Evolution Movie Review

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @jgfoxplays5035
    @jgfoxplays5035 5 років тому +241

    "There's always time for lubricant!" My new catchphrase.

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 5 років тому +2

      😂🤣😂

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 5 років тому +2

      J G it’s true man

    • @moodee6734
      @moodee6734 4 роки тому +2

      When I met Orlando Jones I got that signed on my pic with him #conventionlife

    • @jacobkemezys3453
      @jacobkemezys3453 3 роки тому +2

      It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 років тому +173

    I love the description. “I review evolution. The movie, not the concept”

    • @glittensx2343
      @glittensx2343 4 роки тому +1

      Call a sucide hotbling pls also I love your profile pic

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 3 роки тому

      @@glittensx2343 this comment confuses me I’m guessing there was a name change from op, or a deleted comment possibly. It’s been about a year. So I don’t expect you to remember. The world may never know this mystery now.

  • @kenhoward7905
    @kenhoward7905 5 років тому +187

    Im sad that you didn't mention the fact that the movie is just the build-up to a head and shoulders add

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 років тому +20

      I had a whole head and shoulders bit but i had to cut it

    • @kenhoward7905
      @kenhoward7905 5 років тому +2

      @@theNewBee why did you have to cut it

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 років тому +12

      Equipment failure. My mic sucks

    • @kenhoward7905
      @kenhoward7905 5 років тому +14

      @@theNewBee reality is often disappointing I was thinking more copyright threats from head and shoulders but equipment failures makes sense

    • @zanzibar6508
      @zanzibar6508 5 років тому +2

      Holy shit youre right

  • @laurenarnett8578
    @laurenarnett8578 5 років тому +91

    “I wanted one more lubricant joke so I slipped one in.” I almost missed that, and I’m glad I didn’t.

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 5 років тому +1

      Lauren Arnett "That's what she said."

  • @remington14
    @remington14 5 років тому +78

    For that "Chemistry expert question," no, it makes no sense what so ever. Like at all. Selenium in itself is acutely toxic, but it is also an essential nutrient. So, considering that, the logic the people used within the movie make no sense scientifically. Like... Yeah, it can be toxic if you bombard people with it, but, so can a majority of elements.

    • @CttrPrfl
      @CttrPrfl 5 років тому +8

      You mean bombard nitrogen based lifeforms with it right? What does selenium do to a nitrogen based lifeform that metabolizes sulfur?

    • @gregcox5577
      @gregcox5577 5 років тому +2

      So i cant survive a selenium enema?

    • @CttrPrfl
      @CttrPrfl 5 років тому +2

      Not sure but I will forever associate selenium to smelling good along with the enema

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 5 років тому +3

      @@CttrPrfl Gods, I do so love a person that knows their science....hats off Sir or Madame, whichever you might 'bee'.....

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 4 роки тому +1

      come to order! C.G.:the Cartoon Judge! Wait... there’s a spin-off???

  • @bigfootfighter4132
    @bigfootfighter4132 5 років тому +21

    When I first saw this movie on vhs as a small child I was so immediately terrified I destroyed the tape and never told my parents. Years later I would watch it on it’s dvd release and became immediately obsessed with the awesome creatures, fantastic score, and quotable comedy. This video brings back so many good nostalgic memories watching this with my dad. The scene where Wayne does his bird call got us every single time!

    •  4 роки тому +2

      There's a cartoon about it! And I seen the cartoon before the movie.

  • @SCREENSTARS43
    @SCREENSTARS43 6 років тому +89

    Went to the cinema to see this, thought it was ok, but it's basically it's Ghostbusters with Aliens.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  6 років тому +3

      +SCREEN STARS the formula is definitely there.

    • @biglarry4965
      @biglarry4965 5 років тому +1

      So diet mib

    • @thefbi9581
      @thefbi9581 5 років тому +3

      Who ya gonna call

    • @Mord12gp
      @Mord12gp 5 років тому +3

      Did you ever see the cartoon? Yes, there was a cartoon

  • @timhutchinson3264
    @timhutchinson3264 5 років тому +33

    I just found this channel and immediately subscribed. Very funny! But has anyone ever mentioned you sorta resemble a younger Roger Ebert?
    Wait a minute...and you, also, review movies. Hmmm...

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 років тому +5

      I have gotten that a few times.

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +24

    "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same old, boring magazine everyday. The end."
    Sponsored by the selenium lobby.

  • @Hjaulmandra_Kanathara
    @Hjaulmandra_Kanathara 5 років тому +14

    Also a creature the size of the mega organism would have die in literally an hour. As it’s own bulk would crush its organs, and if not that, the level of calories needed to run a creature with that level of bulk and biomass would require it to constantly feed.
    Like whales the food source would have to be massive and or the animal would need a metabolism able to self regulate, like most mammals.
    So just keep the mega creature away from a food source for an hour or two and it will starve. This is why the super organisms and mega-mammals of the Permian era died off. Lack of available nutrients to support their size

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +5

    I saw this movie in theaters with my mom as a kid! I thought everyone had forgotten about it! Thanks for this review. My biggest memory of this film is my mom laughing at the Head and Shoulders bit. She passed away from cancer in 2015, but she loved the humor in this.

  • @phantombread3170
    @phantombread3170 5 років тому +50

    Scp containment time!

    • @marygaylord2407
      @marygaylord2407 3 роки тому

      Lol 😆 nailed it!!

    • @phantombread3170
      @phantombread3170 3 роки тому

      @@marygaylord2407 damn this is old

    • @marygaylord2407
      @marygaylord2407 3 роки тому

      @@phantombread3170 Ive started binge watching this channel! It's hysterical 🤣😂

    • @phantombread3170
      @phantombread3170 3 роки тому +1

      @@marygaylord2407 yeah I did that when I came across this guys channel two years ago

  • @klcpesan
    @klcpesan 5 років тому +11

    One of my favourite movies to watch! I quote it so often 😂 and I'm a geologist so nice to see Harry Block being so funny rather than a bore.

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 5 років тому +27

    I absolutely love those two little aliens.

  • @TheDiamondInvader
    @TheDiamondInvader 5 років тому +7

    This movie was awesome! The ending made me think what if the asteroid, they came in was actually a planet with life like on Earth. However they were smaller. They used fire to "destroy" them, then they got destroyed. Since the giant creatures look exactly like the microscopic ones.

  • @XxsuperstudlyxX
    @XxsuperstudlyxX 5 років тому +6

    I rewatched it yesterday and its still one of my favorite movies after all these years.

  • @meganconway6178
    @meganconway6178 3 роки тому +4

    Weirdly, this is still one of my favourite films. It's just so innocent and harmless, and the slightly over the top humour is just such easy watching. "Mazel tov, it's a boy", "great googamooga" and "Wayne, I think we've established that kakar kakar and tookie tookie don't work" all still regularly get quoted by my sister and I. What a classic silly film.

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 3 роки тому +2

    Evolution turns 20 today !
    Missed it in theaters but I remember renting the vhs
    I actually saw parts of it in middle school
    Ivan Reitman combines sci-fi and laughs
    Love David Ducovnhy, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, and Sean-William Scott
    there are actually a decent amount of laughs given how nicely-timed the jokes are written
    it aint a masterpiece like Reitman's most well-known outing but it has a delectable charm and some realistic science-fiction to go with it
    Love the two big cameos here too!

  • @Hjaulmandra_Kanathara
    @Hjaulmandra_Kanathara 5 років тому +3

    So I am not a chemist, but I do deal in biology of invertebrates.
    Assuming the creature are able to become tolerant of an oxygen atmosphere within a month of exposure.
    Then they wouldn’t be found of fire. As fire burns, or more accurately consumes oxygen. Meaning the same rules of fire apply to humans as well as the creatures.
    So if the breed quickly in fire, that means they use the heat to accelerate their metabolism, like reptiles. It also means they have cellular regeneration at a point they can make up what the fire destroys.
    This would entail fire to still work as you basically force their body’s metabolism into overdrive and the run out of calories and die.

  • @thefbi9581
    @thefbi9581 5 років тому +29

    Who let Charles Darwin into the steroid storage again

  • @Malaika924
    @Malaika924 5 років тому +8

    I love this movie. I will always love this movie.
    By the way, they *tried* to turn this into a franchise. There was a very short-lived animated series.

    • @zom8979
      @zom8979 5 років тому

      I loved that show

    • @zom8979
      @zom8979 5 років тому

      @Raymond Morales you can find random episodes on YT, its called Alienators: the evolution continues

    • @zom8979
      @zom8979 5 років тому

      @Raymond Morales ua-cam.com/video/HG_12dDmVok/v-deo.html

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 5 років тому +18

    Wait i remember this movie now, it is so cheesy but it was funny at some points

  • @RykerJones28
    @RykerJones28 5 років тому +10

    I love this movie. I still revisit it occasionally and I still lose it at some parts.

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 3 роки тому +3

    I remember having a weird conflict with this film. First it scared me, then I'd come back with interest, get scared away then come right back.
    It was equivalent to a cat checking out a beetle scuttling on the carpet.

  • @ballofmankind2872
    @ballofmankind2872 5 років тому +4

    "Who wants to take over your broke ass planet?!" has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day

  • @paulinedroste6416
    @paulinedroste6416 3 роки тому +2

    I remember watching the movie when I was younger and totally freaking out over the "creature inside of human body" situation. Traumatized me for years, even though it's a comedy😂

  • @kathleentatman330
    @kathleentatman330 5 років тому +5

    This is the second weirdest commercial for dandruff shampoo I've seen.

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 4 роки тому +1

    I had vague memories of this movie from when I was a kid. All I remembered was the scene where the alien dragon became oxygen tolerant and the clip of the space bug creeping under the dude's skin which gives me the heebie jeevies

  • @whiwhimee
    @whiwhimee 5 років тому +10

    I avoided it when it first came out because I learned about the shameless product place of that dandruff shampoo.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 років тому +4

      And they didn't even get paid for that placement!

    • @wynngwynn
      @wynngwynn 5 років тому

      Leaves our hair shiny and flake free.

  • @angelazaplotinsky1791
    @angelazaplotinsky1791 6 років тому +20

    thenewbee there is a sequel of evolution called alienators evolution continues made by dreamworks and was on fox kids it ran for 1 season with a total of 26 episodes maybe you can review the tv show?

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  6 років тому +4

      I stand corrected. But it does seem more of a retooling/ reboot geared more for kids using only the general premise. Is there a toy line?

    • @angelazaplotinsky1791
      @angelazaplotinsky1791 6 років тому +1

      yes there is but there a catch there 100 dollars on amazon for the whole set i am still trying to find the tv show on dvd give my a lead dude something anything

    • @wakeupatnightable
      @wakeupatnightable 5 років тому

      I was going to comment this lmao.
      I still have my GBA game from that show.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 роки тому

      What!

  • @DefensorsPacis
    @DefensorsPacis 4 роки тому

    I didn't properly realize that your intro was Flight of the Bumblebee until a few videos in, and I just wanted to say that I do love that little tongue-in-cheek reference.

  • @rahulsuresh8766
    @rahulsuresh8766 4 роки тому +1

    "Play that funky music white boy ...."
    That track stuck me after watching this movie 😌😝😝😝

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 5 років тому +1

    "Meanwhile, Wayne's boss gets eaten....there's a new opening at the caddy shack" i cannot get over how you delivered that line

  • @simonebennardo4914
    @simonebennardo4914 5 років тому +2

    THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE WHEN I WAS A KID

  • @Toumoriryuu
    @Toumoriryuu 4 роки тому +2

    Chemist here, and that section definitely makes zero sense whatsoever. You actually CAN make some guesses about certain properties just from position on the periodic table, but not by ... using a slope function or whatever the fuck he did there.

  • @4Corry
    @4Corry 2 роки тому +1

    4:34 advertiser friendly? Just showing this many copyrighted clips alone is gonna make this video not advertiser friendly. So why should that matter anymore?

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal 5 років тому +2

    Orlando Jones....just saw him in a clip of House MD...but I can never remember his name, I always think of him as "The 7-Up guy."

    • @TimmyDLC
      @TimmyDLC 5 років тому +1

      Make 7 up urs

    • @wynngwynn
      @wynngwynn 5 років тому

      lol that was a great campaign

  • @randallnewell5741
    @randallnewell5741 5 років тому +3

    When he said guys you there j swear I was looking at TV

  • @LucianCorrvinus
    @LucianCorrvinus 5 років тому +1

    (Monster voice) Overlord are there times, when invading a planet, you don't feel.....fresh?

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration 5 років тому +2

    That KY clip was OUTSTANDING

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 років тому +1

    I love the description. “I review evolution. The movie, not the concept

  • @Graciedoesthethings
    @Graciedoesthethings 5 років тому

    Love your Channel! I hope it blows up 👌(your actually funny and pick actually interesting movies)

  • @justingallo7242
    @justingallo7242 2 роки тому +2

    I love this movie, also there was a tv show and it was not good

  • @fredseekingbibleturth
    @fredseekingbibleturth 5 років тому +13

    I know this is an old video of yours but I only recently came across your channel. I have seen this movie as well as the animated version of it. Have you seen the animated version of it? Also, I do not personally believe in evolution. :)

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 роки тому +1

      You know evolution is the change of organisms over time so are you denying but that happens?
      Are you just taking a moral stand against people who don't Pander to religion?
      This movie is a complete bastardization of any kind of science.
      I mean did you see the "chemistry" part?

  • @zettas1157
    @zettas1157 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite movie of all time. A forgotten gem in my eyes

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 5 років тому +1

    Certain scenes and the alien gorillas make me think the film was originally going to be a sci fi thriller.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 років тому +2

      I think it was originally going to be serious then turned into a comedy.

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 5 років тому +1

      @@theNewBee makes sense as the serious scenes kept don't feature the main cast. I do wonder if it would have been a better film if stayed serious or if the comedy rescues it from lacklustre less than b movie status.

  • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
    @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 років тому

    Holy shit that’s David Duchovny. Fucking love him

  • @apolloandwarrior_3229
    @apolloandwarrior_3229 2 роки тому +1

    Watched it with my dad, definitely a unique movie

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 5 років тому +1

    Oh wow! I forgot about this movie! Fox Mulder wins again. Funny as hell review 😂 If you want more ideas for alien movies to review could you do Paul, Super 8 or At Worlds End? 👽👽

  • @greenman5255
    @greenman5255 4 роки тому

    This movie was actually written as a Ghostbusters sequel, but fell apart, so it was made into this. Did anyone ever wonder why all the creatures that were "evolving" suddenly de-evolved into a single cell organism, at the end? Eh...

  • @Swarnted158
    @Swarnted158 4 роки тому

    There's an after credits scene, but it works out more as an after credits H&S commercial.

  • @thegoodstuff6130
    @thegoodstuff6130 4 роки тому +1

    As soon as you said “Weird going’s on” in the video a TikTok ad popped up 😂😂😂 did your alien friends give you psychic powers?

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 4 роки тому

    But it’s pretty damn funny that it did well enough to garner an animated series! It’s called Alienators: Evolution Continues.

  • @dalton6173
    @dalton6173 2 роки тому

    Basically Head and shoulders contacted the guy behind Ghostbusters and was like hey can you make a movie that's a commercial for Head and shoulders that also puts head shoulders at a position to save the planet and then this movie happened

  • @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993
    @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993 5 років тому +1

    Well Selenium Sulfide is used to treat Malassezia furfur, a type of fungus.

  • @candacethompson5042
    @candacethompson5042 4 роки тому

    I heard this actually started as a Ghostbusters 3 concept that was later changed in to its own thing. Not sure how true it is but I definitely read that somewhere along time ago, before the internet. The dark times.

  • @florencepierce1864
    @florencepierce1864 2 роки тому

    Alien Twins (NOT “Bweryang and Bob”): And the Aliens are the Good Guys!
    The Newbee: I Never Said That! I said: You can See their “point of view”.
    Alien Twins: Whatever, Scooby Doo!
    Me: Yes! I Love to see The Aliens getting more screen time.
    Aliens Twins 1: Yeah! We can say more than “After these messages … Uh, we’ll be right back”.
    Alien Twin 2: That’s right - No more Alien oppression!
    The Newbee: Whatever, Losers!

  • @bryanpatenge3347
    @bryanpatenge3347 4 роки тому

    I think we established ka la don't work! I love your channel!

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 4 роки тому

    8:57 "I'll do what I want but irresponsibly."

  • @yab_boy
    @yab_boy 5 років тому +1

    The most funny thing is David Duchovny playing in a comedy movie itself

  • @DopedFiend
    @DopedFiend 5 років тому +1

    0:43 I was on my phone and this caught me off guard.

  • @ejedwards988
    @ejedwards988 5 років тому

    I remember this movie from when I was a kid. I never knew what it was called but this was awesome.

  • @beccabarnes5389
    @beccabarnes5389 3 роки тому

    I love everything about this movie. I am so glad you reviewed so I can get the hubs to watch it again.

  • @wynngwynn
    @wynngwynn 5 років тому +1

    This was one of the few movies I bought on DVD way back lol.

  • @Thomas-ll6hm
    @Thomas-ll6hm 5 років тому +2

    I love evolution! It's flawed yes but fun to watch

  • @johnnys8691
    @johnnys8691 4 роки тому +1

    His camera and animation look like they are from 2005

  • @dalton6173
    @dalton6173 2 роки тому

    I have seen this movie a lot and just realized the fire at the beginning would have speed up the evolution at least some considering it is latter mentioned fire speeds up it's evolution/growth.

  • @galerios1
    @galerios1 Рік тому

    "Ice cream... I'd like some ice cream please..." "Ice cream? Ok what flavor?" "It doesn't matter, it's for my ass" I will never not laugh at that.

  • @brianbrenner4245
    @brianbrenner4245 3 роки тому

    I see a brown coat fan, Jane cobbs hat a gift from him mom.

  • @DaveMiller6042
    @DaveMiller6042 11 місяців тому

    I know that you're probably never going to see this, but I have to say.
    I have no idea how a sequel to this movie would work at all. There's only 2 ideas I can see.
    1. Another meteor comes and hits Earth, but at that point it's just how long before the humans smother the aliens they know how to defeat with shampoo.
    2. A different alien species, but it would be the same movie, just with a different species. We just would wait until our main characters find their weakness.
    Neither sounds appealing.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  11 місяців тому

      I think it's one of those movies that don't need a sequel. Maybe a spinoff where some aliens survived and live on earth now, but it would still ultimately be a re-tread.

    • @briantran647
      @briantran647 8 місяців тому

      Yes, there was a sequel and it was a loose cartoon adaptation called ‘Alienators: Evolution Continues’ produced by DIC Entertainment in September of the same year. Nearly exact same scenario like @theNewBee said; it had the aliens survive on Earth. It was very much a Ghostbusters clone.

  • @xineraliouse9848
    @xineraliouse9848 5 років тому

    A movie about a
    ''Super Alien killing Shampoo''
    ''Poor Cop at last found the proof of Aliens to show people,after changing his job''.

  • @GastArts
    @GastArts 5 років тому +1

    Wait, they just created dragons at one point XD

  • @klientproby
    @klientproby 4 роки тому

    Wow! Completely forgot about this film! Did see it years ago.

  • @CharizardMaster69
    @CharizardMaster69 5 років тому

    EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES!

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe 5 років тому

    Evolution had no merchandising? I'm not certain about that.

  • @ziem.8019
    @ziem.8019 3 роки тому

    When I was younger this movie was the coolest shit because kid me watched a big kid movie hehe

  • @shelby8101
    @shelby8101 3 роки тому

    I remember when I first watched this movie as a kid, those flatworms made me so grossed out that I couldn’t eat hamburger helper for like a month

  • @probablynotmyname8521
    @probablynotmyname8521 4 роки тому

    Duchovny was horribly miscast in this. He just doesnt have the energy or comic timing to carry it off. The film wound up feeling like an xfiles episode trying to be the twilight zone.

  • @zanzibar6508
    @zanzibar6508 5 років тому

    Holy shit i thought this movie was completely forgotten

  • @dannymiller7187
    @dannymiller7187 3 роки тому

    This movie was funny af. I only seen it once when it first came out and I was only like 10 so it’s time for a rewatch.

  • @desertblade1874
    @desertblade1874 5 років тому

    Your aliens have more background story than Evolution 😂

  • @queenfry7634
    @queenfry7634 2 роки тому

    "That's not where it is!"

  • @lilyzoe3995
    @lilyzoe3995 4 роки тому

    Omg I forgot ALL about this movie. YES, thank you

  • @yamamotohiromori419
    @yamamotohiromori419 3 роки тому

    This movie is kinda like 'dirty pleasure' to me, its not good and not bad but i enjoy it, so much so that i will tell my friend to watch it

  • @shizuwolf
    @shizuwolf 5 років тому

    What about the animated series?

  • @DJCrisisUK
    @DJCrisisUK 5 років тому +1

    The foot joke 🤣🤣

  • @shh5738
    @shh5738 5 років тому

    theNewBee Review what is the song in your intro named?

  • @QueenAusetHeru
    @QueenAusetHeru 3 роки тому

    There's always time for lubricant 😂🤣😅

  • @ElfHostage
    @ElfHostage 3 роки тому

    “The tree ate it.”

  • @ElfHostage
    @ElfHostage 3 роки тому

    This movie probably would have reran on sy-fy channel if it weren’t for the copyrighted product placement.

  • @ElfHostage
    @ElfHostage 3 роки тому

    This movie is on Paramount+

  • @SilentHillOwn
    @SilentHillOwn 5 років тому

    I remember this movie and the cartoon on Fox Kids

  • @J.W.Brogan
    @J.W.Brogan 5 років тому +1

    That's a very cunning hat, sir.

  • @williammichaelchicogonzale3824
    @williammichaelchicogonzale3824 4 роки тому

    I love Evolution. Along with Ghostbusters.

  • @francescagonzalezramos9442
    @francescagonzalezramos9442 5 років тому +1

    Evolution is a very good movie.

  • @snapdevastator3486
    @snapdevastator3486 5 років тому

    Just a little stock music real quiet and it would be perfect

  • @TheLegend-oy2sg
    @TheLegend-oy2sg 5 років тому

    Awww they killed the cute dragon

  • @StrifeXCosplay
    @StrifeXCosplay 4 роки тому

    Oh I'm gonna say it I love those green aliens freaking awesome. Evolution was meh xD but enjoyable

  • @hollyjewels787
    @hollyjewels787 5 років тому

    *Who wants to take over our broke ass planet*
    **FEELS ATTACKED** BOY!

  • @AzraelThanatos
    @AzraelThanatos 5 років тому

    It did have an animated series...