Final Fantasy XIV: The Dragonsong War In a Nutshell! (Animated Parody)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- The gang successfully ends Nidhogg's reign of terror for good... but the Garlean Empire slides into their DMs among a multititude of other problems. It ain't easy being a Warrior of Light... There is a post credits scene!
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What happens if I resist doing that?
The Silent Hill reference at 16 minutes had me dead
“Curing tempering? Ha! When pigs fly.”
Ok…that was pretty clever.
Still mad that I don’t have the porxie minion and mount. I want them really badly, but not quite badly enough to pay a ridiculous amount of gil on the auction house or spend all of that time grind rep to get the mount.
Siiiiiigh.
@@EatTheMarxists You cant sell either on the MB tho
@@FumiTheSillyGirl the minion can be bought on the market board though
@@EatTheMarxists That tribe quest line is actually really good and great for leveling up.
[Angelo has entered the chat]
Voice of Vidofnir, Krile, Renda-Rae, and Lyse here! This was super fun to do and I super look forward to be insufferable in the next nutsheeeell! :D
You really gotta dial up the insufferable then cus you were quite pleasing and bearable. Be annoying! Best Wishes
🥲But Lyse isn't insufferable and I like her character
@@Roxasth3nobody Oh so do I, but I know she's not everyone's cup of tea.
@@ShinParisu Awww, thank you+
@@Roxasth3nobody same,
20:09 Wow. The literal answer to curing tempering really is when pigs fly.
😉
@@RABtoons I really hope that your version of the porxies will be cute when you get to Shadowbringers.
I did those Pixie quests with the Porxie mount too much. This joke went completely over my head.
@@baconbits3731 I kinda hope they look like Alisae's actual sculpture because that suits the flavor of RabToons lol
@@Tsakeli Well now that you mention it. That would be hilarious.
I love how Hyurbert is always confused by people hitting on him, while Eliza is a fangirl of whoever is hitting on him and Roschelle is just interested in him.
Hey all! Voice of Emmanellain, Laurentius, Elite Imperial Officer, and one of the We Know people here. I hope you enjoy watching the episode and thanks again to Rab for having me on for more Nutshell hijinks!
Side note: I never thought getting punched would be so satisfying.
VA for Nero and Ardbert here! It's always a pleasure to work alongside so many wonderful, talented individuals!
Your Nero is perfectly slimy. Great job.
9:51 And this is why the WoL only drinks from their own canteen, which is magically locked. After the Bloody Banquet and this, they ain’t takin’ chances.
I've always had mine canonically think he can't hold his liquor and therefore never drinks. Until Endwalker anyway.
The whole cutscene with dinner at Aymeric's our WoL was in full blown PTSD mode
I'm still waiting on the Hyurbert and Rochelle eternal bonding episode
"Zenos will unfortunately return"
Hey now, that's our to-the-ends-of-the-universe PvP buddy
he's not my buddy and I was not happy.
Though I know the rest of you are really happy so I won't argue it.
@@Joeyfield0 Hey, I wasn't happy either. Don't hold back :D
@@ParticleBomb Okay okay fine, this is how I felt, while trying to avoid spoilers still:
You get to that part, and you think "I know how this goes, let's fight, I'm ready, but no I'm not, but I am cause I didn't spend 6 days playing and 2 weeks stuck in queue for nothing", and then the thing happens, and I'm yelling at the monitor, I'm facepalming, I'm physically angry, I'm like fuck this shit, I click the "fuck you" option, am ignored, (duh), music starts, and I'm like "Is this REALLY how this is going on", and I spent half a minute being salty before thinking that I gotta finish anyway because again, spent too much time to quit now.
I deal with the situation, get to the ending, and I'm now yelling while the dialogue is going on. Fuck you, I'm not interested, you're story is lame, everyone else's story is better, I want you out of my head, I will jump off a cliff if it means you stop talking, and was very bitter. I pull out my scythe, which I just happen to have kept in storage for 10 levels, /threaten, and pressed to continue on and DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE RESOLUTION because you know what's going to happen next expansion. And if you don't know that's probably for the best, I won't tell you, and who knows, you'll probably like it way better than I did.
Fuck you, you're not my buddy.
Still an absolute 11/10 expansion, btw.
oh and youtube, I know I posted fuck a lot in that post, but I am allowed to be angry at a fictional character.
@@Joeyfield0 A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
Whoever wrote Urianger's lines deserves hype.
That one line "I'm also out here for some reason" From Lalafelon just kills me for some reason
Glad you noticed lol
He refuses to admit it but he just likes to be included
My favorite in a nutshell comes back. Gets better with age and rewatches.
There is also a post-credits scene!
Hey peeps! Alisae (best twin don’t even at me :P) and Yda (RP version) here! Got a lot of love for this rather large nut. Everyone did a great job and we hope you all enjoyed this installment.
Hraesvelgr: *If i kill Yoshi-P, would you not all die too*
Me: *Undestandable*
Aymeric, Kan-E-Senna, and Yugiri here! Thanks for watching, everyone! Was exciting seeing my name in the intro~
...I really hope these characters never have a conversation or else my Horrible Secret that they all have more or less the same voice will be exposed!
That's even funnier tbh hahaha. Great job!
@@malpercio123 Thank you! Haha they're usually spread out enough that people don't really notice.
Though when Aymeric got stabbed I lapsed into my Garuda voice for his screaming haha
Alisaie is like "this is my emotional support PTSD-suffering kobold child"
You…are not wrong 😑 lol
wonder how the next will go.
Roechelle: "At long last, Hyubert."
"5 minutes later"
Roechelle: "F*CK YOU!"
Hyubert: "Did we? I'm not sure how that thing works."
7:22 I am beholding.
9:15 "... but... she had the LITERALLY best rack in the world!"
14:34 Roechelle: "I know the feeling."
18:14 I do.
25:17 Roechelle: "WHAT?"
Missed opportunity to release the video when the servers go down for 6.2 maintenance.
I tried but I didn't finish the video in time.
@@RABtoons RIP, appreciate the effort though.
"Man the Fuck up, Baby Giraffe" 🤣🤣
Zenos will unfortunately return.
Many times.
F
Well can't die till his redemption arc
7:15 The skipping cut scenes is great. Part of feels that she wasn't acting at that part.
"Alisaie was tracking the Warriors of Darkness and sucked balls at it. So I bailed her out."
And spoiler warning, it's not getting old any time soon.
I wouldn't be surprised if the same writer who wrote the Lyse twist at the end of DSW also wrote the PLD questline.
Zenos sleeping at the end until WOL shows up right on cue 😂
"FUCKING POGGERS! LETS FIGHT THE GARLEANS!"
I'm pretty sure that's just a line from cannon Gosetsu.
That one got me dead lol
Hold on a minute!
RABToons, You can't leave Heavensward without doing the ALEXANDER Raid! Hyurbert needs to feel the music of that raid and experience the gloryness of ALEXANDER and RISE! Oh and to make his head explode because the story of the ALEXANDER is very complicated.
Also still not a single Fell Cleave.
P.s Who ever is on the piano, Keep it up. My ears feel nice listening to that.
*Locus intensifies*
tbh because hw had so much in plot itself there simply was no time for the raids. maybe in the future we make a vid on raid storylines.
The void ark would be cool to see animated too
"Zenos will unfortunately return" understatement of the century!!!
Alisaie: "I am the superior twin."
Alphinaud: I don't use the LB for no reason.
As someone who plays this game for over a decade it’s a pure pleasure to watch and I’d love to be a part of it.
Thank you!
There is no passage of time in Eorzea
Not gonna lie, seeing the Aymeric stab scene and I still want to know how that man stayed so calm about it.
Im glad the decision to toss the eyes has been ridiculed by pretty much /everyone/. Aymeric deserved to be bullied on that decision
Can't believe hyubert hasn't taken Rochelle to a nice dinner.
I had a legit spit take at the "Curing tempering? When pigs fly!" joke.
That writing was next level.
Still loving all the random PC's wandering around in the background. :D
"Curing tempering? Right. When pigs fly." Oh...Alisaie...if only you knew. XD
At the end of everything... I find you sleeping with a blankee and a teddy bear....
Finally!!!
I see that you haven't forgotten the original Moenbryda doll description. LOL
I'm sorry the original w h a t
The instant cure to my depression is “I’m Ga Bu by the way. Wait. What was that about my parents??? Reeeeeee” in a scottish little boy accent.
At some point near the end of heavensward there was a line saying it has been two years since we came to ishgaurd. Not sure if the lines are still in the game.
But then another one saying its been a few months. Its so inconsistent
My headcanon is that each expansion and post-expansion content takes a full year. So this would be 3 years after ARR.
The pigs fly comment was one of my favourite bits!!!
He's my friend with benefits-
POLITICAL BENEFITS!
... And I also get dental.
Commendations for not spoofing the Saddest part of HW.
I like how even the comedic geniuses of Rabtoons know when something deserves to be left alone.
But that Dragon Eye scene was priceless.
I can't wait until you guys bring Emet Selch into this. XD
I forgot Roechelle can speak English that caught me off guard
Same actually
I know these take a long time to make but they are ALWAYS so worth it in the end! Love seeing it all come together and seeing the lines come to life. Everyone does such a great job bouncing off each other. it's always a treat seeing the scene fully play out after recording singular sentences and then seeing a full blown conversation come from it! Can't wait to record more lines for that little Spud! :D
Warrior of Darkness: You shall fall!
Warrior of Light: ARDBERT!
Warrior of Darkness: It's actually Arbert right now. Don't worry. Our names are so forgettable you won't notice them being changed in a few years. Right guys?
*Warriors of Darkness nod*
I missed the iconic, "STOP RESISTING" 😔
I can't wait to see more Lyse roasts in SB
Don't worry, Alphy. I'll watch the PowerPoint slides :D
And personally, I never thought Lyse was insufferable. Well, no more than Fordola and Zenos were, anyway.
I can't begin to express how hilarious this video is. I'm not sure if it's just because I've been watching ya'll for years. The jokes never get old. Congratulations! You all made my day once again.
When asked to voice Ilberd and Griffin with an high pitched Yorkshire accent, I made damn sure I sneak in an eee baa gum in there, lest I wanted to wallow in pain.
Anyhow, peace out bitches!
Don't know why it's unfortunate, but i'm looking forward to Zenos portrayal in the next "In a Nutshell". My favorite Villain and my best friend.
It's Krile Mayer Baldesion who is a granddaughter of Galuf Halm Baldesion from Final Fantasy V.
this is gonna get really old if you do this for every name borrowed from previous games (lol)
19:23 ok was not expecting Alisae to be a MCH this whole time
No job changes since HW, makes a character go a little crazy and start multiclassing
Admittedly, though, her saying "Something cool!" while actually DOING something cool, was perfect and like a spell or something...and also hilarious.
I love this series.
WOO it's great, as usual! Happy to have been a (small) part of it!
Also: am I the only person around that actually likes Zenos? I think that he was a great character!
No!!! I like him to
@@bragejakobsen2235 then you obviously have good taste, like I do. We are now friends.
Storywise, he’s a good villain with character development. In character, I hate him and all the wrong he does.
Another amazing job guys! I have a blast sitting down to watch these when they come out, thank you for all the effort you put in to them! Looking forward to the next one :D
"Curing tempering? When pigs fly."
Okay that. Yeah that's kind of clever ngl.
As always, top notch work and the VAs all were great too!
Awesome work everyone!
I cant stop watching the dinner scene, poor hyurbert, he will find more and more npc that will make him his/her bitch, this is jut get started
Dalamud 2: Electric Bugaloo got me good
Amazing stuff as always!
Papalymo's voice and lines are ultra funny, and I think I actually laughed the most at the Griffin's line about his Yorkshire accent. Well done 👍
Really fun watch and thank you for letting me voice a bunch of characters again :D Awesome!!!
This doesn't spoil the story because I have to play the game to understand these cartoons. But it's great content anyway! _(And I will probably never get to this stuff anyway.)_
Thank you!
Love ❤ that 80s/ Stranger Things esque outro music rendition of HW themes!
And the rest was also nice 😉
To realise that Warriors of Darkness was HW content. The story content in the patches was massive. Awesome to see everything covered.
It's awesome isn't it?
At minute 8:30 and onwards, after questioning the fact that Minphilia has a new dress ,the music in the background is the one that appears in the save rooms in resident evil code veronica
There's a ton of music from other games and sources used to replace the official XIV tracks (to avoid copyright strikes). I'm surprised I don't see more comments like this considering the games we get some of the tracks from.
I’ve literally been checking every day. Finally!
I really love the use of random music in the background, some from madoka magica and by the scene with the warriors of darkness it should be the soundtrack from dawn of war
It's because Square Enix are a bit militant about using their music so we use soundalikes since starting the FFXIV series and have applied the rule to all our FF videos.
Just easier to not take the risk.
You know after you unleashed the ghost, it never comes back, so when can we hear the full release of answers ;)
I might have to go back and rewatch it because my laughter drowned out a few lines.
Awesome work there! It was a pleasure to watch as usual.
I'm glad to be part of the Patrons and I look forward to Stormblood!! 😀👌🏽
Thank you for your continued support!
I hate you for the “When pigs fly” joke LMAO
I don't get why people think Lyse's reveal was meant to be some huge revelation full of shock and whatever, when it simply isn't. How could it have been when what came before does not exist? That alone made it pretty obvious that it's not the case here at all. It's meant for establishing her stake in this war, which you, the WoL have no actual stake in. If she was from Sharlian like the other Scions then it wouldn't make sense beyond sticking her noes in other people's business to do good. And more importantly it explains why "Yda" seem too dumb to be a Scion, whom are all scholars, even Thancred. The fact Lyse couldn't fool them only further spells out how not-smart she is, funnily enough. lol
Having said that: HOW could anyone expect Lyse to not be so naïve??? Good thing Alisaie was part of the party cuz who knows how many stupid self sacrifices there would have been without her.
Thancred ain't no scholar. He probably cheated on his exams.
35:49 _D'aaaaw~_ If only this Centurion had been like an Alfred to Zenos during his childhood, then maybe he could've grown up to be a happier and stable person
fist rule of ff14 Dont Skip the MSQs Cutscenes.
Thank you so much for all the hard that goes into these videos I always look forward to this content I needed this laugh seriously 🤣
Thank you kindly good sir!
Lalafel: "Hey...we are not his friends." XD
This couldn't have come on a better time, I just returned to the game and I was so lost story wise, and you guys make the story more entertaining than the actual game!
16:56 I love that reference to the flavor text for the ishgardian rock salt lol
What's the flavor text?
It's funny how some are very obvious references, and how some are hidden well.
20:22 Alisiae is amazing though
The Retro Sound at the end was totally worth it.
Awesome!
32:13 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!
(Got really hyped when I heard Twilight of the Gods)
Such great work on this one guys! My favorite since the double ARR parodies! Can't wait for more :D
“YOU’RE SKIPPING CUTSCENES?!”
You’d be surprised at how there’s people who do that
15:10 I remember when they said throw them off I was like yea sure definitely never gunna see those again.
5 minutes later they're back
Ah yes just how I remember Vidofnir smoking that dank holy kush while listening to music while acting like a angsty teenage dragon with family issues
Now you need an episode where you visit the Golden Saucer and Costa Del Sol and have the lawyer guy show up.
OMG. Stormblood is going to be ironicaly AWESOME. Rabtoons, I'm surprice you know the whole situacion with Nael Van Darnus, cause few people know of it.
We've celebrated 8 anniversaries of the calamity.
Soon to be 9
Wow, spoilers, that's not suppose to be out for 8 years
@@Joeyfield0 blame Alexander
I lost it at the “RP Yda Hext” nametag
Wow. I can't believe it took me until almost the end of the intro to recognize Always Sunny
27:57 I nearly choked on my lunch when I heard this part. XD
Raubahn in Gridania "it stinks of weed" lmao
As always, friggin’ hysterical. But you totally missed having Shang Tsung pop up when Ilberd said “a taste of things to come” - every time I heard that phrase it reminds me of the line in the first Mortal Kombat movie. Would have been a good gag!
"Okay everyone, sound this out CAREFULLY! Seriously, like sound out each syllable rather than just saying it."
Whoa hey, it's the pre-Heavensward voice director!
26:43
I always hated how Ilberd was constantly allowed to get away and do things because the heroes were either being idiots or standing there stupidly. It made him less credible as a villain and more of a walking talking plot device. The fact that he forces us into Ala Mhigo (Ugh) makes him worse.
Probably the worst major character in the game for me.
In other news, nice work on the nutshell.
Nah. The worst major antagonist would have to be Ran'jit.
Considering that the General of Eulmore seems to be so good as to defeat the WoL after they defeated Shinryu without external influences of power, be immune to the fae's magic for whatever reason, and survives falling down a chasm at the Rak'tika Greatwood. He's comparable to a Mary Sue, except he's an antagonist.
Nah.. They were just being...Sloppy
YOU'RE SKIPPING CUTSCENES?????????
I would love to be able to talk to game characters openly like this someday. Lol, I love how your version has them interacting with the main chars regularly without limitations. XD Playing a mmo game virtually would be awesome as well.
I use this series to vent my frustration with NPCs in this game lol
@@RABtoons lmao you been so spot on with my own frustrations. Yda/Lyse and Minfilia to name a few. Kept thinking.."If I could I would have a few choice of words for Minfilia and her bs." Lol
I look forward to seeing your future eps and your thoughts on Fandaniel. o/
Look at him, crying and squirming like a baby after a little stab wound.
Not like Hyubert who pierced him with a big sword and he barely complained.