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For a bit I ran an AI content channel (the twist was I let ChatGPT come up with everything, code the tool that made the videos, make all the decisions, so on) and for a lot of these channels it really is that no human is even involved in making the videos. AI from start to finish. AI voices, AI choices.
Born too late to explore the seas Born too early to explore the stars Born right on time to see AI Jesus carrying his cross in cargo shorts and camping gear
@@WhatIsMisophonia you know thats an oddly profound sentiment for a youtube comment, thank you for giving me another reason to fall asleep on my couch with a package of cookies on my chest
Oh my god they changed Judas's kiss into a hug to make it no homo. There is a non-zero chance that they kept putting variations of "Judas kisses Jesus" into whatever program generated this animation and it refused to generate anything other than a full-on makeout session.
Non-Zero? absolute certainty. the scary thing about most AI, is that its educated by the internet. which by just about any metric is a pretty fucked up place, especially if you lack human logic and cant weight a peck on the cheek vs Yaoi. and guess what has more representation on the internet? a place where rule 34 isnt just a meme, but essentially a law of physics. I feel kinda sorry for the good Christian soldier who tried to put that together and may have kept themselves from the underbelly of the internet. X kissing Y really only has one outcome. I would actually quite like to play with an AI that was trained exclusively on 4chan or Reddit. Human minds stripped of humanity and respect, and all the information and knowledge available. I'll Quote Adam Savage here, 'A Horror show!"
16:16 You absolutely know why they turned Judas' kiss into a hug. Because two men kissing is gay, and if the children saw that, they'd immediately turn gay as well. Gotta avoid that at all cost!
It made me want to play Judas every time for our Easter play because I got to kiss the cutest and most popular boy in Sunday school while he had on a fake beard. They told us we didn’t have to really kiss but I always kissed him during rehearsal and during the three times we put on the play Easter weekend.
Script: 30 pieces of silver AI generated art: whole bucket of silver coins Like, damn, I don't blame him for taking that bribe. The guy's set for life.
@@wabbajack2 depends which source: in Mark there’s nothing, in Matthew he soon ends his life, in Luke he soon fells head first and dies, in John there’s nothing, in folklore he lived in suffering, being so swelled up that he couldn’t walk through city gates.
Was a Christian for 15 years and I just wanted to say Fucking IRONIC that they made a story about bible with AI when one of the 10 commandments is "You shall not steal"
I just Imagined Inigo Montoya asking AI Jesus if he has six fingers, then telling him in a Spaniard's accent, "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
@@Finity_twenty_ten, More likely Ford (Stanford), because he had six fingers and for this only Stanley and Bill called him "sixer". Stanley, unlike his brother, never had six fingers. You seem to have mixed them up a bit. Ford can be called Grunkle Ford or Great Uncle Ford.
I also love how Jesus and his friendly audiences/followers (virtually all of whom would've been Jews) have normal cute Pixar noses, while his detractors (all of whom would've also been Jews from literally the same areas) have like N@zi caricature tier arched noses.
Chick tracts are horrifying in their hatred of Jews, Muslims, and non believers. Southern poverty law group classified chick industries as a hate group, which is quite accurate.
Oh that surprisingly didn't click to me while watching, thats disturbing. People be real upsetting sometimes to put it extremely mildly. I wonder if they purposely tried to make the 'ai' generate it like that or if the 'ai's' pool of art to learn from was 'polluted' in some way for lack of better words.
funfact: snakes dont have ANY eyelids and cant close them ever. They have a little scale over their eye that comes off when they shed(but sometimes doesnt if humidity is incorrect and in that case may need a lil assistance)
Of course one bit of frequently cited evidence that J.K. Rowling is terrible at fact-checking is that bit when a boa constrictor _winks_ at Harry Potter!
I love that the angel at 23:00 is the only non-horrifying AI output when it's explicitly the only thing that should be a nightmare monstrosity of eyeballs and wings.
20:08 "Try not to laugh crucifixion challenge" just sent me. 😆 Also that WEIRD quick glimpse of a thunderstorm for like a 3 frames quickly replaced by dead smiling Jesus as if we weren't supposed to see the storm, and smiling dead Jesus is less incriminating. 😆
15:46 It's called a nictitating membrane, and the little pink bit of tissue in the corner of human eyes (nearest our nose) is actually a vestigial remnant of this.
At least Donkey Ollie was made with some (severely misaimed) passion in its patent absurdity. This seems borderline exploitative, AI generated status notwithstanding.
Lol... I used to tell people "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!".... And it evolved into "Happy Baby Zombie Jesus Day!" With the same tone as anyone saying Happy Easter!
@@cartilagehead the no cap 'speak to yo manager'-lookin'-ass 'roses are red violets are blue jesus is very cross at you and the HOA is too'-lookin' warm milk-drinkin' mayonnaise chuggin' cargo shorts-wearin' hiker christ rizzen from the grave after dying on the cross-up, i'm talking about that one yeah
@@rosiejl2798big time! I don't know if that was intentional or just a result of 100+ years of villain tropes being distilled by the AI into a perfect example of antisemitism.
25:02 - "Oh, did they mean _JESUS?!_ Dang it! That's H’chtelegoth, the elder alien tentacle god. I was wondering why my face and hands were mutating. I always get those two mixed up. Boy am I embarrassed!"
28:47 That's not Jesus, that's the 8th Doctor. NOW I understand everything. It wasn't a tomb, it was his TARDIS. He wasn't dead, he just needed his hearts back in sync.
Unless there's been another ruling I haven't seen, they probably don't even HAVE a copyright to strike others against because you can't copyright AI-generated works.
Jesus gave him a hug because today's christian conservatives would view that as a homosexual abomination. So in the animation Judas gives Chewy a "Bro hug", with the fist pound on the back that isn't visible. Then the cracked open a beer and sat on the tailgate of Judas's Ford pickup. Later after another half dozen cold ones, they pulled down the shotgun from the gun rack in the truck and shot the empty beer cans. That is acceptable to modern christian conservatives.
I do wonder how long it will take for Conservative Jesus to change to standing his ground and killing his enemies, rather than being crucified by them.
My favorite is at 19:04 when Jesus is praying, and God just taunts him with an impression of the cross he is literally being crucified on at that very moment
I've spent enough hours in Stable Diffusion and browsing hundreds of checkpoints, and whoever was generating the AI visuals definitely used one trained on Pixar reference images. I'm pretty sure I actually have the same one/s they used, as there are several variations of the Pixar style.
omg jesus is hanging on the smallest cutest cross ive ever seen. they would have been uplike 10 ft for all to see, this one allows mary to come up and hug him
Not really.. they'd need to import wood from far away (like Lebanon) just for that to get such long crosses, and Romans werer too practical for that. Most crosses were just existing trees that were cut down for the upright and then got a horizontal bar put on top when the feet were off the ground that was enough. That is where the T Cross form comes from. The additional section started originally out as the INRI sign sitting on a smaller stick...
As an artist (who does NOT draw like Pixar), I appreciate your defense of artists vs. the AI onslaught. Thank you! Good book to recommend if you haven’t already read it: “Zealot” by Rena Aslan… which looks at the historical documents of the time, as well as the Biblical inconsistencies in examining the true life of Jesus by placing him in the context of the times. Fascinating stuff. Cheers!
I think the best use of ai art is for non artists (like me) to generate a ton of concept art to show actual artists (like you) to help more accurately describe what we are looking for when commissioning something. Multiple edits/iterations because of miscommunications sucks. But in capitalism, it's just being used to replace artists.
Because! It’s actually stuck in the timing of a Spring fertility festival instead of the more Biblically accurate timing of matching it to the start of Passover.
18:38 The continuity error has me in stitches. 😆😆😆😆😆 Also how Jesus looks different in every shot. 😆 Every shot is like "the new Jesus just dropped, yo".
my favorite animated Easter content is the storykeepers which you may have covered before. if not, my humble submission for future Easter based content
As a church minister I am here for this. Impressed at searching out actual Easter story material, but ready for the cringe factor too. In vicar school we had a 'tat' shelf over the common room fireplace - and gathered a wide collection of cringe religious items. Add in AI and..... pass the popcorn
AI generated bible stories. What an awesome idea. I'd love to see bears tearing up school boys that mock an old guy's baldness. Or maybe fire and sulfur falling from the sky and Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt. Or that old testament story where a woman drove a stake through a ma 's head while he slept. Or semi-zombie lepers crowding around Jesus to -eat his brains- get healed. Lots of other great stories like that.
Easter is when Ostara, goddess if spring, came late one year and found a bird frozen in the snow - she turned it into a hare, so it could survive, and once a year it can lay magical eggs as an homage to having been a bird!
@@timsmith5339 That is a real hypothesis about the origin of "Easter". Another hypothesis about the origin of "Ostara" or "Eostre" was this could also be a version of Diana, possibly worshipped by eastern German tribes (hence the name) who was the Roman version of Artemis, Goddess of the wilderness and who's symbol was a hare.
Jesus probably _is_ better classified as a lich than a zombie. An undead magic-user who resurrects himself to eternal life and still has all his powers and mental faculties? That's not a zombie, that's a lich.
A lich needs a phylactery to store his soul. He was clearly some unique homebrewed form of undead. And yeah, he was undead, because the wounds were still there and didn't heal like they would from a proper resurrection.
30:09 I love that the image they generated looking out from the empty tomb, the background is just full of ominous spheres, some of which appear to be coated in giant cobwebs. Jesus awoke to find himself on the Planet of the Spider People, it seems.
@AB-ku4my - apart from the one guy who was like "I'm not" and everyone turned round "Sssh!" Then Jesus said "And don't let anyone tell you what to do, OTHERWISE -" but his angry mother yanked him back inside causing the crowd to say "That wasn't very nice!"
Thing about AI art is you can USUALLY tell AI art if you look for small details... an added finger ... an extra arm or leg with no source ... something small out of place that's missing or doesn't belong is a dead give away
My favourite AI Jesus was the one wearing a sports style tshirt, skirt, and wrist watch. 😂 Bonus points for the guy crying, streaking his mascara/guy-liner.
"He is wearing cargo-shorts." "This is my Easter shirt now." "Easter is far more Metal. It's all about a man being tortured and then turning into a Lich." This has been one of your funniest videos, Emma. Pretty sure that the Easter Bunny comes from the March Hare. And, like Christmas, Easter was also placed where it is to usurp a pre-Christian celebration. It is no coincidence that Palm-Sunday is the first Sunday after the first full moon after SPRING EQUINOXE.
The name Easter comes from Eostara, the name of a local Eastern European goddess (Caucasus region, I think). We just "borrowed" the eggs, rabbits (fertility symbols) & other symbols, like the colours green & purple as symbolizing the Resurrection & return of Spring from the various Pagan cultures to bring them into the Christian faith & the Pagan symbols just sort of... stuck. WE stole a fuck-ton of shit from the Pagans.
lol, you missed the part where Judas's famous 30 Pieces of Silver are so many he needs a whole bucket to carry them, yet small enough that you could probably count 30 on the top layer alone XD
For easter traditions, untill she passed my grandma would play the passion of the christ on loop for the entirety of easter sunday, and invite family over for dinner. For most it was a very light dinner depending on where the movie was. It was very loud.
"Finglers" is my new favorite term for messed up AI-generated hands. Also, I adore hiking Jesus and his cross that has a smaller cross on top of it. Of all the images to re-do, they really should have tried a little harder with that one, anyway.
I especially liked how 99% of the people living in a part of the world surrounded by deserts looked like they would be more at home in Arendelle. AI even thinks Jesus was a white hippie.
As a Pastor (of the progressive liberal sort), I love your videos like this. You aren’t just critiquing the storytelling and the animation, but you are doing it from the perspective of deep familiarity with the story. One of my favourite classes in seminary was “Jesus in Text and Image” - it was a Christology class, but we explored the person and work of Jesus through film and art and poetry and literature. One question our prof always encouraged us to ask was “what is this creator telling us about their beliefs about Jesus through this creation?” I’m tempted to pass this video along to her, as I’m sure she would be amused and entertained by your commentary! I found myself especially irritated by changing Judas’s betrayal to a hug. “Oh no, he can’t betray Jesus with a kiss because that might look *gay* 😮” This is especially bothersome to me, because whoever is behind this probably belongs to the inerrancy of scripture school of thought, that no word should be omitted or changed. Hypocrisy at it’s finest.
Gotta say, you sound like someone that people would actually feel safer to talk religion with. Thank you for that, not sure it means much coming from a not exactly religious individual but yeah.
"that no word should be omitted or changed. Hypocrisy at it’s finest." A false prophet was identified by taking people from His word. "Moreover, among the prophets of Samaria I saw an offensive thing: They prophesied by Baal and led My people Israel astray." Astray from what? The word in the temple. If the Law or the temple had legs it would walk to the cross. Jesus did not walk by and leave the ox in the pit. He had power to get it out. In his body on the cross he subjugated sin, the body and death and produced righteousness through His perfection. Through this perfection His can now transform everyone who puts their faith in Him so that like Him they will do goodness out of the state of goodness they have matured in. In the same way they have innate purity. It is not feigned, but their new nature. Tragically Christian no longer know how to mature Christians in Christ. It is all doctrine, but no character. Jesus says to the end time church, you are wretched, pitiful, blind, naked and poor. If you will have a change of mind and accept my verdict and open the door I will come in and sup. The outworking of this supping is change. The change is something the flesh will always hate, but the Spirit always loves and happily stands against its own sin, for the joy of knowing Christ. If this is not your experience then there is something seriously wrong with your doctrine. God does not produce anything not perfect. The Law is perfect. Evidenced by Jesus in obedience to the Law going to the cross. We are perfect in our sin in that in sin we will always crucify Christ. In the perfect face off between sin and the grace of Christ Jesus is perfected on the cross in his loving act of asking God to forgive them for they know not what they do. He now becomes a life giving Spirt and the source of perfection for all those who seek to keep instep with the sanctifying work of the Spirit. The gospel was never meant to be rocket science. It was never meant to be in the hands of the so called theologians. Theologians have more to do with methodeia (to follow up or investigate by method and settled plan). The two instances of this are used in relation to the devil's schemes. One has to bury the truth deep in theological arguments so that one can fulfill their own lusts. It's called suppressing the truth in unrighteousness. Why does one need a theological degree to consider the birds of the air, seeds in the ground, foxes, lilies etc. If Jesus can be made righteous through the Law then it does not need to change. Change the Law and you change who Jesus is. Change the Law and when Jesus comes you will not recognize Him. There is a reason why one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. So no the words cannot be changed. Even in the modern vernacular, who likes films changing the meaning of the books? It does show that the writers do want the audience to know exactly what they were conveying. Even fallen man can know this simple principle, then why would we assume that God does not mean what he says or is slow in coming forward? It heart breaking to me, especially as the sun is setting, the those on the left and right are no longer equipped to help Christians add to their faith knowledge, virtue, long-suffering, self-control, brotherly affection, love. Sadly, scripture does say this will happen. If the church knows how to recognize Satan how could it ever be given over, by God Himself, to the powerful delusion?
0:47- Fun fact Back in the ye olden days, the pagan Germanic tribes of western Europe worshipped a godess of spring and rebirth named Ostara or Eostre with celebrations dedicated to her being thrown in April. The connection between Easter and rabbits stems from the fact that rabbits were her patron animals (kinda like how in Greek mythology Zeus' patron animal was an eagle). The connection between Easter and eggs on the other hand, stems from the general connection of the egg and birth/rebirth motifs.
Having re-read Dune: the most important command in the O.C. Bible is “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.” Apart from the objections to AI you mentioned, it uses a ginormous amount of energy. There is also the danger that AI generated content might be used as a source for other AI generated content, So you get a feedback loop where the AI content gets worse and worse. I stay clear of it if I can
Your channel just randomly came on after an episode of Gundam 08th MS Team and I'm not at all mad about this because I agree so much of what its about. This is my favorite new channel for sure. This woman's awesome!❤
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He is rizzin. Guard your wives and daughters 😂
Would you leave a link to the shop where you got the shirt, please?
@@rolfs2165 i am always looking for interesting thinks
LegalEagle should look at these guys. If they actually start anything, maybe let him know.
Luv u☺️
For a bit I ran an AI content channel (the twist was I let ChatGPT come up with everything, code the tool that made the videos, make all the decisions, so on) and for a lot of these channels it really is that no human is even involved in making the videos. AI from start to finish. AI voices, AI choices.
Born too late to explore the seas
Born too early to explore the stars
Born right on time to see AI Jesus carrying his cross in cargo shorts and camping gear
🤣🤣
The seas are full of sharks, and space is a deadly vacuum, and you get shitty food in both cases, so consider yourself lucky.
@@WhatIsMisophonia you know thats an oddly profound sentiment for a youtube comment, thank you for giving me another reason to fall asleep on my couch with a package of cookies on my chest
You can still explore the seafloor. Plenty of that still hasn't been mapped to a good level of precision.
You could still explore the deep sea, you know ?
Oh my god they changed Judas's kiss into a hug to make it no homo. There is a non-zero chance that they kept putting variations of "Judas kisses Jesus" into whatever program generated this animation and it refused to generate anything other than a full-on makeout session.
Oh great, now someone is going to make and release that on purpose.
I didn't even think of this lmfao
Judas frenchies Jeebus
Non-Zero? absolute certainty. the scary thing about most AI, is that its educated by the internet. which by just about any metric is a pretty fucked up place, especially if you lack human logic and cant weight a peck on the cheek vs Yaoi. and guess what has more representation on the internet? a place where rule 34 isnt just a meme, but essentially a law of physics. I feel kinda sorry for the good Christian soldier who tried to put that together and may have kept themselves from the underbelly of the internet. X kissing Y really only has one outcome.
I would actually quite like to play with an AI that was trained exclusively on 4chan or Reddit. Human minds stripped of humanity and respect, and all the information and knowledge available. I'll Quote Adam Savage here, 'A Horror show!"
@@arjovenzia
Prompt: “Judas lightly kisses Jesus on the cheek”
*AI generates disturbing cheek-porn*
The Mary Magdalene tomb selfie is crisp. Is she live streaming? "At JC's grave! It's open you guys! 100 likes and I'll look inside!"
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it was framed like she was taking a selfie. XD
"Gimme 1000 likes and i'll lie down in the coffin, yo!!1!11!$"
She's unboxing Jesus Tomb, isn't she?
She's going full Johnny Somali and gets banned from Israel.
1st. Century Urbex.
"Don't react to my content or you'll get claimed" is like threatening someone with an empty Nerf gun but at least you dressed kinda tough
I was surprised to see Jesus dressing the same way I would: long skirt, old generic t shirt, and flowy unbrushed hair.
He was born human, just like you and me, heh?
Jesus hiking while fastened to/carrying the cross... HOLY CRAP!! SO THAT'S WHAT CROSSFIT IS!!
The true meaning of Easter
Dammit!
Yep, Jesus' favorite sport.
Nailed it!
@@scottslaughter7181 Slaps knee
16:16 You absolutely know why they turned Judas' kiss into a hug. Because two men kissing is gay, and if the children saw that, they'd immediately turn gay as well. Gotta avoid that at all cost!
😄 👍 . I guess fundamentalist christians have to sensor the word of god to save christian values . 😄
christians are too afraid to kiss the homies :(
It made me want to play Judas every time for our Easter play because I got to kiss the cutest and most popular boy in Sunday school while he had on a fake beard. They told us we didn’t have to really kiss but I always kissed him during rehearsal and during the three times we put on the play Easter weekend.
Off to watch "The Godfather" in an entirely new light!
Is the New Testament woke?
Script: 30 pieces of silver
AI generated art: whole bucket of silver coins
Like, damn, I don't blame him for taking that bribe. The guy's set for life.
In this case, 'for life' was like what, a day?
I was just thinking "that's alot more than 30 coins of silver"
@@wabbajack2 depends which source: in Mark there’s nothing, in Matthew he soon ends his life, in Luke he soon fells head first and dies, in John there’s nothing, in folklore he lived in suffering, being so swelled up that he couldn’t walk through city gates.
@@valivali8104I feel like there's a Jerry Springer episode featuring every one of those outcomes.
@@valivali8104it gets even more confusing if you've seen Dracula 2000.
Was a Christian for 15 years and I just wanted to say
Fucking IRONIC that they made a story about bible with AI when one of the 10 commandments is "You shall not steal"
"Pardon me Jesus, but you wouldn't happen to have six fingers on your left hand would you?"
I just Imagined Inigo Montoya asking AI Jesus if he has six fingers, then telling him in a Spaniard's accent, "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
@@annasalmans5523AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Don't you know? Jesus is Grunkle Stan's brother!
@@Finity_twenty_ten, More likely Ford (Stanford), because he had six fingers and for this only Stanley and Bill called him "sixer". Stanley, unlike his brother, never had six fingers. You seem to have mixed them up a bit. Ford can be called Grunkle Ford or Great Uncle Ford.
@@РиммаАвазова-е4ю ? Grunkle Stan is the person that owns the Mystery Shack.
22:04
Clearly the ai took "followers" as insta followers. The arm is her taking a selfie in front of the tomb
You're right, that's incredible
That explains so much.
A lot of the training data for these models was from social media - but still that's hilarious
Nice catch
I am so glad I wasn't the only one who notice.
"Your step dad and I signed you up for Crucifixion Camp this summer so we can go away on holiday."
I also love how Jesus and his friendly audiences/followers (virtually all of whom would've been Jews) have normal cute Pixar noses, while his detractors (all of whom would've also been Jews from literally the same areas) have like N@zi caricature tier arched noses.
That's one of the first things I noticed. Jesus is a white european guy while all the "enemies" are brown-ish jew stereotypes. Gee, I wonder why....
Chick tracts are horrifying in their hatred of Jews, Muslims, and non believers. Southern poverty law group classified chick industries as a hate group, which is quite accurate.
Oh that surprisingly didn't click to me while watching, thats disturbing.
People be real upsetting sometimes to put it extremely mildly.
I wonder if they purposely tried to make the 'ai' generate it like that or if the 'ai's' pool of art to learn from was 'polluted' in some way for lack of better words.
i noticed that too. 🤨
yea I caught that. It's just so baaaaaad sheesh
funfact: snakes dont have ANY eyelids and cant close them ever. They have a little scale over their eye that comes off when they shed(but sometimes doesnt if humidity is incorrect and in that case may need a lil assistance)
Ophydia as hyperfocus?
Of course one bit of frequently cited evidence that J.K. Rowling is terrible at fact-checking is that bit when a boa constrictor _winks_ at Harry Potter!
@@DaveLH If only that was the worst she ever wrote...
I absolutely love "Jesus in a blue skirt", towards the end of the second video. He looks like he's in make-up for a Geico Caveman commercial.
In the "hiking Jesus with cross" part, you missed that one of the girls on the left had 3 legs, and Jesus's hands were on upside-down.
and the cross had a cross on top
@BabyShenanigans ...or he has special 'Jesus' hands where the fingers can bend backwards?
I have seen lots of Jesus pictures and Jesus is obviously Norwegian.
And the 2 girls merging into 1 😅
Why are there mushroom clouds in the background?
Who knew Jesus wore a plain white tee and dad shorts.
I knew that. I can describe his pornography preferences too and it’s as religion twisted as you’d expect
who knew Jesus was a white man
To be fair, sometimes Jesus wore a denim skirt with that tee, and probably carried the dad shorts in his purse. 😂
@@TC-ht9gl spoken like someone who knows the secrets of the universe and has walked between the pillars of severity and mercy. 🫡 🤫
Is Jesus daddy now
I thought Satan was daddy
I'm conflicted
I love that the angel at 23:00 is the only non-horrifying AI output when it's explicitly the only thing that should be a nightmare monstrosity of eyeballs and wings.
Now, I kind of want to see what an AI image generator produces from the prompt "biblically accurate angel"
@@Caffin8tor Yes, please.
@@valolafson6035i second that.
@@yourhorseyepona7309 I third that.
@@Caffin8tor Just google; "A.I. generated biblically accurate angels". There is quite a selection.
20:08 "Try not to laugh crucifixion challenge" just sent me. 😆 Also that WEIRD quick glimpse of a thunderstorm for like a 3 frames quickly replaced by dead smiling Jesus as if we weren't supposed to see the storm, and smiling dead Jesus is less incriminating. 😆
My nerdy little Christian heart did a SQUEEE when you said "lich" instead of "zombie". Thanks you!
Love that first woman going to the tomb like 'hi guys and welcome back to my vlog, gonna go visit the tomb todayyyyyyy'
"Ask my lawyer about my fatal, lumber related injury"
-MLM Jesus
The second coming is going to be bloody and full of agony as if the whole world were on its period
Jaysus got wood?
The happy woman first depicted outside his open tomb appears to be taking a selfie 😂😂
This is one of my favorite uploads so far
Jebloos with the earrings and NuMetal chin-strap beard, making waterspouts from wine was my favorite.
Jesus at the door straight up looking like he needs to borrow money to pay his dealer back
Reminded me of Ned Flanders at the Simpson's front door saying; "Okily dokily neighbor". That religious nut next door.
Easter. a time you get so hammered you wake up 3days later in a cave.
Who hasn't done that?
🤣🤣🤣
The Hangover Prequel Hollywood is too much of a coward to make.
Lolz
Emma failed to mention that it was a custom-built cave inside a rather grandiose looking Roman building.
I love how the woman visiting Jesus' tomb @21:30 is clearly holding her arm out like she's taking a selfie.
15:46 It's called a nictitating membrane, and the little pink bit of tissue in the corner of human eyes (nearest our nose) is actually a vestigial remnant of this.
Thanks! I have never been so scared and amused at the same time. 😮😊
15:35 "Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver."
Shows Judas with an ENORMOUS bucket of silver
Inflation
If you want a film with both rabbits and torturous death and resurrection, might I suggest the classic children's film "Watership Down?"
John Hurt voice, so you know it's going to be good. And excruciating.
yet played every Christmas morning in UK at least during my childhood....
@@helenr4300it was always played over Easter weekend in my childhood ('90s in UK).
Oh gosh no but yes
@@EmmaThorneVideosthere’s a cartoon with the legend: you’ve read the book, watched the film now eat the pie. Great humour. 😂
My Easter shirt used to say " I made wine into vomit - Beat that Jesus."
Sadly, it's all worn out now.
Yes that’s a good spin off of the old “I turned coors light beer into piss” that we used back in the 90s
I remember when "Buddy Christ" was supposed to be a caricature but these people just didn't seem to get the joke
Catholicism, WOW!
Poe's Law
Taking it easy for all us slackers out there!
At least Donkey Ollie was made with some (severely misaimed) passion in its patent absurdity. This seems borderline exploitative, AI generated status notwithstanding.
I actually like the Red Dwarf take on Jesus. He was a twin and one died on the cross and the other pops up a couple of days later "Im back babe"😀
Maybe Jesus after the resurrection was a hologram? Maybe that's why it's Jesus H Christ?
Lol... I used to tell people "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!".... And it evolved into "Happy Baby Zombie Jesus Day!" With the same tone as anyone saying Happy Easter!
the debate over jesus' ethnicity has now been split into 'jesus was not white' and whatever i just saw in the intro
Did anyone else notice the opponents of Jesus are pretty much antisemitic caricatures in their appetence?
the bussin’ zoomer christ?
@@rosiejl2798Yup. I saw that too.
@@cartilagehead the no cap 'speak to yo manager'-lookin'-ass 'roses are red violets are blue jesus is very cross at you and the HOA is too'-lookin' warm milk-drinkin' mayonnaise chuggin' cargo shorts-wearin' hiker christ rizzen from the grave after dying on the cross-up, i'm talking about that one yeah
@@rosiejl2798big time! I don't know if that was intentional or just a result of 100+ years of villain tropes being distilled by the AI into a perfect example of antisemitism.
25:02 - "Oh, did they mean _JESUS?!_ Dang it! That's H’chtelegoth, the elder alien tentacle god. I was wondering why my face and hands were mutating. I always get those two mixed up. Boy am I embarrassed!"
the two ducks are having a roleplay sesh, "today ill be the carrot and YOU'LL be the rabbit" type of deal going on.
I like how the entryway for the tomb is a different architecture in every shot
I noticed that too!
28:47 That's not Jesus, that's the 8th Doctor. NOW I understand everything. It wasn't a tomb, it was his TARDIS. He wasn't dead, he just needed his hearts back in sync.
The absolute IRONY of them using AI and then making notes that they don't want "their work" used by others 😂😂😂😂😂😂 how oh so very Christian of them.
Yeah totally, I had the same thought. Also seems hypocritical and fragile 😂
Unless there's been another ruling I haven't seen, they probably don't even HAVE a copyright to strike others against because you can't copyright AI-generated works.
No one steals like Christianity!
Jesus gave him a hug because today's christian conservatives would view that as a homosexual abomination. So in the animation Judas gives Chewy a "Bro hug", with the fist pound on the back that isn't visible. Then the cracked open a beer and sat on the tailgate of Judas's Ford pickup. Later after another half dozen cold ones, they pulled down the shotgun from the gun rack in the truck and shot the empty beer cans. That is acceptable to modern christian conservatives.
"Bubba an' the militia goin' gator huntin' nayuxt, after they done passin' round the moonshine."
Don't worry. Very few finglers will be lost.
I do wonder how long it will take for Conservative Jesus to change to standing his ground and killing his enemies, rather than being crucified by them.
@@YoungClarke That´s where Trump enters the scene with his proud boys and the MAGA army :)
24:08 lol I love the Hobbit door with the door knob right in the middle
Tricksy Jesuses!
My favorite is at 19:04 when Jesus is praying, and God just taunts him with an impression of the cross he is literally being crucified on at that very moment
I've spent enough hours in Stable Diffusion and browsing hundreds of checkpoints, and whoever was generating the AI visuals definitely used one trained on Pixar reference images. I'm pretty sure I actually have the same one/s they used, as there are several variations of the Pixar style.
omg jesus is hanging on the smallest cutest cross ive ever seen. they would have been uplike 10 ft for all to see, this one allows mary to come up and hug him
And imagine how short the people were then. Golgotha, full of these adorable four feet crosses.
Not really.. they'd need to import wood from far away (like Lebanon) just for that to get such long crosses, and Romans werer too practical for that. Most crosses were just existing trees that were cut down for the upright and then got a horizontal bar put on top when the feet were off the ground that was enough. That is where the T Cross form comes from. The additional section started originally out as the INRI sign sitting on a smaller stick...
@@dieudebois thats precious
As an artist (who does NOT draw like Pixar), I appreciate your defense of artists vs. the AI onslaught. Thank you!
Good book to recommend if you haven’t already read it: “Zealot” by Rena Aslan… which looks at the historical documents of the time, as well as the Biblical inconsistencies in examining the true life of Jesus by placing him in the context of the times. Fascinating stuff. Cheers!
@@aa-tx7th Thank you for your long-winded, yet obvious reply. I really appreciate it.
@@aa-tx7th Not as common a sense as you seem to believe, especially among business people.
I think the best use of ai art is for non artists (like me) to generate a ton of concept art to show actual artists (like you) to help more accurately describe what we are looking for when commissioning something. Multiple edits/iterations because of miscommunications sucks. But in capitalism, it's just being used to replace artists.
Fun fact:
Easter is always on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the March equinox.
Yep! It’s lunar based.
That fact is fun, glad you shared. Too many people pass over that detail.
Good point! If Easter was really about "Jesus", it should be on the same day every year
Pure lunacy
Because! It’s actually stuck in the timing of a Spring fertility festival instead of the more Biblically accurate timing of matching it to the start of Passover.
Fun fact: the early Christian church used a lunar calendar, like most Jews did at that time.
My favorite Jesus in this video is the one hanging out on Emma's shirt because I just can't with how pretty and fun she is
18:38 The continuity error has me in stitches. 😆😆😆😆😆
Also how Jesus looks different in every shot. 😆
Every shot is like "the new Jesus just dropped, yo".
21:29 She is taking a selfie in front of the tomb lol
OMG! You're right!
Checking out jesus's tomb at 3am (GONE WRONG)
Jesus smiling on the ground thinking. "They totally think I'm dead."
He is rizzin' indeed! Hahaha
Best shirt ever lol
He is Rizzin (air horn Bap Bap BAAAAAAAAA)
Now I've got that song associated with this shirt in my head. Thanks for that.
I love the Jesus story with the Chris Hansen AI voiceover. Super compelling stuff.
my favorite animated Easter content is the storykeepers which you may have covered before. if not, my humble submission for future Easter based content
As a church minister I am here for this. Impressed at searching out actual Easter story material, but ready for the cringe factor too. In vicar school we had a 'tat' shelf over the common room fireplace - and gathered a wide collection of cringe religious items. Add in AI and..... pass the popcorn
Cringe religious things and cringe royal family things are some of my favs to enjoy ironically
You might start with the fact that Easter is from 'Ishtar', which means 'east star', which probably was the star Vega.
LMAO I'm pretty sure the 'happy follower' visiting his tomb was taking a selfie 🤣
Now I wanna wear my blue denim jacket, put a “He is Rizzin’” patch on it, and call it my jesus jacket
1:42 anyone who walks around saying”eat of my body, drink of my blood.” Is metal as fuck
First time watcher. Had fun. AI is not going to rule us, I hope. The scene of the manger 26:08, there is a light bulb, at least I think it is.
The empty coffin in the tomb looked like cheap vampire animation. Where's the wooden stake?
Love the shirt.
How It Should Have Ended: The Resurrection.
AI generated bible stories. What an awesome idea. I'd love to see bears tearing up school boys that mock an old guy's baldness. Or maybe fire and sulfur falling from the sky and Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt. Or that old testament story where a woman drove a stake through a ma 's head while he slept. Or semi-zombie lepers crowding around Jesus to -eat his brains- get healed. Lots of other great stories like that.
My favourite bible story
..got called baldy by children, so got a bear to kill the children...
"Go up, Baldy!"
Well, Lot's daughters having some 'quality time' while he is passed out drunk would be a real hoot in the pixar style...
We can get the promise of the rainbow and see god's mercy in not killing us all with water this time.
Or jolly Pixar Samson setting a hundred jolly Pixar foxes on fire, oh man I can just see it 😆
Easter is when Ostara, goddess if spring, came late one year and found a bird frozen in the snow - she turned it into a hare, so it could survive, and once a year it can lay magical eggs as an homage to having been a bird!
❤❤❤
@jennyeblain6604 suddenly easter rituals all make sense!
@@timsmith5339 That is a real hypothesis about the origin of "Easter". Another hypothesis about the origin of "Ostara" or "Eostre" was this could also be a version of Diana, possibly worshipped by eastern German tribes (hence the name) who was the Roman version of Artemis, Goddess of the wilderness and who's symbol was a hare.
@@helbent4 all of that goes out the window in France, where a church bell spreads colored eggs around.
@@Bukkie661 Understood! Seems legit.
15:33 That is WAY more than 30 pieces of silver! How is he even holding that with one hand? Judas has some STRONG fingers!
“Slippy get back here!!”
But I’m totally using finglers from now on for AI art.
Jesus probably _is_ better classified as a lich than a zombie. An undead magic-user who resurrects himself to eternal life and still has all his powers and mental faculties? That's not a zombie, that's a lich.
Yes, and he even had the wounds to prove it!
A lich needs a phylactery to store his soul. He was clearly some unique homebrewed form of undead. And yeah, he was undead, because the wounds were still there and didn't heal like they would from a proper resurrection.
What about a dragr?
HERETIC ANATHEMA
That’s hysterical
Happy Dead Guy on a Stick Day. Hope you get lots of chocolat jeebus for Oyster
I love this quote I heard on FunkFrogBait,
"I did eat the dead flesh of a Jewish guy for 18 years"
(something like)
🤣🤣 He is Rizzin'
Comments that would get you burned at the stake for blasphemy in the 1700s
@@LyzergideDaydreaming 😅
Shout-out to Judas for the long weekend!
30:09 I love that the image they generated looking out from the empty tomb, the background is just full of ominous spheres, some of which appear to be coated in giant cobwebs. Jesus awoke to find himself on the Planet of the Spider People, it seems.
Maybe that's why it took three days to get back.
Now, I'm thinking about Spider Jesus.
Judas's expression the whole time is fantastic. Very betray-y.
23:22 Smoulder Jesus lol. I feel like I'm watching a Shrek movie now where we're meeting a Prince Charming.
So used to "delicious irony" I was completely blindsided by "gross irony".
AI art needs to get used for horror movies. Seriously, imagine your average horror movie except the background characters are AI generated....
The crowd weren't all watching JC because they are "all individuals".
@AB-ku4my - apart from the one guy who was like "I'm not" and everyone turned round "Sssh!" Then Jesus said "And don't let anyone tell you what to do, OTHERWISE -" but his angry mother yanked him back inside causing the crowd to say "That wasn't very nice!"
@@thelordofcorruption6420 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
"I'm not."
Thing about AI art is you can USUALLY tell AI art if you look for small details... an added finger ... an extra arm or leg with no source ... something small out of place that's missing or doesn't belong is a dead give away
My favourite AI Jesus was the one wearing a sports style tshirt, skirt, and wrist watch. 😂
Bonus points for the guy crying, streaking his mascara/guy-liner.
Nobody who willingly lets other people torture the hell out of their own kid can be called a good person.
oh you got it all wrong! he let other people torture...himself (as a sacrifice to himself to save us from himself).
@@cocobunitacobuni8738 God's all about finding the loopholes in the rules that he made up for his followers.
@@MSTJedi it's the parents rule, do as I say not as I do 😂
Nobody willingly ignorant cares to learn.
@@cocobunitacobuni8738oh shit guys, Jesus is coming and he doesn't look very happy!!!
"He is wearing cargo-shorts."
"This is my Easter shirt now."
"Easter is far more Metal. It's all about a man being tortured and then turning into a Lich."
This has been one of your funniest videos, Emma.
Pretty sure that the Easter Bunny comes from the March Hare. And, like Christmas, Easter was also placed where it is to usurp a pre-Christian celebration. It is no coincidence that Palm-Sunday is the first Sunday after the first full moon after SPRING EQUINOXE.
The name Easter comes from Eostara, the name of a local Eastern European goddess (Caucasus region, I think). We just "borrowed" the eggs, rabbits (fertility symbols) & other symbols, like the colours green & purple as symbolizing the Resurrection & return of Spring from the various Pagan cultures to bring them into the Christian faith & the Pagan symbols just sort of... stuck. WE stole a fuck-ton of shit from the Pagans.
The "He Is Rizzin" shirt slayed me and then brought me back 3 days later
Thank you Emma, for making my All Fools Day very special, AMEN!
lol, you missed the part where Judas's famous 30 Pieces of Silver are so many he needs a whole bucket to carry them, yet small enough that you could probably count 30 on the top layer alone XD
Your shirt KILLED me 😂😂😂 See you in 3 days! 😅
For easter traditions, untill she passed my grandma would play the passion of the christ on loop for the entirety of easter sunday, and invite family over for dinner. For most it was a very light dinner depending on where the movie was. It was very loud.
Is that the Mel Gibson one? I seem to recall a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth in that, not the most appetizing sounds.
@@EriktheRed2023 Yep. It was the Mel Gibson one.
@@bloodyhatter2692I see trailers of that movie every time Easter rolls around
A.I. animation all becoming like Pixar reminds me of all the restaurants in the Demolition Man future becoming Taco Bells!
Jesus looked buff in some of the images. Not bad for a lich.
HE IS RIZZIN' made me laugh for WAY longer than it should have Emma I have a COLD my THROAT hurts how could you DO this to me lmaooo
That lady was taking a selfie in front of Jesus's tomb lmfao
12:02 it’s the six fingered man. Quick, someone tell Inigo Montoya we’ve found him!
It's a little known fact that Pilate's last words to Jesus were "You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Or Adrian Monk.
@@russswanson3820A Monk reference! Holy cow!
"Finglers" is my new favorite term for messed up AI-generated hands. Also, I adore hiking Jesus and his cross that has a smaller cross on top of it. Of all the images to re-do, they really should have tried a little harder with that one, anyway.
I especially liked how 99% of the people living in a part of the world surrounded by deserts looked like they would be more at home in Arendelle. AI even thinks Jesus was a white hippie.
Getting two similar images generated from different prompts is the REAL MIRACLE here.
As a Pastor (of the progressive liberal sort), I love your videos like this. You aren’t just critiquing the storytelling and the animation, but you are doing it from the perspective of deep familiarity with the story.
One of my favourite classes in seminary was “Jesus in Text and Image” - it was a Christology class, but we explored the person and work of Jesus through film and art and poetry and literature. One question our prof always encouraged us to ask was “what is this creator telling us about their beliefs about Jesus through this creation?” I’m tempted to pass this video along to her, as I’m sure she would be amused and entertained by your commentary!
I found myself especially irritated by changing Judas’s betrayal to a hug. “Oh no, he can’t betray Jesus with a kiss because that might look *gay* 😮” This is especially bothersome to me, because whoever is behind this probably belongs to the inerrancy of scripture school of thought, that no word should be omitted or changed. Hypocrisy at it’s finest.
That sounds like a dope class!
Gotta say, you sound like someone that people would actually feel safer to talk religion with.
Thank you for that, not sure it means much coming from a not exactly religious individual but yeah.
Draig! Me too! I’m a former pastor of the progressive liberal sort. I second your thoughts.
"that no word should be omitted or changed. Hypocrisy at it’s finest." A false prophet was identified by taking people from His word. "Moreover, among the prophets of Samaria I saw an offensive thing: They prophesied by Baal and led My people Israel astray." Astray from what? The word in the temple. If the Law or the temple had legs it would walk to the cross. Jesus did not walk by and leave the ox in the pit. He had power to get it out. In his body on the cross he subjugated sin, the body and death and produced righteousness through His perfection. Through this perfection His can now transform everyone who puts their faith in Him so that like Him they will do goodness out of the state of goodness they have matured in. In the same way they have innate purity. It is not feigned, but their new nature. Tragically Christian no longer know how to mature Christians in Christ. It is all doctrine, but no character. Jesus says to the end time church, you are wretched, pitiful, blind, naked and poor. If you will have a change of mind and accept my verdict and open the door I will come in and sup. The outworking of this supping is change. The change is something the flesh will always hate, but the Spirit always loves and happily stands against its own sin, for the joy of knowing Christ. If this is not your experience then there is something seriously wrong with your doctrine. God does not produce anything not perfect. The Law is perfect. Evidenced by Jesus in obedience to the Law going to the cross. We are perfect in our sin in that in sin we will always crucify Christ. In the perfect face off between sin and the grace of Christ Jesus is perfected on the cross in his loving act of asking God to forgive them for they know not what they do. He now becomes a life giving Spirt and the source of perfection for all those who seek to keep instep with the sanctifying work of the Spirit. The gospel was never meant to be rocket science. It was never meant to be in the hands of the so called theologians. Theologians have more to do with methodeia (to follow up or investigate by method and settled plan). The two instances of this are used in relation to the devil's schemes. One has to bury the truth deep in theological arguments so that one can fulfill their own lusts. It's called suppressing the truth in unrighteousness. Why does one need a theological degree to consider the birds of the air, seeds in the ground, foxes, lilies etc. If Jesus can be made righteous through the Law then it does not need to change. Change the Law and you change who Jesus is. Change the Law and when Jesus comes you will not recognize Him. There is a reason why one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. So no the words cannot be changed. Even in the modern vernacular, who likes films changing the meaning of the books? It does show that the writers do want the audience to know exactly what they were conveying. Even fallen man can know this simple principle, then why would we assume that God does not mean what he says or is slow in coming forward? It heart breaking to me, especially as the sun is setting, the those on the left and right are no longer equipped to help Christians add to their faith knowledge, virtue, long-suffering, self-control, brotherly affection, love. Sadly, scripture does say this will happen. If the church knows how to recognize Satan how could it ever be given over, by God Himself, to the powerful delusion?
0:47- Fun fact
Back in the ye olden days, the pagan Germanic tribes of western Europe worshipped a godess of spring and rebirth named Ostara or Eostre with celebrations dedicated to her being thrown in April. The connection between Easter and rabbits stems from the fact that rabbits were her patron animals (kinda like how in Greek mythology Zeus' patron animal was an eagle). The connection between Easter and eggs on the other hand, stems from the general connection of the egg and birth/rebirth motifs.
Men still greet each other with a kiss is Mideast. That is funny that the ones arresting Jesus have faces of drunks.
Emma, you are a gem finding and guiding us through this. I've not cried with laughter like this in years. Thank you
Thanks for this. Your laughter at "hiking Jesus" was absolutely delightful.
Having re-read Dune: the most important command in the O.C. Bible is “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”
Apart from the objections to AI you mentioned, it uses a ginormous amount of energy. There is also the danger that AI generated content might be used as a source for other AI generated content, So you get a feedback loop where the AI content gets worse and worse. I stay clear of it if I can
Remember GIGO: Garbage In, Garbage Out.
"Jesus" : Hello There.
The Devil; Hey! Who are you? You're not my enemy!
Finglers n. - Fingers generated by artificial intelligence characterized by an incorrect number of digits or bending at impossible angles.
Your channel just randomly came on after an episode of Gundam 08th MS Team and I'm not at all mad about this because I agree so much of what its about. This is my favorite new channel for sure. This woman's awesome!❤