WARNING: DON'T MAKE AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT [SSS

[@dangmattsmith]

Cory, you should narrate some scary stories!

[@liindigosky7675]

Yeoo matt big fan yo💪🏽💪🏽🖤

[@liindigosky7675]

And true he shouldd

[@watsonlasike5293]

No way it’s you

[@jaslenela3102]

Why don’t you have a check mark by your name

[@casencapps7731]

Matt ur should do a video with cory

[@dccwurdless714]

Even when he being quiet... the “sit back relax, grab some snacks” be hitting hard

[@MommaChrissy]

* Eats takis *(omg 22 likes I happy :D)

[@jigsaw5748]

Him lemmy get my phone and record for nothing 🌚

[@kungfukennywenny]

No cap

[@razylarganda7418]

I agree

[@ang781]

Literally

[@JWlov3r]

Cory sister walks in: "you recording"
Him:"Yea"
Her:"Okay"
Him:"Close the freakin door"
It got me

[@Miraclepainting123]

When?

[@MrColeX-ze4wh]

9:28

[@Miraclepainting123]

@@MrColeX-ze4wh ty

[@kirag3637]

I laughed so hard at this.

[@maddoxhill1369]

Siblings summed up in a couple seconds😂

[@funnyskeleman1739]

9:31
"what's good?"
"oh my bad you recording?"
"yeah i'm recording what's up"
"ahyehehehehehe ok"
"..."
"ahyehehehehe"
"close the fricking door"
" *ayheheheh* "
"....."

[@troglodyte2042]

@Joshua The Virtual Reality Kid who wouldn't be 9:33 look at that face lmao

[@puracan]

Three

[@Big_Chico]

“OhYeahWassupOk” 😂😂

[@CarlosChavez-st8ky]

@@puracan two one

[@carloschavez7012]

bruh did you hear that moaning when she came in

[@imnotagingeriswear]

Omg y’all. This was actually posted on Sunday. The world really is ending...

[@Julianrodri]

O shit!

[@JackTea666]

ahhhhheew ahhhh EW DUDE AJHH. WHAT THE FUUU-

[@Damien_2]

@Miah Willis what's happening

[@es23x61]

Idiot

[@Damien_2]

@Miah Willis can you tell me what's happening

[@p1sc3s16]

Cory's sister while she closing door "ahhh ah ahhh" that was so funny

[@babytales69420]

When in the vid

[@anglefreeman3795]

It at 9:31

[@doratheexplorer531]

@@babytales69420 9:31

[@babytales69420]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@rubeingfr8690]

26:26 &
9:31

[@kehilajbombole3305]

Jason:“Definitely baby….i mean”
Cory:”oooo he need some milk”
I’m dead💀💀💀💀😭😭

[@svqxj]

cory’s sister: “oheUgHohUGhoiH okay” 💀

[@finland3025]

road

[@sagexyz3874]

Roed

[@maggiesanders1011]

Has he made a video with his sister XD

[@userMCondatrack]

Are y’all tryin to say rude? 😆

[@sokka924]

@@maggiesanders1011 frr and his brother needs to make a comeback

[@im.olivuhh]

Y’all can we just appreciate the fact Cory is really recording, editing, and posting his videos while at his parents house during the holidays. Like ok, he do take a lot of breaks but for real he’s there for us. I’m proud to be samurai. Thanks Cory!

[@smokedawg9814]

@Yee Boi y'all weird as hell lol

[@cheecheechezeburger8936]

I couldn't agree more 😆✊🏾

[@intuitiveboi1393]

@Teq no u

[@suzethh]

@Teq no

[@space_waffles10uwu19]

@Teq no thank you

[@connoranderson6225]

It's weird to see Cory being so quiet and calm. Well- calmer than usual.
Edit: I know he's trying not to wake up his family but still.

[@lukemaher1666]

It’s cuz he trying not to wake up his whole family

[@kogothecrew6356]

He has to he doesn't want to be loud

[@Overqualification]

Probably gonna leave for another year soon.

[@nottmaaya]

He’s at his family’s house of course

[@ryuko9527]

i like it

[@Lizzyloveswony]

The fact Cory said to keep going made me cheer up bit cause my dad is going through a lot and I’m most of the time taking care of my siblings on my own and Cory really helped me so thank you so much Cory😞😞😞

[@noquestionsasked.3509]

plot twist: Cory's whole family is outside of the door listing to what he is doing in that room

[@dezzireactstv4572]

Yes

[@astrates6307]

Yes

[@odin1743]

That is exactly what I thought. I said "what if his parents have thin walls and can not sleep over his screams."

[@mirzaagic6530]

Yes

[@emtitan3734]

Cory is almost at 8,000,000

[@気が変わるエロは最高です]

Cory’s sister: walks in
Cory: yeah I’m recording, *close the freakin door*

[@abelardoramirez9427]

Dude imagine she found out what he was watching that would have been awkward that why he paused it so fast 🤣

[@waitthatsillegal6954]

abahabaaubabaubau *ok*

[@mauriciopearsall9566]

Ur not funny

[@abelardoramirez9427]

@@mauriciopearsall9566 never said I was so how about you stfu and mine your Business

[@marabandz]

Bruh

[@aishlelle]

Never thought I’d see the word “OnlyFans” and Cory Kenshin in a sentence.

[@Saturn_Solar]

Same

[@jacoblove9097]

Ikr

[@umbrellaguy6934]

Expect the unexpected
-someone

[@JustChatty]

Same

[@albu8620]

I never thought it but i always hoped it 😔

[@the0nly.lillyy]

6:55 " Definnetly baby i mean-"
cory *falls back in chair"
me" spechless"😂😭

[@qoodpoint]

This feels like his old set up, brings nostalgia

[@mono9578]

Honestly

[@willowsprout1519]

So much ha

[@crrnage9856]

Facts

[@bigguy2174]

Trueeee

[@xnirox623]

Cory Kenshin Nostalgia week Confirmed???

[@phantomdiff]

Can we just respect the fact this man recorded a SSS at his parents house, CORY DA GOAT

[@Meikowz]

facts

[@JuralekOFFICIAL]

@Ricky Robbins me to im 10 years okd

[@nader7712]

Yeahhh!! Hes da goat, uploading twice then leaving for a month/week 😂

[@thisisacharacternobodylike7958]

It’s literally not that big of a deal fortnite kid

[@A11urings0ul]

Yesss

[@Akahito-.]

"are you recording?"
"Oh yeah I'm recording"
"(Inaudible) ok"
"Close the freaking door"

[@Civil_Protection_Unit-1850]

@Jake Lymber 1

[@mr.depression9140]

@@Civil_Protection_Unit-1850 1
Timestamp??

[@Civil_Protection_Unit-1850]

@@mr.depression9140 just 1

[@mr.depression9140]

@@Civil_Protection_Unit-1850 1
ok?

[@momosfavorite3727]

@@mr.depression9140 1

[@riosmarilu62]

The “ughughugh” from Cory’s sis just was hilarious and Edward is even is still Corey in front of his family

[@alexwang6507]

Cory: *drops a joke about the hub*
Me: Cory’s not as pure as I thought
Aw nvm he removed it

[@cosmiclasagna4267]

Saaame

[@acteddeath]

true

[@mercilessthunder9326]

wdym he makes comments about girls all the time

[@foquitajeej2399]

i JUST came out of there

[@robertgooding1601]

He was never pure 😏

[@DabiLOVmember]

I feel like if he did make a onlyfans, we would beg him to post him dancing

[@houseofsteezy4119]

Or freestyles

[@singbin]

hell yes

[@Duhman2]

Ayeee

[@shaleeahseltzer2265]

Heck yea

[@tamurahedgemond9424]

Or maybe we can ask him to do more cooking with kenshin

[@St00pysapnap]

Watching old videos cuz I miss Cory

[@Fndx12]

I agree

[@CH3RRY_-_B0MB-2.0]

Same

[@rehmans_son]

same

[@MariahMontgomery-e3i]

Onb

[@Zuri-oml]

real

[@MBCCTOHSR]

IM SORRY BUT I DEADASS CACKLED WHEN CORY SAID “SHAPED LIKE A JUMBO PEANUT”

[@potattime2788]

LMAO

[@potattime2788]

ME YO

[@marquialstarkes3043]

I was like, .... cory.... what....the...fuck.

[@metsukashi]

Hahaha lo he some melik

[@blazefire3808]

"Dont talk to me bruh..."

[@DiorZay]

9:31 HELP WHEN HIS SISTER CAME IN DUDE😂😂

[@dopeboy4906]

“I can’t be to loud” *5minutes later “IT WAS THE PEANUT HEAD”

[@Ghost-mp1tc]

You notice that he hit 8 million

[@pablo_on_top1]

I noticed to

[@Saltastical]

Uh he did say he could be loud agian

[@deyash4602]

He recorded the later part at another time

[@crackingbandit6073]

He's only 2 million away from deleting his UA-cam channel 2021 is going to be a bad year if that happens

[@mc.lingling]

Cory:pauses video
Corys sister: are you recording?
Cory: yes.
Corys sister: aauahuyeuaaahahauahau

[@chernobylsurvivor2398]

When

[@bluejayspytgg]

@@chernobylsurvivor2398 9:31

[@EpicFunnyMoments]

The end tho 🤣

[@Anubonek]

cory: "coryxkenshin onlyfans??"
his family: "a what now"

[@yourfutureselffutureyou304]

@Teq s t f. U

[@nuiazs]

@Teq um yea I already did to reduce him from getting 10mil

[@felon7187]

Was his Spider-Man thumbnail not enough fan service for you? HMM YOU BLODDY FREAK

[@nuiazs]

@@felon7187 LMFAO 🤣

[@sticks2221]

Only fans aren't always supposed to be sexual.

[@Justinoo_Motivational]

Am I the only Samurai, rewatching every Video before 2024 Drops and well, hope Cory comes back soon?

[@thisisarobbery2148]

Cory’s sister: **Closes the door**
Me: “Ah yes. I see you’re a woman of culture.”

[@afallenhuman]

*no.*

[@iwilldefeatyourmother8802]

@@afallenhuman yes.

[@pattox7714]

@@afallenhuman and

[@afallenhuman]

@@iwilldefeatyourmother8802 *n o.*

[@iwilldefeatyourmother8802]

@@afallenhuman *yes*

[@sarahwaucaush4661]

Cory Kenshin: “-every Sunday we come togeth-“
The Samurai: “STOP THE CAP!!!!!!🧢🧢💗”

[@awaken9727]

Every 2 Sundays we come together 😌😂

[@willnilsen21]

Even he admits that’s not true

[@Rekter]

F for all the Sundays he missed this and last year.

[@To6gh]

True

[@damondgreen2239]

@@awaken9727 Every 2 Sundays a year we come together.

[@emmanuelukwandu]

"We doing this at 7AM." I am watching this at 7 AM.

[@oeg5365]

Same

[@daniellecanty2514]

Me at 8:25am 👁👄👁

[@jm01u3]

Same

[@24savage37]

me too im an hour late lol

[@ulyssesgarcia9926]

@@daniellecanty2514 I'm 6:14 A.M.

[@M0XIE_RAYA]

Honestly the meatcanyon one was so real you continue to tell yourself that you will start tomorrow until it's to late

[@Aless.em95]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE PAUSED TO SAY AN EMOTIONAL SPEECH AND THEN THE TIGER POPPED UP💀

[@fumekoo]

TIMESTAMP?

[@axolvtll461]

@@fumekoo 15:46

[@ava-jc6id]

Omg I died
😂

[@theaceofspadez_]

That was amazingly timed

[@fumekoo]

@@axolvtll461 HAHAHAHAHAHAH U WHEEEEZED

[@michaelgarcia5290]

“Every day is a struggle, but every day is another chance to get another dub, because you got to look yourself in the mirror, and be like “yo I did that today”-CoryxKenshin

[@zxdiacvfx4912]

The words of a true shogun

[@BossMan-jw7uv]

Shush

[@DrSimpp]

Inspirational

[@SixtyFourJr]

@Teq shut it

[@DrSimpp]

@Teq understood

[@TitanicPuffin]

LESSONS WITH CORY
“Don’t simp for somebody”

[@beethefool]

Cory is teaching us all well, never simp for nobody

[@user-uh9bf6yj3t]

ok

[@kerimbasic2795]

That's common knoledge

[@beethefool]

@@kerimbasic2795 yes we should all know it unless their an anime character.

[@evangelinaserrano1803]

Yessir💅✨

[@MohammedRana-ye2ye]

Who is watching this in 2024?😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@Tink.skyy.]

Me😞

[@Loustah_]

Unoriginal ahh

[@Thats_really_gay5934xD]

Me duhhh who wouldn't

[@Loleruslol]

me 💪

[@denyiahaymon1316]

me 🥲

[@litverse3056]

*”Everyday is a struggle, but everyday is another chance to get another dub.”*
*-Coryxkenshin*

[@daunteconnor9851]

This should be on a 👕

[@kiyonjefferson1170]

@@daunteconnor9851 Ong

[@shay5hay768]

My daily motto

[@Radientadrienn]

Cory: *being real with us and having a serious talk about weight*
Meanwhile me: *eating dinosaur chicken nuggets with caprisun*

[@lisahewitt4108]

Me eating snacks and chocolate and drinking Cola

[@test-jt5el]

*TELLS US TO GRAB UNHEALTHY SNACKS AT THE BEGINNING*

[@Veeleekem]

epic

[@hail.sithis]

Me reading this: Yum... All slushy flavors available mixed together and some delicious pizzaaa

[@carringtonwhite8580]

me just eating a burger and now eating candy👁👄👁

[@fishwaterrr]

Corys onlyfans be like: how to dip a Oreo in milk

[@LeSparkleChild]

Me
Edit: I forgot I made this comment 😭

[@nebiyatamare2817]

@Colton Crites dude no did you watch that video he made 😑

[@nebiyatamare2817]

@Colton Crites he made a tutorial about how to dip a oreo along time ago 😅

[@shivermetimbers7514]

OMFG TRUUU

[@fuyikau]

Id buy that onlyfans

[@Luvroq]

Come back to society bro pls

[@Genises]

Lol

[@ArthurPollock]

True

[@thedoodooman-u4v]

he’s back

[@yes8807]

i love how nervous he looked when his sis walked in LMAOOO

[@jay-dv9lm]

tell me why after that part went by I look down and your first comment is the comment I see🥲

[@BRONZETOAST]

It was on the only fans portion

[@ibrahimsuhail6220]

12:19 this is big brain time

[@syedruzaini1068]

The fact that he’s dedicated to make a video for us while staying with his parents for Christmas is just big respect ✊🏽 this man deserves a lot more no 🧢

[@Zxkenz]

Letsssss go I had everything for the snacks man am lit

[@kissimora]

Right

[@KyleGD]

@Spider-AS honestly idc about the copied comments anymore, its just getting common here on yt man

[@Mia-nu6ev]

I’ve gust come to the conclusion he’s a 🐐

[@lunarmiau]

I love how when Cory’s sister went into his room he was like: *close the frikin door*

[@vxnommm]

Lol

[@domsdancing1697]

9:35 - 9:37

[@Bruh-403]

19:18 deleted scene from the mandalorian😅😂

[@RaymineJaymine]

I bet she was like: 👁👄👁

[@samtheman123]

Oh hey Toby can you close the door on your way out

[@victoriamassie6017]

19:35 bro stop im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryangreen7800]

Cory:oh yeah I’m recording
His sister: ahaha ouuaoga ok

[@ShmurdaShai]

😂😂😂😂

[@gamingpalace2]

*close the freaking door*

[@MovieStudios4]

@@gamingpalace2 “close the FREAKING door...” that sister and brother awkward moment
Ent

[@nvm4231]

Cory:”oh yea I’m recording”
His sister:AhAh AhAh

[@LevelUpLifting]

12:28 😂😂😂 Cory you are a LEGEND bruh

[@clipgaming5348]

Ayoooooooo

[@Mr.Keller99]

Who els screenshoted😂

[@nachoboi8287]

Ayooo it’s the legend watching the legend

[@buzzbrick7521]

Love the channel

[@ianausten7775]

Up

[@sumaiyaashra9542]

5:36 When Cory said " Jumbo peanut" that I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@kirot2513]

Cory: *makes PH joke*
Also Cory: "There are to many 12yr olds on the channel"
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes

[@anap8918]

😭frfr

[@LYRISNSD]

I mean I am 11 but like it caught me off guard when he play the PH theme 🤭

[@ranran_edits]

Well at least i know Cory Is *Cultured*

[@imayawaya]

@@LYRISNSD your too young for that

[@kirot2513]

@@ranran_edits True true

[@apocalypse8346]

15:55 he really flexed on us and was motivational at the same time, coryxkenshin is the only person that I can think to pull that off

[@ricewater_]

Imagine how awkward it’d be if one of Cory’s parents came inside the room and were like: hey cory, we’re eating din- oh you’re recording *closes door
Cory: 😶 ight

[@cosuinofdeath]

At 7a.m

[@GloobyIsAmazingYes]

That would be so awkward 😅💀

[@fwSerApH]

Dude I have that picture that's you pfp

[@fariahzaman1867]

He can just edit it out 😂
Now I wonder how many funny bloopers must have been there but he just decided to edit it out. Lol

[@GloobyIsAmazingYes]

@@fariahzaman1867 Probably so many blooper. Lol 😂

[@cool59er]

9:14 the peanut head😂😂

[@jeskes8872]

Cory: I ain't a simp
Corys female fans: are we a joke to you!?!

[@mauriciopearsall9566]

Not funny

[@chad4308]

Expo Seein0os we don’t give to fucks

[@AintGB3]

@@mauriciopearsall9566 gonna tell you now, we don’t care

[@mauriciopearsall9566]

@@chad4308 k taina

[@mauriciopearsall9566]

@@AintGB3 i do

[@donovanlogan4449]

Cory’s Sister: You Recording?
Cory: Yeah I’m auughtifjr recording?
Cory’s sister: auughtifjr
Cory: Close the freaking door.

[@diobrando4207]

I need the time 😂😂😂

[@inkyio]

@@diobrando4207 9:33

[@lildurk867]

Check out my new vlog

[@jocelynflores5233]

@@lildurk867 no self promoter

[@c.l.cepicgamer1433]

Suwoop

[@Sean-lu4ss]

Lmao you can tell by how cory’s sister reacted to him saying hes recording that they’re related.

[@VGC06]

Duh ofc they're related

[@Yrn__JD]

The way they were studdering🤣

[@boomvroomshroom701]

@@VGC06 Just take a joke

[@RickyBlack_]

@@VGC06 he meant they’re close

[@v4n3ssa.a]

Lmao

[@SageToalepai-j4h]

The way he said that was a freaky
Door got me laughing I spit out my drink

[@anquawnburt5341]

Cory: what’s up. Sister: Are you recording? Cory: Yes. Sister: Having a seizure while trying to talk. Cory: Close the freaking door

[@akana-chan_0190]

Lmao 😂🤣🤣

[@TheRealGamer872]

Congrats you got a heart

[@JazzReaper]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 69 stfu bro

[@diamond0xp]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 69 stfu bot

[@ImArduous]

That the fact he hearted your comment-

[@Soul-ty7zc]

Mom: He sees you when you’re sleeping
Dad: He knows when you’re awake
Me: I’m about to hit that damn front door so don’t try to chase me

[@U.aadore_diorx]

I took an whole screen shot with my body when it busted out the present 😭💀

[@itsmejayub348]

U mean
Mom: He sees you when you're sleeping
Dad: he knows where you're... awake
Me: I'm already out the door even before i damn ate

[@harmonypaul6754]

I know the parents are so suspicious 😑

[@sjjsjssjjsshshsjsjsjsj6740]

He censoring his chest and abs like he didn’t beat resident evil shirtless

[@Solarcai1293]

LMFAO-

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Fan-girls: die of amazement

[@brettyboi6940]

AND HIS FOOT JUST CHILLING THERE LIKE 😭😭😭

[@chinnonsow2227]

Factssssss

[@unyx3817]

Lmao

[@BangIsHim]

Baby yoda “I was on ur shelf for too long let’s run the 50’s heaha”

[@fluttershybutterflyy]

cory: “i can’t be to loud.”
also cory: * proceeds to yell *

[@Easyboycompact]

Yeah because in the beginning he couldn’t talk because it was 6:00 am but he fast forward to 5:00 pm

[@Artemisbites]

Yea yes 👏🏽 😝😛😝

[@kingmoneygamer4651]

It was 5pm later

[@DawnMiller-pi7zu]

Ikr and he mean to his family

[@Yungblubolz]

@@DawnMiller-pi7zu how

[@kenjitheshinobi6863]

Corys sister:(comes in)
Cory: *pauses videos instantly*

[@soysaucegang7055]

He has experience from his teenage years

[@kenjitheshinobi6863]

@@soysaucegang7055 oh-oh damn😂😂

[@tierrak8053]

Mike daum

[@lesitebarnes9765]

LOL yh he said "yh yh close my freakin door"... LOL

[@im2valid4k7]

FR HE said .....close The fuckin door🤣🤣

[@nathanspathan6726]

His sister killed me when she started making inaudible noises😭😭🤚🏽🤚🏽

[@kultifywrld7705]

Im sorry for begging but im an editor for people and im trying to reach 30 subs so i can get out there to more people

[@kultifywrld7705]

@Razziq they people like cory told everybody at tgere school to sub to his channel and he started yt 2 years after it came out

[@singbin]

@@kultifywrld7705 that's true, i also discoverd cory through instagram, and youtube comment section he does self promo aswell but i was so young so i dont find it annoying like now, i dont like watching his video at first but when he started playing RPG horror japanese game sht i started to watched him until now

[@jademondez]

COME BACK CORY

[@psychorevenant]

Cory: "I'mma censor that out because there's too many 12 year olds on the channel"
Also cory: "LoOk aT My FeEt"

[@kultifywrld7705]

Im sorry for begging but im an editor for people and im trying to reach 30 subs so i can get out there to more people

[@sunsetev9757]

sadly I’ve seen worse

[@vannahhhh_]

The way I'm 12

[@mootsukisasmr]

@@vannahhhh_ BAHAHA

[@sudeshkaruppan3607]

@@kultifywrld7705 ok i did it

[@sajuu6660]

“he sees you when your sleeping”
Cory: “UHUAAAH”

[@m1ll1eb0bbybr0wn]

@Teq no💀

[@SixtyFourJr]

@Teq no

[@AndieRae1885]

@Teq How dare you

[@cocodixon3444]

Nah

[@Lekanizlit]

Man made a whole channel on cory

[@hannasworld7301]

“Don’t talk to me bruh.... head shaped like a jumbo peanut” 😭

[@isidrodiaz7023]

DOG SHAPED REALLY IS ACTUALLY SNAPED

[@ssjssgecko5411]

@@isidrodiaz7023 wtf

[@annsylum5365]

@@isidrodiaz7023 did you just have a stroke?

[@dominusmasteryt]

@KaraDUN y’all got me dead 💀😂😭

[@plxto6355]

Thought the double chin was his mouth

[@NoahCapezzuto]

14:57 the laughing killed me

[@greenbird6435]

Cory: *censors his abs*
Also cory: *shows his feet(

[@liyalache6412]

😭😭

[@jackn7399]

*b u r n*

[@goaway4625]

I mean, tbh- We have seen his abs many times in previous videos 😂😭 He can't hide 'em now.

[@taylormull3879]

The words “only fans” and “Cory” need to social distance

[@drina.mariee]

Right 😭

[@Kristina-ov8ur]

lmaooo 😭

[@ibuki_ishere2748]

lmfao

[@Rekter]

Facts, like staying six feet away from each other and everything.

[@nxccarti846]

maybe they need to get closer 👀

[@rebecca1331]

“One day I’ll see katie again” katie can’t even see herself again 🥴

[@koine1491]

Damn 😂

[@yo.its.lio.lol.3159]

BRUH

[@user-uh9bf6yj3t]

ok

[@ma.lorenadevanadero5828]

at 7:55 listen until Cory's message is done then go to 15:08, its inspirational

[@AJ-cj6ju]

Cory: "I'm gonna censor that there's too many 12 years old on the channel"
Also Cory: Has 2 thumbnail of him shirtless when playing Spiderman

[@Zack-oo2iu]

Ok? And?

[@lukegallichan0613]

@@Zack-oo2iu the guy was making a joke lol

[@AJ-cj6ju]

@@Zack-oo2iu It was a joke Zack. Chill~

[@Zack-oo2iu]

Fuck Dont you dare r/woosh me

[@BratatoChip]

@@Zack-oo2iu r/whoosh

[@heatherodom2211]

“His head is shaped like a jumbo peanut” that had me laughing 😂😭

[@Easyboycompact]

Same lol 😂

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352]

XD

[@yurei2114]

9:36 was hilarious
"Close the fricken door" Listen at the aggression

[@devi5540]

Me all the time to my siblings 💀

[@SherXP]

too relatable

[@yurei2114]

@@SherXP right?

[@sunrize3098]

@@devi5540 loooolll true

[@davieliasquevici5923]

IKRRR GOT ME DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@edmondrexhaj4073]

Yoda making that Dashie sound in the beginning was hilarious😂

[@DAATChannel]

“She’s gonna take that 10 bucks then buy some food for another dude”
-Coryxkenshin 2021 quote of the year

[@whydoiexist9913]

Well 2020 because that’s when the vid was recorded and posted

[@mmm77171]

Fuck yeah

[@sleepychannel4220]

This is 2020 bruh

[@ender.enderman.4893]

He is saying the truth

[@Elixprix]

Luv your profile pic bro

[@orma_]

"Definitely baby- I-I mean Katy."
Me: *full body cringe*

[@beatsmetryhard6153]

That weird but okayyyy

[@beatsmetryhard6153]

It was funny tho lmao

[@beatsmetryhard6153]

It does rhyme tho

[@name-dr9gs]

@@beatsmetryhard6153 no it dont bruh

[@kultifywrld7705]

Im sorry for begging but im an editor for people and im trying to reach 30 subs so i can get out there to more people

[@gruff5997]

“are you recording”
“yeah i am”
“owaowaheuiuih”

[@Eliyaasaways]

4:07 got me😂😂😂

[@adrienneclarissazacheryhar5750]

Love it

[@xuazyRx]

“Every Sunday”
And the best comedian award goes to

[@ari1758]

I cackled

[@apockystick]

You did him dirty 😔

[@chris-pynuggets]

And the academy award goes

[@stancinatti8198]

@@apockystick he deserves it😭😭😭

[@g-harmony]

FACTS

[@daddylucifer7435]

"Don't yall simp for any woman she gonna take that 10 bucks and she gonna buy that food for another man" best advice

[@KyleGD]

yeah loll

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@zaxarie]

@@technoraver99 copy paste or na?

[@KyleGD]

@@technoraver99 bruh

[@rizzlleresss]

Right!

[@childishvibez5973]

So ur crush is kidnapped and u just saw her eyes removed from her head
Jason:Maybe I should sleep it off

[@angelica2437]

❌ Report what happened
✅ Sleep it off

[@ceegrizzley]

LMAO I was like he ain't gonna call the cops??? 🤣

[@wavynaeco7915]

@@ceegrizzley lol right 🤣

[@crackinmycookie7517]

It gotta be fake bruh

[@madisonhoward8331]

Hi

[@Urgurllmaiaa]

9:24 “yes I’m recording what’s up” “uhhh” “close the freaking door” “ahhuhh”

[@emxtionalbackup1418]

7:50
Awww look at Chimmy in the back

[@juliqrr]

Finally someone noticed 😭

[@Nanaplays2]

I came back to see if anyone else noticed lol

[@kokob657]

@@Nanaplays2 same lol

[@aapjm]

so cute 😭

[@elianysflores7935]

Finally somebody else noticed 😭😭

[@warmgoo]

Me: "Dang...Thats crazy"
Me: *logs onto onlyfans*

[@jjjgamingplayzsubbedtomeis7698]

Welp...

[@faustojesusevilla6398]

true?

[@Toxicity-Ty]

@@jjjgamingplayzsubbedtomeis7698this is awkward

[@lngko]

Ay bruh u got socks on?

[@Toxicity-Ty]

@@lngko what u mean?

[@JeweledLove]

Cory: "SSS is a show where *every* Sunday-"
Also Cory: posted SSS _2 weeks ago_

[@notdatboi7325]

O

[@khambodian5545]

Aye chill on that man.

[@werrtuky5803]

Yeas

[@rylan_24]

Camera man: alright ready for another episode
Coryxkenshin: already.... I’m taking a break
The crew: Cory we can’t do tha-
Coryxkenshin: leaves:

[@lildurk867]

Check out my new vlog

[@Amecia_girly5212]

15:57 I got scared for a sec,not Cory actually guessing my age😂

[@trickz6672]

Cory: “it’s early”
Me watching it at 1am: dOeS tHiS cOuNt

[@gachablob5875]

Bro same lol

[@garyrosales9933]

Yea

[@phonyword9120]

Me watch at 2am 👺

[@razemike3528]

Same lol

[@razemike3528]

@@heisenberg970 ngl kinda

[@vintagetapes947]

Cory: We gotta be quiet
Also Cory: We are going to be reacting to scary things

[@dpdark8141]

I dont get it

[@LadyTakahashi]

@@dpdark8141 Cory filmed half of this video in the morning and then the rest in the evening

[@mars-qd2xk]

@@dpdark8141 Its cause he screams hella loud-

[@tiddlesfairbo5452]

@@dpdark8141 you watch scary things , you scream.

[@bethladue5117]

yeah

[@nathanhoffman5214]

Cory: "OnlyFans, link in bio baby!"
Me: *Instantly scrolls to bio*

[@indianqueen7846]

I though I was the only one ☝🏾 😂😩

[@juray6786]

Same

[@natty1898]

DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU GAYY

[@koopercurrier2662]

@@natty1898 not if you got socks on

[@Blackopsthe1king]

Simp

[@kokocore.mp3]

9:39
“oh are you recording?”
“yeah.”
“uAgh-“
“close the freaking door.”
*”UAGHhg-“*

[@rebelfriend9570]

Therapist: forward facing Cory isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Forward facing Cory: 11:57

[@toffee_11919]

OMG LOL I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

[@weeeheee4926]

bro this comment sent my soul lmao

[@AblereSinAblere]

NAAHH IM DEAD

[@Theorigianaly]

THAT SCARED ME SO BAD

[@James10380]

AHHGGGHHHAGGG HE CAN HURT ME😭

[@AnimeKpop5]

Lol Cory stop playing, bout to have some kids on here asking their parents “mommy, daddy what is onlyfans.”

[@n0n3x15t3nt]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@goriahto3121]

Moms:*SWEAT INTENSIFIES*

[@RadTanks3990]

Bro fu

[@jamesmays8998]

Lmao

[@grimsaltoff]

And the intro he was playing the "hub" music 😂

[@charliewegner]

the first guy: *sees woman who is clearly in immediate danger and has had her eyes gouged out and should definitely call the police
also the first guy: man, hope she feels better soon

[@kindadumb916]

Just regrow your eyes smh 🤦‍♂️

[@emojiyav7293]

@@kindadumb916 bruh- XD

[@laytozee]

@@kindadumb916 fr🤷🏾‍♀️

[@flavoredsoap5647]

@@junaydvanleijen7051 some people need money and live their lives in different manners, it’s not okay to judge people for what they do to make money. Although there is much better ways to make money it’s still not okay to judge and cyber bully people for how they make money.

[@flavoredsoap5647]

@@kindadumb916 fr 👽

[@veronicamorris4704]

"Close the freakin' door." Had me rolling off of my bed

[@yvngxkj4394]

Cory’s jokes are getting a little R rated 😂😂

[@Shady_Doctor]

Gonna start cursing eventually

[@mc102]

@Jaydenvibezz Dude cursing isn’t that bad

[@bwomph]

he put on the hub music

[@bvrklyn]

THAT DAMN PHUB INTRO IN YHE BEGINNING

[@m8head842]

I’m completely fine with that 😁

[@potatothuggin]

Your sister is ICONIC
When she said “auuahUUHHAHH” I felt that

[@SixtyFourJr]

@Teq shut

[@jordyngibson7462]

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@dylanbutler9167]

@Teq you deleted your channel teq

[@xynaeharris2743]

9:31
Cory: whats good
Sister: oh my bad are you recording
Cory:yeah
Sister: aheahuahuaeehaee
Cory: close the freaking door.

[@shisui-iseyo8070]

@@bxbymychi4544 ok then?

[@miss_chelles1338]

@@shisui-iseyo8070 ikr.

[@astranovaee]

@@bxbymychi4544 was this comment really necessary 😒

[@urmommasucksadamdriverstoe1817]

Bxby Mychi fr

[@ckdrilly7600]

@@bxbymychi4544 fax

[@DanielO-k6p]

Jumbo peanut is crazy you always make me laugh please make more spooky scary sundays in 2025