Surfers Are A$$holes

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  • @johannesdenecke2422
    @johannesdenecke2422 Рік тому +68

    Actually the dude you made that videos with, is exactly one of the guys you’re talking about. I spent 4 months in Raglan, surfing very defensive, showing respect to all the locals and natives and tried to share good vibes in the water but he was just always seemed angry, would not greet back, share a smile. He got really angry a few times when people accidentally dropped in on him and took ever set wave on his 15 ft log without ever doing a single turn. In these videos he seems like a completely different person.

    • @johannesdenecke2422
      @johannesdenecke2422 Рік тому

      He also dropped in on others many times (I mean I get localism, but you don’t have to be a complete dickhead)

    • @seancallahan1312
      @seancallahan1312 Рік тому +7

      They're showing your comment but blocking whoever replied.

    • @bh2861
      @bh2861 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, the dude is a total kook. Can't surf for shit, and reckons hd regulates the joint.

    • @RaglanSurfReport
      @RaglanSurfReport  Рік тому +6

      Sorry to hear this. We try to be as accommodating as we can in Raglan to make sure everyone has a great holiday, hopefully he apologized to you when you brought this up with him out in the surf?

    • @johannesdenecke2422
      @johannesdenecke2422 Рік тому +14

      @@RaglanSurfReport this was in no way meant to be a criticism about Raglan locals. I have met some incredible, almost unreal nice people during my stay (btw also met you in the water and hit you with the worst joke I could sponantousely come up with and you replied with the funniest reply while low key dissing me and I'm still trying to figure out how someone can be that quick-witted). Confrontation seemed unnecessary (I mean nobody has to be open-minded) and judging by the looks he gave me, I would have had my jawline corrected at the car park

  • @haveaday1812
    @haveaday1812 Рік тому +31

    That moment you have enough self awareness on land to realize…. You are that guy. 🤦‍♂️

  • @NeilJR
    @NeilJR Рік тому +7

    That’s the vibe in so many places now.
    I don’t bother getting out there much any more because of that but had 50 years of fun.

  • @hipbas
    @hipbas Рік тому +44

    Every Brazilian in the water 🤣🤣

  • @liberateyourslack
    @liberateyourslack Рік тому +38

    Who's going to share this with that guy we all know?

  • @doggieGZ
    @doggieGZ Рік тому +9

    this kind of comedy is needed

  • @embraced1693
    @embraced1693 Рік тому +9

    Bro I swear some dudes with drop on like 50 people without apologizing but if one person drops in on him all he’ll breaks loose

  • @RNicolasRuvalcaba
    @RNicolasRuvalcaba Рік тому +5

    Every surfer needs to see this..

  • @taylorr3529
    @taylorr3529 Рік тому +2

    this was great, might be your best video so far 🔥

  • @anthonywike8042
    @anthonywike8042 Рік тому +3

    when he turns his head at 1:12, I am DEAD. Fuckin hilarious.

  • @6wermz
    @6wermz Рік тому +8

    truly underrated channel and content 🤙

  • @stephensimpson9626
    @stephensimpson9626 Рік тому +1

    whhaaaa! needed a great laugh! so true with many folks....

  • @greenwave2450
    @greenwave2450 Рік тому +1

    Since I switched to soft tops and hang back, suddenly I have more fun, catch more waves, and spread more stoke. If the conditions are right, short board and have fun, but what’s a short board worth if I leave feeling yuck.
    Prioritize joy and watch how things get creative.

  • @Hrmn8tor
    @Hrmn8tor Рік тому +7

    Pretty much every dork in SD county. No head nods anymore. Eyes on the horizon. Catch a wave and then proceed to paddle inside to the spot. Then the twats yell at you when they drop in deeper then you every time. I DGAF anymore

  • @catalinagomez924
    @catalinagomez924 Рік тому +7

    Mr. Cederman in the surf true colors 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakemarlow8998
    @jakemarlow8998 Рік тому +21

    I'm 60 and have been surfing since I was 16. At around 18 years of age, I realized that I didn't like surfers. Unfortunately, if you surf, you have to be around surfers. My golden rule is that you can't assess someone's character on land ... instead, you have to judge them on how they are in the water. Because most of the A-hole surfers are somewhat decent on land.

    • @Zozo4-u9w
      @Zozo4-u9w Рік тому +3

      Get them behind a keyboard, surfing the Internet, though...

    • @Bulls3ye86
      @Bulls3ye86 Рік тому

      I heard a theory that it's like an addiction. The perfect wave gives them a dopamine rush. So, on land they might be pretty decent--especially after they've had their "fix"--but on the water they're basically a bunch of tweakers fighting over a limited supply of Meth.

    • @_desertwalker_
      @_desertwalker_ Рік тому +1

      Never a truer word spoken.

  • @stevehix1656
    @stevehix1656 Рік тому +11

    I surfed with that bald dude last weekend,he got what was coming to him!!!!!!

  • @horstlauch453
    @horstlauch453 Рік тому +2

    "I am just very passionate" muhahahahaaaaaa

  • @SurfRawFiles
    @SurfRawFiles Рік тому +2

    This one is sofar the best for this year and so accurate!

  • @shroommcfanta2020
    @shroommcfanta2020 9 місяців тому +1

    Referring to title.. that,s so true and that,s why I never go surfing on my 18 ft standup board without my paddle well sharpened.

  • @jerrybow8779
    @jerrybow8779 Рік тому +1

    Did you see Riccardo ripping in his heat b4?

  • @AndrewCooperr
    @AndrewCooperr Рік тому +3

    Gotta love those dudes who think they are the only in the water that can surf and paddles for every wave

  • @timskates5040
    @timskates5040 Рік тому +1

    Amazing as always hahah

  • @indahigh
    @indahigh Рік тому

    Awww I seen all those personalities on the surf scene it seems is the same in every country really funny 😂😂😂

  • @tyronecardwell5132
    @tyronecardwell5132 Рік тому +1

    Best yet 😅

  • @TheBluesmon
    @TheBluesmon Рік тому +3

    Goblin Mode Activated!!!!

  • @Remuxes97
    @Remuxes97 Рік тому +1

    that ending wtf haha

  • @DeepCreekTV
    @DeepCreekTV Рік тому +1

    Hahaha classic one of your best...

  • @kevinsd99
    @kevinsd99 Рік тому +1

    Yeah, that scoliosis can be a real bummer! 🤣🤣🤣And yes, we are often possessed by sea surf demons upon entering the ocean.

  • @Vlaid65
    @Vlaid65 Рік тому

    Gold.

  • @Nick-yq6tj
    @Nick-yq6tj Рік тому +3

    Towel thing is valid I’d actually blame the scoliosis on old mate

  • @sam6545
    @sam6545 Рік тому +4

    Banana pancakes 1000 times😂😂

  • @tyberlong
    @tyberlong Рік тому +1

    fireeee

  • @andyh5201
    @andyh5201 Рік тому +1

    Every one who has been to a 1 week surf camp in indo …

    • @dwhitman1822
      @dwhitman1822 Рік тому

      Or surf school in Costa Rica
      DORKs!!!

  • @TromboneAl
    @TromboneAl Рік тому

    Good one! Funnier than some of your recents vids.

  • @jerrybow8779
    @jerrybow8779 Рік тому +6

    😂😂 it’s occy

  • @pietrofrança
    @pietrofrança Рік тому +1

    Best clip ever 😂😂😂😂😂 sow true!!!!

  • @C.Hawkshaw
    @C.Hawkshaw Рік тому

    Im like that and l can’t even stand up yet.

  • @wcoastwilderman
    @wcoastwilderman Рік тому +3

    So true. Hope I’m not like that

  • @michaelmcconnell7302
    @michaelmcconnell7302 Рік тому

    i was not prepared 😅

  • @loki475
    @loki475 Рік тому

    dont take it personal out there ladies and gents. theyre all my waves anyway. be grateful i let you have any at all. -King of the Beach

  • @benp1201
    @benp1201 Рік тому +2

    Because the waves are shit in NZ I'd be sour too

  • @oddtoddodd
    @oddtoddodd Рік тому +1

    F@ck, I think I'm that guy in the water as well...

  • @fulltimekook9458
    @fulltimekook9458 Рік тому

    Damn, we're all the same!

  • @williamhanley7031
    @williamhanley7031 Рік тому

    Skate boarders are so different. I know this is a joke but skaters are not snobs. Probly because it's always 8 foot and glassy.

  • @n.j.cooper8734
    @n.j.cooper8734 Рік тому

    this is so me ! :D

  • @nathannewman7337
    @nathannewman7337 Рік тому +8

    Thats fkn awesome. Haha

  • @djizzah
    @djizzah Рік тому

    Yup, we all know 'em

  • @PinkCampfire
    @PinkCampfire Рік тому +1

    How much does Jack Links pay you

  • @LimgraveFootSoldier
    @LimgraveFootSoldier Рік тому

    The WSL live comment section is enough proof to get to this conclusion without even getting in the water.
    But yeah, I loathe these guys in the lineup who can't even have fun while surfing alone. They make it bitter on themselves and share their bitterness with everyone else

  • @wildebeast
    @wildebeast Рік тому

    Yes they are

  • @Malama_Ki
    @Malama_Ki Рік тому +1

    I figure everything you do is a reflection of you, so you can really see someone’s true nature in the lineup. It’s a place where character is truly displayed for all to see. It’s why so many don’t care about Medina; he’s a straight up pig in the lineup. Doesn’t matter how many world titles you have, they entitle you to nothing special in the lineup. Yes you may be a ‘world champion’ but at the cost of all respect.

  • @jasonking8937
    @jasonking8937 Рік тому

    So true and I think I am he...

  • @nawalmc
    @nawalmc Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FortniteloverXOXO
    @FortniteloverXOXO Рік тому

    Yes, worst in the water are fellow aussies , frothing…. On holidays no f’s given

  • @toomuchfandango
    @toomuchfandango Рік тому

    some not all.

  • @michaeldill7620
    @michaeldill7620 10 місяців тому

    Baahaaaa. Fuckin briloiant

  • @gh0strid3r92
    @gh0strid3r92 Рік тому

    yes they are

  • @Cproductions1319
    @Cproductions1319 Рік тому +1

    Yes we are , surfing it’s like motorcycle riding . It’s a selfish sport

  • @gregoryklein7323
    @gregoryklein7323 Рік тому

    Haha - A 50 year old with stickers on his board?

  • @miketepaki1402
    @miketepaki1402 Рік тому

    Yeahyup

  • @sc4140
    @sc4140 Рік тому +1

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • @wellziesworld2948
    @wellziesworld2948 Рік тому

    Hey ya gronk do a show reel of your lefts with the latest song from 'something zesty' as the soundtrack otherwise I'm never gonna subscribe. Your loss.

    • @RaglanSurfReport
      @RaglanSurfReport  Рік тому

      Nah

    • @wellziesworld2948
      @wellziesworld2948 Рік тому

      Well then my like button is still operational. I haven't smashed it. What is a like button? Sounds suspiciously like a clitorus, not that they make any noises. Anyway, stick with reeling in the years I guess.

  • @marcvince1261
    @marcvince1261 Рік тому +3

    Holly shit so true so funny. How about the friend back in school days that can't catch a wave let alone actually surf but tells all the girls in school how great he is and how much u suck. Classic

  • @krustysurfer
    @krustysurfer Рік тому +1

    Truth butthurtz!

  • @davidackerman6837
    @davidackerman6837 Рік тому

    funny cause its true

  • @middleagedshred
    @middleagedshred Рік тому

    It would be funny if it wasnt so true...still funny tho...)

  • @thekiteshots
    @thekiteshots Рік тому

    Kitesurfers are better :)

  • @richardward2469
    @richardward2469 Рік тому

    Will be😳😳 not web🖕💖💖💖💖💖

  • @solo111111111
    @solo111111111 Рік тому +1

    Full wetsuit in middle of summer 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @RaglanSurfReport
      @RaglanSurfReport  Рік тому +7

      Yeah, ever been to NZ?

    • @solo111111111
      @solo111111111 Рік тому +1

      @@RaglanSurfReport yes it’s like 21 degrees

    • @RaglanSurfReport
      @RaglanSurfReport  Рік тому +5

      @@solo111111111 that’d be nice, hopefully after this cyclone it’ll be warm

    • @countryroadstakemehome
      @countryroadstakemehome Рік тому

      Enjoy your melanoma when you're older and getting touched by the doctor every 6 months.

    • @solo111111111
      @solo111111111 Рік тому

      @@countryroadstakemehome u not heard of a rash shirt and boards 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @sailingzoro5572
    @sailingzoro5572 Рік тому +1

    I really don't mind when surfers act like this. we need people to regulate the lineup. its helpful if the ones who are acting in this way are not actually from that location, because it gives locals a chance to relax, while others take the responsibility of regulating the line up more seriously. Stay toxic people

  • @Mikeguapojr
    @Mikeguapojr Рік тому

    That’s why I always carry a knife on me I’ll start stabbing boards

  • @tundahking
    @tundahking Рік тому

    Rof skulliosis