The Fake SSA Fake Calls the Fake Police
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- So much fakeness in this video! Social Security Administration scammers called me in the morning, told me to press 1 to hear the allegations against me, I fake cried, and then when they asked for my local police department's phone number, they fake called them and then the fake police called me! Officer Hamas Marshall, which is a name they use frequently as I discovered. I had them on for almost an hour!
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If you're here for the fake crying, it starts at @23:15.
Good Job, Very con--vincing...
.y cat heard you crying and came running to me....I love my cat....and I am thankful for everything.....GOD'S JOY....
@@thinkingofothers353 Awww! Poor kitty!
🤣🤣🤣 the cry with the music is amazing
Very good job of playing the "gullible, simple minded American woman who is prepared for anything that the future may hold up to and including "man problems."
I used to not be able to keep a straight face dealing with these guys until I was threatened with jail after my arrest that would arrive in 45 minutes or less, to my residence because of "money laundering." The fake representative went so far as to imply I was laundering money for a russian dignitary. The anger made it possible to not laugh and ask specific questions to how our justice department works. Two "reps" hadn't done their homework on the script plus, the deviation from the scrip with the "money laundering" was add libbed and the other 2 men went hip to this deviation nor hip to our justice systems procedure when arrested. I had them going for over 2 hours and my entire floor at work was literally in a big circle of chairs around my desk while this was going on. I'm still waiting on another call or message so I can break them down again for like them and their "scrip" I've got one that if they bite, I'll have them beating each other up before it's done. I'm going to record it as well if it works as it should... Keep it up your amazing!
I'm watching this with my friend. We love you. You are hilarious! Nice crying job.
I love you too!
I always give my new address as 1313 pistachio way and ask them to read it back... #STRUGGLE tongue twister
"I have an accused person on the line with me today." What American talks like that?! Lol. Poor Jessica needs to go back to "American school" to learn proper English! 🤣 Oh Sylvia, you really are a little devil aren't you? 😄😈
These scammers have a lot of nerve. The poor elderly who actually fall for their scams is so sad. Thanks for doing all you can do to waste their time and give them hell in the meantime! Ha ha ha! Great work. 👍🏼
If elderly and yes, even younger people fall for this, then somebody is not educating them about the real world. Rule #1. Don't believe some voice coming over the air ways. You don't know who is on the other side.
I saw an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. There was this plastics factory owner. His son was kidnapped and they wanted 200,000$ I think. The guy asked to speak to his son. They put the son on the phone and the son just said ”Dad, these guys are not fooling around. Do what they say.” The dad wanted to speak to his son and they said no, that was all and to get the money. Basically, in the end, he contacted the police and they trapped them. The kidnappers were 3 or 4 employees. CSI showed that his son was dead at the time when the dad spoke to his son. The dad was most likely listening to a recording and the criminals did not want the dad to have an actual conversation with his son.
"American school to learn proper English"... that's an oxymoron of I've ever heard one! 😂
@@BobbyMulqueen You’re right of course. I should have left out the “proper” altogether. 😏
@@BobbyMulqueen
American English is proper. In America.
@@BobbyMulqueen True, that is an oxymoron! But some scammers do go to classes to (allegedly) learn to sound American. But then they say these weird things no one says in America, like "we need to find the real culprit" or "suspend your social number at this very right moment".
I think that one was supposed to be "right at this very moment", lol.
I once kept an Indian scammer on the phone while I pretended someone was breaking in my house. I begged him not to hang up while "we" hid in the closet.
That's hilarious! I would love to witness that!
Cool story but never happened
@@RIPSIRJIMMYSAVILLE what never happened?
That's so funny...wait while we hide in the closet😂😂😂💯
Omg I wish I could hear that call! Bet that was funny. Lol
Thèse scammers should invest in some English lessons. One called me last week and spoke for five minutes without stopping. I did not understand one single word she said the entire time. When she stopped talking, and asked me a question, I asked her to repeat what she had said. She repeated it and I again asked her to repeat. She was pissed, but repeated it again. I laughed and told her she needed to take some English lessons. She hung up.
Hahaha!!!!! Serves them right!
I had a similar scammer (calling from Amazon to verify my video libraries) & had to repeatedly tell her "I don't understand what you're saying. What? What are you saying?" After several moments, she finally hung up.
When they. All me I say ok thanks I’ll call the real Soc sec and ask them to tell me.
That, and a civics class. I love when they threaten to basically shut down our SS #. That’s not how it works...this isn’t how any of this works.
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You are so good at this, I am so impressed. You deserve twice as many subscribers and an Emmy to go with it! 🏆
Yup!
Thank you so much!
Watching your last video with the little old lady, and this one, if some talent scout doesn’t hire you, it’s their loss!!!! You are a gem and have given me some ideas on how to deal with this.
I love the *cough* in the fake cry. Epic. "Officer Anus, are you there" was the best part. Good job 🤣
The accent is a give-away from the start!! You're good. I would have told her to send me a letter. Social Security ALWAYS notifies you of ANY Action by mail.
I usually just ignore strange numbers calls, but this really tempts me to take a call and play with them.....You have given me lots of fun idea's..........
If you have the time, please do!
I always do! I usually use an Indian accent because it makes them really disturbed but they never last as long when I do that.
These people are something else, I love the Dept. Of Treasury Justice and your local federal police and the names they use an agent from the Social Security too funny and you are good!!
My husband just burst into the room thinking I was the one crying. LOL
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These people make me sick. I would have cussed her out. To bad they can't be put in jail. I can't believe how stupid they are You are a good actress.
Thank you, Barbara! 💜
Isn't scamming against the law? Why can't they be charged just like anyone else committing a crime?
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I feel the same ..wasting their time is awesome..i couldn't contain myself ..ive tried before..just acting..but I got bored. These people have a special place in hell..its awful
@@theresaohman7187 because most of them are calling from Other countries where our law enforcement has no authority.
Why do I never receive these calls? I’d have so much fun!!! So glad you got to do so for the rest of us!! You are appreciated!!! Lmao
It is interesting who gets the calls and who doesn't. In general, phone numbers that are listed and/or are current or former land lines get the most calls. A cell phone that has never been a listed number is the least likely to get calls. My land line number gets scammer calls all the time while my (former land line number) cell phone gets maybe half as many. I know people with land lines that get more calls than I do. On the other hand, my niece who has had a cell phone for 3 years that has never been a listed number gets maybe 1 or 2 scam calls per year (her phone is set up so that only friends and family numbers ring).
I was thinking the same thing lmao! It was after I found out about the scam baiting thing from UA-cam (Kitboga), that I haven’t seemed to get any scam calls like this. I check my phone every time it rings for “Scam Likely” numbers. I want a turn!!
I get them all the time. I get the social security and the IRS one.
@@stephaniecornelius5918 I started getting them but I keep missing the call! It's a bummer. Lol
I used to get around 30 calls a day. Now I troll them and ask questions. That turns them off. Now I get around 5 a day. They call in spite that I put it on the no call list.
*They just hate it when you throw logic and facts at them! And we just love it!!!* 😁
I love your videos! My Grandmother was born in Humptulips.
That's awesome! 😁
New to your channel...Oh Honey, that was worthy of an Oscar! So sweet when you warned the little one you were gonna fake cry.
Thank you for doing your part to waste these scammers’ time, spread awareness, and provide some entertainment.
I'm addicted now.😅😅
@@TallBlondeSassy Me too!!
I think she’s reading a script-what do you think?🤔
I am guessing yes......lol. Another scam baiter got a scammer to text him pictures of a script.
Yeah, it's definitely a script.
Lol, I wish I would have found you at the beginning of the pandemic...I would have binge watched your videos. I sure could have used some good laughs right about that time. But...laughter is great at anytime. I'll be telling my friends to check you out. You're hilarious! 😂
I will tell my friends about you. It will make them all laugh!!!!!
Where do I begin?
1 Sipping NyQuil while you're being charged on a drug charge. Don't deny it😂
2 The best fake crying I've ever heard (Oscar worthy).
3 Being logical with a moron.
AND FINALLY
4 Not laughing out loud at that police officer and his deep, authoritative voice!!
You are a hoot!!!!🤪🥰
These people are disgusting! Thank you for wasting their time!! 😂😂
I wouldn’t have been able to not correct the way she butchered the word “thirteen”. I guess I’m just used to the way they butcher everything else 🤷🏾♀️😂
Methinks Offisher Hanus (Anus) Marshall couldn't handle the pressure.
"Do you want me to state facts over this phone line?!?"
I peed a little laughing so hard!!"
And then he was GONE 🤣😅
I always tell them *"I DIDN'T KNOW THE SSA WAS LOCATED IN INDIA"* When did it relocate to INDIA ?
They either HANG UP, or CUSS ME in Hindi, in which I cuss them back.
Hahaha👌😉😆😆😆
Awesome
Where do they get this batch number from 😂😂😂😂😂... seriously they expect people to believe this? 😂 the moment you said if you have to get a lawyer she said no... that a Red Flag....which law says that you can’t disclose the matter to your lawyer or your spouse??? 😂😂😂. These scammers think they are over-smart...
you deserve an oscar lol
I am so thankful for people like you getting even with these very bad people who hurt others., I know Karma is alive and well.
is the police station is in the 7-11?
The law is that everyone is entitled to legal representation. They sound stupid telling you that you can't contact your lawyer.
That's probably how it is in Turd World India
Whenever someone is accused of a crime, that person has the right to legal counseling from a licsenced certified lawyer.
Scammers know that, but they try so hard to take that right away from the accused.
The lady in this video who was being scammed did the right thing by wanting legal counseling from her lawyer.
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I HAVE 2 MILLION DOLLARS 😂😂😂I LOVED THAT PART
I was dying at this point! I wish I had the patience to screw with these "honorable" American patriots... 😋
Your fake crying. Was really well done. I was beginning to feel sad 😢 😞 for you even though I knew you were only pretending 😊
Oh, so now the police Hamus has the same accent. From Texas? Not even trying to give a Texan drawl.
Love how you are now trying to get Jessica in trouble??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are the best!
Officer Hamus (Anus 🤣) was supposed to be from northern Washington... The crimes were committed in Texas...lol
a guy who is supposed to be born and raised in Texas with an Indian accent !!!
Dead give away !!!
Good point !!!
😂🤣😂🤣 thank you for taking one for the team❣️
They called me too, interesting Texas is their choice of state in which the fraud takes place 🤔
Texas *is* America to many foreigners so perhaps that's why they chose it. They have Texas-themed restaurants in Japan where the waiters wear huge stetson hats and chaps so...if the roles were reversed, and Americans were scamming the Indians, the stolen tuktuk scooter would be found on the south border of New Delhi with a dead goat in it and 22 lbs. of curry in it.
Love yes I agree!!!!
They got that southern drawl down perfectly also, don't they??? Makes you almost believe that they are natural Texans!!!!
Highlite36 😂😂
@@higlite36 I wonder if they learned their Texas accent by watching Benny Hill.
It’s kind hilarious how all the accents are not American . Too funny.
And with names like "Jessica Allen"!!!! I am waiting to meet a John Smith!!!!
“Officer Anus”?
I've heard the dude "officer" in another scambaiter channel, that guy is hilarious with his fake authority voice 😅
@spjunkies But really, don't they all sound alike? 🤣
Smashed the like button when you started “crying”! It takes a special kind of evil rundi to hear someone in despair like that and try to calm them down ONLY so they can keep barreling through their scam. Despicable, horrid people.
I couldn't believe it when she said if I cried, it would go against me! Oh really? They'll decided I'm guilty because I cried? Yep. She's evil.
No kidding how about some sympathy?
Lol! You're crying was great!! 🤣 Funny how logic hinders them...
"It's easy to spend 10K at Costco" LOL Yes, it is!
"This line is being recorded by four Federal agencies." Sure it is, "Jessica."
Watching your last video and this one, if you don’t get hired by a talent scout, it’s their loss! You have incredible talent and have given me some ideas.
That "officer" is as HEINOUS as his name sounds!
Heinous? His name is Heinous ? Bwahahahaha. --- My cell phone is not charged. “No, no, no, we will not charge you ,,,,,, “.
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Officer Anus
She wants YOU to be honest?? LOL, that's hilarious coming from a scammer! It infuriates me that these low lives exist, some victims have even committed suicide over having their money taken. I applaud you for giving them a taste of their own medicine...some get so mad when their time is wasted.
That is awful that people have killed themselves cus of assholes do this shame on them seeing this makes me mad they need to track these scammers down put them in jail
Omg he was only speaking to the scammer 2 mins and he’d already received all the case file on this 😂😂😂😂
How do you manage to stay so calm! Me, I would have throttled Jessica through the phone!
Everyday we get scammers calling about extending our warranty on our car. I can pass the phone number onto if you’d like. I’m in WI. and when they call us, we always mess with them!!💜💜
I got a call from them a while back, I just laughed, and called them a f - ing scammer😂
I did that once when they phoned my business and the caller left a bad review on Google. Stopped me from cussing them out in future
@@Sleve-McDichael wow🤚
I got one faking Medicare . They asked me if I had any pain. I said I had a big pain in my ass from being called by scammers. He recommended I get lube.
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The title alone cracked me up....
I did not regret clicking this video when it got recommended to me
Great call - very entertaining. I have heard them shut down other calls when victims talk about calling a lawyer - I suspect they have had -0- results from those types of victims.
I love love love that you gave your kid the heads up 🙌🏾 ethical parenting is so sparse on UA-cam, even something as obvious and basic as that!
Thank you! There was another video I did where I called the scammer and told my daughter in advance that I was going to fake cry/fake vomit and asked her to say, "Why are you crying, Mommy?" which she was more than happy to do. Some people thought she was legitimately concerned for me even though she's smiling in the background. *sigh*
Officer Anus.. lol
“I have two million dollars?”
Finders keepers.
Heinous? Anus? I’m dying! 😹
I love your videos! They always make my day. 💗
Hahahaha @ the credit union of Humptulips!!! 😂😂👏🤣🤭🤣😅
That Lady is the same one that called me to I disconnected
This girl is a genius of an actor. She needs an agent pronto and she will get parts galore.
It’s not go overboard
I wonder what would happen if you pretended to be another IRS agent.
Great idea!
I couldnt stop laughing while you were crying
Oh my gosh! I received the same scam call yesterday. I gave a bunch of false info and wasted about an hour of their time. At the end of the call I was told that my (fake) bank account would be frozen within the next 24 hours
Good job, Tina! 😁
Hilarious! The lady is so subliminally mischievous, every time she responds to the scammer Im cracking up! laughing with her!!!
So glad you call out the scammer 👍 good for you ,from cal.
Calls child to her…‘I’m gonna fake cry, now go play….’ Oscar worthy crying commences….
Bravo!
🦋Lily🦋
Update: Jessica was dismissed from her IRS job on the grounds of... not being believable. Poor Jessica.
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That cry was EVERYTHING!! 🏆
Ok, now I want to go to Humptulips! 😛
Like you, I’d want to know what and where the 13 banks are and all of the bank account numbers so I can run to get the money immediately and hide it! I’d offer to split it with her so she’d keep it quiet about it. 😎
Cops making appointments to arrest you? Oh, really?
a phonebook 🤣🤣 no one living in America would think that was a legit course of action in 2019, oh these scammers
Ha ha! Isn't it funny how both officers have the same dialectic and using English sounding names from India.
I wish they would call me... dammit... I came for the fake crying...
"Officer Anus, are you there?" Whahaha!
Also: That was some good crying with sniffing!
Very convincing cry, bravo.
I got this same call. I was 90 years old with a wrong name. Funny how they seem to know exactly who they are talking to... I have never been to Texas and didn't open 15 bank accounts. During my play time, I cried and cried.....I'm 90, do they take 90 year old ladies to jail?😭😭 I only have $500 in bank. Think she felt sorry for me and said she would take my case upstairs and would call me back if there was a problem.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how you stood up for yourself👍
She says sosh😡❤❤❤😡🙏scrty...😂😂😂
Sylvia notification Squad checking in...
"Yer nut allowed to sher dis case wit any turd person."
Lol
Wow, Sarah! I have heard that people have had 3 or 4 allegations under their names for these nefarious activities. You are the first one that I've seen have SEVEN allegations! You must be a real "bad actor" to have that many. I had no idea you were such a shady character! lol! That must be some kind of record. Than again, maybe she just has a defective copy of the SSN scam script.
You are the BEST fake crier EVER! Far better than their fake police and SSA. Her script was AWFUL! You should have told her your cousin Benny is a cop at that location (desk officer), but only after they connect to the "police". I wonder what they would do. Probably say he's not working today. Then you could say that is weird, since you drove him to work earlier. Isn't it funny how all the people at the SSA and at the local police department are all from India?
BTW, I LOVE Humptulips! That is hilarious! I absolutely love those little towns. It reminds me a little of Strawberry, CA, which is on my way from the San Francisco bay area to Tahoe. Just about the same size.
Love you so much, Sarah. You are a treasure! This video was a riot!
Technically that money is mine😂😂😂
BRILLIANT!!!! Great acting on fake crying. You are up there with Kitoba and Perogi. You are good and look forward to many more. Keep wasting their time. Respect from "across the pond" (UK) x
I don't know about you guys, but every time I pull off a massive purchase of illegal narcotics, I make sure I give a SSN to the underworld kingpin from whom I buy the drugs.
Exactly!
LOL! 😂 when she said her name was Jessica Allen 😂
You should watch Russell Peters bit on why some Indians have English names. It explains a lot while also being hilarious.
It's not uncommon among Christians in India to have Western names.
I am crying with laughter... You should win a grammy.Grammy. Your crying was great.
I wonder what would happen if you told them you WERE the one that opened all of those accounts and spent all the money etc 😂
She didn't read your Miranda rights. You do have the right to have a lawyer present before any questing.
Correct! If this were real, any confessions would be found inadmissible. :P
"Your violating my constitutional rights is what your doing Jessica ."
"Go learn the constitution Jessica. "
"Go back to your American Government class ." So funny I was laughing at 3am I thought I was going to wake everybody up so freaking funny "So I'm being federally recorded." Hilarious from now on I'm answering those calls.
Received a SSA scam call this morning & told the "officer" that he needed to get a real f*g job & stop scamming people. Hung up.
The way she says “13” 😂😂😂
Crying will go against you???? I guess emotions are illegal in India.
Oh, you are so naughty!!! A SECRET BANK ACCOUNT FAR AWAY!!!!! Going against the law to talk to a lawyer??? Isn't that what a lawyer is supposed to be for? Lol!
When she told me to go to another room to keep it secret from my husband even - hahahahaha!!!!!
What happens when you have hardly any money in your accounts and are over limit on your credit cards? I'd love to hear their reaction.
Diane Ringhiser, is that really ur last name?😊
I was a 90 year old lady with only $500 in bank. I have to buy my medicines and food, etc . I cried and cried. Do they really put 90 year old ladies in jail. She said she would take my case upstairs and call me back if there's a problem. She either felt sorry for me or I didn't have a credit card or money.
Fun🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least they can learn to speak in a more professional manner if they want us to believe they are calling from the IRS or Federal Govt. “We think you’re just fooling around”? That’s what they all say. It’s a little hard for me to believe the IRS would accuse me of “just fooling around“. They should also know that 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is the White House. Now that’s a really old joke we play on them... 🇺🇸
They tried this crap with me and i told them my town address was 1313 mockingbird lane, Intercourse Pa. When they told me i was being recorded, I told them i was recording them for my attorney, They told me that i owed the IRS 2,500 dollars, they also told me i was going to be arrested. i told them to bring it on I also told them i was heavily armed they even threatened my life and they ordered me to open the door ! i opened the door and had my 1911 Colt 45 auto in my hand and guess what none was there. i told them i'm contacting my lawyer i have nothing else to say . I told them my options are i have the right to remain silient . My brother took over the call and told them he was the real police and they hung up
I love this. I’m borrowing this!
Next time the "IRS" or the "SSA" calls start yelling at them about where is your check/refund/payment - they promised it weeks ago and you talked to the nice lady at the office and she resolved everything and now you m'fers are calling and blah blah blah - go on a long diatribe about refund delays, confusing forms, high taxes, unfairness, etc and see how long they stay with you - lol I did something like that to the fake charity that collects for fake law enforcement - I started yelling at the caller about how the cops handled my case when my house was burglarized and when my car was stolen (both of which I was legit mad about) - I wouldn't stop yelling and whining - it was hilarious - the guy finally hung up - lol.
Good am. Sometimes I tell them "YES" to the "Are you aware that there is fraud activity in Elpaso Texas"? Freaks them out when you say, you're working with authorities!!!!
What are the odds that polices//feds are Indian and don't know the laws of the U.S.A? I would have said, well HERE, in the USA, nobody, not even the poor, are denied the right of Atty. And yes, legally, in the USA, I can share charges with anyone I want. I loved the end....Officier Hannis? Or Anus? Hello, Officier Anus? I just found your channel today and you are so funny. How or why do you get so many calls? I like videos where they call the police, but yours" are the best. I love how you drag them out & on & on. It is sad to me that ppl literally get in cars and buy gift cards for these ppl. I had a call like this once. I told him I had no gas, etc, etc. I wish I would have thought to film it. Ppl always say to never say "yes" on phone to anyone cause they can use it against you as if you agreed to something. So from now on... I don't tempt myself, it is: no, I don't open it or answer it if I don't know it. I love your intelligence and courage and witt. And multi-tasking. I will pray for your dad, is it? For his healing of cancer. I hope that does not offend you. You are awesome. Thanks for wasting their time to save the disabled and elderly's money!!! Your new subscriber, Shelly
Another Oscar worthy performance. Absolute genius! You have a new fan here in the UK. Keep up the good work!
You are just like me!! I think you and I should get together and do this together ❤! I have been married for 38 yrs and my husband just left me. I have no children. Your children are beautiful 😍! I watched the one where you did a fake British accent! Your children are awesome! Going along with the accent! Keep up the great work for us seniors! I want to take out my misery out on those scammers! Hugs girlie!
This is blowing my mind.... the extent these guys go to...😂😂 everyone in Seattle and Texas are Indian?
Did you guys feel the attempt made by the male scammer to sound official and authoritative?😅😂😂😅
Did you feel how quickly it dissipated as the conversation continued on a tangent he never prepared for?😂😂😂
It must be so hilarious to be able to watch him as logic boxed him into a corner he cannot squirm his slimy way out of😂😅😅😂
This should be played at his wedding😅😅😂😂
I was hooked all the way through this. You did an Amazing job.
Thank you, Fran!
Urm, I thought your husband was found dead in your Toyota? I was going to meet you in the ally you mentioned with a priest to marry you.🤭😄
Your ace.
Thank you so much for giving up time to help the vulnerable.
Please stay safe and I'll look forward to the next video.