TikToks That Need To Be Locked Away Forever!

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  • @maddiebergeron918
    @maddiebergeron918 3 роки тому +1565

    “Come smoke weed with me!!” Stop it hes so cute about it

    • @totz_ih
      @totz_ih 3 роки тому +20

      for real 😂😂

    • @hurly5622004
      @hurly5622004 3 роки тому +14

      Can I eat the buds once your done 🤡

    • @Cloudy1.00
      @Cloudy1.00 3 роки тому +4

      I ruined the 600 likes 😪

    • @hurly5622004
      @hurly5622004 3 роки тому +2

      @@Cloudy1.00 did anyone ask you?

    • @cerberus4254
      @cerberus4254 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly bro!

  • @woopidu
    @woopidu 3 роки тому +1169

    "gran, what are your pronouns?"
    "..my what?"
    "your pronouns"
    "....a, e, i, o, u-"
    me: *wheeze*

  • @madamemaramay
    @madamemaramay 3 роки тому +1457

    2:06 you see how that tornado isn’t moving? As if it’s frozen. Fun fact! Tornados will seem as if they’ve froze in time because that tornado is heading straight towards you!

    • @lucillem.3828
      @lucillem.3828 3 роки тому +116

      Wow! Fun fact 😃

    • @sophiatera
      @sophiatera 3 роки тому +20

      credit the person, i know you didnt find that out on your own

    • @lucy-tb1yd
      @lucy-tb1yd 3 роки тому +260

      @P h i l
      imagine wanting someone to credit common knowledge

    • @hikari4894
      @hikari4894 3 роки тому +169

      @@sophiatera Credit the person who made ur pfp, I Know you didn’t draw it

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 3 роки тому +35

      Take me now, tornado.

  • @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
    @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 роки тому +503

    5:58 "hey Marshall, you want a meatball?" That was so wholesome. And the way he meekly said "thank you" was so cute.

  • @dominicdelbrocco6136
    @dominicdelbrocco6136 3 роки тому +1178

    That tornado was a middle finger from god. Sent from applebee's

  • @GhostGayle
    @GhostGayle 3 роки тому +103

    3:12
    “You don’t wanna run 2 miles?”
    *”NO COME SMOKE WEED WITH ME”*

  • @teya262
    @teya262 3 роки тому +2665

    I wanna be on whatever side of tiktok you're on

    • @Ohmuhgud
      @Ohmuhgud 3 роки тому +23

      I just get isis and cartel executions and suicide vids on my fyp

    • @ibrahimaamer2278
      @ibrahimaamer2278 3 роки тому +8

      Join them in the dark side

    • @lanie214
      @lanie214 3 роки тому +4

      Inej!

    • @teya262
      @teya262 3 роки тому +4

      @@lanie214 she's my favourite

    • @kayapooh
      @kayapooh 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ohmuhgud Is that allowed? 😟

  • @annastandridge392
    @annastandridge392 3 роки тому +290

    That tornado was literally coming for that lady….

    • @kissingthehomies
      @kissingthehomies 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah lol I wanna die but that death is painful and terrifying. Like no thanks.

    • @ch999n
      @ch999n 3 роки тому +4

      @@kissingthehomies depends what the tornado flings at you, you don't get sucked up by tornados

    • @mistypedhi
      @mistypedhi 2 роки тому +2

      @@ch999n a tornado passed through a couple trailers my uncles lived in. One of them flipped completely upside down (aunt and uncle inside) and the other came up off the blocks and landed on the ground (uncle and cousin in bathtub cause they saw it coming.)

  • @emilyadams2340
    @emilyadams2340 3 роки тому +144

    The silence after the glass hits the floor is KILLING ME

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 3 роки тому +423

    That tornado looked like a big ass middle finger.

  • @annabellaespiritu4772
    @annabellaespiritu4772 3 роки тому +336

    I tried other channels for compilations but this is the only channel that gets me 🤧

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, it’s hard to find actually funny compilations but these are always good. Periodt and misha are good tiktok compilation channels as well

    • @lolblunts
      @lolblunts 3 роки тому +8

      @@valkyrie2832 what about mary alice

    • @pumpkinzspisedispucbby433
      @pumpkinzspisedispucbby433 3 роки тому +3

      Seriously, I play different tabs of compilation, including periodt and mary alice while doing online classes

    • @crazyanimallady1820
      @crazyanimallady1820 3 роки тому

      Watch ShayBye

    • @Thenormal880
      @Thenormal880 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @alexanderweber6885
    @alexanderweber6885 3 роки тому +47

    The "COME SMOKE WEED WITH ME!" guy is my soul mate!

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому +297

    "look what my sugar daddy sent me"
    *TAKI'S AD*

    • @patxh665
      @patxh665 3 роки тому +7

      you know you got a good daddy when he sends you the taki ads

    • @EmileAtrum
      @EmileAtrum 3 роки тому +2

      I GOT A PASTA AD-

    • @annahill987
      @annahill987 3 роки тому +5

      Lol I got a credit card ad and was like "true"

    • @user3mma149
      @user3mma149 3 роки тому +2

      I go a audiobook and it was a real weird story

    • @Br00ke291
      @Br00ke291 3 роки тому

      @@user3mma149 wait I’ve been getting those to- what was it about

  • @Saicre
    @Saicre 3 роки тому +94

    I keep replaying 2:02 bcs the way he pronounces "allergic reaction" is fucking adorable omfg

  • @_stitches_1334
    @_stitches_1334 3 роки тому +71

    The meatball thing is me with my girl anytime I cook anything no matter where she at 🤣😭

  • @InLoveWithTheRainbow
    @InLoveWithTheRainbow 3 роки тому +75

    these are GOLD as usual

  • @jacey_night
    @jacey_night 3 роки тому +53

    15:47
    I used my mom's money to buy myself gummies from a gas station. The change was one penny. One single penny.
    The cashier laughed at me.

  • @KatietheKreator
    @KatietheKreator Рік тому +8

    The way that the cat immediately, without hesitation, put the fidget spinner in its mouth is comedy gold

  • @aaqka
    @aaqka 2 роки тому +26

    0:32 - 1:00 that transition between these 2 clips is impeccable

  • @carnigob42069
    @carnigob42069 3 роки тому +8

    2:52 was me during hurricane harvey when every frog in a 50 mile radius decided to have a party in my backyard at midnight. i was out there screaming at them lmao

  • @lokihowarth4828
    @lokihowarth4828 3 роки тому +34

    6:17 would actually be so heartbreaking tho. I’d cry

  • @kiana_bon_vivant
    @kiana_bon_vivant 3 роки тому +9

    8:29 “can we pls get to school?”
    (starts walking to school with cicadas)
    *“no get away from m-”*

  • @n1amh_mog
    @n1amh_mog 3 роки тому +9

    1:55 I litteraly thought it was going to say "incoming asteroid" 🤣 what a brain I have 😂

  • @apparatus6790
    @apparatus6790 2 роки тому +18

    10:42
    As someone who absolutely loves Jim Carrey
    *THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME*

  • @emoliravioli
    @emoliravioli 3 роки тому +18

    4:20 dude said "you've heard of 'yo mama' jokes, right? Get ready for a MY mama joke"

  • @Mr.MixedMedia
    @Mr.MixedMedia 3 роки тому +17

    The “too polite” one I can relate to

  • @carlieannbz1455
    @carlieannbz1455 3 роки тому +9

    0:46 he really thought he was the first one to discover that you can charge them 😂😂

  • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
    @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 2 роки тому +3

    4:03 Man’s bouta ask me if I would like green eggs and ham with a fox 😭

  • @deancasey2257
    @deancasey2257 3 роки тому +7

    8:32 “no get away from me” this was funny

  • @katirenakline
    @katirenakline 3 роки тому +58

    *some edgy kid:* i will face god and walk backwards into hell
    *god, stuffing his face with applebee's:* bro that's so cool

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 роки тому +2

      That's a dril tweet. The original was "IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL"

  • @mysticfiregames8789
    @mysticfiregames8789 2 роки тому +9

    2:11 looks like it's flipping you off

  • @avevee9708
    @avevee9708 3 роки тому +14

    That weird kid learning about eugenics in history class for the first time be like 1:44

  • @superlondon2410
    @superlondon2410 3 роки тому +4

    5:26 I was legit watching the part where he said sugar daddy AND A EHARMONY AD CAME UP I CANT😂😂NZNCBNZKKSK⚰️

  • @vrrealo724
    @vrrealo724 3 роки тому +5

    5:24 the cat had me dying lmaoooo

  • @annariordan8870
    @annariordan8870 3 роки тому +2

    5:37 i was not ready for that cat bahaha

  • @Dimzyyyy
    @Dimzyyyy 3 роки тому +12

    *TW*
    I was sexually assaulted a year ago and I’ll sometimes have episodes where I’ll cry all night or day. These types of compilations always help me calm down and feel a sense of joy that I can’t get anywhere else. Thank you.

  • @eddiespleens6508
    @eddiespleens6508 2 роки тому +4

    1:27 yeah i only get sleep paralysis when i take a nap 💀

  • @ignaciosebation9217
    @ignaciosebation9217 3 роки тому +27

    I GOT THAT EXACT YOGURT AND THOUGHT IT WAS *DING DONG* TEXAS IS A REAL PLACE

  • @airtheboss9730
    @airtheboss9730 3 роки тому +11

    8:24 this guy’s reaction lmao

  • @daniels2368
    @daniels2368 3 роки тому +14

    3:35 we just gonna lie and not talk about how we just witnessed Harry Potter in the flesh?!

  • @No-el4gt
    @No-el4gt 3 роки тому +7

    3:39
    HOW TF DOES THAT HAPPEN. WHY IS THE KEYBOARD SO WAVY LIKE THAT

  • @reneedooma
    @reneedooma 3 роки тому +8

    5:23 made my laugh so hard i couldn't breathe and had to save myself from choking-coughing

  • @f4y848
    @f4y848 2 роки тому +4

    9:04 did this all the time to get my mom to stop smoking 💀

  • @klaire1083
    @klaire1083 3 роки тому +8

    1:20
    I always get those marks. I pretty much like staying awake and be on my phone for hours in one laying position🙂

  • @smdd6751
    @smdd6751 3 роки тому +9

    2:38 had me weak lmaoo

  • @NoXiOuS_Bee
    @NoXiOuS_Bee 3 роки тому +8

    Once I was at the store with my mom and we were getting at the self checkout it said “DONUT” really loudly and I was wheezing like crazy :)

  • @jharris7
    @jharris7 2 роки тому +4

    10:14 when egg starts to taste like egg is SO REAL!!

  • @MenatllyIllEngineer
    @MenatllyIllEngineer 3 роки тому +4

    13:22 I had to get out and tow my uncle's boat to shore because it broke down and we had no service, we camped on that island for three days lol.

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 3 роки тому +13

    “I am a thirty year old with a DrInKiNg PrObLeM” I canned myself

  • @noenpegase8468
    @noenpegase8468 3 роки тому +1

    This channel has all the good content

  • @lilyllamaaa
    @lilyllamaaa 3 роки тому +10

    That tornado along with the sirens made me feel like I'm suddenly going to die, idk why 😃👍

  • @Sc3n3-Kyl33
    @Sc3n3-Kyl33 3 місяці тому +4

    2:19 looks like a middle finger

  • @_electric_bat_
    @_electric_bat_ 3 роки тому +2

    2:20 God be giving us the midle finger with no chill xD

  • @bakingsoda8522
    @bakingsoda8522 2 роки тому +3

    The chick reporting with the two alpacas was hilarious.

  • @Bluez3nn
    @Bluez3nn 3 роки тому +4

    11:51 * *drinks* *
    im still depressed but now im
    *FAST*

  • @jolie3243
    @jolie3243 3 роки тому +9

    1:00 as i’m eating pineapple while watching this 💀

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 2 роки тому +1

      Pineapples do try to eat you but you eat it first

  • @bagofchips8399
    @bagofchips8399 3 роки тому +4

    9:34
    He speaks in the same music notes from game of thrones 😭 wtf

  • @MsAnnieOlivia
    @MsAnnieOlivia 2 роки тому +1

    That tornado looks like it isn’t moving because it MOVING TOWARDS YOU!! 🌪🌪

  • @BerdAndCharleston
    @BerdAndCharleston 2 роки тому +3

    6:36 his voice sounds like a mix of obama and tyler the creator

  • @BSparkzzDaMonsta
    @BSparkzzDaMonsta 3 роки тому +2

    2:36 I'm dead 😭😭😭..."yo he flying spirit"

  • @isaacmudge8682
    @isaacmudge8682 3 роки тому +10

    2:16 aint that tornado upside down ?

  • @barbaramarino7221
    @barbaramarino7221 3 роки тому +6

    First!!! Title idea: tik toks that made Gordon Ramsay not call people doughnuts!!

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 3 роки тому +5

    0:30 thats just Sweden. Theres Always 1 left of everything because no one wants to be the last person to take.

  • @Cooper-Radio
    @Cooper-Radio 3 роки тому +14

    5:19 you didn't show the best part were 10 year old learns what it's like to ask the young one to get it for them and is like I see why you do this

  • @wheatsock
    @wheatsock 3 роки тому +4

    8:47 why did I find that sound so satisfying

  • @bradleyborrowman2115
    @bradleyborrowman2115 3 роки тому +9

    "If I have an allergic reaction and gods giving me a way out, I'm taking it" same dude. Except I'm not allergic to anything so I just don't look both ways when crossing streets or highways.

  • @cosmosadorabilis7677
    @cosmosadorabilis7677 3 роки тому +4

    11:06 is PERFECTION!

  • @sheabutter05
    @sheabutter05 3 роки тому +9

    10:37
    Tbh that's a blessing to look like Jim Carrey

  • @jordanirving1329
    @jordanirving1329 Рік тому +2

    KallmeKris made it on here? LET'S GO!

  • @purplechick0324
    @purplechick0324 3 роки тому +3

    2:20 kinda looks like it's giving the lady in the video the middle finger.😂

  • @karebear6564
    @karebear6564 3 роки тому +43

    bby you need to go live when these come out

  • @MrSirHaku
    @MrSirHaku 3 роки тому +3

    9:54 flash backs to when I had to stand 24 hour duties
    *shivers*

  • @TheHourofWitchery
    @TheHourofWitchery 3 роки тому +32

    Why did I think that meat ball was legit shit rolled into a ball.....

  • @classicteen2313
    @classicteen2313 3 роки тому +1

    0:28 lmaoo that cat 😂😂😂
    And 6:08 😂😂damn her eyes are beautiful! ❤️

  • @_scientistjeongyeon
    @_scientistjeongyeon 3 роки тому +3

    I like how the tornado is flipping them off 😭

  • @thespacecowboy71
    @thespacecowboy71 7 місяців тому

    6:09 I wheezed so hard at this it caught me off guard so bad😭😭

  • @mischachan552
    @mischachan552 3 роки тому +3

    7:21 it absolutely blows my mind! I want to see a battle between inventory ppl and court stenographers js

  • @specie44
    @specie44 3 роки тому +1

    The black and white one about signaling left while turning right is everything to me

  • @lemonbingham2254
    @lemonbingham2254 2 роки тому +1

    4:08 *@ checkout*
    “Sir how did you get access to that?”
    “Oh haha.. I knocked it over.”

  • @dragonfly5665q
    @dragonfly5665q 3 роки тому +3

    omgggg that sad frog sitting by itself was so adorable

  • @saffaanuman3885
    @saffaanuman3885 2 роки тому +2

    16:10 a fish float when it dies.and when some fish go at the bottom to sleep their owner flush them ,thinking their dead.If this is you i hope you know now😗😶😶

  • @monsoonmast
    @monsoonmast 3 роки тому +2

    10:22 Another way to not get picked as a juror is say you're firm ACAB so you can't trust the bastard's testimony

  • @crazyanimallady1820
    @crazyanimallady1820 3 роки тому +5

    2:07 i’m happy she’s alive Alabamian here if a tornado seems to be still take shelter immediately it means it’s coming right toward you those sirens are going off honey you need to be somewhere safe and I know you may think that because it’s just a tiny tornado it’ll be fine it’s not gonna be fine those things grow humongously if you don’t believe me go look up the Dixie alley tornadoes 2011

  • @SarahFrickArt
    @SarahFrickArt 3 роки тому +14

    feed Mango a peeled frozen pea. Worked every time my 8 year old goldfish got swim bladder!

  • @shea.public
    @shea.public 3 роки тому +4

    the last one was so funny to me because I had no clue what they meant so I had to watch it a few times, so when I finally got it it was amazing.

  • @shareesechristian6475
    @shareesechristian6475 3 роки тому

    😭😭😭😭 the peanut Tiktoks back to back KILLED ME 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @TabiTheCaracal
    @TabiTheCaracal 8 місяців тому

    2:55 STOP IM SICK AND I WHEEZED SO HARD THAT I HAD AN ASMA ATTACK-

  • @silhouettegloom7093
    @silhouettegloom7093 3 роки тому

    The sad frog at the end🤣✋😩🥺my heart

  • @AriannaT
    @AriannaT 3 роки тому +3

    5:52 yes i have watched Attack on Titian

  • @shrutik9673
    @shrutik9673 3 роки тому

    This channel is peak humour

  • @michael-gz3ty
    @michael-gz3ty 3 роки тому +2

    I thought these were all gonna be cringe but this is funny as hell 😂😂

  • @BackroomsWater
    @BackroomsWater 3 роки тому +3

    “I’ll build that shit up like Squidwards house” hell yeah build it up man

  • @mushrooms6630
    @mushrooms6630 3 роки тому +5

    Holy shit. The "more espresso, less depresso" girl- I recognize the sticker on her windshield. It's the sticker you need to have on your car to throw away household trash at the local dumpster in my community. There's one on every car here. *We live within a mile of one another.*

  • @adelaidelou3704
    @adelaidelou3704 3 роки тому +5

    2:13 the fact that it looks like it’s flipping off her.

  • @anjabicanic5945
    @anjabicanic5945 3 роки тому +1

    8:47 my heart litteraly stopped

  • @charlestheabsurd1493
    @charlestheabsurd1493 3 роки тому +4

    I know this exact feeling 2:59

  • @_.Angel._
    @_.Angel._ 2 роки тому

    8:29 "can we please go to school?" "No" "Yeah, lets go t- NO get away from me."

  • @ifucturmotha6692
    @ifucturmotha6692 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: when a tornado appears to be standing still it's actually moving towards you

  • @somecrazyveteran
    @somecrazyveteran 3 роки тому

    5:33 😂 bruh I’ve done that so many times before, I was on Fort Campbell and going to Bible study and my friend was behind me and I signaled right and turned left into the chapel parking lot, dude comes over to my car and asks if my blinkers are working correctly and we have a laugh over me messing with him.

  • @leonardopalhano7078
    @leonardopalhano7078 3 роки тому +15

    "I overdosed on pineapple" 💀💀💀