@Egg 2011 Oh i didn't lose it, I know right where it is. The cat is still playing with it, staring at me. Doctors said they might be able to reattach it if I could get it back from the cat and that is why I now type one handed.
@Egg 2011 Thanks man. I never thought that something that started as a home invasion / hostage situation could be so rewarding but I'm really digging cat ownership.
Bro basically made it really easy, your dumb stay at home mind just permits you to care about the next time you start a sentence with bro for meme purposes, instead of following easy as hell steps.
I was not afraid when I saw the 100-question multiple choice final test. But when I saw the 3-question open-answer final test… That is when I learned what true fear is.
Its just a summarized 3 steps. Step 1: put jar on double twist Step 2: pull the big loop to the otherside to put under small loop Step 3: put the big loops rope underneath the bunny ears.
I mean, he did say "apparently" everything since thats ehat he'd been told, then once he tried it he confirmed not everything. Not sure how you would have expected him to word it lol
he could have said almost anything and it would have been a perfect video. but then he wouldn’t get these comments, which is assuredly what he was after. making small obvious mistakes is almost always engagement farming these days.
Ashley's book of knots is really good for practical every day knots. The occupational knots are so plenty and useful. I'm pretty sure you can find a rather simple knot for round objects as well. Like the key feature compared to this knot would be that the structure holds itself and doesn't require tightening on the corners of the object to hold the ratios.
@@Banana_Fusion Sorry your brain can't count multiple minor actions into one step. But if you're going to be a pedant: Step 1: Take left hand and Step 2: Grab end of string Step 3: Inhale Step 4: Take right hand and Step 5: Grab other end of string Step 6: Take left hand and Step 7: Cross ends of rope Step 8: Exhale Step 9: Blink Step 10: Take right hand and Step 11: Tuck right hand's rope end under crossed section Step 12: Swallow excess saliva Step 13: Take right hand and Step 14: Pull right hand's rope around crossed section Step 15: Take right hand and Step 16: Pull right hand's rope above crossed section Step 16: Take left hand and Step 17: Cross ends of rope again Step 18: Take right hand and Step 19: Tuck right hand's rope end under new crossed section Step 20: Take right hand and Step 21: Pull right hand's rope end under new crossed section Step 22: Suffocate because you weren't told to breath since Step 8 Steps are for the major actions, minor actions are extrapolated as part of the same step needed to complete them. I guess that's a problem since most guides assume you have a modicum of reading comprehension and a IQ higher than the average water temperature in the arctic circle.
@@Matthias129but what you forget is that everything he's doing is a major action ie following a recipe Step 1 add X mount of sugar Step 2 add X amount of butter Step 3 mix untill it's a creamy smooth mix ect You don't do what he's doing and do Step 1 add X sugar then add X butter mix untill creamy add x flour mix it again kneed the dough now roll it with a rolling pin And now Step 2 Now cut it into small squares ect Like dude when an entire list of instructions is made like this it's very easy to miss an important step And if you miss one of the many different motions he dose make in-between the steps he dose Mention on how to carry stuff with a single bit of string well it's obviously not going to work And while you are correct a step is a major action but when your doing something as complex as this where any small mistake stops everything from working everything is a major action Like origami if you don't fold every bit of paper exactly how your told to then it's not going work or look right so everything you do in this particular scenario is a major action And iknow you talking the piss but please tell me your not actually dumb enough to end a step with the word and especially with after the talk about there "IQ being high than the average water temperature in the Arctic circle" because if that's the case yours must be same as the vacuum of space but unlike the Arctic it's a place where yours will never increase (an insult for an insult)
@@slyfox8953 among us among us among us sus sussy imposter when the imposter is sus buh buh buh bua bua buna buna bua when the imposter is 3am when the amogus sus moments sususamogus
I file these videos in a specific way to always be able to find what I need later... I just keep forgetting what that specific way was and can't find what I need when I need it. Now, where did I put my string?
For those who can't find the among us:- It's in the part where he puts the jar on the centre of the double twist and brings the big loop over the top of everything.
❤ Thank you! This is the first demo of thus that makes sense! Your explanation while you did it made all the difference! Thank you! Showing what didn't work afterwards was a great touch, too.
As a vers but always a sub for mommies with gear because of this I have been through knots I can’t name and there are a billion different however I personally can only tie my shoes :/
I don't know why this reminded me of when my friend and I were shopping for a weekend stay at my summer place. We had so many bags from the store that it was painful to carry, so we just looped the arms from our jackets through the handles and tied the jackets around our waists 😂 Still one of the silliest things I've ever done. But when you don't have a car, yet have 10+ plastic bags of stuff to carry you get inventive 😅
Okay so apparently you can create stars from anything using just simple math, here's how. Step 1: find an object Step 2: find some water and place the object in, making sure it floats. Step 3: locate the prefectural Vercingetorix point of the object. Step 4: submerge the point into the water and wait 5 seconds. Step 5: After five seconds remove the object entirely and place it on a flat surface. Step 6: cover the object with a damp paper towel. Step 7: blow on the object with the strength of half of the determinable mass of the object for 10 seconds. Step 8: after 2 hours of waiting, take a knife and cut through the object, you'll realize that you are now separating essential particles. Step 9: after slicing the objects molecules into different categories, begin combining all similar molecules. Step 10: if done correctly you should have a few groups of pure raw star material, and all that's left is to mix and match to produce the desired star. Like comment and subscribe for more interesting projects.
Now I can carry my Japanese Peace Lillie's everywhere!
basically the guy from hot fuzz
@Louie Beatty the man has good taste yet its sergeant angel
@@jackiehernandez4689 Nickel-Arse
every morning at 6am with the dog
@@Zagill
*M o r n i n A n g l e*
I tried this with a piano.
Stupid life hack didn't help me lift the piano at all !
Well ofcourse! You cant do the with a whole piano!
use giant rope bro
@@TC_phoenix🤓
@@OlivierWojewodzki he's got a point tho.
@@bananablast23 r/woooosh
The best part of this short is you showing the downsides to the method. Makes it all the more convincing.
Idk if you mean it this way, but this is really easy to see as a sarcastic comment LOL
@@nuclearseahorsePeople often find the source to be more reputable when it cites and acknowledges both sides of an argument.
I'll be honest. I'll never remember these steps when I'll need em.
Fr
I'll remember the steps exist, but won't be able to recall the specifics
I am lost already.
The trick is to just do it right now two or three times, so you have done it when you need it.
Instructions unclear, broke my shoelace trying to carry a car :(
I'm so sorry to hear that, Mrs. President
I tried this to carry my cat and now I'm missing an eye.
@Egg 2011 Oh i didn't lose it, I know right where it is. The cat is still playing with it, staring at me. Doctors said they might be able to reattach it if I could get it back from the cat and that is why I now type one handed.
@Egg 2011 Thanks man. I never thought that something that started as a home invasion / hostage situation could be so rewarding but I'm really digging cat ownership.
Instructions unclear, baby fell down a flight of stairs
Bro basically said “ok the test has 3 questions, but every question has 15 steps”
Bro basically made it really easy, your dumb stay at home mind just permits you to care about the next time you start a sentence with bro for meme purposes, instead of following easy as hell steps.
It's Like the questions that are like
1.
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)
h)
i)
2.
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)
h)
i)
Only 2 questions btw 😃
@@Ciaoao you forgot the 1. ai, aii, aiii. bi, bii, biii. ci, cii, ciii.
@@Ciaoao oh yeah i hate those
I was not afraid when I saw the 100-question multiple choice final test.
But when I saw the 3-question open-answer final test… That is when I learned what true fear is.
Instructions unclear, my jar has now put me in a chokehold and I need help
This man is just completing side quests at this point
“3 simple steps”
Proceeds to go through 96 steps
Fr
Its just a summarized 3 steps.
Step 1: put jar on double twist
Step 2: pull the big loop to the otherside to put under small loop
Step 3: put the big loops rope underneath the bunny ears.
Actually, it's 10 steps
@@carliem1974 to heaven
“You can create a carry handle for everything with just a string”
“It doesn’t work well for everything”
I mean, he did say "apparently" everything since thats ehat he'd been told, then once he tried it he confirmed not everything. Not sure how you would have expected him to word it lol
Respect for being honest about it, compared to some other bs here on yt
Bro forgot basic English 😂
he could have said almost anything and it would have been a perfect video. but then he wouldn’t get these comments, which is assuredly what he was after. making small obvious mistakes is almost always engagement farming these days.
@@drake_diangelo would have expected him to try the trick before shooting the video
Ashley's book of knots is really good for practical every day knots. The occupational knots are so plenty and useful. I'm pretty sure you can find a rather simple knot for round objects as well. Like the key feature compared to this knot would be that the structure holds itself and doesn't require tightening on the corners of the object to hold the ratios.
Thanks so much for the book rec!! Added it on Goodreads and can't wait to get to it one day :DDD
“You can do this in 10 seconds, 3 super simple steps”
*Shows the most complicated string art*
“Come on we gotta go!”
“Hold on a sec I gotta make a handle for my water bottle.”
This seems perfectly legitimate to me lol
It works well, for a reusable bottle! Keeps your hands free!
What? But you still have to hold the handle
@@Pt0wN973b0iIyou still have to hold the rope, wdym?
@@JustinBestBtw Make it long enough an it can be wraped around your body like a sash!
bro thought he could sneak amogus
and we wouldn't notice
Its 2023. Time to let it go brother.
if it sus, we can't let it go
I didnt even catch it the first two times, clearly the sus has consumed you, im sorry brother
@@drex5160 gotta eject it.
@@aidenleddy5443 but it was there, even i saw it... the among us won't leave me alone
“It’s super simple, step one, cure cancer with a popsicle stick and dryer lint.”
😂😂😂
Awesome dude! Now I’m carrying stuff all day and I can’t stop!
Instructions unclear. Bunny got upset when I grabbed his ears.
What did bunny do?
Poor bunny
"Bunny!"
'thinks of Re zero'
"bunny..."
@@ubeia4857Catboi???
@@rayndrop2249got upset
“ last step” continues to list 4 more steps
well the steps consist of multiple things
@@p_stains so they aren't really steps
@@Banana_Fusion ig but it's just organized like that for less confusion
@@Banana_Fusion Sorry your brain can't count multiple minor actions into one step. But if you're going to be a pedant:
Step 1: Take left hand and
Step 2: Grab end of string
Step 3: Inhale
Step 4: Take right hand and
Step 5: Grab other end of string
Step 6: Take left hand and
Step 7: Cross ends of rope
Step 8: Exhale
Step 9: Blink
Step 10: Take right hand and
Step 11: Tuck right hand's rope end under crossed section
Step 12: Swallow excess saliva
Step 13: Take right hand and
Step 14: Pull right hand's rope around crossed section
Step 15: Take right hand and
Step 16: Pull right hand's rope above crossed section
Step 16: Take left hand and
Step 17: Cross ends of rope again
Step 18: Take right hand and
Step 19: Tuck right hand's rope end under new crossed section
Step 20: Take right hand and
Step 21: Pull right hand's rope end under new crossed section
Step 22: Suffocate because you weren't told to breath since Step 8
Steps are for the major actions, minor actions are extrapolated as part of the same step needed to complete them. I guess that's a problem since most guides assume you have a modicum of reading comprehension and a IQ higher than the average water temperature in the arctic circle.
@@Matthias129but what you forget is that everything he's doing is a major action ie following a recipe
Step 1 add X mount of sugar
Step 2 add X amount of butter
Step 3 mix untill it's a creamy smooth mix ect
You don't do what he's doing and do
Step 1 add X sugar then add X butter mix untill creamy add x flour mix it again kneed the dough now roll it with a rolling pin
And now
Step 2
Now cut it into small squares ect
Like dude when an entire list of instructions is made like this it's very easy to miss an important step
And if you miss one of the many different motions he dose make in-between the steps he dose Mention on how to carry stuff with a single bit of string well it's obviously not going to work
And while you are correct a step is a major action but when your doing something as complex as this where any small mistake stops everything from working everything is a major action
Like origami if you don't fold every bit of paper exactly how your told to then it's not going work or look right so everything you do in this particular scenario is a major action
And iknow you talking the piss but please tell me your not actually dumb enough to end a step with the word and especially with after the talk about there "IQ being high than the average water temperature in the Arctic circle"
because if that's the case yours must be same as the vacuum of space but unlike the Arctic it's a place where yours will never increase (an insult for an insult)
I have a playlist for helpful shorts and its 90% filled with this guy
" Step2- Bring the big loop over the top of everthing" AMOGUS!!!!!
instructions unclear, accidentally tied a girl into some bondage roleplay.
NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT😂😂😂
Started hidden scenario
💀
Shibari and Kinbaku have entered the chat (the names of rope bondage art styles)
Kinky 😏
Time to add this to the list of knots I already forgot😂
Knots are helpful. I’ve been using them to make baskets,jewelry,decorations
I know exactly what you mean😂
Bro js carry it with yo hands 💀😭
Instructions unclear, my car is now a motorcycle
tutorial please. have always wanted a motorbike and car has a flat so perfect timing for a change.
Coool! I’ll try that next time I have to carry a big box from the post office.
I love how this 3 step tutorial basicaly has 9 steps :p
Step 2:
AMOGUS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
I paused the video just to look for this comment
@@FrightNightNautilussame
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
😐
I love watching life hacks that I will never remember or ever try
damn shibari proving to be useful yet again
🤨
Ayo bro
All that training pays off
"Bring the big loop over the top of everything..." OH DEAR GOD WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME
It gets worse, look at the jars shadow.
Also this emoji ⛔
@@sablesalt wait why did it get worse?
Sorry can you explain what problem was - still learning new
@@slyfox8953 among us among us among us sus sussy imposter when the imposter is sus buh buh buh bua bua buna buna bua when the imposter is 3am when the amogus sus moments sususamogus
@@sablesalt AHHHH!!
Let me just put this down in my list of things that I'll definitely remember how to do when I actually need it.
This is why you practice doing the thing a lot for fun so that it's muscle memory.
I file these videos in a specific way to always be able to find what I need later... I just keep forgetting what that specific way was and can't find what I need when I need it.
Now, where did I put my string?
For those who can't find the among us:-
It's in the part where he puts the jar on the centre of the double twist and brings the big loop over the top of everything.
❤ Thank you! This is the first demo of thus that makes sense! Your explanation while you did it made all the difference! Thank you! Showing what didn't work afterwards was a great touch, too.
"Apparently you can create a carry handle for everything"
"I learned that this doesn't work well for everything"
plot wist
This is very useful for my bondage sessions
As a vers but always a sub for mommies with gear because of this I have been through knots I can’t name and there are a billion different however I personally can only tie my shoes :/
@@abdulhamidozturk bro? 🤨📸
@@uselesschannel51 dont kinkshame bro
to carry your victim?
Huh
Instructions unclear. I tied my grandma to a maple tree.
Instructions unclear: failed to carry my lazy ass to school
your bottom isn't flat enough for it to work
Problem 1: I don't have a loop of rope.
I always have a loop of rope in my ever-present backpack, so that I can carry.....oh.....
I think I’ll just carry the object. This is like getting a handbag to carry one credit card.
yeah, it only works for small, non-smooth objects anyways so it's completely useless.
Maybe to hang something like plants
@@Gebri3l that’s actually a good idea. That would look pretty neat.
These anxiety boosters never fail.
I am going to bookmark this for when I need to move one of my brewing projects
I just had flashbacks from a recent dark era of the internet
Amogus
Au contraire, I prefer to think of it as a lighthearted fun era :)
@@angelinasurzhyk6655 Psychopaths find war fun, the normal people get PTSD.
Mongus
“Bring the big loop over the top of everything”
AMONG US
sus
red
My brain has rotten
Ik
Ethan not breathing deeply while spraying the sinus relief is killing me over here
Is he half werewolf? The hair, the teeth, the smile 💀
And the moral of the story is: whenever you go out, take enough bags to carry what you need.
😂😂
My moonshine jar now has an aesthetically pleasing handle. Thank you.
My coffee cup too
Gotta love when British Jerma shows me how to tie the carry handle "knot"
I can confirm that using this technique I can now carry nuclear bombs
This sure lifted my spirits
Lol
Tʜᴇ Bᴀʀʀᴇʟ Sʟɪɴɢ ᴋɴᴏᴛ . Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴜsᴇғᴜʟ .
Instructions unclear accidentally threw the table on my neighbour toddlers head😅
Instructions unclear.
My carpet now tastes like chocolate cake
At "Put the big loop over everything" I legit saw among us and nearly had a heart attack.
Doesn’t work that well for carrying my loose collection of sesame seeds.
🤦♂️ That's 'coz your cord us the wrong diameter...
Great video! Anyway, among us.
i was waiting for this comment bro
@@JaggedElk Same
I was gonna make this 😓
Lol
Amongusamoungusamoungusamoungusamoungus
Instructions unclear, now just really into bondage.
I saw the among us guy and got completely lost on the rest of the instructions
No string is strong enough in this world to carry my will to live 😂
Imagination
@@PringleMr. Life
Thank you so much for this. Now I can carry my grandma!
I went to the fields with my grandmother when I was a kid and she did this with the luggage and put it on my back. This was very nostalgic
Alright boys he said almost anything. I'm doing it, I'm stealing the sun.
"You can carry anything with a string. But you'll figure out quickly you can't carry everything with a string"
I suppose anything and everything aren't the same thing in biz speak 😅
@@wallabra😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noooooo I can't escape... Theyre everywhere 😭😭😭😭
my suspicious ass was really thinking he was making amogus
You can make a makeshift lantern out of this! 🕯️🏮
>Says 3 steps
>Gives 7
Tried to carry the Earth with this trick. Now I'm guiding us through the Galaxy 🗿
"step 2: bring the big knot over the thing"
*makes a fockin among us*
"it *could* be useful" bro be mindful of the audience of this video, this is so obviously invaluable
the trick to the bondage strap in a nutshell
Lol
Tried this and it didn’t hold her down, now i’m convicted of several crimes and probably going away :/
I- I think we need to redefine what a second is
The beginning of step 2 looks like among us
Instructions unclear. The string came to life and is now trying to carry me.
Dude
If u stretch a joke too far
It stops being funny
“in about 10 seconds”
*proceeds to spend 10 minutes on it*
I’ve been trying to figure out how to hang plants without macramé! This is so easy and elegant. Blessed be the algorithm 💕
Instruction unclear, trying to lift my gramps neck but now he's unconscious
Me watching this knowing damn well im never going to use it
Bro this is very useful.
Imagine if you had a ton of lịght stuff and u want to carry it all, u can just use a ton of looped ropes!
Be a genius and tie it all with one rope.
That’s not sting, that’s paracord. That’s way stronger than a piece of string 😂
I love how each of the 3 steps has like 10 steps a piece.
If you pause step 2 at the right time it looks like a among-us character
Step 2: make it look like amogus and bust it's head in
Yes thank you I'll keep using a bag
Instructions unclear. My bike is now a unicycle
This man is gonna go bonkers when he learns that he has hands
Also helpful in these kinds of desperate situations: using your hands.
But fr this is pretty cool.
Farmers friends, baling twine [saved after opening up hay bales] and chewing gum - pins the baling twine to most anything.
I've invented this revolutionary device that allows you to carry anything as well. I'm dubbing them "hands".
Instruction unclear, the head at my waist is calling me “Brother”
Bro what 💀 ☠️ 💀
I don't know why this reminded me of when my friend and I were shopping for a weekend stay at my summer place. We had so many bags from the store that it was painful to carry, so we just looped the arms from our jackets through the handles and tied the jackets around our waists 😂
Still one of the silliest things I've ever done. But when you don't have a car, yet have 10+ plastic bags of stuff to carry you get inventive 😅
This looks like something Dave The Barbarian taught me.
I got confused when you said carry handle, and my immediate first thought was guns
finally, i can get my car out of the creek
Among Us 🧐
Instructions unclear, broke rope trying to type it around a house
I just wasted 15 minutes, finding some string and then following this step by step only to realize I have no real use for this.
Yes! Now I can take my plants for a walk!
This is the smoothest loop transition I have ever seen
"With one piece of string" brings out a weird loop string with no ends
Wait till he learns about the jug sling knot
Okay so apparently you can create stars from anything using just simple math, here's how.
Step 1: find an object
Step 2: find some water and place the object in, making sure it floats.
Step 3: locate the prefectural Vercingetorix point of the object.
Step 4: submerge the point into the water and wait 5 seconds.
Step 5: After five seconds remove the object entirely and place it on a flat surface.
Step 6: cover the object with a damp paper towel.
Step 7: blow on the object with the strength of half of the determinable mass of the object for 10 seconds.
Step 8: after 2 hours of waiting, take a knife and cut through the object, you'll realize that you are now separating essential particles.
Step 9: after slicing the objects molecules into different categories, begin combining all similar molecules.
Step 10: if done correctly you should have a few groups of pure raw star material, and all that's left is to mix and match to produce the desired star.
Like comment and subscribe for more interesting projects.