ROASTING Your Fragrance Collections Into Ashes To End 2022 - Cologne Collection Roast

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  • Опубліковано 22 жов 2024

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  • @patrickpolak2402
    @patrickpolak2402 Рік тому +85

    Legends say that figurine next to the Drakkar Noir was the original proto-type for the Le Male bottle. 😂

  • @shawnconley7248
    @shawnconley7248 Рік тому +226

    Cool Water is like the fragrance version of Elf on a Shelf.

    • @jasonmiszuk9870
      @jasonmiszuk9870 Рік тому +7

      In what way? Please explain. I’m dieing to hear this lol.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 Рік тому +7

      Its not bad but I got it and wore it a few times and each time someone would tell me that I smell like their dad. At 30 years old, I decided this was NOT the compliment I want. Cool water is technically a green irish tweed clone, and an eh one at that. Armaf tres nuit edp significantly better and no one tells me i smell like their dad when I wear it.

    • @bhingbhong2771
      @bhingbhong2771 Рік тому

      OR ITS LIKE A MONKEY ON A DONKEY!!! LOL

    • @assmasterdeluxe1011
      @assmasterdeluxe1011 Рік тому +2

      HAHA underrated comment right here

    • @kidnamedoody
      @kidnamedoody Рік тому +6

      lol what does this even mean

  • @Rustyjamesman
    @Rustyjamesman Рік тому +26

    The room at 13:30 is so aesthetically pleasing

    • @bobbyfischer13
      @bobbyfischer13 Рік тому

      Thank you! Ash has finally gotten used to the robovac.

    • @probathroomsingeryx
      @probathroomsingeryx Рік тому

      I couldn't stop looking at his relic strat 👀👀👀

    • @DannyMartin3z
      @DannyMartin3z Місяць тому

      @@bobbyfischer13if that’s an AC30 I can’t imagine your neighbors love you. Incredible sound but their sweet spot can get really loud.
      Still it all looks sharp AF!

  • @johnavi
    @johnavi Рік тому +3

    Man Ash, I've watched your content for years now but never not sober...
    Your content is def 420 certified vison fire.
    Very entertaining.
    What up from Tybee Island GA

  • @Politicsiswar
    @Politicsiswar Рік тому +47

    I tried to do the Sephora hack and they gave me a empty bottle of ombré leather 😂 .. I mean the boxed was sealed was all. Worst cologne experience ever.

    • @escrotodemono1529
      @escrotodemono1529 Рік тому +4

      I u don’t mind can you tell me how to do the hack?

    • @Tj-Alf4702
      @Tj-Alf4702 Рік тому +1

      Me 2 pls

    • @DownHillgamer
      @DownHillgamer Рік тому +4

      I hope you took it back and got a refund lol. And you buy that sampler box and they give you a coupon to get any full size bottle of the samples that came in that box for the price of the sample box pretty much for those asking in the commenst

    •  Рік тому

      Does the hack work in Canada too? 😮

  • @MiroslavKosanovic
    @MiroslavKosanovic Рік тому +10

    Nikola Žovanovik got that clean shelf on point 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

    • @nikolajovanovic3647
      @nikolajovanovic3647 Рік тому +2

      Thanks man! Glad you liked it

    • @ukLz666
      @ukLz666 Рік тому

      @@nikolajovanovic3647 Da li možda kojim slučajem dekantuješ neke od svojih parfema?

    • @redditnarrators
      @redditnarrators Рік тому

      @@nikolajovanovic3647what a g 🇷🇸

  • @theburreaunerdyfragrance
    @theburreaunerdyfragrance Рік тому +22

    “Looks like you’re lacking a bed!” Starting off strong 🙃 Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family 🎄

  • @probathroomsingeryx
    @probathroomsingeryx Рік тому +5

    U shld do a drinking game. Each time you see a davidoff cool water, take a shot.

  • @RirtyDascal
    @RirtyDascal Рік тому +4

    I see the first guy gets the small bottles and I'd guess he's a light sprayer too. I'm the exact opposite. If I KNOW I'm more than likely gonna love a particular fragrance, I always go with the biggest bottle to get the best price I possibly can. So at least half my collection is 5oz and up. I also spray A LOT since my skin drinks this type of stuff. The only time I buy less than 4oz is when I have no other choice.

  • @samyyyyyyy
    @samyyyyyyy Рік тому +16

    Merry Christmas Ashton!! Thanks for making me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phantomspaceman
    @phantomspaceman Рік тому +4

    Nautica Voyage and Cool Water are like the bedrocks of the cheapie collections. Somehow the only one of these I have in common with anyone is Encre Noir.

  • @j.chrisdouglas9227
    @j.chrisdouglas9227 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for your roast, to answer the question, I loveeeee city on fire and think it smells like raspberry jam over a campfire. No one I know likes it, but I wear it almost weekly in the winter.

  • @espartan3806
    @espartan3806 Рік тому +3

    I STARTED MY COLLECTION WITH COOLWATER.... ITS A MUST🙄🙄🙄

  • @CruiseTunes88
    @CruiseTunes88 Рік тому

    The background song is so nostalgic to me bro brings me back to all the times I’ve watched your older videos

  • @wheeldrift5897
    @wheeldrift5897 Рік тому +2

    I remember the first time I smelled cool water in the air 3 years ago. That was my slow snowball into frags. It is coming back.

  • @TheScentDetective
    @TheScentDetective Рік тому +3

    Ash, your video sold out the Sephora sampler a few days after you posted it 😆

  • @siegfriedo
    @siegfriedo Рік тому +14

    Thanks for the roast Ash! 👍😄
    And yes, Prada L'homme Intense is epic and I've got four back up bottles to be on the safe side for the next couple of years. 🤓
    Take it easy and if you ever get to Prague hit me up! 😉

    • @94nolo
      @94nolo Рік тому

      I'll sell you a 5th 😅 I do not like it, regrettably

    • @13_faces
      @13_faces Рік тому

      @@94nolo how much?

  • @kobeshok4123
    @kobeshok4123 Рік тому +2

    Sadly I didn't use the ombre leather hack 😅

  • @houseadams4841
    @houseadams4841 Рік тому +1

    Small 20 to 40 ml sizes is a pretty smart
    Way to go about it..
    Dude also got that Christmas tree blanket from his mom..

  • @asparceproton1
    @asparceproton1 Рік тому

    Baby bottles are definitely big brain moves. When was the last time you were even concerned about going through a bottle? Back in your Aqua Di Gio EDT days?

  • @DunlapDickiedoo
    @DunlapDickiedoo Рік тому

    Jeff, props for the Taylor of Old Bond St Eton College!

  • @yousufjeenah7209
    @yousufjeenah7209 Рік тому +1

    I Love this roasting videos
    Greetings from South Africa

  • @MrWolfgang1981
    @MrWolfgang1981 Рік тому

    14:24 what is wrong about the Club De Nuit Intense opening? I just love it, that´s why I usually spray a ton of that stuff on myself. My batch is from 2017, no clue if it has been reformulated and is bad now, but mine has some great citric notes.

  • @chrisgreen7189
    @chrisgreen7189 Рік тому +4

    Hi Ash I'm an avid follower from here in the UK. I started my collection December last year (2021) and to date I've got 107 fragrances. Just wondered how long it took you to get your mense collection and if you know roughly how many you own, cheers Chris

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Рік тому

      I think Ash has said in the past that he has 2000 bottles, but who knows how many he has these days. Sebastian from the Smelling Great channel has 5000 fragrances. He could have bought a house with what he’s spent on fragrances! (I believe he has a boutique service that matches clients with fragrances, so it's also a business expense for him.)

    • @Olm9
      @Olm9 Рік тому +3

      107 in a year.. that's pretty much 2 a week 😮

  • @ELjarib1998
    @ELjarib1998 Рік тому +1

    That wooden figure is a typical chilean figure its called ''Indio Picaro'' or ''Naughty indian/Roguish Indian'' its just a funny thing here in my country, greetings from Chile hahahaha.

  • @jimlittle5769
    @jimlittle5769 Рік тому +1

    So if your bathroom is in the very cool basement, with no sunlight in there and no showers happening in that bathroom, is it still bad to store your colognes in there?

  • @adampilarski7083
    @adampilarski7083 Рік тому

    This is the first time watching a roast that was just uploaded! I’m so excited!!!!

  • @LuisGonzalez-ui7ow
    @LuisGonzalez-ui7ow Рік тому +3

    Yay!! I love these, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen a collection review video. I should submit mine!

  • @whankerNJ
    @whankerNJ Рік тому

    Cool Water and Olive Garden gift certificates, fresh!

  • @DieLegende611
    @DieLegende611 Рік тому

    The wooden figure is called "indio pícaro", a traditional gift from Chile that references our best attribute

  • @thomasyancey5887
    @thomasyancey5887 Рік тому

    2:57 I love the take on Ultra Blue😂

  • @michaelbullock8011
    @michaelbullock8011 Рік тому +1

    Great fragrance collection video and I enjoyed it and have a blessed day

  • @moneyparhar
    @moneyparhar Рік тому +1

    Roast on 14.00 was hilarious. $80 for one perfume or $80 for multiple perfumes of questionable quilty 🤣🤣

  • @KnotDOFFY
    @KnotDOFFY 8 місяців тому

    nah the davidoff comment during 12:05 had me dying

  • @ericsmith7881
    @ericsmith7881 Рік тому +6

    The sample hack is brilliant Ash!! Got my Tf from it 👍

    • @Jdawg214
      @Jdawg214 Рік тому

      Hey is it still possible

    • @Crepprr
      @Crepprr Рік тому +2

      @@Jdawg214 when I checked it was sold out

  • @aj_gotsmoke
    @aj_gotsmoke Рік тому +1

    Bro try to layer Gentleman reserve privee with Orto Parisi Bergamask... that combo is notorious

  • @AlexNur07
    @AlexNur07 Рік тому +1

    Is the Sephora thing still on?

  • @franssnel9069
    @franssnel9069 9 місяців тому

    Love Cool Water at first..years later couldn't stand it anymore. Then I discovered Cool Water Intense..😎

  • @navjot749
    @navjot749 Рік тому +1

    I love these roast videos, No one in fragrance community does this kind of stuff.

  • @SirSillageSniffington
    @SirSillageSniffington Рік тому +2

    Cool Water is a timeless classic! Easy to discount it because it’s cheap and has been around a while, but Pierre Bourdon knew what he was doing when he dropped what is essentially “Green Irish Tweed Aqua”. That DNA at a designer price... yes please.
    It slaps, and it will never not slap. 🔥

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Рік тому

    Love seeing that more than one person in this video alone also has Très Nuit in their collection. No mocking that stuff 👍

  • @jamesbaird1342
    @jamesbaird1342 Рік тому

    So my current collection 35-40 . I don't want to put on my bed, the cat would complain. So briefly cheapies from Avon , I was dating a lady who sold, does that fall under the definition of oldest profession or not? Next just mid ranges Uomo S F Signature, Jag. Pace AND CK2 and high Channel # 5, 5 Oz bottles of Spice Bomb, Dior Savage etc. Plus a couple of backup bottles Fahrenheit, Savage, The Dreamer

  • @davidhunternyc1
    @davidhunternyc1 11 місяців тому

    Ash, I am fem, submissive man. I wish I were a woman. Nothing I can do about it. I am drawn to really feminine scents, my favorite being the cheap, flowery, powdery, Liz Claiborne, "Curve." What I love about it, is that it makes me feel fem and I get so many compliments from masculine straight men who aren't into colognes. I know you frag people dis cloyingly sweet scents but I'm unique. I don't need to follow trends. What do you think? Is there another, altogether better, flowery, powdery scent that you would recommend over Curve? Thank you.

  • @typicaltrapx4547
    @typicaltrapx4547 Рік тому

    Love your vids r u going to do a pt2 and where can we send them

  • @ax23xr
    @ax23xr Рік тому +1

    This was great! Ash you should do these types of videos more often

    • @comeoncents3288
      @comeoncents3288 Рік тому

      I agree Andy and so does the UA-cam robot 🤖. We both won!

  • @Bettencourt_
    @Bettencourt_ Рік тому

    "I'll send you a Davidoff and a Gift Certificate to Olive Garden" lol . Yes

  • @elmini81sm
    @elmini81sm Рік тому

    I'm the one person that does not own cool water. But I consistently buy Echo davidoff since 2005.

  • @ismael85
    @ismael85 Рік тому +1

    I dont know why.. but these roasting videos are fun to watch

  • @riblet1000
    @riblet1000 Рік тому +1

    This madness must stop! I refuse to buy either Cool Water or Drakkar Noir! I am drawing a line in the sand...

  • @louis_rask
    @louis_rask Рік тому +1

    Love these roasts, please never stop 🤣

  • @Will-yd9bz
    @Will-yd9bz Рік тому +1

    I gave my cool water to my 14 yr old nephew

  • @karlsenula9495
    @karlsenula9495 Рік тому

    Do the fragrances have to come out of the boxes to be roasted???
    By the way along with the decent fragrances I have a whole bed full (because that is the way we are commanded to display them - Ash our Evil Dead Overlord) 'purchases of shame' ... cough cough Pecksniffs 😖 ...

  • @Antares332
    @Antares332 Рік тому

    You absolutely right, fam. Drakkar Noir = big Epeen.

  • @jaybanks9516
    @jaybanks9516 Рік тому

    Does it matter what set from Sephora you get?

  • @Bradford659
    @Bradford659 Рік тому +1

    You should do a review of Narciso Rodriguez Bleu Noir EDP

  • @KnotDOFFY
    @KnotDOFFY 8 місяців тому

    Nah this video isnt suppose to be this funny the wooden figure 🤣🤣

  • @JT-rx1eo
    @JT-rx1eo Рік тому

    I did that Club de Nuit Intense Man/Demeter Pineapple trick and it doesn't work. I have both bottles still. The pineapple in that Demeter is way too photorealistic, like opening a can of pineapple from the fridge. It's nothing like the idealized pineapple note in Aventus DNA.
    That cool "clean" wall display unit is very similar to the acrylic wall-mounted frag display units I have around my house. Yes, I like to show them off. Visual aesthetics is as important as scent aesthetics to me.

    • @byMRTNjournals
      @byMRTNjournals Рік тому

      Try sunnamusks Evanto fine oil, an aventus clone in oil format. It's nuclear and because it's oil, the pineapple and blackcurrant stays for hours.

  • @jmock176
    @jmock176 Рік тому

    Am I wrong for hating on Cool Water and refusing to add it to my collection?

  • @maxk5741
    @maxk5741 Рік тому

    Your best fragrance is parfum dermalys and ombré leather TF and Alexandria of course haha .

  • @Milli2X
    @Milli2X Рік тому

    No cool water in my collection… anymore, it was a gift so i gave it to little bro and he uses it as air freshener

  • @JLewis-el7hd
    @JLewis-el7hd Рік тому +1

    That was hilarious 🤣

  • @ConnecticutXRocks
    @ConnecticutXRocks Рік тому +1

    I’m guessing the Sephora set is no more? :/

  • @ezharsyah5916
    @ezharsyah5916 Рік тому

    2:41 the moment of realization lol

  • @karlsenula9495
    @karlsenula9495 Рік тому

    After watching this I have a new video idea Ash. Fragrances on the dark side. Darker lighting with candles wearing a 'Star Wars: Emperor' hoodie.

  • @arqelf9505
    @arqelf9505 Рік тому

    13:26 just turned into Yoda

  • @user-qt8rk4gf3s
    @user-qt8rk4gf3s Рік тому

    11:25 That is my bed!

  • @johnsonious2
    @johnsonious2 Рік тому

    This is my favorite series lol

  • @Sam_Stanton
    @Sam_Stanton Рік тому +1

    I have close to 100 frags, & yet I still don't have cool water lol. But I was thinking about getting it recently

    • @byMRTNjournals
      @byMRTNjournals Рік тому +1

      I have a "mild deodorant doux". Honestly it's better than some EDPs I have. It cost £5

    • @Sam_Stanton
      @Sam_Stanton Рік тому +1

      @@byMRTNjournals this is why I love cheapies

    • @byMRTNjournals
      @byMRTNjournals Рік тому +1

      @@Sam_Stanton same. Mauboussin Homme edp. £20. Alberto Morillas

  • @gunsguitarsandgambling3614
    @gunsguitarsandgambling3614 Рік тому +1

    👍Please continue roasting and showing others awesome collections as well! (other’s)

  • @RoryFisher
    @RoryFisher Рік тому +1

    i'll never forget many videos ago where you were reviewing people's collections and this guy had a pile of samples included in the pic, you roasted him so much hahahah "full bottles only bud"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonvegan5761
    @jasonvegan5761 Рік тому +1

    Not to roast the host, but those Home Depot/Lowe’s pricing stickers on the shelf brackets holding up the 4K+ frags should’ve been removed BEFORE installation, blurring the background only slightly hides them.

  • @ooldmage
    @ooldmage Рік тому

    We need a roast video where its Chelsea doing the roasting!

  • @WD.909
    @WD.909 Рік тому

    Just checked sephora, and the sample kit is out of stock. 😢

  • @samellison5063
    @samellison5063 Рік тому

    How late in your process did you come up with the "I recommended your next fragrance at the beginning of the video" gag? It felt like the kind of thing where you ended up actually giving thought to the question and then you're like "wait a minute, *I* have THREE fragrances!" while you're sitting down to dinner.

  • @georgewoerner9913
    @georgewoerner9913 8 місяців тому

    30ml is the way to go when you have more than like 12 fragrances since they’re not all gonna get finished for quite a while

  • @leonelantonio36
    @leonelantonio36 Рік тому

    I got Tom Ford as well 😬hate that I didnt take 2 or 3 😥

  • @Dj.Alex-D
    @Dj.Alex-D Рік тому

    thnx. loving it

  • @houseadams4841
    @houseadams4841 Рік тому

    Was that a bit of Yoda impression after seeing Star Wars on the TV..??

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Рік тому

      I was reminded of Bill Hader’s impersonation of Keith Morrison.

  • @mabii777
    @mabii777 Рік тому

    Loewe 7 anónimo is an amazing fragrance

  • @etha2392
    @etha2392 Рік тому

    I cant do the sephora thing

  • @Dildo-Shwaggins
    @Dildo-Shwaggins Рік тому

    Please do more of these 😂

  • @GOKIHAN27
    @GOKIHAN27 Рік тому

    Davidoff Cool water is for the price a legend...

  • @jingledubz3989
    @jingledubz3989 Рік тому

    Great video Ash! Haha, I love these roasts! 🤘

  • @MrKDubya21
    @MrKDubya21 Рік тому

    Can i but the World of Chris Collins gift set for 25.00 and still get the free fragrance coupon?

  • @Killerboyh
    @Killerboyh Рік тому +1

    More of these

  • @sidogr9854
    @sidogr9854 Рік тому

    best type of videos

  • @tylerthenormal9059
    @tylerthenormal9059 Рік тому

    Why is adg profumo in almost every single one 😂

  • @abboed.4076
    @abboed.4076 Рік тому

    Maybe I'll send my collection anytime soon. 😎
    Btw, recently gave away my Davidoff Cool Water. 😉

  • @SilverC8andDroppedC10
    @SilverC8andDroppedC10 Рік тому

    Lodi Dodi these guys like to party with that Johnson Baby Powder & Coolwater Cologne!

  • @CaspurInChrist
    @CaspurInChrist Рік тому

    Do a part 2 I wanna send mine

  • @magicstuff505
    @magicstuff505 Рік тому

    Does the Sephora thing still work?

  • @ZeeCapp
    @ZeeCapp 9 місяців тому

    I’m tryna figure out where to find that sample set with the card for a free fragrance bruh 😂

  • @lefragrance777
    @lefragrance777 Рік тому

    I also own DAVIDOFF Cool Water in my collection 😅

  • @jimmygibbons3303
    @jimmygibbons3303 Рік тому

    Review Dubai platinum bond no.9

  • @rhiannas1355
    @rhiannas1355 Рік тому

    Hi Ash, are you giving away Christmas Packages to followers?

  • @droneflyer4442
    @droneflyer4442 Рік тому

    How do you do the hack

  • @SupremeScents
    @SupremeScents Рік тому

    Supremacy was the worst purchase I have ever made, smells like rubber n smoke. Yh the bottle is nice but man I wish I could get my money back

  • @JohnnyFx83
    @JohnnyFx83 Рік тому

    Hahaha I love these roasts! :D

  • @tejanissimo
    @tejanissimo Рік тому

    Awww. Mine didn't make it!!!!

  • @kenwood3988
    @kenwood3988 Рік тому

    Everyone has coolwater. I roast them by having green Irish tweed.