What If Yugoslavia Reunited Today?

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  • @lukad7744
    @lukad7744 4 роки тому +2034

    "Ok.. Here we go" The thing every teachers says before talking about the Balkans

  • @cerdaspediaindonesia8926
    @cerdaspediaindonesia8926 6 років тому +8239

    If yugoslavia reunited again, they will be a strong team in world cup.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 6 років тому +179

      I haven't take a shower for 7 weeks, but Most sportists which are good are from Bosnia...

    • @MagetoLp
      @MagetoLp 6 років тому +201

      I haven't take a shower for 7 weeks, but no

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 6 років тому +314

      i thought Edin743 actually said "I haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks" hahaha.
      I would guess that the best sportists currently are from Croatia, since they already are in top10 football nations n the world and arguably the best nation in handball in the world.
      Yugoslavian teams were really good and they would be good today as well.

    • @Biskawow
      @Biskawow 6 років тому +138

      haha your name is hilarious when ppl reply to you

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 6 років тому +6

      Michael Scofield lol.

  • @sandornemeth5388
    @sandornemeth5388 4 роки тому +4353

    "Linguistic diversity" dude literally 80% of the population would speak the same language.

    • @miamickey
      @miamickey 4 роки тому +827

      True. it's like he say people from Australia, UK and US don't understand each other 😂😂😂😂

    • @seananthony7494
      @seananthony7494 4 роки тому +314

      Mia Mickey Have you ever heard Scottish guy talk before can’t understand a fucking word they say😂😂😂

    • @landsknecht9941
      @landsknecht9941 4 роки тому +53

      kosovo problem that's why

    • @miamickey
      @miamickey 4 роки тому +7

      @@landsknecht9941 ??

    • @landsknecht9941
      @landsknecht9941 4 роки тому +81

      @@miamickey there are more albanians in kosovo that's why

  • @shtak21able
    @shtak21able 3 роки тому +903

    They would be powerhouses in both football and basketball. That's if they could stand each other.

    • @s_maacan
      @s_maacan 3 роки тому +44

      The only thing that could unite us is sport

    • @shtak21able
      @shtak21able 3 роки тому +18

      @Complex Construct
      I can tolerate a lot of people, but, it does not mean I would want to work closely and in a brotherly way with them (which you must do in team sports),

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite 3 роки тому +3

      @Complex CR Look on the right side, atleast the stereotype isn't an extremely negative one.

    • @dusan_4047
      @dusan_4047 3 роки тому +1

      We can, we do now, other then Albania who is fighting over Kosovo with serbia to this day, and serbia still wins somehow, buut it may go to war very soon. Now, there are too menu chances for ww3. If China takes tiwan or albania and serbia go to a big war. Or USA f/%: up.

    • @euphoriaggaminghd
      @euphoriaggaminghd 3 роки тому

      @@dusan_4047 serbians can do nothing but complain about Kosovo. Nato surrounds them

  • @blazhespireski2259
    @blazhespireski2259 5 років тому +3334

    I only know that we would be kicking asses in every sport

    • @jedanlik5597
      @jedanlik5597 4 роки тому +93

      E u pravu si to

    • @ikerbit8935
      @ikerbit8935 4 роки тому +17

      Blazhe Spireski yeah TBH

    • @aleksabajic8054
      @aleksabajic8054 4 роки тому +40

      Bukvalno

    • @SrGnsux
      @SrGnsux 4 роки тому +22

      Da

    • @TheTruthTalker_
      @TheTruthTalker_ 4 роки тому +30

      @Comic Sans It's been 18 years since Brazil has won a world cup and their league is not even in the top 7 of best football leagues.

  • @Vasil-of2ki
    @Vasil-of2ki 4 роки тому +3616

    Yugoslavia: Reunites
    Albania: We need more bunkers, WE NEED MORE BUNKERS!

  • @colewinters5240
    @colewinters5240 5 років тому +5224

    *what if yugoslavia reunited today?*
    This is where men cry

  • @habib6499
    @habib6499 3 роки тому +321

    **Yugoslavia reunites**
    Yugoslavia: so anyways I started blasting

    • @Happy-cw6jx
      @Happy-cw6jx 3 роки тому

      The only way Yugoslavia would have survived was if the international-power hungry-divide&conquer capitalist hogs didn't directly fund neo fascistic/ right wing political parties that led to the wars and ultimately turned the once fastest growing prosperous nation into a bunch of cheap labor international-capitalist-swine-owned banana republic shltholes.

  • @SaudiHaramco
    @SaudiHaramco 6 років тому +407

    I think "what if Yugoslavia never seperated?" is a far more interesting question than "what if it reunited?".

    • @tustinrocknrollfan4798
      @tustinrocknrollfan4798 5 років тому +43

      I agree. But, with no doubt, it would be major military power. But unfortunately, Yugoslavs wandered from Tito's path of brotherhood and unity.

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 4 роки тому +7

      @@tustinrocknrollfan4798 Not true, Yugoslovia was going through a great depression for almost two decades.Military is debatable.

    • @tustinrocknrollfan4798
      @tustinrocknrollfan4798 4 роки тому +16

      @@houseplant1016 many countries went through all sort of crisis but eventually got out, SFRJ unfortunately was crushed before that.

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 4 роки тому +7

      @@tustinrocknrollfan4798 Just look at Bosnia-Herzegovina,separate schools, no inter-marriage,no interaction,not living to eachother.The wounds are just too deep.

    • @tustinrocknrollfan4798
      @tustinrocknrollfan4798 4 роки тому +16

      @@houseplant1016 I live on yugoslavian area, nobody knows the situation better than me. Separate schools do exist in mixed area but those other things you stated are not entirely true. Inter-marriages are still happening though and interactions are normal thing in multireligious environments. There are plenty of chauvinists but many normal people as well. It is political propaganda that won't stop poisoning people with nationalism, the politics is the same since the war, hasn't changed a bit.

  • @jakeharverson9406
    @jakeharverson9406 4 роки тому +1071

    What if Yugoslavia reunited
    Teacher : time to draw a map of Europe
    Me : this is going to be way easier

  • @NSANasaSrpskaArhiva
    @NSANasaSrpskaArhiva 6 років тому +465

    Yugoslavia worked as long as Tito held the steering wheel. It was a nation built on "brotherhood and unity" even though it was higly multi-cultural and the differences and hate of some nations were there from long ago, yet Tito managed to enforce this peace between the nations with a strict rule and anyone who showed signs of nationalism or talked against the system was quickly arrested and in more complicated cases killed. It worked that way, it sure would not work with modern democracy, plus the industry was based soley on home markets and for markets of "Non-Aligned Movement" nations, such as African and middle east market. We didn't have advanced products that were comparable to what west was offering. Not to mention that the whole country basically lived on loans that Tito got all around the world with his figure.. Yeah overall the average life of a Yugoslav might have been happier than what we have today, but that is not due to better standards, but simpler life style and it took less to make one happy than it is today, people were more connected, there were a lot more public events and organized travels for all compay workers to bond and hang out. I bet even Americans have fonder memories to the 80s than what it is now.

    • @marshaltito7369
      @marshaltito7369 5 років тому +27

      Damn fucking right.

    • @mujoiztaukcicaja5732
      @mujoiztaukcicaja5732 5 років тому +6

      Rs=BiH=Jugoslavija

    • @skljova8450
      @skljova8450 5 років тому +3

      No Croatian would go back to Yugoslavia,for obvious reasons.

    • @feedexinfinity8055
      @feedexinfinity8055 5 років тому

      dej dej komunist, ne govor, tito ni nc pametnga naredu

    • @jovanrakic3298
      @jovanrakic3298 5 років тому +2

      NSA - Nasa Srpska Arhiva tako je bilo sa svima u istoriji lider umre zemlja umre isto kao USSR na primer

  • @dr.pavlovic8902
    @dr.pavlovic8902 3 роки тому +276

    Thing all Balkans agree on is that we would be best country at any sport

    • @dimseza1541
      @dimseza1541 3 роки тому +5

      Illyrians are all so boastful? ;-)

    • @froglifes6829
      @froglifes6829 2 роки тому +13

      @@dimseza1541 cringe. go learn history

    • @dimseza1541
      @dimseza1541 2 роки тому

      @@froglifes6829
      1898!!! Krk island. The last Illyrian who spoke Dalmatian died. From that moment on, the Illyrians began to consider themselves Croats (Catholics) and Serbs (Orthodox) !!!

    • @ChandranPrema123
      @ChandranPrema123 2 роки тому +2

      Besides Cricket if Indian Subcontinent reunited

    • @bananamen2316
      @bananamen2316 2 роки тому +2

      @@dimseza1541 Yes, the last illyrians came to call themselves Croats and Serbs, doesn't mean Croats and Serbs are Illyrians

  • @SonOfAPreacherMan
    @SonOfAPreacherMan 5 років тому +1871

    Love how he refers to Yugoslavia with "she".

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts 5 років тому +266

      Well people also often say motherland

    • @kekkekovich1423
      @kekkekovich1423 5 років тому +136

      That's how English works👀

    • @UnknownUser-695
      @UnknownUser-695 5 років тому +30

      @@kekkekovich1423 FBI OPEN UP

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 4 роки тому +59

      @@kekkekovich1423 No it doesn't, you can just refer to countries as "it" unless you want to go out of your way to look like a weirdo.

    • @alexanderofrhodes9622
      @alexanderofrhodes9622 4 роки тому +137

      @@Debre.
      It's actually pretty common to refer to most countries as Female. Except Germany "The Fatherland"

  • @plutoodite
    @plutoodite 4 роки тому +1495

    Brazil, Argentina etc: How the hell are you so good at football
    Yugoslavia: Yes

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 4 роки тому +3

      Spain and portals

    • @jasminhamzic5617
      @jasminhamzic5617 4 роки тому +38

      ​@@leotrupina5171 Dzeko (Rom/BIH)
      Tadic (Ajax/SRB) - Modric (Real/HR) - Perisic (Inter/HR)
      Rakitic (Sevilla/HR) - Pjanic (Barca/BIH)
      Kolarov (Rom/SRB) - Savic (Atletico/MNT) - Lovren (Liv/HR) - Vrsaljko (Inter/HR)
      Oblak (Atletico/SLO)
      Reserve: Milinkovic (Lazio), Jovic (Real), Brozovic (Inter), Kovacic (CHE), Kolasinac (Ars)
      This would be a filthy, messy, dirty but tricky and glory team, this team would be not fair, the brazil of europe.

    • @LunaticoniSolar
      @LunaticoniSolar 4 роки тому +5

      A Hetalian here.
      Also,as a brazilian,never knew about the football's apogeo of Yogoslavia

    • @draskopopovic9543
      @draskopopovic9543 3 роки тому +7

      @@leotrupina5171 bolji ste u fudbalu al kosarkasi bi verovatno bili srbi negde 70 posto

    • @лина-ь3ш
      @лина-ь3ш 3 роки тому +1

      lmaoo

  • @kingredgrave
    @kingredgrave 6 років тому +1418

    As someone from the Balkans I can confirm that,
    Kosovo is actually a planet.

  • @TadeSLO
    @TadeSLO 2 роки тому +212

    Yugoslavia team was and is best Top1 in all sport games. Pozdrav za sve moje jugoslovenske brate i sestre iz Slovenije🇸🇮

    • @alenjamnik3143
      @alenjamnik3143 2 роки тому +10

      prav imaš

    • @dusanmitrovic4068
      @dusanmitrovic4068 Рік тому +5

      Če bi bila Jugoslavija enotna, bi bil standard boljši za vse ljudi. Lep pozdrav

    • @MrJeepsters
      @MrJeepsters Рік тому

      En foot, basket et volley.

    • @mihajlojovic8631
      @mihajlojovic8631 Рік тому

      Da nije bilo glupih komunista koji nisu hteli da predju na demokratiju posle pada berlinskog zida, a vi slovenci ste jedini pametni to predlozili rata ne bi ni bilo i danas bi bili veliki igraci u istocnoj evropi, a ovako smo kurac

    • @Fukisrahell
      @Fukisrahell Рік тому +2

      Slovenija najbolji susjed 🇭🇷🤝🇸🇮

  • @9264tri
    @9264tri 5 років тому +1068

    Greece: I have debt.
    Also Greece: “has a larger economy than reunited Yugoslavia”

    • @leon1201
      @leon1201 5 років тому +151

      The economy was fucked beacuse of the balkan wars

    • @markojovanovski3372
      @markojovanovski3372 5 років тому +3

      How does that work?

    • @Владимир-у3о1л
      @Владимир-у3о1л 5 років тому +16

      HighNeder Mapper even Romania has a higher gdp😂

    • @starwars45066
      @starwars45066 5 років тому +61

      @@Владимир-у3о1л before the collapse of yugoslavia yugoslavia had a higher gdp...

    • @Владимир-у3о1л
      @Владимир-у3о1л 5 років тому +13

      karl-heinz-lagerfeld Meier before, but the video talks if jugoslavia reunites today, and as we take today Romania has a higher gdp than all these countries combined

  • @jadkatbeh940
    @jadkatbeh940 6 років тому +3071

    2018: What If Yugoslavia Reunited Today?
    2021: What If The United States Reunited Today?

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren 6 років тому +153

      It's funny because it's true and we're dying, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @nebeskisrb7765
      @nebeskisrb7765 6 років тому +145

      I mean, pretty much all countries that existed 2000 years ago don't exist today or exist in a extremely changed form, so yeah, chances are USA wouldn't exist in 4018 or would be so vastly different people would argue if it is "real" America or not.

    • @jaydonha5921
      @jaydonha5921 6 років тому +15

      LOL it's 3018, not too far away ok

    • @benjaminnewton62
      @benjaminnewton62 6 років тому +4

      That sounds scary m8 I like ur thinking

    • @rokohladilo6315
      @rokohladilo6315 6 років тому +14

      🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷

  • @richardprice1288
    @richardprice1288 6 років тому +125

    Oh come on You don't have to make a video if your sick, Just relax and stay in bed while your cold goes away.
    I hope you get Better RealLifeLore
    Edit: People don't repeatedly ask RealLifeLore to make a video you want to see because he is very busy and sick

    • @debodatta7398
      @debodatta7398 6 років тому

      Holy shit Yugoslavia sucks

    • @richardprice1288
      @richardprice1288 6 років тому

      *._.*
      What?

    • @richardprice1288
      @richardprice1288 6 років тому

      Luka Gamer
      *._.*

    • @lukagamer43
      @lukagamer43 6 років тому +1

      Matt - .like your life. Explain to me why does it suck

    • @lukagamer43
      @lukagamer43 6 років тому +1

      Matt - ok I just find it offensive that you say it sucks, since I am from Macedonia which is a former Yugoslavian state

  • @jernejkac3146
    @jernejkac3146 3 роки тому +485

    Dua lipa: I look like all you need.
    Random Serb: you don't look like Kosovo.

  • @BalkanOdyssey_
    @BalkanOdyssey_ 6 років тому +671

    Basically all of our sports national teams (Primarily basketball, football, tennis, handball and waterpolo) would be illegal because even by looking at it objectively, we'd simply be too strong...

    • @bhutang
      @bhutang 6 років тому +19

      eh youd still lose to the us in basketball

    • @waqaflaqa1962
      @waqaflaqa1962 6 років тому +12

      You're right
      I'm sure that if yugoslavia wpuld still exist there would be stars above our football team logo, we got so many football talents from all ex-yu countries

    • @tarikmuratovic8773
      @tarikmuratovic8773 6 років тому +3

      Like dzeko from bosnia

    • @tantantunkeladiwewe8258
      @tantantunkeladiwewe8258 6 років тому +8

      Yeah, Mandzukic sure would be a terrifying force.

    • @AlexMappingHD
      @AlexMappingHD 6 років тому

      hello bro XD

  • @haris6772
    @haris6772 5 років тому +1485

    alternate title : "What if Tito came back from the dead?"

    • @redphoenix1276
      @redphoenix1276 4 роки тому +164

      Every Balkan politician gets sent to Goli Otok

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 роки тому +102

      Ok Google, how to revive Tito?

    • @hilol9047
      @hilol9047 4 роки тому +27

      Well that would be cool

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 роки тому +32

      @Andrija Đurović he is. He is.

    • @aleksadjokic3657
      @aleksadjokic3657 4 роки тому +8

      @Andrija Đurović šta je bilo komunjaro, a? žao ti je što je govno crklo ? Dovoljno je budućnost Srbije upropastio, u svakom pogledu je zaslužio da crkne. Neznam uopšte zašto ustvari objašnjavam neke stvari detetu od najviše 10 do 12 godina jer očigledno ne zna ništa o istoriji.

  • @CarDusanGospodarSveta
    @CarDusanGospodarSveta 5 років тому +1874

    My Dad: *Watches video*
    Me: why you are crying so damn loud?

    • @nedeljkababic5826
      @nedeljkababic5826 5 років тому +70

      DUDE NOT FUNNY OR COOL DUDE THE CIVIL WAR WAS TERIABLE!!!

    • @TSN4152
      @TSN4152 5 років тому +61

      @@nedeljkababic5826 chill dude.

    • @nedeljkababic5826
      @nedeljkababic5826 5 років тому +39

      @@TSN4152 didn't mean to sound heated! But the civil War is no laughing matter!

    • @TSN4152
      @TSN4152 5 років тому +18

      @@nedeljkababic5826 i understand. Sorry.

    • @nedeljkababic5826
      @nedeljkababic5826 5 років тому +19

      @@TSN4152 alright no problem!

  • @FakeDelTaco
    @FakeDelTaco 2 роки тому +39

    I mean, if Yugoslavia had a good PR team, they could paint their diversity as a strength, a step forward into the modern world. They could also point out that many squabbling nations are worse when the time comes than a single, stronger nation.

    • @froglifes6829
      @froglifes6829 Рік тому

      None of the countries want diversity lol

  • @chernousstripus1846
    @chernousstripus1846 6 років тому +717

    well
    Bakir,Vucic and Kolinda would be on Goli Otok.

    • @Jack-dw3mp
      @Jack-dw3mp 6 років тому +4

      Loool

    • @tihi1788
      @tihi1788 6 років тому +28

      The Yugoslavian Gulag ... lmao

    • @turcorumtabul9524
      @turcorumtabul9524 6 років тому +26

      @@tihi1788 Not so gulag but what about call 'Alcatraz'

    • @jeote5338
      @jeote5338 6 років тому

      Haha...care

    • @Andrea-hl3ty
      @Andrea-hl3ty 6 років тому +30

      Pa jbt svi politicari bi tamo bili, ne bi bilo vise mjesta... A mi bi bili sretni, sjebali su nas, prodavali nam lazne price, a mi, mi smo to progutali i poubijali se...

  • @huzo7845
    @huzo7845 4 роки тому +845

    Countries for Third Yugoslavija: whole world
    Countries against Third Yugoslavia: Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro and Macedonia

    • @mastrorick
      @mastrorick 4 роки тому +17

      turkey

    • @huzo7845
      @huzo7845 4 роки тому +8

      @@mastrorick Why turkey

    • @mastrorick
      @mastrorick 4 роки тому +103

      @@huzo7845 I wanted to make some beef, I've heard the only thing balkan countries agree is in hating turkey for who knows what

    • @huzo7845
      @huzo7845 4 роки тому +6

      @@mastrorick I dont hate turkey

    • @velimirpavlovic1795
      @velimirpavlovic1795 4 роки тому +13

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread The serbians govorment wanted serbia to anex bosnia and hercegovonia montegro and the whole of dalmacia

  • @honestpenaldo
    @honestpenaldo 4 роки тому +657

    rakitic, modric, mandzukic, dzeko, savic, pjanic, oblak, jovic, tadic and ibrahimovic all on the same team

  • @marshallgrek997
    @marshallgrek997 3 роки тому +45

    Fun fact: there was a guy named Ρήγας Φεραίος (rigas fereos) who wrote "Θούριος"(thurios) and expressed his ideology of a united balkan empire, containing greece, serbia, bulgaria, north macedonia, montenegro, bosnia and croatia. Well, it didn't happened.

    • @Proud_Macedonian7766
      @Proud_Macedonian7766 2 роки тому +1

      Your greek that's why you say that

    • @filip6994
      @filip6994 6 місяців тому

      yup and he was killed in Nebojsa Tower, located in the heart of Belgrade.

  • @twistedgwazi5727
    @twistedgwazi5727 6 років тому +375

    This video is the first time somebody's voice on UA-cam actually sounds really different when they get sick.

    • @EvilParagon2
      @EvilParagon2 6 років тому +5

      Achievement Hunter's Let's Play Minecraft - Monopoly.

    • @kerimzuss604
      @kerimzuss604 6 років тому

      GD MCB_Blazar i

    • @zvise94
      @zvise94 6 років тому +7

      So true. I was thinking what is different about his voice today?

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 3 роки тому +1

      indeed

  • @nonameguy3665
    @nonameguy3665 5 років тому +666

    If Yugoslavia reunited again, 2018 football world cup champions is Yugoslavia not France

    • @TheStarcoMarco
      @TheStarcoMarco 5 років тому +20

      But how do we need to restore Yugoslavia? We must restore USSR first and then wait until Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia and Albania became Communist then Yugoslavia can be restored. Yugoslavia cannot be restored if Serbia was surrounded by the enemies.

    • @nonameguy3665
      @nonameguy3665 5 років тому +11

      @@TheStarcoMarco It's so sad bro it's hard to reuion Yugoslavia because of Today former Yugoslavia countries they are hate each other Serb hate Croats,Bosnian hate Serb,Serb hate Albanian in Kosovo Yugoslavia will never come back to reunion again forever they break up just because of different ethics group different religion

    • @svismomiante4519
      @svismomiante4519 5 років тому +2

      @ClandestineOstrich hahaha exactly

    • @svismomiante4519
      @svismomiante4519 5 років тому +1

      If it was reunited then they not even pass the group man

    • @mattaki
      @mattaki 5 років тому +16

      If the game had a different referee, 2018 football world cup champions would be Croatia not France

  • @MogManDog
    @MogManDog 6 років тому +239

    It's a conspiracy.
    They are still one actual country, but this way they can send more participants to Eurovision and give each other 12 points more efficiently.

  • @DoctorDaniReal
    @DoctorDaniReal 3 роки тому +274

    If it reunited today, it would collapse tomorrow.
    -Donald Potato

  • @redstrangers.
    @redstrangers. 5 років тому +1099

    Wheres france?
    Map:here
    Wheres America?
    Map:over there
    Wheres Yugoslavia?
    *hand on heart*right here...

    • @mylerwilson4879
      @mylerwilson4879 5 років тому +29

      Croatians: *lose all their heart*

    • @kixon1872
      @kixon1872 4 роки тому +1

      @@mylerwilson4879 thats not true

    • @mylerwilson4879
      @mylerwilson4879 4 роки тому +5

      KIXON 1 oh I don’t think so

    • @kixon1872
      @kixon1872 4 роки тому

      @@mylerwilson4879 how can you be so rude

    • @rasputinthesoup8351
      @rasputinthesoup8351 4 роки тому +19

      @@kixon1872 croatia hated to be in that popo state

  • @raufowaty2
    @raufowaty2 4 роки тому +426

    4:01 That ship in the middle tho.

  • @stefanbvn4168
    @stefanbvn4168 4 роки тому +813

    Ozbiljne teme has left the chat.

  • @kartoitska8944
    @kartoitska8944 2 роки тому +51

    if yugoslavia reunited today it would fall apart again 4 seconds later

  • @ArezinaM
    @ArezinaM 5 років тому +1062

    Sad kad citam komentare dosta nas zna engleski

    • @vivisectv
      @vivisectv 5 років тому +43

      I koristimo previše emotikona...

    • @ankaspika9412
      @ankaspika9412 5 років тому +11

      sarcophagu s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️😂💆‍♀️😂💆‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂💆‍♀️😂🤷‍♀️😂🤷‍♀️😂🤷‍♀️💆‍♀️

    • @socialniradnik
      @socialniradnik 5 років тому +4

      Da

    • @SevenJegeraJusovic
      @SevenJegeraJusovic 5 років тому +25

      Pa kad smo se toliko podelili li da smo mali i nebitni u svetu, prirodno dolazi do toga da se integrišemo u druge narode, prihvatamo njihovu kulturu itd

    • @teofiloljubisavljevic7943
      @teofiloljubisavljevic7943 5 років тому +15

      @@SevenJegeraJusovic ma vracanje jugoslavije je neizbezno i desice se kad tad. Ne mogu nase drzave opstati same sa sobom u sve gorim vremenima za nas. Ne postoji dzabe CCCC(samo sloga slovena spasava) a kako panslavije nece biti jel rysima niko ne treba jugoslavija ce se vratiti kad tad,naravno sa gomilom problema unutrasnjih a i spoljasnjih

  • @andrija5100
    @andrija5100 6 років тому +1522

    if we reuntie today, we would have the best basketball team in the world, the best football team in the world, the best handball team jn the world, the best waterpolo team in the world, the best tennis players in the world, we would have a few of the best mma fighters in the world, yea we would be op in sports

    • @mranonymous8815
      @mranonymous8815 6 років тому +31

      Spain was all of that and even more so what? It will fall apart anyway.

    • @ficfiric88
      @ficfiric88 6 років тому +60

      Andrija mate, i dont know which part of YU you come from but with all due respect, what you said YU will achieve if united....Serbia already achieved alone, ok apart from football we aint that good but im espeacially proud of our watersports teams coz they beat HR and MNE which have seas and are considered better at water things 😀😀😀

    • @yxcv22
      @yxcv22 6 років тому +12

      @@ficfiric88 pa sta ako imaju more? Sta to tacno znaci? Ahahhaha

    • @xcrohd1155
      @xcrohd1155 6 років тому +44

      @@ficfiric88 stari moj kakvo veze ima more s vaterpolom? Onda po tom vi imate vecu povrsinu pa bi trebali biti bolji u nogometu? Hahahahhaa aj doma spat

    • @Jskski99489.
      @Jskski99489. 6 років тому +4

      MMA fighters something about albanians?

  • @ankoranko8736
    @ankoranko8736 6 років тому +540

    If Yugoslavia united we would have the best soccer team in the world Goalkeepers like Handanovic, Begovic and Oblak. Defenders like Kolarov, Ivanovic, Subotic, Bicakcic, Vrsaljko and Kolasinac. Talented midfielders like Rakitic, Modric, Pjanic, Kovacic, Matic, Countless wingers like Visca, Perisic, Tadic and a few Serbian wingers in top leagues like England and Germany. Strikers like Mandzukic, Dzeko, Jovetic, Ibisevic, Mitrovic, and Ljajic. I'm sure there are many players I haven't mentioned.

    • @ankoranko8736
      @ankoranko8736 6 років тому +32

      Him Pim That's why international teams train and have friendly games against other international teams so they can improve their chemistry.

    • @reverse5163
      @reverse5163 6 років тому +52

      ZLATAN WOULD PLAY FOR YUGOSLAVIA :D

    • @danielzivkovic7936
      @danielzivkovic7936 6 років тому +14

      Milinkovic-Savic

    • @ankoranko8736
      @ankoranko8736 6 років тому +3

      Keep them players coming boys

    • @algertallaraj5671
      @algertallaraj5671 6 років тому +7

      xhaka shaqiri dzemaili behrami rashica berisha avdijaj gashi etc

  • @laudine878
    @laudine878 2 роки тому +7

    2:33 gotta intervene here, buddy. The reason Yugoslavia failed is not because of diversity, but because of corruption, greed and political interest of a small but vocal nationalist political leadership of Serbia. We as normal people always knew how to live with each other, it's the money that made a mess.

    • @PentaKillMedia
      @PentaKillMedia 7 місяців тому +2

      As a Serbian, I agree that our leadership was greedy and wanted to control and dominate the other Balkan countries. If Yugoslavia was handled with cooperation and trust, rather than ambitions of control, then the outcome would probably have been different.

  • @desnes5865
    @desnes5865 6 років тому +873

    European map would be so much easier

    • @snapsfromjass
      @snapsfromjass 5 років тому +122

      For Americans perhaps

    • @twitchclips3270
      @twitchclips3270 5 років тому +98

      I can name all the countries in Europe, It's super easy.

    • @toonballoon6244
      @toonballoon6244 5 років тому +45

      @@snapsfromjass Whether you know Europe or not, it would be easier regardless

    • @toonballoon6244
      @toonballoon6244 5 років тому +11

      Most Americans aren't that interested in the world, which isn't neccessarily a bad thing.
      Europe is less stressful in terms of the jobs, it's much less competitive than the US which developed more of a independent idea

    • @toonballoon6244
      @toonballoon6244 5 років тому +10

      @@timp.5451 *World* Geography isn't all that important. Especially when you're not planning to travel anytime out the country.
      It's not our fault you care enough to learn about us, doesn't mean we need to to know Lithuania and Latvia.
      As far as I know, Americans know where the relevant countries are.
      Why are Europeans coming at Americans only? I'm sure if you asked a random Russian or Chinese on the street to point where Estonia is they'd be just as clueless.
      When America gets noisy Europeans gets triggered. When America finally ignores and leaves the world alone, Europeans get triggered

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 5 років тому +255

    we could be friends over burek and beer
    but it aint that simple is it

    • @kerimkodzaga2463
      @kerimkodzaga2463 5 років тому +27

      It should be
      Glory to Yugoslavia

    • @matejkostovski4918
      @matejkostovski4918 5 років тому +10

      Abe burek I jogurt a ne burek I pivo toj e grozno

    • @gonidagamer9220
      @gonidagamer9220 5 років тому +6

      Not beer you uncultred its raki

    • @versaarchi
      @versaarchi 5 років тому +3

      Replace beer with some nice Macedonian or Serbian rajika

    • @Doclea1
      @Doclea1 5 років тому +2

      Beer maybee, but the Burek no, war will be started again..

  • @DeeDee-fl6lc
    @DeeDee-fl6lc 6 років тому +430

    2018 what if Yugoslavia reunited today?
    2067 what if the United States reunited today?

  • @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea
    @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea 2 роки тому +19

    There would be a new world cup champion in all kinds of sports for sure

  • @Suth1172
    @Suth1172 4 роки тому +279

    Considering how 81% of former Yugoslavs view Yugoslavia positively, 4% Negatively and 15% Neutrally, I guess it's possible.
    However it mostly only extends to a nostalgia for Yugoslavia and not a willingness to actually reunite...

    • @SuperSERBDUDE
      @SuperSERBDUDE 3 роки тому +39

      @J J Serbs do not view Yugoslavia as a Greater Serbia.

    • @froglifes6829
      @froglifes6829 2 роки тому +26

      @J J Thats not true. Go ask people here in Zagreb they will tell you that life was better in yugoslavia.

    • @gaymerass2343
      @gaymerass2343 2 роки тому +14

      if we are all from ‘Yugoslavia’ then why r we all speaking english rn

    • @gaymerass2343
      @gaymerass2343 2 роки тому +10

      @J J No us bosnians actually don’t mind anything about yugoslavia we would love if there were no wars or problems now we j have less respect for serbs

    • @lukav3509
      @lukav3509 2 роки тому

      @J J I'm probably the only Serbian who wants Yugoslavia but not as greater Serbia, tbh I just want anybody other than cocksucker vucic to be in charge

  • @sgp7931
    @sgp7931 5 років тому +578

    people crying about how they want Yugoslavia back but they are the one who wanted it divided....

    • @blindtherapper2470
      @blindtherapper2470 5 років тому +63

      It's just balkan people not knowing what they want and not understanding statehood and economics, the usual...

    • @poki580
      @poki580 5 років тому +55

      Nah croats by and large dont want it back

    • @poki580
      @poki580 5 років тому +50

      @I C ok boomer

    • @bazookaboss332
      @bazookaboss332 5 років тому +7

      If by 'they' you mean Croats and Slovenes then yes.

    • @tevzrus4220
      @tevzrus4220 5 років тому +3

      Our Grandparents fought over it not us

  • @kajaverlinsek9609
    @kajaverlinsek9609 5 років тому +256

    You know when you said croatia hates slovenia... Only the government does... I have a best friend that is from croatia and we dont really hate each other...

    • @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621
      @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621 5 років тому +28

      Respect from Croatia, politicians from both sides divide us :( but Piran is still Croatia tho

    • @k.a.2253
      @k.a.2253 5 років тому +9

      Slažem se,sa Slovencima nikad problem nismo imali nit oni žele naše more kolko nit mi želimo išta njihovo

    • @IllyrianPrince14
      @IllyrianPrince14 5 років тому +13

      all the conflicts, all the actions, all the ideas created in our head and the hate is the outcome of government. this isnt the case just here but everywhere. too bad we are too stubborn to move on. no one blamed germany and its people for the actions of hitler and his party. they recognized their mistakes, apologized, took the penalty and moved on. until the countries in ballkan do that, we will forever be fools to the world. and its a shame because our people are truly very talented and bright. but brainwashed :(

    • @duledemon6576
      @duledemon6576 5 років тому +5

      zasto bi bilo ko mrzeo Slovence xD

    • @Lawrance_of_Albania
      @Lawrance_of_Albania 5 років тому +15

      Pa i ne bi trebao niko da ih mrzi,oni i makedonci su bili najpravedniji,oni su izasli u tisini i nikog nisu hteli da diraju,a mi crno gorci,srbi,hrvati i bosanci smo ispali najvece budale

  • @hanggaraaryagunarencagutuh7072
    @hanggaraaryagunarencagutuh7072 Рік тому +17

    As an Indonesian, I wish Yugoslavia to be reunited once again. We Indonesians are also comprised of many ethnicities like Yugoslavians.

    • @mjama2132
      @mjama2132 Рік тому

      No because some of the countrys in "yugoslavia" is muslim and the serbs kill a lot of muslim so no

    • @HeroManNick132
      @HeroManNick132 3 місяці тому

      That sounds like how Russia is trying to establish the USSR. Stop believing in this propaganda.

  • @brobot_8371
    @brobot_8371 5 років тому +574

    Don't do that, don't give me hope.

    • @leofiala184
      @leofiala184 4 роки тому +22

      No it would be horrible

    • @roman648
      @roman648 4 роки тому +25

      There is hope, put aside peaty differences and unite!

    • @ye4601
      @ye4601 4 роки тому +2

      BroBot_ it would be cool to see it unite but remember this is the Balkans. There will always be heated arguements

    • @macedonianmapping7206
      @macedonianmapping7206 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t be sad.. 😂
      In my video, I formed Yugoslavia in a game..😀👍😂

    • @stugiii3220
      @stugiii3220 4 роки тому

      @@macedonianmapping7206 hoi4?

  • @HistoryMarche
    @HistoryMarche 6 років тому +540

    One of the great "what if's". Used to be a beautiful country with massive potential... shame it all went to pieces. But who knows, views on ethnicity and religion are evolving, maybe these countries could look past their differences and reunite in the future.

    • @themovement2012
      @themovement2012 6 років тому +42

      unfortunately that seems very unlikekly... tensions are high even up until this day.

    • @HistoryMarche
      @HistoryMarche 6 років тому +47

      True. But lest we forget, it took Germany 50 odd years to reunite after WW2, albeit in part due to the East-West divide. In contrast it has been little over 20 years since the the end of the war in Yugoslavia. Countries of former Yugoslavia each have rich cultures in their own right, so I choose to be optimistic :D Who knows what the future holds... maybe during the next 20, 30, 40 years?

    • @gamerisrbija
      @gamerisrbija 6 років тому +4

      HistoryMarche It doesn't matter, they'll be united in the European Union anyway

    • @gigasigma8373
      @gigasigma8373 3 роки тому +5

      lol no.

    • @ScorpioN-mm5pd
      @ScorpioN-mm5pd 3 роки тому +21

      @@HistoryMarche Well i hope so, if America and NATO dont push their nose around everywhere another Yugoslavia might have a chance, staying optimistic. And as a Serb that knows what hell we went through in the past, with over 1000 years of wars, constantly just defending our country while everyone says we are terrorists, somehow im not angry and i see that the unification of our Balkan Nations seems like a great way to improve our past.
      Lets just again hope that USA and NATO respect our morals and not their opportunities to gain power wherever they see it in the world, also the biggest reason NATO even went to war with us 20+ years ago, because of stupid Gold Mines...
      Im guessing it will be hard, since everyone today is looking for power, not for the greater of other people and i think thats a big factor that kills any idea of unification, but hey - maybe some person with an actual brain comes to fix all of that. Who knows.......

  • @glennkawabata7402
    @glennkawabata7402 6 років тому +51

    Yugoslavia would have an awesome football team

    • @ukLz666
      @ukLz666 6 років тому +1

      Koko Noloco Lol.

  • @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle
    @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle 3 роки тому +7

    If Yugoslavia united today:
    Croatia: "Venice is ours!"
    Italy: "Oh shit, here we go again."
    Serbia: "Time to remove baklava from the map."
    Albania: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit."
    Bosnia: "Sorry mate, you're on your own."
    Turkey: "Can we visit again?"
    Greece: "No!"
    Macedonia: "What about us?"
    Bulgaria: "We will adopt you."
    India: "Excuse me, have you had Indians in your life yet?"
    Romania: "[closes door]"
    Montenegro: "Wha' we united again?"

    • @bobo-_-
      @bobo-_- 3 роки тому

      100% representation of montenegrins

  • @milosdordevic5891
    @milosdordevic5891 4 роки тому +1850

    In this case, USA dream team would never beat us in basket 😘

  • @Aaffton
    @Aaffton 6 років тому +18

    You sound sick, I hope you feel better!

  • @frantschou2369
    @frantschou2369 6 років тому +168

    Better question would be "what if yugoslavia never broke appart ?"

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 6 років тому +3

      Ljepa slika brate Srbine!

    • @tvrtko7323
      @tvrtko7323 6 років тому +12

      Vuk Vukovski
      It would be stronger then USA haha

    • @TheVeiledEclispe
      @TheVeiledEclispe 6 років тому

      Force et Puissance you wish

    • @luka3292
      @luka3292 6 років тому +12

      that could mean two things: 1. serbia defated croatia and other nations and is hegemonic over every nation in the country 2. the countries in jugoslavia found peace and everyone had the same rights (which will never happen with the serbian ideas about the great serbia)

    • @dejanmilchevksi9607
      @dejanmilchevksi9607 6 років тому +4

      It would be in the Top 5 strongest countries in the world in military,soccer and all those kind of stuff

  • @jamesscott2894
    @jamesscott2894 2 роки тому +8

    Fun Fact, as of February 2019 (roughly a year after this vid), FYROM and the Greeks diplomatically resolved the "Macedonia" name dispute, with FYROM officially changing their name to the Republic of North Macedonia.

    • @julxzhyyy
      @julxzhyyy Рік тому

      "Diplomatically" after a failed referendum about changing Macedonia's name, corrupted parliament members voted in favor of changing the name

  • @brizzlefizzle
    @brizzlefizzle 5 років тому +210

    Yugoslavia 2: Deluxe Edition

    • @lucijadika8574
      @lucijadika8574 5 років тому +6

      there was already yugoslavija 2 and it was shit

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 роки тому +4

      @@lucijadika8574 Yugoslavia 2 was perfect. Yugoslavia 3 was shit.

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 4 роки тому +3

      Titoist Yugoslavia was already Yugoslavia 2. Yugoslavia 1 was the one that was formed immediately after the First World War.

  • @DarkoFitCoach
    @DarkoFitCoach 6 років тому +57

    in sports it would be the mightiest nation in europe, almost even in the world. sports level is INSANLY high in yugoslavian countries

    • @lolgamer4265
      @lolgamer4265 6 років тому +4

      bustinasscoach of course slovenia and croatia is the best!

    • @bananamen2316
      @bananamen2316 2 роки тому

      @@lolgamer4265 Don't forget! Macedonia is the best at handball and Serbia is the best at basketball.

    • @lolgamer4265
      @lolgamer4265 2 роки тому

      @@bananamen2316 true that...also serbia is also really good at waterpolo

  • @暗夜冷風
    @暗夜冷風 5 років тому +1745

    Time Traveller : What are you watching?
    Me : A video about Yugoslavia.
    Time Traveller : Do you mean “The third Yugoslavia Empire”.
    Me : 😮😀😃

  • @stechnicalmike3058
    @stechnicalmike3058 3 роки тому +20

    Bruh I am 20, from Macedonia, I worked in Slovenia for a year and have been all around Ex-Yugoslavia. We are not that diverse, I understand all languages and can speak back with my own language and people can understand, only Albanians are a little different but here in Macedonia ( or North Macedonia, whatever ) we have been living together for years. There have been conflicts in the past but it has come to a time when now, in university, I am working with Albanian students on projects and people are living together with no trouble. We should stop fighting against each other and look towards the future, no big Albania, no Big Macedonia that stretches to Thessaloniki, No Big Bulgaria, no ancient empires of the past, but a new modern Yugoslavia (maybe with a new name) without the propaganda centered politics of the past would be great for the people in the Balkans. We can live together in harmony, enjoy a stable economy and kick every countries ass in every sport. I hope the conflicts stop one day and we can enjoy peace with no corruption for once.

    • @milotfokusi2124
      @milotfokusi2124 3 роки тому +6

      Albanian of kosova here. Beautiful comment.
      Respect bro
      We need people that build for peace and not for divisions and wars.

    • @АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы
      @АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы 3 роки тому +3

      true, but i think that the Americans will try to separate us again, America has, is, and always will want to be the most powerful countries in the world. Поздрав брате!

    • @milotfokusi2124
      @milotfokusi2124 3 роки тому +2

      @@АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы it’s true but not only America, also Greece, Turkey, Italy, Russia ..
      All want to be strong

    • @АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы
      @АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы 3 роки тому

      @@milotfokusi2124 yes but if you look at it like that, every country wants to be big, i think America is the main problem amongst those other ones because America is already big and strong, so they aren't scared of anyone.

    • @milotfokusi2124
      @milotfokusi2124 3 роки тому

      @@АнтониоКрстевски-ч7ы well all states that are bigger or stronger are problem for those who are less strong. Take example Turkey is problem for little Armenia. Russia is problem for little Ukraine or little Georgia. And so on..

  • @bih_mae8705
    @bih_mae8705 6 років тому +7936

    Like ko je sa Balkana😂

  • @nathanwood4614
    @nathanwood4614 6 років тому +10

    I hope you feel better. Doesn't matter if your voice sounds like that we are all thankful that you uploaded

  • @lordpinochetuttp3819
    @lordpinochetuttp3819 6 років тому +153

    Strongest forces in the universe :
    5. Gravity
    4. Electromagnetism
    3. Weak Nuclear force
    2. Strong Nuclear force
    1. Balkan nationalism

    • @Dac_DT_MKD
      @Dac_DT_MKD 6 років тому +11

      Every country in the Balkan says it's the oldest.

    • @Aalju
      @Aalju 6 років тому +2

      LordPinochetUTTP no those are 6 5 4 3 and 2... The strongest force is the force
      May the force be with you

    • @Fujin69
      @Fujin69 6 років тому

      LordPinochetUTTP You Forgot God

    • @7ultras157
      @7ultras157 6 років тому

      Dac DT but ur country was created in 1991

    • @gp2272
      @gp2272 6 років тому

      LordPinochetUTTP True!

  • @pottsie_era
    @pottsie_era Рік тому +10

    if Yugoslavia EVER reunited
    it would have multiple people running the country to represent all ethnicities
    because one ethnicity can't run the country because all the others wouldn't be happy.

    • @cultmamacultmama3571
      @cultmamacultmama3571 Рік тому +1

      Well, that is exactly how it was run while Yugoslavia existed. They always had a multi-ethnic presidency (like a board of presidents consisting of 6 presidents of republics = Collective Presidency) and the chair (sort of main president = President of the Presidency) was rotating annually - every year it was a person from a different republic (rotating presidency) and every republic got its turn. Actually the system was pretty genius. (Of course that system only started after Tito died in 1980 - while he was alive, he was always the President obviously). You can look up on Wikipedia "President of the Presidency of Yugoslavia" - you can see every time it is someone from a different Yugoslav republic/or SAP Kosovo/Vojvodina.

    • @HeroManNick132
      @HeroManNick132 3 місяці тому +1

      If Bosnia and Herzegovina already doesn't have that.

  • @StudioMoonTV
    @StudioMoonTV 6 років тому +885

    What if Czechoslovakia reunited today

    • @welp4576
      @welp4576 6 років тому +2

      StudioMoonTV
      Do

    • @sploochtasticyt379
      @sploochtasticyt379 6 років тому +77

      StudioMoonTV nothing happens

    • @matijabrajovic6370
      @matijabrajovic6370 6 років тому +73

      You'll have more beer

    • @janezvalva
      @janezvalva 6 років тому +8

      @studiomoontv: if Czechoslovakia reunited today then i will kick your ass

    • @kociakarma1237
      @kociakarma1237 6 років тому +39

      StudioMoonTV Nah. It would be boring. It's just 2 countries.

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 років тому +160

    bro why u recording while u got a cold

    • @harun2486
      @harun2486 6 років тому +3

      Sorry if I sound rude but i love your videos .
      Best dog breed ???

    • @Mylris
      @Mylris 6 років тому +2

      why did you have to say that? I know its a big youtuber but still act normal

    • @buuree4752
      @buuree4752 6 років тому

      To Entertain us

    • @Nitrousoxidification
      @Nitrousoxidification 6 років тому +1

      Bro, why u here while your channel is not uploading more great content? :P

    • @kongamer4847
      @kongamer4847 6 років тому +1

      Lol i noticed that

  • @themud706
    @themud706 6 років тому +261

    About the language please don't listen to anyone who is saying that we have different languages, the difference is like UK-US-Australia...

    • @anotheraccount2052
      @anotheraccount2052 6 років тому +2

      theMud I see the difficulties an also be the dialect you speak but that’s the same

    • @kristianhorvat4333
      @kristianhorvat4333 6 років тому +6

      one Serb said: "those Croats constantly creates new words, but it's no use to them, coz we catch up fast" .. you see, they are actually speaking Croatian, using Croat grammar, latin alphabet, and gregorian calendar .. always looking toward Croatia trying to take a snatch ..

    • @frankozrin5611
      @frankozrin5611 6 років тому +13

      Standard Croatian and Standard Serbian actually have bigger differences in vocabulary than US vs. UK English. Nevertheless, the two are still the same language because both countries picked the Eastern Herzegovinian dialect, part of the Eastern Shtokavian dialects, as their standard. Eastern Shtokavian dialects used to be spoken actually by Serbs, while Western Shtokavian dialects were spoken by Croatians (as well as the Bosniaks). If Croatians had introduced the old Dubrovnik dialect or the old Slavonian dialect, Croatian and Serbian would be considerably less intelligible. The difference would be massive if Croatian used the old Rijeka (Reka) dialect and Serbian the Niš dialect.

    • @karcavida3250
      @karcavida3250 6 років тому

      Franko Zrin that's interesting, could you provide your sources? I'd like to read more about it.

    • @frankozrin5611
      @frankozrin5611 6 років тому

      karcavida That Serbian and Croatian are based on the Eastern Herzegovinian dialect, you can check that yourself on google, it is anyway a known fact. If you are curious about the Western Shtokavian Slavonian dialect, read the book "Sveta Rožalija" by Antun Kanižlić (you either buy it or read the untranslated copy on wikizvor) and you will see the differences in grammar and vocabulary. The conservative Dubrovnik dialect is best shown by writers Džore Držić and Šiško Menčetić, read their books and then also read "Judita" by Marko Marulić and you will see how similar the Shokavian Dubrovnik dialect is to the Chakavian Split dialect. For the works of Džore Držić and Marko Marulić, I suggest you read the versions that provide a translation of words. I can find it for you when I got time. You will see that these Shtokavian dialects from Croatia actually differ a lot from Eastern Herzogivinian which is the base for both Standard Serbian and Croatian.

  • @josealejandrosirokesteve4450
    @josealejandrosirokesteve4450 3 роки тому +8

    What a nostalgia!!! To reunite countries, viceroyalties and empires that don"t exist anymore!!!

  • @ghostie7776
    @ghostie7776 4 роки тому +124

    4:02 dat boat got some moves tho

  • @user-ys3xr9bl7f
    @user-ys3xr9bl7f 4 роки тому +75

    People are saying it’s impossible to reunite because of the ethnic and religious differences. This is only the case for our parents who grew up in Jugoslavija and had to flee from the war. But the younger generations are starting not to care and we are accepting each other, we are realising that we are more similar to each other than different, we are stronger together.
    🙌🇷🇸🇧🇦🇭🇷🇲🇪🇲🇰🇸🇮🙌

    • @ScorpioN-mm5pd
      @ScorpioN-mm5pd 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @abbestaabouri
      @abbestaabouri 3 роки тому +18

      As war becomes a distant memory, and old wounds heal, anything is possible.

    • @user-ys3xr9bl7f
      @user-ys3xr9bl7f 3 роки тому +4

      @@abbestaabouri wonderfully said

    • @ScorpioN-mm5pd
      @ScorpioN-mm5pd 3 роки тому +2

      @@abbestaabouri Beautiful

    • @trolleurdurden5534
      @trolleurdurden5534 2 роки тому +1

      There is no ethnic differences, all Yugoslavs are actually the same ethnic group.

  • @Evolver10286
    @Evolver10286 6 років тому +148

    Pisaću na našem jeziku jer nas je oko 20 i kusur miliona, a i pored toga naš jezik svi ignorišu. Elem, drugari Jugosloveni, naša država se raspala jer po prirodi ne volimo autoritet, a to neradnici i lažovi znaju da iskoriste. I to big time.
    Imali smo državu u kojoj smo se svi voleli ma koje nacionalnosti da smo bili. Bratimili smo se, ženili i udavali pola veka. Sve religije su živele u totalnoj harmoniji. Narod je gradio i pri tim "radnim akcijama" gde su učili kako da rade i da žive, nalazili su i ljubavi i bili srećni. Niko se nije žalio da mu kasni plata ili da ne može na more. Niko se nije žalio da nema stan, zato što mu je firma davala stan.
    Niko nije smeo da se kači sa nama, pa ni taj famozni Sovjetski Savez. Dok smo bili jedinstveni imali smo 4. vojsku u svetu. To nisam verovao dok NATO nije počeo da nas bombarduje. Pa su se svi krstili kada se nebo zabeli od hiljada topova koji su tukli te iste NATO avione... Kada su počeli tenkovi da idu na jug, majko mila, ceo grad se tres'o. Samo šteta što se nisu ušetali ameri da se ćeramo. I sad bi se verovatno ćerali. Elem, braćo Hrvati, Slovenci, Crnogorci, Bosanci i Makedonci, isti smo, hteli to vi da priznate ili ne.
    Jedini problem u svemu tome je bila nezavisnost naše nekadašnje republike. Bila je samoodrživa. Imali smo sve industrije i opstali bi i da smo bili pod sankcijama 1000 godina. Ali je sve to bilo strateški raspoređeno po svim bratskim državama.
    Kapitalizam ne trpi nezavisna tržišta. Trebalo je razbiti naše industrije, otkupiti ih, uništiti i zameniti ih njihovim. Da bi novac iš'o kod njih. Na zapad. I tako su se našli lopovi, neradnici, i lažovi koji su jedva čekali da "diktator" umre. I od jednom su ti isti shvatili da kod nas Slovena postoji jedna emocija koja je mnogo jača od bilo koje ljubavi i pameti - mržnja. Nisu imali dovoljno pametnih stvari koje bi nam ponudili, pa su počeli da optužuju ostale nacionalnosti za sva zla i da obećavaju kako će ekonomija biti mnogo bolja ako svako od nas bude sam. Ne znam kako je iko u toj logici tada video neku istinu, ali su naši ljudi dovoljno po prirodi ratoborni pa su i u nedostatku pravog neprijatelja u svojoj braći videli zlo. A protiv zla se treba boriti.
    I tako, naši herojski političari nas zavadiše, razbiše, rasprodaše, i na račun svih nas, obogatiše. A mi... mi smo i dalje spremni da poverujemo u to kako nismo mi krivi... ne ne bato, krivi su ovi drugi, naše komšije, a samo po neko iz gomile šapne, "naša braća"... Kao da je to neka sramota.
    Nisam bio u ratu. Bio sam mali tada. Tinejdžer sam bio te 99te. Ne volim zapadne strukture iz očiglednih razloga. Poštujem što neki od vas njih vole, jer su vam saveznici. A treba poštovati saveznike... što jes jes. Ali pomislite da su nas sve lagali. Lagali su nas da bi iskoristili najstariju moguću vojnu taktiku (zavadi pa vladaj), a mi smo se svi primili kao ovce. Moja braćo, voleo bi da jednoga dana ponovo budemo svi zajedno, jer kad smo zajedno, Mnogo smo Zajebani!
    Svako dobro.

    • @vikikiki1541
      @vikikiki1541 6 років тому +5

      Aj se obrazuj i odi u šume

    • @milanazoric7482
      @milanazoric7482 5 років тому +6

      U pravu si,deda mi Srbin,baba Hrvatica,itd.

    • @marshaltito7369
      @marshaltito7369 5 років тому +12

      +Asd Dfg Nema veze sta ti mislis, mi (Slovinci, Hrvati, Bosanci, Srbi, Crno Gorci, Makedonci) najbolje radimo i najvise volimo jednog drugog kad smo zajedno.

    • @marshaltito7369
      @marshaltito7369 5 років тому +1

      @@asddfg9689 Kakav rat?

    • @oliverristic2805
      @oliverristic2805 5 років тому +2

      Nismo se nikad voleli ali svi su voleli tita tako da kad je tito umro sve se raspalo on je bio most izmedju Srba i Hrvata

  • @bogdankojic727
    @bogdankojic727 3 роки тому +61

    You forgot about part of forming Greater Slavia, where Russia and Yugoslavia become united, and become world's biggest force ever made.

    • @bogdankojic727
      @bogdankojic727 3 роки тому +9

      Поздрав из Београда : )

    • @darmarshorts5781
      @darmarshorts5781 3 роки тому +7

      imagine ALL slavic countries

    • @ram-lj9kz
      @ram-lj9kz 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know if they would become the strongest force world's has even seen but pretty strong probably

    • @NiteDriv3r
      @NiteDriv3r 2 роки тому

      Greater SLAVIA is all EAST WEST AND SOUTH SLAVIC COUNTRIES UNITED

    • @vuris5139
      @vuris5139 2 роки тому

      op

  • @MrPerooo1
    @MrPerooo1 6 років тому +39

    I love this video, but please take a break.
    You are sick, you sound sick, no one wants you to be sick.
    Get well first and then make videos, your health is more important.

    • @nerdomatic2489
      @nerdomatic2489 6 років тому +1

      I was like: You sound like you didn't sleep for 3 days. You OK?
      But then at the end I realised that he had a common cold - And I agree with you.

  • @vanstockholm3712
    @vanstockholm3712 6 років тому +292

    Me: *try not to cry*
    Me: *cry a lot*

  • @filip9587
    @filip9587 6 років тому +14

    I'm sorry that you're sick, hope you get well soon!! :)

  • @CvlturedSage
    @CvlturedSage 2 роки тому +22

    I’d love a reunited Yugoslavia. It fell before I was even born, haha. It’d be interesting to see what kind of politics their government would have, seeing as they were socialist for most of their history.

  • @wintermapping6588
    @wintermapping6588 5 років тому +390

    Yugoslavia dissolved year 1991
    USSR dissolved year 1991
    HMMMMMMM

  • @zazazaaazzzaaz
    @zazazaaazzzaaz 5 років тому +487

    if Yugoslavia reunite today, it will fall appart tomorrow

    • @Justice-qw7sj
      @Justice-qw7sj 5 років тому +17

      fuck you

    • @itsmekrazyb
      @itsmekrazyb 4 роки тому +9

      @@Justice-qw7sj why

    • @Justice-qw7sj
      @Justice-qw7sj 4 роки тому +7

      @@itsmekrazyb because he is insulting my country..

    • @damko47
      @damko47 4 роки тому +9

      Not if Tito were alive

    • @mauer594
      @mauer594 4 роки тому +2

      @@damko47 WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

  • @PKk1551
    @PKk1551 6 років тому +10

    If you're sick, please rest and get well soon.

  • @kalenajjaci796
    @kalenajjaci796 3 роки тому +55

    If we would be still together, we will have most wins and medals in sports, also we were friends with Russia and we were strong, this is why USA wanted us to split
    Thanks for 38 likes, never had more

    • @itztimy37
      @itztimy37 3 роки тому +2

      We??Not everyone likes Russia ffs

    • @kalenajjaci796
      @kalenajjaci796 3 роки тому +5

      Not friends in that way, we were just alliance with them and USA saw us as threaten to them.

    • @albinh.3149
      @albinh.3149 3 роки тому +11

      "Why the USA wanted us to split"
      Na. U splitted urself.

    • @kalenajjaci796
      @kalenajjaci796 3 роки тому +4

      @@albinh.3149 do u know how to read??? I said they WANTED us to split not that they splitted us

    • @albinh.3149
      @albinh.3149 3 роки тому

      @@kalenajjaci796 lol..

  • @hugobosske
    @hugobosske 6 років тому +45

    I would prefer nice relations over Yugoslavia. What good is one nation if our people are going to fight for dominance over another?

    • @luka3292
      @luka3292 6 років тому +2

      Ryder true exept for people fighting each other, serbia would be the only attacker trying to establish the great serbia

    • @hugobosske
      @hugobosske 6 років тому +4

      True, they are dominant in ex-Yugoslavia. But I really don't remember any such attempt.

    • @AM-sf7up
      @AM-sf7up 6 років тому

      Luka Dobrilović odakle si tennis loptiza 😂

  • @gustavrosengren6605
    @gustavrosengren6605 4 роки тому +51

    Dude you sound sick, take care man!

    • @cat-hd1gh
      @cat-hd1gh 3 роки тому

      This was 3 years ago lol

    • @Vak0
      @Vak0 3 роки тому

      @@cat-hd1gh this was 10 months ago lol

    • @cat-hd1gh
      @cat-hd1gh 3 роки тому

      @@Vak0 your comment was 3 hours ago lol

    • @Vak0
      @Vak0 3 роки тому

      @@cat-hd1gh your comment was 2 hours ago lol

    • @anisaalija5825
      @anisaalija5825 3 роки тому +1

      @@Vak0 your comment was 1 day ago lol

  • @George14Hurst88
    @George14Hurst88 5 років тому +209

    Yugoslavija still exist in our hearts

  • @vstrom650gr
    @vstrom650gr 3 роки тому +76

    Jokes aside, I give full support for the reunification of Yugoslavia

  • @dirtygoldxo1894
    @dirtygoldxo1894 6 років тому +18

    I'm from former Yugoslavia and these countries getting back together is hiiiighly unlikely. The chances of another war are in fact higher than the chances of a reunion. Sad

    • @AB-bg7os
      @AB-bg7os 6 років тому +2

      Thank God there won't be y Yugoslavia

    • @Chavez_Soria
      @Chavez_Soria 2 роки тому +1

      @@AB-bg7os bro even if you don't agree with what they did or stood for, another Yugoslavia would mean those countries have been REUNITED. They would be at peace with each other.

  • @cosminionascu
    @cosminionascu 5 років тому +115

    2018: what if yugoslavia reunited today?
    5019: what if Moldova, Wallachia and Transylvania were one country again?

    • @userrend
      @userrend 5 років тому +5

      What if the Kingdom of Hungary reunited again? >.

    • @andreibs7193
      @andreibs7193 5 років тому +10

      @@userrend Sure, back in Asia, where you came.

    • @userrend
      @userrend 5 років тому

      @@andreibs7193 lol what?

    • @andreibs7193
      @andreibs7193 5 років тому

      @@userrend Joke.

    • @Blue444Skies
      @Blue444Skies 5 років тому

      Yep lots of "what if", lots of hope but very few action...

  • @TheModfiier
    @TheModfiier 6 років тому +28

    Dude, you should make your "what if X reunited" videos more intertaining IMHO. You talk about numbers, but what will the economy of reunited country look like? What will they produce? Who are their biggest trade partners? What does the road map of such country look like? How much time will it take for me to get from Belgrade to Skopje without border control? How law of these countries is different by now and what are the biggest challenges in reuniting?

  • @toolazytocomeupwithsomething
    @toolazytocomeupwithsomething 2 роки тому +2

    to answer the question in the title: it would fall in the first few minutes

  • @mrsofthardcore6497
    @mrsofthardcore6497 6 років тому +462

    If Yugoslavia reunited today it will break tomorrow

    • @guestimator121
      @guestimator121 6 років тому +32

      MrSoftHardcore One day is too long

    • @Ciaccona255
      @Ciaccona255 6 років тому +15

      MrSoftHardcore under Tito would never brake. Maybe we can find us a modern day Tito to help us come together again.

    • @theUroshman
      @theUroshman 6 років тому +3

      Don't want to be picky, but you meant: If Yugoslavia reunited today it WOULD break ... (2nd conditional)

    • @gorazd4291
      @gorazd4291 6 років тому +3

      pretty much, Serbians will cal kim jong un to bombard Croatia...

    • @Entety303
      @Entety303 6 років тому +5

      Tito only put people in jail because of Nationalism.And he only killed his political oppnents...

  • @goatpolishcow4504
    @goatpolishcow4504 3 роки тому +126

    Yougoslavia : * reunites *
    All people how played a WW2 game or is historian : * visible happiness *

    • @aviationnow5103
      @aviationnow5103 3 роки тому +4

      nah, I’d rather not watch massacres in hospitals and peoples being executed for their ethnicity

    • @idkmyname-gy4qq
      @idkmyname-gy4qq 3 роки тому

      That is if it would escalate while being reunited

    • @aviationnow5103
      @aviationnow5103 3 роки тому

      @@idkmyname-gy4qq now, here’s a lesson in Balkan politics, don’t ever get involved or you will see some shit

    • @idkmyname-gy4qq
      @idkmyname-gy4qq 3 роки тому

      I am from Balkan, I know how it goes VERY well

    • @aviationnow5103
      @aviationnow5103 3 роки тому

      @@idkmyname-gy4qq you Serbian?

  • @carrot7512
    @carrot7512 5 років тому +130

    "I bless the rains down in Yugoslavia." -Tito

    • @Justice-qw7sj
      @Justice-qw7sj 5 років тому

      you took that line from Toto Africa...

    • @dragan3659
      @dragan3659 4 роки тому +1

      Sido Ga Zna Wow what an outstanding observation, it’s almost as if that was his intention and it was a joke?

    • @Justice-qw7sj
      @Justice-qw7sj 4 роки тому

      @@dragan3659 your entire life is a joke..

  • @AkiGavriloRadovic
    @AkiGavriloRadovic 2 роки тому

    Been waiting for someone to make this video

  • @XSunacX
    @XSunacX 6 років тому +128

    we would beat everyone in every sport

    • @pressstart66
      @pressstart66 6 років тому +17

      XSunacX the football team would be one of the best in Europe

    • @Stefanzizovv
      @Stefanzizovv 6 років тому +11

      pressstart66 in the WORLD!

    • @kaoticno6602
      @kaoticno6602 6 років тому

      Yes then we will be best

    • @okstar8371
      @okstar8371 6 років тому +5

      Basketball team would be unstoppable

    • @joezzz18
      @joezzz18 6 років тому +4

      @@bangi2757 OBLAK namesto Subašiča!

  • @alexhwang6421
    @alexhwang6421 6 років тому +200

    It would also be one of the best football teams in the world.

    • @Molekulasti
      @Molekulasti 6 років тому +6

      Meh, it would be Croats who would have to play for the whole team again.

    • @howareyou4763
      @howareyou4763 6 років тому +2

      And it would be the country with the worst human rights

    • @alexhwang6421
      @alexhwang6421 6 років тому +20

      Huh? Oblak, Savic, Kolarov, Matic, Pjanic, Milinkovic-Savic, Dzeko, Jovetic, etc. Don't act like it wouldn't be a massive upgrade.

    • @Molekulasti
      @Molekulasti 6 років тому +5

      Meh, weak. I mean, where are their results. Croatia has two WC medals already. All these you named don't have a single one combined.

    • @alexhwang6421
      @alexhwang6421 6 років тому +1

      Yikes.

  • @mimicon5640
    @mimicon5640 6 років тому +25

    yes but how many Toyota Corollas would fit into Yugoslavia

  • @Xanxevil
    @Xanxevil 2 роки тому +2

    So your telling me Elon musk could theoretically buy Yugoslavia

    • @saudade_9.
      @saudade_9. 2 роки тому

      not elon musk, but mr beast

  • @Pyretta
    @Pyretta 6 років тому +10

    Are you okay dude? You gotta cure that cold. Go get some rest :)

  • @37TheRudy
    @37TheRudy 6 років тому +122

    Slovenia and croatia being welthier in average than the other yugoslav countries has nothing to do with being inside the EU, it‘s been that way for decades

    • @driftingstrangers3877
      @driftingstrangers3877 5 років тому +23

      Tito has invested the most money in both of those countries more then other yugoslav countries

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 5 років тому +26

      @@driftingstrangers3877 Actually, Tito made job plans where other Balkan countries sent workers to Slovenia and Croatia and tried moving some Slovenian and Croatian factories to other countries so they could boost their economy. Slovenia and Croatia were already welthier from the beggining. The investments you're talking about were done to make more jobs for Bosnians and Serbians.

    • @omni-man3870
      @omni-man3870 5 років тому +1

      Serbia would because of Russia China and kosovo(Serbia)

    • @zmajooov
      @zmajooov 5 років тому +7

      @@TheArtonSlo Tito relocated some 80 factories from Serbia to Croatia and Slovenia in the name of brotherhood and unity after ww2, you might want to check your claims there buddy.

    • @adincustovic1539
      @adincustovic1539 5 років тому +2

      Luka kalu that’s why Serbia made Yugoslavia split up smh it’s their fault. And no one talked about how they killed over 15,000 Bosnians in 6 hours

  • @machiavelli9121
    @machiavelli9121 6 років тому +112

    *DO NOT SCROLL DOWN*

    • @tejmazwei
      @tejmazwei 6 років тому +3

      csgo fan spotted

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas 6 років тому +6

      *Too late!*