@@gio_graphy He's mentioned that he's had his fragrance collection stolen multiple times by people over the years and every time it was worth thousands of dollars.
I'm glad you like the elephant! Also, it's kinda funny how the comments seem to be roasting Ash harder based in his t-shirt than all of his roasts combined since he was still trying to be nice lol
2:00 “That is my kinda guy, just absolutely no self control once however!” 😂😂 I thought I had a problem for buying 20 bottles over the span of 4-5 months.
I feel like at a certain point, these collections go from Magic cards (expensive, but still some utility outside of collecting if you will play with/wear them) to Baseball cards, collected to just collect them.
Submitter: "I'd like to think my collection speaks for the complexity of myself" Me: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was just a single bottle of Sauvage?" Me, five seconds later: "Ha!"
I could afford to own hundreds of bottles but I'm WAY too OCD so when I get to about 20 bottles I start to freak out and obsess over which one to wear and have to sell some bottles. I've gone through this cycle over & over for several years. I'm in sell mode and now I want to buy more new stuff again! 😭😂😵
I have a text file with fragrances I'm potentially buying in the future. I've been working on it so long that it got out of control, and then started narrowing down again, before I had even made any major purchases!
Low key, I used to wear really ripped abs when I was in middle school because I was trying to channel the motivation to get really ripped abs. To be fair I also had cool water, Tommy Hilfiger, curve and some green bottle of Versace that I couldn’t name.
@@lipstickzombie4981 so you inspired me to look it up. It was actually Versace Versus: Time For Relax. It looks like it goes for over $100 on eBay but back then it was at the bargain store. I didn’t like it too much, I remember it smelled like an old man for me at the time. But I was happy to say I had some Versace lol. High score on fragrantica though. I had a baby nose so I was probably wrong.
…the dust covered collection is my nightmare ! …seriously Ash, how do you and others keep large collections clean ? …and if you say “oh we just dust them on a regular basis” i will literally cry…
Ash says he doesn't dust his either. So his will look like that sooner or later. Maybe get a air pressue machine and blast them from time to time? Mine get dusty too.
My entire collection consists of an Azzaro Chrome and a few Stetson's my dad gave me lol Actually making an upgrade, I have a dozen samplers coming from fragrancenet in the mail right now
My collection includes Office for Men, Acqua di Gio Absolu, Salvatore Ferragamo F Black, Prada l'Homme, Prada Luna Rossa Sport, Moschino UOMO?, Montblanc Presence, Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male, a vintage aftershave and a vintage splash-on, and a knock off Acqua di Gio Profumo.
The first guy who has been into fragrances for 5 months, I would have maybe expected 10 or 12 fragrances at the most lol It looks like he just went on a fragrances website and filled his cart. I would love to know how many of that collection are straight blind buys. Nothing wrong with a blind buy at all but that boy is collecting fast.
Hahahaha!!!! I didn't even realize there was a much to roast about my collection, but you got it all in! Excellent job my guy! I'm crying! 😂 Sincerely, Khalil
Hey whats up man new subscriber and colonge collector, i cant stop buying them lol,i order alot off your videos and recommendations, but i want to separate them based on seasons is there an app or something that will tell me which season each fragrance is better for? Thanks in advance for your help
I used to rock bud at work..well I used to work in the big warehouse..at the airport..in and out of elements...from the warehouse to the ramp at the airport..from the ramp to the warehouse... So I used to get noticed a lot...lol 😆 🤣 I used to love me some bud 🤣 😂
That guy that had 2 scents and 5 glass cups speaks to my soul. Don't know how some of you guys juggle having 50+ scents to choose from, but I tip my cap to ya--i like seeing your collections.
This video is a complete laugh riot!! I swear man you should do some form of comedy! Your cadence and personality is exceptional when you just riff freestyle.😎
@@blankmandastankman Perry Ellis' Oud Black Vanilla Absolute. After about 5 years, the juice in my bottle has ironically become a bit fresher with this fizzy zing. Neat little evolution.
My birthday is coming up and I wanted to treat myself to a fragrance. If you could choose only 1 of the following, what would you choose and why? Ferragamo Uomo signature, Spicebomb extreme, Armani code absolu, Bentley for men intense, or Cedrat Boise by Mancera?
Your v-neck shirt is the Armaf clone of a Tom Ford v-neck. Club De Nuit Homeless Man Intense
Best one 😹😹😹😹
Rofl..
homeless man intense 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣you won't go to heaven
He puts his v-necks on from his legs on up.
You can’t be roasting people while wearing that shirt. Come on Ashton, you’re better than that 😂
He got his wife's U Neck on
It's a "tester" shirt.
We know this because it's missing a collar.
You know those tuxedo tshirts...I think this is some version of that, but for Jennifer Lopez's dress from the VMAs that one year...🤣
That's his onlyfans shirt
Right, my man’s got the bacon V neck.
I’ve heard of a V neck but a U neck? Now that’s fashion 😂
That's the first thing I noticed and roasted was that stretched out deep V
That's a bacon neck cut
Let's roast that shirt. Even Williamsburg hipsters wouldn't rock a V that deep. The official shirt of dudes who eat at Cafe Gratitude in LA.
LOL! You had me dead.
Friends don’t let friends wear deep V’s.
If that V was any deeper, it could be taken for Borat's swimsuit
Surprised you never mentioned West Hollywood with this shirt
That's not even V-neck, that's a U-neck! which made it even worse 😂
The only roaster in history to roast people wearing his wife's sleeping shirt! YOu need cleagave for wearing that bro!
cleagave
@@OfficialSafraChannel LOL
no you don’t
Oh man....this guy looks exactly like I thought someone that runs a cologne review channel would look. That shirt seals the deal.
Bahaha, why you do him like that😂
I think the first guy is the one who stole Jeremy's fragrance collection. 🤣 Man that is an incredible shopping spree.
Yea, we need to come together as a community and intervene. Dude said that was accumulated in just a few months
SOMEONE STOLE FROM JEREMY?! Whats the teaaaaa?
Yeah he either is lying about the time frame he collected them in, like who in 3 months buys 3 different sizes of Eros…
@@RowanBoc right. If u can admit to doing that then it’s about time u go ahead & admit that there’s an issue before it spirals out of control
@@gio_graphy He's mentioned that he's had his fragrance collection stolen multiple times by people over the years and every time it was worth thousands of dollars.
You can tell that Ash is a really nice guy because he's actually terrible at roasting people. Comic value 10/10, though 🤣
6:37 I like how this guy just casually keeps an empty gun, a loaded mag, and his car keys on his fragrance shelf
Robber kicks open door and gets senses overwhelmed with sweet aroma. Hears the sound of a round getting chambered.
How are you gonna roast people wearing a U neck tho
I'm glad you like the elephant! Also, it's kinda funny how the comments seem to be roasting Ash harder based in his t-shirt than all of his roasts combined since he was still trying to be nice lol
That T-shirt is equivalent to Jeremy’s shorts that he wears in his insta reels
The U neck triumphantly returns
Shaped like a Doritos chip. 😆
This is Sean with the bad collection. I am absolutely dying😂😂
Time stamp
You definitely did that on purpose! But touché! Well done 👏
U cant roast in that shirt my guy! I never seen a vneck that went down to the bellybutton b4
Shaped like a Doritos chip. 😆
🤣
@@GrabLifeByDaPoosythanks, now I can't unsee it. 😂
2:00 “That is my kinda guy, just absolutely no self control once however!” 😂😂 I thought I had a problem for buying 20 bottles over the span of 4-5 months.
You have a problem, I have a problem, and that guy definitely has a problem🤣
I feel like at a certain point, these collections go from Magic cards (expensive, but still some utility outside of collecting if you will play with/wear them) to Baseball cards, collected to just collect them.
The frebreeze had the best value out of everything in your collection
Submitter: "I'd like to think my collection speaks for the complexity of myself"
Me: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was just a single bottle of Sauvage?"
Me, five seconds later: "Ha!"
I could afford to own hundreds of bottles but I'm WAY too OCD so when I get to about 20 bottles I start to freak out and obsess over which one to wear and have to sell some bottles. I've gone through this cycle over & over for several years. I'm in sell mode and now I want to buy more new stuff again! 😭😂😵
I have a text file with fragrances I'm potentially buying in the future. I've been working on it so long that it got out of control, and then started narrowing down again, before I had even made any major purchases!
@@DeflatingAtheism lol, I can relate to the text file...
I've recently upgraded my colection. I started with a nice bottle of English leather. Now I've also got Brut! Straight pimpin!
Coty Stetson next!
Can't go wrong with brut bro
Old spice next
the return of the deep neck shirt lesgooo
I have blind bought my entire collection and I only regret maybe two of them
30 frags
which two?
Which two do you regret?
@@cjay1964 creed aventus and creed aventus
Hey Ashton were did get you UVX- neck shirt from? You covered all of the neck shapes and sizes in one shirt.
Low key, I used to wear really ripped abs when I was in middle school because I was trying to channel the motivation to get really ripped abs. To be fair I also had cool water, Tommy Hilfiger, curve and some green bottle of Versace that I couldn’t name.
Green Jeans? Does it have that triangle style bottle?
@@lipstickzombie4981 so you inspired me to look it up. It was actually Versace Versus: Time For Relax. It looks like it goes for over $100 on eBay but back then it was at the bargain store. I didn’t like it too much, I remember it smelled like an old man for me at the time. But I was happy to say I had some Versace lol. High score on fragrantica though. I had a baby nose so I was probably wrong.
That last collection was insane.
Clicked for the roasts, stayed to fuel my new addiction
If the first collection was “Hunted down in 3-4 months” then he definitely has an exclusive one of one EBay Credit Card with unlimited funds haha 😂
I was thinking he won the lottery.
That Nordstrom dudes collection lol! Ive never seen a collection with such a poor array of fragrances
My man, we gotta roast that shirt!
Glad to see so many people rocking the Pure Havane. Heavenly!
My man Samuel lost 6K in 3 months, lets run an fundraiser for him
We need more videos like these and also BE MORE SAVAGE - pun intended, on the roast
…the dust covered collection is my nightmare ! …seriously Ash, how do you and others keep large collections clean ? …and if you say “oh we just dust them on a regular basis” i will literally cry…
Ash says he doesn't dust his either. So his will look like that sooner or later. Maybe get a air pressue machine and blast them from time to time? Mine get dusty too.
Swifter dusters will save your life.
…Swifter Dusters eh? thanks !
Air duster is helpful.
My entire collection consists of an Azzaro Chrome and a few Stetson's my dad gave me lol
Actually making an upgrade, I have a dozen samplers coming from fragrancenet in the mail right now
Stetson is the best a man can get™. Where do you go from there?
What we should really be roasting is that U neck shirt 🤣🤣
Keep these type of videos. The last guys a GOAT
Great collections everyone and thanks for the vid Ash! Definitely jealous of a couple of those frags. Can't wait to see the next one of these.
Bro you had me laughing so many times…DO THIS MORE!
My collection includes Office for Men, Acqua di Gio Absolu, Salvatore Ferragamo F Black, Prada l'Homme, Prada Luna Rossa Sport, Moschino UOMO?, Montblanc Presence, Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male, a vintage aftershave and a vintage splash-on, and a knock off Acqua di Gio Profumo.
The first guy who has been into fragrances for 5 months, I would have maybe expected 10 or 12 fragrances at the most lol It looks like he just went on a fragrances website and filled his cart. I would love to know how many of that collection are straight blind buys. Nothing wrong with a blind buy at all but that boy is collecting fast.
I was amazed at Florida Sammy's collection.
Holy Cow the collection at the very end....14:23 that was some serious money and time but dang pretty impressive.
Ashton... I can NOT concentrate with that neckline... in the words of Phoebe... my eyessss, my eyesssss!!!
That last collection is 🔥
They should be perfuming his mummy with his collection into the 26th Century.
Hahahaha!!!! I didn't even realize there was a much to roast about my collection, but you got it all in! Excellent job my guy! I'm crying! 😂 Sincerely,
Khalil
Oh, this is gold. Please keep this series coming!
Ash
Is a entertainer
He knows what he’s doing
That V neck is crazy
12:38 Ash's laugh says it all XD
I couldn’t imagine how much these guys dropped i feel like big spender with my 5 colognes that cost like 150-200
Which colognes are they?
I have the bath body works stuff I use as burners at work. I save the Eros and drakar and burbary for going out to dinner or hanging out with friends.
The D&G was the one EDP, the clear bottle is the EDT if I'm not wrong.
9:04 walks out of the house ready, goofy goobin’ and all.
Just make sure if you take a photo on a bed, there are no wet patches! Coz either a fragrance bottle is leaking or!!😋😂👍
roast that t-shirt hahaha. go full chad
What did that last guy use on his aventus flacon to stop the evaporation?
Cupcake wrapper
Should be using parafilm if he really wants to stop evaporation
Parafilm
That shirt come with a sweat band and spandex bro ?
Great video! Thanks for having our backs! 💪
This was super fun! Definitely keep doing this series
The pun and sarcasm totally kills me man. Love your channel. Hope you can roast my collection someday 😂
Body ripped is one of the best sprays on the planet!
as a woman, that's the perfect roasting tee lol
Great collection video and I enjoyed it and have a blessed day
When u spend all your money on fragrances and nothing left for your clothes 😂
The peak collection face "oooo" had me cracking up
Great video Ash
13:18 cmon man 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard spend a little on yourself ahahaha
That deep U-neck shirt should be arrested, mayne. 😅
Great video, Ash! Thanks
Lol! This was so fun, Ash. Made my day…thanks for the laughs! 👍
Dude bought 100 + in three months started with Burbery London I was blown away 😳
Hey whats up man new subscriber and colonge collector, i cant stop buying them lol,i order alot off your videos and recommendations, but i want to separate them based on seasons is there an app or something that will tell me which season each fragrance is better for?
Thanks in advance for your help
That is really.. really deep V comrade
More of a U really tho
The way he gushes over the last collection is hilarious, hit all the marks for him 💀
I used to rock bud at work..well I used to work in the big warehouse..at the airport..in and out of elements...from the warehouse to the ramp at the airport..from the ramp to the warehouse...
So I used to get noticed a lot...lol 😆 🤣 I used to love me some bud 🤣 😂
This is too funny to watch 🤣🤣
Yo Ashtons V neck is deeper than the base he adds to the mix on his voice
That guy that had 2 scents and 5 glass cups speaks to my soul. Don't know how some of you guys juggle having 50+ scents to choose from, but I tip my cap to ya--i like seeing your collections.
The original Armani sport code is the best fragrance you will ever lay your nose on and the females absolutely love it
you called me out on the designer + MCB 😂😂😂
😂 great video , loving that king size V neck bro 💪🤜🤛
Keep doing these videos!!
Nice collection of Fahrenheits in the last collections 😍👍
Taking my sleeping meds before watching this was a great idea
That red Rue 21 is slept on fs!!
How long does the cologne last before the scent starts to degrade?
This video is a complete laugh riot!! I swear man you should do some form of comedy! Your cadence and personality is exceptional when you just riff freestyle.😎
Wearin my Elixer, but here for the comments on the shirt 🤣😂🤣😂
Last guy's collection is actually insane
How about making a beginners fragrance collection review? :)
“I hate that I own it” 😂😂😂😂 I have two like that. Great vid as always. Catching up as I’m a new sub.
only the brave is the most try hard bottle of all time
*Philip pline no limits has enters the chat
Lol. Can't believe I missed this. You should do this more often. 😆 Wait, there's more... 😎😆
Looks like you got in to a fight with the shirt jajaja
On a serious note. Do you have a review of dunhill desire?
Dusty dude has Carven Homme, BVA, MiP, Potion Royal Black, Avant Garde, Au Masculin edpi and Halston Amber. That's already a win.
What’s BVA? A Van Cleef?
@@blankmandastankman Perry Ellis' Oud Black Vanilla Absolute. After about 5 years, the juice in my bottle has ironically become a bit fresher with this fizzy zing. Neat little evolution.
14:13 dude has every single tom ford cologne. insane and pricey
My birthday is coming up and I wanted to treat myself to a fragrance. If you could choose only 1 of the following, what would you choose and why? Ferragamo Uomo signature, Spicebomb extreme, Armani code absolu, Bentley for men intense, or Cedrat Boise by Mancera?
I’m really surprised you didn’t mention that usher fragrance 😂
Bro that was hilarious! Do more
Did that shirt come with a can of Bud Light? 😂