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  • @PowerUpT
    @PowerUpT  10 місяців тому +7

    Hey, check out the fast paced Punch Out esque game I'm making: Sock It!
    store.steampowered.com/app/1957430/Sock_It/

  • @nazeemoftheclouddistrict7205
    @nazeemoftheclouddistrict7205 2 роки тому +3170

    "Hey babe, nanomachines"

    • @haramberoth117
      @haramberoth117 2 роки тому +215

      *she proceeds to get up as your dog throws her a butter knife which she unsheathes and says* "lets dance"

    • @kitsinthewebs222
      @kitsinthewebs222 2 роки тому +43

      Best pickup line

    • @Hyukju_Cha
      @Hyukju_Cha 2 роки тому +35

      "Hey babe, cloud district"

    • @TheFrantastic
      @TheFrantastic 2 роки тому +55

      "How are you so hard?!"
      "Nanomachines, babe. They harden in response to sexual stimulation."

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 2 роки тому +20

      “Hey babe, nanomachines, son.”
      “what?”

  • @senatorium
    @senatorium 2 роки тому +3592

    I approve of this message

    • @PowerUpT
      @PowerUpT  2 роки тому +244

      Video courtesy of 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit

    • @senatorium
      @senatorium 2 роки тому +86

      @@PowerUpT Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed!

    • @armstrong3890
      @armstrong3890 2 роки тому +94

      Cousin?

    • @senatorium
      @senatorium 2 роки тому +79

      @@armstrong3890 Oh my goodness gracious 0_0

    • @Blazertazer
      @Blazertazer 2 роки тому +93

      Well if it isn't the saucy armstrongs, I'm a little late, as usual

  • @rustyshackleford2674
    @rustyshackleford2674 2 роки тому +1849

    The song, the small faces, the ending jokes, it's all perfect.

  • @cultistaautista
    @cultistaautista 2 роки тому +1643

    The ending is exquisite

  • @GMKGoji01
    @GMKGoji01 2 роки тому +1724

    And I go, "Penis? Hardens in response to physical trauma."
    AAAAAH!

    • @killerfishe5092
      @killerfishe5092 2 роки тому +79

      seems like someone has a cbt kink

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 2 роки тому +154

      MASOCHISTS, SON. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +45

      This reminds me of that one video where Raiden hardens in response to physical trauma

    • @roboalexjohn5353
      @roboalexjohn5353 2 роки тому +9

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj Which one is that?

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +13

      @@roboalexjohn5353 The roles are switched

  • @The_Holy_Wooomy
    @The_Holy_Wooomy 2 роки тому +333

    “How are you so hard?”
    “Nanomachines, babe. They harden in response to physical trauma”
    “That’s some kinky Ivy League shit”

  • @Merrgear
    @Merrgear 2 роки тому +704

    This implies he's into cbt and that's just the perfect little cherry on top

    • @magicstone3802
      @magicstone3802 2 роки тому +21

      Of course, It hardens in response to physical trauma

  • @nefarioulyte9996
    @nefarioulyte9996 Рік тому +195

    Zae_Dizzle is now online

    • @PowerUpT
      @PowerUpT  Рік тому +25

      I spent the duration of this video being up getting this comment and having no idea what it meant.
      I just figured out.

    • @СЕРГЕЙ_МАРКОВ_26
      @СЕРГЕЙ_МАРКОВ_26 Рік тому +3

      FinElly. I have not seen him for a long time...

  • @Liuhyhung
    @Liuhyhung 2 роки тому +449

    I look at the trash can
    "well if it isn't sussy jack"

    • @Blazertazer
      @Blazertazer 2 роки тому +62

      Raiden: are you high
      Armstrong: hmm yes, high on American spirit!

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому +3

      You ruined it.

    • @Blazertazer
      @Blazertazer 2 роки тому +13

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 My bad, thinking of max0rs metal gear rising incorrect summary video

    • @bonza1033
      @bonza1033 2 роки тому +3

      “And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart(TM) of a world.”

    • @kaarD04
      @kaarD04 2 роки тому +4

      @@bonza1033 What is walmart?

  • @WeedStriker
    @WeedStriker 2 роки тому +288

    The QTE section was perfect

  • @XoJIJIoY
    @XoJIJIoY 2 роки тому +123

    the ending is the embodiment of perfection

  • @Jorvalt
    @Jorvalt 2 роки тому +6

    WELL IF IT ISN'T SUSSY JACK

  • @hydroxideblue9367
    @hydroxideblue9367 2 роки тому +159

    I am absolutely not tired of Revengeanceposting

  • @ryebananabread7843
    @ryebananabread7843 2 роки тому +96

    that ending got me ROLLING BRO

  • @WonkOfWonkyness
    @WonkOfWonkyness 2 роки тому +42

    0:30 Biologically correct...

  • @PantherIsa
    @PantherIsa 2 роки тому +25

    Happy Birthday, MGR.

  • @Empostir
    @Empostir 2 роки тому +51

    I love how this was made BEFORE the Raden punching Armstrong meme became popular

  • @garfelf2102
    @garfelf2102 2 роки тому +25

    "They harden in responce to physical trauma" lmfao i cant

  • @Curve56_
    @Curve56_ 2 роки тому +427

    If I had a nickel for every time I unintentionally plagiarized the ding remixes of MGR songs on videos that came out before mine, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @kenneth2shu935
      @kenneth2shu935 2 роки тому +3

      I love your work!

    • @UTR465
      @UTR465 2 роки тому +2

      Nice phineas and ferb refenrence.

  • @ninjastreet5
    @ninjastreet5 2 роки тому +25

    THE SCREAMING AT THE END THO-

  • @Buff_Helpy
    @Buff_Helpy 2 роки тому +3

    He doesn't understand were making the mother of all omelettes!

  • @RaidenBosenmoriMeii
    @RaidenBosenmoriMeii 2 роки тому +14

    The dings are so out of sync and out of pitch that it makes this even better

  • @Fugginshidmypant
    @Fugginshidmypant 2 роки тому +43

    This is criminally underviewed

  • @codegeek98
    @codegeek98 2 роки тому +19

    The musical notes and the hardening clip really stole the show

  • @JetstreamSam343
    @JetstreamSam343 2 роки тому +6

    Less Armstrong
    More Jetstream Sam

  • @picklemorty2826
    @picklemorty2826 2 роки тому +2

    Is no one going to acknowledge how nostalgic the PS3 “friend online” notification at 0:22 was?

  • @truebruhmoment4667
    @truebruhmoment4667 2 роки тому +10

    "Making the Mother of all memes here jack!"
    "Can't fret over every poster!"

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 2 роки тому +1

    That last one.....

  • @QweRinatrtY
    @QweRinatrtY 2 роки тому +1

    boom, to the stratosphere you go

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +4

    And I said "Hey babe, underwear WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

  • @MotivatedVergil657
    @MotivatedVergil657 Рік тому +2

    Me Describing This Meme
    It Was Perfect , Down To The Last Little Details.

  • @senorlechuga8832
    @senorlechuga8832 2 роки тому +81

    You had the opportunity to edit Armstrong's "memes" when he said "memes". I'm so disappointed bro 😔

  • @virtualgumbo8459
    @virtualgumbo8459 2 роки тому +3

    The collaboration of memes recent and non-existent, quite saucy indeed good sir

  • @ethanmontgomery6132
    @ethanmontgomery6132 2 роки тому +1

    But how else can I bring him to THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES...

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 2 роки тому +3

    10/10 meme 💀💀💀

  • @arturowski4124
    @arturowski4124 2 роки тому +1

    0:08 I was in a server, right, and all of the channels are just making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack

  • @soundwave2825
    @soundwave2825 2 роки тому +1

    Sides exploding at "Hey babe, nanomachines son"

  • @hikaru-kun9359
    @hikaru-kun9359 2 роки тому +9

    Your edit was so good man,the timing was perfect

  • @tarkhantarkus
    @tarkhantarkus 2 роки тому +3

    I looked at a trash can and said "Well if it isn't Saucy Jack?"

  • @sure2074
    @sure2074 2 роки тому +10

    I wont be getting tired of *standing here, i realise, you were just like me trying to make history* any soon

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 9 місяців тому

    "They harden in response to physical trauma"

  • @American-patriot.
    @American-patriot. 3 місяці тому

    The last scene is golden

  • @brayhanzurbaransanchez8090
    @brayhanzurbaransanchez8090 2 роки тому +1

    All the channels are speaking about the mother of all ommelets Jack
    JAGSJAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJA THAT WAS AMAZING

  • @emoecstasy
    @emoecstasy Рік тому +2

    well if it isn't sussy jack

  • @FoxAzure
    @FoxAzure 2 роки тому +1

    0:30 "They harden to physical trauma"

  • @WhateverIfeelikedoing
    @WhateverIfeelikedoing 2 роки тому +1

    this is one of those memes that should never die and only be brought up when it is needed

  • @stranger7150
    @stranger7150 2 роки тому +1

    That is really well made

  • @GraspyourAwareness
    @GraspyourAwareness Рік тому

    "Hey babe Nanomachines son"
    Nice

  • @samsarex4318
    @samsarex4318 2 роки тому +1

    You can't kill something that's good Jackie

  • @samcross8532
    @samcross8532 Рік тому

    The fucking AHHHHHHH at the end i died bro 💀💀💀💀

  • @g.b.1532
    @g.b.1532 10 місяців тому

    I looked at my Pnis and said "They harden in response to physical trauma" 💀

  • @skeetskeet7041
    @skeetskeet7041 2 роки тому +1

    This is it. This is the best one.

  • @CommanderSummit
    @CommanderSummit 2 роки тому

    What's sad is that this is literally me

  • @Blackhaze-gm1yj
    @Blackhaze-gm1yj Рік тому

    "Hey babe, NANO MACHINES SON!"

  • @Someguy1302
    @Someguy1302 10 місяців тому

    Gonna start greeting my trash can: "Well if it isn't saucy Jack" now haha

  • @powelly287
    @powelly287 2 роки тому +1

    Nanomachines son

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 2 роки тому +1

    Standing here
    I realize
    You are just like me
    Trying to make history

  • @IronMoth.
    @IronMoth. 2 роки тому +1

    I too say "Nanomachines, Son" whenever i show my girlfriend my underwear

  • @MangoChannel
    @MangoChannel 2 роки тому +1

    I was in university of texas y'know and all the servers were college ball

  • @Nine-Ball
    @Nine-Ball 2 роки тому +9

    Senator would approve of this message

  • @MikeEhrmantraut598
    @MikeEhrmantraut598 Рік тому

    Hey babe, nanomachines, son

  • @lokithegecko9434
    @lokithegecko9434 2 роки тому +2

    The last two jokes were just flat out smart.

  • @braveryandpasion9510
    @braveryandpasion9510 2 роки тому +8

    If he wants to stop Armstrong, he will have to do so personally.

  • @burnflaze2346
    @burnflaze2346 2 роки тому +1

    perfection

  • @dankerbell
    @dankerbell 2 роки тому

    this is god-tier

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, that's pretty good

  • @artyomasterius8213
    @artyomasterius8213 Рік тому

    Zia Dizzle is now online 👌

  • @shouldbageneral2456
    @shouldbageneral2456 Рік тому

    “Hey babe, wake up! We need to create an objectivist utopia by burning the old political and justice system to the ground and rebuilding it in a frame of valuing and meriting physical strength and individual ideals over our current definition of morality, humanity and justice.”

  • @LK_35
    @LK_35 2 роки тому +2

    "My penis can harden in response to physical trauma" I'm dying
    Wait can Armstrong's nanomachines actually do that...

  • @BoltBlades12
    @BoltBlades12 2 роки тому +1

    *Don’t fuck with this Senator!!*

  • @thesatelliteslickers907
    @thesatelliteslickers907 2 роки тому +1

    You have become the Armstrong meme

  • @N5O1
    @N5O1 5 місяців тому

    this one is on the same level with Dolphin😂

  • @ickymango1666
    @ickymango1666 2 роки тому +1

    I like how this is actually true

  • @Fyrix363
    @Fyrix363 2 роки тому

    0:06 I can agree this is what discord has been recently because of my friend shay

  • @banditartist4112
    @banditartist4112 2 роки тому

    2x speed is perfect

  • @heastner
    @heastner 2 роки тому

    That’s me in a nutshell.

  • @roaringthunder8069
    @roaringthunder8069 2 роки тому

    That scream edit is absolute top notch. People here at work starin at me like im crazy howlin so hard

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Рік тому +1

    0:30 lmfao this didnt had to be that accurate

  • @thedude3065
    @thedude3065 2 роки тому

    standing here, I realize
    I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!!!!

  • @mushedups
    @mushedups 2 роки тому

    Missed chance for the "Armstrong?!" To be replaced with Raiden yelling "ARMSTRONG!!!!"

  • @user-tl8vx2pq2i
    @user-tl8vx2pq2i Рік тому

    Armstrong forever

  • @under9081
    @under9081 2 роки тому

    this is absolute fucking art

  • @sboop2669
    @sboop2669 2 роки тому

    Raiden at the end with the guy screaming is hilarious

  • @Sheesh7328
    @Sheesh7328 4 місяці тому

    Well, it’s confirmed stop posting about among us guy is a masochist

  • @devilfrog4209
    @devilfrog4209 2 роки тому

    *they harden to physical trauma* BRUH

  • @Prowz4ssin
    @Prowz4ssin 2 роки тому

    Probably the best shit I've seen this month.

  • @reii.4812
    @reii.4812 2 роки тому

    This but japanese goblin

  • @Darkcicada-pr5nx
    @Darkcicada-pr5nx 2 роки тому

    The balls harden

  • @maddoxbellrose7679
    @maddoxbellrose7679 2 роки тому

    I just realized standing here he has a girlfriend.

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel 2 роки тому

    “I looked at my penis and said ‘it hardens in response to physical trauma.’” My gut is about to bust from laughing so hard.

  • @veri0n19
    @veri0n19 4 місяці тому

    Zae_Dizzle is now online.

  • @jacekstasiak932
    @jacekstasiak932 2 роки тому +1

    NEVER

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 2 роки тому +7

    Every word he speaks is it's own meme.

  • @Slappy1q7
    @Slappy1q7 2 роки тому

    Well if it isn't saucy jack

  • @huhnx5
    @huhnx5 Рік тому

    0:30 hilarious because its actually true

  • @roboticintelligenceunit1a652
    @roboticintelligenceunit1a652 2 роки тому

    “They harden at physical trauma “
    Wit da peewees
    Lol

  • @STEPANUNIVERSAL
    @STEPANUNIVERSAL 2 роки тому +3

    Good one.

  • @greekpestnyc3145
    @greekpestnyc3145 2 роки тому

    Nice meme, just wanted to let you know that Zae_Dizzle was online at 0:22

  • @charmaci
    @charmaci 2 роки тому

    The ending killed me lmao