If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- If Kevin Bridges replaced Boris Johnson, this is how he'd get the Tory government to spend their money...
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This is my favourite TED talk
It's actually very thought provoking.
The Scotts give so few fucks that they could fix the world
Or NED as the case may be.
It looks so funny, I just wish they were a translation from Scotch to Aussie.
@@theguitaramptech, they're both English speaking countries 🤣
that scarecrow joke hit the mark lol. you can tell a joke was superb when the comedian needs to pause for 10 seconds to allow people to stop laughing
I'm disabled and this was fricken hilarious!!
I was in the audience at Southampton when Kevin was heckled by a man who'd taken the 'scarecrow' joke too personally. After he left in a huff, Kev told him to 'f**k off'. :D
That scarecrow shout was funny AF
That or stamp licker
It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving. Not a truer word said, you'd be surprised how much this affects the economy
From a macroeconomic perspective, this is undeniably TRUE.
Rich people saving turns into investment into products and services leading to jobs and growth. Poor people spending buying TVs, Phones and big Macs
@@JH-dp3hm Go study for your SATs bro you have no idea.
@@JH-dp3hm not the brightest are you?
@@JH-dp3hm oh, honey...
Never gets old. The references to Osborne and IDS show the clip's age, but it's scary how accurate everything he's saying still is.
Still Tories, its mad people vote for them.
@@bhew7409 Agreed. I mean, we're talking about people who saw Liz Truss talk about cheese and pork markets, looking like the dumb version of Holly from Red Dwarf, and thought "she'd make a brilliant PM!"
May God have mercy on us... We *need* an election. Now.
1000 pound a week
@@MrSimonw58 😂😂
If things carry on the way they're going, though... Never mind tattoos, people will need that grand a week to buy food, heat the house, and fill up the car... 😳👀
Most political comedy dates extremely fast. This is more topical now than it was 10 years ago, or whenever it was recorded.
A sad indictment of our country indeed.
This is his best socially aware stuff yet.
Constantly hitting the nail on the head.
Folk on dooe "drinking " pay MORE into our economy than ANY of the psycho corporates do.
The funniest stand-up I have EVER had the pleasure to have seen ..... KB is The Man!
I'm amazed at how UA-cam is able to auto caption this quite good.
The guy is a comedy genius and his politics are bang on
Best comedian in the modern era
Awesome, true words and bloody hilarious.... definitely need to be the next prime minister
He said the truth about the government going after disability
So the government should! Out of this 6 million cripples, how many are down the golf course at weekends and jogging round he back garden.
@@adamant5419 About five or six?
@@JimMorrisonsboots 5 or 6 hundred yes
@@adamant5419 5 or 6 hundred out of an alleged 6 million is a tiny fraction. Just 0.01%
If this was, of course, in any way accurate, then I'd just aswell leave the ones frauding the system, so those that are genuinely in need of support, are able to claim exactly what they are entitled to for a decent standard of living.
If you think that's the problem with this country and its economy, then you have been successfully brainwashed by years of mainstream, tabloid propaganda.
@@adamant5419 So an insignificant total then on the grand scale of things.
The bit about signing on with a taxi keeping the meter running is real. My mate's a taxi driver and it happens.
I was a taxi driver for a while and people on the dole leave the meter running wherever they're going 😂
Invade the Cayman islands, get it back! I had to play it again so many times just to laugh again.
This comedy genius nails it with reference to the deficit.
This guys a bloody legend……😂😂😂
So was Robin Hood
Go listen to some ant music! 🙄
Hes not wrong
And fuckin hilarious
Make Kevin Bridges PM immediately, at least he has a handle on this f..ked country 👍🏼🙏😁
Kevin for PM?
Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister.
My vote is for Kevin Bridges.
(I wrote this in the comments before I read your comment)
Love him , he’s not changed , I’m glad I can relate to where he’s coming g from , best wishes. , stay normal
Best young man ever...so funny.
Put the doll up a grand a week got me 💀
I love Scotland
It's the place you can buy a hoose.
What?
@@yvonnehayton6753 He means house, but it is pronounced as "hoose" in Scottish accent
KB is very very good, if ever you get the chance to see him live, do it!!!
Kevin for PM?
Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister.
My vote is for Kevin Bridges.
Tells you everything you need to know about the state of government in the UK... Doesn't it?
Theresa may ,Boris Johnson and Liz
He just described UBI, and he's right lol.
Kevin bridges is fucking hilarious.😂😂😂
Yer bit is the houses around you but your bit is your doorstep
Always truth in comedy though.
Is there somewhere we can vote to get Kevin Bridges to be the next James Bond?
Only if a comedy or if they wished to ruin 007
@@adamant5419 True. This may be wishful thinking, but I noticed Henry Cavill quit "The Witcher" this weekend... and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was announced as the new James Bond sometime in the new year. And THAT would be pretty awesome, I think. I was rooting for Tom Hardy, but I'm not sure he's interested in the role. Time will tell - cheers! 🍻
Just let us vote for him as PM
What a legend.
De sending a pomegranate!!! Haha
de seeding
I would vote him, king
Bridges is in fact just expounding classical keynesian analysis - analysis i might add that is proven to be almost wholly correct
Do not flatter the lisping goon with any intellectual foresight.
Superb as usual
Legendary comedy 👌🏻😅. Growing up on a council estate myself and getting a mortgage away from "my bit" i can completely relate to that 🤣
As funny as this is, when you think about it theres alot of truth in it.
Guys a genius
off to Glasgy on Sat 3rd sept 2022 to see this LEGEND again
How was it?
GLASGEE
this is great
Kev spks the truth in a hilarious way , the rich get richer and the working class pay for it all
Welcome to England 2024
I'm American and it's funny as well as truly applicable here too. I love this man! And, of course The Big Yin too!
Hi kirsty hope you are well
Legend ❤️
Clamped and frizzle 🤣🤣🤣
KB for PM !
Invade the Cayman Islands!! hahaha
Ive teleported my self into a Scottie dog fella gotta eat everything .... I've actually never tried fried mars bar in batter I recognise all the places in your top vid X
Fuckin' love you mate.. spot on!
It's what the man says 🤘
This really is very funny! Sebastian think so too... as do Diego!
He’s a stunner. Independence for Scotland
Much love for Biso and maka Thaa ❤️ ❤❤
Kevin for prime minister
Invade the Cayman Islands? Would that be the Royal Navy versus the British Army?
‘zakly.
Yes, it's funny.
Yes, it's also scarily accurate.
The Tories have been in power for more than TWELVE YEARS, and their cruelty towards everyone except their chums has increased for every one of those years....
This is on a different level to his current tour unfortunately
"Fucking invade the Cayman Islands"
If the UK invaded the Cayman Islands, they'd be invading their own territory 😂
Shows UK is United in class only brilliant,
Just a few minutes into this and thinking it should be a Labour Party Political Broadcast, or he should be writing them😎
Luckily i only understand 50%. Im dying
I wish he was my president!
Guys comedy class🤣🤣🤣 big Kev fae clydebank yer missin yer bit big yin
Kevin Bridges ages like honey.
how did adblocker not work on this video :O
👼 Kevin became king 👑
Now's the time Kev 😈
Nay probs Kev I N!!!! Are you willing to pay for them now you're loaded?????????????
Ha ha very true 😂😂😂😂😂
Clever people who can understand his accent.
UBI works 👏
a pleb with a ned ascent
Vote kev
Kevin Builds Comedy Bridges
your rich you pay some
A lot less than they used to.
Who is Kevin Bridges ?
Exemplary delivery
Wow, I speak American English, and I understand this is English, but I might understand more German than what he's speaking!
Still, I can't stop laughing. 🤣
He’s speaking English. American English isn’t English
Same i was so lost
I got a word or two every now and then but then immediately got lost again
@@StoutProper fair enough. It was still foriegn to my ears. 🤣
It gets easier the more you listen to him.
It's because he's scottish
😂😂😂
🤣 Do yerself a favour ... turn on the auto subtitles 🤣
Where T F is Johnson now?
Has the Russ Ukraine war finished?
Absolute F in Bollox.
Wake up humans. ❤
Rangers top off the league another3 points yeeha kevin WRTPPL NOSURRENDER KEV❤🎉❤
Asking for paw of god 😀😀😀😀
Is there an English version of his stand-up?
Yes but you’ll need to learn English first
Lol😆😅😆😁
best go to patter class even the captions are offended
@@StoutProper lol
@@StoutProper As should he. 😉
You really need to be careful about how you label people these days. He may be able to sue for calling him a comedian.
Well I have no such worries about calling you an idiot, because we all know it's true and not libelous at all...
🤣😅💥💯
By the time I have 'understood' the accent (and content), the jokes then become a struggle as I try to keep up.
He’s absolutely hilarious if you understand the content. Shame.
Keep watching and within a few times you'll get it mate haha
Spend more time up north. The closer to Scotland you live the easier the accent is to understand
So fucking funny, The Persona is so good for the job. haha, getting a whispa from the garage lol. Ennit, for real, why when I realise I want some beers in the evening do I not end up having a party in the Offy with all the other guys that don't have wives that went to the supermarket for the week supply lol.
I do like Kevin....he can be woke...but in that rare way that you agree with. Class.
There's no woke I agree with. He is funny though if he leaves politics out of it.
@@yvonnehayton6753 My kinda lady :-)
@@yvonnehayton6753 I'd love to hear you define woke
@@treesandgeeking yeah, as if 'woke' is an insult. Lol.
What does woke mean?
He's lost so MUCH weight.
So funny, but underneath it all the world is run by madmen/women, if you didn’t laugh you would cry
Aw you are so right ❤
Aw you are so right ❤
Aw you are so right ❤
Russell Brand does this: serious mode when attacking then silly mode when offering a solution, so he can attack but has nothing to defend.
Methinks you don't understand what being a standup comic is about.
@@EnglishMike it's about being funny, but this isn't funny. He's getting sympathy laughs because ppl agree with his politics.
Paulanthony don't think he's funny.....paulanthony must be martian
Never liked the guys comedy. But props to the man for dropping the truth bomb.
Kevin, what is a woman?
Are you confused?
@@EnglishMike no. But he's woke enough to think a man can be one
If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy 1724pm 3.8.22 aye - tories save it, labour spend it. seems to be a wonderful sado-masochistic impulse the labour and tories have with their electorate...
Yeah the Conservatives have done a great job of saving money, the deficit has more than doubled in the last ten years
@@StoutProper If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy 0148am 4.8.22 this deficit you mention is not due to governmental policy i surmise. there's been global economic melt down to contend with - and the mass world war 3 conflict they all demanded seems not to have materialized - which would have cut the world's population by 2 thirds - as opposed to us dealing with a wussy pandemic... in short, and i do keep harking back to this comment as it sums it up for me, the crazies are in charge and someone's gonna get it..............erm; there doesnt seem much on the political horizon to indulge with other than whether we're left voting in transexuals or south sea islanders or asians into government... there's no funny men replete with funny tache's to contend with and no winny to get drunk and shout into a mic as he performs an excellent rousing speech to the nation in the hope of having you rush to the trenches to slaughter some long lost relations you could have met if generations of pub owners hadnt upped sticks and buggered off back to germany all those years ago.. in short things aint wot they used to be, gov. all i know is - people are gettin less amusing and more insistent that we laugh at banality - which seems to make people far more paranoid than a good old knock knock joke or a man walks into a pub joke.... p.s i could work the scottish woman runs and wins about a bit and wins gold medal in commonwealth games into the general fabric o' this conversation. but, yeah, that was more goose pimple inducing than funny...
Studies have repeatedly shown that sensible investment, ie infrastructure, lead to greater gdp increases than just "saving" and hoping for the best
@@jhonhdhcb7495 If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy 0655am 5.6.22 indeed. but you need that money to invest in the first instance... no point borrowing from foreign investors as then they own the infrastructure and ultimately the running of the economy. which is basically the point russia must be making - they invested in ukraine, ukraine ups sticks and now russia says ok: but you can't have our infrastructure... no point Uk lettin' france and germany run our utilities when they offer shoddy services cos some high falutin kiddy in the bi office inparis or berlin can't be arsed checking if the service provided is top notch... et cetera et cetera... maybe worth while saving and hopin' for the best for a while so they can then invest in their country's concerns - the beauty of nationalisation.. though i am aware of the pitfalls that that allegedly brings with it...
total rubbish
Boris Johnson was good. We still have the UK and most of its businesses, services (schools, hospitals, job centres) and population. Now it's a confused and run down government again. Liz Truss followed by Rishi Sunak in the time of 4 days, we are back to an unstable parliament and government. Businesses are more independent, if businesses need a decision from government it's slow. If the SARS 2 pandemic came back the response from government would be SLOW. Government would need to reorganise and hold an election before they responded to the Virus. No one remembers 2020.
I don't think he's funny
Another comedian. You might think that Boris would climb onto the stage too. Pathetic, isn't it? THIS IS OUR LAND, DAMMIT! JL
He'd be funnier if he didn't swear all the time
Turn it off then. F......g idiot
It's for grown-ups.
Oh god imagine it. A Scottish third rate comedian (debatable) with a lisp. He couldn't run a bath.
Imagine an English third rate journalist (debatable) who can barely string a sentence together as PM. Oh wait.... worst economy in g7, worst response to a pandemic in British history, broke the law, 260% rise to come in energy prices, worst cost of living crisis in 70 years. We’d have been better off being run by ANYbODY ELSE
Tax goo.goo
Agree Kev.I.N.
- to th’ ma.X