Can you survive Kong's Fart?
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
- No this isn’t an April fools joke. Today we will be delving deep into Kong’s anatomy and find out what will happen if he lets one rip right on top of you. This episode will lay bare your chances of survival while taking into account what these lethal fumes will do to the human body. Subscribe if you want to learn more random facts about Kaiju, dinosaurs and more.
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Kong should've just farted on Skar King
@GojiCenter old man would've died instantly 💀
💀💀💀💀
FR 😂
Unless Skar King farts back
Goji why??? just Why???
The age old question. Thanks gojicenter, I finally know what happens when kong let’s out a waft 🔥🗣
Slick is sooo slick
Tis the reason why MV Godzilla’s screen time continues to dwindle…
I love your videos slick
2nd reply
Oh slick xd
We went from talking about the many ways you can die on Skull Island to talking about Kong's farts. Classic GojiCenter.
YEP!
@@WildmanTrading That in a way to die, and Kong was in Skull island, sooo I admit, that was 3 in 1 way of die in skull island.
Thats why we love him. Giving us diverse topics on kaiju destruction!
You keep appearing....WHY?!
I mean, it's one of the ways
Video ideas:
1. What if Peter Jackson’s King Kong was in Jurassic World?
2. Can Legendary Godzilla close the Breach from Pacific Rim, and keep it closed?
3. A review of GxK if you legally can.
4. Ark’s Giga vs. Kong, and vs. Ramarak.
5. What if Ark’s Giga made landfall on Peter Jackson’s Skull Island?
6. Worst ways to die in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
7. A second part to Ark’s Giga in Jurassic World, because we weren’t done yet last time.
8. What if the other dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were replaced with scientifically accurate specimens?
9. 1973 Kong vs. Red Death.
10. Worst ways to die in each Metroid game.
😂😂😂
What if Peter Jackson's, RKO's, Toho's Showa, and Legendary's Skull Islands flora, fauna, and fungi all lived on the same island? Who would survive the inevitable battle royale/free for all?
No. What would Godzilla’s radioactive poo do to its surrounding area
@@dubuyajay9964The Island would sink
@@alphamaxus234 That's not how islands work...
everybody gangsta until Kong lets out diarrhea
🤣🤣
No wonder why skull island iwis are deaf
@@ZanTheGold
Iwis: IT IS THE HOWL OF THE GODS!
Kong: (continues farting)
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😂😂😂😂
And I thought the Godzilla and Kong balls video was out of context… this is a whole new level.
Damn goijcenter is becoming insane
That video was actually funny even without the vine boom sounds....
Link?
what is happening here ;-;
@@Kvfuffer But would've been funnier with them
Damn goji your topics are getting better😂💀
Edit: thanks guys for all these likes!
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
Our boy Goji Center really do be asking all of the important questions 🗣🔥🔥🔥
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
The fact that this was posted AFTER April 1st, makes this deeper. 💀
This vid should have been a april fools joke
it was on april first in my time zone
Wdym? It was still 1st April yesterday when they uploaded
@@EnderKindsame with mine
@@caballeroarepa9223for me it was about 7 am when they uploaded (Germany)
Before I clicked on this video...
I said to myself "please by a last minute april fools video..."
Why did I click this?
same 💀
Of course it isn't! This is much needed research
Yeah
I mean it's the one time of the year where they can have a fun time and plus they did junk size before so I'm not surprised lol
So that's why Jia is deff...
Oh my God, I could not stop laughing. This was the greatest thing ever. Thank you for putting this out. The illustrations just added to the hilarity of it.😂😂😂 I’m still wiping tears out of my eyes
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
8:45 Kong's smile after he let it rip and had "cargo" fly out afterwards. That actually made me laugh.
10:44. 😂🤣
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
GxK just came out and this is the first goji center vid🤣
Yes
🤣🤣🤣
I supose next theres a how to survive Godzilla fart 😅😅@GojiCenter
@@stevenwagner-rx7ew But godzilla doesn't have one
😂😂😂
10:44 Kong's face! Im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the type of content we need in the aftermath of GxK, for certain XD love it, keep it up
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
FINALLY GETTIN DOWN TO THE REAL QUESTIONS
@Legendary_godzilla_ ah you got me
Wsg riot
Fr
Hello!
The real goat 🐐
Can you believe it? I was actually really watching this when I'm taking out my poop in toilet 😂
Awesome
@@GojiCenter What imick what a what
Same
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do I become member
This is by far the last thing on my list of questions to goji Center, I frickin love it 💀
This is definitely the tail of cutting some cheese ended in some lives getting cut short.
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
Alright king fart, release your military level toxic gas to the world 😭🙏
😂😅🤣! You just made my day!🤣 I have been waiting for someone to make a video on this subject since Kong Skull Island.😎
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
Imagine you're studying for multiple years in chemistry and biology only to become a scientist that studies how animals fart
Time well spent~😌
Sounds like the perfect life if you ask me.
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
This is truly a GojiCenter video
Yep.
Truly one of the Goji Center moments of all time
2 video ideas
Shimo vs king ghidora ( prob never spelt that right)
And what is kong had a sized up AK-47
Love ur vids btw keep it up
*Kong:* *Skull* *Island* *(2017)*
Finished a rewatch of Skull Island yesterday and it’s arguably the best movie in all of MonsterVerse. What was I thinking ranking it dead last? When I first saw it back in 2018 on Netflix, I guess I was too tired that I wasn’t in the mood for it. I completed it with a second viewing but didn’t think much of it or remembered it.
I guess third time’s the charm because Skull Island has the best human cast in all of MV. This was before Brie Larson became the most hated actress in all of Hollywood and before Rachel Zegler gave her a run for her money only recently. We got hitters like Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, John Goodman, and John C. Reilly. I think John C. Reilly has the most likable human character in all of MV.
How I see Skull Island is basically a Jurassic Park/World movie. Closer to Lost World because of the different groups stuck in this crazy island. Then toss in some Apocalypse Now/Platoon with the Vietnam War-like setting. But it’s really Jurassic Park meets PREDATOR (1987). You got a bunch of soldiers trying to fight these monsters in this jungle.
You can argue Skull Island has better action scenes than any of the Jurassic movies and is better than every Jurassic movie except the 1993 one. And you can argue it has better action sequences than the original Jurassic Park because Kong would slaughter any dinosaur in that 1993 movie standing at 150 feet. We’ll favor Jurassic Park ‘93 strictly from our nostalgia.
Seeing it again it’s actually well paced. Perhaps only the beginning during the recruitment can feel a little slow. And I liked that Loki and Carol Danvers didn’t hook up in this movie. It’s too predictable and cliché. They left the romance out and it works better that way. The movie was less than 2 hours and it never felt it dragged by boring human characters like we see in most MV movies and Monarch.
I forgot Bill Randa died in Skull Island. But it’s actually his fault that SLJ’s character and some of his men died. He was lied to. Nobody really knew what they were getting into. And I can’t fault Kong for attacking them considering he’s trying to protect the island. All the bombs were waking up the Skullcrawlers. Kong was simply protecting himself, his territory, and the people who worships him as a god.
Skull Island still works without ever showing Kong much or if the big bad monster wasn’t Kong, the movie still works as a fun action monster movie on par or perhaps better than most of the Jurassic Park/World movies. I’m a big fan of The Big Lebowski and I finally saw Walter next to Vietnam War soldiers. Very colorful and more charismatic human characters. It plays off like two classic franchises as it’s Predator meets Jurassic Park.
New MV Rankings
1. Godzilla vs. Kong
2. Kong: Skull Island
3. Godzilla
4. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
5. Godzilla: King of the Monsters
6. Monarch
I will still have GvK on top simply because I had more fun with that one. I’m a little biased too because the first Godzilla movie I ever saw was King Kong vs. Godzilla and watching the 2021 movie made my dream come true seeing it modernized and remade after 34 years since seeing KKvG on TV back in 1987. And I’m a little biased with GvK because I prefer how Godzilla and Kong looked in it and I own toys of them from that movie.
Perhaps in a few years, I might rank Skull Island higher than GvK. It’s no doubt the better movie but I’m ranking my favorites. GvK had some really stupid characters like Eiza Gonzalez’s character being the female version of the bloodsucking lawyer in Jurassic Park. “Dump the monkey!” I love Eiza, btw. Hot af. Loved her in Ambulance. But her character deserved to get eaten by Kong.
I think it’s becoming clearer that I’m more Team Kong. While Godzilla is cooler with the cooler designs, he’s just a brute who gets into fights. Godzilla has as much personality as Rey Palpatine. With Kong, you can see the compassion in his eyes from watching Skull Island when he was younger and smaller. Brie Larson’s character touches him and he doesn’t get angry. Kong would make a better friend.
This doesn’t mean I hate Godzilla or I like Kong far more. I still like them nearly the same. And I love my Hiya figure of G21 next to my Art Spirits K21. Let’s say I’m 55% on Kong’s side and 45% on Godzilla’s side. They can be a badass duo if they work together. But Godzilla is beloved for “shallow” reasons. To sell toys or because he looks cool. It’s not because he has depth in his personality. Even the other monsters he fights in his movies have no personality. I never understood the love for Mothra.
While Godzilla is the bigger asshole between him and Kong, I’m still okay with it. But my heart will always root for the underdog in Kong, the OG big bad monster who inspired Godzilla. I’m with all the Black dudes or brothas who f**ks with Kong. He’s my GUY too. He’s an ugly mofo but he’s the one I’ll root for more.
Hank Marlow: GOAT MV human character
Best Human Characters in MV
1. Hank Marlow (John C. Reilly)
2. James Conrad (Tom Hiddleston)
3. Lee Shaw (Kurt Russell, not for Wyatt)
4. Preston Packard (Samuel L. Jackson)
5. Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston)
6. Keiko Randa (Mari Yamamoto)
7. Emiko (Qyoko Kudo)
8. Bernie Hayes (Brian Tyree Henry)
9. Jia Andrews (Kaylee Hottle)
10. Ishiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe)
Honorable mentions -
Hiroshi Randa (Takehiro Hira)
Trapper (Dan Stevens)
A shoutout to Jason Mitchell in Skull Island. The actors for Eazy E and Dr. Dre from Straight Outta Compton (2015) were both in it and I thought the Eazy E actor did a terrific job for the small role he had.
Monarch had some of the WORST characters in all of MonsterVerse. Cate, Kentaro and May were so annoying. Cate was perhaps the least annoying of the three but all three were whiners. I especially did not like what a dickwad Kentaro was towards Cate in the beginning.
I have no issues with Millie Bobby Brown, Vera Farmiga, and Rebecca Hall but they all had very forgettable human characters. I don’t even remember what the Maximoff twins did in Godzilla (2014) except act like a married couple with a kid before portraying twins in Age of Ultron.
Hank Marlow in Skull Island is a cross between Wrongway Feldman in Gilligan’s Island Season 1 and Randy Quaid in Independence Day. I love John C. Reilly in so many roles he’s in like in Boogie Nights, Walk Hard, Step Brothers, Stan & Ollie, and Winning Time as Jerry Buss. He’s usually portraying a delightful character.
Chris from Film Stocked is correct. Skull Island is the best movie in MV. Sean Chandler also ranks it No. 1. Take off the Kong name and Skull Island still works as a good action movie whether it’s a MV movie or not. If based in chronological order based from the stories’ timeline, Skull Island should be watched first. I guess I’ll rewatch Godzilla (2014) next…
1973: Kong: Skull Island
2014: Godzilla
2015-2017: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
2019: Godzilla: King of the Monsters
2024: Godzilla vs. Kong
2027: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Bro You really typed Down an essay 😮
-_-
Bro dont have life
I remember doing some research and calculations on this myself a few years ago just before GvK came out found that if the math adds up Kong’s fart would be more powerful than the blast of a rocket and would be just enough force to launch himself in the air lol
he could use that to double jump in the next movie
they fly now!
they fly now??
*Man of Steel type image of the fart fueled Kong rocket flying upwards*
they fly now!
321. We have done a boys we have seen the first monkey to the moon.
………
Now Godzilla truely doesn't stand a chance
This video needed to be made!! Thanks Goji!!
5:45 I died by overlaughing at this point
Truly peak Goji Center content.
FACTS
least unhinged goji center video:
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Well, I needed a good laugh. Thanks, Gojicenter! You’ve answered the burning question.
This is by far the best one so far! Had me howling with one of the few scenes LMAO
0:00 What a way to start a video talking about Kong’s titan flatulence 🤣🤣🤣
This UA-camr really answering questions that I have never thought of.
9:21 You forgot that methane is also flammable so the explosion could even burn Kong's 🍑
5:47
Drowning theme from the Sonic series.
Goji straight trolling. 😂
Anyone else giggled when he said "Butt first" at 7:22?
No
Now I really want to see Godzilla accidentally light one of Kong farts on fire
The fact you were able to put out a video a little over 10 mins that covered this. This is a question I never had till now! Lol. Also reminds me of that video game from the 90s...
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
These are the types of videos we need more of from Goji Center. Truly one of their better artworks.
*fartworks
@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS lol
0:33 that part though, and the beginning though 💀
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
3:44 POV my dad
ngl this is the most fire vid Goji Center ever made, favorite part was at the end with the phonk.
"I'll bet We'll have flying cars in the future"
2024 : "Can you survive Kong's fart?"
crazy wild
This is the most obscure and strange video Goji Center has ever made and I love it😂😅
More like one of the most.
Remember the "Welcome to Kaiju Sex-ed"?
@@evankendra162 fr tho that video was wild
@@lordofetc.4550 NO D!CK!?! NO BALLS!?!
Imagine what type of emission we will study next year
10:03 just jump bro
An April Fool's joke being treated completely serious makes it even funnier
7:41 Thats one diagram i never thought i would see💀
Other Godzilla channels: *does theorizing work*
Goji center: *does theorizing work, but also, NO DECK, NO BAWLLS, AND DEFINITELY NO BOTTHAWL SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION!*
Always make sure Goji center doesn't run out of ideas
1:03 so there are people who film us without our knowledge with special cameras to study our farts?
Lmao
My mind is still trying to comprehend what the f**k I just watched...
And I'm cracking up the entire time. 🤣
This shit reminds me of the "Do Godzilla and Kong have balls" video XD. Keep it up Goji, love the vids
5:27
Especially hypercarnivores like lions and polar bears, whose diet is 70% meat or more.
This video is by far the greatest Goji center has made.🤣
If Kong's fart is this bad then imagine Godzilla's fart 💀
He has no butthole
You would be vaporize instantly😂😂😂
Atomic Fart.
A new weapon Godzilla can use.
May me blue in colour.
I doubt he farts.
Nuclear reactors dont fart
Ik it's a joke
Godzilla won't fart cuz
He doesn't eat organic food.
He feeds on radiation
This is why I’m subscribed
Thank you Goji center very cool
Man I tell you these goji center videos are getting crazier and crazier
I swear to god I am waiting outside of the bathroom while watching this video. AND RLLY GOTTA TO GOOO!!!!😫
Hopefully the aftermath of your bowel movements has been properly taken care of
ITS COMING OUT 🗣️🔥🔥
Right after the video ended, I made it to the bathroom and then, sweet release....😌 💨
5:46
“How bad can it be?”
New Ability Unlocked: Atomic Fart
It’s 9pm and I’m literally laughing my ass off😂😂😂
Gojicenter is absolutely the best we always get BANGER content this time literally
Thank you so much for the advice! I’ll try harder tomorrow, thank you.
thanks for amazing info that no one ask but certainly interesting to know
Sweet choice of the music at the end. For those curious, that is BACK2BACK by STRLGHT.
Now I wonder how other Kaiju farts are dangerous exactly.
I love that someone had to make an accurate fart simulation for a giant ape 😂thank you goji centre
10:30. What really happened to the village?
Nice gojicenter you always know what you are doing
8:40 that smile cought me on the floor laughing hard😂😂😂
shooting from his ass got me off guard💀💀
Hiii goji:) i am a Your big fan and i follow on goji short too:) you can Tell me Who is more strong?rudy(baryonyx) vs giga ark???? Plsss
This video is peak Goji Center.
Thanks Gojicenter! This is going to be awesome to learn about!
Goji truly answer the question we all been asking for 🙏🙏
One of the best videos 👌
Goji Center, bringing the hard-hitting facts and research 😂
Thanks for answering the world’s most mysterious question Goji Center, really appreciated it.
Finally, thank you guys for submitting my video commission 🙏
Me: Waiting for Goji Center to release some Godzilla x Kong Analysis.
Goji Canter: Can you survive Kong’s fart?
On god😂
You have no idea imagine the other analysis on Godzilla & Mothra banging lmao and would having gojira & mosura hybrids which are *Godzilla Jr,Mothzilla & Gothra* just all logic out the window if they can mate and reproduce hybrid offspring if their species are dwindling in numbers! (Who knows lmao!!!)
@@PrinceJoseHerrera haven’t they already done that
My farts are better than King Kong's farts.
Oh golly, this was the funniest thing I have seen all day. I almost died from the laughter alone. Kong's fart would have made my lungs go BOOM BOOM.
GojiCenter asking the real question here
Jia just chilling there while kong is ko-ing every test dummies 😂
Halfway through this video, I was like what am I doing with my life? What did I just watch and why was I so curious about this? lol
“The tighter your ass muscles were at the time of farting”😂😂😂😂😂 7:38
gojicenter never fails to amuze me with his wild ideas for videos
Bro ate a bean burrito with extra beans like he he hell nah
congrats goji! now u have just reached the new level, level 1000000000000 BRAINROT
Goji center has never failed to make the most comedic sounding things become deadly bro just made a fart joke from King Kong sound deadly and it is deadly
I Really Needed to Know This Thanks Goji Center
LMAO
"Not to mention any cargo that thud fart was loaded with 💀"
Blud was smiling when the human was legit dying
Monsterverse Titans vs Pacific Rim Jaegers Part 3 | Evolved Godzilla, Suko, Skar King, and Shimo
Ahh yes what we all needed to know thx GojiCenter
Best april fools I've seen today
it not a apil fools u know
@@Tristan_ripyes it is
@@donkeykong3054read the description then
except its april 2 so uh
@@looplyloop this was commented 4 hours ago
7:54 i cant 😂😂😂
ive always wondered when this video would come out!
8:04 Imagine thinking you're gonna be remembered as like a great inventor or like somebody very smart....what you're remembered for having the loudest fart in the world
Glad this video came out, i was dying with the doubt!
I’m so sorry can kong fart? This has to be April Fools💀
Wait, you never considered that?
Why couldn't Kong fart?
Why not. Gorillas are well known for their farting .