My step brother. Never played beyond freshman year. I had 3 years of varsity at least. But every time he comes over for a game and brings his junior high school son, he preaches to him to watch the pro's technique. "YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, WATCH THE DAMN GAME!" Like, dude I played with a guy that played D-1 and he never made the pros! And he was the biggest stud player/athlete I ever met!! I think the kid quit football freshman year as well.
There is also the Fantasy Football Guy who obsessively watches half the games playing on any given game day, and who is massively conflicted on whether he wants his home team to win or if he wants the opposing RB to have the biggest game of his life.
Especially when it comes to college ball, a solid 80% of targeting calls are BS and a player shouldn't be ejected unless it's glaringly obvious it was on purpose.
You be surprised how many fans are all on board with the college targeting and roughing the passer these days. Every time a qb gets hit some fan is like Joe Buck commenting on Randy Moss mooning Lambeau, “that is a disgusting act”
As a former superstitious football watcher this is giving me stressful flashbacks and I'm so glad to be done with that. Was perfectly acted though, well done
What about the boycotter? Whether it's kneeling during the national anthem, protesting the concussions, or getting annoyed at something Roger Goodell said. Often, this person is watching the game at a friend's house or bar, but reminding everyone they are boycotting the league.
I’m lowkey the analyst and I call 1 thing the whole game then just keep referring to that 1 thing while down playing every other thing I was wrong about
@@JonP_4-31inf My dad is still a Vikings fan (we're originally from MN) and I've never seen him sadder than after the Gary Anderson missed FG in 98/99. I just can't figure out why he watches them every year.
Loved the superstition during the game especially if you had the chance to make or break the game by sitting in the wrong chair or preforming the right or wrong act
This will be my first season watching nfl. It’s a pretty cool game. My aussie league teams are shit house and it’s finals time, so I’ve got nothing else to watch except nfl. Complicated game though, thank god for UA-cam tutorials :)
Um, wait. You're an Australian rules football fan and say American football is complicated!?!? Seriously though I miss when someplace like ESPN would show Aussie rules football in the middle of the night in the US. I actually figured out how it works. Rugby too. I like rugby now because of that. Still totally lost on cricket though TBH. Peace man. 😎
@@Dsdcain yep and NRL. I just can’t get my head around stuff like downs (eg 1st and down), i think I just need more exposure to games to get it straight
It's only complicated when you have to explain it someone who was not raised with it. My girlfriend is Chilean and she's like, this game is booty...🤣...what is it about people south of the Equator?
@@SuperNagz Well it's *sort of* easy. Each team has 4 downs when they have possession of the ball. IE get tackled four times (without moving forward 10 yards) the ball changes possession. If a team can move the ball over 10 yards toward their goal line they get a first down and the count of downs starts over. If the team feels that they can't complete the ten yards they will generally *punt* (kick) the ball on their fourth down to the other team to hopefully put them farther down the field. There can be crazy things that happen on a punt but they're not common. Cheers man.
I’m the guy that shows I know a lot by saying every players first name. Also making snide remarks about play calling while simultaneously bitching about mike macagnan
You missed oh man this is going to be the year because we did “blank and so and so” during the offseason and everybody thinks it’s going to be our year and it’s going to be different until we either 1. Don’t make our expectations, 2. Show promise that we are finally going to make the big game and win a playoff game giving faith to our fan base. Or 3. Doing the first two and blowing our fan base off and repeating ourselves for the next 10 years. This is being a Vikings fan. Hopefully one day we can finally pull one off that’s all we want. Until then Skol Vikes! Love you always no matter how much it pains us.
Some really look totally rigged for sure. Like a quarterback throwing like Tom Brady in the first half and comes out looking like my mom throwing in the second....wtf?
Best line ever. “I’ll bet you I don’t have a gambling problem”
Reminds me of dumb and dumber where he bets him he'll get him to gamble and he agrees
Just tried to tell my wife how funny that was. Deaf ears
Best line ever ...
Agreed ..."I'll bet cha rit now I don't have a gambling problem "
I'll bet cha he can't come up with a better one!
"you see that, that's $500. What should we put it on. Ohh tennis." That's a Degen
You forgot about the guy that always compares his highschool abilities of himself to the player.
Very true
That's my friend, and it's quite annoying. Like dude you were JV until senior year stfu.
My step brother. Never played beyond freshman year. I had 3 years of varsity at least. But every time he comes over for a game and brings his junior high school son, he preaches to him to watch the pro's technique. "YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, WATCH THE DAMN GAME!" Like, dude I played with a guy that played D-1 and he never made the pros! And he was the biggest stud player/athlete I ever met!! I think the kid quit football freshman year as well.
The al bundy type.
My older brother 😂 and he curses at the tv
There is also the Fantasy Football Guy who obsessively watches half the games playing on any given game day, and who is massively conflicted on whether he wants his home team to win or if he wants the opposing RB to have the biggest game of his life.
The analyst and the gambler need to get together and they'll be millionaires...
That’s the plot of moneyball
The analysts and stat nerds are the only ones killing it on those gambling sites.
I feel like a movies been made and you’re late to belly up!
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Draft Kings commercial guy:
I won $15,000 playing Draft Kings!
Not in commercial:
I spent over $25,000 total to win $15,000.
I’m the “This games fixed” and “gambler” guy.
It’s a great strategy. Assume all games are fixed when placing your bets.
Fixed? No. Controlled? No question
@@topshotta5098 ?
“I am done watching this sport” continues to watch it every Sunday 😂 exactly what my dad said and it cracks me up
Blaming the referees for everything is just basic fan lingo
"I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref!"
No hate to the refs, they have a hard job, but we sure did chant this A LOT in college. 🤣🤣🤣
Add the “yeller” and you’d have them all covered.
i think everyone to a degree is
The Old School guy if we’re being real.
fr tho some of the “roughing the passer” calls are either not even enough to make a call about or just the ref being a petty asshole lmao
Especially when it comes to college ball, a solid 80% of targeting calls are BS and a player shouldn't be ejected unless it's glaringly obvious it was on purpose.
not the idiots that make the sport dumb
You be surprised how many fans are all on board with the college targeting and roughing the passer these days. Every time a qb gets hit some fan is like Joe Buck commenting on Randy Moss mooning Lambeau, “that is a disgusting act”
Football used to be vicious, now it seems like 99% of all the big hits get called for targeting.
I feel the home team guy. Grandma taking the bus is the only real option.
The first drive setting the tone of the game line hit me in the soul lmao
Loved "I don't even know how you watch this without betting on it". 😄
What about the all of a sudden “religious” guy during the game. Yelling Jesus C*****, at the TV or possibly praying at the end?
That's the same as the superstitious guy.
i feel personally attacked by this comment
@@sumswaggaming I do too, and I wrote it.
What about the guy who isn't worried about the games but makes sure everyone has beer and has the best spread of finger foods.
Yes!!!!! Love that guy😍
My dad is absolutely The Analyst. 🤣 He has those glasses and writes down stats for every play.
I feel The Superstitious Guy. “I gotta go change my socks.” 😂
As a former superstitious football watcher this is giving me stressful flashbacks and I'm so glad to be done with that. Was perfectly acted though, well done
What about the boycotter? Whether it's kneeling during the national anthem, protesting the concussions, or getting annoyed at something Roger Goodell said. Often, this person is watching the game at a friend's house or bar, but reminding everyone they are boycotting the league.
I’m lowkey the analyst and I call 1 thing the whole game then just keep referring to that 1 thing while down playing every other thing I was wrong about
Vikings just need a field goal to advance to the Super Bowl…maybe next year.
Their hopes are so WIDE, but they're always LEFT disappointed
Pretty much why I stopped watching and started to do house work on Sundays. The Vikings are hard to love.
@@JonP_4-31inf My dad is still a Vikings fan (we're originally from MN) and I've never seen him sadder than after the Gary Anderson missed FG in 98/99. I just can't figure out why he watches them every year.
Keep that beard growing, mate. It's looking mighty.
Always love the Packers cheese hat. Myles beard really getting long there. Meemaw you have to take the bus:)
I also love the “I’m a fan of players, not teams”
I mean, I’m a fan of any player I have on my fantasy team
Friend: Who you takin? The bucs or packers?
Guy: I’m takin Tom Brady…
Those are always the guys that "watch college football" for blah blah blah reasons, instead of pro.
This was sadly me when it comes to nfl
So inaccurate! Grandma would cancel her own doctors appointment if it happened during a Packers game
The gambler is more superstitious then the superstitious guy but when he loses a bet on a penalty he morphs into the old school guy.
Been watching for a long time. As a Vikings fan. I feel like you're a GB fan. This is still your best video.
100% spot on as to what I do as the gambler.
Looks like he got an upgrade in living conditions after he got the Menards and DraftKings deals. Attaboy, living the American Dream!
I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious.
As a Yinzer with season tickets and a gambling problem I can confirm these are accurate
Don't even watch football, I'm a hockey fan.
But this was hilarious, as many things from this apply to hockey.
I though the promo at the end was a joke… and then I realized it was serious. 🤦
Type Six: Time Traveler
Still lost the kid's college fund.
Seriously I wear only a certain shirt ,shorts and crocs when I go grouper fishing so I fully understand
Is that the low quality version of Zack Galifianakis I’m watching?
im honestly all of those rolled into one
Then there are Vikings fans, who just like to watch their team inevitably loose.
Don't forget about us Bears fans 😭😭😭
Browns fans would like a word
Life long Lions fan…I know there are no words
@@limitbassfishing2733 I feel your pain Da bears still have 1985
Make sure to buy them a new stadium 🏟️... that'll make sure they win🤣
I am the superstitious guy! Only for baseball and basketball, didn't move a muscle when the Bucks were doing good in the finals!
Myles, you have a talent! Thank you for sharing it with us! Can’t get enough….
What about the guy who never understands football and only shows up for the snacks?
We need a hunting one for deer season coming up
This would be great
Hasn't he done that already?
@@DC-ct8tv yeah, we need another one though
I'm the "Only here to eat all your chicken wings and artichoke dip" fan
Spider 2 Y banana!! Missed line there in the analyst bit! 😂
You forgot the “I only like football when it’s the super bowl” fan. Well maybe that’s not really a fan but you get my drift.
"I'll bet you right now I don't have a gambling problem" BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
The excuses are so on point 😂
It is amazing how accurate he is!!😂 awesome!
whats funny about the gambler guy is how real that one is
Loved the superstition during the game especially if you had the chance to make or break the game by sitting in the wrong chair or preforming the right or wrong act
I was low key waiting for the bloopers. Maybe a year end bloopers video?
Haha the old school guy. So many of those
The 6th one the casual fan *plays with phone “oh ya football is on.” *continues with phone.
The gambler and Analyst should have teamed up
This will be my first season watching nfl. It’s a pretty cool game. My aussie league teams are shit house and it’s finals time, so I’ve got nothing else to watch except nfl. Complicated game though, thank god for UA-cam tutorials :)
Um, wait. You're an Australian rules football fan and say American football is complicated!?!? Seriously though I miss when someplace like ESPN would show Aussie rules football in the middle of the night in the US. I actually figured out how it works. Rugby too. I like rugby now because of that. Still totally lost on cricket though TBH. Peace man. 😎
@@Dsdcain yep and NRL. I just can’t get my head around stuff like downs (eg 1st and down), i think I just need more exposure to games to get it straight
It's only complicated when you have to explain it someone who was not raised with it. My girlfriend is Chilean and she's like, this game is booty...🤣...what is it about people south of the Equator?
@@SuperNagz Well it's *sort of* easy. Each team has 4 downs when they have possession of the ball. IE get tackled four times (without moving forward 10 yards) the ball changes possession. If a team can move the ball over 10 yards toward their goal line they get a first down and the count of downs starts over. If the team feels that they can't complete the ten yards they will generally *punt* (kick) the ball on their fourth down to the other team to hopefully put them farther down the field. There can be crazy things that happen on a punt but they're not common. Cheers man.
@@Dsdcain legend :) go patriots
Loving this channel!
"$500 DraftKings cash. What should we throw it on here...Oooh, tennis" is the most accurate line of the video.
I’m the guy that shows I know a lot by saying every players first name. Also making snide remarks about play calling while simultaneously bitching about mike macagnan
I was a #1 and #3 and slowly over the year I've transitioned to a #4 and #5.
The last scene he looks like Matt Patricia and as a Lions fan it sent me into a full blown anxiety attack.
You missed oh man this is going to be the year because we did “blank and so and so” during the offseason and everybody thinks it’s going to be our year and it’s going to be different until we either 1. Don’t make our expectations, 2. Show promise that we are finally going to make the big game and win a playoff game giving faith to our fan base. Or 3. Doing the first two and blowing our fan base off and repeating ourselves for the next 10 years. This is being a Vikings fan. Hopefully one day we can finally pull one off that’s all we want. Until then Skol Vikes! Love you always no matter how much it pains us.
FOOTBALL'S BACK!! At last!
The gambler needs to make friends with the analyst.
"Johnny Unitas would never"
"ooh tennis" -gambler
You’re always spot on
You forgot "the kid" haha love the video!
you for got "the fan of the team that always gives their team a heart attack" aka me the Arkansas and Saints fan
And then there’s you Jet’s fans...
This was hilarious and accurate
LOL! This is so my husband except for gambler and analyst.
It's always the freakin ref !!!
Until they bust out the cameras shot.......FCK!!!!!!!!!
First thing today-I changed my kicker, only then did i see what bills were due.
"One Ref derailed whole thing", well shoot man, that Dallas Cowboys season in nut shell.
You should do a teaching your kid to golf vid
Great video. 👍 for the guy that fakes it at his friends place. 😄
Yep, i'm "old school guy". laughed my A** off!
That PFF dig was too funny XD
I'm an the old school guy for sure. Lol
Number 3 is exactly how I am with Nascar
After hearing how I should as the old school guy I have to admit I'm pretty okay with it.
You forgot the guy that doesn't care about the game at all and just goes to get drunk 😂
Good stuff!!
The old school guy has some points
Football is still a thing? I lost interest after learning about all the money exchanging hands and screwing over the fans.
Some really look totally rigged for sure. Like a quarterback throwing like Tom Brady in the first half and comes out looking like my mom throwing in the second....wtf?
Now I gotta go change my socks 😂
Not a fan of draft kings but it does seem like a perfect sponsor for a channel called You Betcha
I’m a combination of all 5 honestly!
I'm literally all of these mixed....... its super rough.
Thermostat. NOICE!
I’m definitely the analyst
I'm 21 yet I'm definitely the old school guy.
I’m deff number 5 I’ve watched every raider game at least 2wice a week for as long as I can remember
my dad loves draft kings
You are the best comedian on UA-cam.🏈🏈🏈
Every one was spot on
What if you’re 4 out of 5 of these guys?
Hilarious!!!
Wait.... you borrowed that cheese hat didn’t you!
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I love that the add before this video was icy hot. I'm a bit of all of those guys. Go 49ers
I'm the superstitious and old school guy. lol, If my wife sees this she would die laughing
I knew it was a Draft Kings sponsor 😂
Absolute hilarious one though, might have to sign up 🤔