Brandon Burk um ya honor. I have an article of evidence I’d like to submit to the court. I was just listening to Dr. Drew After Dark with Mark Normand and at at 44:10 Blueban looses his shit and Drew says “wow Nadav liked that one”.
Yeah and then its the wife who actually does the cheating. Toms wife banged potter last week. See last episode of YMH. The entire episode is tom showing that he knows. Christine is oblivious until the final 5mins of the pre recorded opening. (Just before the guest video comes in) You're welcome.
Bwa-ha! Knowing two or three words in Russian, like the kind you can pick up from ANY modern-day gangster movie, is Bert's definition of "I speak a little Russian". Like when he was trying to mock the way Irish people speak, when he heard Aisling Bea use the very common "me" instead of "my" in sentences. (EG "Where's me glasses?") He started to bark out some really weird string of word-salad where the word "me" showed up about 8 times, and all incorrectly. Jesus, Bert, how hard is THAT concept to get‽ It's in English!
This is the easiest job ever for Tom - he gets to sit there and watch/encourage Bert digging himself into a hole week after week. Keep up the good work Tom
Bert isn’t alcoholic, he just really likes beverages. Just look at the amount of drinks in front of him. 1 Paper cup, 2 la croix, large coffee, water bottle.
Bert: "alright, so I didnt drink like at all in the month of August." Tom: "really?!" Bert: "I mean, I barely drank in August." Tom: "so how much is barely?" Bert: "I only drank on the weekends." Tom: "so you didnt drink at all during the weekdays?" Bert: "I mean, I only had 2 drinks a few days out of the week." Tom: "..how many times do you think you drank total?" Bert: "I probably had at least 15 drinks in the WHOLE month.." Tom: "..."
When Bert is talking to Dr. Drew in January about his pending divorce, these podcast will be used against him as evidence. With Drew yelling at Bert "this is not your fault, now step away from the ledge".
8:05-8:50 in hindsight it's so obvious Tom is lying about going on a "crazy hike" cause he's struggling to come up with details 😂 (if y'all dont know that's when he filmed his dance video)
I think there's a small chance he can make it, but he's gonna need to dehydrate just like he did with the weight challenge that year with Tom. If he loses 20lbs normally then cuts the water weight a shit ton, I think he can make it.
83rdox usually high school kids, I liked bars in high school cause it was 4$ for a yellow bar buy two and your fucked all day but I agree they make you retarded af if you abuse them for too long
@83rdox people abuse it because they get addicted, it's not a fun drug but it is highly effective and you build up a tolerance pretty fast. So if you rely on it for sleep you'll have to increase the dose for it to keep working, and getting off it will be really rough.
Never soundproof that control room. Listening to Blueban loose his shit only enhances the funny. God I love it lol
Its Josh ...but still....
Either way, that shit is hilarious!
That's the best thing about the whole program!
But can’t remember and tell Bert the story he was was trying to remember was about sharing a hotel room with a dude.
Brandon Burk um ya honor. I have an article of evidence I’d like to submit to the court. I was just listening to Dr. Drew After Dark with Mark Normand and at at 44:10 Blueban looses his shit and Drew says “wow Nadav liked that one”.
This podcast feels like Tom setting up Bert to have a huge fight with his wife
It is. Just like the so over october podcast is Christina goading Leanne into trash talking Bert. He has such great friends...
They do seem like they're conspiring to destroy Bert both professionally and personally. But in a really funny, cute way that we all enjoy.
Jordan Knelsen-Long yeah def a setup by the mommies. Christina is totally in on it.
Bert: #1 racist comedian
You know what helps couples get through fights... molly
"The one where she looks like she's suffering, go back to that one" - Serial Killer Segura lolll
22:49...... followed immediately after by "go to the far right" together with an interesting arm gesture.... hmmm.......
90% of every podcast is them throwing out the idea of cheating on their wives lmao
Also 90% they’re not joking, 10% they’re acting like it’s jokes 🤷🏽♂️
and not knowing how to work their damn phones.
Yeah and then its the wife who actually does the cheating.
Toms wife banged potter last week. See last episode of YMH. The entire episode is tom showing that he knows. Christine is oblivious until the final 5mins of the pre recorded opening. (Just before the guest video comes in)
You're welcome.
@@admc5403 . tina wouldn't have sex with the cockroach. try again..
@@admc5403 Such a silly silly troll, weird and specific lies to spread~ Who'd you hear it from~? xD
the laughing in the back is low key great, whoever’s laugh that is, you’re awesome
Half the time I'm listening for him to laugh vs what's actually being said.
I'm 80% sure his name is Nadav, and I'm 20% sure of the spelling.
Its blue ban, same laugh in YMH
I feel 100% the opposite
i thought that was josh porter's insane person's laugh - regardless of who it is, it's half the reason why i watch everything on YMH.
“The one that looks like she’s suffering” 😂
Tom tortures for sport ;p
Scrolled down looking for this quote. first comment I see!
“Oh no, she’s happy. Never mind” lol
@Drew Jackman because the FBI knows. They know, dude. You had a good run, but it's over. *It's over, dude* .
39:04 + .... "Let's get to the part Josh doesn't like ... ...he likes LESbian porn" "What are you in 8th Grade???!"
"Isn't there one. She looks like she's suffering, can you go back" - Tom Segura 22:52
Oh, she happy. Nevermind!
"It looks like she's taking a shiiit"
Tom is such a donny! He knows what we really want 😂😂
Add “Bert going to Vermont” to the library of stories that were started and never finished
I really wanted to hear that, and who the guy was that got him a room at Four Seasons.
Lol that’s gotta be a long list
You know you have a problem when drinking half the days in a month is "barely drinking"
and lets be honest, Bert drank at least half of those days off.
You don’t get called the biggest partier in America by taking days off
@@cloud_monkey422 people who party don't get upset when they get free drugs, alcoholics do.
@@mikewalker6016 leann got more upset about it
@@MidwestDankAlumni pshht... bitches man. Ya know what I'm sayin!
Listening to the guys in the booth laugh makes me laugh every time.
So, on a lite month Bert only drinks 50% of the days.
Exercising restraint
This is a podcast i always forget is coming out but cannot wait to listen when it comes up on subscribtions. Like a weekly gift.
I wish I could find someone who loved me as much as bert loves himself
This is a special day. Today marks the anniversary of me reading this same comment 15 times by 15 different people
Bert loves white people more than he does himself.
Kevin Dube congratulations on your special day. 🥳 I’m so happy for you! 😃
True I almost feel bad for his family
That Owen Grey dude is just Reviewbruh when he takes his suit off.
This comment wins
Owen gray is AMAZING
Hahaha
Yeah was kind of surprised to see that he is balding, thin and kind of weird looking.
"I'm being haunted"
"okay see ya later"
mason clark Isla is gonna have the most interesting villain backstory
Made it 31 days without drinking. First time in 8+ years. Thanks for the motivation boys. Cheers!
5:02 is where the hair ad ends
Thanks champ
Advertisement champ ftw
Solid. Your a saint
the real water champ
Good looks fam. Soowoo
Leanne: Berts a misogynist, racist and showers in the pool.
Bert: Leanne eats ONE egg
Leanne is a false blood.
Mate, meet Check.
@@arturogomeztagle9250 Soo Woo
@Chris Jjjj beta blockers are blood pressure medicine...
"we don't do guests" calls somebody every episode anyway
😹
Bert: "I'm an anomaly."
Is that how you spell alcoholic?
well, Bert is dyslexic as fuck
lolshatter you spelled lysdexic wrong bro
Mike Dowd it’s okay bro, he’s obviously dieslexiuc af
It's the mickey mantle gene
denial, lol
I love this show keep em high and tight SOOWOO.
Suu Whuup
The background laughing makes me so unbelievably happy.
“Oh, no, she’s happy. Never mind.”
Has anyone else been screaming at the screen..."golf weekend!!! 4seasons!!! Vermont!!!" Tell the stories Bert!
Bert "I order 3 burgers for myself, why am I not losing weight" Kreischer
The constant laughter in the background gives me life
"He's a pretty impressive guy." - Bert
*Tom smirks and rolls his eyes*
Underrated comment, lost it when I saw that
Guy laughing in the back like his job depends on it.
I know right I wish I found everything as funny as he does
OverstuffedSofa if you were there it’s probably 10x as funny
Bert: "Just say his name well cut it out."
Tom:"No, I can't."
Random cut 😂
"Look at that hog." -Burnt Crystals
Bert: "I speak a little Russian"
Also Bert: "I forget how to count to three in Russian"
To be fair, he probably also forgets how to count to three in English.
We know he can count to at least two in English because he’s always pounding double titos
Ras Vah tre
Bwa-ha! Knowing two or three words in Russian, like the kind you can pick up from ANY modern-day gangster movie, is Bert's definition of "I speak a little Russian".
Like when he was trying to mock the way Irish people speak, when he heard Aisling Bea use the very common "me" instead of "my" in sentences. (EG "Where's me glasses?") He started to bark out some really weird string of word-salad where the word "me" showed up about 8 times, and all incorrectly. Jesus, Bert, how hard is THAT concept to get‽ It's in English!
Haha I hadn't seen these comments, but the direction they went make me very happy. Josh Rowe, well played sir 🤣
This is the easiest job ever for Tom - he gets to sit there and watch/encourage Bert digging himself into a hole week after week.
Keep up the good work Tom
Berts wife is gonna leave him because of this podcast lol
No more quarterly blowies for bert 😂
Not only this podcast, the whole YMH network. Dr drew, push, Tom. They are all working against Bert😂
She’s gotta be a saint.
😂😂😂😂 for sure
The only reason either of them are still together with their wives is having children & public expectations 🤷🏽♂️
Bert isn’t alcoholic, he just really likes beverages. Just look at the amount of drinks in front of him. 1 Paper cup, 2 la croix, large coffee, water bottle.
I didn't realize how many drinks were infront of him until I read this comment and, when I saw it, I almost spit my drink out, haha.
Dude has a legit “beverage” problem. Maybe someone should just start handing him those alcohol free Heineken’s Rogan has been talking about
Dude, I didn't even notice till now hahahaha
He’s said that many times he literally has a drinking problem lol. All drinks included
It’s his OCD. It calms his anxiety to have options. The full coffee is for his buzz since he gets panic that he can’t drink
Bert- “Shout our to his new tattoo”
Tom- “His new tattoo??”
😂😂😂
Bert: "alright, so I didnt drink like at all in the month of August."
Tom: "really?!"
Bert: "I mean, I barely drank in August."
Tom: "so how much is barely?"
Bert: "I only drank on the weekends."
Tom: "so you didnt drink at all during the weekdays?"
Bert: "I mean, I only had 2 drinks a few days out of the week."
Tom: "..how many times do you think you drank total?"
Bert: "I probably had at least 15 drinks in the WHOLE month.."
Tom: "..."
Never stop this.
Going to see Tom for the first time in NY after listening to him for years now. Excited 😜
Whitney-"I'd probably be Tom's assistant"
Tom-*yeah that could work, probably leave my wife*
Nah bruh, Whitney is tore back as hell.
@@jobri5688 wym? Like shes ran through?
@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 like she's had a hard life and still trying to plaster a face on.
Jobri i would still stick it right in there if she asked me to
Tom saying far right with the salute is dynamite!! 22:54
Ep: 11
Bert on scarcity: it's really really unhealthy to be poor.
Thanx for the insight, genius ha
Tom used the "hike" to cover up the music video 😂😂😂
Whitney: I'll be Tom's assistant
Tom: I like assistants that actually answer the phone
I swear one of the best things of this podcast, hands down has to be whoever that is in the background cracking up at shit I cracked up at too.
Whilst in Deutschland tell Josh to try incorporating scat play into his sex life bet that'll do the trick.
When Bert is talking to Dr. Drew in January about his pending divorce, these podcast will be used against him as evidence. With Drew yelling at Bert "this is not your fault, now step away from the ledge".
"I wish i was the guy who could cheat on his wife" - Bert lol
I love your inside friendship that allows us to see the necrotic behaviors that make me quiver like a small child.
No one’s talking about Tom being in the movie Countdown...
This is the best podcast out there right now
Bert looks exactly like my dad...
If my dad had a beard, was obese and extremely racist
Hate to break it to you, but if your dad was never a perfect combo of facial hair, obesity, and racism...... he wasn’t a good father
@@kevindube7096 😂😂😂
Crazy how excited Bert got when Google worked!
Tom wants bert to get divorced so bad lol
Sometimes I get more satisfaction from hearing the laughing in the background 😂
Bert "I can't tell this story" Kreischer
Bert is really coming into his own. He is totally next level now.
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves
7:48 "Xanax is the best" - Tom Segura
"I bet he reads!" 😂
This has turned into 2 bears playing with their phones.
And Bert won't even text me back... What a bum licker.
yeah it's gotten real old.
Shut up
The hysterical laughter in the background always gets me😂
Bert "I only drank on every Friday and Saturday, sometimes on Sunday... Sometimes a few times during the week" Kreischer
Search engines are like magic to Bert.
"He's like us"
* guy is super buff and well groomed*
"Yup. Just like us"
They weren't actually talking about him, they got sidetracked, they were obviously thinking of Ron jeremy
Tommy Buns rocking the Supreme tees
Berts excitement over finding a porn actress was probably his same reaction when he first saw a playboy magazine.
Bert got so excited when they found Jesse Andrew! He's so amazed that a search engine can find someone with only keywords 😂
I died at “I love reading the artwork on his body” 😆
of course Bert says "massage" as if he's almost saying mysogynist :P
8:05-8:50 in hindsight it's so obvious Tom is lying about going on a "crazy hike" cause he's struggling to come up with details 😂 (if y'all dont know that's when he filmed his dance video)
8:05 Tom’s hike sounds like a cover story for his Dance video.
Bert: Owen Grey
Tom: Uh, is that a guy?
Bert: uh Yeah
Tom: ....oh
Bert flipping out over ONE EGG cracked me up lmaoooo
Berts analogies with his fingers and objects he finds around him makes me want to start using again after 14 years sober
Billy West props on that man
Hearing the laughter in the background is the best xD
Love how Bert mentions Owen Gray😂 The mans not wrong
Every chick wants to be fucked by Owen, tbh. He'd make you orgasm but not be fucking annoying about it. It'd be effortless.
Yall gay. Nothing wrong with it but its true
god i love this podcast :D
Bert pronounces massage that way because hes so used to being a misoginist.
@@HerkNewz69 yet somehow has hi life more put together than you lol
@@HerkNewz69 he's tiktarded
Used to be.
I love Tom and Bert doing ads together. It’s sm better
Brett looks slimmer, but when he took his shirt off it was clear that there is no way he makes 205.
Sean Sullivan check insta just now. Joe posted a pic of him he looks sliiim
@@seanwood1306 he looked easily under 205 in that photo
I think there's a small chance he can make it, but he's gonna need to dehydrate just like he did with the weight challenge that year with Tom. If he loses 20lbs normally then cuts the water weight a shit ton, I think he can make it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m rooting for him
@@PromoteInnovation Me too. At this point I just want him to get a win on something.
"Just say his name and we'll cut it out"
"No, I can't"
- Cuts the scene
The podcast where we make phonecalls over the mic every episode
It's crazy because when they have calls on YMH they do it right, why can't they set it up on this show???
Joe MacLean this is literally my favorite podcast I don’t think it’s just a lazy cash grab this seems more real and less routine than a lot out there
Episode 11 and this podcast is already top 3 podcast of all time #nocap #SOOWOOONATION
Ooh "Full Melissa McCarthy" 🔥
I don't think Bert knows what it means to "bookend" something.
“Xanax is the best” Tom Segura
Well, he's not wrong 🤷♂️
83rdox usually high school kids, I liked bars in high school cause it was 4$ for a yellow bar buy two and your fucked all day but I agree they make you retarded af if you abuse them for too long
@83rdox people abuse it because they get addicted, it's not a fun drug but it is highly effective and you build up a tolerance pretty fast. So if you rely on it for sleep you'll have to increase the dose for it to keep working, and getting off it will be really rough.
I am sitting in my open office cry laughing. Tears just running down... Happy Monday 12:29 pleasure.....
Tom looks like he's constantly trying to not pick his nose on camera.
And eat it
My new favorite podcast shit just flows and its hilarious
It took me 44 minutes to realize Burt does have a shirt on. I’m so used to shirtless Bert is normal
Bert talking about food is my favorite thing😂
Ila's voice sounds just like LeeAnn. Also my daughter just make one egg all the time too
Can't wait for those 2 bears 1 hat caves
I immediately knew who Bert was talking about when he said "DJ" and "Big bush"
I legit thought carter cruise.
BarryBiceps aka Freddy Flapjack same here. I knew Jessie for her twitch days
the best part of this show is the guys laughing in the background
Looks like Bert learned his "Mickey Mantle" lesson.
Tom's sense of humor kills me.. I laugh my ass off. Bert's reactions are fucking hilarious though!!
“There’s a guy that has a beard…kinda looks like us”
That would be EVERY GUY ON THE STREET.
The guy losing his shit starting at “what are you doing to me?!?” Was killing me ha
Sobriety and weight loss brought the gay out of Bert in this episode. "I get obsessed with his leg tatoo." - Burnt Crystals 2019
I really look forward to this podcast so much now!