Hey everyone, voice of Cid here. Just want to say how much of a privilege it was to be part of this project. This was my first voice role and I hope you guys all enjoy it. I have been a big fan of the Final Fantasy series so thank you Rab for including me and for making this work of art. I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next!
@@zigslotheon uh…what…? How does this at all translate over to Persona? The way you’re just arbitrarily saying “or in Persona” is so stupid and you can literally do that with any other series?
@@Weathersohot it's left kinda ambiguous as the last time we see them they're walking off to face down a hoard of daemons. No hint in game of if they make it to dawn or not =/ The most we can say is we don't see them when we see Noctis and Lunafreya in the afterlife
Ardyn: I sit on my throne bitches, best tragic character! Luna who was practically not a character: I well..I heal and I’m supposed to be Noctis’ wife Aranea: I’m the best without a backstory.
Kingkilla 777 they were going to make a dlc for Aranea, Luna and Noctis but it ended up becoming a book. I got the book and I have good things to say. It’s called Dawn of the Future
I am glad that I was not the only one feeling the worst when the Regalia gets destroyed. Ok your dad, ok your empire, ok your girlfriend, ok your best friends, BUT NOT THE CAR Q_Q
@@drewmotl4663 plus they are so racially diverse overcoming such boundaries. Alien clone baby, possessed moon person, living tree, ... a member of the insane clown posse.
That was really someting they didn't bother with and it bothered all of us. Guess it's still better than Noctis asking Regis where's mom and he'd be like "She left me for the emperor."
18:58 This part DEFINITELY piss me off about the game. Understandable that Noct wants to end the darkness as soon as possible but it still sucks that we didn't get a chance to see how much that country changed after 10 years, including the other characters like Iris, Cindy, Cid, Dave, and all the other npc's...
Try buying the "royal edition" dlc thinking it will give you all the previous dlcs, when you got the game on release day, only to find out it's not a complete edition upgrade, but just a crummy extra final dungeon and cutscenes. I may have platted FFXV but I ain't throwing another dollar into it lmao
To be fair, I actually didn't notice that Ignis's face was scarred in the beginning during my first play through. But even if I did, I doubt I would have been able to guess that it would be a major plot device.
Ignis: Sorry Noctis, Luna is death. Noctis: Who? Ignis: Also I'm blind. Noctis: How did that happen? Ignis: Would you like to purchase this *DLC* to know what happened?
15:33 ok stop right there, this whole scene was played previously by my clients Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough in Final Fantasy VII We'll see again in court
@@petercampi2840 The morning Noctis leaves the city is the same day the Niffs arrive, and Drautos and Nix have that chat in the car. It's also the same day they discover Crowe's corpse. The attack happens while the Chocobros sleep at Galdin Quay.
@@nalublackwater9729 That's nice, but it does not correct what I just said: the first 12 minutes (the opening battle scene on top of that natural bridge over a canyon after the opening narration) happens before the game even starts.
@@colleennewholy9026 I think I saved that one for last, when my level was higher, so it wasn't horrible. And I had a better understanding of the mechanics. The fish you catch with Gladio's sidequest though was a beast for me.
In reading this again and just watching someone livestream catching both the Liege of the Lake and the one from Galdin Quay...I'm really confused now how I pulled that off. If I did the lake one first, that means I did it with a weaker rod than the best one in the game. You don't get that until after the one from the Galdin Quay and then you're supposed to do the Liege. No wonder then it took me so long! I did get a rod from the DLC though but I know that wasn't the strongest in the game.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley It's not really that hard if you did the grinding for your fishing rod parts to max it out. It just takes a freaking eternity.
Actually Noctis... The game was in development for 10 YEARS! All because they wanted to make a side game set in the 13 universe but then made it it's OWN main line game.
1:14 Of course he died in it HE WAS VOICED BY SEAN BEAN! Just a general rule of thumb. Almost any character that's played by Sean Bean is a dead man walking.
@@thequietdreamer2186 agreed, watched the damn thing like a lot, Sean bean was the only character to continuously take beatings to nearly die... And one episode later he's back to do it again
You know a game majorly messed up its development when you have more of an emotional reaction to the CAR being destroyed than the main love interest. It has a better character arc too with all the side quests you can do to upgrade it.
"Now that Ardyn is gone, I will awkwardly relay some patched in exposition to you using lazily put together still images" Lmfao, the truth and the way she says it. I'm dead.
Stabbed by Ardyn, got Aerith'd by Sephiroth, meteor'd by Golbez, overkilled the second time by Exdeath, and thrown to the water by Kefka. Edit: Nobody even cares
I was hype as fuck when my theory got confirmed that that was her. Everyone was thinking it was Straletzia for almost a year. But as soon as Sora said "that girl", I knew it was her and she was talking about Noct. One of the saltiest bits of dialogue I've ever seen in any game. "His heart has been altered beyond repair" "I don't have a name, they took it, my appearance, everything" Hell, she's even in the land of the dead because Stella was a dead concept. Like damn Nomura, tell 'em how you really feel.
I took a photo of muscle daddy Gladius with me to the afterlife so when I got that ending it was awkward but atleast my wife knew exactly who I was gonna be thinking of in the marriage bed from the start.
That bit with Ignis shrieking at Noctis "AND PROMPTO DIED!!" At 7:34 from neglect and lack of hygiene from the player farming exp too long to take advantage of the cheap hotel that gives you the 1.5X multpilier, Kills me everytime LMAO.
Squeenix before FFXV: _"We won't release a FF7 remake until we make a better FF game than that!"_ Squeenix after FFXV: _"Guys, uh, we should totally do that FF7 Remake while we still can."_
@@mkt568 Debatable, 6 had a richer story, but it wasn't a milestone in graphics nor character design, which still looked a lot like FF4's. FF9 had a great cast of characters and setting, but sadly, it didn't sell nowhere as well as 7, this was due to not being released to PC until 2016. So, yeah, while I have to agree that FF9 might just topple FF7's title as the best FF so far, in Squeenix's eyes, it wasn't. Another point to debate is spin-off games, aside from Kingdom Hearts and Dissidia, FF9's never had spin-off games like FF7 with Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, Ergheiz and the Remake itself. Not to mention the CGI film Advent Children and animated shorts, which, were crap, but hey, that's something FF9 didn't have.
@@BlazingAzureTheta That's the first time I ever heard of that game, but despite its critical acclaim I'm seeing it's an expansion to XIV? I don't think you can compare an online game to a full JRPG, glad it was so successful tho, are they still charging a monthly subscription on XIV? I'm completely out of the loop on it.
15:54 is one of the most accurate parts of this parody. I feel like they had a few scenes cut out of the final product before they got to that scene and it makes gladios come across as a dick.
@@jaywatson8720 Maruchan can be pretty good. A while back they started making a new product line that had tonkotsu and sukiyaki flavors for individual lunch bowls, and those are delicious if you've never tried them.
Prompto: Wait, Noct! Noctus: Yeah? Prompto: Now that RABtoons is done with the numbered series (minus the XIV parody later this fall), what now? Noctus: Well, they might do Tactics, Class-0, X-2. Prompto: And don't forget the outcasts! They still have that unresolved plotline.
I absolutely lost it when all the most cruel/iconic FF villains showed up to off Luna oh my God this is perfect 😭😭😭 Please please PLEASE do Kingdom Hearts next, you're so good at this 😭
Gladio here, this was really enjoyable to see all put together. Thanks for letting me be a part of it! Shameless plug, but I am involved in some other great projects that have a lot of heart if ya'll are interested. -Scheming through the zombie apocalypse 1 and 2 -My Time at Portia -Edge of Eternity -Aquadine -Ruggnar
Sorry but you forgot to include this joke. Noctis: Well this ending sucks Bahamut: It’s okay. You can get a happy ending Noctis: Let me guess with dlc? Bahamut: No. With the light novel. Noctis: Fuuuuuuuuu-
So true, they retcon the depressing ending, but have to do it through a book. We missed out on Luna actually getting developed and both of them surviving.
Out of all of your Final Fantasy videos. This was defiantly your best one. Also that car joke at 17:26 is so true. The car got more development than Luna could ever have
I just wanted Luna and Noctis to have an actual conversation with each other. Shipping the guys together makes more sense than Noct and Luna's relationship ever did.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley im with you there.... and i wanted to love Luna more I loved her designed and what little personality we saw but together as true love it made little sense...
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley This was someone else's suggestion, but it would've been so much better to add it - having Luna occasionally call Noctis and them having chats over the phone while you wander the game. I mean, they can just say that the letters were just part of formalities or it was something more traditional they liked having, but everyone has cell phones in this game, dammit!
@@FlowerEmblem Actually, no, she couldn't call Noctis. She was being watched constantly, even when walking around healing people. In fact, her brother Ravus was the one who stopped her from trying to escape Tenebrae in the movie. Without a doubt, Nirlheim wouldn't allow her to have a cell phone. But writing, she likely does a lot of that as a princess, and Tenebrae strikes me as a country where writing is more frequent anyways instead of using modern technology. They just seem more "traditional" than Lucis. Writing, even in the notebook, would be easier to hide. And who the heck would expect the method of transportation to be a magical dog? Their one opening to be able to meet in person though could've been when Noctis was speaking with the woman who runs Altissia...Claustra something or another, lol. Luna was still being held by guards, as evidenced when she got up and swatted their guns out of her face, but some excuse could've been made to get the two in a room together. A bathroom or a room where Luna could maybe change clothes by herself briefly. It's just really hard to become fully invested in their romance when the only time they've met was when he was 8 and she was 12 and it's been the equivilant of an online relationship since, without the added benefit of video calls. Plus, we've played through the game with Noctis, we get to see all of his good...and bad sides. His laziness, constant complaining and spoiled personality kind of makes me say Luna dodged a bullet with not marrying him for real, lol. Imagine having to get to know your spouse only after the knot is tied 😬 (No, I love Noctis and he's actually my favorite of the four but he's quite the fixer-upper).
Bro, i freaking love the comedy produced by this channel. I was laughing the whole time when I watched this. Noctis is still my favourite protagonist out of all the games and I can add this video to my list of reasons why!
the escalted from a here 14:19 to 15:06 literally kill me, to the point that when Kefka appear I just laughing like crazy. Another very good job here, friend.
“If you’re bored, you can collect them all, I guess?” I mean, I wasn’t really *bored*....more like...Just wanting weapons I was hardly going to use anyway.
First off, I want to thank to whoever put together this video, you guys made this video EVERY WAY possible with accessibility: captions. Now I was able to enjoy your video with ACCURATE subtitle. I really appreciate that! Secondly, I’m hard of hearing I use Cochlear Implant and for all those who took on the roles for this are amazing, especially the one for Ignis, nice job! 👍🏽 Thirdly and lastly, love the joke bits like “All these people seemed to be doing the same things. This game had been in development for three years!” 😂😂😂 You’ve just earned yourself a subscriber! If you guys plan to add another video, please be sure to add it with subtitles! 👍🏽🙏🏽
Honestly, worth. First game I ever bought DLC for and I still don’t regret it. Even Ardyn is fun to play around with from time to time. Conditioned to Hate is a bop.
@@kingfail3819 I think it should have been main story stuff and dlc some other stuff overall. I remember the first dlc I got was fire emblem Awakening. It was fun overall especially seeing the extra stuff and Morgan's backstory more so than the fates dlc. We didn't get it all and meh overall what we did get aside the kids story part. Other than that I don't really buy dlc at all only look for games that can stand on thier own with the dlc are bonus but not needed for the main story.
ivanbluecool ivanbluecool People get heated about the DLC being required reading to understand the story, but it really isn’t. - Episode Gladiolus covers what Gladio was doing when he left the party at the end of Chapter 5. It can be reasonably inferred that he left to go train on his own for a while and came back with a few new scars. Exactly how he got them turns out to be pretty irrelevant. - Everything important you learn in Episode Prompto *is* covered in the main story once he rejoins you in Chapter 13 (i.e., he’s a Magitek soldier). - Episode Ignis is the only one you can really make a case for being necessary, but even so, Iggie mentions on the train to Tenebrae in Chapter 11 that the last thing he remembered before waking up blind was seeing Ardyn’s dropship leaving Leviathan’s altar. Make of that what you will. Either way, it’s by far the best of the DLC episodes and totally worth the $6, if you ask me. - Episode Ardyn is 100% extra and only covers a bit of extra information regarding his origins and motivations, and not exceptionally well, unfortunately. Still fun to play, though, and like I said, Conditioned to Hate is a bop. My point with all this being you can understand the larger plot well enough without them.
@@kingfail3819 yeah it's fine but I'm always on the mindset dlc should be bonus for story not a necessary as the base story should be a stand alone while the bonus stuff is just to add to the already done story. Some examples of good and bad. Tales of zesteria is super bad because it makes Alicia as a character and she leaves for 10 percent of the beggining and only comes back for one major battle. Then she is dlc story that is after the main story and so bsd they never do that again. Luckily I got the game pre order and Japan hates it so much the dlc was free so I paid nothing extra. Good dlc is awakening as wile unneeded it gives some more to the cast in story but not needed for the base overall. But it would have been better to have the cast side stories be in the base game and extra stuff like be dlc to expand better.
Yes I know he’s gonna do sequels and spin-offs, but this one will be the last one for the all the FF games of the main entry, that’s what I meant when I said this video is the end of the era, the next time he’ll ever do a video on the main series will be FF16 but that game hasn’t came out (or hasn’t even been announced) yet
Even as an avid fan of the FF series, I loved this along with all the others. Now, time for me to binge-watch all of them from I to XV. Odds are I will be watching them all multiple times.
love all of your parody videos and found it funny on some parts where youtube commercial video ads popped up, on the tracker, one being Square-Enix itself.
@@RABtoons Ooohh, that's where all the anger comes from, lol! You were nicer to even FF13 than you were to 15 so I had to wonder! Most I've ever paid for a game was $100 but this was for Assassin's Creed 3...which I never played directly. I was obsessed with the AC series and got the encyclopedia bundled with the game. My sibling played the game and I watched at some points but not much. I was working a job and he wasn't so I kept saying I would get to it but never did. I no longer have a PS3 but the book sits propped in a nook in my dresser, unread because it's now room decoration, lol. And my burning obsession has finally cooled its jets. So yeah...$100 I didn't/don't utilize.
There’s a great story there, if you watch the film, and the animated series, and play the dlc and read the novel. It was handled abysmally but I still enjoyed it
Now that you're all caught up with the Final Fantasies, maybe a new project could include Chrono Trigger and its sequel Chrono Cross. Just food for thought. Love all of these parodies, so much fun to watch.
There are other Final Fantasy games you could bring. For Example: *Dirge of Cerberus Final Fantasy VII,* *Final Fantasy X-2,* *Final Fantasy XIII-2,* *FF XIII Lightning Return,* *Crisis Core FF VII.* See? There is still a lot that Final Fantasy can offer you as inspiration. I hope you can bring them, that would be great.
I played the chibi version you get on the switch (which I understand is the story minus all the other parts that made the original game fun) and after realizing Noctis got his girlfriend by sending her letters by dog-mail it became my headcanon that it's the only way he communicates with people. Looking forward to the rest of XIV over the coming years!
Hey everyone, voice of Cid here. Just want to say how much of a privilege it was to be part of this project. This was my first voice role and I hope you guys all enjoy it. I have been a big fan of the Final Fantasy series so thank you Rab for including me and for making this work of art. I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next!
Appreciated your VA work in this Travis!
It was fun having you!
Brace yourself for power!
You did great!
Nice job!...but I'm still waiting on my gravity well plus upgrade😆
Noctis still has one of the most bad-ass lines ever uttered in a Final Fantasy game:
"Off my chair, jester, the king sits there..."
Agreed.
If this was Persona: Off my chair, Adachi. The king’s orders are absolute.
@@zigslotheon uh…what…? How does this at all translate over to Persona? The way you’re just arbitrarily saying “or in Persona” is so stupid and you can literally do that with any other series?
@@pikaboom6539 it’s cause Adachi’s Arcana in Golden is the Jester and the whole King’s game situation.
@@zigslotheon cringe
"generic evil dialogue"
"generic snarky one liner"
I died
9:55 Lol there, so u guys can repeat this too lol
Its funny cos ur pro pic is lelouch from code geass
@@chesterlockett4002 hey lelouch's dialogue isn't generic
@@jewii3824 i kno its just funny cos he was an emproror of britannia. Also team death match
"Generic laugh"
Ignis, Gladio and Prompto: "Wait, so are we alive or dead at the end?"
Squeenix: "...Yes."
Theyre alive seriously how can people believe that they died
@@Weathersohot it's left kinda ambiguous as the last time we see them they're walking off to face down a hoard of daemons. No hint in game of if they make it to dawn or not =/
The most we can say is we don't see them when we see Noctis and Lunafreya in the afterlife
In the multiplayer they Start to rebuild the City ( they are Alive )
@@pandafanta1223 is that in Comrades? I wasn't sure about where in the story it takes place or if it showed after Dawn
@@pandafanta1223 comrades is placed when noctis is in the crystal
R.I.P Ardyn Japanese voice actor who died last year.
I wonder who gonna replace him as Reno in ffVII remake part2
Aranea: I told you I’m the best girl.
Prompto: then where is your dlc?
Aranea: give it time.
..... Any day now...
I'm still mad they never released her dlc
Okay I believe you.
Ardyn: I sit on my throne bitches, best tragic character!
Luna who was practically not a character: I well..I heal and I’m supposed to be Noctis’ wife
Aranea: I’m the best without a backstory.
Kingkilla 777 they were going to make a dlc for Aranea, Luna and Noctis but it ended up becoming a book. I got the book and I have good things to say. It’s called Dawn of the Future
The Regalia was more of his dad than his own dad. I'm dead
Regis dies: 😐
Luna dies: 😕
Regalia dies: 🥺
the most dramatic moment :'(
I am glad that I was not the only one feeling the worst when the Regalia gets destroyed.
Ok your dad, ok your empire, ok your girlfriend, ok your best friends, BUT NOT THE CAR Q_Q
In tears! 😂
True
I love how the villains get along way better with each other, than literally any of the heroes in the series
Callback to our Dissidia parody lol
Thought the hero's actually got along pretty well in FF15.
They have more in common then the protagonists with each other. All FF villains love murder and creative applications of their love
your name is almost pronounced like mine
@@drewmotl4663 plus they are so racially diverse overcoming such boundaries.
Alien clone baby, possessed moon person, living tree, ... a member of the insane clown posse.
This parody still has more mention of Noctis' mother than the game
I love your profile picture :) But who doesn't love Ardyn?
What are you talking about? Ignis was in practically every scene.
@@blankpage9277 Gold
That was really someting they didn't bother with and it bothered all of us.
Guess it's still better than Noctis asking Regis where's mom and he'd be like "She left me for the emperor."
The most emotional death in the game was the car...
Not even a joke. Love that car.
That was a legit cry scene. Also they used it to get emotional about Regis' death. Two stones with one bird and all.
The car was sad but tbh the saddest was Ravus.
No lie there
I cried a little bit for Noctis at the end. Killed by 13 anchestiors violently....
18:58 This part DEFINITELY piss me off about the game. Understandable that Noct wants to end the darkness as soon as possible but it still sucks that we didn't get a chance to see how much that country changed after 10 years, including the other characters like Iris, Cindy, Cid, Dave, and all the other npc's...
Noctis: *I Paid full retail price for this game!*
Me: I purchased The Royal Edition (with all DLCs) that was on sale for $7.50. 😀
@Peace Ecaep , I bought it from Meijers.
I bought it on sale too xd I feel so bad for those who paid full price and still had to buy the DLCs appart.
Peace Ecaep i got it for less than $10 and it still wasnt worth it. It’s not about the money, it’s about the time you’re spending.
Try buying the "royal edition" dlc thinking it will give you all the previous dlcs, when you got the game on release day, only to find out it's not a complete edition upgrade, but just a crummy extra final dungeon and cutscenes. I may have platted FFXV but I ain't throwing another dollar into it lmao
You still missing the novel.. happy ending there
I actually learned more about the story from this parody than the game.
Me too
They just don't do FF games like before
Would you rather:
Play the game and not get anything
Or
Watch this and see Noctis and the Squad doing funny things the entire vid
What story?
@@Saviarai-Dravolika too be fair the relationship between noctis and the gang was literally the best part of the entire game
To be fair, I actually didn't notice that Ignis's face was scarred in the beginning during my first play through. But even if I did, I doubt I would have been able to guess that it would be a major plot device.
Ignis: Sorry Noctis, Luna is death.
Noctis: Who?
Ignis: Also I'm blind.
Noctis: How did that happen?
Ignis: Would you like to purchase this *DLC* to know what happened?
LMAO
I get the reference
Ok I believe you! 😅
Noctis: And now I'm sad.
Gladio: Stop being sad.
Noctis: But I'm sad.
@@jackycheung2781 stop being a jerk
- Psychologist: "Titanlo Milos isn't real, it can't hurt you!"
*- Titanlo Milos:* 8:43
I didn’t know that Jared was a butler until i watched this parody.
I poured 400 hours into this game and THIS is how I found out!!
I'm sure they mentioned it when they reached Lestallum
Wasn't he that Subway mascot?
@@RikuMasamune gurl...... 🤭
LucianLegacy same
15:33 ok stop right there, this whole scene was played previously by my clients Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough in Final Fantasy VII
We'll see again in court
"Does anyone have any dying hot men I can touch?"
That line was so good and so well delivered. That VA is fantastic
I like how noctis talks about the movie, and his dad dying, even though the movie happens right after noctis leaves
Nope, at least the first 12 minutes of the movie occur before the game begins. Hell, the movie premiered in select theaters before the game released!
Yeah, occurs before the game begins, but after noctis leaves the city. It coincides with noctis hearing about insomnia falling, which was the movie
@@petercampi2840 The morning Noctis leaves the city is the same day the Niffs arrive, and Drautos and Nix have that chat in the car. It's also the same day they discover Crowe's corpse. The attack happens while the Chocobros sleep at Galdin Quay.
@@nalublackwater9729 That's nice, but it does not correct what I just said: the first 12 minutes (the opening battle scene on top of that natural bridge over a canyon after the opening narration) happens before the game even starts.
@@petercampi2840 Ah, my mistake, sorry!
“I paid full price for this” took me out! I can only imagine what an FFX-2 parody would look like! Excellent work @rabtoons
Every girl will be disturbingly thicc the whole video
Id pay a dollar for that
Can’t wait to see the FFX2 parody!!!
The "lazily put together still images" is what killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
I got a feeling Leblanc will sue Rikku and Paine for causing a commotion on her concert...
You forgot to mention Noctis’ greatest foe in this game:
The Liege of the Lake!
Sadly, yes. I must have struggled with that damn thing for nearly and hour 😞
The easiest thing ever...
Uh.
The hardest was the biggest fish in Galdin Quay...
For me anyway
@@colleennewholy9026 I think I saved that one for last, when my level was higher, so it wasn't horrible. And I had a better understanding of the mechanics. The fish you catch with Gladio's sidequest though was a beast for me.
In reading this again and just watching someone livestream catching both the Liege of the Lake and the one from Galdin Quay...I'm really confused now how I pulled that off.
If I did the lake one first, that means I did it with a weaker rod than the best one in the game. You don't get that until after the one from the Galdin Quay and then you're supposed to do the Liege. No wonder then it took me so long! I did get a rod from the DLC though but I know that wasn't the strongest in the game.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley It's not really that hard if you did the grinding for your fishing rod parts to max it out. It just takes a freaking eternity.
The fact that the cars death hurt more than every other death in the game says things.
At least they got one thing right
Actually Noctis...
The game was in development for 10 YEARS!
All because they wanted to make a side game set in the 13 universe but then made it it's OWN main line game.
Ignis: It's in all the papers.
Prompto: Insomnia Falls
*everyone gasps*
Noct: How did no one see this coming? Did no one even see the movie?
No
@@BlossomPathOnStage15 I was disappointed myself but they made it funnier with the comic strip
Wait, there's a movie?
@@andy56duky the movie is Kingsglave (or something). Honestly, better than the game.
@@10011110011 well, shit... It's noctis fault for this mess.
1:14 Of course he died in it HE WAS VOICED BY SEAN BEAN! Just a general rule of thumb. Almost any character that's played by Sean Bean is a dead man walking.
What about Sharpe?
Noct kinda saw the future by watching the movie 😁
Except in Silent Hill of all things.
@@BJGvideos Surprisingly, especially since Harry Mason was SUPPOSED to die. But then again that movie was a POS so whatevs.
@@thequietdreamer2186 agreed, watched the damn thing like a lot, Sean bean was the only character to continuously take beatings to nearly die... And one episode later he's back to do it again
You know a game majorly messed up its development when you have more of an emotional reaction to the CAR being destroyed than the main love interest. It has a better character arc too with all the side quests you can do to upgrade it.
"Now that Ardyn is gone, I will awkwardly relay some patched in exposition to you using lazily put together still images"
Lmfao, the truth and the way she says it. I'm dead.
I did her voice! Glad you like it~
"I paid _full_ retail price for this shit..."
@@cybercoldymcphearson7338 that's literally what I said when I finished it 😭
Luna horribly murdered and no one cares....just like in the game lol
Stabbed by Ardyn, got Aerith'd by Sephiroth, meteor'd by Golbez, overkilled the second time by Exdeath, and thrown to the water by Kefka.
Edit: Nobody even cares
They naild it 😂
@@KeivSquirrel the Kefka part really got me good
@@KeivSquirrel i like how it references parts of each of their games aswell
For real, i cared more when the car got totalled than when died. Honestly liked Gladius sister more
4:12 "What happened to Stella Nox Fleuret?"
I dunno. I just heard she wound up as a wierd floating star on a giant salt flat or something...
Stella was way more attractive than luna
I think she become a model or something in insomnia 'cause i see her poster in insomnia ruin
I was hype as fuck when my theory got confirmed that that was her. Everyone was thinking it was Straletzia for almost a year. But as soon as Sora said "that girl", I knew it was her and she was talking about Noct. One of the saltiest bits of dialogue I've ever seen in any game.
"His heart has been altered beyond repair"
"I don't have a name, they took it, my appearance, everything"
Hell, she's even in the land of the dead because Stella was a dead concept. Like damn Nomura, tell 'em how you really feel.
Stella: I ended up being Yozora’s girlfriend.
"I heard she changed her name to S--"
[ANTI-SPOILER RECORD SCRATCH.]
I took a photo of muscle daddy Gladius with me to the afterlife so when I got that ending it was awkward but atleast my wife knew exactly who I was gonna be thinking of in the marriage bed from the start.
Whoot! ^_^
gay
Creep
I mean more chemistry there than with Luna......
I had a photo of everyone point but all their heads were cut by an obstruction lol, I found it hilarious
Oh this is going to be good. Guaranteed to have more content than the game did at launch.
That bit with Ignis shrieking at Noctis "AND PROMPTO DIED!!" At 7:34 from neglect and lack of hygiene from the player farming exp too long to take advantage of the cheap hotel that gives you the 1.5X multpilier, Kills me everytime LMAO.
Lunafrea: Remember me... as a plot device.
You are the light in these dark times of severe boredom my hero, my RABtoons
Congratulations for finally finishing the series! This probably took WAY more time and effort than anticipated, but it was worth it.
I mean, there's still XIV
Sasir no one cares about ff xiv
@@multivact3729 rabtoons does
Squeenix before FFXV: _"We won't release a FF7 remake until we make a better FF game than that!"_
Squeenix after FFXV: _"Guys, uh, we should totally do that FF7 Remake while we still can."_
They already made 2 games better than 7. 6 and 9.
@@mkt568 Debatable, 6 had a richer story, but it wasn't a milestone in graphics nor character design, which still looked a lot like FF4's. FF9 had a great cast of characters and setting, but sadly, it didn't sell nowhere as well as 7, this was due to not being released to PC until 2016.
So, yeah, while I have to agree that FF9 might just topple FF7's title as the best FF so far, in Squeenix's eyes, it wasn't.
Another point to debate is spin-off games, aside from Kingdom Hearts and Dissidia, FF9's never had spin-off games like FF7 with Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, Ergheiz and the Remake itself. Not to mention the CGI film Advent Children and animated shorts, which, were crap, but hey, that's something FF9 didn't have.
But they did make a better FF game. Shadowbringers came out almost a year before FF7 remake.
@@mkt568 pfft
@@BlazingAzureTheta That's the first time I ever heard of that game, but despite its critical acclaim I'm seeing it's an expansion to XIV? I don't think you can compare an online game to a full JRPG, glad it was so successful tho, are they still charging a monthly subscription on XIV? I'm completely out of the loop on it.
15:54 is one of the most accurate parts of this parody. I feel like they had a few scenes cut out of the final product before they got to that scene and it makes gladios come across as a dick.
Therapist : Ricardo Titan is not real. He can't hurt you.
*Ricardo Titan* : 8:43
Their's a lot less Cup Noodles in this then I expected.
Because cup noodles a shit. Maru Chan for the win.
C U P N O O D L E S
I will bet my entire lifes saving that they shit in
𝕔 𝕦 𝕡 𝕟 𝕠 𝕠 𝕕 𝕝 𝕖 𝕤
@@jaywatson8720 Maruchan can be pretty good. A while back they started making a new product line that had tonkotsu and sukiyaki flavors for individual lunch bowls, and those are delicious if you've never tried them.
thAn* ;)
Nearly spit out my water when the Titan clip happened. Holy MOLY that was amazing. You've outdone yourself, RABtoons!
people that think the end message was serious: "wheres the dlc at?"
people that know its a joke: "good one"
15:00 That "murder train" went off the rails.
They "ran a train" on her
This parody was hillarious and not wrong tho. I know this game isnt perfect but im getting nostalgic watching this. Thank you for making this
15:13 missed opportunity to have them all laugh together lol
Prompto: Wait, Noct!
Noctus: Yeah?
Prompto: Now that RABtoons is done with the numbered series (minus the XIV parody later this fall), what now?
Noctus: Well, they might do Tactics, Class-0, X-2.
Prompto: And don't forget the outcasts! They still have that unresolved plotline.
What about XIII-2?
Maybe they’ll return to the world of Resident Evil and Wesker’s evil eeeeevil plans
I’d like to see a Chrono Trigger or Last Remnant in a nutshell.
FF7 Remake I hope is on that list.
@@DevilboyScooby the game that dipped it's toes in dlc before 15 did a full deep dive into it.
Prompto Zoidburg was more than I ever wanted. And that Outcast joke, [insert chef kiss here] Fantastic work, roll on FFVII:RM P1!
I absolutely lost it when all the most cruel/iconic FF villains showed up to off Luna oh my God this is perfect 😭😭😭
Please please PLEASE do Kingdom Hearts next, you're so good at this 😭
Watch this space!
Loved this. Waiting on KH
@@RABtoons please kingdom hearts
@@RABtoons can we look away yet?
Favorite line:
"I was bitten by a radioactive Ray Charles"
Gladio here, this was really enjoyable to see all put together. Thanks for letting me be a part of it!
Shameless plug, but I am involved in some other great projects that have a lot of heart if ya'll are interested.
-Scheming through the zombie apocalypse 1 and 2
-My Time at Portia
-Edge of Eternity
-Aquadine
-Ruggnar
Do check out this stuff, he nailed Gladios voice!
@@RABtoons Thank you sir.
The back street boys looks really different nowadays
Well.... there was 5 of them, they ate lance....
@@patrickaycock3655 lance was on nsync...
@@mochimochigod6742 no one cares either way. And he still got ate.
@@patrickaycock3655 well can you tell me why
@@deamonmindgaming2054 im guessing justin needed to eat.
19:42 this reference is masterfully done, out of nowhere, going nowhere as its original. Clap, clap, clap
I’m suprised there wasn’t a clip of Ignis saying “That's it! I've come up with a new recipe!”
Yeah probably because that meme stinks of burnt marshmallows
Sorry but you forgot to include this joke.
Noctis: Well this ending sucks
Bahamut: It’s okay. You can get a happy ending
Noctis: Let me guess with dlc?
Bahamut: No. With the light novel.
Noctis: Fuuuuuuuuu-
So there was a light novel? Dear God did they go full Activision with this game.
@@catsithx It was because the "true ending" DLC got cancelled. Be glad it wasn't as bad as the FF10 sequel novel.
So true, they retcon the depressing ending, but have to do it through a book. We missed out on Luna actually getting developed and both of them surviving.
@@jordanharrelson8500 this is why the game will be forever unfinished. Especially after of Ardyn's dlc
@@ohnosmoarlulcatz or as ff10 the game.. or ff10 the concept...
Noctis’ face at the villains killing Aerith-2 was hilarious
Out of all of your Final Fantasy videos. This was defiantly your best one.
Also that car joke at 17:26 is so true. The car got more development than Luna could ever have
The scenes with Noctis' letter and the hand waving animation are my favorites!Congratulations on finishing the main series titles,Rabtoons!
Why do we have a currency that doesn’t work 5mins outside the city lol.
Omg the villains killing what’s her name was so good. Good stuff
Rab: You will not see this coming
Me: I know you Rab your gonna increase the size
Sees scene
Me:you got me
I did say you wouldn't see it coming!
@@RABtoons dude I had to click the like button on that scene xD
i was on the premiere
14:23 This one sparks joy now, instead of immense disappointment! Thank You
Whatever happened to stella on the newspaper was a nice touch 😂👍
Said everyone: "ARE YOU HILLARY CLINTON?"😂😂
The game everybody loved for three days.
Props to Joe for absolutely nailing Prompto's voice! Spot on!
I really wanted to feel something for Luna when she died but I couldn't because it's impossible. Her character badly needed more development.
She’s got the nicest butt out of any of the characters.
Time to enjoy the show... with cup noodles.
So many cup noodles
Pfft, that's the ONLY way to enjoy Cup Noodle!
I was legit eating noodles while watching this
oh damn, this should have been in the parody.
Holy crap, because of this comment i just realized that this joke was not in the video
Was laughing so hard when the antagonists appeared! 😂 Gutted we didn't get Kefkas laugh though
But honestly I've read fanfictions that add more story and character growth to this game then all the dlcs in the world
I just wanted Luna and Noctis to have an actual conversation with each other. Shipping the guys together makes more sense than Noct and Luna's relationship ever did.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley im with you there.... and i wanted to love Luna more I loved her designed and what little personality we saw but together as true love it made little sense...
I wanted best girl aranea dlc to be released but it wasn't so she didnt get the screen time she deserved I wanted to know more about her
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley This was someone else's suggestion, but it would've been so much better to add it - having Luna occasionally call Noctis and them having chats over the phone while you wander the game. I mean, they can just say that the letters were just part of formalities or it was something more traditional they liked having, but everyone has cell phones in this game, dammit!
@@FlowerEmblem Actually, no, she couldn't call Noctis. She was being watched constantly, even when walking around healing people. In fact, her brother Ravus was the one who stopped her from trying to escape Tenebrae in the movie. Without a doubt, Nirlheim wouldn't allow her to have a cell phone.
But writing, she likely does a lot of that as a princess, and Tenebrae strikes me as a country where writing is more frequent anyways instead of using modern technology. They just seem more "traditional" than Lucis. Writing, even in the notebook, would be easier to hide. And who the heck would expect the method of transportation to be a magical dog?
Their one opening to be able to meet in person though could've been when Noctis was speaking with the woman who runs Altissia...Claustra something or another, lol. Luna was still being held by guards, as evidenced when she got up and swatted their guns out of her face, but some excuse could've been made to get the two in a room together. A bathroom or a room where Luna could maybe change clothes by herself briefly. It's just really hard to become fully invested in their romance when the only time they've met was when he was 8 and she was 12 and it's been the equivilant of an online relationship since, without the added benefit of video calls. Plus, we've played through the game with Noctis, we get to see all of his good...and bad sides. His laziness, constant complaining and spoiled personality kind of makes me say Luna dodged a bullet with not marrying him for real, lol. Imagine having to get to know your spouse only after the knot is tied 😬
(No, I love Noctis and he's actually my favorite of the four but he's quite the fixer-upper).
Bro, i freaking love the comedy produced by this channel. I was laughing the whole time when I watched this. Noctis is still my favourite protagonist out of all the games and I can add this video to my list of reasons why!
Thank you so much!
The delivery of the Radioactive Ray Charles line was just perfect 👌
the escalted from a here 14:19 to 15:06 literally kill me, to the point that when Kefka appear I just laughing like crazy.
Another very good job here, friend.
Yea and I like the fact that sephiroth was calling amateur hour when something like this in ff15 happened in ff7
The fact that the end song is a version of "stand by me" is awesome 👌
15:05 I feel like Kefka should have used the Light of Judgement on her as well...
Ya know, double overkill and all that.
more like Kefka makes her dead body disappears forever.
Poor lunafreya
“If you’re bored, you can collect them all, I guess?”
I mean, I wasn’t really *bored*....more like...Just wanting weapons I was hardly going to use anyway.
Now go back to the statue right by the entrance to Keykatrich.
But....but why?
Ace better armiger
First off, I want to thank to whoever put together this video, you guys made this video EVERY WAY possible with accessibility: captions. Now I was able to enjoy your video with ACCURATE subtitle. I really appreciate that!
Secondly, I’m hard of hearing I use Cochlear Implant and for all those who took on the roles for this are amazing, especially the one for Ignis, nice job! 👍🏽
Thirdly and lastly, love the joke bits like “All these people seemed to be doing the same things. This game had been in development for three years!” 😂😂😂
You’ve just earned yourself a subscriber! If you guys plan to add another video, please be sure to add it with subtitles! 👍🏽🙏🏽
I'm the only one who notice Noel at 13:12?
Great vid bro, can't wait to see ff13-2 and LR parody xD
It will be great!
Cast:we are all interesting and have backstory...for three easy payments of 5.99
Noctis:huh?
Honestly, worth. First game I ever bought DLC for and I still don’t regret it. Even Ardyn is fun to play around with from time to time. Conditioned to Hate is a bop.
@@kingfail3819 I think it should have been main story stuff and dlc some other stuff overall.
I remember the first dlc I got was fire emblem Awakening. It was fun overall especially seeing the extra stuff and Morgan's backstory more so than the fates dlc. We didn't get it all and meh overall what we did get aside the kids story part.
Other than that I don't really buy dlc at all only look for games that can stand on thier own with the dlc are bonus but not needed for the main story.
ivanbluecool ivanbluecool People get heated about the DLC being required reading to understand the story, but it really isn’t.
- Episode Gladiolus covers what Gladio was doing when he left the party at the end of Chapter 5. It can be reasonably inferred that he left to go train on his own for a while and came back with a few new scars. Exactly how he got them turns out to be pretty irrelevant.
- Everything important you learn in Episode Prompto *is* covered in the main story once he rejoins you in Chapter 13 (i.e., he’s a Magitek soldier).
- Episode Ignis is the only one you can really make a case for being necessary, but even so, Iggie mentions on the train to Tenebrae in Chapter 11 that the last thing he remembered before waking up blind was seeing Ardyn’s dropship leaving Leviathan’s altar. Make of that what you will. Either way, it’s by far the best of the DLC episodes and totally worth the $6, if you ask me.
- Episode Ardyn is 100% extra and only covers a bit of extra information regarding his origins and motivations, and not exceptionally well, unfortunately. Still fun to play, though, and like I said, Conditioned to Hate is a bop.
My point with all this being you can understand the larger plot well enough without them.
@@kingfail3819 yeah it's fine but I'm always on the mindset dlc should be bonus for story not a necessary as the base story should be a stand alone while the bonus stuff is just to add to the already done story.
Some examples of good and bad. Tales of zesteria is super bad because it makes Alicia as a character and she leaves for 10 percent of the beggining and only comes back for one major battle. Then she is dlc story that is after the main story and so bsd they never do that again. Luckily I got the game pre order and Japan hates it so much the dlc was free so I paid nothing extra.
Good dlc is awakening as wile unneeded it gives some more to the cast in story but not needed for the base overall.
But it would have been better to have the cast side stories be in the base game and extra stuff like be dlc to expand better.
Personally, this is the best Nutshell so far. I just love how Noctis is so stressed out like in minute 11:43, so fucking funny.
Noctis:i paid good money on this game
Me: thats why i bought the royal edition instead
Same here
Same
The jokes on me, I bought it at release AND the Royal Edition.
Ans it's STILL incomplete.
@@mateusgreenwood1096 it will never be complete due to the cancellation of Episode Aranea, Lunafreya and Noctis
This video tells you more about the main plot than the actual game, the game is somehow easier than watching a video but takes way longer.
Wow this video is going to be an end of a era, who knows when we’re gonna see the FF16 in a nutshell video
What about the spin offs?
You can still hope for the sequels
There's still hope for the thicc yunas and rikkus
Yes I know he’s gonna do sequels and spin-offs, but this one will be the last one for the all the FF games of the main entry, that’s what I meant when I said this video is the end of the era, the next time he’ll ever do a video on the main series will be FF16 but that game hasn’t came out (or hasn’t even been announced) yet
@@Forever-ze3gw XIV
Is fight the future going to be covered? Bahamut is really the ultimate villain of the game and the description of the final battle is SICK
Well look on the bright side Noct, at least you didn't do a Cup Noodles joke
Even as an avid fan of the FF series, I loved this along with all the others. Now, time for me to binge-watch all of them from I to XV. Odds are I will be watching them all multiple times.
I love them, specially the first ones. Always go back to them
love all of your parody videos and found it funny on some parts where youtube commercial video ads popped up, on the tracker, one being Square-Enix itself.
19:15 lol this was so accurate, it's very hard to trigger Cid's quests and he usually only says repeated basic lines when you speak to him
Loved it all. Except the ‘paid full price’ bit. Hit so close to home, ma wallet gave me the stink-eye
I bought the ultimate collectors edition so there is a lot of venom behind those lines lol
@@RABtoons Ooohh, that's where all the anger comes from, lol! You were nicer to even FF13 than you were to 15 so I had to wonder!
Most I've ever paid for a game was $100 but this was for Assassin's Creed 3...which I never played directly. I was obsessed with the AC series and got the encyclopedia bundled with the game. My sibling played the game and I watched at some points but not much. I was working a job and he wasn't so I kept saying I would get to it but never did. I no longer have a PS3 but the book sits propped in a nook in my dresser, unread because it's now room decoration, lol. And my burning obsession has finally cooled its jets. So yeah...$100 I didn't/don't utilize.
“I’m not buying the DLC.” Is my entire experience with FF15
Wait there is dlc for this game?
vexile12 a lot of dlc that should have been main game story content
@@vexile12 Gladiolus, Ignis, Prompto, Ardyn and Optional route in chapter 13, with another 3 cancelled dlc for Aranea, Luna and Noctis.
There’s a great story there, if you watch the film, and the animated series, and play the dlc and read the novel. It was handled abysmally but I still enjoyed it
@@michaelc.1710 and play the tale story game
14:07 - I had a feeling this part would be included and he would ask that question lmao. She IS Hillary Clinton!
Is it sad this parody explains the story better than the game does?
The game doesnt looks that good
RAB is all caught up on the main series. Time for spinoffs, sequels and remakes next?
Maybe they could try their hand at Kingdom Hearts in a Nutshell. Those would be pretty hilarious.
I wanna see brave exvius in a nutshell
Definitely Mystic Quest.
FF Tictacs! There's such a convoluted plot, anyone who doesn't KNOW the story will accept anything.
Yeah like ff7 remake
Now that you're all caught up with the Final Fantasies, maybe a new project could include Chrono Trigger and its sequel Chrono Cross. Just food for thought.
Love all of these parodies, so much fun to watch.
i like this a lot im a little sad that they didnt put the Aranea glitch in it, for those that dont know you can get her permanently
And my permanent iris glitch, and kyuesu's permanent cor glitch.
So good guys! This highlights so many of the problems I had with the game. Thanks for using my cover too! :)
This parody was perfect, lol. Also, that *stand by me* cover is amazing. Thank you for all the hard work you guys put into it.
That was VGMPeeta!
Wish the game was actually as long as this video
There are other Final Fantasy games you could bring. For Example: *Dirge of Cerberus Final Fantasy VII,* *Final Fantasy X-2,* *Final Fantasy XIII-2,* *FF XIII Lightning Return,* *Crisis Core FF VII.* See? There is still a lot that Final Fantasy can offer you as inspiration. I hope you can bring them, that would be great.
Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest, Mystic Quest and Final Fantasy Adventure, released in Europe as Mystic Quest
Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics, Tactics!!!
Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core, Crisis Core
And hopefully FF7: Remake as well.
He can bring fftype 0 and the other dissidia, like the first video was for the first dissidia, remain 012, NT and opera omnia
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley You got your wish 2 weeks ago.
Bro I new I wasn't the only one who thought she looked like Hillary lol.
I played the chibi version you get on the switch (which I understand is the story minus all the other parts that made the original game fun) and after realizing Noctis got his girlfriend by sending her letters by dog-mail it became my headcanon that it's the only way he communicates with people. Looking forward to the rest of XIV over the coming years!
3 years?
This was in development for FIFTEEN YEARS.