I was destroyed by an "Orbital Cannon" and THIS HAPPENED..

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  • @victorahlgren9323
    @victorahlgren9323 5 років тому +4438

    I saw a pelican when i was in london he was cool

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +1000

      10/10 comment

    • @SFCKNZSD
      @SFCKNZSD 5 років тому +56

      😎

    • @noot6614
      @noot6614 5 років тому +159

      Tell me, daddio - was he hydrated? How long did you worship him for? Did you manage to convert any families?

    • @victorahlgren9323
      @victorahlgren9323 5 років тому +96

      I stood there and worshipped him for like 10 minutes then i took a couple of pictures with him and then i left him...... I wish i had brought him home :(@@noot6614

    • @noot6614
      @noot6614 5 років тому +31

      @@victorahlgren9323 My respect goes your way. HAIL PELI.

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 5 років тому +600

    7:57 He's so much in love that he totally ignores the fact that his friend just O.D.ed in the club and literally walks right over him.

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 5 років тому +450

    when your girl gave your friend a lapdance... i fucking lost it dude

  • @fixit9844
    @fixit9844 5 років тому +1028

    “Yeet the skeet you moist bandito”
    - ModestPelican

  • @mikkohonkanen2892
    @mikkohonkanen2892 5 років тому +1494

    Sons of virgins, most feared motorcyckle club in Los Santos and Blaine Country. And Marto.

  • @saysikerightnow3914
    @saysikerightnow3914 5 років тому +682

    0:23-0:45 is always the same.
    I love it, don't change it!

  • @jeffjones3145
    @jeffjones3145 5 років тому +318

    I was DESTROYED by Orbital Cannon with facts and knowledge

  • @lovelleforkel1898
    @lovelleforkel1898 5 років тому +482

    I named my son modest pelican to spread the good word of your channel

  • @aashishbnath2501
    @aashishbnath2501 5 років тому +50

    Man, I found Modest pelican's channel in my recommendation one day and since then i have gone and watched each and every single one of his videos just because of his funny narrations. Simply put one of the best gaming channels on UA-cam.

  • @platyplushie
    @platyplushie 5 років тому +623

    You, my friend are moister than the ocean itself

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +113

      wow what a great compliment and username

    • @platyplushie
      @platyplushie 5 років тому +13

      Thank you sir

    • @fuckshitfuck69
      @fuckshitfuck69 5 років тому +5

      @@ModestPelican I just got 7 beers 5 shots of vodka 10 bottles of water and 27 coca colas
      And drank it all

    • @jeek3452
      @jeek3452 4 роки тому

      @@fuckshitfuck69 djronk

    • @linush9858
      @linush9858 4 роки тому

      @@jeek3452 djrank

  • @birkangurtan9199
    @birkangurtan9199 5 років тому +272

    I'm hydrated and the pelican I adopted is also hydrated.

  • @RealItsCMD
    @RealItsCMD 5 років тому +60

    Let’s all spread the good word of his channel

  • @ReggieWurz
    @ReggieWurz 5 років тому +237

    Tbh I hate it when that happens
    On an unrelated note I got my Fitbit app to believe that I managed to drink 6,969,420 ml in 30 seconds and it wasn't worried because it knew how epic I am

    • @charlieshepard6761
      @charlieshepard6761 5 років тому

      Reggie Wurz I’ve done that before the fit bits must know we are true gamers

    • @ReggieWurz
      @ReggieWurz 5 років тому

      @@charlieshepard6761 yup

    • @TheGroundedExplorer
      @TheGroundedExplorer 5 років тому

      @@ReggieWurz that 420 on the end of that number wasn't a coincidence was it lol......

    • @ReggieWurz
      @ReggieWurz 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGroundedExplorer none of it was

    • @ReggieWurz
      @ReggieWurz 5 років тому

      @@TheGroundedExplorer I'm not sure

  • @kapi6449
    @kapi6449 4 роки тому +82

    We should be thanking the orbital cannon guy. He gifted us all with the whole sapphire side story.

  • @JAWS
    @JAWS 5 років тому +118

    Agent 47 could just start selling his hairless body. He would be the moistest kingpin
    Edit: Agent 47 blasts Sapphire with his Orbital Cannon

  • @Jason-hw4tf
    @Jason-hw4tf 5 років тому +53

    2:35 he breaks character

  • @evolvedcopper2205
    @evolvedcopper2205 5 років тому +8

    These story telling videos are amazing, I never want these to stop

  • @alexandereleuterius8300
    @alexandereleuterius8300 5 років тому +157

    You can destroy me with your orbital cannon modest pelican😩

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 років тому +28

    I took Jerusalem In the name of Modest Pelican to spread the good word of the holy channel.

  • @basedengineer4962
    @basedengineer4962 4 роки тому +2

    8:50
    Not water? Shameful, man. Shameful. ALWAYS stay hydrated.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 років тому +76

    I wish I was destroyed by an "orbital cannon". Lucky.

  • @laktac7480
    @laktac7480 5 років тому +1

    12:15 thank you for this beautiful piece of art and comedy

  • @EthanJewellDrones
    @EthanJewellDrones 5 років тому +113

    my grandma fell down the stairs....
    AND THIS HAPPENED

  • @melissaguerra2748
    @melissaguerra2748 5 років тому +1

    I love your dark comedy it’s so refreshing like a glass of cold water

  • @the_seabas1963
    @the_seabas1963 5 років тому +5

    I always like to keep my character properly hydrated, it helps him fight.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +5

      great choice mate it improves power by 10000%

    • @SirBlanco7
      @SirBlanco7 4 роки тому +1

      @@ModestPelican it’s over 9000

  • @stepshrimp8880
    @stepshrimp8880 3 роки тому +1

    6:03 "You're in a safe place now, mate. You're OK."

  • @goaty7766
    @goaty7766 5 років тому +12

    Me n da boys when we get destroyed by an orbital cannon.

  • @TheGoldenBullD2
    @TheGoldenBullD2 3 роки тому +2

    At 8:04 does anyone see the dead body and “Someone took the easy way out” while pelican talks to a women and completely ignored the fact that his friend is dead.

  • @allankueckens5380
    @allankueckens5380 5 років тому +20

    This is awesome mate, pissing myself the whole clip 😂👍 keep em coming bro

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 2 роки тому

      Gotta stay moist

  • @InherentVices
    @InherentVices 5 років тому +2

    Dr Pelican,
    I have watched quite a few of your UA-cams. This video answers a lot of questions.
    You and Thick Man have enriched my life.
    I thank you.
    Cheers,
    Burnside

    • @InherentVices
      @InherentVices 5 років тому

      Ps.
      I’m sorry about your girlfriend.

    • @mrchenz1371
      @mrchenz1371 Рік тому

      @@InherentVices what happened?

    • @mrchenz1371
      @mrchenz1371 Рік тому

      @@InherentVices do u mean sapphire or his irl girlfriend

  • @raidonshin
    @raidonshin 5 років тому +21

    should've killed sapphire when you had the chance

  • @majamaja3599
    @majamaja3599 Рік тому +1

    I can't believe it took you 53 years to complete the bank mission, so inspiring 🙏🙏

  • @mr.irrelevant8826
    @mr.irrelevant8826 4 роки тому +5

    8:39 someone needs to tell him

  • @nyaladzimajinda5319
    @nyaladzimajinda5319 2 роки тому

    "just yeet the skeet, you moist bandito" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    and the fact that he couldn't get to the end of "we made our bed, and now we've gotta yeet in it" without chuckling was hilarious. Nice one papa peli

  • @sentientpotato9342
    @sentientpotato9342 5 років тому +3

    5:24-5:37 lol. You just earned a sub

  • @danielyork9496
    @danielyork9496 5 років тому +2

    I actually love this series please continue it

  • @alessandropancic5867
    @alessandropancic5867 5 років тому +12

    LOVING THE UPLOADS DAD❤

  • @Qwerty-uj9jw
    @Qwerty-uj9jw 5 років тому +1

    11:55
    Modest Pelican: I tell her what's mine is hers
    The Soviet Union wants to know your location

  • @Speblet
    @Speblet 5 років тому +4

    Dude once I got so into Red Dead Redemption 2 when I started playing GTA for the first time I tried keeping my honor high.

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 5 років тому +1

    Pelican is absolute Chaotic Neutral in any game

  • @jacobfrancisco7580
    @jacobfrancisco7580 5 років тому +31

    I am second again
    (Behind Modest Pelican)

  • @jayconstantine5928
    @jayconstantine5928 2 роки тому

    I have literally cried with laughter watching these. Thanks for that!

  • @debbiehf05
    @debbiehf05 5 років тому +14

    i nearly became dehydrated because im so thirsty for your great content

  • @retro_451
    @retro_451 2 роки тому

    Yeet the skeet you moist bandito is literally the best thing I've heard all year.

  • @iaswg955
    @iaswg955 5 років тому +4

    i have a math exam tomorrow but I'm watching this, love you boi

    • @generalgrievous4814
      @generalgrievous4814 5 років тому +1

      iAs Wg GCSEs hope you get a 9

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +2

      this video will help you get great grades

    • @stillassassin2419
      @stillassassin2419 5 років тому +1

      IT IS SUMMER!!

    • @iaswg955
      @iaswg955 5 років тому

      stillASSASSIN 24 school ends in 2 weeks here :(

    • @iaswg955
      @iaswg955 5 років тому

      Craig WILL KILL IF YOU
      thanks mate

  • @jgseg6828
    @jgseg6828 3 роки тому

    Pelican is so hardcore about constant hydration he ruins missions whenever he sees the opportunity to run into water. Fair.

  • @ReggieWurz
    @ReggieWurz 5 років тому +26

    I flexed on someone today by chugging 4 bottles of water without stopping today on the day that is today

    • @billbolor9142
      @billbolor9142 5 років тому +1

      Reggie Wurz woah there buddy slow down you’re going to be over hydrated

    • @ReggieWurz
      @ReggieWurz 5 років тому +1

      @@billbolor9142 it's called saturation and it's a good filter

  • @slavnugget2744
    @slavnugget2744 3 роки тому +1

    7:50 kind karl mark is now a ceo
    I fucking died

  • @Authorized.
    @Authorized. 5 років тому +5

    “Oppressor Mk2 Griefer comes in, and destroys him”
    “I am Agent Mk2”

  • @sneaksteakz0559
    @sneaksteakz0559 3 роки тому

    “This has to be one of the worst anime betrayals ever” I couldn’t hold in my laughter 😂

  • @jeremiahgoff5790
    @jeremiahgoff5790 5 років тому +10

    Love the streams man, keep up the good work.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +5

      ty man! appreciate you sticking it out through the beta Twitch stage but soon I should be up and running properly :)

    • @tylorsheets4559
      @tylorsheets4559 Рік тому

      @@ModestPelican I love how you never got it up and running properly but it still worked out lol

  • @noahcriesondiscord7486
    @noahcriesondiscord7486 3 роки тому

    I’m currently in a mental hospital and your the one keeping me sane. Thank you.

  • @ervinpasetto5286
    @ervinpasetto5286 5 років тому +51

    Yeet
    I allready did it in chernobil
    the cloud said sub to the pelican gamer in the future

    • @kristenvanhof1353
      @kristenvanhof1353 5 років тому +2

      Sszuper Szenator You spelled it wrong, it’s Chernobyl.

    • @sheikranl3949
      @sheikranl3949 5 років тому +2

      @@kristenvanhof1353 no, the media spelled it wrong

    • @zoyamylovanova7808
      @zoyamylovanova7808 5 років тому +1

      Sszuper Szenator you thats offensive to me i live in украйіна

    • @baguette5113
      @baguette5113 5 років тому +1

      @@zoyamylovanova7808 no one gives a fuck its 2019

  • @smajin28
    @smajin28 5 років тому

    This channels community is the greatest.

  • @advancedgp530
    @advancedgp530 5 років тому +24

    brah why is there 80 comments already at less then 1 minute of release

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +16

      because you legends are hydrated and can therefore type quickly

    • @greeneyeballs
      @greeneyeballs 5 років тому +2

      Modest Pelican Gaming thank you captain

  • @Susman-mb6hq
    @Susman-mb6hq 5 років тому

    Love that PapaPeli has started posting this often. Litterallt6a dream come true!

  • @basicbitchcontentbutonhisp6439
    @basicbitchcontentbutonhisp6439 5 років тому +4

    MPG's signature line: then THIS HAPPENED

  • @ABLYamimash3
    @ABLYamimash3 2 роки тому +1

    10:03 that's actually fucking hilarious

  • @maxcoker9388
    @maxcoker9388 5 років тому +3

    You helped me get through a rough time and I love your videos with the monotone voice over of your shenanigans with Crosby and Marto, keep up the good work

  • @compressedcanofbeans3777
    @compressedcanofbeans3777 5 років тому

    I have to say, I love the gameplay and I would love a lot more of GTA v even though it's old. That modest pelican gaming I believe is one of the best I can watch in GTA v.

  • @bogger5
    @bogger5 5 років тому +12

    Yet another amazing video by Papa Pelican, keep doing what your doing.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +6

      thank you mate! Have yourself a great day

  • @bogdanbiris2243
    @bogdanbiris2243 5 років тому +1

    Hell yeah best series on yt

  • @claykoch3
    @claykoch3 5 років тому +3

    The people that dislike this vid obviously have a lack of hydration

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +1

      they need some water ASAP mate

    • @claykoch3
      @claykoch3 5 років тому

      @@ModestPelican ASAP

  • @zachr4014
    @zachr4014 5 років тому +2

    I love GTA vids keep up the good work pelicans

  • @aguy5274
    @aguy5274 5 років тому +4

    This is my favorite series! Love your vids

  • @srubbercleanz
    @srubbercleanz 2 роки тому

    I was crying at "just yeet the skeet you moist bandito"

  • @daannl-1233
    @daannl-1233 5 років тому +3

    Nice THICC thumbnail😎

  • @jacksonbarinowski3966
    @jacksonbarinowski3966 5 років тому +1

    Marto's drunken stumbling made me laugh out loud

  • @clid2182
    @clid2182 5 років тому +3

    He's bald head makes me pour water from my kettle on myself to make me hydrated

  • @jadenharrod6718
    @jadenharrod6718 5 років тому +1

    I went around the country freeing all of the pelicans from all of the zoos to spread the good word of your channel.

  • @nathanshields5601
    @nathanshields5601 5 років тому +3

    Your actually the best UA-camr ever man keep making vids and upload more often plz🔥🔥🔥

  • @brokenshadows9357
    @brokenshadows9357 3 роки тому +1

    "Despite the plane's propellers being made in Thailand, they proceeded to give me a less than happy ending" LOL

  • @darthnair0234
    @darthnair0234 5 років тому +4

    First
    Love the content killed my friend then said it was a pelican to spread the good word of the channel

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +2

      thanks bro & for spreading the good word that helps me out a lot

  • @theorangemaster6807
    @theorangemaster6807 4 роки тому

    This is what I like to watch on UA-cam. Just a bunch of people commentating random crap without any regret on on what they say, over top a video game wothout a care in the world.

  • @kyisrocker6435
    @kyisrocker6435 5 років тому +4

    I saw a Pelican in RUSSIA AnD ThEn ThIs HaPpEnEd

  • @crispcheck
    @crispcheck 5 років тому

    Modest pelican the only source of original content

  • @StitchiiMinis
    @StitchiiMinis 5 років тому +8

    I shot my friends tires an now he's laughing so much he's screaming and crying upside down of a cliff

  • @madshelbergjensen
    @madshelbergjensen 5 років тому

    Imma stay hydrated always when i watch pelican

  • @hillshoward3607
    @hillshoward3607 5 років тому +4

    39 views, 125 likes, 84 comments. Yup. UA-cam is drunk again.

  • @jayden387
    @jayden387 4 роки тому

    Mato gets a dance
    Modest pelican: all girls are the same

  • @applecake6373
    @applecake6373 5 років тому +9

    Please dont change your intro when you get popular ;^(

    • @Torsk1007
      @Torsk1007 4 роки тому +1

      팬케이크 Changed it and when was he not popular???

  • @VRCommy
    @VRCommy 2 роки тому

    “Extract my revenge” 😆
    *exact
    Unless you’ll be physically removing something out of his body as revenge, which I suppose is quite probable 👌🏼

  • @flxy_midnight2689
    @flxy_midnight2689 5 років тому +3

    I’m on it I’m building a town now n just purchased a nuke just tell me when to drop it😂

    • @347warrior
      @347warrior 5 років тому

      Flxy_MidNight drop it

  • @idigzelda7385
    @idigzelda7385 5 років тому

    Watching these videos give me life
    Ty

  • @artillerycannon645
    @artillerycannon645 5 років тому +3

    1 comment 42 likes no views
    Seems legit

    • @TheFavored
      @TheFavored 5 років тому

      UA-cam didn't refresh properly

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +1

      haters will call it hacks

  • @DDIAZ-we4dz
    @DDIAZ-we4dz 5 років тому

    I'm actually really enjoying this gta series. Keep it up bro!

  • @kermy9655
    @kermy9655 4 роки тому

    I saw like, 5 pelicans in a migratory formation couldn’t stop thinking about your channel papa pelican.

  • @jenner1000
    @jenner1000 5 років тому

    This is my new favourite channel!! Marto is an absolute loaded unit!!

  • @Brand-bz2rx
    @Brand-bz2rx 5 років тому +2

    Imma become an astronaut and carve out the words “Modest Pelican” on the moon even if it takes me years

  • @mynamejeff3799
    @mynamejeff3799 5 років тому

    Best gta video ever 😂 love this channel ❤️ *pelican emoji*

  • @harryk8434
    @harryk8434 5 років тому +3

    “Just get gud XD” orbital cannon shooter

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 5 років тому

    Lol I love how he has a 2-seater car and the only one of them who didn't down over a dozen beers doesn't get in the car.

  • @guillermor9207
    @guillermor9207 5 років тому

    THIS has got to be one of the funniest videos Modest Pelican has ever uploaded 😂 great content you bloody legend, stay hydrated

  • @jinsakii
    @jinsakii 5 років тому

    this is easily the best episode of thicc man u have uploaded.

  • @trevboski1
    @trevboski1 5 років тому

    8:50 hot chocolate in summer 😆😆😆

  • @iamtrying2690
    @iamtrying2690 5 років тому

    Betrayal of friends. That's got to be the next episode's title.

  • @angushasmail
    @angushasmail 4 роки тому

    Just wanted to say I’ve been binging your vids over the last week and you’re genuinely one of the funniest dudes, ever. I will spread the word of your channel & stay hydrated.

  • @russellshouse8998
    @russellshouse8998 5 років тому

    I need three or more videos a week man. You’re hilarious!

  • @Big_PJ
    @Big_PJ 5 років тому

    Aye Daddy Peilcan heres a tip for heists. Go to The clothing shop (any) go to outfits and then go to super heavy amuour(any). It doubles your health only in heists and gives you max amour. Its really cheap and really helps out for not dying

  • @ow7791
    @ow7791 5 років тому

    Everyone that lives in modest pelicanville speaks a different language here is a few of there favorite words
    1.thiccman
    2.sons of virgins
    3.mate
    4.stealthy tomatoe
    Also here is a interesting fact about the people of modest pelicanville there lord is the one and only modest pelican