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  • Step into the pitch meeting that started Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 3 was such a disaster that the character has already been rebooted twice since the movie came out in 2007. From emo Spider-Man to Eric Foreman playing Venom, the superhero film was chock full of strange decisions from the filmmakers. What’s up with Sandman getting a free pass? Or Peter Parker dancing in the street to no music? Or that crazy church scene? To answer all these questions, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Spider-Man 3. It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @saintniccage2818
    @saintniccage2818 5 років тому +13319

    This dude is personally holding screenrant together

  • @JM-nz8gw
    @JM-nz8gw 5 років тому +2488

    "Like last week, I heard my niece cough, so I went outside and stole a car"
    "Not your fault"
    "I know, that's what I explained to the screaming people inside the car"

  • @HoosierSons
    @HoosierSons 5 років тому +5729

    Eddy: Hey god, can you kill Peter Parker?
    God: Sure, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @WilyGryphon
      @WilyGryphon 5 років тому +123

      Then God proceeds to have a friendly chat with Peter a few months later. Yes, that actually happened, and God Himself went down to see Peter.

    • @fictionarch
      @fictionarch 5 років тому +61

      @@WilyGryphon I love comics.

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 5 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @nataliedemary3268
      @nataliedemary3268 5 років тому +35

      Killing Peter Parker is TIGHT!

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 5 років тому +6

      Apparently in 2018 it was, who knew

  • @jiminychristmas8941
    @jiminychristmas8941 5 років тому +2085

    "Hey God could you please kill Peter Parker?"
    "That is how church works."

    • @dontgiveinfo
      @dontgiveinfo 4 роки тому +30

      young influenced kids must have watched this in the movie and gone. hmmm

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 4 роки тому +43

      Marge: “Eddy, you can’t ask God to to kill someone!”
      Homer: “Yeah, do your own dirty work!”

    • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
      @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 4 роки тому +11

      You gotta put money in the offering plate first.

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 4 роки тому +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth lol what?

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 4 роки тому +3

      I think the theological term is to smite him.

  • @uberdai
    @uberdai 5 років тому +2695

    Pitch meeting should have its own channel.
    After five years I return to this comment to let you guys know that I am now a billionaire, which was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @theultimatenerd3767
      @theultimatenerd3767 5 років тому +76

      Ryan's own channel is close enough

    • @nialledwards
      @nialledwards 5 років тому +203

      But then ScreenRant would get no views.

    • @Seallussus
      @Seallussus 5 років тому +24

      wrestling channel 2005,
      Yeah yeah yeah.
      And accessing it is super easy barely an inconvenient

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz 5 років тому +17

      Seallussus Setting up someone to say Super Easy barely an inconvenience is tight!!!

    • @robdefir6130
      @robdefir6130 5 років тому +46

      yeah I feel bad for Ryan, it's literally the best thing on Screen Rant and it was his idea and now he can't use them on his own channel.

  • @rafliavriza3651
    @rafliavriza3651 5 років тому +1539

    "It's a nod to something later."
    "Yeah, but i mean-.."
    *"I'm a good writer."*
    "Well okay then!"

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 років тому +62

      Confidence is TIGHT!

    • @csdude35
      @csdude35 5 років тому +23

      Best line ever

    • @Aryanne_v2
      @Aryanne_v2 5 років тому +7

      Read this as he said it.

    • @carnelpsgames
      @carnelpsgames 5 років тому +13

      i loved that line and the line about " stealing a car, explaining its not his fault to the screaming peep inside the car" LOL

    • @vinnregi4882
      @vinnregi4882 5 років тому +7

      It's actually called "foreshadowing". I don't get why people don't like it. It's been around for like 3 thousand years...

  • @Matthew-wl8tk
    @Matthew-wl8tk 5 років тому +3727

    “A big science hole” lmao

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 років тому +24

      How?
      Super easy barely an incomvenience,
      Because im batman

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 років тому +6

      @Drunken Bastard going through them wil be super hard really and an inconvenience

    • @josemanuelramirezleon7663
      @josemanuelramirezleon7663 5 років тому +59

      Those things are all over the place

    • @in5n80
      @in5n80 4 роки тому +8

      @@josemanuelramirezleon7663 yeah yeah yeah yeah!

    • @axeltank06
      @axeltank06 4 роки тому

      WHOOPSIE!

  • @FallenAngelRecords
    @FallenAngelRecords 5 років тому +3418

    "MARY JANE GOT KIDNAPPED"
    _I love how we do it everytime_
    GIVE THIS GUY HIS OWN CHANNEL!

  • @Faygris
    @Faygris 5 років тому +2747

    "...he falls inside a big science hole."
    "Those things are all over the place."
    xD

    • @mondhase5915
      @mondhase5915 3 роки тому +27

      Science holes are tight!

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 роки тому +28

      @@mondhase5915 Holes in general are tight!

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@mondhase5915 what!? 😳

    • @zg8999
      @zg8999 3 роки тому +3

      I made this 666 likes

    • @fryPS
      @fryPS 3 роки тому +7

      To be fair he jumped a fence that said don’t enter or something along those lines

  • @honestcritic543
    @honestcritic543 5 років тому +4485

    These are basically cinemasins but better

    • @DoubleAron77
      @DoubleAron77 5 років тому +96

      Drunken Hedgeie without swears

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 5 років тому +168

      Not fair. Like apples and turds

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 5 років тому +158

      @@vicmartone Extremely delicious apples and extraordinarily stinky turds.

    • @QueenKunta
      @QueenKunta 5 років тому +244

      Drunken Hedgeie Infinitely better. But to be fair, to better than CinemaSins is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 років тому +7

      True

  • @Dasdutt
    @Dasdutt 5 років тому +2620

    I don't care how many times I hear the "I don't know" line. I LOL, EVERY. SINGLE.TIME.

    • @Izzmonster
      @Izzmonster 5 років тому +49

      This whole guy is pure gold. Hope he does this forever

    • @MatthewCSnow
      @MatthewCSnow 5 років тому +36

      Fair enough

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 5 років тому +36

      Well okay then

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep 4 роки тому +16

      it‘s “un-clear!“ with the perfectly poised intonation that does it for me.

    • @HFV_Junkyardin
      @HFV_Junkyardin 4 роки тому +1

      Oh. Well Okay the.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage 5 років тому +1649

    "Hey God, could you please kill Peter Parker?"
    "That is how church works"
    I was on the floor 😂

    • @funkyhans9207
      @funkyhans9207 4 роки тому +4

      mee too

    • @jtjumperify
      @jtjumperify 3 роки тому +4

      I was rolling!

    • @adamhovey407
      @adamhovey407 3 роки тому +26

      As a weekly church goer, I'm legitimately scared.

    • @moosasedidi4909
      @moosasedidi4909 3 роки тому +3

      I had to pause and laugh for a good 10 minutes

    • @Not-an-Alien
      @Not-an-Alien 2 роки тому +2

      No but you can. Then simply confess and all is forgiven. If the legal system isnt going to respect that particular part of doctrine, then they really need to stop using the bible as a talisman to swear upon.

  • @papafreshly
    @papafreshly 5 років тому +1667

    "I said he's cool. Of course he's into jazz!" Lol

    • @Aguilo.Designs
      @Aguilo.Designs 5 років тому +25

      papafreshly and it WAS indeed painful to watch... I think that THAT scene alone killed the franchise off.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 4 роки тому +37

      Mike Aguilo wtf dude that scene is a masterpiece

    • @Aguilo.Designs
      @Aguilo.Designs 4 роки тому +11

      Apti Newim Said no one ever

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 4 роки тому +2

      @@Aguilo.Designs I think that scene had at least a little help but I can not completely disagree lol

    • @reneekatz
      @reneekatz 4 роки тому

      "Just makin sure."

  • @thepaladin4335
    @thepaladin4335 5 років тому +354

    “Is that really necessary for every single villain?”
    *Yes, always FOREVER*
    “Well, ok then.”

    • @alfredwellen6310
      @alfredwellen6310 5 років тому

      Stop this is Jr wife and this is my phone in my name u will go to jail

    • @thepaladin4335
      @thepaladin4335 5 років тому +3

      Mysterio’s probably gonna be aunt May’s co worker or boyfriend or something 😂😂😂
      “Oh Peter, it’s been hard since ur uncle died and since in this universe I’m fairly young enough to date, I think I’m seeing someone. His name is Quentin Beck, he’s going to be helping us get back on our feet. Ben would probably want this”

    • @BlaxkSun
      @BlaxkSun 5 років тому

      Amazing spider man and Spider man took that advice.

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 роки тому +737

    "I heard my niece cough so I went outside and I stole a car"
    "Not your fault"
    "I know, that's what I explained to the screaming people _inside_ the car" 😂

    • @DEU9002
      @DEU9002 2 роки тому +10

      💀💀💀

    • @moustachio334
      @moustachio334 Рік тому +3

      I think Ryan might be a Llama with a hay

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon 5 років тому +770

    What are they all fighting over?
    What do you think?
    Mary Jane got kidnapped again?
    Mary Jane got kidnapped again!

    • @thecomicsario
      @thecomicsario 4 роки тому +18

      It's just as exciting each time

  • @Kevin.Parker
    @Kevin.Parker 4 роки тому +327

    "Yeah, but I mean..."
    "I'm a good writer."
    "Oh, well okay then"

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 4 роки тому +19

      He should use that "I'm a good writer" line more.

    • @KnightmareOX
      @KnightmareOX 3 роки тому +5

      I died at that part lol

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +3

      "Hey God, could you please kill Peter Parker?"
      "That is how church works."
      🤣 Well, he DID say please

  • @ProxyGaming.
    @ProxyGaming. 4 роки тому +237

    "He even says cool stuff like 'Now dig on this'!"
    "Veerrrry coool"

  • @JohnSmith-xl4sx
    @JohnSmith-xl4sx 5 років тому +902

    Me: *watches video......
    Me: *Slowly removes locket of myself around neck and hides in drawer

    • @vonnthiessen8761
      @vonnthiessen8761 5 років тому +7

      John Smith lol

    • @roldgold7
      @roldgold7 4 роки тому +112

      John Smith: *Gives it to dad who fell into science hole.

    • @shaezonna536
      @shaezonna536 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @Bertaut
      @Bertaut 4 роки тому +3

      Lol. Brilliant.

    • @noxlupa2996
      @noxlupa2996 4 роки тому +33

      Wait you hide the locket in the drawer or yourself in the drawer? 😂

  • @dspurlock82
    @dspurlock82 5 років тому +700

    "Ah suddenly deciding to upset people is tight!"
    Lmao i died 😂😂😭😭💀💀

    • @spartancraig6000
      @spartancraig6000 4 роки тому +5

      Read this comment as he said it

    • @BigTexDex
      @BigTexDex 4 роки тому +1

      @@spartancraig6000 same here. Crazy how much this happens.

    • @yo8102
      @yo8102 4 роки тому +1

      Like when Disney chose Brie Larson for Cap Marvel!

    • @Shreo93
      @Shreo93 3 роки тому

      Amnesia is tight would have been better. xD

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +1

      I lost it when he said "Because they want to upset them now, I guess"
      🤣🤣

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 років тому +370

    02:49 is one of my new favorite lines: *_I forgot that was a thing so it’s not going to be a thing_* 😂😂😂

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 5 років тому +9

      Except venom doesnt trigger the spider sense

    • @thewinchester7955
      @thewinchester7955 5 років тому +13

      @@MrE_ True, but in the clip Ryan shows, it's Harry, not Venom, that attacks Peter

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 5 років тому +1

      That’s tight!

    • @jaysonsk
      @jaysonsk 5 років тому +7

      venom only doesn't trigger the spider sense after it first bonds to peter. before that it triggers it just fine

    • @cnewell76
      @cnewell76 5 років тому +1

      @@jaysonsk Yes and no. The spider-sense doesn't work on the symbiote either because it doesn't consider it a threat.

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera 5 років тому +368

    He falls inside a big science hole 😀 awesome

    • @ori4366
      @ori4366 5 років тому +2

      That's sandman

    • @endofmysteries
      @endofmysteries 5 років тому +2

      best line

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 років тому +5

      *Science Holes are Tight*
      The same with *Nuns* and *Testicle Monsters*

    • @edwardness7497
      @edwardness7497 5 років тому +3

      "Science holes are tight" was such a missed opportunity, best line :D

  • @spartancraig6000
    @spartancraig6000 5 років тому +613

    people in car- *screaming as it’s being stolen*
    Screen Writer dude- IT’S NOT MY FALT MY DAUGHTER IS SICK!”

    • @sanghelian
      @sanghelian 5 років тому +19

      So screenwriter guy is karen from one of those reddit story reads?

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 4 роки тому +37

      **My niece coughed !*

    • @Killtacboy
      @Killtacboy 3 роки тому +4

      M. M. Ali: Person in car: hijacking cars is TIGHT.

    • @TheKrish0508
      @TheKrish0508 3 роки тому +1

      Misspelling fault is tight

    • @0viewschannel198
      @0viewschannel198 2 роки тому

      saying tight is tight!

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 4 роки тому +257

    "Oh none of that is gonna be physically painful to watch."

  • @robertodell9193
    @robertodell9193 5 років тому +431

    "What happens to Sandman's daughter? Does she die?"
    "I forgot to write that part."
    "Forgetting to write important scenes is tight!"
    "Yeah. I hate resolving story arcs."

    • @abhishek_soni1
      @abhishek_soni1 3 роки тому +12

      Now I want to know what happened to her.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 2 роки тому +2

      J.J Abrams intesifies

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +4

      Say what you want about Spider-Man 3 but the ending is beautifully done. I honestly prefer what happened to her being up for the imagination rather than a cheesy ending with Sandman finding a cure or something.

  • @simacaga
    @simacaga 5 років тому +486

    So you have a spiderman 4 script for me...
    No

    • @alexcova20
      @alexcova20 5 років тому +37

      No it's actually gonna be a reboot
      Oh rebooting the spider man franchise is tight

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 5 років тому +4

      So what new story are you gonna tell
      None in fact were retelling the same origin

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 5 років тому

      Noooooooooooooo

    • @michaelfarenyuk8064
      @michaelfarenyuk8064 5 років тому

      Well, that broke my heart...

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 років тому

      If they Go through with Animating: 'Spiderman 4,' whether they get: 'Tobey Maguire,' back, or not, I feel like the pitch meaning will write itself!

  • @thrbrandao
    @thrbrandao 2 роки тому +43

    “I’ve said he is cool. Of course he is into jazz”
    Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @andrewmaasch1724
    @andrewmaasch1724 4 роки тому +86

    "That's a very patient Symbiote!" 😂🤣

  • @superlol178
    @superlol178 5 років тому +1582

    "hey, God can you can kill Peter Parker?" Lol
    Was that what he really said?

    • @abi_killerkitty
      @abi_killerkitty 5 років тому +250

      Yeah he really said that in the movie. I remember because of how shocked I was 😂

    • @spiderparker3866
      @spiderparker3866 5 років тому +412

      Hue Hue “I come here today humbled and humiliated to ask you one thing I want you to kill Peter Parker”

    • @Sona13Singer
      @Sona13Singer 5 років тому +61

      Yeah, basically but not in those words exactly.

    • @spiderparker3866
      @spiderparker3866 5 років тому +7

      Sona13Singer yeah

    • @Chappysnapz
      @Chappysnapz 5 років тому +8

      pretty much, yeah

  • @myasaee
    @myasaee 5 років тому +549

    "Is that really necessary for every single villain to have deep personal connection?"
    "Yes, Always, Forever"
    :D

    • @cheyennehoffman2079
      @cheyennehoffman2079 4 роки тому +26

      And now the equivalent is every villain must have a connection to Tony Stark.

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +1

      That's one of the reasons why the Raimi villains are so memorable.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому

      "deep connection" lol they're colleagues and peter simply exposed his fraud.

  • @mrmonkeyman79
    @mrmonkeyman79 2 роки тому +57

    "So how is Harry going to become the goblin?"
    "Well he he gets the goblins voice in his head that leads him to a secret chamber with all the equipment and super soldier potion"
    "But isn't the madness a result of the potion? There's no way he would hear voices, let alone the sane voice Norman heard that would know where the serum is"
    "Whoopsie"

  • @roldgold7
    @roldgold7 4 роки тому +106

    “Yeah apparently she realized having a locket with a picture of herself in it was weird so she gave it to her dad.”
    LOL

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +1

      No one said that it was hers. It was probably her dad's before being sent off to jail.

  • @shadowfoxhd6798
    @shadowfoxhd6798 5 років тому +318

    I'm just waiting for a venom pitch meeting .
    I bet its gonna be super duper tight!

    • @alexanderdiener4648
      @alexanderdiener4648 5 років тому +8

      Is it hard to write?
      No super easy barely inconvenience

    • @claytone.9706
      @claytone.9706 5 років тому +3

      Venom pitch meetings are tight

    • @pancake5912
      @pancake5912 5 років тому

      shadowfox HD whitest of whites

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 2 роки тому +1

      @@pancake5912 tf does that even mean ya clown

  • @jayfulkerson6329
    @jayfulkerson6329 5 років тому +449

    that movie was too easy to satire...super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @NTWoo95
      @NTWoo95 5 років тому +10

      Jay Fulkerson references to running jokes are tight!

  • @trevorfielding7910
    @trevorfielding7910 5 років тому +92

    "K, bu-"
    "I'm a good writer."

  • @dwoodstwin
    @dwoodstwin 4 роки тому +62

    Gets me every time: "Suddenly deciding to upset people is TIGHT"
    Everytime

  • @Benergi
    @Benergi 5 років тому +143

    “He’s really cool
    “So he’s into jazz”
    “I said he’s cool of course he’s into jazz”
    😂😂

  • @kumarw
    @kumarw 5 років тому +83

    “I said he’s cool of course he’s into jazz” 😭😭

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 5 років тому +1

      Peter is so un-cool even venom couldn't help him. Those scenes were perfection!

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 роки тому +220

    Coming back to this after No Way Home is pretty funny given they make some of the same jokes.
    Bit of a spoiler here, but I loved the part where the villains are talking to each other about how they got their powers and Sandman and Electro talk about how they both fell in to things and they're like "man, you really gotta be careful where you fall"

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah that's no fault of the movies. That's just how villains come to be lol

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +37

      Or when Andrew was like "Max was such a cool guy before falling into a bunch of eels."
      And Tobey replied "that'll do it." xD

    • @IBTU
      @IBTU Рік тому +3

      Trash film for nostalgia

    • @togepipokearts4504
      @togepipokearts4504 Рік тому +3

      @@IBTU L

    • @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126
      @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 Рік тому +6

      @@togepipokearts4504 That's just the way the world works. If your horrible accident involves radiation, you become a hero. But if you fall into something, you are doomed to be a villain.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 3 роки тому +11

    I saw this in theaters. The two parts people laughed really hard at was the dancing and when he was crying. Also, when he hit MJ people cheered.

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +2

      When he was crying? When he broke up with MJ?

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 5 років тому +774

    *Damn I Love This Man And His Humor LOL*

    • @dermathze700
      @dermathze700 5 років тому +28

      This man and his humor are tight!

    • @futurefeline4838
      @futurefeline4838 5 років тому

      Die

    • @TheArts8
      @TheArts8 5 років тому +4

      L7Blue Fire they’re both so funny

    • @FlyfishermanMike
      @FlyfishermanMike 5 років тому +6

      You mean these men.

    • @emc246
      @emc246 5 років тому +6

      Which man are you talking about? The one on the left or the one on the right?

  • @KimbroEntertainment
    @KimbroEntertainment 5 років тому +119

    "and he turns into venom and wants nothing more than to kill peter parker"
    "so he climbs up to the belltower?"
    That moment is when I died.

  • @julienneaves790
    @julienneaves790 5 років тому +80

    "Science hole." Hilarious

  • @MrPooly1459
    @MrPooly1459 3 роки тому +6

    3:15 this is the best part of this movie.

  • @Harkness78
    @Harkness78 5 років тому +10

    To be fair, in the comics Venom is undetectable by Peter's Spider sense. Has something to do with when they were bonded together, his physiology doesn't recognize Venom as a threat. But that doesn't excuse Green Goblin being able to sneak up on him.

  • @Skarpo89
    @Skarpo89 4 роки тому +50

    "I'm a good writer" 😂😂😂

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 2 роки тому +4

    “Spider-Sense doesn’t work when you’re having a moment.”

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 4 роки тому +54

    At least now I know I'm not the only one asking if Peter swung home naked after removing the symbiote

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 5 років тому +600

    *The Last Airbender*

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 5 років тому +28

    "Now dig on this!!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Harvey_Mod
    @Harvey_Mod 2 роки тому +10

    "What are they fighting over?"
    "What do you think?"
    "Mary-Jane got kidnapped?"
    "Mary-Jane got kidnapped."
    I screamed😂😂

  • @bwxmoto
    @bwxmoto 5 років тому +19

    That's a very patient Symbiote

  • @ratzzi7301
    @ratzzi7301 5 років тому +106

    Last week I heard my niece cough so I went outside and stole a car😂🤣

    • @ike3399
      @ike3399 5 років тому +3

      Not your fault

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip 5 років тому +3

      Stealing cars is tight.

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 2 роки тому +4

    "I said he was really cool, of course he's into jazz" lmao

  • @aydenprojain45
    @aydenprojain45 5 років тому +82

    Sony forced Sam Raimi to shoehorn in Venom, which ended up being a disaster

    • @hughmcgown
      @hughmcgown 4 роки тому +12

      i heard somewhere they rushed him on the whole trilogy, he didnt even know venom he was a big fan of sandmans story, id love to watch a half storyboarded version of the original film, raimis such a good director, i wonder if theres a screenplay somewhere of the original

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 4 роки тому +5

      If he'd done any research at all he'd have known how popular Venom was and just used him as the villain instead. But his ego wouldn't let him so we got this abomination.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 4 роки тому +1

      He also wanted to make Vulture the main villain of the third movie.

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 4 роки тому +5

      @@wolfshade5020 Hmmm, it's difficult now to imagine someone doing better than Michael Keaton did as Vulture, but that's just my opinion.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 4 роки тому +5

      David Saul I can think of a couple. Sir Ben Kingsley and John Malkovich come to mind.

  • @purplepig1127
    @purplepig1127 5 років тому +5

    "Now dig on this" is an amazing line! That whole scene was GOLD!

  • @gottawatchemall1118
    @gottawatchemall1118 5 років тому +54

    Just bring Venom Pitch Meeting asap!!
    I m a good writer😂😂

  • @robertstackr4799
    @robertstackr4799 4 роки тому +4

    This is one of the best pitch meetings ever

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 роки тому +7

    6:15
    Will you be there ?
    Ryan : I DON’T KNOOOW...

  • @axisgr
    @axisgr 5 років тому +42

    Do the Matrix Trilogy already!!!

  • @vyankateshagrawal1694
    @vyankateshagrawal1694 5 років тому +93

    Pls do pitch meeting of pitch meeting show... Logo of screen rant... "So u have a new show for our channel...??"
    " Yes sir i do"
    Hope it will be tight and super easy barely an inconvenience...

  • @kalebross6033
    @kalebross6033 5 років тому +23

    Man this screen rant was *TIGHT*

  • @elinoreotheunicorn7862
    @elinoreotheunicorn7862 4 роки тому +10

    “I said he’s cool of course he likes jazz.” 😂

  • @FqrGaming
    @FqrGaming 5 років тому +41

    Bro do Venom!!

  • @danielbyrne5402
    @danielbyrne5402 4 роки тому +8

    "im a good writer" I have to use that line for every excuse ever from now on

  • @DarthRoe
    @DarthRoe 5 років тому +15

    I actually watched this the other day and was absolutely impressed with just how good of a movie this was all the way up until Harry got his memories back. the instant that happens the movie takes a hardcore nose dive and that's when everyone's complaints about the movie begin. it's like they decided to take two other movies and cram them in the last thirty mins or so of the movie.

  • @junwoojang2941
    @junwoojang2941 2 роки тому +1

    The thought of Peter swinging back to his place naked after the symbiote leaves him just makes me lol

  • @jonathanbreitman1252
    @jonathanbreitman1252 5 років тому +59

    Awesome pitch!! Lol “Im a great screen writer”...
    Please do a breaking bad pitch

  • @subhadeepdey3111
    @subhadeepdey3111 Рік тому +14

    The musical number of Peter dancing becoming a hit after a decade is TIGHT!!

  • @mj6400
    @mj6400 5 років тому +6

    “That is how church works.” 😂😂😂

  • @bendersgame5464
    @bendersgame5464 Рік тому +1

    "That's a very patient symbiote."
    The delivery of this line couldn't have been any better.

  • @VoidlessHue
    @VoidlessHue 5 років тому +69

    Despicable me
    Cars
    Shrek
    Titanic
    Godfather

    • @CertifiedFresh7
      @CertifiedFresh7 5 років тому +3

      2 girls 1 cup
      1 man 1 jar
      3 guys 1 hammer
      1 psycho 1 ice pick
      Pain Olympics

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 4 роки тому +32

    "Does Peter need a close connection with every villian"
    Well Spider-Man for the PS4 won't sell itself

  • @iddjamal9451
    @iddjamal9451 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my God I just came from rewatching this movie and the first thing that pops up on my recommendations is this video😂😂

  • @quietish4420
    @quietish4420 4 роки тому +9

    I was doing a try not to laugh challenge for this one specifically
    I cracked on the sand experiments at 2 AM 😂😂

  • @traxagenda3445
    @traxagenda3445 4 роки тому +17

    "Actually it was super easy. Barely an Inconvenience"
    😂😂
    Get me in every video

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436 4 роки тому +38

    “Last week I heard my niece cough so I went outside and stole a car.”
    “Not your fault”
    “I know that’s what I explained to the screaming people inside the car”
    Among the greatest exchanges ever 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 2 роки тому +28

    "Yo, your dad killed himself, I cleaned his wounds"
    "How could a butler tell if a person killed themselves, merely by cleaning their wounds? How is even possible?"
    "I don't know!"

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому +2

      The Butler was a hallucination, just Harry coming to terms with the fact that his dad was a villain .

    • @rayyanmerchant6681
      @rayyanmerchant6681 2 роки тому

      Butler be like:
      "Ya know, I am something of a forensic scientist myself"

  • @ijustpostmemesinthecomment8338
    @ijustpostmemesinthecomment8338 3 роки тому +4

    1:15 Bro that went from 0 to 100 reeeeal fast

  • @valysheev
    @valysheev 5 років тому +15

    Ryan...thank you

  • @omairkhan9167
    @omairkhan9167 5 років тому +3

    Ha😂ha 😂 waking up and swung home naked! 4:37

  • @mickeypedersen2062
    @mickeypedersen2062 4 роки тому +7

    How to make the perfect film; “watch screenrant and take notes”

  • @danieldishon688
    @danieldishon688 5 років тому +31

    "So he prays to God in church asking him to kill Peter Parker"
    "That is how church works"
    That was possibly the cringyest part of the movie lol.

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 4 роки тому +2

      Charlie Vetsworth look, I agree with you, but if you want to convince people to reevaluate their beliefs you should be a bit more tactful. Otherwise you’re just preaching to the choir, ironically, and you may as well not have said anything.

    • @Dantheman-bw8hv
      @Dantheman-bw8hv 3 роки тому

      Wrath IS a deadly sin

    • @katherineheasley6196
      @katherineheasley6196 2 роки тому +1

      No, I'm pretty sure the hip thrusting was the most cringy part.

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 роки тому

      Not if you actually understood the character. The point of the scene was to demonstrate how much of a sociopath Eddie Brock is. Its hinted at in the beginning where he sees Gwen hanging on for dear life but values taking pictures of what's going on over actually giving a reaction suggesting that he cared for her.

    • @danieldishon688
      @danieldishon688 2 роки тому

      @@resikin I get the point of what it's supposed to represent, that doesn't change that it's the most cringe way of trying to show that.

  • @presidentadrian
    @presidentadrian 5 років тому +77

    This cured my depression!

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 5 років тому +4

      Thats not how depression works

    • @rui_si
      @rui_si 5 років тому +1

      So I hear you have a new mental illness for me?
      Yes Sir I do. Your depression is super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @thewarriorrlsh
      @thewarriorrlsh 5 років тому +1

      Depression is tight!

  • @waynestrange
    @waynestrange 3 роки тому +4

    “Could you please kill Peter Parker?”
    “Well that IS how church works!”

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 5 років тому +26

    - I'm a good writer
    - Oh!? Well, ok then
    :D:D:D

  • @BloodyWallz
    @BloodyWallz 3 роки тому +5

    I truly love how they glossed over the musical number thing. That was good👌😌

  • @lainapug871
    @lainapug871 5 років тому +8

    “So last week I heard my niece coughed and stole a car”
    “Not your fault”
    “I know that’s what I explained to the screaming people inside”
    😂 made my night with that 👌🏽

  • @MavvyMaloneTV
    @MavvyMaloneTV 4 роки тому +4

    "I said he's cool, *of course* he's into jazz!" 😂😂😂

  • @devlinm5398
    @devlinm5398 5 років тому +24

    Holy sh*t this guy is killing me

  • @TheFenwayman1912
    @TheFenwayman1912 7 місяців тому +1

    "Hey god can you kill Peter" "that is how church works" lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @antwaingreen1589
    @antwaingreen1589 5 років тому +37

    The eyes make the suit look better

    • @thewarriorrlsh
      @thewarriorrlsh 5 років тому +1

      Ikr I was thinking the same thing lol

  • @catsupchutney
    @catsupchutney 5 років тому +28

    Hey God could you please kill Peter Parker?
    _That is how church works._

  • @thezaxzax1084
    @thezaxzax1084 2 роки тому +5

    I'm going to see "No Way Home" tomorrow and watching all your pitches as a refresher
    Can't wait for a next one!!!!

  • @himanshupathak2197
    @himanshupathak2197 3 роки тому +3

    "that is how church works!" Haha on point. 😆

  • @TheRedVelvetScare
    @TheRedVelvetScare 5 років тому +6

    I couldn't stop laughing at "he falls inside a big science hole" 😂😂😂

  • @pianomarc8472
    @pianomarc8472 5 років тому +8

    superbad pitch meeting?
    love the videos man, thank you for all the laughs

  • @MattMillwardUK
    @MattMillwardUK 4 роки тому +4

    this is like my 12th pitch meeting and i finally predicted the
    "barely an inconvenience" this time

  • @TheJim42069
    @TheJim42069 2 роки тому +2

    I just got a visual of Peter swinging home naked...thanks a lot 🤣 just flapping in the breeze 💀

  • @arghscuffelbut3226
    @arghscuffelbut3226 5 років тому +3

    "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is one of my favourite catchphrases.