Around 2007 or 8 I was in a Gamestop, Back when they used to test systems by plugging them into RCA Jacks on the front counter, and it would put them on the main TV in the store... A guy brought an Xbox in to trade, and the employee plugged it in, It was a modded console, and the first thing to pop up was a closeup of a naked woman that was spread eagle... The employee ripped the cords out of the desk plugs, and basically threw the console at the guy, and told him to never come back. The worst part is there were several families shopping in the store. After the guy left, the employee told me that he was used to getting modded consoles, but none that booted straight to porn. He said the funniest one he got was a dude that thought he should get the trade in value of every game he had ripped to his modded hard drive. I went back a week later, and they had a small tv behind the counter to test systems on.
The porn titles reminded me of when I was at my cousins house back in 2007 and he was browsing through the pay per view section and we saw a title that said "Carolina Jones and the temple of poon" 😂 it took a long while for us to stop laughing
I once saw a movie in the 18+ section of our local electronics store that was named "Womb Raider". And there's supposedly a movie called "Buffy the Vampire Layer", but I can't confirm that.
I was up late one night as a kid and turned on Cinemax. (I think it was referred to at the time as Skinemax) An X rated movie came on called "The Hills Have Thighs" i was too busy laughing to do anything else 😂
Or you just swap in another disk drive. They're not locked to the console. But it's not really worth it, considering the overall condition and how much Jacob would need to do to be able to sell it (like, make sure that EVERY LAST bit of XXX-rated stuff is removed, or he could get into massive troube).
@@sergiojimenez3415 as long as you get an ide pata hdd or a sata hdd ( up to 1TB) with an adapter, as long as you download the system files it will work. At least I think, don't quote me on this.
throwback to being sold a Wii U that overheated in minutes. There was big dead roach keeping the exhaust fan from spinning. took it apart and it was a roach motel.
@@drwoHeylK I am referring to a true story that Whang made a video of. It is about a kid in Brazil that broke his Sega Dreamcast in the funniest way possible. I recommend looking up this Whang video if you haven't.
Speaking of modding. I found a use for my old PS3. I modded the crap out of it today. Took me the whole day to figure everything out but it was well worth it. I am kind of suprised the system and I both survived the process.
I know it might sound surprising to you, but most adult people don't really touch porn. I can't imagine how desensitized someone must be, to see adult videos in a place they didn't expect them to be in, and be unfazed by it.
@@April480pI find that hard to believe considering the porn industry generates around 100 billion dollars a year, where is all that money coming from if nobody watches it?
I found a modded xbox in the dumpster at my apartment and it had so many crazy shitty homemade games. And every console you could think of from atari to Playstation 2 even dreamcast and a ton of movies and pictures.
Didn't need naughty stuff on OG Xbox... just a copy of BMXXX was what most teenage lads played, the first level was jaw dropping outrageous but rest o' game was rubbish lol
I bought a Wii on the flea market before. had a good talk with the seller. when i got home i noticed a SD card in it.. i opened the picture app on Wii and what i saw was... the guy i bought the Wii from and his Wife doing the deed..
It's not the hdd. It's the bent drive. The Xbox claims it's open, so my guess is that the tray is stuck because of the bending and there's also probably a (very messed up) disk inside.
You know what? I wonder how many of these can from people in deployed environments? I mean we aren’t “allowed” to have sex unless your significant other is deployed with you. Which can under pretty rare circumstances happen. But don’t 99.9% of the time. So ya know, you gotta do what you gotta do… 😂 just a thought from a former soldier who seen very, very similar things deployed to Iraq 😂 💜
That's why Goodwill's now tries to power on these old consoles cuz they do not want to get in trouble cuz they're probably scared that these consoles might have p***
Lmao these are my favorite episodes when you find the too hot for UA-cam stuff on consoles 😂 😂 and combine the saucy vids with a roach infested console.
Man, I love the Xbox, I've bought two, got a Crystal for Christmas (I missed my old one so much, plus too many games I couldn't play on the 360...), so this is painful to see, seeing one of these big black boxes minus the big green splodge, now no longer sitting being green... On the other hand, though, this was certainly a journey!
Gotta be the craziest stuff I’ve ever seen on a console 😮 there are a few things I completely cut out of the video because it went too far 😂
Jacob, am I the only one who finds it funny when you found "nrop" videos in consoles that you purchased? 😅
6:01 She's really pretty though. 😊😊😊😊😊
We need uncensored content 😂😂
Please get us the content. Don't hold out on us
Yeah this was a prank lol
Secret member/pateron uncut episode incoming? :D
might as well call it the sexbox
*Mass Effect appearing on Fox News intensifies
More like X-Fan 😂
The XXXBox
Lol. I hope that’s not the original owner’s controller he’s holding there.
😂😂😂😂
its dirty inside the memory its also dirty outside the xbox
This console brought a whole new meaning to the name "Xbox"
The XXXbox 😂
@@SeeNo3vil98 ikr
😂
@@SeeNo3vil98 💯
X-BOX the S.E. Model* pun-intended. 😮💥 😁
I’m glad you enjoyed that Xbox 😅 man was trying to build the ultimate gaming porn machine and stopped at the porn 😂 -YardSaleDale
love these videos
Around 2007 or 8 I was in a Gamestop, Back when they used to test systems by plugging them into RCA Jacks on the front counter, and it would put them on the main TV in the store... A guy brought an Xbox in to trade, and the employee plugged it in, It was a modded console, and the first thing to pop up was a closeup of a naked woman that was spread eagle... The employee ripped the cords out of the desk plugs, and basically threw the console at the guy, and told him to never come back. The worst part is there were several families shopping in the store. After the guy left, the employee told me that he was used to getting modded consoles, but none that booted straight to porn. He said the funniest one he got was a dude that thought he should get the trade in value of every game he had ripped to his modded hard drive.
I went back a week later, and they had a small tv behind the counter to test systems on.
People need to learn to remove stuff
off their devices before selling it or
Sending it off to like a pawn shop.
@@nehemiahpouncey3607 But it's funny tho
@@nehemiahpouncey3607 no.
That XBox was given a harder drive than most.
He gave it a harder drive…so he could get a hard drive
The owner sure had a hard drive for something...
😂
😂👌
Jacob: "and ill be keeping this console"
oh nahhhhhhh
That Xbox sounded like a 90s desktop tower
I am pretty sure there's a disk in the drive that's grinding on the bent metal parts.
The porn titles reminded me of when I was at my cousins house back in 2007 and he was browsing through the pay per view section and we saw a title that said "Carolina Jones and the temple of poon" 😂 it took a long while for us to stop laughing
I once saw a movie in the 18+ section of our local electronics store that was named "Womb Raider". And there's supposedly a movie called "Buffy the Vampire Layer", but I can't confirm that.
I was at a friends house & he was doing the same thing, one title that stuck out was “The hills have thighs” 🤣
@@Meme-uh7zm I think the porn industry could have been taken just a little more seriously without titles like this.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodohaha, I watched that recently
I was up late one night as a kid and turned on Cinemax. (I think it was referred to at the time as Skinemax) An X rated movie came on called "The Hills Have Thighs" i was too busy laughing to do anything else 😂
The fact that I knew the 3rd video just from the 1 second of footage has made me question my life choices......
Which video is itv
What was it?
Oh man. Thank you for finding my Xbox. It was an extra sad day when my grandma found out what i was doin on that thing. Good to see it lives.
Bro is this really ur xbox😂
@@TheGamer69-pro-gamernah he trollin
@@matthewharris517 No, it's really his. I helped him curate the library.
@@TheGamer69-pro-gamer Ya... Its a fib.
Liar
Bro should have immediately shone black light on this console 😂 he would be mortified
Bet he regrets touching the console lol
That thumbnail is crazy 💀💀
So is the title.
Like, just be honest with us, Jacob.
💀
Who is the actor in the thumbnail, they look super familiar lol
Tara Reid
@@jvictor3104Tara Reid is an OG bombshell, kinda like Jennifer Aniston
Congrats on your purchase of someones GoonBox. Hope ya washed your hands lol.
Hopefully its rusty due to exposure to water or soda and not any other "fluids" 🤢
😂
0:23 "It's filthy, it's dirty..." Yea, well...
Corn on a og Xbox lolol almost as down bad as I was at 14 using my psp to go to sites loll
I have some corn on my PSP's memory stick
Brotha I used to do the same with my iPod touch. Ahhh 240 p 🌽
Bro I used to watch it on a Wii U gamepad 💀
@@elybnraul2126hell nah 💀
@@elybnraul2126 same bro 🤣
That old thing works but my xbox one s has a start up error 💀
Fair to say, the Xbox is hardcore
bro for those consoles with explicit stuff you should upload uncensored version on another platform for the gang lol
That hard drive can probably get the dent out to make it run quietly again
Or you just swap in another disk drive. They're not locked to the console. But it's not really worth it, considering the overall condition and how much Jacob would need to do to be able to sell it (like, make sure that EVERY LAST bit of XXX-rated stuff is removed, or he could get into massive troube).
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I'm not sure if the guy you responded to is serious, or if he is referring to something else.
@@drwoHeylK I think he is referring to a different part. Disc drives are universal but HDDs are not (needs to be clones with compatible drives).
@@sergiojimenez3415 as long as you get an ide pata hdd or a sata hdd ( up to 1TB) with an adapter, as long as you download the system files it will work. At least I think, don't quote me on this.
I love the fall-themed decor
It's my favorite, the XXX Box
throwback to being sold a Wii U that overheated in minutes. There was big dead roach keeping the exhaust fan from spinning. took it apart and it was a roach motel.
Just imagine sending it to Jacob as a prank 🤭
@@DanielTheBigD He would probably immediately throw it away tbh
@@drwoHeylK lol true
Because of that thumbnail and title, I'm turning one of my Xbox's into an xxxbox lmao. Probably gonna do it to my Halo one xD
Sounds interesting xD
Finish the Fight
ahhh the elusive screaming goonbox
Nice one lmao
Hey boss
Playboy: Passion Fruit (1995)
3:23 3:28 3:29 3:34 3:44 3:55 4:16 5:03 5:57 6:02 7:17 7:18
Why you put these timecodes?
Why the timecodes buddy?
That noise in the first part is the hard drive btw hope that helps
they dont call it an “X-box” for nothing
That was my xbox i sought help
I have some smut stored on my PSP... not only people store the stuff on OG Xbox... lol
If you're not putting skin flicks on everything like doom, then what are you doing then?
I wish you’d release an un cut un edited version on another video platform that allows that material to be shown
Jacob doing Onlyfans...
was thinking of the same thing too, tired of the censorship in his videos, like why not make a patreon where you put the uncensored versions at?
bro think he Skeeter Jean
No wonder why this "Special Edition Xbox" has a funny acronym 😂
WAIT A MINUTE
This special Xbox serves as a time capsule, even if it's too explicit for YT.
I wonder if this Xbox belonged to that Brazilian kid that violated his Sega Dreamcast.
wdym what violated dreamcast
@@drwoHeylK I am referring to a true story that Whang made a video of. It is about a kid in Brazil that broke his Sega Dreamcast in the funniest way possible. I recommend looking up this Whang video if you haven't.
That noise you are hearing is the hard drive bearings
From the title alone, I thought you found cheese pizza on it
How much is his editor getting paid to make such thumbnails 😭
Too much
@@jrob0021 Strongly disagree
I’d be worried about buying something like this just in case it had kiddie prn or something crazy like that.
Speaking of modding. I found a use for my old PS3. I modded the crap out of it today. Took me the whole day to figure everything out but it was well worth it. I am kind of suprised the system and I both survived the process.
bro what's that thumbnail
Wait what? XXXbox?😂😂😂
Dale been naughty.😂
is this your first time watching porn or something? this brings me back to being 14 all over again
its just unusual to see that on a random xbox they bought
He's just surprised by it. I'm sure he's seen sauce before but he can't show it and it's unusual to see on a GAMING console
I know it might sound surprising to you, but most adult people don't really touch porn.
I can't imagine how desensitized someone must be, to see adult videos in a place they didn't expect them to be in, and be unfazed by it.
@@April480pI find that hard to believe considering the porn industry generates around 100 billion dollars a year, where is all that money coming from if nobody watches it?
@@April480p Considering the size of the US porn industry, I kinda doubt the validity of your first sentence.
Every time you click on one of the videos it's like that arrested development meme with the dead dove bag. I don't know what you expected.
When my mom bought me a used Xbox back in the early 2000s, there was a 50 cent CD downloaded onto it 😂
Man, I used to watch your channels like a decade ago
Glad to see you're still around
The fact that you found yard sale dale and he sells junk consoles is amazing lmao
I found a modded xbox in the dumpster at my apartment and it had so many crazy shitty homemade games. And every console you could think of from atari to Playstation 2 even dreamcast and a ton of movies and pictures.
Didn't need naughty stuff on OG Xbox... just a copy of BMXXX was what most teenage lads played, the first level was jaw dropping outrageous but rest o' game was rubbish lol
I bought a Wii on the flea market before. had a good talk with the seller. when i got home i noticed a SD card in it.. i opened the picture app on Wii and what i saw was... the guy i bought the Wii from and his Wife doing the deed..
Oh wow
Did you save the pictures
@@SUPERSMASHTV177O13 actually no, it wasn't worth it to keep those. ;)
Dude he’s so been so screwed with this purchase😂😂😂😂😂
Yea that thumbnail is crazy for this.. the days before easy access…..who ever owned that Xbox was messy lmaoo
Negawatt 🤯
Original Xbox is one of the greatest consoles ever
Also one of the chunkiest forgot how big it was
@@therunawaykid6523 it’s the Nokia 3210 of games consoles
Jacob is down bad rn. Let's give him some support!
If only it was a pic of Joey from the thumbnails was used as the censore bar
The former owner probably had movies with titles like 'Intercourse With The Vampire', 'Forrest Humps', 'Pulp Friction', and 'SpaceNuts'.
Yall didnt know this console is called the "Jack Box"
"All Dat Butt" took me out
bro that xbox has one hell of a loud hdd
It's not the hdd. It's the bent drive. The Xbox claims it's open, so my guess is that the tray is stuck because of the bending and there's also probably a (very messed up) disk inside.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo no no no this is the sound of an old noisy IDE HDD and i know that because i have a few as loud as this
You know what? I wonder how many of these can from people in deployed environments? I mean we aren’t “allowed” to have sex unless your significant other is deployed with you. Which can under pretty rare circumstances happen. But don’t 99.9% of the time. So ya know, you gotta do what you gotta do… 😂 just a thought from a former soldier who seen very, very similar things deployed to Iraq 😂 💜
Considering the ammount, I'd say that box belonged to a male teen, probably around 16.
i question all of those stains.....the capacitor was the least of your concerns when you opened it.
YardSaleDale is in deed DirtyDale 🤣
Please use XCAT on this Xbox, alone for the unleashX skins. Before the HDD dies.
That's why Goodwill's now tries to power on these old consoles cuz they do not want to get in trouble cuz they're probably scared that these consoles might have p***
Diddy ahh Xbox 😂
😂
Lmao these are my favorite episodes when you find the too hot for UA-cam stuff on consoles 😂 😂 and combine the saucy vids with a roach infested console.
Looks like u got the "5 knuckle shuffle " edition of Xbox.
Freaky ahh previous Xbox owner
Man i kinda wanna watch all of those videos
Willing to bet that this console belonged to a military guy. A lot of the guys on the first ship I was on had modded Xbox’s like this.
Brings a new meaning to sex box lol
Idk how he can touch this dirty sh*t with his bare hands like that
Now makes me wonder if I should open up my Xbox. I bought from goodwill. I bought one just in case my mind goes down
Man that's a saucy Xbox, i hope you cleaned that controller before touching it 😂
It's the IDE Hard drive making that noise. I'd say Softmod it and replace it, but considering the state it is inside. I'd now say burn it.
Finally, someone made the proper seXbox!
Those where the days. Consoles could be used as a blunt weapon.
Them laughing like crazy to those kinds of videos while someone is getting completely exposed😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ever cross your mind, you should have had them gloves on earlier than you did.
Can we get a Google drive upload of the fites for " research"?
@jrob0021
This was funny as hell. Fix this one up! Proper restoration!
I'm sure if a console looks like that it probably was dug out of a dumpster
Jacob, am I the only one who finds it funny when you found "nrop" videos in consoles that you purchased? 😅
6:01 She's really pretty though. 😊😊😊😊😊
I bet yardsale Dale has seen some things...
Remember that family guy episode of the dude saying that's my sex box no it's my sex box this reminds me of that lmao
Man, I love the Xbox, I've bought two, got a Crystal for Christmas (I missed my old one so much, plus too many games I couldn't play on the 360...), so this is painful to see, seeing one of these big black boxes minus the big green splodge, now no longer sitting being green... On the other hand, though, this was certainly a journey!
0:28 There's nothing worse than a dirty crack.
😂I see what you did there
@@ShIfTeRZz 😅
Bubble trouble!!!! Grew up on the macintosh original port!
Bro should have cleaned that console before turning it on There’s probably sticky residue on it
Where the dropbox of the videos lmao
i think there was a heather harmon vid from the early 2000s there.
The girl from ideepthroat?
@@robertbouchard963 yea
They don't call it Xbox for no reason.
I cringed when I saw the bug fly off to browse the Jacob R studio at the end of the video 😂
It definitely has a “hard drive” inside
Yep the cat pissed on that one!
please tell me you did clean that controller before use!😂😂😂
Pretty sure it wasn't the one that came with the system.
Did you guys get a new camera? This video looking crispy