We're Not Allowed To Do Anything Anymore! - Dennis Miller

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  • @AmandaLynn-cm7gb
    @AmandaLynn-cm7gb 3 роки тому +288

    "Never have lives, less lived, been more chronicled." PERFECT!

    • @jennawildah6514
      @jennawildah6514 3 роки тому +9

      Absolutely. Best quote in a long time

    • @mikeg534
      @mikeg534 3 роки тому +6

      So true! ☺

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 роки тому +3

      Amanda Lynn, Agreed. The quadrillions of terabytes of data in the storage systems worldwide used to see videos of people slipping on ice, or backyard barbecues with people you don't care about, or a security camera recording an empty street for 6 hours at night, and then someone actually up loads this just boggles me !! I'd be happier watching grass grow.

    • @tomy5868
      @tomy5868 3 роки тому +2

      they all clapped the statement and then got on their phones.

    • @garyt3hsna1l82
      @garyt3hsna1l82 3 роки тому +2

      Fucking nailed us lol, wheres my anti depressants?

  • @DavidMccallister65
    @DavidMccallister65 11 місяців тому +21

    Dennis has always called the bullshit bullshit.
    Just like Norm.
    Two of the very best😂

  • @jean1959
    @jean1959 Рік тому +41

    This man is not only funny, he's BRILLIANT.

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 Рік тому +2

      No.

    • @razmatazz9310
      @razmatazz9310 Рік тому +3

      I guess, if your standards are really, really low.

    • @bobblueford
      @bobblueford 10 місяців тому +1

      You should remove "only" and add "not" in the second part of your statement.

    • @bobtillman5769
      @bobtillman5769 10 місяців тому +3

      Oh, crap. The LIBS are triggered.

    • @jean1959
      @jean1959 10 місяців тому +1

      😄@@bobtillman5769

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Рік тому +31

    “Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.” -Dennis Miller

  • @happybirthday146
    @happybirthday146 2 роки тому +31

    Have always liked Dennis Miller, and am not quitting him now just because he's conservative and I'm not. He's still funny, still smart, still him, so I'm still a fan.

    • @MyrrdinMerlin
      @MyrrdinMerlin 2 роки тому

      and sometimes an idiot :(

    • @LN-Lifer
      @LN-Lifer 5 місяців тому

      Wow
      I can honestly say I have never witnessed this attitude from a lefty before.
      Respect

  • @ericcook5224
    @ericcook5224 3 роки тому +56

    Years ago our local power company "covertly" sent a representative to a town meeting
    The locals were discussing how pellet stoves were saving them money on their heating bills. This representative brought all kinds of charts and graphs to explain how it really wasn't efficient and bad for the environment. Someone in the crowd recognized him as being from the company and called him out on it. Apparently he left in distress. Rather quickly too!! The point is that don't care about the environment. They care about their customers being dependant on them.

    • @kylec166
      @kylec166 3 роки тому +3

      Yep wood stoves pellet stoves awesome

    • @JohnSmith-yd5wq
      @JohnSmith-yd5wq 2 роки тому +2

      You mean a corporation want to make more profit and screw customers, that doesn't happen.

    • @Jack51971
      @Jack51971 Рік тому +1

      Worried about the environment? Give up your cell phone cell avoid airplanes Home Depot...yeah 🤣

    • @bryandiem523
      @bryandiem523 Рік тому

      shut the up ok????

  • @KeithCharlesDovoric
    @KeithCharlesDovoric 3 роки тому +52

    ¨Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.¨
    This is truly THE appraisal of our epoch.

  • @zackburdick5532
    @zackburdick5532 3 роки тому +25

    It’s sad how many ‘can’t be funny because he’s conservative’ comments are in here. I’m liberal and I still find this dude absolutely hilarious. Some of y’all really need to get off your moral outrage ledge.

    • @zackburdick5532
      @zackburdick5532 3 роки тому +7

      @@user-ks2uo3qh7i you mean he’s no longer funny because he’s not blasting GW or Trump? Because his humor is just as sharp in now as it was in the 90s.
      I’m a democrat 18 years running(never once voted r), but don’t fool yourself there’s a definite conservative bias in the entertainment industry and how it’s consumed.
      When an entertainer is sharing their liberal slant they’re celebrated and highlighted. Conservatives? Their black listed. There’s 2 that has the magic key, Pratt and Eastwood. Everyone else is written off as a scumbag. It’s stupid as all get out.

    • @t-man5196
      @t-man5196 3 роки тому +3

      @@zackburdick5532 maybe it’s cause conservative lines of thought really do make for less funny jokes on average though

    • @jcarc5701
      @jcarc5701 2 роки тому +2

      @@zackburdick5532 Conservatives say they are not for everyone gets a trophy yet they want you to equally laugh at unfunny conservative jokes.
      Their hypocrisy never ends.

  • @andyshiflett2132
    @andyshiflett2132 Рік тому +4

    "Never have lives less lived been more chronicled" ...How true

  • @roymize7098
    @roymize7098 Рік тому +7

    I sure miss his show, he made me laff to tears

  • @mikeylikey386
    @mikeylikey386 3 роки тому +112

    I don’t care what all of these keyboard warriors are crying about, Dennis hasn’t changed, he’s always rip into politicians since the beginning. The problem is the left can’t laugh at themselves anymore. Easily one of the best Standup comedians of all time.

    • @kazper4137
      @kazper4137 2 роки тому +7

      Says the crying righty

    • @EthanATL
      @EthanATL 2 роки тому +5

      I mean Trump didn't go to one white house correspondence dinner. Just saying...

    • @bretwein3793
      @bretwein3793 2 роки тому +4

      His pillorying of the Clintons etc…and other types that annoy him has been happening since his days at the Weekend Update desk on SNL.

    • @blewgrassboy8461
      @blewgrassboy8461 Рік тому

      He is so unfunny and irrelevant I typed in "why isn't Dennis Miller funny" and got this sear to God

    • @rossstevenson6206
      @rossstevenson6206 Рік тому +3

      One of the great ones for sure!

  • @michaeltrocchio4563
    @michaeltrocchio4563 2 роки тому +9

    Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.... Too funny

  • @123G-r4d
    @123G-r4d Рік тому +2

    Dennis and Norm have a samiliar style, i love it

  • @TaMboL.VicToRy2911
    @TaMboL.VicToRy2911 2 роки тому +15

    I so love Dennis's dry sense of humor! He's one of a kind! Love the common sense. The bust on Cyrus was pretty good too.

  • @Sweeptheleg83
    @Sweeptheleg83 Рік тому +1

    Never have lives less lived been more chronicled...What a great observation. Perfect summation of life in the US in 2023.

  • @kewlbeone5949
    @kewlbeone5949 Рік тому +2

    One of the absolute greats.

  • @griffinmathers929
    @griffinmathers929 2 роки тому +7

    I hope he will do another tour. He has always been great. Just a naturally funny, and actually happy, guy.

  • @rebeccarebecca-zf8oe
    @rebeccarebecca-zf8oe Рік тому +2

    I saw Dennis Miller at the Fillmore in Colorado. Love him

  • @headpump
    @headpump Рік тому +2

    Pure gold!! 😂😂😂

  • @saxon6
    @saxon6 3 роки тому +4

    Did he call Cousteau a "fucksnorkel"? I love his verbage

  • @bodhi8297
    @bodhi8297 3 роки тому +7

    Bring back Dennis Miller live

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 3 роки тому +17

    I remember Dennis Miller live, loved it. This guy was my introduction to political satire.

  • @christophercotter166
    @christophercotter166 4 роки тому +13

    brilliant

  • @nathanjohnson7825
    @nathanjohnson7825 2 роки тому +6

    Miss you much Dennis Miller.

  • @shelleyzoe8254
    @shelleyzoe8254 3 роки тому +33

    I was ca dem, converted in 2019, now I get you! TY....slow learner.

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, just be your own thinking person. Not left, right, or any other party. These days, only common sense prevails. I don't judge anyone, but I stress nothing but people using their God given smarts.

    • @Leadman1989
      @Leadman1989 2 роки тому

      What policies have you moved over on?

    • @Jbsutt
      @Jbsutt 2 роки тому

      @@Leadman1989 hopefully all the "ca dem" horseshit that's ripping life asunder right now

    • @dakotadavies3156
      @dakotadavies3156 2 роки тому

      Welcome to the family, Shelly Zoe. We're glad to have you. God bless.

    • @venomkiler1
      @venomkiler1 2 роки тому

      On this side, we don't scare people into being believers, we simply show the hypocrisy through satire and dumb ideas through common sense. Thats why the dems hate comedy

  • @dudewithaniphone
    @dudewithaniphone 2 роки тому +5

    Dennis Miller, about social media: "Never have lives less lived been more chronicled."

  • @Zelig2Cents
    @Zelig2Cents 3 роки тому +31

    "Never have lives, less lived, been more chronicled.". Wow!

  • @cs_mansion5480
    @cs_mansion5480 Рік тому +1

    He was the Norm whisperer

  • @roygbiv1938
    @roygbiv1938 2 роки тому +9

    This is what comedy should be, thank you Mr. Miller!

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 3 роки тому +7

    “We’re not allowed to do anything. I say while looking at a big crowd on UA-cam with thousands of views”

  • @riverrejoices4173
    @riverrejoices4173 4 роки тому +11

    Is Dennis getting younger???

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 2 роки тому

    Sunday morning. Made it to the sofa.

  • @leedyp
    @leedyp 2 роки тому +1

    If I get half of these I’m doing good 👍

  • @michellebright8403
    @michellebright8403 4 роки тому +15

    Try putting in a septic system. It’s not only wood stoves.

    • @fotaugrafee
      @fotaugrafee 3 роки тому +1

      Gotta rely on that public dime so the gubment can give 'em clean water & sheeeeeit.

  • @fletchermunson6225
    @fletchermunson6225 11 місяців тому +2

    Listen to the last six months of his podcast before he went dark. Not the nice guy you think he is. The is a dark narcissistic side to Mr. Funny.

  • @ScottCrist
    @ScottCrist Рік тому

    That's my opinion and I could be wrong...
    Love you Dennis 😊

  • @lowblowmejoe1348
    @lowblowmejoe1348 3 роки тому +9

    I actually liked Dennis on Monday night FOOTBALL.They should play BIDEN FALLING UP AIRFORCE ONE 24/7 Now that's COMEDY.

    • @jolem5000
      @jolem5000 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @jesusjones5151
      @jesusjones5151 2 роки тому

      Babbled like a true nazi.
      Congrats

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 2 роки тому

      yes, he was great ! he was a wordsmith. some viewers had to pause the game to figure out what he just said!

    • @Romany1111
      @Romany1111 Рік тому

      You and 5 other old white guys liked him. But they can only run so many ads for adult diapers during one game, so he was thankfully axed.

  • @mecca6801
    @mecca6801 2 роки тому

    So many facts Mr. Miller has joked about goes over so many peoples heads!

    • @Romany1111
      @Romany1111 Рік тому +1

      Mainly because they are not facts, but exaggerations or complete lies. Typical right-wingnut "information".

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Рік тому

    Great material

  • @allgodsarefake6044
    @allgodsarefake6044 Рік тому +1

    If i had to listen to this for an hour id rip my ears off and nail them to my eyes

  • @kevinronske9894
    @kevinronske9894 Рік тому +1

    Dennis said he is socially liberal,but when it comes to people watching my money,I want it to be old Conservative men.

  • @shawnmazurek1017
    @shawnmazurek1017 2 роки тому +4

    Love love love Dennis Miller, one of the greats.

  • @turbotek-wj8vc
    @turbotek-wj8vc Рік тому

    Love this guy. Kind of disappointed that he didn't work in a bit about the Carolingians. Next time.

  • @segasys1339
    @segasys1339 4 роки тому +16

    2:30 "Never have lives less loved been more chronicled." Miller's opposition to clean air regulations need a rewrite but this line is golden.

    • @mechuniversal
      @mechuniversal 3 роки тому +5

      He can come up with a good line here or there but has proven himself overall to be deeply mediocre in thought.

    • @segasys1339
      @segasys1339 3 роки тому +6

      @@mechuniversal Collective action problems like clean air are a common blind spot of older libertarians, but I still like Miller. Jon Stewart and his band of Daily Show leftists had their fair share of blind spots but they were pretty damn funny. No one's perfect.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg 3 роки тому +1

      @@segasys1339 Shush now Seg

    • @garyt3hsna1l82
      @garyt3hsna1l82 3 роки тому

      Denis Miller and Bill Maher are almost interchangeable, they were still close enough to relevancy in the early 2000's but 30 years of wealth seems to melt peoples brains.

    • @wilsonfisk2134
      @wilsonfisk2134 2 роки тому +1

      @@mechuniversal You can't come up with a good line to begin with.

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 7 місяців тому

    2:36 Truth.

  • @johnmorrishowelliii5889
    @johnmorrishowelliii5889 2 роки тому +3

    Outstanding Intellect - Learning From The Very Best

    • @titteryenot4524
      @titteryenot4524 2 роки тому +1

      Really? Dennis Miller? You need to get out more, pal.

  • @jluf3473
    @jluf3473 Рік тому

    The best!

  • @big4skol83
    @big4skol83 Рік тому +5

    Nice standup as always by Dennis Miller. He definitely has a tendency to outperform himself. I would’ve liked to see him rip on Miley Cyrus some more tho.

  • @andrewmaderer1989
    @andrewmaderer1989 2 роки тому +3

    You remember when this guy was considered cutting edge. Jesus Christ what being rich and getting old will do to you.

  • @shashijain5084
    @shashijain5084 3 роки тому +4

    Like this gentleman !! He is quite a humorist !!

  • @rascallyrabbit8548
    @rascallyrabbit8548 3 роки тому +2

    Bill Maher 1,102 days trying to get his solar hooked up in Cali

  • @mikeFolco
    @mikeFolco 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm home in bed" - WE know Dennis, we know.

    • @garyt3hsna1l82
      @garyt3hsna1l82 3 роки тому +2

      Denis: "you can't build a fireplace anymore - i have several, Your life has no value - I'm a cebrity eat shit!" Lol comedy of our times!

    • @nelsthenaughty
      @nelsthenaughty 3 роки тому +1

      Dennis Miller sounds drunk.

  • @mistere6871
    @mistere6871 7 місяців тому +1

    "She settled" might be the funniest line in stand-up of all time

  • @echopryme
    @echopryme 3 роки тому +11

    I dont agree with him anymore... but he's still a damned good comic. 🤣

    • @timgibson3754
      @timgibson3754 3 роки тому

      Hunt another channel

    • @buffyd5737
      @buffyd5737 2 роки тому +1

      Why? He started thinking for himself.

    • @echopryme
      @echopryme 2 роки тому +7

      @@buffyd5737 No argument there. Just his views on the world and mine went different ways. He's still a MASTER of language and timing, though, and I respect his craft like few others.

    • @kazper4137
      @kazper4137 2 роки тому +3

      @buffyd and you trying to jump on someone for thinking themselves, go figure right?

    • @submersed2
      @submersed2 2 роки тому

      Ok “daisy duke”

  • @spacemanspliff2174
    @spacemanspliff2174 3 роки тому +15

    And this is why the millennials are trying to culture cancel to make ppl think like them because they do not understand half or most of what Dennis Miller is saying . Dennis who ? the best come back ever In there micro dosing world . This guy has seen more action then any u sorry millennial who wanna be stand up comics saying he isn't funny .

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk 3 роки тому +2

      For me Dennis Miller will always be the guy in the Tales from the Crypt movie!

  • @LN-Lifer
    @LN-Lifer 5 місяців тому

    It is a damn shame that Dennis Miller has decided not to perform anymore

  • @LN-Lifer
    @LN-Lifer 5 місяців тому

    Peni-saurus! Ha

  • @shanesweeney3583
    @shanesweeney3583 3 роки тому +2

    I am the 420th thumbs up! and yes I am stoned and in bed.

  • @Tom-TomAlmighty
    @Tom-TomAlmighty 2 роки тому +1

    Love U Dennis Miller !

  • @urbanlegendsandtrivia2023
    @urbanlegendsandtrivia2023 2 роки тому +1

    One of the women who married herself has now divorced herself after 90 days. Really!

  • @karenstickney9699
    @karenstickney9699 3 роки тому +3

    Actions have consequences. We are finally realizing that in the entertainment world.

    • @EF-fc4du
      @EF-fc4du Рік тому

      And sometimes it's puritanical zealots who want to deliver them...

  • @s.l.2227
    @s.l.2227 4 роки тому +12

    His false equivalences are hilarious.

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 2 роки тому

    I understand now where Razorfist gets it.

  • @dREgrey-w8c
    @dREgrey-w8c Рік тому +1

    This joke should have died along with Norm, if not "much" before.

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 2 роки тому +1

    am i insane or does Dennis Miller have really small hands?? 3:04

  • @everykneeshallbow
    @everykneeshallbow 4 роки тому +7

    1 JOHN 2:15
    Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
    GOD.

  • @chrisc6015
    @chrisc6015 Рік тому +1

    At least he admits global warming exists, and needs to be fixed

    • @gpwcowboy
      @gpwcowboy Рік тому +1

      He admits there is weather. Stick with us larry...

    • @chrisc6015
      @chrisc6015 Рік тому +1

      He never mentioned the weather. He did talk about fixing global warming. Did you watch it?

  • @christianthompson1393
    @christianthompson1393 3 роки тому

    I like this my nephews hate me

  • @weskirkland5850
    @weskirkland5850 2 роки тому

    Why don't I hear about dennis miller anymore. I don;t agree with him on half the shit he says but I miss hearing from him. Where's he been?

  • @banzobeans
    @banzobeans Рік тому

    2:36 🫡

  • @AlecMajerison
    @AlecMajerison 4 роки тому +5

    Penisaurus.

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 Рік тому

    Love this guy! Pure gold.

  • @ZEWlistener
    @ZEWlistener 3 роки тому

    Billy's boy.

  • @jakebetts2885
    @jakebetts2885 3 роки тому +1

    Fuck. I thought Miller died

  • @PlanetJimmer
    @PlanetJimmer 9 місяців тому

    What is he talking about - the EPA has not outlawed wood stoves and fireplaces? I guess it makes a set up for a joke.

  • @tammydow6112
    @tammydow6112 Рік тому +1

    P.S...you failed

  • @Johnywang1
    @Johnywang1 4 роки тому +10

    is this still a comedy channel?

  • @SPEEDOFDOG
    @SPEEDOFDOG 3 роки тому +2

    If you don’t get it because you don’t understand it’s because you don’t care to know what came before.

    • @Colesalad
      @Colesalad 3 роки тому +3

      What if you get it, and, its not funny?

    • @privateprivate1865
      @privateprivate1865 3 роки тому +1

      Wow, hes hilarious!!! I mean just listen to all those smart people words. Huh Huh, i can't take it, oh my sides 🤣 those words!

  • @gcuroot10
    @gcuroot10 6 місяців тому

    just bad. just bad. I laughed a little out of pity. And laughter is the best medicine. and i tasted crack for a dose of anitbiotic.

  • @ally11488
    @ally11488 3 роки тому +3

    Miller's material is as fresh as a bottle of it from the early '90s.

  • @ronnieadams-xj1cm
    @ronnieadams-xj1cm Рік тому +1

    He was funny but now the right has destroyed his career let’s not forget the orange cancer on social media

  • @micktully189
    @micktully189 4 роки тому +23

    Upsetting some millennials here

    • @notputinspuddy3420
      @notputinspuddy3420 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, we'll all be dead while they clean up the hell hole we left behind. They've already lived through 2 recessions and a pandemic... and it's only going to get worse. Jokes on them. The best they can do is pee on our graves at that point.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +1

      If you call cringing, upsetting then yeah, for sure

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому

      @Nick West Yeah, I already admitted that... literally.
      If that makes you laugh, it's no wonder you like this guy's "humour".

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому

      @Nick West No need to be sorry, I didn't think you were rude.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому

      @@bobmalack481 Maybe you should worry about the difference between plural and possessive or the correct spelling of the word 'millennial'. Even if the advice comes from some foreigner millennial.

  • @knight9464
    @knight9464 2 роки тому +2

    Very well versed but not funny

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 2 роки тому

    💎💎💎💎💎

  • @markr.katzman3743
    @markr.katzman3743 2 роки тому

    Dennis was correct....we as a country have a lot farther to fall before we turn this thing around..spot on,.

  • @karlconnolly3994
    @karlconnolly3994 5 місяців тому

    When was this… 1932 … jeez he’s really cracking up the cavemen

  • @garyt3hsna1l82
    @garyt3hsna1l82 3 роки тому +1

    Is Miley Cyrus still famous?

  • @mattstrader6619
    @mattstrader6619 3 роки тому

    Does the audience have to clap after EVERY fucking joke???

  • @colinnolan2212
    @colinnolan2212 4 роки тому +1

    Who’s the fat Rob Lowe?

  • @intello8953
    @intello8953 3 роки тому +3

    Damn I feel so out of place listening to this guy and I’m 28. I don’t what I’m supposed to laugh at? 😂. Maybe this is what the kids call “boomer” comedy

    • @gpwcowboy
      @gpwcowboy Рік тому

      That's why you're so funny to thinking people

  • @jessejimenez5605
    @jessejimenez5605 3 роки тому +10

    I wish he would have taken over the daily show

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +2

      Why do you hate people that much?

    • @ericcsuf
      @ericcsuf 3 роки тому

      He wasn't considered. The Daily Show is a COMEDY show.

  • @jefftappan7973
    @jefftappan7973 Рік тому

    Dennis Miller must have been Jesse Watters' model since he sounds quite a bit like Mr. Miller.

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 3 роки тому +1

    Gawd he can turn a phrase. I still can't find anything from Dennis Miller on Norm. De had such chemistry.

  • @FantasticOtto
    @FantasticOtto Рік тому +2

    I have never cared about comedians’ political affiliations, but I do care about how funny they are. This guy isn’t funny.

    • @AmericusMaximus
      @AmericusMaximus 7 місяців тому

      His humor is highbrow, so not for everyone. Maybe try Mister Ed.

  • @thewheelers2525
    @thewheelers2525 7 місяців тому

    I dont wanna go on a rant here but....

  • @mitchmonteith6468
    @mitchmonteith6468 3 роки тому +4

    Wow, not the same guy as he was in the 90's.

    • @VaughnDJs
      @VaughnDJs 3 роки тому

      not even, no joy

    • @sundial.
      @sundial. 3 роки тому +2

      Are you??

    • @sundial.
      @sundial. 3 роки тому +1

      @@VaughnDJs What's there to be joyous about (right now)?

    • @jcarc5701
      @jcarc5701 2 роки тому

      @@sundial. “I love the poorly educated”.

  • @ElectrickSoundz
    @ElectrickSoundz Рік тому

    🎉😂😢😮😅😊

  • @davidchipps
    @davidchipps 3 роки тому +1

    WOW THAT ONE HURT!! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING. IT WAS WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE WITH THAT LAST INTERVIEW WITH ROSEANNE BARR TRYING TO GET THE LAST WORD IN WHILE TRYING TO CONVINCE US ALL IT IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. SO SOON? GOODNIGHT MR. DENNIS MILLER.

  • @Howelton2020
    @Howelton2020 3 роки тому +2

    Yesh.😒

  • @danielendara3838
    @danielendara3838 3 роки тому +7

    weather your a democrat or a republican, we can all agree this is the worst stand up set in history