I only see skinny guys with loud ass cars. I still have to see the day when someone is flexing their car, that isnt 5 foot 2 😂😂😂 those guys try to look strong asf but the moment they step out of their car is laughable
Skynet Cyborg they are incredibly loud and don’t have enough backpressure to seal most valves unless you have a turbo. Take most street cars and straight pipe them... good luck going up a hill.
Duel MasterBlaze yeah now you have a car with a roof rack that still weights the same as stock.if he didnt have the weight reduction itd be heavier.my man is a genius.you probably dont own a honda and thats why you dont understand how high performance sports cars work
+SmarterEveryDay "Oh just hangin' out in my garage in the Hollywood Hills with all these books and... oh look... it's my Lamborghini..." I kind of want to mail that guy a 5-ton shipping container of glitter.
Back in middle school I watched this video and laughed at the idea of people owning Hondas. Here I am years later getting a first car and I'm getting a civic. God punished me by making me a Honda fan
As a Cadillac fan, unfortunately.... I might be joining my work crew on a prelude. They have Civics. Hire a white boy to work with a bunch a Spanish dudes and I'm like "I'll buy a prelude".
I think the super understated "I bought that at Auto Zone, and it seems to make a lot of power" while zooming in on the intake held on by multi colored zip ties right after you showed off all the custom made pieces is my single favorite moment in this whole video.
this guy needs to make the shirts that say DIRT NASTY LOW.. I WOULD TOTALLY BUY ONE this guy is funny comical. . made my day thanks man keep up the good vids bro!
@@TheGreenMountainMan I'm an Accord driver, we built different 😂 Fr though yeah the Honda community toxic af, few nice people out there. I respect every build. I had raced this one eg6 that was a lot like the one in the video, the douchebag driving said some shit after he gapped me. 😂
VTEC is really good for what it does giveing great fuel efficiency and power (two in which useally dont go together) born in a V8 loving family with a 1989 5.0 Mustang V8 and a 4.6 v8 04 Roush modded and 2001 Ford Expandition (V8 of chorce) they are some scary Civics man don't sleep on tuners or they will sleep you lol
+Admiral Hugo should have linked it a few seconds earlier when he says "breaking necks all day, that explains it self " **cue in guy 'breaking' his neck walking by**
I used to but I just bought a civic so i'm here to take notes this time. Mustangs keep passing me and I had no idea why until I realized I only have one sticker on the back windshield.
Do this s*** dude is so full of himself ...lightens my mood every time I look at this dude and be like wow he's not gettin byg any of that p**** he's looking for... He prolly e mugged end up getting some dick
Yeah Mustang owners like to talk about their CAIs, Bama Tunes, and Boss intake manifolds. That would be a great video! (I'm a stang owner btw and I still think it would be funny)
The definition of "Dirt Nasty Low" - to squat a vehicle So low down that you have to look up to see The devil himself, and plows pebbles/leaves but mainly dirt off the street. Requirements to be "Dirt Nasty low" Speed bumps are out of the question, a lot of patience so you can wait for any pot holes to be filled to continue driving, when is snows any you are no longer driving but sledding, under 157.492 pounds in order to sit in the car without scrapping too much that you car becomes "earths core disgusting low" Pros- you get bitches Cons- some bitches may be ugly
I get fully naked before I race for weight reduction
Sounds exciting
I recommend removing the whole engine for more weight reduction
nads and everything?
Don't eat before racing
And don't forget to take a shit
For weight reduction
“It’s it’s not the engine take it out”
He's even built like a civic owner lmao
He sure is 😉 haha
Lmao
I'm built like a tellytubby
@@cozycommie8010 you drive a VW?
I only see skinny guys with loud ass cars. I still have to see the day when someone is flexing their car, that isnt 5 foot 2 😂😂😂 those guys try to look strong asf but the moment they step out of their car is laughable
I work at a Honda dealer in Florida. I can confirm all of this.
Wumbo Woody same lmao what part you in?
@@paulcaprio1344 that moment when ya see ur coworker on youtube
which one you in? I need HFP parts
Nobody gives a flying fuck if you can confirm it or not.
Your in the wrong country ..... vtec real here 😂😂😂😂
Dudes hitting the vape 8 years ago. Truly a visionary
8 years ago is when those types of vapes stopped being cool lmao every douche in 2012-2015 has those
8 years ahead on nicotine addiction lol
cutting edge
“I took the turbo off and just put a straight pipe out the side” I fkn lost it😂
Well that's sh** Honda owners would do *some*
Skynet Cyborg are you stupid?
Skynet Cyborg they are incredibly loud and don’t have enough backpressure to seal most valves unless you have a turbo. Take most street cars and straight pipe them... good luck going up a hill.
Skynet Cyborg no they sound like shit, they scream and are just ridiculously loud.
Skynet Cyborg Loud is gr8, I str8 piped my 1996 geo metro and it's fking gr8. I luv it
THE GUY THAT WALKED BY WHEN HE SAID NECKBREAKING HAD ME DEAD
YO SAME!
Samee 😂😂😂😹
i thought it's the short guy from England, carthrottle channel i think
@@kaisyaya8492 alex
Same it was funny as :D
"I was passing a mustang on the highway at 165mph" LOL
ik i was dying
Took him 13444567899976 hours to reach that speed
(This is a joke)
@@Tellmop if you have to say it’s a joke than it’s probably not funny
Hahaha the ca is so dirt nasty low
Bro he said each sticker adds 5hp that's funny
"rusted up with V8 owners tears" 😂☠️
That vape pen gives the driver an extra 25 HP too.
Wrong!
666 likes
As well as coughing and cancer
-50ms reaction time
That’s only for subies that vape works
2:48 guy breaks his neck to look at that dirt nasty low Civic
That shit funny
lmao
He got posessed after seeing this car
Haha
He looks like Alex from car throttle
Weight Reduction and then my man adds a roof rack. Amazing
Duel MasterBlaze yeah now you have a car with a roof rack that still weights the same as stock.if he didnt have the weight reduction itd be heavier.my man is a genius.you probably dont own a honda and thats why you dont understand how high performance sports cars work
I'm sure if you add weight to something it will make it heavier? It is simple stuff lol
You do know this is a parody video right?
Honestly, i was thinking the same thing!
The roof rack is so you have extra space to keep your massive balls as a civic driver
@2:50 the guy in the background staring at the Honda while he’s explaining the neck breaker sticker 😂😂😂😂
You wouldn't happen to be related to Steve, would you?
Lol that guy was breaking his neck
"Bro look over there but don't make it too obvious"
"Got it bro"
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10 years later and I just peeped that 😭😭
This guy is certainly related to Steve.
I just can't believe how he managed to keep a serious face throughout the entire video.
Biggest thing that surprised me was how cheap that gas was.
@@Gizamalukeix 1.6 liter engine. Whats so bad?
he might have been serious, that's his pride and joy
He's wearing glasses
He’s a 1000% serious 😂❤
No one:
This car at 3 in the morning
Eduardo 243 I swear to god I live in poinciana and this is my everyday life 😩😭😂
shut the fuck up
SlimJimGuy found the ricer
The Racing LEGEND!!! i have a 98 cavalier lmao. i’ve done nothing to it, literally nothing. i just think that meme format is so fucking over used
@@fourteenants ah, a man that thinks alike shall we join forces Stalin?
I love that the tone, delivery, and ego feels exactly like a Tai Lopez video.... except you're joking and he's not.
I'd gift you gold, but unfortunately we're not on reddit :D
+SmarterEveryDay hey your that guy that dun make people smarterer!
+SmarterEveryDay NAAAAAWLIDGE!
+SmarterEveryDay Wow, didn't expect to see you here Destin, lol
+SmarterEveryDay "Oh just hangin' out in my garage in the Hollywood Hills with all these books and... oh look... it's my Lamborghini..." I kind of want to mail that guy a 5-ton shipping container of glitter.
I took my disk brakes off and replaced them with drums 😂😂😂
better performance
The sad part is, this is someone’s car lmao
Its kinda nice not gonna lie.
I'd drive that fuckin thing
Someone who has fun and doesn’t take themselves too seriously clearly owns this.
ill take it🤤
Blobfish Productions if it didn’t have a ton of shit all over it it would be fine
A guy actually walks by with his head turned (breaking neck) 2:45
😂😂
@Jacob Tratnyek He was pointing it out as a nice touch. Not stating that it's real. 🤦♂️
@@Clouddistrictsnob He said ''actualy''
@@nessarytm6340 and?
Now that's what you call attention to detail. Lmao
weight reduction -> roof rack lmao that was good
IcySlime he gatta put that extra PUSSY somewhere if there is no more room in the car! xD
Lmao well he did take the hood off to possibly compensate bahaha
That roof rack seriously looks like an old sled. This whole thing was amazing!
He didnt have a stunt pedal bike up dur, wud'duh'fug.
additional downforce my dud
this man's self esteem is on another level...
the word you meant to use is "confidence"
“It’s jdm as fuq”
jaydeeeyum as fuq*
*is left hand drive*
I read it as he said it lol 😂
3:31
That had me dying....lol
"Short-throw dipstick" will always be a classic line
Gets me every time I watch it 😂
Even better is the fact that he took off the turbo, yet upgraded his "intercooler"
"pop the hood" " nah I'mma rip the whole damn thing off"
Gabby Earl weight reduction 😂😂
@@VictortheGreat13 😂
That's more weight reduction; had to let that bitch go.
For maximum air intake.
Jaha
I love how he lets the car rust for weight reduction yet keeps that heavy ass roof rack
I love you can't tell that this guy is obviously full of shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Entirely ignoring the fact rust actually adds weight.
@@egoalter1276not if the rust brakes of lmao 😂
Bruh. You’re not in physics class 😄
this is a comedy channel idiots
Not sure whats funnier, the video or the people that take it seriously!
Road Worthy the people that take it seriously
Lmao 5hp every sticker
You just killed the imagination of all the kids xD
Video is serious as fuck. This is what Hondatards actually believe.
You're a special kind of stupid if you can't see the sarcasm in the video. lmao
*DIRT NASTY LOW*
Not to mention it's a ricermobile
Bleng Diabloed only cuz it’s a Honda doesn’t mean it’s a ricer 🙄🙄🙄
it's waay over cooked
#STANCENATION
“Because I’m always overheating when I’m out racing MUSTANGS” 😂😂
My favorite parts🤣🤣
”So many Mustangs, so little time.”
I hope that civic still runs, it’s a national treasure
Each on of these stickers adds 5 horsepower so you do the math😂
turbo@1 bar boost+intercooler ->300hp 4000$ to put it right
100 sticker box -> 500hp 40$ to put it right
definitely the stickers are better ;)
@@m5spiritonfire yes
That’s a lot of horsepower.
"Short throw dip stick."
😂😂got me weak tf "short throw dipstick"
1:12
*dick
hahahahah
Adds extra 10 hp xDD
"5 hp per sticker"
"Unicorn dust"
"If you aint living a low life, you are living a no life"
Stay high my friend
"Got it from Japan so its JDM af"
You killed it
"To turn around corners, something mustang owners can't do" 🤣🤣💀 Man's speaking straight fax tho
Mustangs actually have great handling
@@kingwarrior5028 *swerves into crowd of 15*
@@kingwarrior5028 cap, power curve is waaaaay too steep for a proper corner exit
@@danieldevadas6481 its called downshifting before the turn
@@danieldevadas6481 try down shifting
2:48 Dude to the left is thinking " Dammmn that thing is dirt nasty low"
No, he read the sticker then the guy walks by breaking his neck. Lol
The fuck is wrong with his neck
Lil' Pete the sticker said breaking necks all day and when he read it he walked by with broken neck
@@michaeldamman4275 gotcha
Genuine!!! eBay parts 💀
Damn, I didn’t know Slim Jesus had a tricked out Civic
It’s an older reference sir, but it checks out.
MGK after a short meth binge
He looks like jesse from fast and furious 1
MGK
i've been on the internet for a long time, this video is 7 years old. how did I miss it? this is great
*_d i r t n a s t y l o w_*
Only one comment and 813 likes
We need to make DNL decals.
@@edinlasers416 literally forgot about this comment lmao
why you took your engine off?
Me: because
*W E I G H T R E D U C T I O N*
Lol 😂
That’s why I race mustangs with shopping carts.
@@SnakeAlert *W E I G H T R E D U C T I O N*
*M O R E A C C E L E R A T I O N*
Less power=weight reduction
2:48 the guy behind you took “breaking necks” to a whole different level
Lol holy shit
I saw that dude. And instantly started looking for a comment about it.
Yo wtf was that?
Somebody meme that fool, lmao.
Half expected him to dump the clutch at the end and stall it
With vtec ... and doach (DOHC) lmaooooooo
21DaHoagie12 it’s single cam too. XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not only single cam, but it's a d15 non vtec
with vtec...and douche
And it’s a single cam non vtec 😂
Back in middle school I watched this video and laughed at the idea of people owning Hondas. Here I am years later getting a first car and I'm getting a civic. God punished me by making me a Honda fan
Reliable cheap customizable plentiful easily worked on
As a Cadillac fan, unfortunately.... I might be joining my work crew on a prelude. They have Civics. Hire a white boy to work with a bunch a Spanish dudes and I'm like "I'll buy a prelude".
You are blessed. Civics are great, cheap to maintain, reliable and fun to drive
Reliability isn't a curse
@@Kenny.G60 being broke is
"I just let it rust out and keep the weight reduction" lmfao, that one killed me
Still a classic after 8 years 😂🤟
I know it's a little rough, but i actually think this car is pretty cool! Leave a thumbs up if it made you laugh!
i........I..I don't know what to think.
If only it had a great big supercharger, it would be perfect ;P
+Muscle Vs Tuner Killed it again Ryan! That vape pen was killing me.
+Muscle Vs Tuner When you talk shit about Mustang that's me! Awesome video man subscribed!
+Muscle Vs Tuner #driftstiches !!!
"custom strut bars for going around the corner something mustang owners can't do" 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Clorox Bleach strut* not struck
🤣🤣🤣
200
that's the only truth this guy spoke
Andrew V TRIGGERED!
what if you have no car, weight reduction
*taps head*
Good one.
Very good one.
Yeah, but you don't have any horsepower.
Is that why you don't let your people have food?
You Kim.. You need some real weight reduction.
Saw that gas price and damn near had a heart attack
"JDM as fuck"
Richi Camacho yes
Richi Camacho this car is the epitome of JDM
2:48, how my mom walks past my room
Lmaooo😂😂
lol
Dude😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh on god
D I R T N A S T Y L O W
Ｖｅｅ Ｔｅｃ Ａｎｄ Ｄｏｃｈｅ
8 Years later and this shit never gets old. Too damn funny.
Same. I randomly remembered it and came back to it. And I laughed just as hard as I did 8 years ago. These dudes are comedic geniuses
I think his main enemy is always the Mustang 😂😂
Zen Kumar nah he made a few mustang video😂
Heh
same
@@michaelbreckshot6589 really?
Well if you have a shitty race car you can always beat a mustang
Shit Civic Owners Say: "My car is reliable and fuel efficient."
Nope
Eye that's like exactly what we say
j hrk
because thats kind of... true?
That's what my friends with mustang said ... After I smoked them on my sleeper
.______.
its held together by zip ties
Its not a honda unless theres zip ties
So is my WRX actually. Keeps the front bumper from flapping.
Nah, those are stitches from the mustangs he beat
It's held together by zip ties and eBay
Tie wraps
Man back then gas was 2.20 what a great time to live in.....
Short throw dipstick 🤣🤣🤣 turbo manifold but I took the turbo off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MrDavidelliottjr I was hella confused 😂
"The short throw dipstick, made to change your oil faster"
💀💀💀
@@other2494 cycle the oil faster would be better I assume
"Was getting better braking performance than the discs so I swapped em out"
His wheels look like godamn fidget spinners.
You have to be very young to think something like that lol
MrDaftJustice lmaoooo
Derp Mann you mean fidget spinners look like those wheels
Derp Mann you're dumb.
9999 9999 yes
All his stickers has 50 horsepower in total 😂😂😂😂
Jr Gallegos wrong
Now his car has a whole 51 horsepower
so you really did the math bro?! XD
Prolly more HP than the engine itself lmao
it's OK, there's nothing going to be behind that can opener to see anyways
The DAY the original Gran Turismo hit store shelves, the Civic enthusiast was born. "Oh muh gaw! If I dump $120,000 into a Civic... it's fast!!!"
but you know what's better than a '92 honda civic? knowledge.
+frustrated frog here in my garage
+frustrated frog Just driving around the hills with my Lambo.
+huy211 golf 7r hgp faster than your lambo and half the price...
+frustrated frog KNAWLEDGE
is that a daithi de nogla reference?
I think the super understated "I bought that at Auto Zone, and it seems to make a lot of power" while zooming in on the intake held on by multi colored zip ties right after you showed off all the custom made pieces is my single favorite moment in this whole video.
2:48 How the guy in the background looks at the car
He's just like:Dirt nasty low my ass
Espacially hes turning his neck like its about to break just when he is about to show the breaking necks sticker 😂😂😂
Alien Conformed
Why he look like the dude from car throttle?
Obel Dakkedak lol
Coming back to this video and seeing 2.49 per gallon hurts
“Swapped the discs out for drums” oh my god I’m crying 😂
2:23 made my day. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while thanks.
Rafael Maciel I was dead lmao
Maaaahhh I still 😂
spat out my drink when i heard that mess 😭
Vape pen is dead on Civic owners.
Agreed! I think every civic owner has one lol!
+RAR_TREX lol I don't :P Hell maybe i'm not a "Real" civic owner. Mine only has different rims
+Dynomight AKA INFsleeper Well I mean the wanna be race car driver civic owners do.
its funny cause i have a vape with a civic sitting on 18" chromes
+Ron Johnson I vape and dont even have a car :/
"Short throw dipstick" had me.
Glad to see slim jesus got a new hobby
Xaxaxaxaxa
Lmao underrated
Lmao
Oh................
For real?
" I didn't eat anything for 3 weeks for weight reduction "
this guy needs to make the shirts that say DIRT NASTY LOW.. I WOULD TOTALLY BUY ONE this guy is funny comical. . made my day thanks man keep up the good vids bro!
Check out the description!
+Muscle Vs Tuner YESSSSS! DUDE THANK YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT .. ROCK ON!
+Muscle Vs Tuner UR FUCKEN funny bro
7 years later and im loving that 2.20 a gallon at that Marathon
I love how he almost cracked up in 3:43
*you meet the nicest people in a Honda!*
As a man who owns several our community can be fairly toxic and I hate it so everyone hates us civic owners for that reason
@@TheGreenMountainMan facts
@@TheGreenMountainMan I'm an Accord driver, we built different 😂
Fr though yeah the Honda community toxic af, few nice people out there. I respect every build. I had raced this one eg6 that was a lot like the one in the video, the douchebag driving said some shit after he gapped me. 😂
@@whitewolf757 did someone say accord
@@hyydr0xide 1994 Honda Accord F23A JDM swapped 👀
"it's got vtec....and DOCH!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
Aaron Decker lmao yes DOHC omg lmao
VTEC is really good for what it does giveing great fuel efficiency and power (two in which useally dont go together) born in a V8 loving family with a 1989 5.0 Mustang V8 and a 4.6 v8 04 Roush modded and 2001 Ford Expandition (V8 of chorce) they are some scary Civics man don't sleep on tuners or they will sleep you lol
I thought he ment douche😂
but this is non vtec and sohc model.....
This an certified hood classic 🎉
“So it’s straight piped, right out the side” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"dirt nasty low"
my civic is so low I don't even use wheels
+Ca7e. lol
+Ca7e. Holy shit
hell ya
100th like
2:47 lmao look at that guy in the background haha
+Admiral Hugo Breaking his neck lol☺
+Admiral Hugo U were first ... but yes look at that one hahahahaahah
+Touchscreen Toughguy Me? lol who is Hugo?
+Admiral Hugo should have linked it a few seconds earlier when he says "breaking necks all day, that explains it self " **cue in guy 'breaking' his neck walking by**
+Admiral Hugo "Breaking necks all day"
This video makes me miss the 2010s car scene. The roof racks, purposefully rusted panels, and d-bags ripping box mod vapes
that hat gives the driver a 25hp too
cristian a LMao
something mustang owners cant do 😂😂😂
lmaoooo
hes funny asf
Lmao just put on a thick sway bar and any mustang owner can do a corner
Newell 01 you know nothing about cars
Newell 01 mustang is Ford.
2:47 Dude in the background...lmao Im dead
+Matt Perez He had a braken neck, like the sticker said
haha!! I was checking to see if anyone else noticed that!
+Matt Perez HOW DID I MISS THAT GUY THE FIRST TIME
Same he was break my neck sticker
Steve Niko you're god damn right i was!
The guy in the back breaking his neck 🤣🤣🤣
no litterly what was he doing 😂
He needs to take those stickers off. Ya know weight reduction
Subscriber 10 hes gonna lose too much hp cant risk it
It added extra hp bro
@@simonmartinez6538 less hp=weight reduction
But he loses horsepower
*He's crazy about wight reduction but his stickers must be adding a lot considering each one gives him 5 horsepower*
I love how people think this is serious !!😂😂😂
joeytyo he thought it was serious cuz he put a good chunk of money into this
Literally no one does
No they dont?
wait, this is not real???
I AM SO SHOCKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, Honda owners do shit like this all the time.
2:32 Stickers don't add horse power, but you gain +5 respect with each sticker...
To add horsepower, stick them on Engine bay instead.
Does anyone else come back here every so often to have a few good laughs with Ryan?
I used to but I just bought a civic so i'm here to take notes this time. Mustangs keep passing me and I had no idea why until I realized I only have one sticker on the back windshield.
Yep
@@asleepius damn that’s why my DX hatch is so slow
Do this s*** dude is so full of himself ...lightens my mood every time I look at this dude and be like wow he's not gettin byg any of that p**** he's looking for... He prolly e mugged end up getting some dick
Yes
Shit Mustang owners say
I would love to see that 😂😂
Yeah Mustang owners like to talk about their CAIs, Bama Tunes, and Boss intake manifolds. That would be a great video! (I'm a stang owner btw and I still think it would be funny)
+RAR_TREX they should do a shit gt500 owners say btw i own a gt500
+Grabb'en Orange That would be awesome! Sick car btw!
+RAR_TREX thanks man
He took the turbo off
For weight reduction
Stupid
And he has an intercooler but no turbo
W E I G H T R E D U C T I O N
Ilyjah that's what I was thinking
Yo gas was 2.20 a gallon when this vid was made. What a throwback. The world is going to shit, Christ
Everytime when I'm racing a mustang lol
Oh god that air intake placement 😂😂
the intake itself is a joke already
The definition of "Dirt Nasty Low"
- to squat a vehicle So low down that you have to look up to see The devil himself, and plows pebbles/leaves but mainly dirt off the street.
Requirements to be "Dirt Nasty low"
Speed bumps are out of the question, a lot of patience so you can wait for any pot holes to be filled to continue driving, when is snows any you are no longer driving but sledding, under 157.492 pounds in order to sit in the car without scrapping too much that you car becomes "earths core disgusting low"
Pros- you get bitches
Cons- some bitches may be ugly
+Gene Leonzio "so you can wait for any pot holes to be filled to continue driving"
LMFAO
LMFAOOO
+Gene Leonzio A+ 100% propts for making my laugh my FCKin ass off.
+Gene Leonzio I CAN'T BREATHE OMFG xD
Please put this in Urban dictionary!
2:48
Nobody talkin bout the dude lookin at this civic owner😂
Looks like a glitched NPC
2:46 ''breaking necks all day''
Sandijs Stražinskis sucking
2:44
HIS NECK 😂
I’m sooooo dead that guys neck was broken walking by 😂😂😂😂😂
“yeah i did an engine delete for weight reduction”
I remember seeing this 8 years ago when I was like 13 and now this is a lot more relatable 😂
I watched it when I was little I got me into civics now I just bought a 92 b swapped civic