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Funny Moments Compilation #1
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- Опубліковано 20 лип 2017
- Oh boy! A funny moments compilation made just for you!
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Markiplier has a hair rate
Black: insane
Red: maniacal
Pink: stedy
Blue: serious
If he has grey hair, he’s normal.
So mark is never normal.
Black hair moments:
0:03 - 0:12
0:25 - 0:31
1:06 - 1:08
2:00 - 2:11
2:36 - 2:48
3:11 - 3:20
3:58 - 4:10
Red hair moments:
0:00 - 0:02
0:31 - 1:05
1:08 - 1:22
1:37 - 2:00
2:12 - 2:16
2:27 - 2:35
3:02 - 3:10
3:27 - 3:57
4:11 - 4:16
4:26 - 4:57
5:14 - 5:17
5:27 - 5:58
Pink hair moments:
0:13 - 0:24
1:23 - 1:37
2:17 - 2:26
2:49 - 3:01
3:21 - 3:26
4:16 - 4:25
5:18 - 5:26
Other colors:
NoNe.
Crazy and insane are the same thing.
nekokat not really but they are close enough
@@CRUSH40RULES ok hold on I'll change it
"My window's open. My neighbors have been hearing me the whole time, screaming about poop. Crap"
If I was one of those neighbors, I would've been like, "I think Mark is having toilet problems.. again."
Darn it, someone needs to get Mark tp.
You could say the neighbors shit themselves with laughter
Galaxton I'd throw toilet paper through the window.
Galaxton u
Galaxton lol
“My window’s open... my neighbors have been hearing me this whole time screaming about poop. Crap” I bout died.
“Ooooooo THE KEYCARDS IN MA BUTT” lmaoooo i just died
Lmao I scrolled and arrived at the comment the moment the part of the video came about 🤣
Would you want to live next to markiplier even if he screamed every day about random stuff for his videos?
Luke Wojtyra YAS
Luke Wojtyra definitely
Luke Wojtyra yesssssssssss
Luke Wojtyra definitely.
Luke Wojtyra Yes
"Why is there a guy in an ice cream sandwich suit?"
Ethan pops up
Me: OMG!
nyangirl 0111
me: BONJOUR!!
Same I just fell over
me: HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
I use to wonder where my cousin (he's a huge fan) got his weird, explicit humor from...
Then I watched Markiplier 😂
hell ya your right mark has an extremely funny humor
Mark says random crap
Every. Single. Fricken. Mercenary
Why hello there. Old sport.
holy shet, you watch Hazbin Hotel?
Nothing new XD
you seemed to be a decorated captain mr. obvious
Spooder Danker
ok
5:51, when Mark realizes his window's open😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Madison Snow Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
markiplier slime rancher
The subtitles make it so much more funny.
Yea I love 2017
uhh, than theres the captions.
Kat meow I know right all the extra stuff added in the sub titles
Kat meow too bad the animations and sound effects ruined it all.
Kat meow ikr
I'm french and it is soooo funny to see you speak french, really😂
Merci beaucoup, you're my favorite youtuber💖
I wouldn’t call it French, I’d call it Markimoo language.
French: Merci beaucoup
Mark: MERCI BAQUAAAAAAAAEUGHHHYEAH
Me: yeah this seems totally legit 100%
1:48 just add the "Mamma mia" part from Bohediam Rhapsody, it fits so perfectly 😂😂
4:53 the slight glance of regret to the camera
"I don't stretch myself out with lotion every night..... shut up."
What're you saying Mark? Hmm? crrYYIINNGG
Monk3y
4:17
"I got a wa-"
Me: *W A L U I G I*
Creative_Leafeon Pony_Fan
W AA A. AA. A AAAA. AAAA
I was hoping he'd put a picture of waluigi.
Creative_Leafeon Pony_Fan WAAAA HAAAA HEEEEEEEEEE!!
Wahhhh
4:17
Waluigi: my WAH senses are tingling
3:41 my life is completed
Toybonnie 19 I know. Its so funneh
I think he was talking about the fact that make edited Percy’s face form Thomas The Tank Engine and Friends in when he kept saying “OH!!”
1000000000000000000 times. If that’s what he was referring to then I’m with ya brother.
I wasn’t expecting that either.
Toybonnie 19
same
"MERCI - BAQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Excuse me can you please get out of my horse?"
-Markimoo 😂💕
This is one of my favorite games he's played. XD
Hello everyone my name is markflavalavallava
this is the reason i love this guy as a fan
his humor is just so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I mean not this abnormal, I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night"
*realization*
*mutters* shut up
4:45
Low key that look melted my heart
y
Jayza Stokes It's literally almost fifteen seconds after the time stamp you put.
in the subtitles it says "That's what Amy's for" lol
0:28 respect Whamen
"..........DEMON!!! OK anyway i'm gonna go to Chuffington's" i just died of laughter
1:30
@@lancecurry7538 thank you for the timestamp
1:48 Markiplier.exe has crashed
Oh hey I read it just as it happened
Expert MA 2003 Lmao
Cheesecake YAY Google's been messing with the system again.
Multiple Fandom Lover Oh god no its happening everyone stay calm! STAY FU*KING CALM!!!
Cheesecake YAY Wut
"Shut up Santa!"
~ Markiplier 2017
You mean *Markiflavanav 2017*
XenoTronus PrimeZilla#21068 Whatever works for fans like you!^^
1:31 the captions and the circumstances are so damn perfect i can't stop laughing
_(Mark processes this fuckery...)_
*MARKIPLIER:* *_DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!_*
@@lancecurry7538 Okay, anyways I'm gonna go to Chuffington's.
"Get outta the-STOP DYING!!"
It's not that simple, Mark. xD
"Im not stretching myself out with lotion enery night" 🤣😊
Shurt urp!
Best quote
Brandon Gerkens Every*
the quiet shut up that followed
This had me wheezing I had to go back and watch him look up and go "...shut up"
*and now... FRIDAY COMPILATIONS WITH MARKIPLIER*
Hello
i_am_abstract_art lol
i_am_abstract_art YAAAAY ANOTHER PURPLE JAY
Josiah Young .....
Yoooo it's Jacey Matthews
Can anyone watch this with a straight face? I sure as heck can't!😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
It isn’t that hard but ok. It’s your open :/
@@doeonsbestie295 XD
"I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night....shut up."
I laughed way harder than I should have at this
I would've loved to have been the neighbor who would just stand there staring at him as he yelled "YEAH!! 420 BLAZE IT!!" as he noticed the window was open. LOL
Lmao same
i would love the crazy crap he says.
@June Pearl army
When Mark was like "Oh shit, my window is open. My neighbors were hearing me yell about shit." I was like "Aren't you worried a couple fangirl climbed through your window? Or?"
Lol when he yelled, it's like a telepathic message to fangirls and they'd come swarming through his window
Yep.
When you're Septiplier Trash That is.. so true.
0:42 Your brain just after watching dis video and get the mark's puns
The keycards in meh butt
someone OOOOHHHHHHHHH da keycards in mah butt!!
The key cards in mah *BUTT* ( I'm wheezing because the fact that I never thought I'd have to say that)
OOOOOOOOO THE KEYCARD'S IN MA' _(shows pig with huge cheeks!)_
My brain is now dead!
*Mark sees the guy respawn on the bridge he’s on.* DEMON!
Lol! That cracked me up!
I DIED AT THE CASTLE JOKE OMG
I love that show so much
Nikki Heat omg same I was like CASTLE
2:11 "I'm charging up my poo...... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" I'm so dead 😂😂
Ahh, the pinnacle of comedy, where it degrades to low brow shit jokes, Great one!
:) Yay for my edit!!!
Apocalypto_12 nice edit Tyler! :)
Apocalypto_12 heh
Apocalypto_12 You edited this video?! That's awesome, amazing job!
i know this has been over a year but i just cant control my laugh watching this over and over and over again.. damn it..
Mark: I live a very abnormal life. I mean not this abnormal,
Me: Okaayyy...
Mark: I mean I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night.
Me:...... I DID HE JUST MAKE A DICK JOKE!??
Mark:... shut up
Me: HE DID, I FLIPPING CALLED IT!!!!
O shit haha
Isabell Mosley is it a coincidence that I just read this at exactly the same time mark said this
He made a dick and penis joke ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
More like a joke about stretching oneself. Not necessarily a penis joke.
Oh great now we all now be does it.
0:43 When finally i understand a joke
Candy Kayte Lmao
Candy Kayte I
Candy Kayte YES
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Winter Sparrow Imma reply so this comment gets to the top!
wow i really didnt know that before this comment its like literally first time i ever saw one of those links
Winter Sparrow **useless comment**
5:51
Mark:My window is open.....my neighbors have been hearing me this WHOLE time screaming about poop....CRAHP
I was dying of laughter when he said "my windows open, my neighbors been hearing me all this time screaming bout poop"
"whos your favorite youtuber"
"markiflavanav."
Same.
me two
Ermahgerd! I just shat mah pantz!!!!! XD
I love when he tries to say "Thank you very much" in French which is "Merci beaucoup" (mare-see buh-coo)
I think he might know (at least some) French! He used two other French words and spelled it correctly! (…however, he could've looked it up.)
meg I
"Ya'oh spillout sum covfefe for those that we have lost in this endeavor."
FUCK
MUDKIPS
OSHAWOTTS ARE WHERE ITS AT
The damn editing even makes this funnier.
Anyone in 2019?
2021.... it's too funny not to watch.
I love how the captions have a name for Mark's different impressions. XD
MARK YOU ENGLISH THE *BEST*
even markiplier respect wamen by punching them
jean maillard He respekt wamen
Yeah, I do weed
W- I
E- Respect
E- Good doogs
D-
...wut
Brodster 7391 I don't think u know how these work
I like your logic. (jk, I dont punch women Im not sexist plis dont kill meehh)
"There's poop in my soup!" I'm dead! 🤣
Omg. The ending. When he realized his window was open.....
I even felt the dread.
Warning: if you do laugh to death, please do not sue markiplier
Bella Southwell That's not a warning...
CLOSE ENOUGH
Uh... if you laugh yourself to death, that would be very awkward. A corpse suing a youtuber would be something to behold.
Philly D's coverage of it would be beautiful.
Nathan Rammus You made me die even more. x"D
Mark you put a TF2 meme in there
Mark you just became a better youtuber
From a king to a god thanks to TF2 memes.
TF2 Memes can be Debatable
Which meme?
Don't roast me, but what is TF2?
J_ Crump it's okay, idk what it is either XD
I actually fell off my chair laughing XDXDXDXD
Laughter is the Ultimate Medicine and this video proves it!
It cures everything, even depression and nightmares!
Can we please have more unnecessary censorship videos?!
I think Mark's officially forgotten about those... Again.
sebYB67 yup
sebYB67 no he said that he wants to do more in one of his reading your comments videos.
Flumberjack Jack You're right, he did say that. And promptly forgot again.
Flumberjack Jack yeah I know. He's problematic Bly forgotten again though
Edit: OH Y GOD IM SO SORRY AUTOCORRECT FUCKED ME UP AGAIN I JUST REALISED
I was meant to say: yeah I know, he's probably forgot again tho JEEZ FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT
French people in a nutshell:
Mark: SAC RE BLUEEEEAAAAA!
Daniel Sambar
Me (french piece of nugget) : *even my grandma thinks this word is old* ;-;
1:48 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!!! XD
Woah! Dats noat dat daw daa fen DAW FUN!!!!
He really was close.
@@MSDKZfangirl2490 according to him it was tantalizing how close he was..
*DAW FUN*
"You like my horse?" ~ Mark 2017
Woah some of those clips are pretty damn old...
XOLiD you can tell by his hair. Some was before he even dyed it
You don't know old
OLD?! No no no old for Mark is Drunk Minecraft! The best series on his channel imo
Its 4.00am...
I see the title...
*hmmm* .... I PROBALLY should turn the volume down
Jupiteron But who cares
Thank you for uploading this, I needed it.
“DEMON” if I heard him say that I would be like, oh shit he’s playing his games again
U know ur a true Markiplier fan when you've watched all the videos where these clips are from.
dont remember the titles, but I've seen all the videos.
u're*
no its u're*
Just the one with lego I didn't watch.
OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD Ive been with Mark for a while wbu?
Who else love compilations?
Me!
"My windows open.....my neighbors have been hearing me scream about poop...CRAP!!!
2:44 my hopes and dreams
*BAGUETTES!!!*
I'm mildly offended that despite all the chasing women on the horseback this video contains zero references to "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!"
elecampane it's a pet named steve
Gotta love the TF2 parts or subtitles lol.
My favorite was definatly DEMON!! Turn on the captions for that part it's even better XD
Mark: I punched her so hard she went into the ocean!
(Pewds bursts down door)
Pewds: YOU MUST RESPECT WAMEN!
Daniel Sambar GENIUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! Oh....ok
XD
Wahmen is my city
Daniel Sambar XD
PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING THESE
nathanator da king of pizza 1Afunnyvideos
Markiplier: are you okay?
NPC: *respawns*
Markiplier: *stares with confusion and malice for a solid second*
Also Markiplier: DEMON
3:10
Mark: "F*ck."
Subtitles: "Schploof"
1:20 Covfefe Trump reference.
Biggest Troll Ever I
Oh god that last one just made me due from laughter. Especially how he just stood mid scream. Lol
You mean die?
fit as many MEDIC memes into one video(medic from tf2)
I love the tf2 pics.
1:49
1:34 DEMON
same!!!!
Grumpykiller Turn on the captions for that part it's even better XD
Grumpykiller FIRE DEMONS, JIM!
DAEMON! MATT!
DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
1:06 SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE? |-/
margaret scott hello |-/
margaret scott most people think of TØP but I think about CrankthatFrank yelling Leave at the top of his lungs
HELLO FREN |-/
I also think of crankthatfrank... except it's him saying SCUSE ME COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE XD
|-/
4:05 has me cracking up so hard I'm crying!😂😂😂😂
_voice chat_
Friend: "What's your favorite species of dinosaur?"
Me: "The Alligimper."
*Player 1572 has left the conversation*
"Excuse me, can you get out of my horse?"
- Markiplier, -2k17- 2k15
It only took you like 6 years to finally have enough content to make a funny compilation :3
Think about all the memorable lines .....
"I have a pet named Steve"
Barlakopofai ii
The very end is my favorite part of all of this.
"M-my window's open. My neighbor's have been hearing me the whole time."
PEOPLE WHO NEVER LEAVE UA-cam SQUAD....ASSEMBLE!!!!
NinjaChicken456 ASSEMBLE
NinjaChicken456 is this cause we don't have lives?
NinjaChicken456 ASSEMBLE
I'm here... ASSEMBLE
NinjaChicken456 ASSEMBLE
FUCK YES A CASTLE REFERENCE
I KNOW RIGHT? I almost screamed, even though it's over since last year :')
WonderousCupcake yessss I miss it so much
Ahh, it was such a good show... v__v
WonderousCupcake it really was... I'd watch it all the time
PixzlGamez YESSSS JOIN US
This have me dying 1:24
Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?
I loved how he realized his windows open at the very end
"My windows open,my neighbors have been hearing me scream about poop all this time"😂😂😂
1:23 😂 I can't stop re-watching it
Oh my god I loved that Castle reference (if you haven't watched castle then go for it it's amazing)
I am litearlly a yeat late. But i thought i was the only one that knew Castle XD
Mark: DEMON, ok anyway, I’m gonna go to chuffingtons
XD
he had to make this because he's about to go insane from Crash Bandicoot
He has already gone insane before, what makes it so special now?
I don't like this
*in pewdiepie's voice* FRIDAYS WITH MARKIPLIER
Ashley I. Fridays with Markimoo 😶
Monday's with Markimoo
Fridays with Markimoo!~
Meeting him irl is so surreal when I’ve watched all his videos behind a screen.
Best day of my life! 😍
Hey mark my brother is autistic and he's been watching this video from the first time it had come out 😂, you really do make him happy bot only him but everyone around you 💜
I was reading this and I think I misread "Autistic" so my brain had a stroke and a half, because I thought you said your brother was acoustic not autistic XD.
Mark: *DEMON!*
Me: *get the sALT*
Mark: *DEMON!*
I thought of Darkiplier when he said that
Mark: DEMON
Sam and Dean: WHERE!?
AnimeLover AWE HELK YEAH
castiel not understanding a reference HELLO
Who else though of Lafayette when Markimoo started to try and speak French and then he said "Baguette"
MPJ Lover I DID !
MPJ Lover hell yeah
I thought of Sexy Benjamiin
Somebody said the name of the revolutionary baguette
"(Random accented gIbBeRiSh) BAGUETTE."
"My windows open..."
Mark: "My window's open." O.O
Mark: "My neighbor's been hearing me *THE WHOLE TIME* screaming 'bout poop."
Mark: *"CRAP."*
Me: *WHEEZE*