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The wizard in the four warlock party pretending to have patron: "Uh... Great Lich Muugerenda.... Da. Inform your... Dark vessel in the art of Necromancy, so I may turn my enemy's strength against them!"
If your DM allows time travel, that means there's a theoretical 5th type of warlock. The Auto-Warlock. Perfect pact, only downside is that your godhood depends on you helping your past-self attain godhood.
"Uggh, Shuma Gorath was on my ass the whole fucking day. 'Zariel, feed me the blood of virgins', 'Zariel, smite the non-believers'. I even had to do double duty, because Geroth didn't shoe up. This is bullshit"
Ngl I like to interpret the last bit as C'tun Aket actually being able to turn into a hot demon lady and is sincerely offering to his summoner to take that form just to be a bro. Get yourself a Patron that cares about you.
My personal favorite warlock-patron relationships: -Really clingy patron/any warlock -constantly bickering warlock/patron -Theater kid warlock/patron who acts like an adult And finally, -Wacky silly patron/any warlock it doesn't matter all of them work well with this one
Had another warlock/sorcerer, the warlock was a servant of cthulu but didnt know it, and attended a cult meeting to learn about him. At that cult meeting it was revealed that c’thulu was going to destroy the world and so, he set out to use his warlock/sorcery powers to stop him.
My favorite idea is just, a married couple. Perhaps the patron is "young" by extraplanar entity standards and the warlock's quests serve to increase both partners' powers. You get to make casual references to "the wife" that only get funnier if other players don't know the full character concept yet.
@@tanith117 the sky daddy magic is powerful why do you think in the DnD universe his children don't show up if they did THERE BE A RUCKUS A FORMLAI A BLOODY INSANITY LEGAL BATTLE OF WTF PORTIONS or atleast that what happens when I ever play a Christan paladin in my dnd sessions shit gets weird and dangerous real fast like welp that went down hill fast and now we got to leave the bloody country fast
Having battled the puppets of She Who Thirsts before, no, they aren't, and I'll tell you why. They waited to fuck. Slaaneshi daemonettes and cultists will have sex mid-battle.
How did JoCat phrase it? Something like "You can be bossed around by a literal devil, who decided to make you their favorite person, so they're gonna be your *mommy* for a little bit" Seems like an accurate description of a pact like that.
I have a warlock literally like that. They were the victim of the “sell your firstborn to the devil” trope, and after being sold, this devil basically became her mom, and gave her magic powers to not get killed while out exploring.
@@sentientroomba9452 Tell us the backstory! Also this reminds me of of an anime with that exact premise except the demon treats them like a grandson it's called welcome to demon school iruma
This is C'tun Aket. He respects his warlocks' wishes when it comes to their bodies. Thus he builds relationships on a foundation of trust, not off of sexual desire. Be more like C'tun Aket.
@@jellyburghers895 Because a relationship like that will inevitably led to someone getting hurt who isn't the enemy. If it's not already. We don't know the oritentation of the latter Warlock, after all, and it's not an offering if you're not giving something up.
Yes, effectively. Not least of all because their patron's power doesn't (necessarily, because you CAN be a warlock to a regular deity) come from a popularity contest.
One involves the sacrifice of a vital bodily fluid to a ravenous, violent, and restless force that you shall serve for the rest of your days as an obedient agent of their will. The other is edgy. Know the difference.
My 'lock's patron is a _giant nerd_ except ancient and all powerful. Of course, as her servant and student, my 'lock is _also_ a giant nerd though knowing a lot less than she does. They often spend a lot of time with just him being an excitable dork and her teaching him ancient knowledge.
@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 because you realize that some people now are to young to know that Tekken used to have a Tiny Bowser like dragon in their fighter roster
No other class offers this, because it's considered 'heretical' and 'blasphemy' for a Cleric or Paladin to be in a relationship with their deity. Warlocks? You get whatever you want, it's flexible.
My favorite dynamic is when Paladin, Cleric, Warlock all have the same god and get annoyed at each other for handling them wrong. Paladin essentially tries to live like a mini version of their god, Cleric is ultra reverent, meanwhile, Warlock is pretty much a parttimer with a casual relationship to the boss, isn't all that reverent, and sometimes just chills with their avatar off hours, much to the shock and confusion of Cleric and Paladin.
"The divide betwen mortals and gods becomes more of a suggestion after you outlive your 4th god, one could not be wrong in calling you my warlock" "You don't give me powers though" "No, but i taught you magic, fed you and cleaned after you" "No, the entrapped soul of one of your enemies in the basement cleaned after me" "Still not negating the first two parts i see" "Still not trecking through half a continent to get you some worthless piece of rock, Martin, you can teleport, get it yourself" "I see, well, seems you won't be getting pocket money this month" "You don't pay me, and i'm 23, i'm a bit old to be given pocket money" "...uh, that is true, true...well, in that case, go get it or else...I'll even teleport you halfway, because i'm nice like that" When the lich is your surrogate father figure.
Funny enough I have two warlock's and they fall into these two extremes. One has a Fey (almost like a Fey demon) patron that's essentially his partner and the other serves an anchient leviathan.
And here we see another encounter between two different chaos psykers. One happens to follow Nurgle, with strange offering of blood, and the other follows Slaanesh.
@@thien0300 **Partially drains the blood of the Slaanesh worshipper every now and then, and gives it to Nurgle because their blood is filled with stds.**
I like to imagine some patrons as basically harem anime protagonists, seeking out people to be their warlocks to grow their well...harem. And yes this includes occasional special "visits" between patron and warlocks...preferably in private quarters *on a sturdy bed* with scented candles. (or not so private, some patrons are just freaky like that..)
I love that game. Tried getting a physical copy of the first for switch, but no dice. I used to play it in front of a coworker who was a self proclaimed male feminist. He absolutely HATED the series. He unironically called me a misogynist for liking it and playing it so much.
There is a third, Actually Fey Patron: Here, dearie. I packed you some lunch and your favorite pillow. Warlock: Thanks mom. Four, actually. Undying(Probably Acererak): Yo, Could you do me a solid? Warlock: Fine. And then there's the Great wyrm Patron Great Wyrm: You will prove yourself worthy of your ancestry, even if it kills you.... Warlock: *Is dying from arcane fire*
@@Gauge_BUNN.E It sounds like it is the same person performing both male and female, but the male voice sounds so masculine I initially thought it was different VAs.
Poor C'Tun Aket the Ravenous, he got shot down so quick. I mean he's ancient and probably hasn't had any fun in a long time, and obviously he'd prefer his best worshipper.
Last patron I had quite literally turned me into a death knight for the final bbeg. Then I had to sit back as my party had to put down a horrific new enemy as this was a homebrew session...I'm glad to say I had snacks. And I laughed with the dm as my party nearly got wiped...good times
I made a patron who’s pact with their warlock was that they’d play DND with them on saturdays. So every Saturday in campaign, our warlock was busy playing as another character I’d made for him. He plays a 4th level wizard named Dronicus, but often called Droner because of how much he likes to rant.
Not my warlock managing to fit into both these categories because he forgot to make sacrifices to his great old one patron who sold his contract to a succubus
This leaves out the great old one who’s warlocks basically stumbled on to them, have been turned half insane and pray they never meet him again because they know their brain would melt and drip out of their nose.
My Warlock has a pact with the goddess of Chaos and they basically have a close friendship (not THAT close). She even got really excited when she found out my Warlock had proposed to his girlfriend. Then she apologised that she couldn't make it to the wedding since she had to go find out where Bahamut was being locked up so that he could maybe deal with his son that is the BBEG of the campaign. I've never really liked the idea of the sexual arrangement stereotype of Warlocks and their Patrons. Why cant stuff like this be more wholesome?
The pact one of my warlocks has is with a Fey being that is something resembling a partner. They actually had a kid together, a strange Tiefling of some kind who's another character of mine, but she was rather absent from his life. They weren't exactly partners but more so trusted acquaintances, having the kid as an arrangement for something and not love - despite loving him. After a ritual that caused him to lose a lot of his memories and teleported him away, she appeared before him enraged but after learning what happened she got all sympathetic and decided to help him out. Does that count as wholesome? I don't really know.
Oh nooo, poor C'tun Aket. Don't worry, his mortal eyes are just too weak to see you for your true self. Anyway, I have 2 warlocks! One is a now-vampire air genasi who accidentally allowed his body to become a vessel for a powerful shapeshifter that was sealed in an ice mirror by melting and drinking a tiny piece of it. He's bitter and annoyed about the consequence, but wants what he was promised anyway, so cooperates. The other is a very sweet moon elven noble with a divine soul/blood who met and befriended a Celestial loyal to the Seldarine. He unwittingly accepted its token of friendship as a brand on his forehead that made him the youngest elf in his communityt o have multiclassed, at the age of 7. He hides the mark under a circlet, which are his warlock and sorcerer focuses respectively, and happily does anything his friend asks.
One of my favorite characters I made was a warlock with a patron named Company that just really likes coins. Like my warlock has to convince people to sign off their life force in contracts to get them, sure, but Co. doesn’t want people’s souls or anything, they just like having a large amount of coins. “Hey do you want cool powers” “Hell yeah, what do I gotta do to earn them” “Can you give me shiny stuff” “Aight bet”
I made two warlock characters. One was Conduit Thell, a Gnoll who gained enlightenment by becoming a dimensional anchor for Xorexan, the primordial creature of pure knowledge. The other was Kathus, a retired prostitute who paid off his debts by becoming the consort to a deposed Drow Matriarch.
And then there’s my patron’s pact “Alright Mistress, I’ve got half the city under my control and my necrotic crystal farm is up and running, profits from that should begin to show by the third quarter. Now, if you look at the gold income I intend to increase that exponentially by investing in some realestate and local businesses, and possibly a few merchant fleets. Oh, and…..” “And what are you doing to fight the Lich?” “I’ve got twenty guys with magic weapons and my best assassin ready to assist the War when the time comes,” (A Quasit with a magic wand appears) “sorry I’m late boss, I saw this kid doing nothing and she seemed like she deserved to die,”
Meanwhile there's my warlock whose patron shares a body with her and also her divine guide (aasimar racial ability). The three of them all control the one body at the same time. No breaks. They also don't know how to fix it. Everyone else just thinks their insane. Also all of them are wildly different alignments (LG, CG, CE). I miss playing them, even if it wasn't for very long.
idk if a player would ever make a warlock-patron relationship like that, in fear of being judged and/or kink shamed by the entire universe. Also, it would be very awkward between the Player and the DM to have to, uh... act that out. ...but oh how we dream.
This is why you don't give the bard godhood, the warlocks they make deals with gets weird.
there is a work around for that
@@ronnickels5193 there's a work around for anything bard related
Can confirm I regret my bard and his brother having immortality every day
if anyone makes the mistake of inviting me to a DnD campaign ever again im playing a bard.
As a bard who has done so I can say that at least In my term there's more tomfoolery than horny
There is a third. "Hey dad, can you help me with my fight?"
The wizard in the four warlock party pretending to have patron: "Uh... Great Lich Muugerenda.... Da. Inform your... Dark vessel in the art of Necromancy, so I may turn my enemy's strength against them!"
If your DM allows time travel, that means there's a theoretical 5th type of warlock. The Auto-Warlock. Perfect pact, only downside is that your godhood depends on you helping your past-self attain godhood.
…shit, that’s technically my Warlock…
I feel like that's also part of the Sorcerer's schtick.
@@ladywaffle2210 Not if they're adopted.
my personal favourite is warlocks who treat their pact like a 9 to 5 office job and their patron is their shitty boss
"...Oh and by the way, you have to sacrifice 3 babies by the end of the week, or YOU'RE FIRED!"
@@treasurehunter3744 least they have dental
@@treasurehunter3744 “welcome to a crap guide to DnD”
"Uggh, Shuma Gorath was on my ass the whole fucking day. 'Zariel, feed me the blood of virgins', 'Zariel, smite the non-believers'. I even had to do double duty, because Geroth didn't shoe up. This is bullshit"
That's a good premise for a sitcom actually. Like The Office but with Warlocks working for their patron. The shift never ends in Warre & Locke Co.
Ngl I like to interpret the last bit as C'tun Aket actually being able to turn into a hot demon lady and is sincerely offering to his summoner to take that form just to be a bro.
Get yourself a Patron that cares about you.
This will be my new head canon
New character idea
@@Ituasmi YES
Genderbending myself to get ma mans some bitches. Y'know just bro things.
like, isn't harmful for your soul to become a warlock?
They both pay in bodily fluids, just different fluids.
Dawg what 💀
@@bruhmoment7883 you know what
@@AklyonX that's the sad thing about it
It do be facts though.
You arnt *allowed* to be right about this
My personal favorite warlock-patron relationships:
-Really clingy patron/any warlock
-constantly bickering warlock/patron
-Theater kid warlock/patron who acts like an adult
And finally,
-Wacky silly patron/any warlock it doesn't matter all of them work well with this one
Had another warlock/sorcerer, the warlock was a servant of cthulu but didnt know it, and attended a cult meeting to learn about him. At that cult meeting it was revealed that c’thulu was going to destroy the world and so, he set out to use his warlock/sorcery powers to stop him.
@@thecookiemeister5374 That's awesome and I love it and is now my favorite one
I also enjoy Caring Patron/Mentally Ill or Emotionally Damaged Warlock
My favorite idea is just, a married couple.
Perhaps the patron is "young" by extraplanar entity standards and the warlock's quests serve to increase both partners' powers.
You get to make casual references to "the wife" that only get funnier if other players don't know the full character concept yet.
@@willyeeton4390 im doing this, i’ll see how it works
Poor C'tun Aket, saddled with a warlock who can't appreciate the catch he's got. :
True
@@synonymdaveI mean,would you prefer to sacrifice blood or anything else tho ?
@@skell6134 I would rather sacrifice another bodily fluid
@@jorishozee2943 Exactly,lol
they don't call them the devourer for nothing ;)
Warlocks use the same primary stat as bards. Just saying.
And Tieflings get a bonus to it.
*YOU SHOULD NOT BE SAYING*
Incest bonus for fiend warlocks?
Hexblade warlock tiefling
@@xygo6038 The real Gigachad Class-Race Combination that is insufferable for most (beta) players.
This is why the church burned magic users
Only Sky daddy magic is allowed.
Yep because their PR is better
They were jealous
@@nightsregalia8641 priests can't fuck their gods, for good reason
@@tanith117 the sky daddy magic is powerful why do you think in the DnD universe his children don't show up if they did THERE BE A RUCKUS A FORMLAI A BLOODY INSANITY LEGAL BATTLE OF WTF PORTIONS or atleast that what happens when I ever play a Christan paladin in my dnd sessions shit gets weird and dangerous real fast like welp that went down hill fast and now we got to leave the bloody country fast
I feel the second one is a servant of Slaanesh...
Having battled the puppets of She Who Thirsts before, no, they aren't, and I'll tell you why.
They waited to fuck.
Slaaneshi daemonettes and cultists will have sex mid-battle.
Heretical!
Ayo?
I mean, the first one is literally just Khorne or one of his lesser Daemons.
Looked like he would belong to Nurgle (though that is from just appearance)
Me in wizard school with student loan debts: 😐
get a sugar daddy like the rest of us casters man.
@@ceasefire2825 I'll be damned if I don't put this wizard scholarship to good use!
@@normtrooper4392 well if you need help with the finances im sure Hadar wouldn't mind
Wizard: college graduate debt slave
Warlock: meth dealer
Sorcerer: youtuber
It’s not too late to join us
haha jonathan, you are banging your goldly patron
How did JoCat phrase it?
Something like "You can be bossed around by a literal devil, who decided to make you their favorite person, so they're gonna be your *mommy* for a little bit"
Seems like an accurate description of a pact like that.
I have a warlock literally like that. They were the victim of the “sell your firstborn to the devil” trope, and after being sold, this devil basically became her mom, and gave her magic powers to not get killed while out exploring.
link?
@@sentientroomba9452 Tell us the backstory! Also this reminds me of of an anime with that exact premise except the demon treats them like a grandson it's called welcome to demon school iruma
@@NanoNovaBlast I like that show hate the parents
@hunterdidsomething8437 what?
This is C'tun Aket.
He respects his warlocks' wishes when it comes to their bodies.
Thus he builds relationships on a foundation of trust, not off of sexual desire.
Be more like C'tun Aket.
But if you really want to be horny anyway, you did already pay him...
And he very much would fuck them should they so desire.
Why not both?
@@jellyburghers895 Because a relationship like that will inevitably led to someone getting hurt who isn't the enemy. If it's not already. We don't know the oritentation of the latter Warlock, after all, and it's not an offering if you're not giving something up.
@@lozm4835actually 🤓☝️ if my memory is right the second warlock is gay it's was revealed in another comic
If you're the last surviving worshiper of an eldritch deity it becomes less a patronage and more a marriage
Well more of a monogamous marriage really, think of some patrons as basically Roger the alien from American Dad, he can't go for just one person.
Speaking from experience, godlike entities patroning lust are AMAZING in bed. But they are *very* clingy. So you probably won’t be leaving said bed.
*The spirit is VERY willing but my constitution is spongy and easily bruised.*
The moment that you realize that you've been granted phenomenal cosmic powers that you are never going to have the chance to _use._
@@navilluscire2567 She will use her magic to restore your body, as many times as it takes. Your mind, however...
@@discordlexia2429 what doesn’t kill or cripple you makes you stronger.
@@LumemDHShe gonna let you go sooner or later so its fine,just try to enjoy process as much as physically possible and pass out when need to XD
The delivery of that "shut the fuck up" is PERFECT
I gotta respect the tentacle patron because he tried to comfort his summoner and help him not be so jealous.
True BRO
Sad he doesnt being appreciated enough by his warlock
Warlocks are just hipster clerics.
THIS, THIS EXPLAINS IT PERFECTLY
And reject artists
Yes, effectively. Not least of all because their patron's power doesn't (necessarily, because you CAN be a warlock to a regular deity) come from a popularity contest.
@@lumberluc let's hope they got accepted into art school
nah they´re walking talking eldritch blasts
Well why else would their spellcasting stat be Sedu- er, uh, Charisma?
One involves the sacrifice of a vital bodily fluid to a ravenous, violent, and restless force that you shall serve for the rest of your days as an obedient agent of their will.
The other is edgy. Know the difference.
That's not what the word edgy means.
And the joke goes,
"And the other is C'Tun Aket."
@@pooppoop6337 fuck this made me spit my tea out
@@pooppoop6337 Poorly done warlocks that use C'thulikes as patrons are just grown up shadow the edgehog fans.
@@liamzakhaev But I fucked Cthulhu? What was that time?
@@liamzakhaevYeah, shadow’s good, just not in his own game or anything after sonic 06
Well it's like the old saying goes if it works it works.
Plot twist: C'tun Aket never required blood sacrifices, they're just a flexible patron and take any kind of passionate sacrifice
Like hair? Prayers? Clothes? Actually, what on earth would C’tun Aket do with clothes?
Mmmmmm cloth yummy
My 'lock's patron is a _giant nerd_ except ancient and all powerful. Of course, as her servant and student, my 'lock is _also_ a giant nerd though knowing a lot less than she does. They often spend a lot of time with just him being an excitable dork and her teaching him ancient knowledge.
I ship it
/hj, I don't know the characters, but still
Neat, you have genderbent Odin as your patron
Or just regular Odin. It all leads back to Odin
@@reesedesn71 He better hope his patron isn't Odin. Life expectancy around Odin is... limited.
Why do I have the feeling that the ancient knowledge is just the two talking about the elder scrolls
@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 because you realize that some people now are to young to know that Tekken used to have a Tiny Bowser like dragon in their fighter roster
Poor C'tun Aket, he tried only to be told to shut up, give the poor thing a hug.
I mean at least the ravenous one is willing to help his bro out even if it’s not his job.
psa for all warlocks, fornicating with your ghost will not refill your super energy
Thank you destiny comrade
May the light bless you for this knowledge,
And may the cleanX save your ghost
Fate stay night moment
Doesn't that depend on the DM, and on the character, and of course the patron?
@@cienkitv2854More like the inverse
and then theres timothy the depressed you pay him in tears and allowing timothy to vent about his struggles to you
Different patrons can be paid by different kinds of bodily fluids.
No other class offers this, because it's considered 'heretical' and 'blasphemy' for a Cleric or Paladin to be in a relationship with their deity. Warlocks? You get whatever you want, it's flexible.
I mean, if I was a god, I'd mommydom my clerics. You haven't read much Hellenistic mythology, have you?
My favorite dynamic is when Paladin, Cleric, Warlock all have the same god and get annoyed at each other for handling them wrong. Paladin essentially tries to live like a mini version of their god, Cleric is ultra reverent, meanwhile, Warlock is pretty much a parttimer with a casual relationship to the boss, isn't all that reverent, and sometimes just chills with their avatar off hours, much to the shock and confusion of Cleric and Paladin.
@@discordlexia2429Talks about it with D&D deity's ok
"The divide betwen mortals and gods becomes more of a suggestion after you outlive your 4th god, one could not be wrong in calling you my warlock"
"You don't give me powers though"
"No, but i taught you magic, fed you and cleaned after you"
"No, the entrapped soul of one of your enemies in the basement cleaned after me"
"Still not negating the first two parts i see"
"Still not trecking through half a continent to get you some worthless piece of rock, Martin, you can teleport, get it yourself"
"I see, well, seems you won't be getting pocket money this month"
"You don't pay me, and i'm 23, i'm a bit old to be given pocket money"
"...uh, that is true, true...well, in that case, go get it or else...I'll even teleport you halfway, because i'm nice like that"
When the lich is your surrogate father figure.
Martin: keeper of pocket money
(Sounds like an r/bossfights thing)
@@Aaa-vp6ug "Defeat the evil economancer to fix the rampant inflation" type of vibe
I’d take both of them
In a fight, right?
big booby waifu god or
god of destruction and evil
both a win
Based
@@birb125 😏
In a fight. Right?
Funny enough I have two warlock's and they fall into these two extremes. One has a Fey (almost like a Fey demon) patron that's essentially his partner and the other serves an anchient leviathan.
Every being in this comic is a catch tbh
And here we see another encounter between two different chaos psykers. One happens to follow Nurgle, with strange offering of blood, and the other follows Slaanesh.
I’d argue Korn is more accurate due to the blood sacrifice, but the patron is green soo
Blood is one of the dirtiest liquid so it fit, also you know, plague and blood go hand in hand.
@@thien0300 **Partially drains the blood of the Slaanesh worshipper every now and then, and gives it to Nurgle because their blood is filled with stds.**
I like to imagine some patrons as basically harem anime protagonists, seeking out people to be their warlocks to grow their well...harem.
And yes this includes occasional special "visits" between patron and warlocks...preferably in private quarters *on a sturdy bed* with scented candles. (or not so private, some patrons are just freaky like that..)
I will steal this idea.
That sounds kinda like how Mystra "visits" her chosens.
Some warlocks are just too lucky
This is why you need to know which patron you're making a deal for, and work around the problems for it.
I mean, Charisma is used for more than just seduction, but let's be honest it's mainly what people want
Persuasion takes many forms.
“I’m commander in cheese!”
Okay C’thulu let’s get you to bed
And then there's the one with the talking sword
Tbh i like the first type more.
I like people with a flair for the dramatic or no chill at all.
But the brofriendship is real between the two.
It was already insanely funny but that last line really blew it all up
This is what happens when the Bard multiclasses.
My Kobolds patron is his wife that was polymorphed into a sword they now seek a way to reverse the process
Why is it so similar to that one isekai anime with a guy reincarnated as a sword.
If you dig deeper, apparently green warlocks lore is that he's actually gay, so the whole thing is in fact torturous to him
The trailer total war kept hidden from us!
I can't believe I didn't see this before, but yeah, the second warlock is basically just Bayonetta in attitude lol. I love it.
I love that game. Tried getting a physical copy of the first for switch, but no dice. I used to play it in front of a coworker who was a self proclaimed male feminist. He absolutely HATED the series. He unironically called me a misogynist for liking it and playing it so much.
I believe that the green warlock is supposed to be asexual... so that's a bummer for him.
Ohhhhh that's gotta hurt
I mean, he said with privacy. Not "never at all".
The path of magic leads to strange abilities like the one that let's you transform into other creatures
y’all do realize being ace only means you don’t feel sexual *attraction* and some aces, do feel it, just in very small amounts-
-an ace
@@Sh1garak1s_altfair but we found out later that he's gay
So my original point stands
That sucks
but like how good he gotta be to satisfy a whole PATRON at least!?
I mean.... warlocks do cast with charisma.
The best part is, if I remember correctly, that warlock is gay. What a hilarious twist to it all.
There is a third, Actually
Fey Patron: Here, dearie. I packed you some lunch and your favorite pillow.
Warlock: Thanks mom.
Four, actually.
Undying(Probably Acererak): Yo, Could you do me a solid?
Warlock: Fine.
And then there's the Great wyrm Patron
Great Wyrm: You will prove yourself worthy of your ancestry, even if it kills you....
Warlock: *Is dying from arcane fire*
I'm playing the forth.
Doot the grave Walker
He and acererak are BFFs but he says it in a way where no one believes him
For a woman, you do a great boy voice.
Wait it IS the same VA
@@mr.cauliflower3536 what?
It’s possible she has another VA? I mean there is no true proof she isn’t having help
@@Gauge_BUNN.E It sounds like it is the same person performing both male and female, but the male voice sounds so masculine I initially thought it was different VAs.
Its because it is a man lul.
Poor C'Tun Aket the Ravenous, he got shot down so quick. I mean he's ancient and probably hasn't had any fun in a long time, and obviously he'd prefer his best worshipper.
Last patron I had quite literally turned me into a death knight for the final bbeg. Then I had to sit back as my party had to put down a horrific new enemy as this was a homebrew session...I'm glad to say I had snacks. And I laughed with the dm as my party nearly got wiped...good times
Poor C'tun Aket is ravenous for a hug
That voice has such amazing range, how'd you get it to be like that?
Offerings of *insert bodily fluid of choice* to the elder gods, obviously
Voice training
@@katyungodly With that approach, you must play a _wizard._ 😉
Its the power of being trans
The secret is TransVoiceLessons here on YT pretty much
I would want but, okay.
I made a patron who’s pact with their warlock was that they’d play DND with them on saturdays. So every Saturday in campaign, our warlock was busy playing as another character I’d made for him. He plays a 4th level wizard named Dronicus, but often called Droner because of how much he likes to rant.
The freeze frame of the two of them just staring at the other is hilarious. They really got the whole squad laughing.
hey if hes gana pass on that offer ill take it for him
I see that warlock multiclassed into bard like my boi elvis.
Either you slay the god
Or you lay the god
Not my warlock managing to fit into both these categories because he forgot to make sacrifices to his great old one patron who sold his contract to a succubus
There is a 3 one where the two are basacly just best friends vibing with echother
Credit where credits due, the first guy poured his soul into delivering those voice lines
It's one person btw
A good enough top can tame god himself
This leaves out the great old one who’s warlocks basically stumbled on to them, have been turned half insane and pray they never meet him again because they know their brain would melt and drip out of their nose.
Bruh, imagine it's a emergency and they're forced to use their patron, only for their head to *immediately* explode upon casting a singular spell.
My Warlock has a pact with the goddess of Chaos and they basically have a close friendship (not THAT close). She even got really excited when she found out my Warlock had proposed to his girlfriend. Then she apologised that she couldn't make it to the wedding since she had to go find out where Bahamut was being locked up so that he could maybe deal with his son that is the BBEG of the campaign.
I've never really liked the idea of the sexual arrangement stereotype of Warlocks and their Patrons. Why cant stuff like this be more wholesome?
because warlocks aren't meant to be wholesome. A wholesome warlock is just a cleric.
@@luxiconalana6187 What about unicorn warlocks
@@glendisshiko8182 You don't wanna know the horrid truths about unicorns. Warlocks know, and their soul is forever tarnished for it.
What about a Warlock......with a Golden Retriever Demon? That'll probablybe fun
The pact one of my warlocks has is with a Fey being that is something resembling a partner. They actually had a kid together, a strange Tiefling of some kind who's another character of mine, but she was rather absent from his life. They weren't exactly partners but more so trusted acquaintances, having the kid as an arrangement for something and not love - despite loving him. After a ritual that caused him to lose a lot of his memories and teleported him away, she appeared before him enraged but after learning what happened she got all sympathetic and decided to help him out.
Does that count as wholesome? I don't really know.
Patron who is trying to get back a handful of silver, thus preventing the warlock from dying and warlock who adamantly refuses to pay up
Oh nooo, poor C'tun Aket. Don't worry, his mortal eyes are just too weak to see you for your true self.
Anyway, I have 2 warlocks! One is a now-vampire air genasi who accidentally allowed his body to become a vessel for a powerful shapeshifter that was sealed in an ice mirror by melting and drinking a tiny piece of it. He's bitter and annoyed about the consequence, but wants what he was promised anyway, so cooperates.
The other is a very sweet moon elven noble with a divine soul/blood who met and befriended a Celestial loyal to the Seldarine. He unwittingly accepted its token of friendship as a brand on his forehead that made him the youngest elf in his communityt o have multiclassed, at the age of 7. He hides the mark under a circlet, which are his warlock and sorcerer focuses respectively, and happily does anything his friend asks.
I’ve got a Bardblade (Hexbard) who is more of a fighter than a bard. Idk where to go with this
One of my favorite characters I made was a warlock with a patron named Company that just really likes coins. Like my warlock has to convince people to sign off their life force in contracts to get them, sure, but Co. doesn’t want people’s souls or anything, they just like having a large amount of coins.
“Hey do you want cool powers”
“Hell yeah, what do I gotta do to earn them”
“Can you give me shiny stuff”
“Aight bet”
Warlocks are just people who slept with their teachers for good grades
I would give a shot at the offer of C'TUN AKET I mean you never know
And when you combine the two types you get the plot of Venom
He did say ravenous, so feed that boy some cake
When a bard in dnd switch roles with the warlock
I made two warlock characters.
One was Conduit Thell, a Gnoll who gained enlightenment by becoming a dimensional anchor for Xorexan, the primordial creature of pure knowledge.
The other was Kathus, a retired prostitute who paid off his debts by becoming the consort to a deposed Drow Matriarch.
Me, playing a celestial warlock:
*GOD SAID HE'S GONNA TEACH ME KARATE*
bro I'd accept either of they handing out demonic loving bro
There's a fourth: hey dude I'm gonna need some powers in exchange for letting you crash on my couch
And then there’s my patron’s pact
“Alright Mistress, I’ve got half the city under my control and my necrotic crystal farm is up and running, profits from that should begin to show by the third quarter. Now, if you look at the gold income I intend to increase that exponentially by investing in some realestate and local businesses, and possibly a few merchant fleets. Oh, and…..”
“And what are you doing to fight the Lich?”
“I’ve got twenty guys with magic weapons and my best assassin ready to assist the War when the time comes,”
(A Quasit with a magic wand appears) “sorry I’m late boss, I saw this kid doing nothing and she seemed like she deserved to die,”
Why didn't you look at me during the summoning?
I mean, we all already knew warlocks are sugar babies
Never wanted to play a witch hunting cleric so bad
Honestly, C’Tun Aket seems like a pretty cool dude. I’d rather have them as a patron than some some magic horndog.
Three. There's also the "uhhh... the last guy had this weird gun." typically servants of Hazard.
*Does incredibly complex and Corey ritual to patron*
"Now watch this drive."
My patron can beat up your patron.
I only see one type of warlock in this video.
It's just that one's a coward XD
Ngl my warlock's patron is a blahaj
i keep coming back
I am genuinely obsessed with this video
what ever was in his mind in that moment when he offred that *im down*
Ah yes the The pact where your Patron gets your first born child if you know what mean.
When you wanted to be a bard, but found it boring so you started reclassify into warlock, but hey why not have some fun while your at it
Meanwhile there's my warlock whose patron shares a body with her and also her divine guide (aasimar racial ability). The three of them all control the one body at the same time. No breaks. They also don't know how to fix it. Everyone else just thinks their insane. Also all of them are wildly different alignments (LG, CG, CE). I miss playing them, even if it wasn't for very long.
idk if a player would ever make a warlock-patron relationship like that, in fear of being judged and/or kink shamed by the entire universe. Also, it would be very awkward between the Player and the DM to have to, uh... act that out.
...but oh how we dream.
I’ll make it work…
My party tends to find a way, knowing my group of freaks, this situation has to be an inevitability eventually
@FilippoAndMind Oh no, I didn't mean it get's f-cked when the roleplaying happens, I just mean it must be awkward.. for everyone.
The worms look so confused lol
Life's not fair. Even for an all powerful warlock.
He won the battle but lost the war