"I could be the Yuri Gagarin of autotune Chinese" Probably the first human to ever say those words in that exact order. What a time to be alive. Io non parlo inglese!
As a Swede I would be criticizing you for not actually being fluent in Swedish, however as you have pointed out, I am simply too busy arguing with The Danes and Norwegians about who has the ugliest language. (Obviously Danish)
@@mostlynothing8130 the danes could be considered rude, since it sounds like they speak with food in their mouth. Why do you have to take someone angry seriously?
@@mostlynothing8130 oh hahaha you will. A Danish being angry sounds like a car trying to start. It never does. And in the north of Norway they swear every sentence
Let's not gatekeep hobbies, but also lets not change the meaning of words because we want to feel better about ourselves. If you learn multiple languages at A1-A2 level, you are a language enthusiast, not a polyglot. I should know, I started 7 languages but I can only hold a conversation in two. I'm no polyglot, I just have ADHD.
That's definitely impressive. I'm Around a B2 or C1 in french and was (A1 for sure now) an A1 or 2 in Norwegian. That's impressive though, given how fricking long it's taken to get here
It was crazy, I am a certified Monolingual Beta, but after watching this, I learned I understand Italian, Chinese, Swahili, Swedish, Bulgarian and Latin perfectly. Joe Linguistico is the greatest language tutor ever. I'm learning Proto-Indo-European now and expect to be fluent by the end of the summer.
One of the cool things about English is that it has so many dialects, you can always pretend to be speaking on of them, Latin takes this idea to the extreme
@@Leon.Stanic being a native English speaker, it's always a surprise to discover languages that have a higher degree of mutual intelligibility. Slavic languages are a great example. North Germanic languages too. I imagine if i were to learn Polish, for example, it would open a window into a huge chunk of eastern Europe. Most people learn Russian, if they learn a Slavic language but i wonder which one has the most mutual intelligibility with the most Slavic languages. I doubt that it is Russian.
I think what irritates people about "fake polyglots" is the appearance that they are NOT necessarily doing it for the love of languages but, rather, for clicks.
I think the reason people can't stand "polyglots" is because they are the equivalent to those people who pretend to play violin outside of a Walmart. People have worked so hard and have even gone to school in order to hone their skills just for some liar to make even more than them. It's downright insulting.
@@alanaadornato5596 fair point. And there's plenty of other analogies like that which would work. Pseudo: archeologists and pseudo-historians who just make up total nonsense and pretend they've done the hard research. Every fraudste who ever tried to sell people something that doesn't work. But your example is right on point.
@@Ce0ammer Think about what you're saying. You're totally okay with the idea of living in a society where the need to pay bills is a moral excuse for deception, deceit, lying, fraud and what else? Sorry but I don't want to live in your amoral free market capitalist hellscape. You'll find that most people feel the same way
@Nah. It's all the same language. Just different dialects. My brother is German, married to a Croatian women and speaks Croatian. He always tries to claim he also speaks Serbian, Slovak etc. That simply doesn't count. Otherwise I speak American, English, Australian etc and Austrian, German, Swiss etc.
as an spanish speaker puedo confirmar que hablas español hasta mejor que yo y estoy seguro que te entenderían perfectamente en los mas de 20 paises que lo hablan con todas sus diferentes variaciones y acentos.
As an Italian I’m ashamed with myself that you can speak my language better than me, but I only speak almost four languages, I still have a long road ahead of me before becoming even half of what you are today
I feel like your content is ∞× more educative, yet you manage to make it so interresting as well, which is very hard and rare. And you use 6+ languages in your videos(counting usage of several words or sentences from Middle English, Old English, Anglo-Saxon, Proto-germanic and Proto-indoeuropean per video), so you are hyperpolyglot gigachad.
In 2017, I went to the Polyglot Conference in Iceland. When you show up in person and not behind a UA-cam camera, it's pretty clear who has proficiency and who doesn't.
I know he speaks French fluently, so he's probably a few years off from being a legit polyglot (like the Russian needs time I think; I don't speak Russian)
@@jamiepianisti'm probably late, but as a russian native speaker - his russian is pretty decent. so if american counts you could consider him as a polyglot.
ah, i thought the reason why i felt xiaoma is being targeted is because he is the only polyglot i am familiar with. he was actually indeed throwing shades to xiaoma!😂😂😂
You should call your new club the “Association of Hyperglottis Megadick Superchadulous Language Gangstas” and your national slogan should be “Bill Cosby Is Innocent”
I absolutely loved the attempt to embrace your American monolingual roots. I’m only trilingual (and I’m only conversational in Russian and Spanish) but people treat that like it’s some sign of elitist intellectualism. No, man, it just makes sense to learn how to talk to people. I live in Texas and my wife is a Russian-speaking Ukrainian. Not saying it isn’t work, but I put less time into learning it than my son puts into Roblox. And I can understand what people are saying in John Wick and Breaking Bad!
hope this one doesn't get demonitized bro! on a real note - u srsly built a niche. If I remember correctly, just a year ago 1 million subs seemed unthinkinable (imo u grew very fast). Congrats on developing your talent as an entertainer and maybe even cementing yourself as a alpha male for history because you inspire a lot of people.
It's eye-sign language from an extinct afghan tribe. I had to hire a mayan shaman (who could speak perfect ancient mayan language) to be able to contact the spirit of a teacher from the 13th century. He totally didn't scam me, very trustworthy guy.
I'm french learning English and you honestly make me laugh a lot even if I don't get all your jokes (and I'm seriously sad about that). Even your tiktoks are awesome, you really deserve more views on your videos. Tout le monde devrait pouvoir apprécier le contenu d'un tel hyper polyglotte giga chad attractif pour toutes les femmes, et tous les hommes de la Terre.
Ton anglais est vraiment bon! Anglais est ma langue natif, mais j'ai appris le français en l'école d'immersion. Ma grammaire n'est pas parfait, mais je comprends presque tout. Je veux améliorer mon slang.
3 languages? I have two native languages, and A1 German. I also understand a LOT of languages partially, and I can read cyrillic, not to mention my decent understanding of a lot of indo-european languages and my understanding of Norwegian and Danish, as I am Swedish. Nevermind that though. That doesn't matter, because even without it, I guess I'm about one bratwurst away from becoming a polyglot.
I am an (NOT YET) alpha female giga chadina from Germany and I find your content very funny. Ich liebe es einfach so sehr, wie du das Thema be- und verarbeitest. Einfach der Hammer 😂 C'est vraiment amusant et je rie tous le temps. Très bien. I could take a forth language according to your video but I am lazy. Sowwwwwy 😂👍🏻
Sindra Sindra Sindra...(oder heisst es Fr. Desire)...jedenfalls sind nur Maenner "Chad", Frauen heissen "Stacey". Auch bist du Deutsche, du kannst einfach Sigma Ultra Polyglot Tera Stacy sein. Ich glaub' an dich.
I speak only Russian, but I recently found out that I understand other languages of the Slavic group quite well, so I have started lurning Ukrainian and Polish
same, girl! польский очень прикольный, хотя, на мой взгляд, сложный всё-таки в понимании с нуля, а с украинским (как и с беларуским) нужна просто практика
As someone from Greece, I cannot relate to understanding other language based on my default language, but it seems to me that many Slavic countries have similar vocabulary and grammar so they are just the same kind of a foreign language
@@goatgamer001 There's kinda alot of greek vocabulary in other languages due to the inventions, philosophy and other ancient stuff, so you'll find some pieces of greek language everywhere
I am not Chinese teacher. But I only spend few times to help a Italian man improve his Chinese speaking . Now he will work in Taiwan. I am proud of myself and him.
मामा नाम श्रीकृष्ण। मेरा नाम श्रीकृष्ण है। ನನ್ನ ಹೆಸರು ಶ್ರೀಕೃಷ್ಣ. என் பெயர் ஸ்ரீகிருஷ்ணா. my name is srikrishna. i know 3 languages rest all i could fake it 👌🙏
I love how you keep referring to the Teleprompter, and it's in Mandarin! I feel like this video isn't going to get much credit that it deserves! You're gonna have your people that understand all the references and the jokes. Your going to have a lot of stupid people, then you're going to have a lot of people trying to find reasons to justify their anger, keep in mind they respond it be in one language
As a hyper giga Chad polly glot fluent in Chinese and American and also Mexican and Mesopotamian sign language, Joe definitely speaks fluent Bulgarian.
Being a polyglot myself, it's nice that you're bringing this point! My first language is English, then Russian, today I can say hello in 48 different languages! Upon reaching polyglot status, I had to tone it down! The fame was too much, the money was too much. So now I sit alone, watching UA-cam in my mansion with 1864 rooms, and three toilets! Be careful people, this is a warning I don't want this to happen to any of you!
Uh, no. Being able to say "hello" in 48 languages hardly makes you a polyglot. You need a sound degree of actual fluency in order to make such a claim, and you need to be capable of conversing about quite a very wide range of subject matter to claim real fluency.
as a person who only knows a few words/ sentences in a couple languages (russian,french,spanish,italian,american, english,japanese,chinese) you made me want to start properly learning one and i chose deustch. im doing pretty well and your a constant inspiration
5:00 sorry man, but that couldn't be more wrong. You're using the Russian pronunciation and that simply not right. Remember that Bulgarian may be similar tu Russian, but it's definitely not pronounced the same.
Я бы, конечно, хотел бы присоедениться into the club of the hyper polyglots and gigachads, where I could free myself from the monolingual betas, Pero hay un problema que puede detenerme. Mi cuarto idioma es nihongo desu. ぼくの日本語はとてもかっこいいです, потому что у всех молодых русских есть практика этого языка. Мой дед бил японцев в Маньчжурии, и от него я и получил основы этого языка, а сейчас все шпионят за японским творчеством, называемое ранобе, манга и аниме, чтобы предотвратить возврат курил. But I have seen your dismissive attitude toward the Japanese, a strong nation in the archipelago that once defeated the Russian Empire. Because of this, I don't think your club is worthy of me.
English : I am willing to be a founding member Urdu : میں بانی رکن بننے کے لیے تیار ہوں۔ Punjabi : Me bani rukan banan layi tayar han Hindi : मैं संस्थापक सदस्य बनने को तैयार हूं Make me a founding member
Damn, what a great piece of comedy is this video! Loved the jokes and the comedy times. The part of the testimonials really got me, I laughed so hard that I choked myself and started speaking perfect chicken language. And the best part is that you described what is perfectly happening in the language community on UA-cam! Hasta pronto, Comandante Gigachad!
To emphasize the totally serious nature of our club and how none of us are fake, I propose the following name: Community of Alpha Polyglots, or CAP for short. All of our members are always capping - it's what we do. You, an American from Michigan, speak fluent Gilbertese AND Turkmen? You're in! J'ai besoin de trois plus langues, entonces voy a usarlos en esta oración - kurwa!
After the great points about not gatekeeping language learning you once again made, I can't believe I wasn't subscribed to you yet. Anyway, I think I can proof (fake) knowing four languages to apply to the club: (Greek) Θα ήθελα να γίνω μέρος της ομάδας του Language Simp. (Dutch) Ik leer graag verschillende talen en kan meerdere talen spreken. (German) Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich lehrne Deutsch und ich kann ein klein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. (English) At last, I ran out of things to talk about but please believe that me speaking a sentence in 4 different languages means I can speak these languages.
Отличное видео. Очень грустно that Joe couldn't get into the club but o klub kimin umrunda ki zaten. Sənin yaratdığın qrup min qat yaxşı olacaq inşallah. ( 🇷🇺🇺🇲🇹🇷🇦🇿)
As a Native Spanish speaker, "Pastel de Belem 2" Portuguese, "Tiramisu 2" Italian, and "Trolling 1" English, I can say with confidence that your Latin pronunciation was more natural than the pontiff himself. Are you related to Julius Caesar?
Quand tu as parlé de ton club j'étais très interesado, la mala suerte es que solo controlo tres idiomas, the moment you said four my dreams shattered. لكني سأعود عندما أكون أقوى
I WANT TO BE A FOUNDING MEMBER Se 4 idiomas, este siendo el español. Eu tambem falo portugues perfecto sim ayuda E avanche italiano And of course english. BUT when I was young I knew catalán but I forger lol bona nit, parlo català de vegades
Cher Joe, Je sais pas si c'est trop tard d'appliquer. Quand meme, je vais essayer... (Я не буду сказать мое имя, потому что я хочу остаться анонимным.) My native language is English and I find it the easiest to use, namun saya suka menggunakan bahasa-bahasa asing. Di daerah saya, есть много люди, которые говорять на многих разных языках, et ca rend l'apprentissage de nouvelles langues fort plus facile. J'aime vraiment ma ville, a cause de ceci. Ook ik habe deze zomer Nederland bezoeken, SO ich kenne einige worte. Jedoch, wenn auch ich noch nie in Deutschland besucht, mein Deutsch ist besser als mein Niederlandisch. J'espere que ces paragraphes-ci peuvent te preuver que je merite un lieu dans ton association, et que je peux continuer a apprendre les langues. Je crois que c'est tout.
Я смотрю твои видео уже несколько месяцев. Ich möchte auch ein Sprachenexperte sein, wie du, Language Simp, Du bist mein Vorbild. Je voudrais parler toutes les langues qui existent. Impraro italiano e francese a scuola. I speak English on a medium level, and German and Russian are my mother tongues. I will be a Megapolyglot Petachad Omega Male! Ы
Здравствуйте, мистер Симп. Hablo mexicano muy fluido porque comí muchos Taco Bells. Je suis aussi presque D1 en Baguette car j'ai beaucoup de pains dans mon garde-manger. أخيرًا ، أتحدث العربية بطلاقة بسبب ذلك الشخص YT Shorts الذي يصنع الشاورما Пока. Лучше бы я теперь стал одним из основателей.
🇦🇿 Hər kəsə salam, mənim adım Arif Kardeş 🇪🇸 Y yo quiero devenir un gran hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha hombre 🇨🇦 J’étudie beaucoup des langues, je pense que mon langue préféré c’était l’arabique 🇹🇲 Если не верите что говорю на четырёх языках, могу сделать небольшое видео чтобы доказать
I would gladly be in your polyglot club, protože dokážu mluvit třemi jazyky, i když někdy dělám chyby v interpunkci. Чешский и Русский мои родные языки, aber ich lerne Englisch und Deutsch in meine Schule.
Ciao! Quiero ser parte de tu Club Internacional de Hyper Poliglotas porque I am a fluent speaker of 4+ languages и говорю так, что все входят в шок и deviennent fous en voyant ma véritable maîtrise de leur langue. Eu sou um poliglota!!!
Oh wow so you're telling me that I speak enough languages pour être reconnu comme membre fondateur du club des hyperpolyglottes ? Das ist wunderschön, ich wusste nicht dass ich gut genug darum spreche. Pues, muchas gracias por proponer. Je sais que les langues que je parle sont communes, insbesonders in Europa, pero perdóname, I'm French, solo he aprendido las lenguas de mis vecinos.
The fact that Language Simp is deliberately mispronouncing the word "monolingual" adds to the humor and charm of this video. This dude is a genius for all the right reasons. But his detractors of course are completely missing the point, and they have no clue they're being made fun of. The next video I want to see from one of these geniuses is of them speaking Navajo, and have somebody from that culture sitting beside them nodding approvingly. LOL - Maybe if they have a few feathers in their cap, they'll be more believable?
Привет Je m’appelle Mohamed je viens du mauritania 🇲🇷 I would love if you could put in your club because i am obviously a giga chad بالنسبه للإسم سميه اي شي ياخي مو مهيم
Merhaba. Estoy muy impresionado by your effort to 变回到一个 monolingual beta by 在一个停车场里吃麦当劳, that really shows tua dedicação to your videos. Keep up the good work!
Брат, замечательные у тебя идеи, продолжай в том же духе 🇷🇺 Менің ойымша осы ассоциацияның аты “Polyglots Association” болу керек, себебі ол өте оңай және есте қалады. 🇰🇿 Sometimes it is not clear whether a person on UA-cam is fake polyglot or real gigachad. 🇺🇸 Szerintem, nagyon érdekes nyelveket tanulni. Most magyarul tanulok. Köszönöm, Language Simp. 🇭🇺
@@bagrnadruhou6034 I am studying in Budapest currently, and I absolutely love the language and culture. Even though my uni’s program is in English, I try to put as much effort as I can on studying this language. And it is really shocking, how sometimes there are common words in Hungarian and Kazakh/Russian, due to the history of Hungarian nomads back in time :)
@@bruhidontknowman Thanks for confirmation, dude. Hope you will understand my next words written on Ancient Uzbek dialect, which was primarily spoken in Tashkent in 986 BC: Qadimgi xalq ogʻzaki ijodi namunalari
Can you possibly make an episode on Latin? It's quite an interesting language that came around not too long ago and I would love to see more people give attention to it.
@@RobespierreThePoof I mean nobody actually knows how to speak it so it's like when a deaf man tries to speak just from what he images it sounds like from reading letters
Ten eerste Nederlands, ik ben Belg en Duits maar ik vind Nederlands heel mooi. Tiếp theo là người Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam và tôi thích món phở Việt Nam. तीसरी बात है हिन्दी, एक वियतनामी व्यक्ति होने के नाते, मेरी वियतनामी भाषा के साथ-साथ भारतीय वंशावली भी शामिल है। 最後是中文，我就是喜歡中文，而且很酷。
Il tuo italiano è molto buono, personalmente molti parlanti italiani hanno un accento molto forzato ma il tuo è naturale e chiaramente comprensibile. Spero un giorno di poterti vedere di persona e dirti "Dammi i fottuti soldi"🥰
American: Hey Joe, I'd love to be a founding member of your club British: Ello Governor, I'd go absolutely mental if you made me a prime minister of your club French: Hey Joe, j'aimerais être un membre fondateur de votre club Russian: Привет, Джо, я бы хотел стать одним из основателей твоего клуба. Chinese: 嘿，乔，我很想成为你们俱乐部的创始成员
I’m an ancient roman and I can confirm that Joe is speaking perfect Latin
He speaks it better than a native
as a white American taking Latin class, he's very much not...
No you don’t. He speaks in midieval Italian pronunciation system, that an ancient Roman wouldn’t be familiar with
I'm also an ancient roman and this is correct
Ego quoque vetus romanus
I’m also Chinese and can confirm that Joe speaks Chinese at a D1 level.
Joe got into Division 1?!?!?!? Congrats to him!
Fr
He reached Diamond 1? He's high elo holy
I'm native chinese I can confirm that joe speaks chinese at s1 level, means shit 1
i'm native chinese, can confirm that he speaks d1 level chinese (dogwater 1)
"I could be the Yuri Gagarin of autotune Chinese"
Probably the first human to ever say those words in that exact order.
What a time to be alive.
Io non parlo inglese!
Wow Chomsky was onto something
Nemmeno io parlo inglese
It's straight out of the Library of Babel!
- Adûnâi
parlo inglese ma parlo anche poco italiano
As a Chinese living in Norway and learning Romanian but unfortunately speaking only Russian I can confidently say that Joe speaks flawless Greek.
Im accually learning norsk but im really bad at it
@@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2
🇨🇳🇳🇴🇷🇴🇷🇺🇬🇷
@@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2 and 🇬🇷
Not Greek
As a fluent Belgian speaker I can confirm
This comment is american.
This comment is british.
This comment is australian.
This comment is canadian.
As a Swede I would be criticizing you for not actually being fluent in Swedish, however as you have pointed out, I am simply too busy arguing with The Danes and Norwegians about who has the ugliest language. (Obviously Danish)
@@mostlynothing8130 depressed Norwegian*
@@mostlynothing8130 the danes could be considered rude, since it sounds like they speak with food in their mouth. Why do you have to take someone angry seriously?
@@mostlynothing8130 oh hahaha you will. A Danish being angry sounds like a car trying to start. It never does. And in the north of Norway they swear every sentence
As a Norwegian i hear that the Swedish was terrible but it doesn't matter cause danish is worse
@@F1gillesla 7awl Walla qowatta ila Bellah 😔🙏 god save the Danish from this language 🤲🤲 ameen
Monolingualism is our generation's biggest threat.
@Plopi Ninety Six I agree
Can't agree more. Monolingualism is also a cause of MAGA.
hechos
This is true, we need to teach every language (except esperanto) to a monolingual beta
@@WilliamParkerer Least insane leftist
"A polyglot became a monolingual beta and became a polyglot again."
It's like flying in an airplane, jumping out of it and jumping back into the cockpit.
It's like that story about a fitness trainer who decided to become fat and out of shape so he could get in shape again and prove everyone could do it.
@@Andra1150 rendezook moment.
Being a native Mexican, I can confirm that Joe speaks fluent portuguese, since that's how I sound when I speak spanish but drunk
Oh meu deus, adoro que a minha língua seja o espanhol dos bêbados
@@martimlopes8833 dos bêbados?? Por qué no requiere más estar aborrachado?
Ay Dios mio esto tiene que ser un broma no ?
@@alexandergrogudragontrainer una broma*
Fluent Español spicy 🤑
Let's not gatekeep hobbies, but also lets not change the meaning of words because we want to feel better about ourselves. If you learn multiple languages at A1-A2 level, you are a language enthusiast, not a polyglot. I should know, I started 7 languages but I can only hold a conversation in two. I'm no polyglot, I just have ADHD.
It's not ADHD. It is a b c d.
Youre wrong i would like to tell it to you in multipls languages but youre a bilingual beta
Can relate😂
That's definitely impressive. I'm Around a B2 or C1 in french and was (A1 for sure now) an A1 or 2 in Norwegian. That's impressive though, given how fricking long it's taken to get here
same
It was crazy, I am a certified Monolingual Beta, but after watching this, I learned I understand Italian, Chinese, Swahili, Swedish, Bulgarian and Latin perfectly. Joe Linguistico is the greatest language tutor ever. I'm learning Proto-Indo-European now and expect to be fluent by the end of the summer.
Mon amie, tu es vrai!
efter du lärt dig protoindoeuropeiska borde du ta dig an fornnordiska
Mein Freund, Du hast Recht!
Is your name Davos by any chance?
ok now I wanna learn proto indoeuropean
I love how he edited the html so it says american instead of english 😂 such dedication
what???
@@bonelessChillies 1:34
idk what you're talking about
Idk why he doesn't call it properly - United Statian.
@@LanguageSimp bro liked his own comment
One of the cool things about English is that it has so many dialects, you can always pretend to be speaking on of them, Latin takes this idea to the extreme
Proto-Indo-European: Hold my beer
By the way, it's _American_ 🙃
Please never learn about slavic langauges 😩
@@Leon.Stanic being a native English speaker, it's always a surprise to discover languages that have a higher degree of mutual intelligibility. Slavic languages are a great example. North Germanic languages too.
I imagine if i were to learn Polish, for example, it would open a window into a huge chunk of eastern Europe. Most people learn Russian, if they learn a Slavic language but i wonder which one has the most mutual intelligibility with the most Slavic languages. I doubt that it is Russian.
Italian: hold my beer
I think what irritates people about "fake polyglots" is the appearance that they are NOT necessarily doing it for the love of languages but, rather, for clicks.
I guess they need to pay their bills somehow.
¡Es muy importante para la vida, para adelante!
@@Ce0ammer Sure. But there's a very dark and deep valley of deception between "being honest" and "acting". Gier frisst Seele, Kollege!
I think the reason people can't stand "polyglots" is because they are the equivalent to those people who pretend to play violin outside of a Walmart. People have worked so hard and have even gone to school in order to hone their skills just for some liar to make even more than them. It's downright insulting.
@@alanaadornato5596 fair point. And there's plenty of other analogies like that which would work. Pseudo: archeologists and pseudo-historians who just make up total nonsense and pretend they've done the hard research. Every fraudste who ever tried to sell people something that doesn't work.
But your example is right on point.
@@Ce0ammer Think about what you're saying. You're totally okay with the idea of living in a society where the need to pay bills is a moral excuse for deception, deceit, lying, fraud and what else?
Sorry but I don't want to live in your amoral free market capitalist hellscape. You'll find that most people feel the same way
The secret to become a hyperpolyglot relatively fast and without cheats is just learning the 5 languages closest to your own.
Gang
Does learning Brazilian Portuguese and European Portuguese count as two languages?
Which for an English speaker means just about all of the Europeain languages.
So in Balkans everybody is hiperpolyglot gigachad
@Nah. It's all the same language. Just different dialects. My brother is German, married to a Croatian women and speaks Croatian. He always tries to claim he also speaks Serbian, Slovak etc.
That simply doesn't count. Otherwise I speak American, English, Australian etc and Austrian, German, Swiss etc.
We can be the _Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha Male Association_ , or HYGAMA for short.
needs to be gender inclusive
@@LanguageSimp Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Alpha People Association
@@ethandouro4334 HYGAPA
@@etruscanetwork See you can even say that you speak in Russian
@@ethandouro4334 Ya gavaryu pa ruski, da 😎😎😎😎
As an ancient Roman, I can say this man speaks fluent Barbarian.
I speak 4 languages to a C2 level.
*_clears throat_*
Spanish: Translation Error
German: Translation Error
Norwegian: Translation Error
Schade
Als ein deutscher kann ich konformieren das du zu einhundert prozent deutsch sprechen kannst
as an spanish speaker puedo confirmar que hablas español hasta mejor que yo y estoy seguro que te entenderían perfectamente en los mas de 20 paises que lo hablan con todas sus diferentes variaciones y acentos.
Это всего 3 языка
Better Spanish que la mayoria que habla nativo 😭
As a Latin native speaker I can say dude, you speak Latin just perfectly, I'm impressed
😂
The witness guy is just too great. Has three nationalities at once. He's so unique and special
As an Italian I’m ashamed with myself that you can speak my language better than me, but I only speak almost four languages, I still have a long road ahead of me before becoming even half of what you are today
coddio parla meglio del 90% degli italiani
I Giorno Govanna have a dream
Lui parla migliore che il cittadino italiano promedio lol
No wonder he speaks Italian better than you. The Italian language was invented in America.
It's impressive as an Italian that you can speak American
Youtubing at a D1 level. Bravissimo 👏
I feel like your content is ∞× more educative, yet you manage to make it so interresting as well, which is very hard and rare.
And you use 6+ languages in your videos(counting usage of several words or sentences from Middle English, Old English, Anglo-Saxon, Proto-germanic and Proto-indoeuropean per video), so you are hyperpolyglot gigachad.
Hi rob
As an actual native Bulgarian speaker, I can confirm Джо отлично говорит по-русски
блин... I used to think I can understand Bulgarian even without learning it... Now I'm depressed
@@vasiliylukashonok7118 Bulgarian is actually harder to learn than the most difficult language (Spanish). Мои соболезнования.
@@yan-bbyan не толкова трудно е, само глаголната система малко сложна е
@@vasiliylukashonok7118 if you know Cyrillic alphabet and any language similar to Bulgarian, you may understand Bulgarian
@@simontollin2004 а за теб май е малко сложно да разбереш кога хората се бъзикат :) не вземай всичко насериозно
In 2017, I went to the Polyglot Conference in Iceland. When you show up in person and not behind a UA-cam camera, it's pretty clear who has proficiency and who doesn't.
Can i enter it even tho i'm only fluent in 2 languages ?
@@shigekax Anyone can go
Holy shit. This is an amazing video... I never expected this from Language Simp. Quitting your job was the right move 👍
The club should be named "International League of Outstanding Very Epic Magnificent Experts of Nlanguage", which can be shortened to "ILOVEMEN".
By making this video, he's pretending that he wasn't already pretending to be a polyglot in the first place
I know he speaks French fluently, so he's probably a few years off from being a legit polyglot (like the Russian needs time I think; I don't speak Russian)
@@jamiepianist I speak fluent Russian, it does take a lot of time but I grew up with Russian cartoons so not in my case
@@jamiepianisti'm probably late, but as a russian native speaker - his russian is pretty decent. so if american counts you could consider him as a polyglot.
I love the subtle shades thrown to Xiaoma throughout this channel’s history
ah, i thought the reason why i felt xiaoma is being targeted is because he is the only polyglot i am familiar with.
he was actually indeed throwing shades to xiaoma!😂😂😂
You should call your new club the “Association of Hyperglottis Megadick Superchadulous Language Gangstas” and your national slogan should be “Bill Cosby Is Innocent”
I absolutely loved the attempt to embrace your American monolingual roots. I’m only trilingual (and I’m only conversational in Russian and Spanish) but people treat that like it’s some sign of elitist intellectualism.
No, man, it just makes sense to learn how to talk to people. I live in Texas and my wife is a Russian-speaking Ukrainian. Not saying it isn’t work, but I put less time into learning it than my son puts into Roblox. And I can understand what people are saying in John Wick and Breaking Bad!
Hey! Me too! Where in Texas do you live? (My wife is from Kyiv...)
hope this one doesn't get demonitized bro! on a real note - u srsly built a niche. If I remember correctly, just a year ago 1 million subs seemed unthinkinable (imo u grew very fast).
Congrats on developing your talent as an entertainer and maybe even cementing yourself as a alpha male for history because you inspire a lot of people.
Means a lot Zack thanks!
@@LanguageSimp when u shaved u looked less gigachad than before
you should call the club "japanese language and cultural appreciation society"
Never thought I’d see someone combine humor and language learning this well. Thank you language simp
All jokes aside, this is a great direction you’ve taken your channel. I think your humour is what sells, and doing this is a great idea.
It sounds like every language you speak is in a Russian accent lol.
The thing he does with his eye is terrifying me so much. Which language do i need to learn to do that?
AASL
It's eye-sign language from an extinct afghan tribe. I had to hire a mayan shaman (who could speak perfect ancient mayan language) to be able to contact the spirit of a teacher from the 13th century. He totally didn't scam me, very trustworthy guy.
Ancient Albanian sign language
I'm french learning English and you honestly make me laugh a lot even if I don't get all your jokes (and I'm seriously sad about that). Even your tiktoks are awesome, you really deserve more views on your videos. Tout le monde devrait pouvoir apprécier le contenu d'un tel hyper polyglotte giga chad attractif pour toutes les femmes, et tous les hommes de la Terre.
Attirant* 😂, je sais qu'il a un charisme massif mais ce n'est pas une planète
mdr j'apprends le français et je suis colombien
@@Inconito___ are you sure though?
Ton anglais est vraiment bon! Anglais est ma langue natif, mais j'ai appris le français en l'école d'immersion. Ma grammaire n'est pas parfait, mais je comprends presque tout. Je veux améliorer mon slang.
@@AllycatlovesAG mdr moi aussi
Cant become something that you already are.
Also:
Hallo
Hallo
Hello
Hej
Hi
Founding member achieved
Hullo! (British)
Howdy! (Texan)
Hey! (Swedish-American)
Привет! (Cold War)
Can I join?
3 languages? I have two native languages, and A1 German. I also understand a LOT of languages partially, and I can read cyrillic, not to mention my decent understanding of a lot of indo-european languages and my understanding of Norwegian and Danish, as I am Swedish. Nevermind that though. That doesn't matter, because even without it, I guess I'm about one bratwurst away from becoming a polyglot.
2:01 Блин! Я всё ещё говорю по-русски!
Убило.
I am an (NOT YET) alpha female giga chadina from Germany and I find your content very funny.
Ich liebe es einfach so sehr, wie du das Thema be- und verarbeitest.
Einfach der Hammer 😂
C'est vraiment amusant et je rie tous le temps. Très bien.
I could take a forth language according to your video but I am lazy.
Sowwwwwy 😂👍🏻
Sindra Sindra Sindra...(oder heisst es Fr. Desire)...jedenfalls sind nur Maenner "Chad", Frauen heissen "Stacey".
Auch bist du Deutsche, du kannst einfach Sigma Ultra Polyglot Tera Stacy sein. Ich glaub' an dich.
@@Warriorcats64 aber Stacey passt gar nicht zu mir 😂
I speak only Russian, but I recently found out that I understand other languages of the Slavic group quite well, so I have started lurning Ukrainian and Polish
same, girl! польский очень прикольный, хотя, на мой взгляд, сложный всё-таки в понимании с нуля, а с украинским (как и с беларуским) нужна просто практика
As someone from Greece, I cannot relate to understanding other language based on my default language, but it seems to me that many Slavic countries have similar vocabulary and grammar so they are just the same kind of a foreign language
@@goatgamer001 There's kinda alot of greek vocabulary in other languages due to the inventions, philosophy and other ancient stuff, so you'll find some pieces of greek language everywhere
@@goatgamer001 adding on to the greek loanwords in many indo-european languages, you already know the russian words кукла and стихия
@@goatgamer001yup. Especially if we are speaking about them in groups. Like, Eastern Slavic languages IIRC have up to 60% of shared vocabulary
I am not Chinese teacher. But I only spend few times to help a Italian man improve his Chinese speaking . Now he will work in Taiwan. I am proud of myself and him.
मामा नाम श्रीकृष्ण।
मेरा नाम श्रीकृष्ण है।
ನನ್ನ ಹೆಸರು ಶ್ರೀಕೃಷ್ಣ.
என் பெயர் ஸ்ரீகிருஷ்ணா.
my name is srikrishna.
i know 3 languages rest all i could fake it 👌🙏
Your funniest video so far. Good job, dude.
I love how you keep referring to the Teleprompter, and it's in Mandarin!
I feel like this video isn't going to get much credit that it deserves! You're gonna have your people that understand all the references and the jokes. Your going to have a lot of stupid people, then you're going to have a lot of people trying to find reasons to justify their anger, keep in mind they respond it be in one language
As a hyper giga Chad polly glot fluent in Chinese and American and also Mexican and Mesopotamian sign language, Joe definitely speaks fluent Bulgarian.
As a bilingualist who speaks Arabic (native language) and English, I appreciate your talent. Keep up the good work.
Stop being a beta and learn Spanish to become gigachad
Here is my application.
(Australian, British, Canadian, Singaporean)
Y’all
(American)
I know some Italian: Cazzo
Bro that's a swear word, don't say it!!!
@swxld Blob man why The fuck would you Care?? its just a word damn
No say that 🌝
Some Hungarian too: szarosarc
Being a polyglot myself, it's nice that you're bringing this point!
My first language is English, then Russian, today I can say hello in 48 different languages!
Upon reaching polyglot status, I had to tone it down! The fame was too much, the money was too much. So now I sit alone, watching UA-cam in my mansion with 1864 rooms, and three toilets! Be careful people, this is a warning I don't want this to happen to any of you!
how many monolinguals are in your basement
@@MrSharkFIN enough for every language in existence so he can practice with the native speakers, probably
Uh, no. Being able to say "hello" in 48 languages hardly makes you a polyglot. You need a sound degree of actual fluency in order to make such a claim, and you need to be capable of conversing about quite a very wide range of subject matter to claim real fluency.
@@scotthullinger4684 You, talk respectfully to our fellow polyglots!
@@MrSharkFIN - Get a damn clue. They are NOT "polyglots."
His Bulgarian pronunciation killed me 😂.
It was hilarious 😂
It also made me think about how awful his pronunciation in the other languages must be
He said something like "Говоря и бългáрски, бългáрският е най-красивия слявянски йезик. Много сим умен".
as a person who only knows a few words/ sentences in a couple languages (russian,french,spanish,italian,american, english,japanese,chinese) you made me want to start properly learning one and i chose deustch. im doing pretty well and your a constant inspiration
Lernst du zehn Monaten später immer noch Deutsch?
5:00 sorry man, but that couldn't be more wrong. You're using the Russian pronunciation and that simply not right. Remember that Bulgarian may be similar tu Russian, but it's definitely not pronounced the same.
Я бы, конечно, хотел бы присоедениться into the club of the hyper polyglots and gigachads, where I could free myself from the monolingual betas, Pero hay un problema que puede detenerme. Mi cuarto idioma es nihongo desu. ぼくの日本語はとてもかっこいいです, потому что у всех молодых русских есть практика этого языка. Мой дед бил японцев в Маньчжурии, и от него я и получил основы этого языка, а сейчас все шпионят за японским творчеством, называемое ранобе, манга и аниме, чтобы предотвратить возврат курил. But I have seen your dismissive attitude toward the Japanese, a strong nation in the archipelago that once defeated the Russian Empire. Because of this, I don't think your club is worthy of me.
Хаххаха esto just すごい!
すごい 日本語上手ですね!
Холищет, дэтс инкредбл
мой дед воевал с финнами ja nyt puhun suomea
@@backtonormal8018 joulupukki perkele
HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT
HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT
HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT
HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT
HE BECAME A FAKE POLYGLOT
can you reveiw arabic or hungarian? pls i really want to see your opinion on hungarian
Hungarian gang rise
@@istvantako2280 csatlakozom
English : I am willing to be a founding member
Urdu : میں بانی رکن بننے کے لیے تیار ہوں۔
Punjabi : Me bani rukan banan layi tayar han
Hindi : मैं संस्थापक सदस्य बनने को तैयार हूं
Make me a founding member
Damn, what a great piece of comedy is this video! Loved the jokes and the comedy times. The part of the testimonials really got me, I laughed so hard that I choked myself and started speaking perfect chicken language. And the best part is that you described what is perfectly happening in the language community on UA-cam!
Hasta pronto, Comandante Gigachad!
To emphasize the totally serious nature of our club and how none of us are fake, I propose the following name:
Community of Alpha Polyglots, or CAP for short. All of our members are always capping - it's what we do. You, an American from Michigan, speak fluent Gilbertese AND Turkmen? You're in!
J'ai besoin de trois plus langues, entonces voy a usarlos en esta oración - kurwa!
0:17 one eye on us... The other one on Caucasus...
Jedno oko na Maroko, a drugie na Kaukaz.
Hahahahahaha that guy who is Italian, Bulgarian and Chinese. Amazing.
Hi, salut, hola, ciao! (This is surely sufficient)
As a monoglot, studying Spanish, I can 100% confirm that his Shwali was spot on not a mistake in his speech tone or grammar.
бо̶Аль̶шое спасибо за ролик!
After the great points about not gatekeeping language learning you once again made, I can't believe I wasn't subscribed to you yet. Anyway, I think I can proof (fake) knowing four languages to apply to the club:
(Greek) Θα ήθελα να γίνω μέρος της ομάδας του Language Simp. (Dutch) Ik leer graag verschillende talen en kan meerdere talen spreken. (German) Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich lehrne Deutsch und ich kann ein klein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. (English) At last, I ran out of things to talk about but please believe that me speaking a sentence in 4 different languages means I can speak these languages.
no hablo espanol bien pero escribo en espanol porque crees que puedo hablar espanol
Отличное видео. Очень грустно that Joe couldn't get into the club but o klub kimin umrunda ki zaten. Sənin yaratdığın qrup min qat yaxşı olacaq inşallah.
( 🇷🇺🇺🇲🇹🇷🇦🇿)
As a Native Spanish speaker, "Pastel de Belem 2" Portuguese, "Tiramisu 2" Italian, and "Trolling 1" English, I can say with confidence that your Latin pronunciation was more natural than the pontiff himself. Are you related to Julius Caesar?
name: language weeb
i'm still not technically fluent in multiple languages, but i do speak at least 3 conversationally. does that count for something??
Are the natives SHOCKED!!! when you speak to them? Because that's the only metric that counts.
Quand tu as parlé de ton club j'étais très interesado, la mala suerte es que solo controlo tres idiomas, the moment you said four my dreams shattered.
لكني سأعود عندما أكون أقوى
*desgraciadamente solo domino tres idiomas
@@holliswilliams8426 vamos no me jodas que el español es mi lengua materna 💀💀💀
@@6Paths5RingsNo sabes hablar tu lengua materna
@@aliaflow6877 quizás es que no tenéis ni puta idea y ya eh
I WANT TO BE A FOUNDING MEMBER
Se 4 idiomas, este siendo el español.
Eu tambem falo portugues perfecto sim ayuda
E avanche italiano
And of course english. BUT when I was young I knew catalán but I forger lol
bona nit, parlo català de vegades
Cher Joe,
Je sais pas si c'est trop tard d'appliquer. Quand meme, je vais essayer...
(Я не буду сказать мое имя, потому что я хочу остаться анонимным.)
My native language is English and I find it the easiest to use, namun saya suka menggunakan bahasa-bahasa asing.
Di daerah saya, есть много люди, которые говорять на многих разных языках, et ca rend l'apprentissage de nouvelles langues fort plus facile. J'aime vraiment ma ville, a cause de ceci.
Ook ik habe deze zomer Nederland bezoeken, SO ich kenne einige worte. Jedoch, wenn auch ich noch nie in Deutschland besucht, mein Deutsch ist besser als mein Niederlandisch.
J'espere que ces paragraphes-ci peuvent te preuver que je merite un lieu dans ton association, et que je peux continuer a apprendre les langues.
Je crois que c'est tout.
I am un nativo chinese, so i могу с уверенностью declarar, that твой swahili suena perfecto!
Могу с уверенностью сказать él puede hablar all those languages perfectamente
Я смотрю твои видео уже несколько месяцев. Ich möchte auch ein Sprachenexperte sein, wie du, Language Simp, Du bist mein Vorbild. Je voudrais parler toutes les langues qui existent. Impraro italiano e francese a scuola. I speak English on a medium level, and German and Russian are my mother tongues. I will be a Megapolyglot Petachad Omega Male!
Ы
I really like your channel and your humor sense. I hope you can continue doing it.
Здравствуйте, мистер Симп.
Hablo mexicano muy fluido porque comí muchos Taco Bells.
Je suis aussi presque D1 en Baguette car j'ai beaucoup de pains dans mon garde-manger.
أخيرًا ، أتحدث العربية بطلاقة بسبب ذلك الشخص YT Shorts الذي يصنع الشاورما
Пока. Лучше бы я теперь стал одним из основателей.
🇦🇿 Hər kəsə salam, mənim adım Arif Kardeş
🇪🇸 Y yo quiero devenir un gran hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha hombre
🇨🇦 J’étudie beaucoup des langues, je pense que mon langue préféré c’était l’arabique
🇹🇲 Если не верите что говорю на четырёх языках, могу сделать небольшое видео чтобы доказать
I would gladly be in your polyglot club, protože dokážu mluvit třemi jazyky, i když někdy dělám chyby v interpunkci. Чешский и Русский мои родные языки, aber ich lerne Englisch und Deutsch in meine Schule.
meiner*
Ciao! Quiero ser parte de tu Club Internacional de Hyper Poliglotas porque I am a fluent speaker of 4+ languages и говорю так, что все входят в шок и deviennent fous en voyant ma véritable maîtrise de leur langue. Eu sou um poliglota!!!
Oh wow so you're telling me that I speak enough languages pour être reconnu comme membre fondateur du club des hyperpolyglottes ? Das ist wunderschön, ich wusste nicht dass ich gut genug darum spreche. Pues, muchas gracias por proponer. Je sais que les langues que je parle sont communes, insbesonders in Europa, pero perdóname, I'm French, solo he aprendido las lenguas de mis vecinos.
The fact that Language Simp is deliberately mispronouncing the word "monolingual" adds to the humor and charm of this video. This dude is a genius for all the right reasons. But his detractors of course are completely missing the point, and they have no clue they're being made fun of.
The next video I want to see from one of these geniuses is of them speaking Navajo, and have somebody from that culture sitting beside them nodding approvingly.
LOL -
Maybe if they have a few feathers in their cap, they'll be more believable?
Привет
Je m’appelle Mohamed je viens du mauritania 🇲🇷
I would love if you could put in your club because i am obviously a giga chad
بالنسبه للإسم سميه اي شي ياخي مو مهيم
Merhaba. Estoy muy impresionado by your effort to 变回到一个 monolingual beta by 在一个停车场里吃麦当劳, that really shows tua dedicação to your videos. Keep up the good work!
Брат, замечательные у тебя идеи, продолжай в том же духе 🇷🇺
Менің ойымша осы ассоциацияның аты “Polyglots Association” болу керек, себебі ол өте оңай және есте қалады. 🇰🇿
Sometimes it is not clear whether a person on UA-cam is fake polyglot or real gigachad. 🇺🇸
Szerintem, nagyon érdekes nyelveket tanulni. Most magyarul tanulok.
Köszönöm, Language Simp. 🇭🇺
Why would anyone learn Magyar?
@@bagrnadruhou6034 I am studying in Budapest currently, and I absolutely love the language and culture. Even though my uni’s program is in English, I try to put as much effort as I can on studying this language. And it is really shocking, how sometimes there are common words in Hungarian and Kazakh/Russian, due to the history of Hungarian nomads back in time :)
As someone who speak 974 languages, i can confirm that you are correct.
@@bruhidontknowman Thanks for confirmation, dude.
Hope you will understand my next words written on Ancient Uzbek dialect, which was primarily spoken in Tashkent in 986 BC:
Qadimgi xalq ogʻzaki ijodi namunalari
Can you possibly make an episode on Latin? It's quite an interesting language that came around not too long ago and I would love to see more people give attention to it.
Latin. The language that, when you finally hear someone speaking it out loud, sounds so ridiculous that you wonder how it created an empire.
@@RobespierreThePoof I mean nobody actually knows how to speak it so it's like when a deaf man tries to speak just from what he images it sounds like from reading letters
@@Specificify We actually do know how it was spoken
Ten eerste Nederlands, ik ben Belg en Duits maar ik vind Nederlands heel mooi. Tiếp theo là người Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam và tôi thích món phở Việt Nam. तीसरी बात है हिन्दी, एक वियतनामी व्यक्ति होने के नाते, मेरी वियतनामी भाषा के साथ-साथ भारतीय वंशावली भी शामिल है। 最後是中文，我就是喜歡中文，而且很酷。
Wow din skibidi joknar pakkar ohio alpha grejer , onekligen en attraktiv sigma
As someone born in 310BCE I can confirm that your Latin is flawless long live Ptolemy ✊
How dare you lie to us
Invade usa
Вы настоящий Путин?
@@ThatOnePink_Cat they aren’t haha
Путин, скажи 300
Let’s go!!! Language dad came back
I'm a native english speaker, and i confirm that jow speaks fleunt english.
id like to be a founding member
rebmem gnidnouf a eb ot ekil di
ikea i s ashop t hat exis ts
я хотел бы быть одним из основателей
Il tuo italiano è molto buono, personalmente molti parlanti italiani hanno un accento molto forzato ma il tuo è naturale e chiaramente comprensibile. Spero un giorno di poterti vedere di persona e dirti "Dammi i fottuti soldi"🥰
8:12 what😂
The Swedish is on point
Absolutely not with the pronunciation but the rest I guess
@@samuelhedenskog9980 that’s the joke
The swedish sounded like arabic
American: Hey Joe, I'd love to be a founding member of your club
British: Ello Governor, I'd go absolutely mental if you made me a prime minister of your club
French: Hey Joe, j'aimerais être un membre fondateur de votre club
Russian: Привет, Джо, я бы хотел стать одним из основателей твоего клуба.
Chinese: 嘿，乔，我很想成为你们俱乐部的创始成员
Love your videos🇺🇸
Люблю твои видосы🇷🇺
Шумоя видеотан мефорат🇹🇯
Descobri seu canal recentemente e estou adorando seu conteúdo.
Eu tambem!