I BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT

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  • @fryguythe777th
    @fryguythe777th Рік тому +1101

    I’m an ancient roman and I can confirm that Joe is speaking perfect Latin

  • @juan_salvador_gaviota
    @juan_salvador_gaviota Рік тому +1319

    I’m also Chinese and can confirm that Joe speaks Chinese at a D1 level.

    • @aku4772
      @aku4772 Рік тому +81

      Joe got into Division 1?!?!?!? Congrats to him!

    • @eddychanter2172
      @eddychanter2172 Рік тому +3

      Fr

    • @friedchicken8440
      @friedchicken8440 Рік тому +69

      He reached Diamond 1? He's high elo holy

    • @lehmann1808
      @lehmann1808 Рік тому +19

      I'm native chinese I can confirm that joe speaks chinese at s1 level, means shit 1

    • @crispiio
      @crispiio Рік тому +31

      i'm native chinese, can confirm that he speaks d1 level chinese (dogwater 1)

  • @rvdzst
    @rvdzst Рік тому +1460

    As a Chinese living in Norway and learning Romanian but unfortunately speaking only Russian I can confidently say that Joe speaks flawless Greek.

    • @2ndacc618
      @2ndacc618 Рік тому +6

      Im accually learning norsk but im really bad at it

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo Рік тому +1

      @@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2
      🇨🇳🇳🇴🇷🇴🇷🇺🇬🇷

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza Рік тому +11

      ​@@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2 and 🇬🇷

    • @sharky966
      @sharky966 Рік тому +3

      Not Greek

    • @spirostrak
      @spirostrak Рік тому +2

      As a fluent Belgian speaker I can confirm

  • @VF010
    @VF010 Рік тому +538

    "I could be the Yuri Gagarin of autotune Chinese"
    Probably the first human to ever say those words in that exact order.
    What a time to be alive.
    Io non parlo inglese!

  • @PrivateLZG
    @PrivateLZG Рік тому +95

    This comment is american.
    This comment is british.
    This comment is australian.
    This comment is canadian.

    • @sqmdk
      @sqmdk 2 місяці тому +4

      forgot the innit and the tea emoji at the UK

  • @kneegoblin4352
    @kneegoblin4352 Рік тому +2800

    As a Swede I would be criticizing you for not actually being fluent in Swedish, however as you have pointed out, I am simply too busy arguing with The Danes and Norwegians about who has the ugliest language. (Obviously Danish)

    • @hambster9759
      @hambster9759 Рік тому +20

      ​@@mostlynothing8130 depressed Norwegian*

    • @CO0L_CAT
      @CO0L_CAT Рік тому +19

      @@mostlynothing8130 the danes could be considered rude, since it sounds like they speak with food in their mouth. Why do you have to take someone angry seriously?

    • @croucha1r237
      @croucha1r237 Рік тому +12

      ​@@mostlynothing8130 oh hahaha you will. A Danish being angry sounds like a car trying to start. It never does. And in the north of Norway they swear every sentence

    • @croucha1r237
      @croucha1r237 Рік тому +24

      As a Norwegian i hear that the Swedish was terrible but it doesn't matter cause danish is worse

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Рік тому +5

      ​@@F1gillesla 7awl Walla qowatta ila Bellah 😔🙏 god save the Danish from this language 🤲🤲 ameen

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 Рік тому +422

    "A polyglot became a monolingual beta and became a polyglot again."

    • @Andra1150
      @Andra1150 Рік тому +10

      It's like flying in an airplane, jumping out of it and jumping back into the cockpit.

    • @Jonassoe
      @Jonassoe Рік тому +6

      It's like that story about a fitness trainer who decided to become fat and out of shape so he could get in shape again and prove everyone could do it.

    • @MAKO_192
      @MAKO_192 Рік тому

      ​@@Andra1150 rendezook moment.

  • @therookie5182
    @therookie5182 Рік тому +3719

    Monolingualism is our generation's biggest threat.

    • @kooly_cs
      @kooly_cs Рік тому +25

      ​@Plopi Ninety Six I agree

    • @WilliamParkerer
      @WilliamParkerer Рік тому +82

      Can't agree more. Monolingualism is also a cause of MAGA.

    • @jackcollins87
      @jackcollins87 Рік тому +16

      hechos

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Рік тому +89

      This is true, we need to teach every language (except esperanto) to a monolingual beta

    • @Williamatics
      @Williamatics Рік тому

      @@WilliamParkerer Least insane leftist

  • @Robespierre-lI
    @Robespierre-lI Рік тому +91

    I think what irritates people about "fake polyglots" is the appearance that they are NOT necessarily doing it for the love of languages but, rather, for clicks.

    • @Ce0ammer
      @Ce0ammer Рік тому

      I guess they need to pay their bills somehow.
      ¡Es muy importante para la vida, para adelante!

    • @HenryLoenwind
      @HenryLoenwind Рік тому +7

      @@Ce0ammer Sure. But there's a very dark and deep valley of deception between "being honest" and "acting". Gier frisst Seele, Kollege!

    • @alanaadornato5596
      @alanaadornato5596 6 місяців тому +6

      I think the reason people can't stand "polyglots" is because they are the equivalent to those people who pretend to play violin outside of a Walmart. People have worked so hard and have even gone to school in order to hone their skills just for some liar to make even more than them. It's downright insulting.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@alanaadornato5596 fair point. And there's plenty of other analogies like that which would work. Pseudo: archeologists and pseudo-historians who just make up total nonsense and pretend they've done the hard research. Every fraudste who ever tried to sell people something that doesn't work.
      But your example is right on point.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Ce0ammer Think about what you're saying. You're totally okay with the idea of living in a society where the need to pay bills is a moral excuse for deception, deceit, lying, fraud and what else?
      Sorry but I don't want to live in your amoral free market capitalist hellscape. You'll find that most people feel the same way

  • @aeonarin
    @aeonarin Рік тому +258

    Let's not gatekeep hobbies, but also lets not change the meaning of words because we want to feel better about ourselves. If you learn multiple languages at A1-A2 level, you are a language enthusiast, not a polyglot. I should know, I started 7 languages but I can only hold a conversation in two. I'm no polyglot, I just have ADHD.

    • @SiGa-i1r
      @SiGa-i1r Рік тому +42

      It's not ADHD. It is a b c d.

    • @monsieurLDN
      @monsieurLDN 11 місяців тому +5

      Youre wrong i would like to tell it to you in multipls languages but youre a bilingual beta

    • @starheart04
      @starheart04 11 місяців тому

      Can relate😂

    • @alexanderkatz1100
      @alexanderkatz1100 5 місяців тому

      same

    • @SunshineTheLover
      @SunshineTheLover 4 місяці тому

      ✈️

  • @muffinland
    @muffinland Рік тому +577

    It was crazy, I am a certified Monolingual Beta, but after watching this, I learned I understand Italian, Chinese, Swahili, Swedish, Bulgarian and Latin perfectly. Joe Linguistico is the greatest language tutor ever. I'm learning Proto-Indo-European now and expect to be fluent by the end of the summer.

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk Рік тому +11

      Mon amie, tu es vrai!

    • @grebo8382
      @grebo8382 Рік тому

      efter du lärt dig protoindoeuropeiska borde du ta dig an fornnordiska

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 Рік тому +6

      Mein Freund, Du hast Recht!

    • @Turagrong
      @Turagrong Рік тому +2

      Is your name Davos by any chance?

    • @jackchi7608
      @jackchi7608 Рік тому +3

      ok now I wanna learn proto indoeuropean

  • @kipchickensout
    @kipchickensout Рік тому +911

    I love how he edited the html so it says american instead of english 😂 such dedication

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj Рік тому +489

    One of the cool things about English is that it has so many dialects, you can always pretend to be speaking on of them, Latin takes this idea to the extreme

    • @astrOtuba
      @astrOtuba Рік тому +23

      Proto-Indo-European: Hold my beer

    • @astrOtuba
      @astrOtuba Рік тому +14

      By the way, it's _American_ 🙃

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic Рік тому +6

      Please never learn about slavic langauges 😩

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI Рік тому +10

      ​​@@Leon.Stanic being a native English speaker, it's always a surprise to discover languages that have a higher degree of mutual intelligibility. Slavic languages are a great example. North Germanic languages too.
      I imagine if i were to learn Polish, for example, it would open a window into a huge chunk of eastern Europe. Most people learn Russian, if they learn a Slavic language but i wonder which one has the most mutual intelligibility with the most Slavic languages. I doubt that it is Russian.

    • @c.e.o.9985
      @c.e.o.9985 Рік тому +1

      Italian: hold my beer

  • @dagerz2004
    @dagerz2004 Рік тому +189

    Being a native Mexican, I can confirm that Joe speaks fluent portuguese, since that's how I sound when I speak spanish but drunk

    • @martimlopes8833
      @martimlopes8833 Рік тому +10

      Oh meu deus, adoro que a minha língua seja o espanhol dos bêbados

    • @pelletrouge3032
      @pelletrouge3032 Рік тому +5

      @@martimlopes8833 dos bêbados?? Por qué no requiere más estar aborrachado?

    • @alexandergrogudragontrainer
      @alexandergrogudragontrainer Рік тому +1

      Ay Dios mio esto tiene que ser un broma no ?

    • @pelletrouge3032
      @pelletrouge3032 Рік тому +1

      @@alexandergrogudragontrainer una broma*

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Рік тому

      Fluent Español spicy 🤑

  • @Mostirrelevant
    @Mostirrelevant Рік тому +31

    The witness guy is just too great. Has three nationalities at once. He's so unique and special

    • @Mostirrelevant
      @Mostirrelevant 2 місяці тому

      1:33 which reminds me: why are you so interested in learning these foreign unpopular languages? Do you want to say that USA has to improve its image or?

  • @lefurrling
    @lefurrling Рік тому +98

    As an ancient Roman, I can say this man speaks fluent Barbarian.

  • @lorenzobarbieri9658
    @lorenzobarbieri9658 Рік тому +130

    As an Italian I’m ashamed with myself that you can speak my language better than me, but I only speak almost four languages, I still have a long road ahead of me before becoming even half of what you are today

    • @axelzamboni
      @axelzamboni Рік тому +5

      coddio parla meglio del 90% degli italiani

    • @Divinity-of-sin
      @Divinity-of-sin Рік тому +2

      I Giorno Govanna have a dream

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Рік тому +1

      Lui parla migliore che il cittadino italiano promedio lol

    • @volh1volh195
      @volh1volh195 Рік тому +3

      No wonder he speaks Italian better than you. The Italian language was invented in America.

    • @adosian
      @adosian Рік тому

      It's impressive as an Italian that you can speak American

  • @yan-bbyan
    @yan-bbyan Рік тому +755

    As an actual native Bulgarian speaker, I can confirm Джо отлично говорит по-русски

    • @vasiliylukashonok7118
      @vasiliylukashonok7118 Рік тому +62

      блин... I used to think I can understand Bulgarian even without learning it... Now I'm depressed

    • @yan-bbyan
      @yan-bbyan Рік тому +36

      @@vasiliylukashonok7118 Bulgarian is actually harder to learn than the most difficult language (Spanish). Мои соболезнования.

    • @simontollin2004
      @simontollin2004 Рік тому +22

      ​@@yan-bbyan не толкова трудно е, само глаголната система малко сложна е

    • @goatgamer001
      @goatgamer001 Рік тому +11

      ​@@vasiliylukashonok7118 if you know Cyrillic alphabet and any language similar to Bulgarian, you may understand Bulgarian

    • @yan-bbyan
      @yan-bbyan Рік тому +13

      @@simontollin2004 а за теб май е малко сложно да разбереш кога хората се бъзикат :) не вземай всичко насериозно

  • @aiorosgalaviz9298
    @aiorosgalaviz9298 Рік тому +32

    As a Latin native speaker I can say dude, you speak Latin just perfectly, I'm impressed

  • @mainlander3920
    @mainlander3920 Рік тому +87

    The secret to become a hyperpolyglot relatively fast and without cheats is just learning the 5 languages closest to your own.

    • @OsamaBknLaden
      @OsamaBknLaden Рік тому +3

      Gang

    • @ahenci
      @ahenci Рік тому +6

      Does learning Brazilian Portuguese and European Portuguese count as two languages?

    • @ronarnett4811
      @ronarnett4811 Рік тому +4

      Which for an English speaker means just about all of the Europeain languages.

    •  11 місяців тому +6

      So in Balkans everybody is hiperpolyglot gigachad

    • @markbecker5951
      @markbecker5951 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@Nah. It's all the same language. Just different dialects. My brother is German, married to a Croatian women and speaks Croatian. He always tries to claim he also speaks Serbian, Slovak etc.
      That simply doesn't count. Otherwise I speak American, English, Australian etc and Austrian, German, Swiss etc.

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight Рік тому +262

    We can be the _Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha Male Association_ , or HYGAMA for short.

    • @LanguageSimp
      @LanguageSimp  Рік тому +156

      needs to be gender inclusive

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Рік тому +86

      @@LanguageSimp Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha People Association

    • @etruscanetwork
      @etruscanetwork Рік тому +37

      ​@@ethandouro4334 HYGAPA

    • @ethandouro4334
      @ethandouro4334 Рік тому +6

      @@etruscanetwork See you can even say that you speak in Russian

    • @etruscanetwork
      @etruscanetwork Рік тому +9

      @@ethandouro4334 Ya gavaryu pa ruski, da 😎😎😎😎

  • @SamBatcheldor-ot3rk
    @SamBatcheldor-ot3rk Рік тому +39

    Never thought I’d see someone combine humor and language learning this well. Thank you language simp

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj Рік тому +123

    By making this video, he's pretending that he wasn't already pretending to be a polyglot in the first place

    • @jamiepianist
      @jamiepianist Рік тому +1

      I know he speaks French fluently, so he's probably a few years off from being a legit polyglot (like the Russian needs time I think; I don't speak Russian)

    • @eleneberidze04
      @eleneberidze04 Рік тому

      @@jamiepianist I speak fluent Russian, it does take a lot of time but I grew up with Russian cartoons so not in my case

    • @severiss
      @severiss Рік тому +3

      ​@@jamiepianisti'm probably late, but as a russian native speaker - his russian is pretty decent. so if american counts you could consider him as a polyglot.

  • @zolyguy
    @zolyguy Рік тому +25

    In 2017, I went to the Polyglot Conference in Iceland. When you show up in person and not behind a UA-cam camera, it's pretty clear who has proficiency and who doesn't.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Рік тому +4

      Can i enter it even tho i'm only fluent in 2 languages ?

    • @zolyguy
      @zolyguy Рік тому

      @@shigekax Anyone can go

    • @legendsofthemyths
      @legendsofthemyths Місяць тому

      I don't know english, can i attend too?​@@shigekax

  • @whatisthisnewfeaturehandle
    @whatisthisnewfeaturehandle Рік тому +17

    Holy shit. This is an amazing video... I never expected this from Language Simp. Quitting your job was the right move 👍

  • @philiptren2792
    @philiptren2792 Рік тому +131

    I speak 4 languages to a C2 level.
    *_clears throat_*
    Spanish: Translation Error
    German: Translation Error
    Norwegian: Translation Error

    • @aarongeorge9414
      @aarongeorge9414 Рік тому +2

      Schade

    • @luucy025
      @luucy025 Рік тому +5

      Als ein deutscher kann ich konformieren das du zu einhundert prozent deutsch sprechen kannst

    • @ggag463
      @ggag463 Рік тому +3

      as an spanish speaker puedo confirmar que hablas español hasta mejor que yo y estoy seguro que te entenderían perfectamente en los mas de 20 paises que lo hablan con todas sus diferentes variaciones y acentos.

    • @СергейЛюбимов-у3ф
      @СергейЛюбимов-у3ф Рік тому +1

      Это всего 3 языка

    • @mr_neo2004
      @mr_neo2004 Рік тому +2

      Better Spanish que la mayoria que habla nativo 😭

  • @zephyr9949
    @zephyr9949 Рік тому +35

    I love the subtle shades thrown to Xiaoma throughout this channel’s history

    • @thethirdjegs
      @thethirdjegs 3 місяці тому

      ah, i thought the reason why i felt xiaoma is being targeted is because he is the only polyglot i am familiar with.
      he was actually indeed throwing shades to xiaoma!😂😂😂

  • @zackszigeti3713
    @zackszigeti3713 Рік тому +68

    hope this one doesn't get demonitized bro! on a real note - u srsly built a niche. If I remember correctly, just a year ago 1 million subs seemed unthinkinable (imo u grew very fast).
    Congrats on developing your talent as an entertainer and maybe even cementing yourself as a alpha male for history because you inspire a lot of people.

  • @marcuschen786
    @marcuschen786 Рік тому +7

    I am not Chinese teacher. But I only spend few times to help a Italian man improve his Chinese speaking . Now he will work in Taiwan. I am proud of myself and him.

  • @lilzisokatgeography
    @lilzisokatgeography Рік тому +8

    as a person who only knows a few words/ sentences in a couple languages (russian,french,spanish,italian,american, english,japanese,chinese) you made me want to start properly learning one and i chose deustch. im doing pretty well and your a constant inspiration

    • @NathanGeogussr
      @NathanGeogussr 5 місяців тому

      Lernst du zehn Monaten später immer noch Deutsch?

  • @theepicchickenyt
    @theepicchickenyt Рік тому +25

    The club should be named "International League of Outstanding Very Epic Magnificent Experts of Nlanguage", which can be shortened to "ILOVEMEN".

  • @smaza2
    @smaza2 Рік тому +51

    you should call the club "japanese language and cultural appreciation society"

  • @yass4789
    @yass4789 Рік тому +47

    I'm french learning English and you honestly make me laugh a lot even if I don't get all your jokes (and I'm seriously sad about that). Even your tiktoks are awesome, you really deserve more views on your videos. Tout le monde devrait pouvoir apprécier le contenu d'un tel hyper polyglotte giga chad attractif pour toutes les femmes, et tous les hommes de la Terre.

    • @Inconito___
      @Inconito___ Рік тому +2

      Attirant* 😂, je sais qu'il a un charisme massif mais ce n'est pas une planète

    • @sam_9228
      @sam_9228 Рік тому +1

      mdr j'apprends le français et je suis colombien

    • @harshsrivastava9570
      @harshsrivastava9570 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Inconito___ are you sure though?

    • @AllycatlovesAG
      @AllycatlovesAG Рік тому +4

      Ton anglais est vraiment bon! Anglais est ma langue natif, mais j'ai appris le français en l'école d'immersion. Ma grammaire n'est pas parfait, mais je comprends presque tout. Je veux améliorer mon slang.

    • @sam_9228
      @sam_9228 Рік тому

      @@AllycatlovesAG mdr moi aussi

  • @Ethanol.
    @Ethanol. Рік тому +34

    All jokes aside, this is a great direction you’ve taken your channel. I think your humour is what sells, and doing this is a great idea.

  • @sesmeltz1965
    @sesmeltz1965 Рік тому +13

    I absolutely loved the attempt to embrace your American monolingual roots. I’m only trilingual (and I’m only conversational in Russian and Spanish) but people treat that like it’s some sign of elitist intellectualism.
    No, man, it just makes sense to learn how to talk to people. I live in Texas and my wife is a Russian-speaking Ukrainian. Not saying it isn’t work, but I put less time into learning it than my son puts into Roblox. And I can understand what people are saying in John Wick and Breaking Bad!

    • @Asehpe
      @Asehpe Рік тому

      Hey! Me too! Where in Texas do you live? (My wife is from Kyiv...)

  • @droetker2659
    @droetker2659 Рік тому +26

    Your funniest video so far. Good job, dude.

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Рік тому +19

    Being a polyglot myself, it's nice that you're bringing this point!
    My first language is English, then Russian, today I can say hello in 48 different languages!
    Upon reaching polyglot status, I had to tone it down! The fame was too much, the money was too much. So now I sit alone, watching UA-cam in my mansion with 1864 rooms, and three toilets! Be careful people, this is a warning I don't want this to happen to any of you!

    • @MrSharkFIN
      @MrSharkFIN Рік тому +5

      how many monolinguals are in your basement

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq Рік тому +5

      @@MrSharkFIN enough for every language in existence so he can practice with the native speakers, probably

    • @scotthullinger4684
      @scotthullinger4684 Рік тому +2

      Uh, no. Being able to say "hello" in 48 languages hardly makes you a polyglot. You need a sound degree of actual fluency in order to make such a claim, and you need to be capable of conversing about quite a very wide range of subject matter to claim real fluency.

    • @MrSharkFIN
      @MrSharkFIN Рік тому +4

      @@scotthullinger4684 You, talk respectfully to our fellow polyglots!

    • @scotthullinger4684
      @scotthullinger4684 Рік тому +1

      @@MrSharkFIN - Get a damn clue. They are NOT "polyglots."

  • @RobWords
    @RobWords Рік тому +17

    Youtubing at a D1 level. Bravissimo 👏

    • @rekin1654
      @rekin1654 Рік тому

      I feel like your content is ∞× more educative, yet you manage to make it so interresting as well, which is very hard and rare.
      And you use 6+ languages in your videos(counting usage of several words or sentences from Middle English, Old English, Anglo-Saxon, Proto-germanic and Proto-indoeuropean per video), so you are hyperpolyglot gigachad.

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 Рік тому

      Hi rob

  • @DukeLeoDucks
    @DukeLeoDucks 5 місяців тому +2

    As a monoglot, studying Spanish, I can 100% confirm that his Shwali was spot on not a mistake in his speech tone or grammar.

  • @oosha2000
    @oosha2000 Рік тому +10

    As a bilingualist who speaks Arabic (native language) and English, I appreciate your talent. Keep up the good work.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 11 місяців тому

      Stop being a beta and learn Spanish to become gigachad

  • @yonaholic
    @yonaholic Рік тому +16

    As a hyper giga Chad polly glot fluent in Chinese and American and also Mexican and Mesopotamian sign language, Joe definitely speaks fluent Bulgarian.

  • @jakobmann1497
    @jakobmann1497 Рік тому +41

    The thing he does with his eye is terrifying me so much. Which language do i need to learn to do that?

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic Рік тому +21

      AASL

    • @brittlediamond
      @brittlediamond Рік тому +22

      It's eye-sign language from an extinct afghan tribe. I had to hire a mayan shaman (who could speak perfect ancient mayan language) to be able to contact the spirit of a teacher from the 13th century. He totally didn't scam me, very trustworthy guy.

    • @saraa338
      @saraa338 Рік тому +13

      Ancient Albanian sign language

  • @hanleylopezescano5977
    @hanleylopezescano5977 Рік тому +5

    I really like your channel and your humor sense. I hope you can continue doing it.

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 Рік тому +10

    You should call your new club the “Association of Hyperglottis Megadick Superchadulous Language Gangstas” and your national slogan should be “Bill Cosby Is Innocent”

  • @geezer1024
    @geezer1024 Рік тому +3

    Here is my application.
    (Australian, British, Canadian, Singaporean)
    Y’all
    (American)

  • @whitneysmiltank
    @whitneysmiltank Рік тому +7

    Hahahahahaha that guy who is Italian, Bulgarian and Chinese. Amazing.

  • @Риша-я1ж
    @Риша-я1ж Рік тому +55

    I speak only Russian, but I recently found out that I understand other languages of the Slavic group quite well, so I have started lurning Ukrainian and Polish

    • @accdkx3195
      @accdkx3195 Рік тому +3

      same, girl! польский очень прикольный, хотя, на мой взгляд, сложный всё-таки в понимании с нуля, а с украинским (как и с беларуским) нужна просто практика

    • @goatgamer001
      @goatgamer001 Рік тому +1

      As someone from Greece, I cannot relate to understanding other language based on my default language, but it seems to me that many Slavic countries have similar vocabulary and grammar so they are just the same kind of a foreign language

    • @LowIQsocietymember
      @LowIQsocietymember Рік тому +2

      @@goatgamer001 There's kinda alot of greek vocabulary in other languages due to the inventions, philosophy and other ancient stuff, so you'll find some pieces of greek language everywhere

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 Рік тому

      @@goatgamer001 adding on to the greek loanwords in many indo-european languages, you already know the russian words кукла and стихия

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov Рік тому

      ​@@goatgamer001yup. Especially if we are speaking about them in groups. Like, Eastern Slavic languages IIRC have up to 60% of shared vocabulary

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Рік тому +15

    I love how you keep referring to the Teleprompter, and it's in Mandarin!
    I feel like this video isn't going to get much credit that it deserves! You're gonna have your people that understand all the references and the jokes. Your going to have a lot of stupid people, then you're going to have a lot of people trying to find reasons to justify their anger, keep in mind they respond it be in one language

  • @themissingsock2437
    @themissingsock2437 Рік тому +2

    I was worried that you were going to be a major tool, but then I was reassured that you're just a language simp alpha chad-holio, which transcends alpha-beta ranks, and goes straight to sigma ranks, and you did it all with confidence. Truly amazing and revolutionary.
    Subbing cause I legit found this to be amazing, thanks for existing, homie.

  • @lionelpinkhard6509
    @lionelpinkhard6509 Місяць тому +1

    To be fluent in 6 languages, you just need to pick an easy combination.
    Russian, Serbian, Montenegrin, Bosnian, Croatian and Macedonian.

  • @Alicia-zf3nq
    @Alicia-zf3nq Рік тому +8

    After the great points about not gatekeeping language learning you once again made, I can't believe I wasn't subscribed to you yet. Anyway, I think I can proof (fake) knowing four languages to apply to the club:
    (Greek) Θα ήθελα να γίνω μέρος της ομάδας του Language Simp. (Dutch) Ik leer graag verschillende talen en kan meerdere talen spreken. (German) Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich lehrne Deutsch und ich kann ein klein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. (English) At last, I ran out of things to talk about but please believe that me speaking a sentence in 4 different languages means I can speak these languages.

    • @younglingslayer2147
      @younglingslayer2147 Рік тому

      no hablo espanol bien pero escribo en espanol porque crees que puedo hablar espanol

  • @gabrielecauda9659
    @gabrielecauda9659 Рік тому +7

    Damn, what a great piece of comedy is this video! Loved the jokes and the comedy times. The part of the testimonials really got me, I laughed so hard that I choked myself and started speaking perfect chicken language. And the best part is that you described what is perfectly happening in the language community on UA-cam!
    Hasta pronto, Comandante Gigachad!

  • @andreujuanc
    @andreujuanc Рік тому +4

    As a Native Spanish speaker, "Pastel de Belem 2" Portuguese, "Tiramisu 2" Italian, and "Trolling 1" English, I can say with confidence that your Latin pronunciation was more natural than the pontiff himself. Are you related to Julius Caesar?

  • @incosto6036
    @incosto6036 Рік тому +2

    I used to watch a polyglot who was making classes for 8 languages, claimed to be able to speak on 30 and reading on 50. It was empressive but apart of languages he was just a regural guy...

  • @zenixhaha
    @zenixhaha Рік тому +1

    Mom speaks to me only in Latin and my dad in Swahili. Im impressed by your pronounciation. Its perfect.

  • @4bdnWaffles
    @4bdnWaffles Рік тому +4

    As someone born in 310BCE I can confirm that your Latin is flawless long live Ptolemy ✊

  • @cti5629
    @cti5629 Рік тому +7

    0:17 one eye on us... The other one on Caucasus...

    • @miniak2708
      @miniak2708 3 місяці тому

      Jedno oko na Maroko, a drugie na Kaukaz.

  • @jolantissier
    @jolantissier Рік тому +3

    Oh wow so you're telling me that I speak enough languages pour être reconnu comme membre fondateur du club des hyperpolyglottes ? Das ist wunderschön, ich wusste nicht dass ich gut genug darum spreche. Pues, muchas gracias por proponer. Je sais que les langues que je parle sont communes, insbesonders in Europa, pero perdóname, I'm French, solo he aprendido las lenguas de mis vecinos.

  • @MisterGames
    @MisterGames Рік тому +1

    As an Australian who once learned Chinese, Korean and Tagalog just so i could chat to the overseas workers who were visiting MY country (yes, i own it. Bought off some guy for a can of coke, a mars bar and a pack of crisps), i can confidently say Joe speaks excellent gibberish, the native tongue of the gibber peoples from upper coochiemudlo island.

  • @Aoderic
    @Aoderic Рік тому +1

    You are getting it all wrong, we Scandinavians love each other.
    We have a long history of visiting each other, bringing gifts like spears, axes and canonballs.

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy Рік тому +7

    3 languages? I have two native languages, and A1 German. I also understand a LOT of languages partially, and I can read cyrillic, not to mention my decent understanding of a lot of indo-european languages and my understanding of Norwegian and Danish, as I am Swedish. Nevermind that though. That doesn't matter, because even without it, I guess I'm about one bratwurst away from becoming a polyglot.

  • @M0rFyy
    @M0rFyy Рік тому +5

    I am un nativo chinese, so i могу с уверенностью declarar, that твой swahili suena perfecto!

    • @polina-dudarenko
      @polina-dudarenko Рік тому +1

      Могу с уверенностью сказать él puede hablar all those languages perfectamente

  • @DutchCake
    @DutchCake Рік тому +16

    His Bulgarian pronunciation killed me 😂.

    • @inertial_salmon
      @inertial_salmon Рік тому +3

      It was hilarious 😂
      It also made me think about how awful his pronunciation in the other languages must be

    • @The_Engineerr
      @The_Engineerr Рік тому +2

      He said something like "Говоря и бългáрски, бългáрският е най-красивия слявянски йезик. Много сим умен".

  • @IceBirdCajz
    @IceBirdCajz Рік тому +2

    I speak 4 languages:
    Portugues (minha lingua original)
    English (obviously)
    Español (Hola, como estas Lingua Simp?)
    Toki Pona (mi ken toki e toki pona!)
    I am currently learning Russian.
    Edit: I am Buddhist so I am learning Hindu now!

  • @NicoleBe
    @NicoleBe Рік тому +1

    As an Italian I confirm that I don’t speak American, I’m in fact speaking Canadian right now.

  • @ТальяИвочкина
    @ТальяИвочкина Рік тому +24

    2:01 Блин! Я всё ещё говорю по-русски!
    Убило.

  • @sindradesire6041
    @sindradesire6041 Рік тому +18

    I am an (NOT YET) alpha female giga chadina from Germany and I find your content very funny.
    Ich liebe es einfach so sehr, wie du das Thema be- und verarbeitest.
    Einfach der Hammer 😂
    C'est vraiment amusant et je rie tous le temps. Très bien.
    I could take a forth language according to your video but I am lazy.
    Sowwwwwy 😂👍🏻

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 Рік тому +1

      Sindra Sindra Sindra...(oder heisst es Fr. Desire)...jedenfalls sind nur Maenner "Chad", Frauen heissen "Stacey".
      Auch bist du Deutsche, du kannst einfach Sigma Ultra Polyglot Tera Stacy sein. Ich glaub' an dich.

    • @sindradesire6041
      @sindradesire6041 Рік тому

      @@Warriorcats64 aber Stacey passt gar nicht zu mir 😂

  • @AskosFlames
    @AskosFlames Рік тому +15

    HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT

  • @ferdinandotravisan7999
    @ferdinandotravisan7999 Рік тому +1

    In Italy, the question whether people express themselves in a language or in a dialect is regulated by the government. In the region where I was born and bred (Friuli-Venezia Giulia) most people used to speak Friulan/Furlàn/Friaulian in the 19th century. The government decided that this is a language while Venetian is a dialect like e.g. Neapolitan, Sicilian, but Sardinian is recognised as a language.

  • @somerandomguypart
    @somerandomguypart Рік тому +2

    so my 21 year old cat can understands 3 languages english, russian,and cat, so can we form an animal hyperpolyglot gigachad group?

  • @TheCreeperyXYZ
    @TheCreeperyXYZ Рік тому +18

    Can you possibly make an episode on Latin? It's quite an interesting language that came around not too long ago and I would love to see more people give attention to it.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI Рік тому +3

      Latin. The language that, when you finally hear someone speaking it out loud, sounds so ridiculous that you wonder how it created an empire.

    • @Specificify
      @Specificify Рік тому +1

      @@Robespierre-lI I mean nobody actually knows how to speak it so it's like when a deaf man tries to speak just from what he images it sounds like from reading letters

    • @enkor9591
      @enkor9591 Рік тому

      @@Specificify We actually do know how it was spoken

  • @breyerhorsestudios2964
    @breyerhorsestudios2964 Рік тому +4

    Ciao! Quiero ser parte de tu Club Internacional de Hyper Poliglotas porque I am a fluent speaker of 4+ languages и говорю так, что все входят в шок и deviennent fous en voyant ma véritable maîtrise de leur langue. Eu sou um poliglota!!!

  • @6Paths5Rings
    @6Paths5Rings Рік тому +6

    Quand tu as parlé de ton club j'étais très interesado, la mala suerte es que solo controlo tres idiomas, the moment you said four my dreams shattered.
    لكني سأعود عندما أكون أقوى

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Рік тому

      *desgraciadamente solo domino tres idiomas

    • @6Paths5Rings
      @6Paths5Rings Рік тому +1

      @@holliswilliams8426 vamos no me jodas que el español es mi lengua materna 💀💀💀

    • @aliaflow6877
      @aliaflow6877 Рік тому

      ​@@6Paths5RingsNo sabes hablar tu lengua materna

    • @6Paths5Rings
      @6Paths5Rings Рік тому

      @@aliaflow6877 quizás es que no tenéis ni puta idea y ya eh

  • @suzz1776
    @suzz1776 Рік тому +2

    I used to have this old man neighbor who spoke 8 languages fluently and another 4 conversationally. (Im pretty sure he used to work for the gov but could never het a straight answer. Go figure) . But i rem thinking as a young kid that it was soooo freaking cool.

  • @greglurt
    @greglurt Рік тому

    When he chose the 6 languages he sounded like he was building a competitive Pokémon team

  • @Zindohe
    @Zindohe Рік тому +6

    Let’s go!!! Language dad came back

  • @airacristina2693
    @airacristina2693 Рік тому +4

    Descobri seu canal recentemente e estou adorando seu conteúdo.

  • @jmparchem
    @jmparchem Рік тому +1

    Agree I am touristlingal in a few languages. For example I can speak a bit of Thai. At Thai restaurants in the states I can order food and drinks. The Thai staff is so excited someone tries they are very nice and struggle to use the contexts to understand what I am ordering. I can hear a few words that let me know the drink order is being asked about and the level of spiciness. As there is a back and forth with a smiling Thai person I appear fluent. I heard some of the youtube polyclots with the same level of language skills. Although there are some real ones.

  • @MvsicAdd7ct
    @MvsicAdd7ct Рік тому +2

    Omg you mentioned Bulgarian! If you learn Bulgarian I'm gonna get super drunk, I swear!

  • @pavelt1538
    @pavelt1538 Рік тому +8

    I would gladly be in your polyglot club, protože dokážu mluvit třemi jazyky, i když někdy dělám chyby v interpunkci. Чешский и Русский мои родные языки, aber ich lerne Englisch und Deutsch in meine Schule.

  • @mebrialiyeva
    @mebrialiyeva Рік тому +5

    Отличное видео. Очень грустно that Joe couldn't get into the club but o klub kimin umrunda ki zaten. Sənin yaratdığın qrup min qat yaxşı olacaq inşallah.
    ( 🇷🇺🇺🇲🇹🇷🇦🇿)

  • @kaisenthewhale
    @kaisenthewhale Рік тому +17

    Cant become something that you already are.
    Also:
    Hallo
    Hallo
    Hello
    Hej
    Hi
    Founding member achieved

  • @Percy_Jackson-gq8jz
    @Percy_Jackson-gq8jz День тому +1

    I as a Roman from 340 BC Joe linguistico is speaking perfect Chinese’s

  • @senfistyleprojects
    @senfistyleprojects Рік тому +1

    Cher Joe,
    Je sais pas si c'est trop tard d'appliquer. Quand meme, je vais essayer...
    (Я не буду сказать мое имя, потому что я хочу остаться анонимным.)
    My native language is English and I find it the easiest to use, namun saya suka menggunakan bahasa-bahasa asing.
    Di daerah saya, есть много люди, которые говорять на многих разных языках, et ca rend l'apprentissage de nouvelles langues fort plus facile. J'aime vraiment ma ville, a cause de ceci.
    Ook ik habe deze zomer Nederland bezoeken, SO ich kenne einige worte. Jedoch, wenn auch ich noch nie in Deutschland besucht, mein Deutsch ist besser als mein Niederlandisch.
    J'espere que ces paragraphes-ci peuvent te preuver que je merite un lieu dans ton association, et que je peux continuer a apprendre les langues.
    Je crois que c'est tout.

  • @eldanzhangirov2185
    @eldanzhangirov2185 Рік тому +9

    Брат, замечательные у тебя идеи, продолжай в том же духе 🇷🇺
    Менің ойымша осы ассоциацияның аты “Polyglots Association” болу керек, себебі ол өте оңай және есте қалады. 🇰🇿
    Sometimes it is not clear whether a person on UA-cam is fake polyglot or real gigachad. 🇺🇸
    Szerintem, nagyon érdekes nyelveket tanulni. Most magyarul tanulok.
    Köszönöm, Language Simp. 🇭🇺

    • @bagrnadruhou6034
      @bagrnadruhou6034 Рік тому +1

      Why would anyone learn Magyar?

    • @eldanzhangirov2185
      @eldanzhangirov2185 Рік тому +1

      @@bagrnadruhou6034 I am studying in Budapest currently, and I absolutely love the language and culture. Even though my uni’s program is in English, I try to put as much effort as I can on studying this language. And it is really shocking, how sometimes there are common words in Hungarian and Kazakh/Russian, due to the history of Hungarian nomads back in time :)

    • @eldanzhangirov2185
      @eldanzhangirov2185 Рік тому +1

      @wert Thanks for confirmation, dude.
      Hope you will understand my next words written on Ancient Uzbek dialect, which was primarily spoken in Tashkent in 986 BC:
      Qadimgi xalq ogʻzaki ijodi namunalari

  • @lewax7327
    @lewax7327 Рік тому +4

    Я смотрю твои видео уже несколько месяцев. Ich möchte auch ein Sprachenexperte sein, wie du, Language Simp, Du bist mein Vorbild. Je voudrais parler toutes les langues qui existent. Impraro italiano e francese a scuola. I speak English on a medium level, and German and Russian are my mother tongues. I will be a Megapolyglot Petachad Omega Male!
    Ы

  • @r3plicant47
    @r3plicant47 Рік тому +34

    Я бы, конечно, хотел бы присоедениться into the club of the hyper polyglots and gigachads, where I could free myself from the monolingual betas, Pero hay un problema que puede detenerme. Mi cuarto idioma es nihongo desu. ぼくの日本語はとてもかっこいいです, потому что у всех молодых русских есть практика этого языка. Мой дед бил японцев в Маньчжурии, и от него я и получил основы этого языка, а сейчас все шпионят за японским творчеством, называемое ранобе, манга и аниме, чтобы предотвратить возврат курил. But I have seen your dismissive attitude toward the Japanese, a strong nation in the archipelago that once defeated the Russian Empire. Because of this, I don't think your club is worthy of me.

  • @lastagiulio2244
    @lastagiulio2244 Рік тому +2

    Well as an Alpha (still not Giga) Male I have to say: "Video fantastico, sei il miglior poliglotta che conosca". Auf jeden Fall möchte ich ein Gründungsmitglied dein Klub werden! большое спасибо за ваши видео! (:

  • @laiton_
    @laiton_ Рік тому +2

    I am norwegian and i can confirm Joe is speaking perfect latin

  • @Cs2Noob69
    @Cs2Noob69 Рік тому +5

    can you reveiw arabic or hungarian? pls i really want to see your opinion on hungarian

  • @thegreatserene
    @thegreatserene Рік тому +5

    i'm still not technically fluent in multiple languages, but i do speak at least 3 conversationally. does that count for something??

    • @ankhi3585
      @ankhi3585 Рік тому +1

      Are the natives SHOCKED!!! when you speak to them? Because that's the only metric that counts.

  • @Tuvco5551
    @Tuvco5551 Рік тому +3

    Il tuo italiano è molto buono, personalmente molti parlanti italiani hanno un accento molto forzato ma il tuo è naturale e chiaramente comprensibile. Spero un giorno di poterti vedere di persona e dirti "Dammi i fottuti soldi"🥰

  • @DMr-ur7lr
    @DMr-ur7lr 5 місяців тому +1

    Ten eerste Nederlands, ik ben Belg en Duits maar ik vind Nederlands heel mooi. Tiếp theo là người Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam và tôi thích món phở Việt Nam. तीसरी बात है हिन्दी, एक वियतनामी व्यक्ति होने के नाते, मेरी वियतनामी भाषा के साथ-साथ भारतीय वंशावली भी शामिल है। 最後是中文,我就是喜歡中文,而且很酷。

  • @cesruhf2605
    @cesruhf2605 Рік тому

    Merci pour cette incroyable opportunite! I'm proud to be a founding memeber! 我是你爹! bo'ole o' wo'er!

  • @pervomay74
    @pervomay74 Рік тому +13

    Джо - у тебя почти миллион подписчиков - это доказывает что ты круче чем любое сообщество полиглотов. мы твои мелкие зрители-полиглотики )))

  • @Luke27WT
    @Luke27WT Рік тому +15

    бо̶Аль̶шое спасибо за ролик!

  • @Consul99
    @Consul99 Рік тому +5

    7:10 should have got the black guy to dress up like a pope and say he speaks fluent latin. lmao

  • @Abuuuuuuuu
    @Abuuuuuuuu Рік тому

    to say it with the words of wouter: „I also speak english, I like the english language. I like learning languages. I love english food. It‘s nice to meet you“

  • @BertigoSAMH
    @BertigoSAMH Рік тому +2

    Really enjoying your content! I've pretty much finished learning Spanish and I'm excited to move on to my next language 😃

    • @MvsicAdd7ct
      @MvsicAdd7ct Рік тому +1

      Nunca estás "finished" de aprender un idioma. No lo digas, porfa. There's always something new to learn, sweet child. ¿What language are you learning now that you've moved on from el mexicano?

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT Рік тому +3

    Merhaba. Estoy muy impresionado by your effort to 变回到一个 monolingual beta by 在一个停车场里吃麦当劳, that really shows tua dedicação to your videos. Keep up the good work!