POV: tingle dealer sells you illegal triggers [asmr]
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
- In this #ASMR video, a tingle dealer sends you sleepy and tingly ASMR triggers! This video was filmed in a cave! I loved the setting so if you want me to film more here leave a like!
Instagram: / jojoasmr__
Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
en.wikipedia.or....
This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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![[ASMR] Blackmarket Dealer Sells You Illegal Tingles](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nsf9ACh7haQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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![POV: tingle dealer sells you $250,000 yugioh collection [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/djkr8O9oBJk/mqdefault.jpg)
Fun fact: I filmed this at 12am in my apartment complex’s garage! I had to stop and start so many times because other tenants would either park their cars in the garage or use the elevator which would make a ton of background noise hahahahaha!
Ah that explains the cuts in the video haha! Nonetheless a great video with many tingles!!
Still was an amazing video love it thank you
Can we talk about the DEDICATION?
Imagine if he forgot to edit out a car starting at 3am while I'm sleeping... I'd throw the shit out of my headphones....
Das
imagine being one of the tenants and just seeing him in the parking garage with a microphone and a camera tapping on random shit
I don’t think they are his tenants but other tenants in the apartment block
What’s a tenant? I swear i don’t understand
Lmao
@@Ava.is.better883 someone who is renting a house or apartment
@@fin5416 Oh, Okay! thanks!
I swear this guy comes up with the most entertaining and creative asmr ideas ever, I keep watching instead of trying to go to sleep
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Ok
No stop scrolling...
No seriously , stop.
I'm warning you...
U missed something up there! 🔼🔼
YOU
NEED
TO
STOP
SCROLLING
NOW
Fine , face my wrath!
🐝. You shouldn't have been scrolling down to the very bottom.
Die!!!
No!! Stop
I have been BEEfeated!!! 🐝
Well , after all this you deserve a medal go down for a medal ;)
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna turn around and hurt you.
You think there's more?
No this is the end
facts
I'm pretty sure this was inspired by sea foam kittens asmr
@@bobbalam8943 ok boomer
I love how he actually acknowledges the microphone in his videos instead of it just being *there.* Really nice touch! :)
People must have been weirded the hell out by some random guy in a tux whispering in a mic at night in a parking garage. Let alone whipping out random objects and claiming that they are from the black market
right because their elephant ears catch each whisper from that garage !
@@EASFromTheWest and I took that personally
@@alphawinter6975 😌
@@alphawinter6975 good!
Lol
Okay but lets be honest, it's WILD how every Location fits his video, other people would just do it with a greenscreen, Jojo is actually going somewhere fitting, incredible as usual
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@@bobbalam8943 stop.
@@clownss7035 W
i mean hes in his apartments public garage
he took one elevator down to the lobby and walked out one door
@@bobbalam8943 Mid tbh
0:01 intro/talking
3:25 little birds pillow
7:20 Pink keyboard
12:03 Red tingle tube
16:23 Humidifier/Sprayer
19:40 Talking
20:41 Stream deck
22:57 Outro/what do you want to buy?
Credit to Jason
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Thank youuuuu
bruh
@@jason16_ LMFAO
@@bobbalam8943 what the fuck is that shit
What just happened, this is the most tingles I’ve ever had. Each word he said sent a tingle down my spine.
Cap
Or uve never wathced asmr in ur life also idc about granmer
How do you know maybe it did you can’t feel what he feels
Kinda sussy there baka boy
@@strongestskinnyguy3973 😐
THIS IS THE ASMR POLICE PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND DROP THE TRIGGERS
"F i r e."
"B a n g."
"QUEAAAAAH!"
NO I SWEAR I WASN'T RELAXED AT ALL-
Take your hands off the trigger now or i will shoot
MR. J LETS GET OUTTA HERE
Jojo: (continue tapping on the trigger)
Police: Drop th...zzzzz
Now we need cursed triggers. Triggers with items that shouldn’t trigger :)
agreed my guy
This trigger is example:
Dic-
That actually sounds like a really good idea
@@sigmachannel3274 and what you plan on using with that
@@sigmachannel3274 dice 😊
JoJo: Hey, I'd like to buy the cocaine...
Dealer: Sure, how much?
JoJo: Not the powder, the box.
Dealer: Why?
JoJo: cocaine box go tap tap...
Funny
@@Royal_high_rule Gayyy
"cocaine box go tap tap"
"Excuse me?"
"I pay big bucks for the tap tap"
*skeptical but accepts the offer*
Cringe.
Curious on who buys cocaine in box
Timestamps
0:01 intro/talking
3:25 little bird's pillow
7:20 keyboard
12:03 red tube
16:23 sprayer
19:40 talking
20:41 stream deck
22:57 outro/talking
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Ty!
Tysm!
Ye
Yee
The pillow was taken off the market for sending out far too many tingle waves.
The keyboard was taken out because it could be used to type out codes that could send people within a certain area to sleep. Possibly forever.
The tube was taken out for having the ability to melt the brain.
The sprayer was indeed taken off the market for messing with your thoughts.
The stream deck was taken off the market for [Redacted]
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here before this comment blows up!
@@bobbalam8943 shut up
@@thefireatgrandfest shit, he knows
@@jasper.nonactive yep.
*looks around nervously and whispers * ive come for the good stuff... yeah... the "for you" suggestions sent me... yeah.. i heard you have the best of the best. i never wanted any trouble, but i cant do without it man.
its just so relaxing to hear your voice XD
Omfg yes, I love it XD
I’m getting checked on my sleep soon since its concerning. I can’t sleep till late ours or usually at all. You’ve given me the bit of rest I need to enjoy Christmas. Thank you jojo.
Same
LMAO this is the best thing ever. We need more, I'm addicted to it already
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That's what happens when you start those illicit tingles
@@bobbalam8943 wtf
jojo is doing his job hood got a client addicted fast
@@bobbalam8943 cringe
Petition for jojo to dress up as Santa for Christmas to deliver the gift of sleep to us all
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@@bobbalam8943 nobody will want to watch your videos if you’re forcing them in people’s faces
Sign me up
Sign me up
Yesss
It's great how Jojo can fit the tingles of ASMR as well as entertainment all across his content! You are the best dude
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@@bobbalam8943 shush
Video idea: “The world of Tingles”. The more tingles you give, the stronger you are, kind of like a super hero. Each item has a certain amount of tingle power and the world revolves around all of it…
OMG YES
This gave me shivers
-edit- Well done
Sounds like a roblox simulator
@@hockeyjulia yeah
what.
Jojo: gives us a free sample
Me who played this video on repeat for over 30 times: laughs evilly
This is the same energy as getting a trench coat to get more free samples of ice cream
Mad lad
this statement reminds me of saving nft's that cost quite massive amounts of real currency
@shib 12 nft got sold for a few 100 thousand and then 1 of them got sold for 1 mil cos of how rare they r
Ha ha ha ha ha
0:01 Begin/Talking
3:24 Little Birds Pillow
7:21 Keyboard
12:02 Red Tube
16:23 Sprayer
19:40 Stream Deck
22:57 Outro
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The tub is pink
Ty
@bobbalum ????
Hyper bread is stealing your gig
Day 7 of making Timestamps on jojos channel
0:01 Intro/Talking
3:25 Little Birds Pillow
7:20 Pink (Membrane) Keyboard
12:03 Red Tingle Tube
16:23 Humidifier/Sprayer
19:40 Talking
20:41 Stream Deck
22:57 Outro/What do you want to buy?
Good Night from Germany 🇩🇪😄
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How tf? It came out 3 minutes ago
I love the fact that you're sacrificing yourself just to give us the timestamps, thx dude !
Lol
Well Mr J is definitely the most smart looking and safe illegal seller that people have seen
P.s if ASMR ever becomes illegal I’m counting on Mr J to supply us with tingles
Black market for tingles? Sign us all up 😂😂
The ASMR Man is gonna have some competition, but anyone joining the fight against the NWO is welcome
This just in: Australian population skyrockets 500% after global ban on ASMR.
I think Mr. J would probably never encounter all of the "man's" but Mr. J would be a massive help against the New World Order
Most definitely yes.
I would love to see a collaboration with you and The ASMR Ryan on the illegal asmr series! You guys are both amazing
How can he make so creative ASMRs hes so creative with all of his content he's my go to for sleep
The ASMR Ryan did this first
@@APersonMusic facts
Asmr don’t make you sleep
@@APersonMusic hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *it doesn’t matter*
He's not 90% of his videos are unoriginal and bland he just leaches off others ideas
I like the illegal tingles
I’m addicted to it.
Lolol 🤣
It’s like laughing when your teacher tells you to stop and then you need to laugh even more!! Make tingles illegal & they’re so much better 😂✨
well now we need ✨the person that is a anti social caterpillar✨
Everyone: talking about the creativity of this
Me: boy How da fuq did he manage to power his whole setup in his garage!?
It’s in his apartment complex’s garage 💀
Its a battery powered mic bro....
im about 90% sure he tried to put his glasses in his coat pocket, and had to put them in a normal pocket instead, and that makes me cackle.. very good video 10/10
I can really appreciate how dedicated to the craft this man is, I love tuning in every night to listen to Jojo's asmr :D
When you started the tingles I instantly feel asleep.Ur magic man!
Imagine if the tingle dealer was an asmrtist, he would honestoy have the best content
Jojo: “The mist is capable of getting rid of some of those negative thoughts.”
Me: “so it’s crack.”
Jojo: “it’s crack.”
(Now before y’all say it, , crack can some times be made into liquid to be sprayed as mist.
i am so thankful for being able to watch your videos, they help me to cope with my anxiety, thank you jojo
I love the accoustics of the location and the like little background noises. Makes it so immersive.
That one wink in 1:46, I just can't, Jojo is the most talented and creative Asmrtist ever I am so proud of him
💥 Timestamps 💥
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0:01 Begin/Talking
3:24 Little Birds Pillow
7:21 Keyboard
12:02 Red Tube
16:23 Sprayer
19:40 Stream Deck
22:57 Outro
I hope you enjoy these Timestamps my friend and have a good Day/Midday/Night ✌🏻 ❤
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The mouth sounds (tongue clicking?) With the echo sounded like water dropping into water and it was so relaxing
i love how he failed to put the glasses in the inside pocket and had to put them in his regular pocket
Mans has over 2mil subs and is living in an apartment. Truly, he’s living smartly. just so that this doesn't get taken the wrong way, I mean he's saving that dough
How do you know that hahaha
@@FatalShotGG Jojo pinned his own comment at the top stating so
0:55 the background noise with him going "...privately" is amazing
OooOoOo + (water drips)
Lmaoo I love it so much that you have such a passion for asmr to do THIS. I LOVE IT.
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Holy Cow I'm watching you for years and this the best roleplay you did highly impressed❤🔥
wishing everyone a good sleep and a merry christmas, you deserve the best
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Thank you very much. Merry Christmas, I wish you good sleep too
The scratching on the tingle tube is amazing!!
OMG THIS ASMR WAS SO A
SATISFYING YOU DESERVE TO HIT 5M IN FACT YOU DESERVE 500M
Pov: Its the year 2030 and ASMR has been outlawed, but we are still coming to Jojo for our good tingles
How about I say something nice instead?
Yes, I agree 🙃
Ephemeral Rift crossover?
@@LupeSunglass Bruh that would be Bloody amazing i need to see it.
His performance and the location are so intimidating that I forgot that this is a ASMR trigger video
Timestamps
0:01 Begin/Talking
3:24 Little Birds Pillow
7:21 Keyboard
12:02 Red Tube
16:23 Sprayer
19:40 Stream Deck
22:57 Outro
ua-cam.com/video/7SIGZLxrryw/v-deo.html 🤨🤨
Jojo I am so stressed all the time and when I get a notification that you posted I hop right on UA-cam and your videos help me a lot and I love your personality and your style of asmr .
This has to be my favorite Jojo asmr vid. Or just my favorite asmr vid in general
Loved the triggers and you looked very nice as well!
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Is no one going to talk about how sharp and handsome Jojo looks in that tuxedo!? 😍
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HANDS UP THIS IS THE SIMP POLICE simp police: WE NEED BACKUP RN
*cough cough* SIIIMPPP *cough cough cough*
The simp story on cinemas
I laughed so hard when I saw the title! So creative and fun thank you for making this video!
You are by far the most creative asmr channel I hope you don't get afraid to post generic asmr while you look for new creative ways you are the best jo really helps me sleep in my trying times.thank you
This wasn’t very creative, he took the idea from the original creator “The Asmr Ryan” And jojo still hasn’t gave Ryan his fair credit..
Addicted...like seriously, ive seen very few ppl putting real efforts on their videos...i love this vid soo much it doesn't even have any greenscreen
...
Like woww
I love this video idea! Your videos are always so unique and creative Jojo! :)
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It sadly wasn't his idea, but I hope it's just a coincidence.
Oh yeah the idea was from the asmr Ryan if you're curious.
gamers it's from doctor t asmr dawg, he done made the idea 5 years ago, Ryan made his 3 years ago
Jojo stole this idea from the asmr Ryan and didn’t bother giving credit smh
Who else loves when Jojo's ASMR or 'Mr J' trying to keep a straight face for a long period of time... . But he still is basically a tingle dealer anyways, throughout his whole channel.
Its crazy how much hard work and dedication he puts into his videos. Keep up the great work
JoJo you have become the new epherimental rift. That is the highest compliment possible.
You have his creativity
@@Dan280974 I mean JoJo stole this video idea from asmr Ryan though...
This needs to be a series
Jojo: you can call me mister j
Joker: prepare to be hit with a cease and desist
i like imagining pulling up to the garage of my apartment at 3 am, and seeing this man in a tuxedo playing with a pink keyboard in front of a hundred-dollar microphone, while filming himself with a camera.
Jojo, you're the tingle whisperer. I'm immune to most of my other usual favourite ASMR-tists now (rip me) but you get me every time
I’ve seen a video with the same theme, but the way Jojo does it just makes it so more immersive since he’s actually in a fitting location. Great video
Dude these are literally all of my favorite triggers in one video- thank you for this masterpiece
The fact that this guy managed to get away with uploading ILLEGAL triggers surprises me.
Its not actually illegal otherwise he wouldn't have gotten away with it
@@Brown_rice3 I would try to disprove you but it's illegal.
@@Brown_rice3 is this satire if so cool if not......
r/wooooosh
His name is JOJO
-He makes original and good feeling asmr content
-He reads the comments his fans write for him
-point is more of you creators should be like him
Asmr Ryan already made this LMFAOO
He ain’t original tho, he stole this from the asmr Ryan and jojo never gave Ryan any credit at all smh.
@PerhapzPG3D Funny, asmr Ryan wasn't the first to actually do this. The idea came from seafoam kittens asmr that was filmed 2 YEARS ago. And Jojo has her credited in the description he didn't steal this from asmr Ryan, research before you talk.
@@sy5n funny you assume Ryan wasn’t the first one to make this and yet you have the audacity to say “research before you talk” look at this ua-cam.com/video/4PmE5INsN6k/v-deo.html hmm what did you tell me again? Seems ur the one that should research first pal smh.
Imagine if jojo came out with his own line of triggers, like merch but instead of clothes and things its objects for triggers??
Y E S
The very subtle background noise just makes it better in my opinion
Its been more than a year and i still come back to this video sometimes 💙
This is what it feels like watching ASMR as a whole.
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@@bobbalam8943 what does this have to do with the comment though
@@bobbalam8943 idek what that shit was
@@EASFromTheWest he's advertising his channel I think
Such a sharp dressed gentleman
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For You, Person Behind The Screen :)
0:00 - Talking, Intro
3:23 - Start / Mini Pillow
7:22 - Keyboard
12:02 - Tube
16:20 - Water Spray Bottle
19:40 - Stream Deck
22:57 - End / Outro
Random Fact: Jojo ASMR My Favorite ASMRtist and my sister's name is Jojo!
I got tingles for the first time in months!! This is such a great video.
Bro you are killing me!
You are to good at this!!!
Love your asmr it makes me go bed in 10 minutes love your vids love your vids
Lucky
It’s 4:40 AM for me
@@dinosharttt that's terrible it my time is 9.54 in the morning
Another great video from the legend himself💯 keep up the amazing work Jojo we appreciate all the work you do for us💪
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I was seriously waiting for the dealer to pull out a GPU and say "this is an extremally rare item", that would be the most gangsta thing in the ASMR community
Ngl background noise was kinda calming the water drip was cool and the other noise was creepy but kinda awesome great vid jojo
I’m not one to sit in and watch long asmr but you kept me entertained! Thanks for sacrificing sleep for us
As an Italian, I can confirm this is the perfect time to buy some asmr
Yes, the youtube link guy didn't get to you
Perfetto, hai una buona scelta su che guardare
Alternative title: POV ASMR got banned
well idc if I go to jail after receiving all these tingles from these triggers bc atleast i'll be sleep! 😂 another freaking GREAT video jojo
Jojo is literally the king of asmr
Helped me fall asleep on Christmas Eve when I was too exited to sleep
Youre just a pure genius omg this is amazing!
Edit:OMFG THX FOR HEART!
Edit2: Well i messed up! Its gone LMAO!
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fun fact: editing comments removes the heart
@@rux_99 thank god
Jojo stole this idea from the asmr Ryan and didn’t bother giving credit smh
@@perhapzpg3d870 jojo probably didnt know other people made asmr in this kind of theme...
Alternate title: "Strange funeral director sells you Vegemite in his basement GONE WRONG (3AM)"
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Next video:
POV: Getting caught by the tingle police for buying illegal triggers
O shit run
Hehehehehehehehe
this is, in fact, wholesome.
I just want you to know that you are an amazing person and a wonderful person too, don’t let anyone block you on your journey of life, Have a Wonderful Day!
Next level drugs:
you had me at illegal triggers
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People selling stuff asmr is the perfect sweet spot for me and I wish there was more of it on the internet.
As soon I as saw the pink keyboard I died due to tingles. X-X
I fell asleep while watching this thank you for this
one of the best roleplayers ive ever seen other than gibi, keep it up!
The echos sound so good !
this made me fall asleep no joke
I absolutely love the background noise!
usually I just watch his vids to relax but this one one almost put me asleep