"I don't have any credit cards, so instead I added these playable cards which you can use in this new Blackjack minigame with villagers to win emeralds in this new casino structure"
"I don't have a home address so instead I added a new cardboard box structure that can only be found in villages that players and mobs can use to become homeless"
if you stay in the dark for too long with no mobs around you, the throughs wont allow you to sleep and will need to take antidepressant pills to prevent any future issues
"I added Duolingo to Minecraft" - since you've got a pc in your house you'll do your Spanish lessons, otherwise Duolingo will come to you and just like zombies do will break your door or even house. There will also be 1 Duolingo centre in the whole world, and if you destroy its core (it will be really hard to get there) you'll be free from your Spanish lessons
Fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought so hard, in Minecraft
next Minecraft update: fingees gets pregnant. you can breed fingees with fingers, which are obtainable by cutting off villagers’ hands with a sword. when fingees gets pregnant, he grows a belly and more fingers pop out of him. these fingers can eventually pop off and become sentient, and get around by moving like a caterpillar.
Add minecraft youtubers to the game. When you first open up the game it asks you for your age and if its below 18 all the mobs will be replaced with youtubers.
@@aa-tx7th Trump was on epstein's island after all....shhh, watch out for any suspicious black cars in your neighborhood. The secret service is watching, lmao
@@dhalavas a french, I wish I didn't understood that. After wasting a ton of money in it, I think they canceled it No pro in the poopoo river for Olympics
Add yourself to Minecraft. A walking finger who goes around creating strange tangentially related things with a continuous and concrete albeit very atypical stream of thought
It seems like it works but if you press arrow to go other tabs it crashes (this is likely due to fingees not adding a creative tab or tabs for this mod yet).
“Mojang won’t add sharks, so I made a Whale Shark-nado. If you ever complain about how much it is raining, then a whale shark-nado will spawn. It contains entire whale sharks inside, and everytime one hits the ground, it makes a beach (beached whale)”
Hey Fingees! Love your content. For your next Minecraft mod, I have a cool idea: how about adding a civilization of giants? It would be amazing to explore a world where giants have their own unique cities, culture, and abilities. Additionally, it would be awesome if players could choose to transform into a giant themselves, gaining special powers and traits. I'm sure the community would love it! Keep up the great work!
Add ink to minecraft, but not squid ink. You could do it with a few simple additions: 1. Fires, campfires, and soul campfires now create soot on the walls and ceilings of whatever room they're in. This soot can be collected with the brush item as soot dust. Soot dust can be placed on the ground as soot layers. 2. Acacia trees specifically, when stripped with an axe will secrete their sap. Attempting to strip it again will give you gum arabic, which is commonly used as a thickener irl. maybe the gum on its own could be used to blow bubbles for extra jump height. 3. crafting the soot dust with the gum and a water bottle gives you a bottle of ink. this bottle can be drunken to give you blindness, brewed into a splash ink bottle, or used for bulk crafting of items that require ink. maybe if you craft it with wheat you can get ink noodles lol
Add brainrot, heres some ideas: a riz bar (like hunger and health), an aura status (like a potion buff) that you always wanna keep at max, the entire state of Ohio that is constantly breaking and changing the regular rules of minecraft, phanom taxing (maybe like villagers taking extra gems randomly and without telling you), etc.
some of the ways you implement these are actually pretty creative, out of the box, and punny and/or metaphorically smart, and then you have things like the villager with an ambulance as a head that make me lose brain cells 😭
I have needed to make 5 different installations already for the love of god just put it on cursed forge edit: I see why it's not, nothing works. guys don't bother downloading it
Could you add jet packs next? Also flamethrowers, rocket launchers, plasma grenades, Railgun tanks, hovertanks, Railguns, shield generators, plasma cannons, rotating electrified riot batons, heavy plasma grenade launchers, heavy repeating blaster rifles, anti-aircraft artillery, plasma-blades, speeder bikes, flamethrower tanks, shield generator vehicles, space/space ports, cruisers for travel to new planets, space stations, intergalactic pirate clans, a creeper planet, travel between galaxies, creeper black holes, and exo-planets with life trapped beneath hundreds of blocks of ice?
Mod idea:Being Angry in Minecraft Players and mobs can get angry when something they don’t like happens so birds can also be angry so they can be Angry Birds And they will automatically kill every pig with their special power
how about "I added Fingees' real name, home, address, credit card number and social security number to Minecraft"
+credit card number
We need this to win
"I don't have any credit cards, so instead I added these playable cards which you can use in this new Blackjack minigame with villagers to win emeralds in this new casino structure"
"I don't have a home address so instead I added a new cardboard box structure that can only be found in villages that players and mobs can use to become homeless"
This is best
"I added these things because you told me to." Fingees, you can't give us the option of choice and expect it to go well.
He thought we would be better...
(now if your comment stays as the top then edit it and add your suggestion, it will have to be added 💯🔥)
i had to learn this the hard way
@@fingees_YT Speaking of hard yk what else is hard
I Added Freewill To Minecraft
Fingees is literally the human version of adding "... in minecraft" after messed up insults
human
monster
finger*
Frankenstein well basically
@@de_soot Kid named finger
"i added testicular torsion to minecraft"
Please
Oh god yea
Tf?
Add queen bees
add car 6:37
“I added a giant deep dark ocean filled with all sorts of horrors” would be a great idea
(It’s got crack at the bottom)
Ain't no way we really got Fingees' mod download link before the end of time
We also got one for the dino mod
@@OrpheasVIPC does it work? i tried it but it didnt
@@rayenbabdi I didn't try it, I simply know that there's a link.
Before GTA 6?
@@rayenbabdi It doesn't work and never did, no idea why he released it
“I added violating the Geneva Convention to minecraft”
already in the base game
@@monkeythorn7587"but you can't break the Geneva convention without the Geneva convention. That's why I added the Geneva convention to Minecraft"
How about completing the Geneva suggestions
That would mean adding Canadians to Minecraft.
@@randombritishperson. And adding Canadians to minecraft would be a decent one on it's own
"I added being respectful to others in minecraft" would be legendary
🆙
this could never be top comment
@@fingees_YT It will, you will stop world hunger.
@@fingees_YT That's the worst of it all Fingees, it can't. But then it's gonna be the Paris olympics!
Yeah
"I added the entire script of the bee movie including the deleted sex scenes to minecraft."
THEWHAT
Excuse me WHAT
Sex with a bee 🥵
I don't remember there being a sex scene in the bee movie what are you talking about
@@EdnaWillis-zq2qy Well, I did say "deleted sex scenes"
"I added download links to the other mods in Minecraft" would work really well
Add existential dread to minecraft.
i requested that before but it didn't get added because no one liked it
man i almost typed the exact same thing
I think that's already a part of Minecraft, especially in older versions
if you stay in the dark for too long with no mobs around you, the throughs wont allow you to sleep and will need to take antidepressant pills to prevent any future issues
that's just called cave noises
“I added Stockholm syndrome to minecraft” would be cool i think
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@@Christmas-banana ,
@@Pythoria '
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@@Pythoria .
"I added Duolingo to Minecraft" - since you've got a pc in your house you'll do your Spanish lessons, otherwise Duolingo will come to you and just like zombies do will break your door or even house. There will also be 1 Duolingo centre in the whole world, and if you destroy its core (it will be really hard to get there) you'll be free from your Spanish lessons
Until it comes back with Chinese lessons or something 💀
Make it ask „English or Spanish“ everytime it starts up
@@saftigebadewanne5650 yeeeaaaah that's also very important
@@idonthaveburgers 💀💀💀
He already did it in a video if I remember correctly
Fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought so hard, in Minecraft
next Minecraft update: fingees gets pregnant.
you can breed fingees with fingers, which are obtainable by cutting off villagers’ hands with a sword. when fingees gets pregnant, he grows a belly and more fingers pop out of him. these fingers can eventually pop off and become sentient, and get around by moving like a caterpillar.
boy do i have an elden ring dlc boss for you
Add minecraft youtubers to the game.
When you first open up the game it asks you for your age and if its below 18 all the mobs will be replaced with youtubers.
This is so good man...
Then they start fiddling and diddling u
specifically all hostile mobs
Enderman is edp
What if your 18 or above
"I added the former President assassination attempt to minecraft"
?????
you say that like it would be a bad thing lol
@@aa-tx7th Trump was on epstein's island after all....shhh, watch out for any suspicious black cars in your neighborhood. The secret service is watching, lmao
@@aa-tx7th it would. Kamala is somehow dumber than biden
@@aa-tx7th only if it's never allowed to not be just an attempt
"i added my hot stepmom to minecraft"
EVERYBODY
MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT
Do this on his short
i just woke up and saw 404 likes bruh 😭😭😭(thanks yall)
Upvote
Even if we don’t win it was a pleasure to be the leader of team hot stepmom 🫡
The level of un-expected creativity you have actually scares me
The villagers growing back at 2:46 is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen lmao
And now we need you to add the entire Olympics of Paris in Minecraft
It's poopoo river time
@@dhalav the hecc?
@@kelk_One poopoo river time
@@dhalavas a french, I wish I didn't understood that.
After wasting a ton of money in it, I think they canceled it
No pro in the poopoo river for Olympics
Dude fingees told me i couldn't be top comment so I hope you become top comment. We need poopoo river if we can't have basic human decency!
0:10 LOOK MA! IM IN A VIDEO MA!
That’s cray cray
I love how he’s like, “all these ideas are horrible. But anyway, here’s how I did them”
1:25 was wild
Ironussy bro 💀💀
Add the childlike whimsy and admiration I used to have for this world
If there was a "31 Minecraft mods in a month," The first suggestion would be "Add elements of the periodic table."
That's already in game
@@Notepicclubbox i know education edition. but i want a java mod.
@@pLzza4150 its called alchemistry
@@fruitnoodle_ oh
@@pLzza4150 its a fun mod, sorry if i sounded rude
Add yourself to Minecraft. A walking finger who goes around creating strange tangentially related things with a continuous and concrete albeit very atypical stream of thought
I am visibly trembling at such use of complex and unusual sets of words to make that sentence
Thank you for making them downloadable. Now I can truly immerse myself in your work.
Plz tell us how it is
how do you use it (downloaded it but unable to understand it) also thank you fingee for downloadable mods
It seems like it works but if you press arrow to go other tabs it crashes (this is likely due to fingees not adding a creative tab or tabs for this mod yet).
@@DarcyHilly bellow 1.20 and above 1.19 do not use 1.21
@@DarcyHilly also use geckolib
“Mojang won’t add sharks, so I made a Whale Shark-nado. If you ever complain about how much it is raining, then a whale shark-nado will spawn. It contains entire whale sharks inside, and everytime one hits the ground, it makes a beach (beached whale)”
Wasnt sure what happened, I subscribe anyway. Enjoy your work very much, thank you mate.
Add the egyptian president, abdelfattah el sisi to minecraft
He spends billions of emeralds on building giant structures in his village even though the villagers are dirt poor.
@@eavn9684 You go to a desert biome and you see a 1,000x1,000 cube of chiseled sandstone start to render in.
🤓
Genius
“I added testicular torsion to Minecraft”
"I added world peace to minecraft, along with explicit goverment files "
Soo this gonna be added?
There is not a single funnier minecraft youtuber other than you. You have the vibe, the aura AND the fingers. Thank you for your content!
Hey Fingees! Love your content. For your next Minecraft mod, I have a cool idea: how about adding a civilization of giants? It would be amazing to explore a world where giants have their own unique cities, culture, and abilities. Additionally, it would be awesome if players could choose to transform into a giant themselves, gaining special powers and traits. I'm sure the community would love it! Keep up the great work!
"I added hate crime to Minecraft"
Comes installed in every minecraft server automatically!
Just install voice chat for this one
having the red cross means this video technically violated the geneva conventions
"I added testicular torsion to minecraft" PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES I BEG PLEASE ADD TESTICULAR TORSION PLEASE
Are you on your knees because of the testicular tortion, perchance ?
Keep it up with the good works ,Fingees
“I added pyramid schemes to Minecraft”
Pls Add Austrian Painters to Minecraft, and an Artschool that rejects these.
hmmm
Fire
These mods live up to the unhinged depravity of your previous work, like "I added feet to minecraft." Amazing work.
He makes the mods so fast because he has so many fingers to type with.
"I brought back Mobtalker to Minecraft" to complete the Getting Freaky with the Iron Golem Mod
"I added the whipcrack sound effect from Johnny Test to everything in minecraft"
"I added student loans to Minecraft"
Breeding animations update when?
''I added ethnic cleansing to Minecraft!''
Everyone did it in creative mode when they found a village
Don't deny it!
Add a Bohemian grove where cultists sacrifice for an owl statue (real story)
3:05 wow this medical procedure is really cool. I should like make a corporation about it!
FINALLY WE CAN DOWNLOAD THEM THANK YOU
“I added eugenics to Minecraft”
"I added fulfilling and productive jobs that benefit the greater good of minecraftanity to minecraft"
Add residents businessmen who force their own children to work in the basement 24/7
i can’t get enough of this guy he’s too funny i’m so glad i found you bro keep up this awesome work
wait wait wait
so the mods were actually real all the time? You're insane man
No
yea thier real but just thease 7
@@dogpinkbest5877 those are not real. Try them out they dont work. He only added like 7 nonfunctional items
I like how the cops are pigs LOL
"I added The People's Republic of China to Minecraft"
Imagine giving a zombie a brain that belongs to a wither.
1:22 who’s top and who’s bottom
add hostages to minecraft, and have the feds come after you if you take a hostage
"I added white phosphorus to minecraft"
*do you feel like a hero yet?*
Racism to minecraft
Nahhhhh💀
Honestly thought giving a zombie a pig brain would turn it into a cop over time
You added lobotomies, now you need to add lobotomy corporation
"I added erectile dysfunction in minecraft"
"I added the fall of the Roman empire to Minecraft"
I added Brock Brannigan PI (from Diary of a Wimpy Kid) to teach you how to love yourself in Minecraft
Add ink to minecraft, but not squid ink. You could do it with a few simple additions:
1. Fires, campfires, and soul campfires now create soot on the walls and ceilings of whatever room they're in. This soot can be collected with the brush item as soot dust. Soot dust can be placed on the ground as soot layers.
2. Acacia trees specifically, when stripped with an axe will secrete their sap. Attempting to strip it again will give you gum arabic, which is commonly used as a thickener irl. maybe the gum on its own could be used to blow bubbles for extra jump height.
3. crafting the soot dust with the gum and a water bottle gives you a bottle of ink. this bottle can be drunken to give you blindness, brewed into a splash ink bottle, or used for bulk crafting of items that require ink. maybe if you craft it with wheat you can get ink noodles lol
hey man there's a UA-camr called artioli who is taking your videos to post in shorts
I really liked the part where you predicted the trump assassin
“I added the Geneva convention to Minecraft”
Add brainrot, heres some ideas: a riz bar (like hunger and health), an aura status (like a potion buff) that you always wanna keep at max, the entire state of Ohio that is constantly breaking and changing the regular rules of minecraft, phanom taxing (maybe like villagers taking extra gems randomly and without telling you), etc.
‘’ I added psychological therapy and PTSD in Minecraft’’
some of the ways you implement these are actually pretty creative, out of the box, and punny and/or metaphorically smart, and then you have things like the villager with an ambulance as a head that make me lose brain cells 😭
Add Scooby doo and the Gang and the Lego versions of them
"I added cute little kittens to minecraft"
"I added racism to minecraft" would be interesting
It’s terrifying how much one man can do when he’s not only insane, but has too much time on his hands
Omg a mod I actually can play that's new for this channel
2:07 O B A M A
E
"I added P Diddy to Minecraft"
7:26 The Police Are Pig?
Checks out
Based Fingees
3:56 “Zombie: heyy :3 Zombie: YEOWWWCH!!” lol
If we get "end world hunger" we would want a 40min video of you running around feeding villagers
"I added global warming to minecraft"
Please add gooning and edging to Minecraft fingees 🙏🏾
I have needed to make 5 different installations already for the love of god just put it on cursed forge
edit: I see why it's not, nothing works. guys don't bother downloading it
Could you add jet packs next? Also flamethrowers, rocket launchers, plasma grenades, Railgun tanks, hovertanks, Railguns, shield generators, plasma cannons, rotating electrified riot batons, heavy plasma grenade launchers, heavy repeating blaster rifles, anti-aircraft artillery, plasma-blades, speeder bikes, flamethrower tanks, shield generator vehicles, space/space ports, cruisers for travel to new planets, space stations, intergalactic pirate clans, a creeper planet, travel between galaxies, creeper black holes, and exo-planets with life trapped beneath hundreds of blocks of ice?
i thought your mods were just animations but now i know that are real mods, thanks
Can you add insane people to Minecraft
Add the Austrian painter and make him slowly take over villages
I added the CIA to Minecraft
I like how pretty much all of them involve Villagers going through hell and back
Add inequality in villages, banks, debt collectors, and big corporations with CEOs that love villager kids so much
add botfly’s and botfly larva to minecraft
ACTUAL BOTFLYS.not cyber insects
" i added furries to Minecraft"
"I added Herobrine to Minecraft"
Mod idea:Being Angry in Minecraft
Players and mobs can get angry when something they don’t like happens so birds can also be angry so they can be Angry Birds And they will automatically kill every pig with their special power
I feel like we know what should have been here, "I added testicular torsion to Minecraft."