@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a native Russian speaker, i ofittialy confirm, that "катать" is correct in this situathion. In fact, that's more unofficial word, so that sound more native
I'm from Russia and you are the most impressive language speaker I EVER heard! You're only a tiny bit away from sounding pure russian! I guess if the bartender gave you shot before you started, you'd sound perfect, but Who knows? Серьёзно, такой уровень я не видел никогда, а ты тут ещё и жанглируешь языками. Реально гигачад сигма.
I admit to say you actually sounded like a REAL RUSSIAN when you said "конечно, я катаю в каэску!". That was really the most native way to say that coz only native russian speakers say the phrase that way. Сигма гигачад as always!
@@arogueburrito his accent's good but still not native. If he talked to a Russian with that accent he would easily be understood but still his interlocutor would notice that he's a foreigner. And he actually sounds somewhat pouty
Thanks to you, I'm now fluent in the albanian sign language and I've been continuously harassing people with it, I think they think I'm deaf 🤩 Plus my hand game went up through the roof 🥺
In Russia, I had friends from Brazil who spoke Russian really well, almost without an accent. Brazilians speaking Russian sound like super caring grandparents. Alphamale sounds the other way
I honestly can't tell if he's an actual polyglot or if he's very good at memorization while having a passion for languages, deriving his own unique style of humor from it.
His French accent is so good that he must speak French to an upper intermediate or advanced level. I cannot comment on other languages, apart from English.
@@matthewr.1486 To be honest most British people I have met who speak French do not speak so well, although I have only heard a bit from him. I suspect accents are improving due to the Internet.
As an hyper polyglot myself I can confirm that these were indeed native speakers. The authenticity of their accents pumped my blood to learn more 12 languages in the last 5 minutes. I can hear the whispers of God now
That was fun, man! We need a part 2, now! Also, what a coincidence, I could not notice your friend at 1:48 to 1:50 has a fatty lump on his back! Just like I had. Mine was cut out a couple of days ago. Tell your friend to visit a doctor.
@@NoNTr1v1aL Bump the lump! Haha! Supposedly, usually it's nothing serious, man. Just bad aesthetics. I had mine for about 2 years, didn't want to visit a doctor, because of a "gigachad" attitude and used lockdowns as an excuse, but finally did it.
This is an example of the true hard experiences our UA-cam Polyglot Superiors have to endure that They don't show us. I will be subscribing, bless You for sharing the truth 🙏
I just had a feeling this viddy was gonna be a banger, however it greatly exceeded my already high expectations for it, I'm genuinely impressed. Amazing work as always bud. 11/10
I LOVE your challenge. Have been searching for something like this for SO long. Please put Dutch in one of your video's. Just say Scheveningen or Gouda. (some Dutch city with a G) with the most American accent possible and you'll have made my year. :) Much love from a Dutch person (whose blood boils every time someone says they have only learned Dutch for the weed)
Should aliens ever visit us, we’re sending this guy. Not to learn their language but to shock them that he already speaks it
We all know AASL is the universal galactic language.
@@ankhi3585 Can you all help me with my goal of learning ancient albanian sign language
“I get abducted by aliens, but they don’t know I speak their language…”
666 likes lol
@@CloudFizzle This comment will get 1k likes soon.
as a person who is fluent in speaking Native, this is truly incredible, i've never seen anyone speaking the native language so well
@Lawurence fluent in speaking Native??
@@dan-unneeded woosh
Yeah, weird right?
I’m a native speaker too, I come from my native country
I wish more people would learn Native
as a native speaker, this is so SHOCKING to me
Omg you're a native speaker? Me too!!
,.,.nm
@@israellai me three
@@fafalur7722 me four
@@israellai Me Billion
As a Senegalese I can confirm that he speaks perfect Russian.
He doesn't, I'm Russian.
@@Stephanie-ud5gg "You wouldn't get it"
@mysqlinfo do you not know how jokes work?
It is not possible to speak a language 100% perfect
@@lestath2345 he speak perfect Russian though. We speak that way in southern Siberia.
"I speak Russian, I play CSGO" all those languages he knows and he chose to speak facts
He also nailed that phrase, said it the way native speaker would do
He dont said "play", he said "driving" in Russian
@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a Russian myself i can say that this is the way most of CS:GO players say "I play CS:GO" in Russia
@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a native Russian speaker, i ofittialy confirm, that "катать" is correct in this situathion. In fact, that's more unofficial word, so that sound more native
I translated this for non-Russian speakers, долбаёб
As a native speaker of all languages i'm shocked
How?
@@user-er9xc6mp7f bing chilling?
@@powdergate омерикан меме?
@@user-er9xc6mp7f 😂
Asalamualakum jaan e kaka, shuma khuban?
As a Russian, watching this "Russian" chief speak Russian was extraordinary.
Постановочное видео. Это же видно, спектакль
@@frenglish4669 никто не спорит.
БЛЕЕН
Я ниче не понял из того, что он сказал 😂
@@frenglish4669 юмористическое.
As a polyglot AND native speaker I am shocked and shocking
I forgot the part where that's my problem
@@ip5676 gonna cry?
@@languageenthusiast283 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes
Lol
@@ip5676 bruh
You exceeded all my expectations with this video, absolutely loved it
Really appreciate that
gh
Yeah, his previous videos are kinda cringy, but this one is really funny.
@@LanguageSimp T E A C H M E A N C H I E N T A L B A N I A N S I G N L A N G U A G E
@@LanguageSimp is this real
i did not expect such a cinematographic masterpiece LMAO, this was genuinely fantastic! 🧡
I'm from Russia and you are the most impressive language speaker I EVER heard! You're only a tiny bit away from sounding pure russian! I guess if the bartender gave you shot before you started, you'd sound perfect, but Who knows?
Серьёзно, такой уровень я не видел никогда, а ты тут ещё и жанглируешь языками. Реально гигачад сигма.
@Gustafius Knautschus кста да
Я в последний раз так охуел когда увидел ту серию симпсонов про дом Фландерса, где ещё коридор сужался, тут такая же умора.
gh
Хайперполиглот гигачад альфамейл.
овео ажуее ьёзьн мавкой
Native russian speaker was so shocked about him speaking english, that he even forgot how to speak russian lol
+“You speak Esperanto?”
-“Yeah.”
+” Get the fuck out of my kitchen!”
@Sasha05 precisely!
I admit to say you actually sounded like a REAL RUSSIAN when you said "конечно, я катаю в каэску!". That was really the most native way to say that coz only native russian speakers say the phrase that way. Сигма гигачад as always!
Откуда он блять знает? Как?
is the accent good? I'm a native English speaker with very limited Russian background, but that sounded like a great accent to me
@@arogueburrito his accent's good but still not native. If he talked to a Russian with that accent he would easily be understood but still his interlocutor would notice that he's a foreigner. And he actually sounds somewhat pouty
@@arogueburrito 92%
@@vichi9923 thanks for the info!
Thanks to you, I'm now fluent in the albanian sign language and I've been continuously harassing people with it, I think they think I'm deaf 🤩
Plus my hand game went up through the roof 🥺
You too speak it! It’s a very rare language, especially cause it is ancient. 🙏👐🙏🙏👐👐🙏🙏🙏?
@@_perza Can you check my accent?
🤚🤏🖐👏👏👽👽👽👏🤚🖐✋️
Albanian is the weird language, it’s is it’s own language and isn’t really in a language branch
"you speak esperanto? get out of my kitchen"
best part of the video by far
Absolutely!
Sed iomete ofenda
@@pomoruga1469 to those native esperanto speakers? lol
As a South Americanese, i can confirm that he speaks Russian with a perfect Brazillian accent.
In Russia, I had friends from Brazil who spoke Russian really well, almost without an accent. Brazilians speaking Russian sound like super caring grandparents. Alphamale sounds the other way
@@ekaterinamyslinskaya how can i sound like an alpha male 😭😭😭😭
@@SenaHawe Imitate a strong russian accent speak English, of course
Yeah, I also thought the chef is actually Latin American
As an Australian I was shocked at his perfect accent!
Did you mean SHOKED?
sounded nothing like it
This is pure entertainment, this is what the internet was made for hahaha thank you man. From Shanghai, I needed this laugh ❤❤
祝你快乐，真好看hyperpolyglot gigachad
@@thedarkloon1563 我是外国人住在上海我也是 hyperglot gigachad
@@ticketforlife2103 我们都是 hyperpolyglot gigachad
do you speak shanghainese or mandarin?
What are you doing here, i thought UA-cam is banned there
I honestly can't tell if he's an actual polyglot or if he's very good at memorization while having a passion for languages, deriving his own unique style of humor from it.
His French accent is so good that he must speak French to an upper intermediate or advanced level. I cannot comment on other languages, apart from English.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ french was the first language he learned so yeah i'd say he does speak it at least conversational
@@matthewr.1486 To be honest most British people I have met who speak French do not speak so well, although I have only heard a bit from him. I suspect accents are improving due to the Internet.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ honestly idk how people learned accents back in the day. Must've been such a pain
@@ahab9712 I think mostly they didn’t.
Now this is some hyper polyglot gigachad alpha quality content
“Soy un gringo, pero hablo espanol perfecta-fucking-mente.”
I’m dead dude.
Pure, unadulterated surrealism. 10/10.
So this is what it's like to be a polyglot! So inspirational
Idk why he makes such complicated videos, but I really like it for some reason, the randomness is so entertaining
As an Esperanto speaker, you butchered that pronunciation and I absolutely love it
Same. Somehow it made it funnier.
We are both Esperanto speakers. He just made it funnier than a sit com
found every esperanto speaker there is
I want to fight you
@@Knappnax hahah ikr there are only like 5 real life speakers of esperanto
0:43 is a Chinese one
+1000 social credits
I became a polyglot this morning and I am impressed how well you speak Albanian!!!
“Omg Please reproduce with my wife!”
For some odd reason everyone seems to be overlooking this line 😶 but in my opinion it definitely stands out 😆
"конечно, я катаю в каэску"
God, this is perfect level of russian. You did native speaker laugh to tears))
The other day I met someone who spoke my native language, german.
I also live in Germany. So that might be why.
hahaha !!!! Lol
xD
2:35 we see the difference beetween hyper polyglot giga chad and others
"wsh la fuking street" and wsh ma rouf"
I wasn't sure he spoke Russian fluently until I heard "ya katayu v kaesku" 1:12
“I’ve just got a call that some asshole polyglot was in here shocking natives” lmao bro this one is golden
As an hyper polyglot myself I can confirm that these were indeed native speakers. The authenticity of their accents pumped my blood to learn more 12 languages in the last 5 minutes. I can hear the whispers of God now
That was fun, man! We need a part 2, now!
Also, what a coincidence, I could not notice your friend at 1:48 to 1:50 has a fatty lump on his back! Just like I had. Mine was cut out a couple of days ago. Tell your friend to visit a doctor.
Pls bump this comment to the top so that he knows.
@@NoNTr1v1aL Bump the lump! Haha! Supposedly, usually it's nothing serious, man. Just bad aesthetics. I had mine for about 2 years, didn't want to visit a doctor, because of a "gigachad" attitude and used lockdowns as an excuse, but finally did it.
tell larry david about it
boost!
When he started speaking ~Australian~ I was dying 😅. The cop was no match for an alpha gigachad hyperpolyglot!
This video proves that ability to speak many languages can saves our lifes someday
As someone from Alabama I cant believe he spoke with a perfect Albanian accent!
"Please reproduce in my wife. How many languages do you speak?"
I get this all the time when I speak Chinese.
This is an example of the true hard experiences our UA-cam Polyglot Superiors have to endure that They don't show us. I will be subscribing, bless You for sharing the truth 🙏
I just had a feeling this viddy was gonna be a banger, however it greatly exceeded my already high expectations for it, I'm genuinely impressed. Amazing work as always bud. 11/10
As someone who's trying to learn native this is so impressive... Keep up it :D
I honestly somehow thought you'd do an actual in public video but I underestimated you somehow. We need more of this man!
I feel bad for the Esperanto speaker. 🤣
Same, because the Esperanto language is just an artificial language.
As a native I can defintely say that this guy is a speaker
Just beautiful. Just the right amount of suspense and amazing knowledge of all languages thrown your way.
1:31 Russians always guess the American accent, like me.
Better than modern movies😂😂😂
this is hilarious. keep the videos coming :D
Bro we need more of these, we need to learn more native!
After learning every language natively tomorrow, I was absolutely SHOCKED since you, an American, could speak my native language!
LMAO this is your best vid so far man. I was laughing the whole time, well done you hyperpolyglot gigachad
im a swiss german native speaker and even if he didn't speak my language he still managed to stunn me and my wife!
I saw this video one year ago and then I wanted to watch again so I came back, this is a masterpiece.
This made me laugh a lot. Hope part 2 is on the way
While the plot is a whole mess, all i can think of while watching this is all of these men having an orrgy
No doubt. They pass around le dicqué.
Sigma male grind set right there
same
This channel will reach 1M so quickly!
This is homoerotic content and I'm living.
Si eres poliglota entenderas este mensaje y le daras like porque tus videos están super geniales. Gracias capo!
You are Officially the bestest most recognised and the greatest polyglot to ever Grace UA-cam. The sensei to all senseis.
We NEED a part 2!
Bro, this video is just GORGEOUS
I'd love if this were a series
What a rollercoaster of emotions
4:22 holy shit he's fluent in my language
what is that language
@@illya1842 australian
The production value on this one is great. That warrants a chef's kiss
Your best video yet. And that's saying something because all your videos are funny af.
2:40 "ouèche ma ɹoufe" pour "wesh mon reuf" m'a achevé
This is the greatest piece of art I have ever witnessed in this mortal life
Wow just amazing. More please
I am looking foward to the next episode 😂😂😂
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
a piece of art
This was one of the greatest video I have watched
thanks mr.polyglot
Tnx goooood, finally someone talking about Esperanto
Now this was so random.... I love it
It inspired me to do the same, thank you!
man, this is like 2012 UA-cam where people just make silly video with their bros
This is unbelievably funny. Ty for this Language Simp, I've recommended it to all my friends
Thanks for the 200k special
"Quoi de la fuck" est mon nouveau juron préféré, il faut absolument que je le ressorte. 😁
I thought he start to speak Fishish 4:06
AHAHAHAHAHAH NO WAY I CHOKED ON YOUR COMMENT
I am so glad those shorts were part of a bigger video, this is a masterpiece we don't deserve
I LOVE your challenge. Have been searching for something like this for SO long.
Please put Dutch in one of your video's. Just say Scheveningen or Gouda. (some Dutch city with a G) with the most American accent possible and you'll have made my year. :)
Much love from a Dutch person (whose blood boils every time someone says they have only learned Dutch for the weed)
2:16 LMAO
I'm watching this like it's been a year but now it's only been an hour
Wow that was amazing!!! Hollywood quality
I’m from lebanon 🇱🇧 thx Fr putting my country in ur video picture!
На самом деле, очень интересно смотреть, как иностранцы говорят на твоём языке))
Определённо
Mi ne estas vera lingva lernanto 😭😭
Lol
Eliru el mia kuirejo, nun! >:(
Kio? Ke mi gastigis vin per Pasporta Servo? Ho fek, bone... do kuiru ion bonan! Kaj parolu veran lignvon >;C
This is THE BEST Language video I've ever seen!! This is so funny!! 😂😂
I expected something sub-par but this video is actually way better than that. Thank you :D
Аххаахха, прикольно:) Восхищаюсь людьми, говорящими на нескольких языках, хотелось бы также😄
он очень плохо говорит по русски
Если бы вас хотелось, то вы бы говорили:)
@@MrFenix6921уже отлично
That's how people who speaks 2 languages and half think the world gonna be when they learn more than 5 languages kkkkk
És brasileiro?
@@Bl4z3MC He is Nothing
@@liszt646 What?
@@Bl4z3MC Nihil = nothing
#braziliannazilaugh
This is one of those videos that just keep on getting crazier and crazier.
This was inspired. Thank you Professor Simp
The sexual tension throughout the entire video
that cook is a LEGEND
hahaha i hope you had fun filming this masterpiece 🥺
We need a full movie for this