Reminds me of Gothic 1 and 2 guards. World's worst investigators, but you can bet they'll cut you down if you even try to pass through a gate without clearance.
@@gasmonkey1000 I've not tried the Steam version, but I've pirated a few times before I actually bought it (back in like 2010). As long as your country doesn't react too poorly to it (like Norway) and you've got a good firewall+anti-virus, it could be worth trying to pirate it.
*Bard approaches guard* *Bard stares at guard* *Guard stares down into Bards soul* *Bard starts to play music that would please the harpies in hell while also imploding the guards nostril* *Bard stops...* Guard: "That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard... You may pass!" Bard: "Oh thank you Kindly, guard!" Guard: "You may pass... You may pass RIGHT INTO HELL!" *Guard stabs Bard draining him of all the fluids in his body, Bard dies in the process* *Ceremonial music plays*
[Burke Voice] “And so ends the tale of the shortest, least satisfying RPG session ever. Our heroes dead, a random-ass guard leveling up, and the subhuman vagrants of the city going to bed with surprisingly full bellies.”
Stinkofango didn't go invisible but he attacks the guard as he slipped by the banana. Bard didn't go sound his way through with music while walking but instead, beside the guard, just to earrape the guard. Stinkfist is the only one who followed instructions.
It was true however, that the sound that reached the guards ear on that day, was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard. At that moment he realized that music was more than the headache causing background noise he heard in the tavern every evening. He started practicing on the flute, over which he met the love of his life. When he comes home after a long day of guard duty. He is met by the glass shattering sounds of his wive singing as he enters the front garden. The days of his constant headaches are gone and so is his drinking problem. Life is good. The bard however was clearly responsible for injuring a representative of the holy guard on duty, so he had it coming.
Imagine a guy that is so deranged that he thinks he is a medieval guard in 2018. Imagine that guy actually killing people to fulfill his "duty". Imagine Karl.
It occurred to me that Swedish People when drunk develop flawless Northern English sounding accents which has deep historical implications for us all. #Danelaw
Legends have spoken of a guard who's assignment was to guard a singular entry way into a fort.... Of which he diligently stood watch, impervious to all ailments, be it physical or magical. There he remained, continuing his duty, even after the fort was naught but ruins and the civilization that he hailed from and served had long collapsed, for it was his duty. And he would not dare forsake it even for death.
Just watched Medieval Dead. Documentary series about battlefields, archaeology folks digging stuff up. One was about the massacre outside the walls of Visby, where the militia made their final stand. Reminded me of this fresh madness.
Garrot typecasted as the wretched goblinoid bard.
Thank you.
thats my garrot headcanon
can we get karl voicing a gretchin on a cannon papa alfa?
poor miserable fella.
3:27 was expecting "you may pass, you may pass right through my ass!"
the face he made at 3:29 though caught me off guard
The Monty Pyton and the holy grial remake is looking great
@Samar3n but it’s Lancelot dying at the gate, not the guards.
So a rogue, a sorcerer, a monk, and a "Bard" tried to get pass a guard and failed miserably. This an average dnd session
Talk about low rolls
Monk? I figured it was a barbarian with the rage music and whatnot.
Done Monty Python style!
you forgot the murderhobos
I need a sneaking is illegal mod for skyrim now.
Honestly, that would make sense. Someone who sneaks around is probably up to no good.
You're a sneaky looking fellow
Only if it comes with a complete male guard voice pack with Karl's voice acting.
Who's got $5000 septum?
Costumes - ✓
Blood - ✓
Witch murdering - ✓
Earrape - ✓
FF vibes - ✓
*Quality content detected*
what is FF, again?
Final fantasy i think
@@glass7923 i think i meant Filthy Frank
Beggars - ✓
The beggars ate rather well that day
They were better than the Emperors Mercy Brand Bars
@@seermayton-el3488 attention multiple parties have reported you
How do you plead and if you say your inoccent say it in 20 words
@@aymanelkadouri8235 FACHK you I'm joinin CHAOS!!!
@@seermayton-el3488 did somebody say joining chaos oh oh SMASH IT!!
What a travesty !
You cant have fat beggars roaming the city.
Reminds me of Gothic 1 and 2 guards. World's worst investigators, but you can bet they'll cut you down if you even try to pass through a gate without clearance.
Bidmartinlo Sneaking is illegal.
You are the dirt beneath my fingernails, make yourself scarce!
Bidmartinlo same with skyrim, even after killing the big bad dragon I would still get my ass handed to me by the guards
Love Gothic 1. Wish I could get Gothic 2 to fucking work. *LOOKS AT STEAM AND ITS LISTING OF GOTHIC 2*
@@gasmonkey1000 I've not tried the Steam version, but I've pirated a few times before I actually bought it (back in like 2010). As long as your country doesn't react too poorly to it (like Norway) and you've got a good firewall+anti-virus, it could be worth trying to pirate it.
Sneaking in medieval times actually WAS illegal, amazing historical accuracy, Karl.
And that noise at the end was likely to be the most beautiful sound a person could have heard in those times... so yea it's pretty darn accurate
Ey brudder where's your icon fromHH
@@PS3Fan487 my girlfriend drew it
That's rad!
@Will Braxton
Was sneaking also punishable by death on sight during medieval times?
I salute our veterans, whom everyday protect our country.
Here here!
ur welcome
From illegal sneaking!
Sneaking is illegal
You got it all wrong... it's pronounced " *_SNEAKING IS ILLEGAL_* "
(Screams in agony)
*Bard approaches guard*
*Bard stares at guard*
*Guard stares down into Bards soul*
*Bard starts to play music that would please the harpies in hell while also imploding the guards nostril*
*Bard stops...*
Guard: "That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard... You may pass!"
Bard: "Oh thank you Kindly, guard!"
Guard: "You may pass... You may pass RIGHT INTO HELL!"
*Guard stabs Bard draining him of all the fluids in his body, Bard dies in the process*
*Ceremonial music plays*
Why the hell am I laughing?!
[Burke Voice]
“And so ends the tale of the shortest, least satisfying RPG session ever. Our heroes dead, a random-ass guard leveling up, and the subhuman vagrants of the city going to bed with surprisingly full bellies.”
Props to you for taking a whole year off UA-cam to guard that one gate. You truly are a man of dedication and loyalty.
...how much do they pay you?
Fuck all
@@kokarorloli Not even pickled duck eggs imported from Iceland?
He works for nooo maaan, for he is the black knight!!
Sorry, what is 'pay'?
@@BroadwayNPO this comment discussion is payment enough for imperial guardman, by sigmar.
I like how the bicyclelists are like, "Oi! What's going on here? You disturbing the peace?"
wat's all dis den eh?
@@pnutz_2 Who's dat rumblin'?
@@pnutz_2 *That's a nice head you have on your shoulders*
You realize that today is my birthday right? I get a new Karl video on my birthday. This is the best gift ever. :D
That means you go first into the meat grinder.
Stinkofango didn't go invisible but he attacks the guard as he slipped by the banana.
Bard didn't go sound his way through with music while walking but instead, beside the guard, just to earrape the guard.
Stinkfist is the only one who followed instructions.
The plan kinda went down the drain when the thief got caught
Correct. I did. :)
@@Segegerstadt You were amazing as Stinkfist, thank you.
"Oh loot em! Loot his fookin' corpse." God damn hobos. XD
KARL LIVES! STOMP! STOMP!
Hahaha!
Guard: "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome then you! Who goes there?"
Karl looks like his actual icon. It's amazing.
A true legend.
So thats how a typical DnD-Campagne ends, good to know ^^
Even if you failed at your studies, this is still pretty awesome video ^^
What a wonderful example of mercy applied by the law enforcers
ORDO NOTIFICATUS PRESENT!!!
WE WILL PROVIDE THE LIKES!!!
Jergens Herbit AND I WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS
It was true however, that the sound that reached the guards ear on that day, was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard. At that moment he realized that music was more than the headache causing background noise he heard in the tavern every evening. He started practicing on the flute, over which he met the love of his life. When he comes home after a long day of guard duty. He is met by the glass shattering sounds of his wive singing as he enters the front garden. The days of his constant headaches are gone and so is his drinking problem. Life is good.
The bard however was clearly responsible for injuring a representative of the holy guard on duty, so he had it coming.
This is the first depiction of a competent guard I have ever seen
Imagine a guy that is so deranged that he thinks he is a medieval guard in 2018. Imagine that guy actually killing people to fulfill his "duty". Imagine Karl.
Imagine? That's reality
Havent seen ya in over a year AND THIS is what you present me.... All is forgiven cause this is obviously a masterpiece
That Guard sounded awfully like the Chapter leader of the UltraSmurfs!
Karl voices him
That beggar got a full nights worth of corpses
That day was thanksgiving for them
This fools thought they could get past The almighty Karl! THAT WAS THEIR FIRST MISTAKE!
THE DARK LORD LIVES!
Shid, Karl, real sad that thats happened, but just the fact that you got new content out is already good.
When the whole part rolls natural ones
The guy on the tour bike took one look at Karl, the Holy Guard and turned his ass right around.
Ravendil 3 is looking pretty great.
The Imperial guard could use more men like Karl.
i would not be surprised if this is how a DnD campaign ended. its good to see you back karl
Who else thought it was going to be an imperial guard video?
As it turns out, Karl got his job as a guard because he's *really* good at being a guard.
At first i thought it was a 40k video then i realized it could be a 40k video.
That feeling when your play group rolls eight conservative ones.
ΤHe Greek Orthodox chants confused me greatly.
Unnecessary, they were.
Perfect illustration of the roleplay experience
I like to imagine that the townspeople are trapped inside as they have to deal with the same shit every time they try to leave
Gotta love those (blood effect)
Best production I've ever seen
Blood_Splat_01
I hate to say it but at this point I use those effects like an inside joke because they are kinda shit
Karl’s upgraded his animation
When the dnd party is going against a high level aggressive guard
I half expected Mr. Guard to tell the Bard there was no toll and he was just there to keep the peace and monitor traffic.
It occurred to me that Swedish People when drunk develop flawless Northern English sounding accents which has deep historical implications for us all. #Danelaw
We missed you, Karl. Good shit.
I have waited long for this day when Karl returned! I was not disappointed. This is getting sent to my Pathfinder group ASAP!!!!
That's got to be the OP guard i ever seen.
Can you imagine these guys in If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech Device?
Deranged Chaos Lord emerges from the Eye of Terror for the first time in millennia to bestow primordial knowledge upon the mortal realm.
A most glorious return of our esteemed maniac
I'd ask for more content but I'm worried it's iillegal. 10/10 you murdered my sides
Too bad filming didn't go so right.
At least you got us lad! We'll always be here for ya.
The ones that graded you Karl the deranged dident understand perfektion to begin with. This is god jul right here.
Bard: THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!
Legends have spoken of a guard who's assignment was to guard a singular entry way into a fort.... Of which he diligently stood watch, impervious to all ailments, be it physical or magical. There he remained, continuing his duty, even after the fort was naught but ruins and the civilization that he hailed from and served had long collapsed, for it was his duty. And he would not dare forsake it even for death.
Now back, to waiting again !
The stars are right, Karl has posted!
The Steel Legionnaire just as planned! hahahaha!
Karl has awakened from his long hibernation.
Biodegradable He’s one of my inspirations for Voice Acting 😄
Skaven eating good tonight
That flute playing was better than jeremy soule.
I'm happy to see you back again. Hope everything goes better for you.
What in the fuck - those costumes look better than almost any fecking hollywood production.
Things like this should happen in a stage play in every Renaissance Fair out there!
Damn, that "blood effect" was brutal. That guard has absolutely no sense of mercy!
hey you know what man, its good to see you're okay and doing okay so that's all that matters
Finest city guard ive ever seen, Captain Carrot would be proud
I dunno why but "conspiracy of silence" playing in the background was hilarious
Just watched Medieval Dead. Documentary series about battlefields, archaeology folks digging stuff up. One was about the massacre outside the walls of Visby, where the militia made their final stand.
Reminded me of this fresh madness.
This is choas descend 5 and you cant convince me otherwise.
level 1 DnD party all fails their stat checks
2:15 when somebody politely asks me why i love khorne so much
The kind of energy and commitment Karl gives to his brand of humor is something I want to strive towards.
3:52 Lol.....I luv how that guy is giving you this look that says "OH SHIT ITZ GANDALF!!!!!" XD
Here's why I love your videos It's completely random and that's so funny to see
My people can learn much from you in the ways of border patrol.
Karl’s voice has been the voice of my inner monologue for years. Bless this beautiful bastard.
Neverwinter Tavern music for the win!
A man of culture!
A true Slaaneshi champion of excess Garrot is with that 「Bubonic Symphony」of his.
1:34 just some normal woman avoiding the escaped mental patients three.
Good decision
Fucking amazing as always. Cant breath. To much laughing
Karl, you´re the best guard ive ever seen, please keep making content it just "hits the spot" :) love from iceland
That's why you all attack at the same time, then the sneak guy might have made it past
Better than Skyrim 10/10 would play again best graphics ever!!!
Had Karl been on Prometheus, Kitten and Magnus would have been dead on the spot.
Best of luck in your future endeavours.
"Stinkfist no!" He says while smiling
My god that spin move
XD
The fucking god damn oblivion style sword spin got me good. This video is amazing.
Ghost Ship Shuffle applied to perfection
I hope everything works out Karl, and I'm excited to see more videos!
WTF Karl I'm running late for work
Organ blast is against the Geneva convention these days. Good thing too
"28 STAB WOUNDS. DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH!"
Let this be the beginning of a new age in the realm of Swedish Independent Films.
He wasn't even guarding the gate. He was just on break and enjoying the view.
Karl! It is so good to see you again!