-92
      @VB-92 Рік тому +7

      @@QuothTheRavenclaw11 Needs laws around it to at least guarantee that any money made off of an AI Voice Copy has a cut of it go to the voice actor, seems only fair. For fans who make free stuff tho, this is a huge gem. Could make fully voiced free fan made projects for games. As for using it to fake someone saying something that a company would fire them over, or worse, faking confessions of something that can land them in prison, yes it needs to be taken into account from the point where it's impossible to tell the difference, that audio proof is not good enough to guarantee they said anything, as long as it can't be verified as being truly the individual and not an AI being used to create fake evidence.

    • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
      @QuothTheRavenclaw11 Рік тому

      @@VB-92 Very true. Hell my profile picture is AI art, so even a paranoid guy like me sees the fun it can provide. Fingers crossed that necessary precautions will take place.

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +1

      lmao not really. I imagine boomers thought the idea or video recordings were scary the first time they were invented too.

  • @Nikita_gooskov
    @Nikita_gooskov Рік тому +23

    the fact that an AI knows when to breathe in and make pauses gives me goosebumps

  • @kaitenova
    @kaitenova Рік тому +10

    “Thus it must be know that the leader of armies is the arbiter of the peoples fate” hardest thing ever said by Joshua graham

  • @D3ADSH0T
    @D3ADSH0T Рік тому +15

    Imagine wanting to find your way back to Mojave and Joshua forces you to sit and listen to him read a book for 1 hour straight

  • @felkinmarrow7601
    @felkinmarrow7601 Рік тому +30

    Ok, this is crazy. I have zero interest in reading art of war but im weirdly fascinated by Joshua reading it. I'm gonna set myself a reminder to return and watch this to completion. Props to you, you did something here.

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 Рік тому +7

      Imagine having 0 interest in Art of War lmao.

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem Рік тому +67

    I made a similar voice, but using the Disco Elysium narrator, and having him read me stories is really comfy. A lot of older books like one I was reading by Boris Savinkov called the "The Pale Horse" doesnt have an audiobook, so generating audiobooks for yourself that sounds nice for old forgotten books that are awesome is a really cool thing. Kind of revives them somewhat. And it's done in seconds too.

    • @illeagle666
      @illeagle666 Рік тому

      What program do you use for this? :)

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 Рік тому

      @@illeagle666 i'd say elevenlabs, its the best accessible ai voice generator/creator

    • @slyose6154
      @slyose6154 Рік тому

      Would be awesome if you started uploading them!

    • @slyose6154
      @slyose6154 Рік тому +3

      @@illeagle666 Not sure about the commenter, but the video above was made with ElevenLabs I believe

    • @illeagle666
      @illeagle666 Рік тому +1

      Great thanks :)))

  • @Morg8685
    @Morg8685 Рік тому +68

    NEED MORE OF THESE !!!! make more audio books. mix in other characters as well, this is what AI and Internet was meant to be used for

    • @SavanBerry
      @SavanBerry Рік тому +3

      Real True!.

    • @BoJenfa
      @BoJenfa Рік тому

      can you give some suggestions?

  • @M3moryBurn3r
    @M3moryBurn3r Рік тому +5

    Please have Joshua graham read Industrial society and its future

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 3 місяці тому

      hell yeah a fellow ted pilled haha

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater Рік тому +5

    2:43 all warfare is based

  • @PaladinOfNerds
    @PaladinOfNerds Рік тому +40

    I have very mixed feelings about AI. On the one hand if Bethesda/Obsidian wanted this character to return it would probably be cheaper (and by cheaper I mean absolutely free) to use this than rehire the voice actor. on the other hand, I got the art of war on audible the other day for free, and yet, I think I’m going to listen to this version to completion instead.

    • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
      @suspicioustumbleweed4760 Рік тому +1

      Good point! Do a morrowind mod

    • @curtisjackson4090
      @curtisjackson4090 Рік тому

      @@suspicioustumbleweed4760 oh lawd.... I just realized the immense opportunity for Morrowind voice mods. Or even revamp FO4 voice options.... The future is now.

  • @marcuswright8418
    @marcuswright8418 Рік тому +4

    He has inspected 466 pistols whilst reading a book.

  • @Foagal1775
    @Foagal1775 Рік тому +14

    I had thought about looking for an audio book on Art of War. This is fantastic

  • @MrLandShark55_55
    @MrLandShark55_55 Рік тому +2

    You can hear him taking breaths after every few words.

  • @saintsundere
    @saintsundere Рік тому +4

    When he says “CRUSH him” I get chills. This AI is badass

  • @crazyrabbits
    @crazyrabbits Рік тому +4

    I choose to believe that Joshua canonically read this book to the Sorrows/Dead Horse Warriors before he took them along to eliminate the White Legs in Honest Hearts.

  • @boblaw8481
    @boblaw8481 Рік тому +3

    This is my Third time listening. I have the book, and only read 3 chapters, but this is one of the occasions that will stick so much harder by the audio. The human like emotion, breaths, and tone changes are pushed hard with Joshua’s voice, and i don’t believe that there is a better use for him than to teach us the smart, adaptable methods of war.

  • @collapsedtent
    @collapsedtent Рік тому +2

    What I find the best about this is the hyper-realistic shifts in tones in his voice. It's almost frightening.

  • @JotinhaDoVerao
    @JotinhaDoVerao Рік тому +9

    I've read Art of War before, but with Graham's voice its a completely different thing

  • @the1stfugitive14
    @the1stfugitive14 Рік тому +2

    You found the content mine. Joshua Graham reading great books.

  • @kerberosarmory
    @kerberosarmory Рік тому +3

    I would recommend putting the video at x0.8 speed, makes if sound more natural.

  • @jussysheart
    @jussysheart 11 місяців тому +1

    This book is like a time capsule for war not yet ready for modern arms. It’s interesting to heard how ancient times had such thought behind battles.

  • @literally_leo
    @literally_leo Рік тому +1

    Back in the day, these were mandatory legionnaire study sessions

  • @Failfer
    @Failfer Рік тому +8

    Dear God this is an amazing new genre please continue it, fictional or historical figures reading great works sounds so cool

  • @_kutsuu_
    @_kutsuu_ Рік тому +2

    this was amazing. He really knows what he is doing when it comes to War and how to use his army.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself Рік тому +19

    You are an absolute genius for this. The first film I ever saw Keith Szarabajka in was A Perfect World from 1993. He played almost the EXACT OPPOSITE of this character, and I've been a fan of his voice ever since.
    Him and Michael Wincott are two actors you're always happy to hear.

    • @joshuamcdowell1460
      @joshuamcdowell1460 Рік тому +1

      Wasn't he also like 70% of the Dark Elves in Skyrim?

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself Рік тому

      @@joshuamcdowell1460 Yes he was, he's THAT good. Watch his scene in A Perfect World, he's so disturbing and creepy in it. He can do both live action AND voice acting.
      Crazy thing is....I still haven't played Honest Hearts or any of the New Vegas DLC. I first beat it back in 2010, got a PC, and modded it so much that I haven't came back to it.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Рік тому

      He’s also Harbinger in Mass Effect.

  • @numerouscolours
    @numerouscolours Рік тому +19

    Literally cannot express how fucking perfect this is, holy shit.

  • @soundboyeric2276
    @soundboyeric2276 Рік тому +2

    memes aside: this is one of those things you didn't ask for but you know you needed

  • @HairlessPotato
    @HairlessPotato Рік тому +4

    Ive wanted to read the art of war for ages, and this was actually an extremely fun way to do it. I am so happy I spent over an hour at 3 in the morning watching this entire video.

  • @DinoMan_6
    @DinoMan_6 Рік тому +1

    Dude what the fuck…the breaths and pauses are amazing…this is too fking real.

  • @theblackswordsman3612
    @theblackswordsman3612 Рік тому +3

    Dude I could listen to this all day

  • @OB.x
    @OB.x Рік тому +1

    Oh my god I cannot thank you so much for doing this video. I am re reading and studying the art of war right now because I am dealing with bullshit in my job right now.
    Lowest supervisor being basically shit on by the entire company... I figured that the only way I could survive unsurmountable odds is reading this. Book And using ts methods and so far it's kind of working....
    But this is so awesome now. I can just listen to this when I drive

  • @illeagle666
    @illeagle666 Рік тому +105

    This is beautiful, really great read. Only thing that makes me sad is that we’re kind of benefiting from the actor’s voice without him gaining anything from it. :/

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 Рік тому +13

      We should have a legal system in place to protect the rights of people to their own voices, such that they or their estate will be paid for work their voice does even through use of a tool like this.

    • @1toncheese
      @1toncheese Рік тому +26

      @@dashiellgillingham4579 hahahaha were not the problem the corporations trying to force voice actors into signing away their rights to their voices are the problem

    • @standman-ft7zo
      @standman-ft7zo Рік тому +1

      Some sweet, succulent passive income.

    • @omni0414
      @omni0414 Рік тому

      @YWL if text to speech ai companies bought actors and actresses voices to use, at least theyd get something from it

    • @itchin4scratches
      @itchin4scratches Рік тому

      who ? and who cares. when he no longer exists physically then what? cant hear him anymore because of greed and copyright even if his skull has worms sigh die die die

  • @alister2755
    @alister2755 Рік тому +2

    Dude the voice fits so well with the art of war i love this man

  • @thatscrawford
    @thatscrawford Рік тому +45

    I'm really hoping you make a video of him reading the entire bible!

    • @skylar5257
      @skylar5257 Рік тому

      They have a couple chapters in a playlist and they sound just as good.

  • @wyzeguy6
    @wyzeguy6 Рік тому +1

    It's eerie how seamless this is....

  • @TheFruitofTruth
    @TheFruitofTruth Рік тому +7

    To think if Joshua actually read Art of War he might have won Hoover Dam…. Why do I suddenly feel a cold wind?

  • @ajax4801
    @ajax4801 Рік тому +2

    Literally just listened to this whole working 😂

  • @TacticalCaveman997
    @TacticalCaveman997 Рік тому +24

    This is perfect. Have him read other stuff

  • @ErgeIIV
    @ErgeIIV Рік тому +2

    Didn't know I needed this audiobook but here I am

  • @darthralik9835
    @darthralik9835 8 місяців тому +3

    should be called "sun tzus the art of filler", blud had to say every sentence four times. reinforce the right, the left is weak, reinforce the left the right is weak, bro we get it

    • @yl5935
      @yl5935 2 місяці тому

      A better title for “The Art of War” should be “How to be a General for idiots” because the book was written for noble snobs who knew nothing about warfare. That’s why Sun Tzu repeats a lot of what he says in the book

  • @phaineliza529
    @phaineliza529 Рік тому +2

    I need to have every book read by this voice it is so comfortable to listen to i swear. I just come back because of Joshua i listened to this book for three times already

  • @Corax186
    @Corax186 Рік тому +5

    You guys realise we can have fully voiced Joshua companion in NV now?

  • @kylevidauri4869
    @kylevidauri4869 Рік тому +4

    Ah yes another addition to my collection of Joshua Graham readings

  • @ratrat.rat.rat.rat.rat.ratrat
    @ratrat.rat.rat.rat.rat.ratrat Рік тому +1

    I unironically have listened to this multiple times, the voice of Johsua reading Sun Tzu is fantastic and incredibly in character. Thank you greatly for this

  • @theography6360
    @theography6360 Рік тому +3

    The truly amazing thing about Joshua is the infinite amount of pistols he has on that table.

  • @andrewhorvath6864
    @andrewhorvath6864 Рік тому +2

    I'm impressed that he can remember the entire book while inspecting hundreds of guns.

  • @DivinaImperatrixHI
    @DivinaImperatrixHI Рік тому +7

    Greatness, this is.

  • @strayed1615
    @strayed1615 Рік тому +8

    Ah....Wayne June. Forever immortal like Joshua Graham now is. I for one welcome our new AI overlords giving our kids bedtime stories

  • @phaineliza529
    @phaineliza529 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best videos on UA-cam

  • @-zeddread-
    @-zeddread- Рік тому +3

    This is one of the best things I've ever accidentally found and holy hell am I in love with this please make more

    • @Niccyan
      @Niccyan  Рік тому +1

      Check out my other Joshua Graham video!
      The Book of Five Rings read by Joshua Graham
      ua-cam.com/video/84O_ZTUqvvo/v-deo.html

    • @-zeddread-
      @-zeddread- Рік тому +1

      Bet your ass I already did I binged both before I fell asleep you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

  • @9001Shadowwolf
    @9001Shadowwolf Рік тому +2

    What an interesting listen. These are all pretty self explanatory and one could come up with these ideas using common sense but something about the way its explained really gets you thinking about how you can use many of the same principles to make non war related decisions.

  • @soggyconch5048
    @soggyconch5048 Рік тому +3

    I have a extremely hard time reading books I have a hard time listening to audio books before I tune them out. This this held my attention all the way through! I'd love more!

  • @derigel9783
    @derigel9783 Рік тому +1

    It is actualy impessive what AI can do.
    Her is what I reccon that makes it so good.
    He breaths. He gets loud and firery. He get quiet and pronounced.

  • @DefendYoungstown
    @DefendYoungstown Рік тому +3

    Sun Tzu says: can't expect your generals to do all the work.

  • @yumiyacha7287
    @yumiyacha7287 Рік тому +1

    42:22, Joshua Graham said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he was the Malpais Legate. And then he was such a brutal leader that he's still in the minds of Caesar's Legion!

  • @indigosteel5702
    @indigosteel5702 Рік тому +2

    Courier: How in THE HELL did you lose the First Battle of Hoover Dam?
    Graham: Firstly, the book was written five centuries before the birth of Christ; relevant as many of the lessons still are in this age, war has evolved in the millennia since. The phrase "war never changes" is a commentary on why war is waged, not how. Secondly, my opponents undoubtedly had access to the same knowledge I did, if not more. Thirdly, erudition is not the same as perspicacity, just as intellect is not the same as wisdom; remember that my folly was a not a lack of knowledge, but a lack of adaptability.
    Courier:...Oh.
    Graham: Indeed; hand me the oil, please?

    • @xenomang3149
      @xenomang3149 Рік тому +1

      That would be an amazing dialogue option.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO Рік тому +1

    Joshua Graham recites the Art of War...while reloading his stacks of M1911s!

  • @raphaelschafer4772
    @raphaelschafer4772 Рік тому +18

    Can you do Ulysses as well?

    • @jonnyboi841
      @jonnyboi841 Рік тому +9

      That would be awesome

    • @NeoVault_
      @NeoVault_ Рік тому +1

      Can't have Ulysses unless he drops something about *the bear and the bull* every other minute.

  • @kudjo24
    @kudjo24 Рік тому +2

    I was waiting on my current Art of War audio book for this to come out, YOU THE MAN

  • @deathisSkele-ton
    @deathisSkele-ton Рік тому +9

    Book of Five Rings would be perfect for this guys voice

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Рік тому

      *ahem*
      ua-cam.com/video/1ynFN4H2LWQ/v-deo.html

  • @smooish
    @smooish Рік тому +2

    I could fall asleep listening to this
    Edit: did fall asleep, best sleep ever 10/10

  • @indeed2207
    @indeed2207 Рік тому +3

    I need Joshua to read every Warhammer books.

  • @j_west7219
    @j_west7219 Рік тому +1

    I love this so much. The voice, the book, the setting of it feels perfectly consistent. Joshua absolutely would have read this book.

  • @jeanfigueroa6235
    @jeanfigueroa6235 Рік тому +7

    They need to do this with Andrew Ryan's voice, reading BioShock: Rapture in audio book fashion

    • @CantoniaCustoms
      @CantoniaCustoms Рік тому

      Or Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

    • @jeanfigueroa6235
      @jeanfigueroa6235 Рік тому +1

      @@CantoniaCustoms I also thought that.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 Рік тому +1

      @HonkieKowboy II: The return of the king. Trash books and author

    • @CantoniaCustoms
      @CantoniaCustoms Рік тому +2

      @@longiusaescius2537 oh I absolutely concur. Literally a godless feminist.

  • @hardboiled2987
    @hardboiled2987 Рік тому +1

    Im unironically going to listen to all of this

  • @omganotherun
    @omganotherun Рік тому +2

    It's scary how much AI voice has improved over old TTS. I'd swear there are moments that sound like genuine passionate speech. It's not perfect but probably will be within a year.

  • @IrisSees
    @IrisSees Рік тому +1

    The art of war is the art of deception I ❤ Joshua Graham

  • @valkyrie3631
    @valkyrie3631 Рік тому +3

    Instructions unclear, i Literally fell asleep a to this and woke up a general in eu4

  • @XZ0N3D
    @XZ0N3D Рік тому +2

    he is currently filling magazines in a pistol every 7 seconds
    at this rate he can effectively reload 9 pistols every minute.
    since this video is roughly 62 minutes, he has effectively reloaded 558 pistols by the end of this video.