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  • @EmmaThorneVideos
    @EmmaThorneVideos  24 дні тому +29

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    • @stevejones9905
      @stevejones9905 24 дні тому +1

      You should sing more

    • @_zed-_-ENz_
      @_zed-_-ENz_ 24 дні тому

      future reference speed up the copywrite jeeezzzz....

    • @baronvonsatan
      @baronvonsatan 23 дні тому

      *tendency

    • @KRATOSLIVES22
      @KRATOSLIVES22 23 дні тому

      Did you know "TARZAN" is an anagram for SATAN?
      Z is flipped to S though unnecessary since ZATAN will do ya good if you know what I mean...
      What about the R?
      R is the 18th letter and this is divided by 3 to get ZATAN or SATAN 666.
      "I, Satan"
      Written by Yeshua the Nazarene
      By Demiurge Publishing Co.

    • @idkyet3573
      @idkyet3573 20 днів тому

      please do watch more

  • @dapperlittlewren1722
    @dapperlittlewren1722 24 дні тому +168

    you know after all the soulless christian animations you've reviewed where you can tell there wasn't a single person involved who cared about it at all, this is actually nice. You can tell they were legitimately having fun with it even if they didn't have the skills to make it anything less than horrifying

    • @tely5
      @tely5 21 день тому +17

      Also, the message was against disinformation! What would the world be like if more people had taken that to heart?

  • @CraigGood
    @CraigGood 23 дні тому +166

    In 1998 I was helping to finish up making "A Bug's Life", and this is just nightmare fuel.
    Oddly, their water simulation isn't awful for 1998. That was still a very hard problem back then.

    • @weasel.3683
      @weasel.3683 23 дні тому +8

      Programmers Art.
      just saying 😏

  • @MrElatan
    @MrElatan 24 дні тому +324

    The fact that we get two videos this week is proof to me that Emma's short film ‘Beside Myself’ is actually based on a true story and that she must have cloned herself.

    • @humongousminiatures16scale92
      @humongousminiatures16scale92 24 дні тому +24

      Isn't she also Oz right now maybe there's three of her

    • @MrElatan
      @MrElatan 24 дні тому +12

      @@humongousminiatures16scale92 It's getting out of hand!

    • @robloggia
      @robloggia 24 дні тому +6

      Oh boy, here we go again. Did we learn nothing from Michael Keaton?

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski 23 дні тому +2

      What are we going to do with all the Emma clones when they're not filming?

    • @humongousminiatures16scale92
      @humongousminiatures16scale92 23 дні тому +5

      ​@@MrElatandon't forget about ensign I mean Lieutenant Commander Laura Reed

  • @rowanrobbins
    @rowanrobbins 24 дні тому +82

    Emma, we in the US have a "turtle" with a human face, his name is Mitch! And he IS horrifying!

  • @segue2ant395
    @segue2ant395 24 дні тому +101

    'Dennis Frogman' was right there - but no. Dennis Rodfrog.

    • @MetaphorUB
      @MetaphorUB 22 дні тому +3

      They should consult with you next time because your ideas are much better than theirs. I mean, the bar is low, but still…kudos.

    • @GizzyDillespee
      @GizzyDillespee 22 дні тому +1

      Rodfrogmedgrog

  • @Ian_Jules
    @Ian_Jules 24 дні тому +137

    If I ever hear the song “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” while in mixed company, I’m now going to have to stop myself from singing “god’s gonna f*** you up.”

    • @godofthunder6046
      @godofthunder6046 22 дні тому +1

      If they're listening to the marilyn manson version, you're probably good to sing it that way

    • @KSignalEingang
      @KSignalEingang 22 дні тому

      I don't know if you've heard the song "Hand of the Almighty" by John Butler but do yrself a favor and look that up right now.

  • @phonty1
    @phonty1 24 дні тому +75

    It's interesting because the name "Gaither" rang two bells for me: back when I was a Christian in college in the late 90s, I'm pretty sure I heard the Gaither Family on some Christian compilation CDs; and there's also a town in Maryland named "Gaithersburg" which is unrelated to the Gospel Gaither Family (from what I can find).
    The Christian undertones aside, and despite its cursed nature, it is nice to see something created by a Christian group that is far less centered on misrepresenting the Bible than other media you've covered in the past.

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 23 дні тому +1

      Oooh. That's why the name sounds familiar.

    • @TheFirefishe
      @TheFirefishe 23 дні тому +3

      Does “The Bill Gaither Trio” ring a bell?

  • @FrameByFrameExtra
    @FrameByFrameExtra 24 дні тому +85

    “God’s gonna fuck you up”
    I absolutely need a full song parody of this.

    • @ZehShugugn
      @ZehShugugn 14 днів тому

      To the tune of "Momma Said Knock You Out"

  • @redstainedearth
    @redstainedearth 23 дні тому +65

    "Way too many human teeth; stop! Why?"
    Um, Emma...? What is the appropriate amount of human teeth for a frog? I'd like none, please.

    • @NotaNinja
      @NotaNinja 22 дні тому +5

      i mean lots of frogs have teeth. im sure at least one has a nice set of pearly whites.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 22 дні тому +2

      Unless it's an Aardman animation.

    • @redstainedearth
      @redstainedearth 22 дні тому +5

      @@NotaNinja it was more the "human teeth" factor. There's a myriad of ways it would get those, none of which are good.

    • @GizzyDillespee
      @GizzyDillespee 22 дні тому +3

      Frogs with venemous canines are my little swampy nightmares.

    • @redstainedearth
      @redstainedearth 22 дні тому +2

      @@GizzyDillespee Oh good! Something worse than human teeth!

  • @MaisieSqueak
    @MaisieSqueak 24 дні тому +226

    "I hope you never die" Has such terrifying implications... Does he wish everyone else does??

    • @SharienGaming
      @SharienGaming 24 дні тому

      a bit of a faulty logic there... that isnt really a binary option - you can want to not die without wanting others to die
      or more generally: the statement "X is True" does not imply anything about the truthfulness of Y, Z or any other thing that is not X

    • @mightyone3737
      @mightyone3737 24 дні тому

      Hope? He looks like he's planning those deaths as I type

    • @HealyUnit
      @HealyUnit 23 дні тому +16

      Curse of immortality, maybe?

    • @jamesrule1338
      @jamesrule1338 23 дні тому +16

      "I am Connor MacCarp of the Clan MacCarp."

    • @archapmangcmg
      @archapmangcmg 23 дні тому +4

      "No rest for you!" / No rest for the wicked.

  • @pdav1285
    @pdav1285 24 дні тому +62

    When dictator Big Bass says "It's death" @ 26:30 it seems more like a threat for Carp Lowry daring to run for president than a correction.

    • @juncohill
      @juncohill 23 дні тому +5

      That adds more weight to the whole "I hope you never die" moment.

  • @dylans0630
    @dylans0630 24 дні тому +106

    I grew up in the south eastern United States and I had this on VHS 📼 I remembered watching it but I couldn’t remember what it was called, I thought it was a fever dream almost. Imagine my shock to discover it was real!!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 24 дні тому +14

      Your soul bears the mark of childhood exposure to "Gaither's Pond"?!? Were there lasting effects?

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 24 дні тому +13

      @@drewgoin8849 I kinda liked it, and I was really sad that I might never find it. That it might have been a false memory or something. Then, I saw that one review, uhhhh, Saberspark? It was hilarious 🤣

    • @1Ring42
      @1Ring42 23 дні тому +3

      ​@drewgoin8849 idk about OP but it was very cathartic watching it get roasted into oblivion.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 23 дні тому +2

      @@1Ring42 I thought it was pretty funny 😄 “… Unless you’re a f@gg0t! Then you can burn in hell!” 💀 I think that line was in there somewhere.

    • @1Ring42
      @1Ring42 23 дні тому +2

      @@dylans0630 oh the video was hilarious. And also cathartic.

  • @Conicee
    @Conicee 24 дні тому +52

    This is absolutely horrific visually. Thank you for your sacrifice.

    • @deconstructing7307
      @deconstructing7307 13 днів тому

      She watched so we don't have to. I'm still damaged though.

  • @eerole
    @eerole 23 дні тому +43

    Give me that old carp religion,
    Give me that old carp religion,
    Give me that old carp religion,
    It’s good enough for frogs.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 22 дні тому +2

      As opposed to crap religion.

    • @Maniac-vp2xw
      @Maniac-vp2xw День тому

      Will wood reference?

    • @eerole
      @eerole 8 годин тому

      @@Maniac-vp2xw Goes back at least 150 years as we know it, and probably much further than that. I first heard versions done by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie. 😀

  • @KHwut
    @KHwut 24 дні тому +36

    When Emma says "Yet" I wrapped my arms around myself and screamed with glee at the devious glint in her eye haha. Yesssss.

    • @yautl1
      @yautl1 23 дні тому +4

      The most ominous 'yet' I've ever heard

  • @bobunyun
    @bobunyun 24 дні тому +173

    This feels weirdly relevant in the era of fake news and Trump. It should be mandatory viewing for every Fox News employee

    • @lemonadewithstrawberries
      @lemonadewithstrawberries 24 дні тому +22

      they'd just go "this is the demonrats"

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski 23 дні тому

      ​@@lemonadewithstrawberries "that fish is a SOCIALIST. And that fly is most definitely a COMMUNIST. And that hoard of frogs storming the border is KAMALA HARRIS' FAULT."

    • @SapphicTeen
      @SapphicTeen 23 дні тому

      Except Fox News is licensed as an entertainment channel and has no requirements to be news. They mislead people by having their name be 'Fox NEWS' but they aren't a news channel

    • @subcitizen2012
      @subcitizen2012 23 дні тому +11

      Very much. I was confused that this was over 25 years ago. It seems weirdly relevant and on topic. Like what was it that the writers understood, why was their protagonist learning these lessons that seem to have been forgotten, especially out of Christian conservative circles?

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 23 дні тому

      @@subcitizen2012 ppl were doing fake news 25 years ago.

  • @andymurray8620
    @andymurray8620 23 дні тому +24

    "The Gaither Vocal Band" or whatever the family of singers were called were kind of a big deal amongst a certain demographic - of which my mom and dad belonged (I was raised Southern Baptist). I just remember both they and my grandparents had multiple VHS of their live shows in the 90s.

    • @Jim-the-Engineer
      @Jim-the-Engineer 23 дні тому

      I have similar memories! The patriarch of the organization is singer, songwriter, producer, etc. Bill Gaither - the one with overly "poofed" hair. Other real people turned into characters include Lulu Roman, Vestal Goodman, Benjy Gaither (Bill's son) and a few others. I never knew until now that they had their own cartoon.

    • @thain1982
      @thain1982 20 днів тому +1

      The Gaithers themselves were responsible for a HUGE chunk of the CCM industry in the 80s and 90s. They filled stadiums with the artists they collaborated with. They set up acts like Carman and Sandi Patty.
      The CCM industry probably would not have become such a massive cash cow without their involvement.
      The Gaithers Vocal Band was just their retirement project

    • @waitsjunkie
      @waitsjunkie 20 днів тому

      That's what I was thinking. My mom had multiple tapes and CDs of them. They weren't small potatoes.

  • @charleslipscomb2567
    @charleslipscomb2567 24 дні тому +50

    Kids, never try to play an electric guitar in the water! It's dangerous and downright stupid!!

    • @weasel.3683
      @weasel.3683 23 дні тому

      why? As long as the amplifier stays dry it's fine isn't it?

    • @deconstructing7307
      @deconstructing7307 13 днів тому

      Religion never teaches "safety first."

  • @G3-7162
    @G3-7162 24 дні тому +14

    "Oh my god the road is purgatory!" Is in the top 10 jokes I've seen on UA-cam, that was fantastic

  • @ironic_ant
    @ironic_ant 23 дні тому +17

    21:09 Singing Emma always catches me off guard. In a good way, of course. More please!

  • @stephengasaway3624
    @stephengasaway3624 24 дні тому +16

    That flower... THAT FLOWER! Everything is cursed, but the flower takes it into Lovecraftian space...

  • @aralanstradivari2841
    @aralanstradivari2841 24 дні тому +34

    In the strangest sense, this is one of those things that, while horrifically cursed, feels comfortable at least relatively, genuine. At least with how it feels is that they were here to have fun, do something silly, and animate some of their songs. Not great, but it feels more excusable.

    • @weasel.3683
      @weasel.3683 23 дні тому +1

      Definitely better than all the AI bs and that says a lot!

  • @lukeanderson439
    @lukeanderson439 24 дні тому +35

    This fish could show up with some golden tablets and start a cult.

  • @fepeerreview3150
    @fepeerreview3150 24 дні тому +24

    16:15 Well, whoever made this looks like they were having fun! That's a lot more than can be said for the other Christian based films we've watched, which were all really unimaginative and preachy.

  • @JimmySmith692
    @JimmySmith692 24 дні тому +15

    10:38 "Dennis Rodfrog?" Come on, guys. "Dennis Frogman" was right there.

  • @socalodeas
    @socalodeas 24 дні тому +48

    At 19:30 you can see Emma decide that "twigged it" is far too British for her demographics 😂

  • @brylcreemy
    @brylcreemy 24 дні тому +17

    The Pond of Dr. Moreau

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому +1

      After it had been taken over by Dr. Doolittle singing “If I Could Talk to the Animals”.

  • @victoriabaga9974
    @victoriabaga9974 24 дні тому +26

    Omg! I remember watching saberspark react to that cartoon years ago! I can’t wait to see your reaction😭🫶🏽

  • @itstybear
    @itstybear 22 дні тому +3

    Your closed captioning is perfect, I’ve never seen such accurate captions before ❤

  • @smurph13
    @smurph13 24 дні тому +13

    The "God's Gonna Fuck You Up" rendition of Johnny Cash's song caught me so off guard, I'm dying. 🤣 This may be the most cursed animation style I've ever seen..

  • @petrusjnaude7279
    @petrusjnaude7279 24 дні тому +44

    Emma: "I would have been a toddler when this started airing."
    Good grief, now I feel really old.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 23 дні тому +4

      I was 19 - 25 during its run, glad I missed it.

  • @Art_911
    @Art_911 24 дні тому +21

    "Of all the Carps I've met..." "Way too many human teeth"
    I'm sure Big Bass will have a peaceful transition of power....??? LOL
    Kidding aside. This promotes no real repercussions for lying. Which sadly reflects what's happening here in the USA lately.

  • @inappropriatejohnson
    @inappropriatejohnson 24 дні тому +39

    Davey and Goliath was the horrific Christian monstrosity that cursed my childhood.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 24 дні тому +1

      I’ve heard of it. Never seen it myself.

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 24 дні тому +3

      " I don't know Dayey" .

    • @axel1957ll
      @axel1957ll 24 дні тому +6

      I remember David and Goliath. David was a boy and Goliath was his dog

    • @piratetv1
      @piratetv1 24 дні тому +7

      Me at 6 - " GUMBY IS ON !.... oh it's not, it's Davey and Goliath"

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 24 дні тому

      @@axel1957ll Sisters name was Sally. Good show. You can get them on UA-cam. Art Clokey the animator who did Gumby, also did this.

  • @merty5713
    @merty5713 24 дні тому +13

    Carps can breathe out of water for a surprisingly extended time, and some fish like barbs, and bettas can breathe air too. But... I can never excuse the "hardware shading in Maya" kind of general look of these cursed movies ever. Like I wish they could at least change the shading color so the shaded areas were a bit tinted.

  • @EmmaElaineN
    @EmmaElaineN 24 дні тому +9

    That wasn't a turtle with a human face, that was Mitch McConnell before he went into politics.

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому

      Actually, if this was 1997 (the year of the first installment), McConnell had already been in the Senate twelve years.

  • @Accidental.Creation
    @Accidental.Creation 24 дні тому +20

    Oh yeah, I'm ready for some (un)holy weirdness!

  • @MadDad_Actual
    @MadDad_Actual 24 дні тому +37

    Emma, the Gaither vocal band is a very famous American gospel group. Their specials are energetic and harmless, and very appealing to the southern evangelical community. Bill is the patriarch.

    • @Darm0k
      @Darm0k 24 дні тому +10

      They're appealing to me and I'm an athiest. I used to watch those shows late at night back in the 90s. Gospel music can be a lot of fun, even if you don't agree with the content of the lyrics.

    • @mikey-wl2jt
      @mikey-wl2jt 24 дні тому +10

      arguably not harmless. but yeah, they're pretty bland and anodyne for sure.

    • @j.c.5528
      @j.c.5528 24 дні тому +1

      Thanks for adding this context. I was going to do so as well, but you beat me to it.

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou 24 дні тому +4

      yep, they're from my home town. It feels crazy watching a video about the videos and stuff from their company when I've filled those merchandise orders in the mail room of their office as a teen.

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 24 дні тому

      TIL

  • @dwgray9000
    @dwgray9000 24 дні тому +8

    This should be used in schools to warn of the dangers of LSD,

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 23 дні тому +2

      Dangers of LSD:
      -having an awesome time
      -questioning all your preconceptions about reality/society
      -inability to answer a phone call/knock at the door
      -trying to do simple tasks and failing
      -taking too much and being pants-shittingly terrified for a few hours until you realize you're fine

  • @CampaignerFilms
    @CampaignerFilms 23 дні тому +6

    31:59 omg! Hoodwinked is the best!! I love how much you love that movie. And Japeth really is the best part

  • @Makhiel
    @Makhiel 24 дні тому +13

    I can excuse the simplified creature designs but I don't think anyone working on this has ever seen a gladiola.

    • @CampingforCool41
      @CampingforCool41 22 дні тому

      Why the heck does she have reptile skin for petals lol

  • @nonna_sof5889
    @nonna_sof5889 23 дні тому +7

    If I recall all the voice actors were gospel singers, which is why they had random songs.

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому +3

      They’re all associated with Bill Gaither and his Christian music group. Gaither himself was the voice of the dictator, er, I mean, the “president”.

  • @esnabi31
    @esnabi31 23 дні тому +6

    0:35 OH MY GOD MEMORY UNLOCKED I can’t believe I actually have seen this cursed cartoon when I was a child. Grandma why 😭 Curse my grandma’s love of the Gaithers so I actually saw this on VHS

  • @DrElementary
    @DrElementary 24 дні тому +26

    I feel like some actual adult conservatives could learn a thing or two from this

    • @piratetv1
      @piratetv1 24 дні тому +5

      I think a bunch of them grew up watching this

    • @VSPhotfries
      @VSPhotfries 17 днів тому

      I dunno: Carp just got off scott free after willfully lying and causing chaos. That seems to be what a lot of conservatives think is an appropriate response to, say, causing an insurrection with statements about election fraud...
      I'd say they'll just have their own nonsense reinforced if they did.

  • @DemonicsInc
    @DemonicsInc 23 дні тому +5

    I ironically love these animations because... they're so cursed they turn around to being fun again

  • @Link-dx1lx
    @Link-dx1lx 24 дні тому +6

    I know the "you can say that again" joke was low-hanging fruit but I laughed

  • @thutmosetoure1396
    @thutmosetoure1396 23 дні тому +4

    Are we just gonna ignore how good Emma's hair looks!?

  • @markphilips6298
    @markphilips6298 24 дні тому +12

    All these so-called pond dwellers should be aware of the allegories 🐊 circling around them!

  • @notme9022
    @notme9022 24 дні тому +5

    It was a mistake to drink tea while watching this, I almost spat it out several times 😅. But I love when Emma does videos about movies and cartoons!

  • @meh52749
    @meh52749 24 дні тому +5

    I smile every time youtube shows me you have a new video out. Thanks Emma.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 23 дні тому +2

      Same.

    • @meh52749
      @meh52749 22 дні тому

      ​@@AbsurdlyGeeky this f*ing video is hilarious

  • @TxDILLIGAFF
    @TxDILLIGAFF 23 дні тому +2

    You had me laughing my ass from jump. I love the out-of-the-box way you see things. I'm so glad you're here.

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 24 дні тому +6

    19:50
    The irony is not lost on me that two Christian animators conceived the idea of amphibious fish with faces probably don't believe in the idea of evolution

  • @jcgadfly6200
    @jcgadfly6200 24 дні тому +4

    I've several friends connected with Gaither Music and have met many of the folks in the cast. That being said, this cartoon is frightening.

  • @Odendo
    @Odendo 8 днів тому +1

    I wasn't ready for the Human-Faced Fish Zoom-In Jumpscare

  • @GlitterEnby
    @GlitterEnby 24 дні тому +3

    Ughh...the Gaithers were the bane of my fundie growing up and young adulthood.
    Emma, they're actually very famous gospel singers with untold numbers of albums, tv specials, and grand ole' opry performances (legendary spot for US country music, if you didn't know).

    • @katieshappell7586
      @katieshappell7586 22 дні тому

      Yup. I can corroborate. This show definitely strikes me as one of those that are meant for the adults who already know the people behind it. Sort of like Brave Books today.

  • @laydarr
    @laydarr 24 дні тому +5

    At 19:06, you memtion that the random residents of the pond are fox new viewers. You are hitting the nail on the head. The folks that made their kids watch this stuff (like my parents) absolutely are fox news enthusiasts

  • @alexnoyle
    @alexnoyle 17 днів тому +1

    The animation and voice acting and writing strikes the perfect balance of "so bad its good".

  • @DixieTsutsaeva
    @DixieTsutsaeva 14 днів тому +1

    Growing up in a family that idolized the Gaithers... This is so brilliant.

  • @kidcthulhufortney1320
    @kidcthulhufortney1320 24 дні тому +9

    If you can handle this, you might have the strength for the Gaithers' *first* cursed faith-based animation, The Dorbees! But it is not for the faint of heart...

    • @BinaryHedgehog1
      @BinaryHedgehog1 23 дні тому +2

      And Yogel

    • @kidcthulhufortney1320
      @kidcthulhufortney1320 23 дні тому

      @@BinaryHedgehog1 🎶 Who's da strongest Dorbee in da world/Who's loved by every boy und girl und yak/It's Mr. Poe/(und Yogul) 🎶

  • @BruceLeon83
    @BruceLeon83 23 дні тому +4

    Q: Why do these weird things even Exist..?
    A: So Emma can review them.
    OK. Cool.

  • @chainsawtotheheart
    @chainsawtotheheart 24 дні тому +6

    I would say they're..."gillible" (rather than gullible) but they have noses, so...

  • @DaWrecka
    @DaWrecka 19 днів тому +1

    "impressively cursed" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd hear, but it is very much appropriate.

  • @1chiTheKiller
    @1chiTheKiller 22 дні тому +1

    I think my favorite part is when "Copyrighted song (NOT A BANGER) Plays" pops up. I really appreciate that you specified which are and are not bangers. XD

    • @1chiTheKiller
      @1chiTheKiller 22 дні тому +1

      Ok I take it back, "Not remotely bangin copyrighted song plays" is better, haha.

  • @nupetball31
    @nupetball31 23 дні тому +1

    Back in my churchin’ days I was a pretty big Mark Lowry fan. I listened to an album of his recently… yeah, not as great as I remember. Thanks Emma. My eyes are burning now.

  • @globblin1734
    @globblin1734 24 дні тому +3

    I know that the Bible talks about fish a lot, but good lord- the fact that there’s more than 1 animated Christian fish show really tickles me

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому +2

      Of course, in the days of the early Church, the fish was allegedly the visible symbol of Christianity. Then again, the carp being the main character of this installment reminds of that the word is also an anagram of “crap”, which itself is an apt description of the faith-although I highly doubt that Gaither and Co. have even now figured that out. The ironic humor is rich indeed.

  • @v_wegs
    @v_wegs 23 дні тому +1

    This was comparatively and unexpectedly delightful for a cursed christian cgi cartoon! What a nice change of pace.

  • @smallpapercrane1620
    @smallpapercrane1620 23 дні тому +1

    My mom and I ALSO sing the be prepared song from hoodwinked all the time, I am floored

  • @foxcatlover9921
    @foxcatlover9921 24 дні тому +4

    I absolutely want more of these episodes

  • @RobSeib
    @RobSeib 23 дні тому +1

    Would love to see your reactions to more Gaither’s Pond. You make it hilarious!

  • @zackamania6534
    @zackamania6534 24 дні тому +2

    7:19 that music is “Rocky Top” which is one of the school songs from my alma mater, The University of Tennessee in Knoxville. It’s played at all our sporting events…. Ughhh

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 20 днів тому +1

      Corn won't grow on Rocky Top.
      The ground's too rocky by far.
      All the people on Rocky Top
      Get their corn from a jar.

  • @HissyFitPetTherapy
    @HissyFitPetTherapy 24 дні тому +4

    And the crowd yelled for more Emma’s Quackin’ Reactions!!!!!

  • @Aldersnap
    @Aldersnap 22 дні тому +1

    13:44 This part keeps living in my head rent free I needed to timestamp it

  • @juniusluriuscatalus6606
    @juniusluriuscatalus6606 24 дні тому +1

    Spore came to my mind too, but that messy hair of yours! Most of the time I listen your content, but now this cursed animation cursed me to stare at this and now I'm spying what is hiding in open in the background. Result: I'm ancient or something, because all I recognize is that Jurassic Park logo in the background. Back to listening, I guess :D :D :D

  • @phantom_god_999
    @phantom_god_999 23 дні тому +2

    Love your new hairdo, so cute 😊.

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 24 дні тому +4

    Everytime the cartoon is on the screen all I can hear is Stewie from family guy screaming.

  • @mikehawk3152
    @mikehawk3152 24 дні тому +6

    Is this the 'Uncanny Valley'?❤🎉

    • @dennish.7708
      @dennish.7708 24 дні тому +4

      No, this is just hideous. Isn’t the term “uncanny valley” used when animation begins to look a little too real, but is still obviously animation?

    • @Ironsuaba
      @Ironsuaba 24 дні тому +4

      I think this is the "Hideous Crater"

  • @anotherone5235
    @anotherone5235 23 дні тому +2

    This video is one revelation after another :D

  • @katieshappell7586
    @katieshappell7586 22 дні тому +1

    I *instantly* recognized that fish's voice as that of Christian Comedian Mark Lowry. We used to watch all of his videos growing up.
    That's all, carry on.

  • @Howa-ku4ec
    @Howa-ku4ec 23 дні тому +1

    More Gaither’s pond please. I had a really good laugh.

  • @JarredTheWyrdWorker
    @JarredTheWyrdWorker 20 днів тому

    Your commentary on the quality of each song is awesome.

  • @1Ring42
    @1Ring42 23 дні тому +1

    My grandpa owned a Christian book store. Id seen gathers pond several times afaik there were only ever two videos released?
    It was a side project for the Gathers who were a gospel group. Which is why all the songs and why all the characters are basically designed as celebrity cameos.
    All that said it dud my soul good watching it being roasted into oblivion

  • @tdcamper7623
    @tdcamper7623 18 днів тому +1

    Can you do a video or two on Great Miracles Avenue? He's made a tone of videos that I just find hard to believe.

  • @elliemayfield
    @elliemayfield 24 дні тому +1

    I was raised watching the Gaithers. My mom grew up loving The Bill Gaither vocal trio, back in the 60's/70's. Mark Lowry joined in the 90's and his stuff was a major part of my childhood. He wrote "Mary, Did You Know?" which has become a staple of Christmas albums even for secular artists. His song "I Can Eat It All" became my family's Thanksgiving song. He's actually pretty Grated funny when he's not preaching.

  • @SidShakal
    @SidShakal 18 днів тому +1

    34:12 OH GOD when i heard "carp lowry" i thought "huh. any connection to mark lowry? ..nahh" but THERE HE IS.
    as a pretty sheltered kid, weird al was my gateway to a lot of pop music. at some point, my mom got me a mark lowry cd, because you know, he's like weird al but with a christian bent.
    decades later, i still remember some of the songs. so cringe 😭

  • @squidcaps4308
    @squidcaps4308 24 дні тому +3

    The song at 5:07 definitely has electric guitar. It is plucked with fingers and with a "twangy" sound, very popular in country music. However the fish does not pluck with fingers but is strumming. There can be a strummed electric guitar somewhere in the mix along with strummed acoustic guitar but it surely is not one of the top elements. The clips are so short and i don't really want to start diving any deeper, but the plucked electric guitar is third or fourth most important elements in the song. You could argue that you remove about everything else but vocals and that guitar and it would still be almost the same song.

    • @RobertGraziose
      @RobertGraziose 24 дні тому +1

      But rock and pop music is the devils music. They pick and choose.

  • @jayhei869
    @jayhei869 24 дні тому +3

    Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I find it telling that the only thing the creatures can say about the goose winning "pond president" is "well, she does look better on the poster". To me this is dripping with the misogyny that we get in commentary on real politics like "if she just smiled more" or "she's just so bitchy".

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому

      No, you’re not “reading into it too much”. It’s almost as though that’s they think a pretty face would be the only reason to vote for a female candidate. There was never any discussion of the issues facing the community, in this case the pond, and what, if anything, she would have done to improve conditions and how she would have worked with the community to achieve that.

    • @thomash.schwed3662
      @thomash.schwed3662 23 дні тому

      No, you’re not “reading into it too much”. It’s almost as though that’s they think a pretty face would be the only reason to vote for a female candidate. There was never any discussion of the issues facing the community, in this case the pond, and what, if anything, she would have done to improve conditions and how she would have worked with the community to achieve that.

  • @gagedillon8090
    @gagedillon8090 24 дні тому +3

    At least they didn't give the geese teeth.

  • @GlassSpiider
    @GlassSpiider 24 дні тому +3

    Miss Gladiola reminds me of the old chiaroscuro illustrations from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 23 дні тому +2

      I was like, "Who tf is chiaroscuro? Those are Tenniel illustrations!"
      Then google did me a quick learnin.

    • @GlassSpiider
      @GlassSpiider 23 дні тому +1

      @@AbsurdlyGeeky 😂🖤 It's a word I learned late in life and it makes me happy knowing it, I also like it because it describes most of my favorite art from classic D&D books

  • @kristinamanion2236
    @kristinamanion2236 24 дні тому +1

    You said it was called Gaither Pond, and I thought, oh like Gaither Vocal Band, what a coincidence. Then they started singing and I realized there was no coincidence.

  • @ZodiacBoi42
    @ZodiacBoi42 23 дні тому +1

    This will definitely make some good source material for analog horror videos! Lol

  • @Gumbly_
    @Gumbly_ 22 дні тому +1

    So Emma, When are we getting the life cycle of Spore creatures from Gaither's Pond?

  • @the_eaglefan
    @the_eaglefan 24 дні тому +2

    I think the carp saved that goose's life by coming clean... they were so close to suggesting a way to "solve" the problem...

  • @bunnykiller
    @bunnykiller 23 дні тому +1

    this is even more scary than the "Finding Jesus" fish cartoon you did a while back....

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 23 дні тому +1

    The quality of this series is like Ratboy Genius if Ratboy Genius wasn’t peak

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 24 дні тому +1

    I think this is your funniest video ever. Laughed all the way through.
    Cheers.

  • @TsunamiBeefPies
    @TsunamiBeefPies 22 дні тому

    Yes! More of these would definitely be fun--even more so probably if you could include the songs. You sure had me laughing like a loon many times throughout this video, Emma.
    Also, NEW music for the Patreon Patrons! Wow! I may still never forget the old music, but this is at least a step in the right direction.
    Thank you, Emma, as always!

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 24 дні тому +5

    People post lies on the internet?! That's terrible!!
    If you don't know what that's from, consider yourself lucky.

  • @azzamat001
    @azzamat001 23 дні тому +4

    Isn't it ironic that the people that made this cartoon, talk about how making things up and publishing it can have all sorts of unexpected and unfavorable outcomes.
    Roll forward 20 years since the last cartoon was made, and people very much like the makers of this cartoon (I might be wrong about these people, but I have a better than even chance of being correct) now peddle in conspiracy theory, traffic in all types of slander and fake news, and refuse to accept any piece of reality that they are even remotely uncomfortable with.
    How the world changes, eh?
    That said, they do seem to rather like the idea of a president for life.
    Which tracks with the beliefs of these types of people.
    So maybe the apple didn't fall quite so far from the tree.

  • @TheRealMichaelMyers-p4e
    @TheRealMichaelMyers-p4e 24 дні тому +2

    Part of this looks like Minecraft and the other looks like something a kid would make in Blender

  • @HazbinBrainRot
    @HazbinBrainRot 23 дні тому

    I appreciate you so much for adding accurate subtitles!