List of memorable moments: Jirard is Jared now "Say what you want about my name, but you are just illiterate" "Kaizo's going down...there's no reason to...frown" #alexthechillguy The Coin Block returns "I have to avoid the block" Alex cheers Siren comes to get Alex Jirard fucks it up...and fixes it "I'm gooood...and now I'm dead" Jirard fucks it up for real...or not "The pooch is gone" "Grandpa, you can't play video games!" "I BEAT KAIZO MARIO YOU DUMB KID"! Coin Block is back again "The motherfucking *DOLPHINS*" SO close
At 23:40 I was screaming "You're invincible while he's flashing! Just run through him! It's not lag!!!" Haha damnit you guys should know that trick in Mario by now.
Nature documentarian: "Here we see the majestic ProtonJirard, the SaveStatist in his natural habitat, fending off the trials of this mythical creature with the aid of his symbiotic friend, Alex the Cool Cat.
Questions of the day: Ice blocks, pretty sure those are in the base game, or at least the base Lunar Magic editor. They just look like the yellow blocks. The fact the level was icy didn't matter much. Might have a minor detail or two wrong with this. As for the song, no idea if you were right. (if there was a third, didn't finish the video. Got class) Jirard constantly forgets that the game expects the impossible. So when Alex says "you didn't mess up," maybe listen every time. He has a good grasp of what you need to do.
14:32 Football Guy: "So, Why'd you stomp on my head? I helped you get up here.." Mario: "Oh, You know...." .... .... Football Guy: "Hey, stop, that hurts.. wait.. ahh help, i'm falling.. help me.. ahhh, noooo.." *poof*
I think it was meant as No Fair, but as it is with translations, sometimes we get very weird wording out of it. nothing is ever 100% right or wrong xD Language is it's own little gremlin x3
This was a great episode btw. By far the most entertaining yet. It's nice when you don't censor yourselves so much, like in this episode. Much more relatable.
I Know I'm late... But the whole 22:00 to 27:0 bit with the football guy... just.. use the invincibility frames from getting smacked by the fish and rush past him... >
Hey SBB! The most awesome thing ever would be if you had each successful section edited together to show what it would take to make it in one beautiful run.
prankstered I TRY TO OPEN MY EYES I TRY TO SEE BUT I'M BLINDED BY THE WHITE LIGHT. I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I'M LYING HERE TONIGHT. AND I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN AND I CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY NO I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN... *HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?* *I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES* *GOT NOWHERE TO RUN* *THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY* *I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE* *I JUST WANNA SCREAM* *HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?* You are very welcome in advance. :)
Question 1: Yes they are yellow blocks frozen. Question 2: I didn't recognize the song. Also I can't belive how much progress you guys are making. Keep it up.
+Graysongdl When I finally got around to 100%ing SMW on my own (it was always a family effort to clear the game before I got the GBA version), I played like 90% of the game with the camera moved forward. It made it FAR easier to time running jumps. Not to mention it triggers enemies sooner so the "barely appears on screen then slams into you" bit doesn't exist.
9:10 - Yeah, not surprised. Mario World actually DOES tell you about it in one of the Doughnut Lands stages...and it proves absolutely pointless, both there and throughout the rest of the game. So people tend to forget about it pretty quickly.
It DOES tell you?! I had no idea! I'm playing SMW Advmace 2 on emulator, so I don't know if it tdlling you is in the game, but if it is I completely forgot! I'mma try it out next time I can!
Like... I find this hilarious.... but I just don't understand why anybody in their right mind would ever want to willingly subject themselves to this insanity.
Oh, shit. Is it Kaizo Drinking game time? No, not every time he dies. Just every time the counter comes up. Other rules: Alex makes a weird noise, or Jirard gets audibly angry.
Even three years later my favorite moment is Alex saying @7:07 ...
"That's your plan?!" In complete disbelief
2 things i love about the kaizo vida.
1. the hidden block.
2. hearing jurard yell NOOOO every time he is at the end and dies
why is alex the chillest man alive
***** Alex is pretty chill as long as it doesn't involve the Pokémans, especially ubers.
***** He gets super butthurt a lot.
He's a real life Jake the dog
May the Spirit of ProtonJon be with you always, ProJirard.
PanormousPanda ProtonJonrard
he can't be, he uploads way too often and doesn't give nearly as much eggs.
Dixon Cider DidYouPeanutProtonJonrardshow's gooDicarus?
Dixon Cider The KnowWhatToDoist?
ProJirard The Finishist? I can't believe it's you!
I love your handle @AzureBeast
There should totally be an AlexWasRight counter. Love his insights. #PressR
List of memorable moments:
Jirard is Jared now
"Say what you want about my name, but you are just illiterate"
"Kaizo's going down...there's no reason to...frown"
#alexthechillguy
The Coin Block returns
"I have to avoid the block"
Alex cheers
Siren comes to get Alex
Jirard fucks it up...and fixes it
"I'm gooood...and now I'm dead"
Jirard fucks it up for real...or not
"The pooch is gone"
"Grandpa, you can't play video games!" "I BEAT KAIZO MARIO YOU DUMB KID"!
Coin Block is back again
"The motherfucking *DOLPHINS*"
SO close
I swear to god those hidden blocks get me every single time. The one with the Chargin' Chuck had me laughing my ass off. I love this series.
Once again, my favourite part of all of kaizo, is the music in the background constantly repeating the same parts for 20 minutes
My god that last part is brutal.
Also, that ghost that possesses you is the ProtonJon from 7 years ago. ;P
9:08 I also had no idea this was a feature, that's crazy! I imagine Jirard had the same bewildered smile on his face as I had on mine
The pink liquid with the water on top is just water and lava overlapping eachother in the tiles.
At 23:40 I was screaming "You're invincible while he's flashing! Just run through him! It's not lag!!!" Haha damnit you guys should know that trick in Mario by now.
9:12, you can almost hear Jirard's brain fizzle out... lol
Ahh, that old video game trope. Lava cave level seamlessly transitioning into dolphin cave level.
Fun fact. The title of this level is "Norfair," as in the Metroid map.
The most mindblowing thing on this series so far was when Jirard moved the screen to the right. I really had no idea either.
Jirard, if this series has taught you anything, it should be this;
Just do what Alex says, and everything will be a lot easier.
Jirard is always so concerned about running out of time - but he's using save states so his time is almost always perfect....
+antilles58 hi brother
***** hi...brother....
You can move the camera in Mario world?!??
Welp, you learn something new every day
12:07 lovin the Doors reference!
Nature documentarian: "Here we see the majestic ProtonJirard, the SaveStatist in his natural habitat, fending off the trials of this mythical creature with the aid of his symbiotic friend, Alex the Cool Cat.
Questions of the day:
Ice blocks, pretty sure those are in the base game, or at least the base Lunar Magic editor. They just look like the yellow blocks. The fact the level was icy didn't matter much. Might have a minor detail or two wrong with this.
As for the song, no idea if you were right.
(if there was a third, didn't finish the video. Got class)
Jirard constantly forgets that the game expects the impossible. So when Alex says "you didn't mess up," maybe listen every time. He has a good grasp of what you need to do.
Sometimes he does things utterly impossible...Sometimes he takes 20+ times to make a basic jump. I love it lol
14:32
Football Guy: "So, Why'd you stomp on my head? I helped you get up here.."
Mario: "Oh, You know...."
....
....
Football Guy: "Hey, stop, that hurts.. wait.. ahh help, i'm falling.. help me.. ahhh, noooo.." *poof*
That run at 34:39 wasn't Jirard, it was the Magnificent Steiner.
Under 100 club! But seriously guys I'm loving these Kaizo plays please keep them coming, you guys are the best to watch.
11:50 "Erroneous Monk" 10/10 reference.
Did I read the katakana right? Level 6 is called 'Norfair'??
yeah man! well spotted!
Aaron Abram Thanks, although I later thought maybe it was "No Fair", which would also make sense, LOL
ノウフェア would be no fair. ノルフェア is 100percent norfair. Sweet spot ill be reading the level names now haha.
I think it was meant as No Fair, but as it is with translations, sometimes we get very weird wording out of it. nothing is ever 100% right or wrong xD
Language is it's own little gremlin x3
You know it's kind of impressive what the mario world physics engine simulates.
Wow, at the end of level 5 he caughtched the bullet!
Jirard is so unbelievably impatient. Like the most impatient person i've ever seen :D
Poor March Jirard. He didn't know that Jared from Subway diddled kids...
+BlueStormZion Jirard is Jared
I agree - that might be the best hidden block yet! I'm grinning from ear to ear after that one ;)
I love how supportive you two are to each other. That's what makes me happy.
34:55 made me actually laugh out loud :D
I love the relationship you guys have, it's nice seeing the "uncut" side of you compared to your main videos
This was a great episode btw. By far the most entertaining yet. It's nice when you don't censor yourselves so much, like in this episode. Much more relatable.
Alex nice obscure jazz reference sprinkled into I hope other people picked up on that
*in
Wayne Miller it seems noonr else got the philoneus monk reference
Jirard: "People don't care!" It's ok bud, for everyone 1 person who doesn't their are hundreds who do :D
Please finish your story about Nintendo watching Kaizo
I have rewatched all the kaizo series so many times and the block still makes me laugh every time 😂
Omg that block shenanigans jiard pulled off was amazing as well as the almost flawless dolphin run!
31:07 - 31:17 Proof that physics does not exist.
lol a mario spirit posesing him, YU-GI-OH!!!!!
Tezla Alchemia CHILDHOOD!
Whew glad I finally caught up on this series. Now to go back and watch the entire Wild ARMs LP... That one will take a bit.
Omg late night kaizo. Hell yea
When i heard of "Welcome bro" i thought of last night..."Suplex City Bitch"
That was great
if your so close to the end... finish it ; ; dont wait for another episode, the suspense is killing me ; ;
That perfect moment at the dolphins i was screaming saveeeee the stateeeeee!
Love this series so far guys. I love the hang out vibe! Keep up the good work!
I Know I'm late... But the whole 22:00 to 27:0 bit with the football guy... just.. use the invincibility frames from getting smacked by the fish and rush past him... >
He would of been ahead of the bridge though
Hey SBB! The most awesome thing ever would be if you had each successful section edited together to show what it would take to make it in one beautiful run.
First time ever catching this as it's uploaded. Such a good series, gutted I no longer have any episodes to binge watch. Keep up the good work!
I love the way Alex goes like "ooo!" whenever something good almost happens.
9:08 holy shit I didn't know you could do that either
3:30 - 3:33
"Are we surfin'? Ohhh we're surfin'."
I've never gasped and yelled audibly at my tv while on youtube except while watching Kaizo and my two favorite bros
12:41 How could this happend to me... i made a mistake...
prankstered I TRY TO OPEN MY EYES
I TRY TO SEE BUT I'M BLINDED BY THE WHITE LIGHT.
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY
I'M LYING HERE TONIGHT.
AND I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN
AND I CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY
NO I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN...
*HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?*
*I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES*
*GOT NOWHERE TO RUN*
*THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY*
*I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE*
*I JUST WANNA SCREAM*
*HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?*
You are very welcome in advance. :)
***** Hi Stephen! How's Stephen? Has his shoulder healed yet?
***** No, that was good, Stephen.
IN SOVIET STEPHEN BAD IS GOOD.
***** IN SOVIET STEPHEN SOVIET STEPHEN IS IN SOVIET STEPHEN. THAT MADE NO SENSE.
I love Beard Bros and watching you guys get threw Kaizo, so good.
Dolphins: Nature's bastards...
Question 1: Yes they are yellow blocks frozen. Question 2: I didn't recognize the song. Also I can't belive how much progress you guys are making. Keep it up.
"Just press 'R'"
".....................what."
My exact response.
Fun fact: Stage 6's name is Norfair
When I beat this game myself, Those random hidden blocks gave me a howling laughing fit!! XD
Keep up the great work guys! This and Grim Fandango are my favorite ways to past time during the day :D
Another beauty from the Beard Bros. Love what you guys do. Stay beautiful and never change!
Wait, you can move the camera FORWARD!? HOW HAVE I NEVER KNOWN THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE!?
+Graysongdl When I finally got around to 100%ing SMW on my own (it was always a family effort to clear the game before I got the GBA version), I played like 90% of the game with the camera moved forward.
It made it FAR easier to time running jumps. Not to mention it triggers enemies sooner so the "barely appears on screen then slams into you" bit doesn't exist.
LordOberic1 Definitely sounds like that'd help.
This is the most pure form of entertainment I have ever seen
THE SCREEN CAN SCROLL?!!?! mind blown.
31:07
That slowdown was right on time lol.
"That's not a color I've ever seen down there." -Alex
Jirard, I love you man, but when Alex tells you to wait, fucking wait lmao
You guys are amazing Kaizo is my favorite part of my day
They tell you about scrolling the screen with R and L buttons on the stage right before the second Boss Castle in the real game.
***** QotD: Frozen blocks man. Blockcicles! Tasty for a mid-summer treat to beat the heat!
I love that double "NOOOOOO" at the football player
I'm not even playing but my palms are sweating just watching Jirad play!! XD
i think beard bros has become my new favorite lets play channel
Are you guys gonna do Kaizo mario 64?
I was gonna sleep. Good thing I checked UA-cam before I did!
I am with you on the R button thing, never knew that, :U
9:10 - Yeah, not surprised. Mario World actually DOES tell you about it in one of the Doughnut Lands stages...and it proves absolutely pointless, both there and throughout the rest of the game. So people tend to forget about it pretty quickly.
It DOES tell you?! I had no idea! I'm playing SMW Advmace 2 on emulator, so I don't know if it tdlling you is in the game, but if it is I completely forgot! I'mma try it out next time I can!
The things I missed about Kaizo: Jirard's singing and Alex noises. XD
Alex, the song is 'This is the End' by The Doors. All of what you sang was the same song but the lyrics were way off.
I just made soup and I come to my computer to find a new episode of Kaizo.
Soup and Kaizo... does life get any more sublime?
I guess you watched the... Souper Beard Bros play Kaizo
Jimbert Himbert good one
Is it just me benign crazy, or is that weird water just water on top of lava?
Yes. It is just tile overlap. It does look a lot like poison water from later in the series though.
This episode was super funny and amazing keep up the good work u guys. XD
Just watched Blue Lips... Needed something to cheer me up, so I came here! (and to JSE/Mark)
LOL I've never seen this kind of brutal gaming before. And I though prince of persia was pretty difficult
Please do kaizo with a facecam. The hidden block moments would be pure gold :D
just finished watching day9 suffer with the poems for 3 hours during mostly walking and now i see a new kaizo haha it's suffering day i guess xD
Woo~ I've been waiting all day for this!
Like... I find this hilarious.... but I just don't understand why anybody in their right mind would ever want to willingly subject themselves to this insanity.
ALEX, WHY YOU SO CHILL? :3
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THOSE BLOCKS are.
They are frozen blocks, frozen so cold they never thaw. just kidding.
Oh, shit. Is it Kaizo Drinking game time?
No, not every time he dies. Just every time the counter comes up. Other rules: Alex makes a weird noise, or Jirard gets audibly angry.
The way he plays makes me so anxious
... The camera- OMG THAT WAS HERE?! WHAT?!
..and the award for best hidden block goes to:
11:21
That cheep cheep at the end, I can't believe it!