What upset is how Bella clings to Jacob,basically stalking him. As soon as Alice shows ups she is like bye b**ch. If Jacob had any diginity he would left then and there and not bother with her.
As for the big words... the book is narrated by TEENAGER, therefore it should not contain too many big words and expressions by default (it could have bit of pathos and italics... but the tone needs to be consistent).
your voice for edward tho xD also, a big pet peeve with this book was like, the day edward told her he was leaving she would’ve gotten out of school probably around 3-4 o’clock. right? okay. so she is like probably told by edward that she would be leaving at around 4:30pm. so then she gets upset and shit and then lies in the woods for a while and sam finds her. then sam says. “okay well i will see you tomorrow, or later today i guess.” bitch. this fucking dumbass was laying in the woods for AT LEAST 7 AND A HALF HOURS!?!! what the actual hell?? did i misunderstand that chapter or..??? do you agree? (ik this comment is rlly late btw but whatever.) oh AND she said at one point that jessica “seemed to be getting angrier rather than getting over it,” when it took her like 4 or 5 months to get over edward, and she gives jessica like 5 minutes to get over her being a crappy friend...
+Serpentine Frost ahahaha when I get heated/excited in videos I have a tendency to give characters random voices omg I never noticed that??? you're completely right! I don't think you misunderstood it hahaha. either she just like...didn't have it proof read for inconsistencies or just didn't care?? (also I don't care if comments are late, I love getting them!! 💖) and that's just another example of how shitty of a friend Bella is lol. because obviously ~love~ is so much more important than friendship
lol thank you for replying so fast! i am reading the series for the first time and i am currently on like chapter 10 of eclipse and i am like kind of losing the will to live as i get further into the series but like whatever it’s fine xD
+Serpentine Frost ahahaha I read the series back in HS and loved it then when through a phase where I HATED it and everything/everyone associated with it. now I just laugh at it lmao
The main problem of the book is that it tries very hard to be not just a sequel but an individual book. And i mean that there's several explanations about things that we learn in the first book, and it's like they are there just for the word count :))) completely useless. If you do a sequel - and it's very clear that it is a sequel - you don't have to worry about people not understanding the whole plot. If anyone has the slightest interest in the new moon, they would start with the first book.
@@thecozybookworm4522 I'M SORRY BUT KRISTEN STEWART IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS! SHE ACTS JUST LIKE SHE DID IN THESE STUPID MOVIES IN EVERYTHING ELSE SHE ACTS IN AS WELL AT LEAST OF I KNOW OF ANYWAY!
alot of crappy musicians use a rhyme dictionary program for their songs to fill up space, I feel like that's what Meyer did with Twilight but with synonyms. Also, I've been digging the fun attitude of the videos lately, and I think this vid my favorite one. I've never heard the plot of new moon explained more accurately.
+Anna Thomas haha, thank you! I had so much fun filming this why is why I couldn't wait to get it posted. I'm (kind of) looking forward to Eclipse just to see how much of a train wreck it is
I first read Twilight last december and decided to keep on reading the series but after I bought New Moon and sit down to read it I couldn't seem to continue. I've picked it up so many times but it's taking me forever to finish it. Everything is so ridiculous and too much. Loved and agreed with everything you said, couldn't be more relatable. After this, back to rereading Harry Potter for the 19283 time to know what good writing feels like again.
I agree with you about the critical side of things but I think that in order for you to do a good review on a book is that you also mention good parts of it as well.
Fair point, I mean there’s lots of opinions on these books( mostly negative) it’s just when I read it I thought it was a bit rushed in some areas but also tense in others.
Yesss you're a great reviewer, can't wait for the eclipse one if you're still gonna do it! And wait did she actually use the words "good" and "evil" when she separated her friends??? Don't remember cuz I read it years ago
New Moon is a garbage book lol. In my opinion, it's the worst in the series (which is saying something because I hated a lottttt about Breaking Dawn). The writing is terrible, the characters are pretty damn rubbish (loved your impressions though :P) and they make awful decisions (Bella just has a death wish). Anyway, good rant/review. Ha, ha, ha, I chuckled.
+BrewsandReviews I knew if was going to be bad going into it (because I hated my reread of Twilight) but I was shocked by just how bad it was, haha. And thank you! I'm pretty sure I used like three different voices for Edward but I had a lot of fun filming this. 😂
I had a similar experience (I had to analyse Twilight at Uni in a literature class and oh, boy, was that hilarious). Well, when you think about it, three voices suits as there are three Edward's in New Moon: the lovey-dovey-suddenly-pretends-to-be-out-of-love-and-leaves-an-idiot-in-a-forest Edward; the creepy Bella's-subconscious-telling her-to-drown-herself-because-heck-why-not Edward; and the how-could-you-believe-I-didn't-love-you?-I-was-going-to-off-myself-for-you Edward... *cough* sorry, got a bit carried away...
I read "Twilight" in english (i'am brazilian) and i have to according to you. The dialogues are so poor and superficial and that's a such surprise for me. I mean, I really like when i read for the first time and now...I don't know, but i guess the brazilian's traduction like, "improved" the original text. Anyway, New Moon it's, for me, one of the best books in Twilight's series. But, yeah, the text sill don't flow. Sorry for my bad english, great video! :D
Thank you!! 💖 I think a lot of people read it when they were young and liked it and have realized later how poorly it was written. And you're definitely right about the dialogue being superficial! For me the best one was probably the first. The worst one for me was Eclipse
BookishCheryl Eclipse just was good only at end, with Volturi's things and all (I love Bree Tanner so much ^^). The rest of book is, literaly, a nonsense stuff.
BookishCheryl There's a popular vídeo from one of most great brazilian's youtuber's called Felipe Neto. In 2010, he made a classic show: ''Não faz sentido" or, in an literally traduction, "Don't make (any) sense" bout Twilight. ua-cam.com/video/2Lp7XO6oWCM/v-deo.html Here's the link. There english subtitles on video. By the way, i think you'll like It.
What upset is how Bella clings to Jacob,basically stalking him. As soon as Alice shows ups she is like bye b**ch. If Jacob had any diginity he would left then and there and not bother with her.
Shoot I bought this book
As for the big words... the book is narrated by TEENAGER, therefore it should not contain too many big words and expressions by default (it could have bit of pathos and italics... but the tone needs to be consistent).
your voice for edward tho xD
also, a big pet peeve with this book was like, the day edward told her he was leaving she would’ve gotten out of school probably around 3-4 o’clock. right? okay. so she is like probably told by edward that she would be leaving at around 4:30pm. so then she gets upset and shit and then lies in the woods for a while and sam finds her. then sam says. “okay well i will see you tomorrow, or later today i guess.” bitch. this fucking dumbass was laying in the woods for AT LEAST 7 AND A HALF HOURS!?!! what the actual hell?? did i misunderstand that chapter or..??? do you agree? (ik this comment is rlly late btw but whatever.)
oh AND she said at one point that jessica “seemed to be getting angrier rather than getting over it,” when it took her like 4 or 5 months to get over edward, and she gives jessica like 5 minutes to get over her being a crappy friend...
+Serpentine Frost ahahaha when I get heated/excited in videos I have a tendency to give characters random voices
omg I never noticed that??? you're completely right! I don't think you misunderstood it hahaha. either she just like...didn't have it proof read for inconsistencies or just didn't care?? (also I don't care if comments are late, I love getting them!! 💖)
and that's just another example of how shitty of a friend Bella is lol. because obviously ~love~ is so much more important than friendship
lol thank you for replying so fast! i am reading the series for the first time and i am currently on like chapter 10 of eclipse and i am like kind of losing the will to live as i get further into the series but like whatever it’s fine xD
+Serpentine Frost ahahaha I read the series back in HS and loved it then when through a phase where I HATED it and everything/everyone associated with it. now I just laugh at it lmao
BookishCheryl yeah when i read the part where edward broke up with her i was literally laughing so freaking hard lmao i am such a bad person xD
What I didn’t like about New Moon was how Bella kept talking about the hole in her heart. Ok,we get it,you’re sad. Other then that, I still like it.
Oh, yeah, I remember The Goddamned Hole. ಠ_ಠ
The main problem of the book is that it tries very hard to be not just a sequel but an individual book. And i mean that there's several explanations about things that we learn in the first book, and it's like they are there just for the word count :))) completely useless. If you do a sequel - and it's very clear that it is a sequel - you don't have to worry about people not understanding the whole plot. If anyone has the slightest interest in the new moon, they would start with the first book.
I think Breaking Dawn sort of ruined the series for me lol. I wanted Victoria to kill Bella so badly in New Moon! 🤣
Read Midnight Sun !!!!!
I have this book but I’ve never read it, due to time dedicated to study for school. But you’re making me want to read it 😂😂
It's definitely worth a read lol
@@thecozybookworm4522 I SWEAR THAT THE ACTING IN THE MOVIES JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
@@thecozybookworm4522 WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WORSE THE MOVIES OR THE BOOKS OF THE TWILIGHT SERIES?
@@thecozybookworm4522 I'M SORRY BUT KRISTEN STEWART IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS! SHE ACTS JUST LIKE SHE DID IN THESE STUPID MOVIES IN EVERYTHING ELSE SHE ACTS IN AS WELL AT LEAST OF I KNOW OF ANYWAY!
@@thecozybookworm4522 Taylor Lautner Who plays as Jacob in The Twilight Movies is also Sharkboy from The Adventures Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
5:45 hahaha ha those imitations hehehehehe
alot of crappy musicians use a rhyme dictionary program for their songs to fill up space, I feel like that's what Meyer did with Twilight but with synonyms. Also, I've been digging the fun attitude of the videos lately, and I think this vid my favorite one. I've never heard the plot of new moon explained more accurately.
+Anna Thomas haha, thank you! I had so much fun filming this why is why I couldn't wait to get it posted. I'm (kind of) looking forward to Eclipse just to see how much of a train wreck it is
By the way,do you know a place I can get “Breaking Dawn”? I checked the goodwill round my place,but it’s never there!
Nessa Murray at Amazon its like 9 bucks or so. Look it up there
I acc enjoy the book with spoilers nglll
I honestly don’t think her writing is horrible to me it’s good idk why ppl say that
It's poorly written. The dialogue is awkward and doesn't flow and the overall sentence structure is choppy and weird.
I first read Twilight last december and decided to keep on reading the series but after I bought New Moon and sit down to read it I couldn't seem to continue. I've picked it up so many times but it's taking me forever to finish it. Everything is so ridiculous and too much. Loved and agreed with everything you said, couldn't be more relatable. After this, back to rereading Harry Potter for the 19283 time to know what good writing feels like again.
I agree with you about the critical side of things but I think that in order for you to do a good review on a book is that you also mention good parts of it as well.
I didn't think it had any good parts 🤷♀️
Fair point, I mean there’s lots of opinions on these books( mostly negative) it’s just when I read it I thought it was a bit rushed in some areas but also tense in others.
The bits with tension in them was what I enjoyed most even if it wasn’t a good book in itself.
its not dramatic, its that some people genuinely enjoy very descriptive writing
Majd Melhem exactly
Why you moving the book so damn much?!
I talk with my hands lmao
Lol
Yesss you're a great reviewer, can't wait for the eclipse one if you're still gonna do it! And wait did she actually use the words "good" and "evil" when she separated her friends??? Don't remember cuz I read it years ago
+pramika.kadari.writes yep!! I couldn't believe I read that, haha. And I definitely plan to do eclipse, I just don't know when haha
New Moon is a garbage book lol. In my opinion, it's the worst in the series (which is saying something because I hated a lottttt about Breaking Dawn). The writing is terrible, the characters are pretty damn rubbish (loved your impressions though :P) and they make awful decisions (Bella just has a death wish).
Anyway, good rant/review. Ha, ha, ha, I chuckled.
+BrewsandReviews I knew if was going to be bad going into it (because I hated my reread of Twilight) but I was shocked by just how bad it was, haha. And thank you! I'm pretty sure I used like three different voices for Edward but I had a lot of fun filming this. 😂
I had a similar experience (I had to analyse Twilight at Uni in a literature class and oh, boy, was that hilarious). Well, when you think about it, three voices suits as there are three Edward's in New Moon: the lovey-dovey-suddenly-pretends-to-be-out-of-love-and-leaves-an-idiot-in-a-forest Edward; the creepy Bella's-subconscious-telling her-to-drown-herself-because-heck-why-not Edward; and the how-could-you-believe-I-didn't-love-you?-I-was-going-to-off-myself-for-you Edward... *cough* sorry, got a bit carried away...
+BrewsandReviews haha, those are absolutely perfect descriptions of him in the book though!
You like Harry Potter!? Awesome!
HARRY POTTER IS AN AWESOME SERIES UNLIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE OF A MOVIE AND BOOK SERIES!
If you hated the book so much then why did you take the time out of your day to read it?! XD
+Em’s cornet because I'm rereading the series to see if it's really as bad as I remember
BookishCheryl I guess that’s a good reason. Sorry if it sounded like I was trying to be rude, I was just confused
I read "Twilight" in english (i'am brazilian) and i have to according to you. The dialogues are so poor and superficial and that's a such surprise for me. I mean, I really like when i read for the first time and now...I don't know, but i guess the brazilian's traduction like, "improved" the original text. Anyway, New Moon it's, for me, one of the best books in Twilight's series. But, yeah, the text sill don't
flow.
Sorry for my bad english, great video! :D
Thank you!! 💖
I think a lot of people read it when they were young and liked it and have realized later how poorly it was written. And you're definitely right about the dialogue being superficial! For me the best one was probably the first. The worst one for me was Eclipse
BookishCheryl Eclipse just was good only at end, with Volturi's things and all (I love Bree Tanner so much ^^). The rest of book is, literaly, a nonsense stuff.
Nonsense is a great way to put it haha
BookishCheryl There's a popular vídeo from one of most great brazilian's youtuber's called Felipe Neto. In 2010, he made a classic show: ''Não faz sentido" or, in an literally traduction, "Don't make (any) sense" bout Twilight.
ua-cam.com/video/2Lp7XO6oWCM/v-deo.html
Here's the link. There english subtitles on video. By the way, i think you'll like It.