TripleJump He's the main antagonist of the majority of the "Saw" series of Movies. I'd describe him, but 1. I'm not an authority on it, as I've only seen the first movie, 2. Don't want to spoil in case you care to see the movie, and 3, there's always Wikipedia/TvTropes/Information Source of Your Choice
+TripleJump JigSaw's favorite quote is: "I want to play a game...." in a deep voice. And by games, well, trust me, its worse than playing Kaizo mario blind without savestates...
The first speakerbox: リフトのうえもバッチリつるつるにしておいたぜ In Romaji: Rifuto no ue mo batchiri tsurutsuru ni shite oita ze Translation: The top of the lift has also been made perfectly slippery Probably just a warning, since I don't think slippery blocks with wings exist in the original game.
yeah, my google translate app, with some corrections to the pic i took of the text, says, "I made it slippery on the lift." I've been translating anything and everything I can with it lately, its so much fun!!!
The text box in Stage 5 reads (roughly): Put yourself on top of the lift, which is also perfectly slippery. Also very curious what the second text box said.
***** I noticed it before he mentioned it and then filtered it out about five seconds later. And Alex mentioning it didn't make me pick it back up again.
Can I just say? Their pure breakdown as soon as they get to the raining fish part gives me life. Every time I hear their maniacal laughter I can't help but laugh myself
Chuck Shovelman, cousin of Dan Scissorman, went on to be a successful gardener in Kaizoland, always finding boulders to dig up, and bearded crusaders to impede the progress of. He later died in 2027, of old age, succeeded by Ray Shovelman, who went on to become shovel knight.
GUYS. I am the #heyMAGFestguy who Jirard and Alex talked about. Since they keep talking about wanting to be at graduations and stuff, I threw the idea out there. I am still game for this if everyone else is. Yay or nay?
Thank you! I always thought that arm & fist was another eye, kinda thinking the Bullet Bill was flying towards u but with its eyes at an angle that we could see both. Wasn't until watching a let's play that it occurred to me. X3 Freaking me~ ( but we're all allowed those moments, like in GameGrumps when one didn't know you could tongue-up in Yoshi, or when EgoRaptor thought Link's sword was his arm in Zelda 2 )
1:17 translation: "I'll laugh after you perfectly complete the slippery lift" Thanks to BagFaceMan for getting the translation of うるうる (uruuru) for me!
***** Considering I was raised in an English-speaking household - no, I am not fluent in Japanese. But, if you would, perhaps, provide said translation, instead of simply mocking me as if Japanese is the only language someone should speak, I am never opposed to learning.
xbigben2021x He absorbs Jirard's insanity so Jirard doesn't lose his mind while he plays this insanity-feeding game. That's some real bro shit right there
How you ask? Well if they had facecam you would be able to tell as their beards are intertwined and jirards insanity goes straight from his brain and into his beard and into Alex's beard into Alex's brain. It's simple really just like how Jimmy's problems flow off the side of his skrillex hair into the air around and transforms into puns that shoot back up into his hair.
I'll be honest, I actually started singing to the save state "song" you two created in the original Kaizo at the end there! Also, Alex, if you really hate ice stages, just play Valak Mountain in Xenoblade. It'll change your mind VERY quickly, I assure you. It's the one game where bad ice physics can actually bring you joy!
i love ice stages, they are usually a little bit easier platforming and when you're moving constantly it never effects you, so it encourages constant movement.
#inMiddleSchool my friend tricked me into thinking "bastard" was friend in German. I almost got after school until I explained what happened after a teacher heard me call someone a bastard. XD
Alex, as someone who roasts you when I talk to people off of the net about you. Know that it's done from a place of love. You have a way of making people feel familiar with you (same with Jirard) so it's like, just taking the piss for laughs. Most people I know who roast you and Jirard are huge fans of the show. Laughing at your quirks is part of the fun and what makes you two... well... you. Stay awesome Beard Bros and I'll keep laughing every time Alex says "Like". I mean we could make a sweet drinking game out of it!
Awesome episode. I think your next Beard Bro shirt should be Jared pulling on his beard and looking up as fish come raining down and the caption should say."Where did these fish come from?!"
You guys should make a sequence with the dying part edited out and put it at the end of the episodes. A single smooth run. It would be reallly sastisfying.
"Dude, Jirard and Alex, I really...just wanna say I appreciate what you guys do. I'm really sick and it's helping me...get through some really hard times." XD I can't any more you guys. I just can't.
Have you guys checked to see if you can update the software in the Retron 5? I will admit that this process would probably render existing save states useless, thankfully the game does a battery save after each level so you won't have lost any progress if you do this between levels. It might fix some stability issues.
Do Alex and Jirard live in the Bay Area? They were talking about the Mystery Spot, a tourist attraction near Santa Cruz, and then Alex said he works at Comedy Sportz which has a location in San Jose
This just in: Kaizo Mario just became Battletoads. First it had Chucks that were throwing baseballs in such a hard way to dodge it was similar to Touhou, and now Battletoads. Damn it, Kaizo.
Wonderful... Now go on and move on to the next part of the level. Play or die, Jirard. Make your choice. #SupportTheBeardBros #LoveThisGame #ReallyGladYouBroughtKaizoBackGuys
Im pretty sure everytime i watch these, i feel like I can't do what he does. This is the one time I honestly feel like I could've done it relatively easy.
In middle school, we were watching Lion King and the teacher asked for the significance of the goose stepping hyenas, I said it was an impressive integration of 2D and 3D animation......it wasn't a major goof but since then I cannot watch that scene without feeling some hint of personal shame......I was a stupid, stupid kid T_T 22:01 - No this is not Battletoads shut up! If it was Battletoads then you'd being hearing THAT music right now oh shit I'm now hearing it in my head the memories are flooding back goddamn you Jirad look what you did MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP GYAAAAAAGH x_x
Does it matter? I doubt it was anything of substance. I'll go out on a limb and guess it probably had to do with the NSMB challenge maps and accusing Nintendo of "stealing his ideas."
I tried remaking this in Mario Maker. I thought the elevator part was just straight up impossible, but some heavy improv actually made it happen. If any of ya wanna make a level where Mario can't outrun the autoscroll, make it a water level.
You know what would be an awesome feature? If you could see a replay of your game, BUT take away all the save states so that it looks like one flawless run. Think about what you could do with a feature like that in other games. The best call of duty kill streak ever x) Beat Mario 1 with out touching the ground once Beat Zelda with out gettin the sword (Lol)
I am sure Jigsaw loves your show a lot. Although, I am too busy to ask him. After all, visits from me in Purgatory are a very...rare occasion... >:3 Ice Levels can be fun, if done right. But, yes, #IceLevelsAreTheWorst
I always thought the "ice" levels in super mario world were soap, lol.
I would totally want soap levels to be a thing
***** At least they aren't pie or cake.... oh wait.... that would actually be nice for a change, wouldn't it.
I dunno about anyone else, but I love the Jigsaw being a fan of Kaizo running gag.
Who's Jigsaw
TripleJump He's the main antagonist of the majority of the "Saw" series of Movies.
I'd describe him, but 1. I'm not an authority on it, as I've only seen the first movie, 2. Don't want to spoil in case you care to see the movie, and 3, there's always Wikipedia/TvTropes/Information Source of Your Choice
i have good "lols" about this, too ^^
+TripleJump JigSaw's favorite quote is: "I want to play a game...." in a deep voice. And by games, well, trust me, its worse than playing Kaizo mario blind without savestates...
*****
I saw your comments in other videos.
I *_saw_* your comments in other videos.
24:18 Jirard: "WHERE ARE THESE FISH COMING FROM"
Alex: "Probably the fish store!"
Thanks, Alex, for all that you do to help the channel.
The first speakerbox: リフトのうえもバッチリつるつるにしておいたぜ
In Romaji: Rifuto no ue mo batchiri tsurutsuru ni shite oita ze
Translation: The top of the lift has also been made perfectly slippery
Probably just a warning, since I don't think slippery blocks with wings exist in the original game.
yeah, my google translate app, with some corrections to the pic i took of the text, says, "I made it slippery on the lift." I've been translating anything and everything I can with it lately, its so much fun!!!
What killed the Mario (over and over and over again)?
The ice stage!
Don't you know it's the other way around? ProtonJon has taught us all that by now.
The Flipside. It was ice while it lasted...
David Dalziel icy what you did there
MrTardman81 I did nazi that coming. It was so slick.
Why'd ya say nazi #icelevelsaretheworst
Jirard's high pitched screams of torment and squeals of glee brings me an endless amount of joy. You can feel the frustration and the happiness.
The text box in Stage 5 reads (roughly):
Put yourself on top of the lift, which is also perfectly slippery.
Also very curious what the second text box said.
As soon as Alex mentioned the background... it only began to drive me crazy.
Same thing happened to me. I didn't notice it at first, but then he brought it up and I couldn't look away.
***** I noticed it before he mentioned it and then filtered it out about five seconds later. And Alex mentioning it didn't make me pick it back up again.
+Zeemod155 not me, it's been driving me crazy the entire time.
It threw me off from the start. It's so irritating, omg.
Each time they do those "OoooOOOoooooh" kind of deals...I break out into "EVERYBODY WAS KAIZO FIGHTIIIIIING"
"Those bullets were fast as lightning!"
Can I just say? Their pure breakdown as soon as they get to the raining fish part gives me life. Every time I hear their maniacal laughter I can't help but laugh myself
25:36 the most legendary Kaizo Bro's moment in history
28:34
"He's got a shovel and he's a man"
*Football player stares at screen*
Chuck: "Are....you guys for real?"
Chuck was the OG Shovel Knight.
Chuck Shovelman, cousin of Dan Scissorman, went on to be a successful gardener in Kaizoland, always finding boulders to dig up, and bearded crusaders to impede the progress of. He later died in 2027, of old age, succeeded by Ray Shovelman, who went on to become shovel knight.
Jacob Gillars The lore is complete. Kaizo+Shovel Knight=Illuminati confirmed.
GUYS. I am the #heyMAGFestguy who Jirard and Alex talked about. Since they keep talking about wanting to be at graduations and stuff, I threw the idea out there. I am still game for this if everyone else is. Yay or nay?
Please FUCKING DO THIS I WILL PAY YOU TO DO IT
So did it actually happen?
Thank you!
I always thought that arm & fist was another eye, kinda thinking the Bullet Bill was flying towards u but with its eyes at an angle that we could see both. Wasn't until watching a let's play that it occurred to me. X3 Freaking me~
( but we're all allowed those moments, like in GameGrumps when one didn't know you could tongue-up in Yoshi, or when EgoRaptor thought Link's sword was his arm in Zelda 2 )
1:17 translation:
"I'll laugh after you perfectly complete the slippery lift"
Thanks to BagFaceMan for getting the translation of うるうる (uruuru) for me!
According to a Japanese friend of mine, that's one of the onomatopoeia for laughter
BagFaceMan Hm... I guess I'll put a more accurate translation then. Thanks.
***** That's what I got the first time, apparently it was wrong but it wasn't wrong... I'll edit the translation one more time
I just love their laughing at the beginning when they QotD with the block. They're awesome.
wait what whyd the creator get mad at nintendo? i havent heard, alex explain! (hopefully he explains later in the video
I think I found an article about that: www.p4rgaming.com/kaizo-mario-asshole-mario-creator-sues-nintendo-over-stolen-level-design/
Noremaad i dont think you understand what kaizo actually translates too
Maybe, I'm not sure, but seeing as Alex had mentioned something like this, I figured it might've been it
*****
Considering I was raised in an English-speaking household - no, I am not fluent in Japanese.
But, if you would, perhaps, provide said translation, instead of simply mocking me as if Japanese is the only language someone should speak, I am never opposed to learning.
Noremaad Kaizo means pirate, i think. Which makes sense considering it's a hack.
This is one of my favorite series I've seen on UA-cam, respect to Jirard for enduring this for our entertainment.
So did they livestream his graduation?
Nope, they were to late getting back to him,;) much like this comment.
I like how Alex seems to be the one losing his mind in this series.
xbigben2021x He absorbs Jirard's insanity so Jirard doesn't lose his mind while he plays this insanity-feeding game.
That's some real bro shit right there
How you ask? Well if they had facecam you would be able to tell as their beards are intertwined and jirards insanity goes straight from his brain and into his beard and into Alex's beard into Alex's brain. It's simple really just like how Jimmy's problems flow off the side of his skrillex hair into the air around and transforms into puns that shoot back up into his hair.
Colby Mazur I would LOVE it if they facecam'ed. Hey Beard Bros., FACECAM!!!
I'll be honest, I actually started singing to the save state "song" you two created in the original Kaizo at the end there! Also, Alex, if you really hate ice stages, just play Valak Mountain in Xenoblade. It'll change your mind VERY quickly, I assure you. It's the one game where bad ice physics can actually bring you joy!
Revisiting this series... I forgot how many times Jirard would fuse the words projection and trajectory to get "projectory". Example 10:35
♪It's beginning to look just like an ice world!♪
♪Oh boy, here we go...♪
Oh boy, here we go...
super grad bros
Alex: if it helps, I read a thing that said people who say "like" a lot are generally more thoughtful than people who don't!
That graduation livestream thingy seems like it could be the most ridiculously funny awkward thing ever.
i love ice stages, they are usually a little bit easier platforming and when you're moving constantly it never effects you, so it encourages constant movement.
#inMiddleSchool my friend tricked me into thinking "bastard" was friend in German. I almost got after school until I explained what happened after a teacher heard me call someone a bastard. XD
This was probably one of Jirard's best plays yet! Well done! Also loved the chill mood you guys had going!
Alex, as someone who roasts you when I talk to people off of the net about you. Know that it's done from a place of love. You have a way of making people feel familiar with you (same with Jirard) so it's like, just taking the piss for laughs. Most people I know who roast you and Jirard are huge fans of the show. Laughing at your quirks is part of the fun and what makes you two... well... you.
Stay awesome Beard Bros and I'll keep laughing every time Alex says "Like". I mean we could make a sweet drinking game out of it!
3:37 that little clip of music sounds like the pause screen in the 64 versions of Zelda wen you scroll left or right lol
For whatever reason I have made it an annual spring tradition to watch this whole series since it came out
I love these videos. They're so day brightening, and I really needed it today. Thanks Beard Bros.!
I needed to see a fun video too, my guinea pig died today, but watching them raging and laughing makes feel so happy :)
Awesome episode. I think your next Beard Bro shirt should be Jared pulling on his beard and looking up as fish come raining down and the caption should say."Where did these fish come from?!"
Used move: RESPECT FOR FAN. Super effective! Critical hit!
You won the battle!
Respexperience gained: 192.
YOU GAINED A LEVEL! RESPECT INCREASED BY 5!
When I was a kid playing this, I always thought shovel chuck was golfing chuck. XD the dirt looks like a golf ball!
The thumbnail art is soo cool and beautiful looking, well done guys!
I love how dedicated jirahd is :) this is my favorite playthrough
You guys should make a sequence with the dying part edited out and put it at the end of the episodes. A single smooth run. It would be reallly sastisfying.
"Dude, Jirard and Alex, I really...just wanna say I appreciate what you guys do. I'm really sick and it's helping me...get through some really hard times." XD I can't any more you guys. I just can't.
And then "One of my victims got away. I've been in a really bad funk lately." This show is amazing.
I can't stop watching, but this makes me want to curl up in disbelief to the point that I collapse into a black hole.
"The Shovelman. He's got a shovel, and he's a man." - The Completionist 2015
This series is simultaneously the most entertaining thing, and the most boring thing to watch and i love it.
Have you guys checked to see if you can update the software in the Retron 5? I will admit that this process would probably render existing save states useless, thankfully the game does a battery save after each level so you won't have lost any progress if you do this between levels.
It might fix some stability issues.
I hate ice levels more than water.
Do Alex and Jirard live in the Bay Area? They were talking about the Mystery Spot, a tourist attraction near Santa Cruz, and then Alex said he works at Comedy Sportz which has a location in San Jose
Ice physics + Kaizo = My worst nightmare!
I was watching the video perfectly fine until:
"Dude check out how fast the background is moving."
Now I'm getting motion sickness.
This just in: Kaizo Mario just became Battletoads. First it had Chucks that were throwing baseballs in such a hard way to dodge it was similar to Touhou, and now Battletoads. Damn it, Kaizo.
Wonderful... Now go on and move on to the next part of the level.
Play or die, Jirard. Make your choice.
#SupportTheBeardBros #LoveThisGame #ReallyGladYouBroughtKaizoBackGuys
I'd love to see these moments animated! XD
12:25
LOL been waiting for that one! lol
The Jigsaw stuff was hilarious. Although he sounds more like Nathan Explosion from Dethklok
I'm probably the only one who heard "Where'd the fish come from!?" I immediately thought of Abridged Jojo, "Piranha? The fuck is this shit!?" :D
15:20 I am convinced now that Jirard is the TF2 scout in disguise!
You guys honestly sound like just the coolest people ever. I wish I could ever have a drink with you both.
Four Side Gaming I'm trying to get into animation. self teaching. But I draw more cartoon animals.
Best part of the episode: "WHERE DID ALL THESE FISH COME FROM?!"
Watching these on double speed makes it much funnier lol
That yell at 1:56 gets me every time.
Jirard making a incidental call-back to Game Grumps: Sonic '06 #20. "What is my life?!"
Jigsaw being the Beard Bros' biggest fan is so good.
Water levels are awesome. Ice levels are not awesome.
Except for maybe outdoor snow levels. Sometimes they come with pretty scenery =D
Gah! Damnit, Alex! Now I can't stop watching the background.
Alex pointing out that "it's like homer simpson" won't leave my head and i am very entertained.
Alex I think that both you and Jirard's idiosyncrasies are awesome.
The feather powerup would help in these stages IMMENSELY.
I just searched Super Beard Bros animated, and there was PLENTY.
#Inmiddleschool I threw a guy that was clinging onto my back over my shoulder.
During class.
Didn't get in trouble.
I laughed so hard the first time he fell after breaking the midpoint.
22:01 Kaizo Mario: The Bullet Hell Shmup.
Their laughter is so contagious 🤣
Im pretty sure everytime i watch these, i feel like I can't do what he does. This is the one time I honestly feel like I could've done it relatively easy.
"WHERE DID THESE FISH COME FROM?"
-Alex, 2015
In middle school, we were watching Lion King and the teacher asked for the significance of the goose stepping hyenas, I said it was an impressive integration of 2D and 3D animation......it wasn't a major goof but since then I cannot watch that scene without feeling some hint of personal shame......I was a stupid, stupid kid T_T
22:01 - No this is not Battletoads shut up! If it was Battletoads then you'd being hearing THAT music right now oh shit I'm now hearing it in my head the memories are flooding back goddamn you Jirad look what you did MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP GYAAAAAAGH x_x
You didn't elaborate on Talemoto being mad at Nintendo. I'd liked to have heard more about that.
Does it matter? I doubt it was anything of substance. I'll go out on a limb and guess it probably had to do with the NSMB challenge maps and accusing Nintendo of "stealing his ideas."
Uhhhh no, I don't remember it being nearly that vein
Jirard Spot: Visited by all the frogs driving cars!
22:06 You should complete Battletoads in 2 Players without Game Genie Codes and no Save States!
I want to take a road trip to JirardSpot now. That would be so fun.
Alex never had to shave his beard >:) (grabs razor*) um I'm not holding a razor 😅 and I'm defiantly not gonna shave Alex's beard.... Hehe
Don't worry Alex, the like thing happens all the time where I live too, you're not alone!
lol. They actually guessed correctly the Japanese says:
"The top of the lift is also slippery"
Jirard I love you man but when Alex tells you to wait, fucking wait lmao
Bullet Bills only have eyes and arms. Banzai bills have the cartoon style shark toothed mouth and eyes but no arms.
I tried remaking this in Mario Maker. I thought the elevator part was just straight up impossible, but some heavy improv actually made it happen. If any of ya wanna make a level where Mario can't outrun the autoscroll, make it a water level.
Alex I'm from a place called Limerick in Ireland. We too use like in other every sentence. I understand your pain Beard Bro.
MrGorillafist I think pretty much everyone in Ireland says like in every sentence *like*... Hehehe
Jizzwardo Not true. In Galway we replace like with sure or fuck.
No one in Boston has ever said park the car. We say leave it we'll be back in 5
Kaizo's a masterpiece of game design.
I think the background is moving fast in order to manipulate the physics and intensify the icy properties.
someone needed an animator?
my wanting-to-do-something sense was tingling
Question of the DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
The fish store...? :( (BTW sorry for flooding the comments but I have to document all these wonderful quotes and other happenings.)
I didnt even notice the background til Alex said something then my eyes started to focus on it and it made me dizzy x.x
You know what would be an awesome feature?
If you could see a replay of your game, BUT take away all the save states so that it looks like one flawless run.
Think about what you could do with a feature like that in other games.
The best call of duty kill streak ever x)
Beat Mario 1 with out touching the ground once
Beat Zelda with out gettin the sword
(Lol)
They marked my car.
In middle school, I fell asleep in life science.
The teacher kicked the bottom of my foot.
I think that's the best I got.
5th stage name: Chomolungma (aka Mount Everest).
15:45 that scream XD
I am sure Jigsaw loves your show a lot.
Although, I am too busy to ask him. After all, visits from me in Purgatory are a very...rare occasion... >:3
Ice Levels can be fun, if done right. But, yes, #IceLevelsAreTheWorst
cuuuuuuuuuuuucumber