WOW. Men only want *one thing* and it's.... really understandable. Don't worry brothers. You're not alone. We'll all be brothers and sisters in Sovngarde, soon enough.
the best part was the tacked on "one follows my ship in space" is utter gold because that was an actual glitch you can get. random objects attaching to your ship, permanently. some people where even unlucky enough to get entire cities glued to their ship.
i hate them so much, at least with shouts you had to do a dungeon or fight a dragon, but in starfield you gotta go to the planet, and walk to them, then do the hoops, and thats it, f**king boring.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he IS using AI here, the voices are too perfect, where the hell would he have gotten those voice samples from otherwise? I have no problem with it, but if you compare this video to some earlier stuff it's like night and day.
It wouldn't be the same. Gamerpoop just works better when you can see the cuts, when you can hear the choppy dialogue being strung together sloppily. It's part of the humor, and it's far more creative that way. It has a touch of humanity to it. We've seen AI Dagoth Ur so many times by now it should be obvious: there is nothing inherently funny about hearing Dagoth say stuff he wouldn't say in the game. What's funny is hearing him say his normal lines in such a way as to make him look like a weird amalgamation of code and edits thrown together by a mad scientist with the sole intention of making people on the internet laugh at stupid gay jokes.
You know what sucks. First temple I went into I thought it was this beautiful moment of wonder and discovery. Then they just copy pasted it over and over. That first time though was beautiful. Floating amongst lights to this rising song and just enjoying immersing myself in that one moment.
The fact manslayer has been doing this for over 10 years now and it’s still just as funny, truly, no matter how much the world changes, skyrim shit posts by manslayer remain
Oof, the tough question: THIS or THAT? But it's ironic that they'd "never square you" when character & environmental design still have "sharp corners", so to speak.
Imperial solder: What are they doing over there? Whiterun guard: I haven't the foggiest, but so long as they're not attacking, you want to grab some bread? Imperial solder: Ye, sure, why not, just remember to take your helmet off before you try to eat...(sees the Dragonborn staring at them) Whiterun guard: Wait, the Dragonborn joined the Stormcloaks this playthrough? Imperial solder: Oh by the gods, NO... wait why is he a dark el- Dragonborn: Fuuuus-Ro-DAH (sends them both flying)
I love these new takes on previous videos you've made. Do you use AI to synthesize the voices at all now or do you still do it entirely the same way as you've been doing it?
The female nord saying “We’ll never square you, never!” While pointing at the sweetroll is just perfection.
Was gonna like but it's on 69... nice
Someone is going to make a squared sweetroll for Skyrim and/or Starfield now. 😂
So that's who stole my sweet roll!
@@dylandoh6495I'm actually quite surprised the Devs didn't do it. They shouldn't have called the PC starborn, and should have done this instead.
@@dylandoh6495 Cheese roll chunks.
"Here, come cry on me."
...Is what every man needs to hear. 😭
Too real...
WOW. Men only want *one thing* and it's.... really understandable. Don't worry brothers. You're not alone. We'll all be brothers and sisters in Sovngarde, soon enough.
Seriously that got me
@@JB-xl2jcimplying any of us would die in battle
Every man dreams to hear that from a tall Nord mommy
So which is worse: Squared Foods or Curved Swords?
Both are damn right
*BIG* curved swords
A squared function makes a curve on a graph, they're the same thing
Aooo aoooo! “Stop it!”
SQUARED. PENISES.
"Have you been to the cryo lab?" "Yes! 17 times"
God its so true it hurts to laugh.
the best part was the tacked on "one follows my ship in space" is utter gold because that was an actual glitch you can get.
random objects attaching to your ship, permanently.
some people where even unlucky enough to get entire cities glued to their ship.
@@vasheeri How is this even possible?
Bethesda @@Bartoc1988
@@Bartoc1988Bethesda magic
@@Bartoc1988 Bethesda is a bunch of shitty developers using an outdated engine.
In Starfield, you can immerse yourself in ancient alien temples and roleplay as a *fucking goldfish*
Plays Starfield, doesn't know how to use the word "immerse", IQ checks out
@user-tl4iy5pr5qSome things are better left unknown.
@@Nefariously_ignorant little bro thinks he's slick~
Your brain needs examinatiob@@Nefariously_ignorant
@@Ekafeman More like bro doesn't know what sarcasm is.
0:26 that scream while zooming into his face is the funniest shit i've seen in a while 🤣
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*severe PTSD revealed*
bless you for placing this timestamp!
I honestly hate doing them over and over again why not do it once and call it a day
@@benjaminmeredith327 not just that, getting there is always the same with a sprinkle of starborne at times
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............. 🤣🤣🤣
Guy can’t catch a break. First Dragon Age and now starfield
Bastard pre-orders, you can tell with that look in his eyes.
Well personally at least Dragon Age Origins was a great game, Starfield on the other hand...
@@00Mike55 100% agree with you.
Poor dude just can't win!
Dragon Age is mid at best. Can't even destroy the chantry.
"The mystical hula-hoop temples"
*"WUARAAAAAAAAGH!"*
**PTSD Unlocked**
"Or what about the mystical hula hoop temples?"
*PTSD unlocked*
😂
“Mystical hula hoop temples” is what I’m calling those from now on.
What are they called originally?
@@ardanwin5724 Halo arrays
i hate them so much, at least with shouts you had to do a dungeon or fight a dragon, but in starfield you gotta go to the planet, and walk to them, then do the hoops, and thats it, f**king boring.
@@ardanwin5724 they're just called temples
@@Emigdiosback kk thx :)
I remember when it was "for Dragon Age". That's how old Skyrim is.
"Why won't you work?!"
It's a nightmare, for all Bethesda games
WHAT THE FUUUC-
"We'll never square you, never!"
*pats sweetroll on the top*
Dawwwww let me guess... Someone squared your Sweetroll?
good sweetroll c:
The quiet “here, here” got me. Even if he is killed by his own kin, the man got some support for his redemption.
PTSD guy was my favorite lmfao
"but you said starfield first!!"
XD
It's pretty awesome that mans1ay3r still does the classic voice edit stuff In a age where AI voices are everywhere.
Even if he uses AI, I would like it if he could still clip the sounds lol
Actually, I'm pretty sure he IS using AI here, the voices are too perfect, where the hell would he have gotten those voice samples from otherwise? I have no problem with it, but if you compare this video to some earlier stuff it's like night and day.
@@nullone3181it can be throw normal technology just getting better.
It wouldn't be the same. Gamerpoop just works better when you can see the cuts, when you can hear the choppy dialogue being strung together sloppily. It's part of the humor, and it's far more creative that way. It has a touch of humanity to it.
We've seen AI Dagoth Ur so many times by now it should be obvious: there is nothing inherently funny about hearing Dagoth say stuff he wouldn't say in the game. What's funny is hearing him say his normal lines in such a way as to make him look like a weird amalgamation of code and edits thrown together by a mad scientist with the sole intention of making people on the internet laugh at stupid gay jokes.
The Skyrim characters.sayimg starfield is definitely AI generated. But AI voices does not take away from the comedy of this short. Stop being pompous.
"This stupid thing! why wont you work!"
in guard's voice, really cracks up.
Stormcloak soldier: "Come cry on me."
Me: "Yes, mommy."
Never have I ever feel impacted by that sentence said by a woman. Never thought I need to hear it. Simple words like "Come cry on me." is perfection.
If she were in front of me and was speaking directly to me I think the flood gates would've dropped and there'd be no stopping it
+Simp +Mommy Issues
Bruh, it’s a Stormcloak, bruh.
@@ValkynazKivan Don't care. I'm single AND desperate.
That random pan down to the sweet roll is why we love you, brother.
These spins on classic GamerPoop moments are absolutely beautiful.
Praise be Manslayer
best extended classic gamerpoop so far
Original 2011: FOR DRAGONAGE!
Extended Cut 2024: FOR STARFIELD!
You know what sucks. First temple I went into I thought it was this beautiful moment of wonder and discovery. Then they just copy pasted it over and over. That first time though was beautiful. Floating amongst lights to this rising song and just enjoying immersing myself in that one moment.
This spliced together conversation of silly things flows better than any conversation in actual Skyrim.
0:55
"Well... For Skyrim?" (hear hear!)
I dunno why that made me crack but it did
"If you need a new power just grab me. Then touch me" - Hula hoop temple
I like how they correct him first but they still decide to kill him anyways
"We'll never ⬛️ you, never."
🍮
That "hear hear" cracked me up.
Had it on loop, then heard it. XD
You're putting out better director's cuts than Ridley Scott.
A CRYOLAB FOLLOWED HIS SHIP LMAAAO I REMEMBER THAT POST
Seeing a manslayer upload in '24 and hearing that music after a 1 minute video refills my soulgems.
“We’ll never square you.” I LOLd
Guard 1: "Or what about... the mystical hula-hoop temples?"
Guard 5: *Terrified scream of the ultimate fear*
I lost it, lmao! 😂
"Here, come cry on me"
Stanfield was so bad I actually needed to cry so thank you!
When he closed his eyes and faced the sky, I felt it.
Papa has blessed us
You meant Papa Meat now needs to animate this.
@@laharlkent That would be awesome
0:28
“This stupid thing, why won’t you work, WHAT THE FUUUUuuuuuu-“
😂😂😂😂😂
"PTSD unlocked"
That killed me XD
So damn funny. The bits about the cryo lab and the temple ptsd really got me. Good show old bean
Good Gamerpoop gets never old, better then memes, or YTP
AND: for Skyrim and Fallout 4
A grown man screams in fear 0:26
Seems like the most terrifying thing he has seen as a warrior. Chills.
Been a fan since day one!
The way he screamed 😂
0:27 Me after putting in 100 hours in Starfield trying to get that classic Bethesda RPG excitement but it never came.
It's insane how bad it was and how quickly almost everyone dropped it
"Did you see those losers from Starfield? They've got _squared foods._ Squared. Foods."
0:29 A new hand cannot touch the beacon!
a minute old upload appeared in my recommendations
Thank you, algorythm
“Here, come cry on me.” I’d never thought…..I hear that from a filthy Stormcloak.
As long as you keep making these, I'll keep watching them 🤣
Square food
We'll never square sweet rolls!
That PTSD flashback and scream 💀💀
no way they'll ever square the empire's pretty damn tasty nachos
"I.. I.. well... for Skyrim!"
"I knew, you'd understand. But you said Starfield first!" 😆
The quality of the dialogue splicing in this one is phenomenal!
This make me so happy, even though i never played starfield.
The "here come cry on me" was wholesome
Thank you for never squaring our sweet rolls. You're truly a greater hero than we deserve.
Mystical hula hoop temples has me in a crease 🤣🤣
"Mystical hula hoop temples "
I'm truly loving these updated videos. They almost feel like the "Mans1ay3r Cut".
Looking forward to the 4 hour release.
BRO!
This is the best voice-work I've seen in ANY of your videos!
This is GREAT.
That ending got me good. 🤣🤣🤣
Man I love how these gags have been familiar, but there's new spins on things.
The fact manslayer has been doing this for over 10 years now and it’s still just as funny, truly, no matter how much the world changes, skyrim shit posts by manslayer remain
It's about damn time, he finally uses 11 labs to get it done.
"We'll never square you. NEVER."
**Slowly pans to the sweet role**
Oof, the tough question: THIS or THAT?
But it's ironic that they'd "never square you" when character & environmental design still have "sharp corners", so to speak.
Me not getting mans1ay3r video recommended to me anymore so I have to binge watch all the content I missed
The mystical hula hoop temples 😂
I'm on NG+9 with full power
That's 216 Hula Hoop Temples...
I could've been playing Skyrim instead
when that one female guard shows more respect to sweetroll than my math teacher to our class
At 0:32 What the FaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA I cant anymore 😂
"here, come cry on me" is like the evolution of 'do you need a tissue' and i love it.
This man still got it.
A one minute video that perfectly summarizes the Starfield experience.
When I'm feeling down, I watch your videos and it makes me happy again.
This video has given me a feeling of joy and nostalgia that I have not felt for some time. Thank you Manslayer! Please never stop!
The fact its been 6 hours since uploading, and you have over 15,500 views. The fans are still here.
I love.. LOVE these videos
"Here here."
This is beautiful
Damn, those voiceovers are nothing compared to the older videos. Really fenomenal and flawless work, man!
I misss youuuuu manslayeer!!
Perfection! Really great job on the vocal meshing
We would never square you manslayer! NEVER!
The camera pan to the sweetroll 😂
2011 modeling the sweet roll is nearly square food
Imperial solder: What are they doing over there?
Whiterun guard: I haven't the foggiest, but so long as they're not attacking, you want to grab some bread?
Imperial solder: Ye, sure, why not, just remember to take your helmet off before you try to eat...(sees the Dragonborn staring at them)
Whiterun guard: Wait, the Dragonborn joined the Stormcloaks this playthrough?
Imperial solder: Oh by the gods, NO... wait why is he a dark el-
Dragonborn: Fuuuus-Ro-DAH (sends them both flying)
mans1ay3r's still cracking about?! God, I haven't watched these in about a decade
Glorious. Make him realise his errors first, and then dogpile
She was square in all the right places!
I haven't played starfield but this made me audibly laugh, thanks for upload
You giving sequels/remakes to your old stuff is priceless
0:47 talking to the sweet roll in my inventory
you bring words of truth as aways
A proper review of Starfail'd.
I love these new takes on previous videos you've made. Do you use AI to synthesize the voices at all now or do you still do it entirely the same way as you've been doing it?
FOR HONOR!