3 SCARY SHORT FILMS TO START YOUR 2021 [SSS

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  • @BeingScared
    @BeingScared 3 роки тому +45974

    Cory makes Sundays better.

  • @LevelUpLifting
    @LevelUpLifting 3 роки тому +12279

    FIRST SSS EPISODE OF 2021, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @iimintyash2348
    @iimintyash2348 3 роки тому +689

    “Don’t look away”
    Literally everybody: Looks away
    😳🤝 We shall all face the fear together samurai
    (Edit: Woah this got way more likes than expected 😤❤️)

  • @OrenMystery
    @OrenMystery 2 місяці тому +95

    "Consistency, 'eh?'" It's been over a year, Cory... we miss you dawg.

    • @SpamR1_2013
      @SpamR1_2013 2 місяці тому +2

      facts, come back cory please 😭😭😭

    • @OrenMystery
      @OrenMystery 2 місяці тому +5

      @@SpamR1_2013 This is how you know this community is loyal. This video is THREE YEARS OLD and yet within 3 days someone responds. (Also 3 days, 3 years, 3 scary short films? (HMMM))

    • @Theeekuro
      @Theeekuro 18 днів тому

      it’s bouta be 2 years

    • @captainprice9381
      @captainprice9381 8 днів тому

      @@Theeekuro gonna be three before homeboy come back

  • @dead1535
    @dead1535 3 роки тому +2977

    Cory: "Why was you late"
    Me: I uh I...
    Cory: "Nawh shut ya freaking mouth up"

    • @30klips
      @30klips 3 роки тому +48

      see wat had happen was... no funny comments

    • @wlt3rsvib3s96
      @wlt3rsvib3s96 3 роки тому +26

      I’m seeing this an hour after u 🤣

    • @someguy4071
      @someguy4071 3 роки тому +15

      @@WhatIsMyWhy it is...acceptable

    • @Yuricorru
      @Yuricorru 3 роки тому +9

      Same Lmao I forgot to check because I was busy but I forgot he uploaded until 2am(rn)

    • @k.j7592
      @k.j7592 3 роки тому +4

      I deleted youtube

  • @darkking403.
    @darkking403. 3 роки тому +484

    Cory: “ if you watchin this not on time...why are u late?”
    Me: sucks how many times u been late? 😒 ima still samurai slice tho

  • @Zippyzappy339
    @Zippyzappy339 3 роки тому +325

    The woman in the second video
    *Someone breaks into her house *
    Her: Imma go back to sleep
    Like WTF call the police

    • @evanlanger4808
      @evanlanger4808 3 роки тому +7

      @Fadi Dankiha uh okay ?

    • @inputhere1298
      @inputhere1298 3 роки тому +4

      she can’t lmao

    • @kaniyabarnes1319
      @kaniyabarnes1319 3 роки тому +4

      EXACTLY

    • @drxamyyyy336
      @drxamyyyy336 3 роки тому +1

      @UCotHftjTz31WhDBRKVCpy2g he didnt make EVERYTHING.

    • @extremecrstyal6721
      @extremecrstyal6721 3 роки тому +5

      I LIK EHOW WHEN SHE GETS IN THE BED HER PHONES IS MAGICALY CHAGRED BECUASE IPHONES BE TURNING OFF AT 40% LOL XD

  • @AbnerBurla
    @AbnerBurla Місяць тому +79

    Who here in 2024 August

  • @rebbit8767
    @rebbit8767 3 роки тому +624

    "Leave the house."
    99.999% of horror movie plots solved.

    • @EJ_BBall
      @EJ_BBall 3 роки тому +5

      Haha

    • @Evan-jt8ho
      @Evan-jt8ho 3 роки тому +22

      The other times ya dont leave the house, maybe you outside of the house, and you gotta go in

    • @abub-bj5vz
      @abub-bj5vz 3 роки тому +14

      Sometimes you gotta close the door to open a window

    • @jacksonjokez5516
      @jacksonjokez5516 3 роки тому +4

      What about the 1% 🤔

    • @abub-bj5vz
      @abub-bj5vz 3 роки тому +7

      @@jacksonjokez5516 well they probably already outside or in the woods

  • @dccwurdless714
    @dccwurdless714 3 роки тому +482

    “So sit back relax, grab some snacks”
    That will never get old

  • @rosecooliness3404
    @rosecooliness3404 3 роки тому +1710

    Cory: “why you late”
    Me:.... how did he know I was watching this on a Tuesday

  • @Lia-j2t
    @Lia-j2t 2 місяці тому +52

    0:37 “Why are you late” me: i’m sorry I didn’t mean to be three years late😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @damiannnn5108
    @damiannnn5108 3 роки тому +434

    Cory: unless they got that WiFi up in heaven
    Angel: yea we do the password John 3:16

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 3 роки тому +189

    “Oop- I farted”
    -CoryxKenshin, 2021
    That’s a good quote for the new year ngl

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +991

    Jumpscare: appears
    Cory: "Oh, I farted"

    • @genneverexisted
      @genneverexisted 3 роки тому +27

      I WAS DYING

    • @branduee
      @branduee 3 роки тому +10

      💀

    • @supreme6188
      @supreme6188 3 роки тому +5

      Apparently you guys are roaming

    • @erronblack6579
      @erronblack6579 3 роки тому +8

      We need mortal kombat back, should we spam? He didn’t finish the whole game

    • @supreme6188
      @supreme6188 3 роки тому +2

      @@erronblack6579 for fam that’s a Rome

  • @kanetheg.o.a.t2883
    @kanetheg.o.a.t2883 2 місяці тому +8

    “Firmly grasp” with the nutri grain bar got me dead💀💀💀

  • @Snowi1
    @Snowi1 3 роки тому +156

    Cory for the first time: "I'm on time. If you late, why you late?" *stares into soul*
    Me who is late for the first time: :/

    • @imarie4992
      @imarie4992 3 роки тому +1

      Me too lol

    • @5starr.kamm_
      @5starr.kamm_ 3 роки тому +1

      they sent me the notification jsut now (corrected for language-google )

    • @wiinterl
      @wiinterl 3 роки тому +1

      me... 😳

    • @albarnat
      @albarnat 3 роки тому +1

      Me to

    • @albarnat
      @albarnat 3 роки тому

      It's literally Monday today and tomorrow is school :((

  • @wesweebjackson9194
    @wesweebjackson9194 3 роки тому +230

    Cory: throwing it back asking to not get demonetized
    Also Cory: pulled out a knife

    • @dennissires3178
      @dennissires3178 3 роки тому +1

      it’s because the song not cus he throwing it back lol

    • @fraudulentyen
      @fraudulentyen 3 роки тому +1

      @@dennissires3178 We know....

    • @30klips
      @30klips 3 роки тому +1

      @@dennissires3178 ..🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @30klips
      @30klips 3 роки тому +1

      @@dennissires3178 ohhh nvm yeah you right sorry

  • @TheFrozenFlame05
    @TheFrozenFlame05 3 роки тому +173

    Cory: "Get you some cool ranch Doritos."
    Me with my bag of cool ranch Doritos: "How the freak..?"

    • @golfwangloser8334
      @golfwangloser8334 3 роки тому +3

      @༒工ㄒム匚卄工༒ uchiha same😳

    • @insomniaxe
      @insomniaxe 3 роки тому +4

      He’s a master mind 😳😳

    • @BubblingOnion
      @BubblingOnion 3 роки тому +3

      They are pretty popular.

    • @lilfragz3400
      @lilfragz3400 3 роки тому +2

      i have the bag of them spicy hot xxtra hot cheetos!

    • @IMNTV
      @IMNTV 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp

  • @heatheranderson-smith1798
    @heatheranderson-smith1798 2 місяці тому +6

    If anybody don't know what spooky scary Sunday is it's a day where everybody just sits down and watch some scary videos bro like you don't know that

  • @heydichavez3931
    @heydichavez3931 3 роки тому +596

    Cory: *deadly stares at the camera*
    also Cory: “FIRMLY GRASP IT”

  • @fierysamurai8215
    @fierysamurai8215 3 роки тому +317

    The second the killer moves
    Cory: *”Yup, she dead.”*

    • @Danky_11111
      @Danky_11111 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaaziel6969 no

    • @idk-gd9ok
      @idk-gd9ok 3 роки тому

      @@jaaziel6969 no

    • @jaaziel6969
      @jaaziel6969 3 роки тому

      @@idk-gd9ok you stupid haters you don't know what you missing

    • @Randomuser231
      @Randomuser231 3 роки тому +3

      @@jaaziel6969 we don't care cause self promotion sucks

    • @kidssnyder9680
      @kidssnyder9680 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaaziel6969 stfu

  • @flawtism1271
    @flawtism1271 3 роки тому +507

    Cory: why are you late. Let it happen again and see what happens
    Me: aight, bet

    • @dexer_cats
      @dexer_cats 3 роки тому +3

      Your not a disappointment every human matters your great no matter what

    • @flawtism1271
      @flawtism1271 3 роки тому +5

      @@dexer_cats I hate to say this but does that mean Hitler mattered?

    • @beenings213
      @beenings213 3 роки тому +4

      @@flawtism1271 No but Epstein did.
      Im a minor i can make this joke

    • @Pikapik._.69
      @Pikapik._.69 3 роки тому +1

      LATE AGAIN I SEE..... whelp i told you. *CHAINSAW NOISES*

    • @SuperDfar
      @SuperDfar 3 роки тому +1

      ur less of a disappointment than me.

  • @oliviaherrick9788
    @oliviaherrick9788 Місяць тому +8

    Spooky Sunday is a time to watch scary videos from people on twitter

  • @bababooey3023
    @bababooey3023 3 роки тому +150

    Cory: "so hows your 2021 so far let me know"
    lil uzi: "its only my third day out here"

    • @bananaoil4203
      @bananaoil4203 3 роки тому +2

      Thats clever good job

    • @jinnkiees
      @jinnkiees 3 роки тому +2

      cryin- i posted that earlier 😭

    • @AntonioG7946
      @AntonioG7946 3 роки тому +2

      @@bananaoil4203 that reply was clever good job!

    • @mr.subtitles46
      @mr.subtitles46 3 роки тому +2

      @@AntonioG7946 that reply to that reply replying to the comment is a clever good job

    • @the_escaper6661
      @the_escaper6661 3 роки тому +2

      @@mr.subtitles46 that reply, replying to a reply of a comment is clever good job

  • @detectivefirst3327
    @detectivefirst3327 3 роки тому +143

    Cory: looks at painting that says not to
    Guy in film: Looks at it too
    Cory: why you looking at it!

    • @ph03n1xfn6
      @ph03n1xfn6 3 роки тому

      Because he’s the one watching the film 0-0

    • @lobsterscoobydoo8776
      @lobsterscoobydoo8776 3 роки тому

      that sure did happen

    • @ph03n1xfn6
      @ph03n1xfn6 3 роки тому +1

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ?

  • @pookie6391
    @pookie6391 3 роки тому +614

    Cory: says hes being consistent this year
    [Everyone liked that]

  • @biancabynum5981
    @biancabynum5981 19 днів тому +1

    Spooky scary. Sunday is every Sunday where the samurai come together to watch scary videos together

  • @RageElixir
    @RageElixir 3 роки тому +4994

    Lmaoo didn’t even use facecam footage from 2020 🤣 I’m glad you were in it

  • @boiledlemon3797
    @boiledlemon3797 3 роки тому +168

    “Oh, I farted, I am so sorry.”
    -Coryxkenshin 2021

  • @-jellodraws-5233
    @-jellodraws-5233 3 роки тому +154

    “Don’t stare” “Don’t look away” But imagine if they joined forces

    • @aikitonine1483
      @aikitonine1483 3 роки тому +9

      omg the POWER THAT THEY HAVE!!!!!

    • @asiart1087
      @asiart1087 3 роки тому +8

      In that case... don’t even look in the first place 🤣🤣

    • @riverunconfirmed
      @riverunconfirmed 3 роки тому +4

      I’m blind :D

    • @-jellodraws-5233
      @-jellodraws-5233 3 роки тому +2

      @@asiart1087 Just keep your eyes closed 😂

    • @deadaccount66778
      @deadaccount66778 3 роки тому +1

      The fucking emoji ruined the the joke

  • @mimi.888
    @mimi.888 13 днів тому +3

    cory i miss u so much but im happy u are living your best life

  • @KannaGerman
    @KannaGerman 3 роки тому +598

    Cory be like:
    *Gets robbed while sleeping*
    Cory: *pulls out katana from pillow*

  • @Ad-oz8ej
    @Ad-oz8ej 3 роки тому +555

    *Something scary Happens*
    Cory: “OOP I Farted, I am so sorry” 😂 Honesty is the best Policy

    • @rickydickydoodahgrimes1234
      @rickydickydoodahgrimes1234 3 роки тому

      Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
      Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
      Ja pierdole mam zjazd nie chwytam gwiazd jak kłoda leże nie wierze co się dzieje jak kura z głodu pieje jak wilkołak do księżyca W głowie dziury jak ulica przed twoją chatą rozpuszczam się jak baton który leży na blacie zejść jest jak nie wciągacie bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi w głowie burdel jak w TV Mnie nie dziwi taki stan brak towar,w myślach ćpam rade dam albo nie dam wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam w sumie mam już przejebane wszystko jednak jest sprzedane Ja pierdole same długi kinol jak u tabalugi dzień drugi bez walenia gdzie jest wąż ? biała chemia. Jebane zejście tak wykańcza jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza
      Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

    • @proxxlj4911
      @proxxlj4911 3 роки тому +1

      Frrrr😂😂😂

  • @NIXSI
    @NIXSI 3 роки тому +266

    "oop i farted... i am so sorry"
    -CoryxKenshin 2021

    • @mieczyslaw9372
      @mieczyslaw9372 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp ?

    • @mieczyslaw9372
      @mieczyslaw9372 3 роки тому +2

      Wait nvm I found it 😭

    • @Renothemustang
      @Renothemustang 3 роки тому

      @what time?

    • @Slippyjerry
      @Slippyjerry 3 роки тому

      @@Renothemustang 6:00

    • @Slippyjerry
      @Slippyjerry 3 роки тому +2

      @@Renothemustang it’s hard to hear so you gotta listen carefully, sounds like a damn tuba 😂

  • @BobLandy-td5kd
    @BobLandy-td5kd 2 місяці тому +3

    You can watch scary stuff, you can do scary stuff. Just a lot of options😊❤

    • @BobLandy-td5kd
      @BobLandy-td5kd 2 місяці тому +1

      Ugly, please listen because these are creepy because these are creepy.

  • @kylorexxy1113
    @kylorexxy1113 3 роки тому +114

    Cory: "How fast can we hit 8.1 mill?" Less than a day: 8.04 mill

    • @zecorim
      @zecorim 3 роки тому +6

      Just press enter if you want to space your comment out

    • @juanargueta9635
      @juanargueta9635 3 роки тому +1

      Ik

    • @TheFriendlyMarauder
      @TheFriendlyMarauder 3 роки тому +1

      LEL

    • @artyom1792
      @artyom1792 3 роки тому

      ???
      i don’t understand what this comment’s trying to say

    • @kylorexxy1113
      @kylorexxy1113 3 роки тому

      @@artyom1792 he hit 8.04 million subs in less than a day when he wanted to see how long it would take to get him 8.1 million subs

  • @Croissant69_
    @Croissant69_ 3 роки тому +198

    Cory: “Why are ya late?!”
    Me: Bro, your timezone is late.

    • @duhitssayon1
      @duhitssayon1 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly I’m all the way in New York😭😒✋🏾

    • @celestialgd7340
      @celestialgd7340 3 роки тому +1

      I live in Florida so I get this around an hour later..... and sometimes don’t get it till the next day......

    • @nimralife5068
      @nimralife5068 3 роки тому

      @Debbie Osborne same

    • @grandma1516
      @grandma1516 3 роки тому +1

      I live in Australia

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 роки тому

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

  • @dark_blxze8468
    @dark_blxze8468 3 роки тому +145

    Cory: “firmly grasp it” *drops* “firmly grasp it” *drops* “FIRMLY GRASP IT!” stabs nutrigrain bar through hand

  • @MCMV3-r3w
    @MCMV3-r3w 2 місяці тому +3

    Cory: “F in the chat”
    Me: “ok! (Puts F in the chat) There!”

  • @xWildiex
    @xWildiex 3 роки тому +454

    “It’s the Trendy Gamer here, playing all the Trendy Games”

  • @jillp.icklle
    @jillp.icklle 3 роки тому +71

    Cory: *Starts singing Vibe*
    Me: *Vibing*
    Cory: *Stops abruptly*
    Me: 👁👄👁⁉️

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 3 роки тому +3

      your profo tho.

    • @No.munyunz
      @No.munyunz 3 роки тому +1

      👀👀👀👀👀👀👁️👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👁️👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @mihaimarius7476
      @mihaimarius7476 3 роки тому

      @@Godsecution true

    • @xaazero
      @xaazero 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @jillp.icklle
      @jillp.icklle 3 роки тому

      @@Godsecution Indeed my pfp

  • @aaroncalderon1570
    @aaroncalderon1570 3 роки тому +595

    Cory: I don't wanna get demonetized. Also Cory: Shows a knife and says hes gonna gut someone XD

  • @sameerbacchus2476
    @sameerbacchus2476 Місяць тому +1

    In the first one when it was coming to a end why did he zoom is camera so close to his face😂

  • @remnantryku7112
    @remnantryku7112 3 роки тому +467

    I like how even after the perp leaves she doesn’t call the cops and just assumes they’ll stay away.

    • @kidgohan2251
      @kidgohan2251 3 роки тому +10

      Cops are pigs why would you call them???
      They wouldn’t do anything and just try to find something to arrest you. They won’t find the person they’ll just close the case

    • @kidgohan2251
      @kidgohan2251 3 роки тому +1

      @ClapX yea

    • @taintedascetic
      @taintedascetic 3 роки тому +18

      @@kidgohan2251 bruh just cause there is only a few corrupted cops doesn't mean they are all bad I think this guy has 1 brain cell

    • @taintedascetic
      @taintedascetic 3 роки тому +2

      @ClapX what you agreed with him bruv the cops would have tried to arrest the person but there wouldn't be any point to keep on the case if the guy/girl leaves and they can't find any evidence to keep on the case like there is no point

    • @taintedascetic
      @taintedascetic 3 роки тому +3

      @ClapX thanks for making sense about it but I hate this whole defund the police or stuff like that

  • @DeShyTheHuman
    @DeShyTheHuman 3 роки тому +256

    When he not only liked anime, play games, successful, kind, respectful, and a man of God... YOU KNOW HE HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE UA-camR

    • @nocontent1281
      @nocontent1281 3 роки тому +1

      Yessir

    • @dairyberry4814
      @dairyberry4814 3 роки тому +2

      YESSIR

    • @jaybonewilks2747
      @jaybonewilks2747 3 роки тому +2

      (This maybe unnecessary but, I am Unnecessary)
      Fun Fact: OneShot is the first rpg to be more meta than Undertale, thats right Undertale, the creator who made OneShot is named eliza velasquez.
      Also there are au's of OneShot if you want to know more just reply I'll tell there names and creators.

    • @vxre777
      @vxre777 3 роки тому

      YESSIR

    • @neotomoe
      @neotomoe 3 роки тому

      @@jaybonewilks2747 idc

  • @chillpill4360
    @chillpill4360 3 роки тому +434

    No one:
    Cory at the beginning of the video: *SURPRISE SHAWTY*

  • @Maxdutoit
    @Maxdutoit 2 місяці тому +5

    Albert Einstein!!!😮

  • @CATFILEZ
    @CATFILEZ 3 роки тому +372

    “why are u late”
    me, 16 hours late: 🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @Driii777
    @Driii777 3 роки тому +496

    Picture: “ don’t stare”
    Corey: 👀👁👄👁 “what’s that”

  • @avery9738
    @avery9738 3 роки тому +676

    Cory: *gets jumpscared*
    Cory: "Oh, I farted. Sorry."

  • @LoganWilliams-mg6mp
    @LoganWilliams-mg6mp 27 днів тому +8

    Here in 2024?

  • @beybeee
    @beybeee 3 роки тому +120

    omg but imagine ACTUALLY getting ran up on with yo CHEEKS out 😭 i’d die before the person killed me 💀

  • @m0ch.i
    @m0ch.i 3 роки тому +222

    “Don’t stare don’t remember.”
    Cory: 👁👄👁

    • @corynnnn
      @corynnnn 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @duck8049
      @duck8049 3 роки тому +3

      God bless ur pfp

    • @Herb23
      @Herb23 3 роки тому +3

      Ohh, I farted 😂😂😂

    • @Yokiukii
      @Yokiukii 3 роки тому +4

      Damn so you another victim of the no jams disease ✋🏼😔💜✨

    • @m0ch.i
      @m0ch.i 3 роки тому

      @@Yokiukii r.i.p. man

  • @tezla2k
    @tezla2k 3 роки тому +801

    you know your a real fan if you coming back to watch his videos

  • @HaleyMcCrary-b3b
    @HaleyMcCrary-b3b 2 дні тому

    Spooky scary. Sunday is a day when you watch scary videos.

  • @discosheep2946
    @discosheep2946 3 роки тому +453

    Cory: “Don’t stare at it!”
    Cory at the same time: 👀

  • @TedwaTeddy
    @TedwaTeddy 3 роки тому +106

    When Cory throws it back
    Me: 😳 ....
    Also Me: OKAY CORY WITH THE BACK WORK 😂🤣👏🏾

  • @pawree5210
    @pawree5210 3 роки тому +179

    Cory: *Take the nutrigain bar*
    Me: ok *looks inside* we’re it at?

  • @MilaOrtiz-x1x
    @MilaOrtiz-x1x 25 днів тому

    Spooky scary Sunday is when the where the samurai gets together and watch scary short films

  • @mrsturkistani
    @mrsturkistani 3 роки тому +250

    Only real fans remember that Cory already watched “don’t look away”

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 3 роки тому +175

    Yall remember when SSS had those creepy intros with the old tv screens and the scenes of Cory being a kidnapper/killer?

    • @Manny_Panny
      @Manny_Panny 3 роки тому +4

      Yea what abt it

    • @odie56709
      @odie56709 3 роки тому +2

      you mean edward

    • @shietcard9649
      @shietcard9649 3 роки тому +4

      He made it like an arg named local 48 look it up

    • @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
      @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah what abt it

    • @joshua2764
      @joshua2764 3 роки тому +8

      Edward Norton 😂😂😂
      Ugh I miss that storyline!!
      I hope he hasn't forgetten cos it needs to be brought back...

  • @Unknownuser-pv4pk
    @Unknownuser-pv4pk 3 роки тому +571

    No one:
    Cory: “Oh, I farted I am so sorry”😭

    • @briyanathompson9751
      @briyanathompson9751 3 роки тому +11

      I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tuckergang
      @Tuckergang 3 роки тому +6

      @@briyanathompson9751 same😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marquialstarkes3043
      @marquialstarkes3043 3 роки тому +2

      @@briyanathompson9751 same

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Ok-yf7fk
      @Ok-yf7fk 3 роки тому +3

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ??????????

  • @ExcitedCello-et5pm
    @ExcitedCello-et5pm 2 дні тому +1

    To be honest I just subscribed mr kenshin I’m also going to try to try doing a marathon of watching all your videos

  • @iidragoii
    @iidragoii 3 роки тому +240

    "If you wanna get gutted, ion got no problem gettin guts." -Coryxkenshin 2021

    • @tyleer8079
      @tyleer8079 3 роки тому +2

      Cory aint never lacking😤

    • @YvngPope
      @YvngPope 3 роки тому

      U saw the last one before haven’t you?

    • @doyi984
      @doyi984 3 роки тому +1

      "smart he cut the power out. them scissors still work tho. I assure you"

  • @angeldaze5435
    @angeldaze5435 3 роки тому +82

    Nobody:
    Not even Cory:
    Me: Still crying over the coryxcooking video

  • @kepinpinpin21
    @kepinpinpin21 3 роки тому +141

    6:02
    Cory : "ow i farted"
    got me dead 💀

  • @Boritoman76
    @Boritoman76 4 дні тому +1

    BRO YOU SERIOUSLY SCARED THE FREAK OUT OF ME WTH LOLLLLLL 🤣😭😂

  • @demetriousharbaugh1098
    @demetriousharbaugh1098 3 роки тому +279

    Me: Turns on Cory at 1 in the morning
    Cory: HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • @eden7323
      @eden7323 3 роки тому +2

      ayy 1 37 for me rn what’s poppin mate

    • @N1kesam
      @N1kesam 3 роки тому

      1:01 am for me

    • @jlyric6787
      @jlyric6787 3 роки тому

      1 02 ova here

    • @lupe_6955
      @lupe_6955 3 роки тому

      @@N1kesam it’s 1:05 for me now

    • @vlxne._.carcar9356
      @vlxne._.carcar9356 3 роки тому

      I be on my phone in the morning then I put it on charger and take a break off electronics and get back on in the middle of the night

  • @TomTom_.
    @TomTom_. 3 роки тому +558

    “Why y’all late “
    Me a day later uhhh🏃‍♀️💨💨

    • @ivithium
      @ivithium 3 роки тому +7

      Same,

    • @ramenn00dl3s6
      @ramenn00dl3s6 3 роки тому +4

      same lol

    • @reijinz.
      @reijinz. 3 роки тому +7

      Me being late:🚶💨

    • @Trash-um3pk
      @Trash-um3pk 3 роки тому +3

      @F**СК МЕ! - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ I always see you on cory vids god damn it

    • @mingo_juce
      @mingo_juce 3 роки тому +4

      @@Trash-um3pk Issa B o t

  • @rileypellegrino7375
    @rileypellegrino7375 3 роки тому +219

    Cory: WHY ARE YOU LATE
    Me: You really want to talk about being late sir

  • @faji-san7307
    @faji-san7307 13 днів тому

    The fact that I got an ad that asked
    "Would you like to pray with me today" while watching this 💀💀

  • @ashlyncake
    @ashlyncake 3 роки тому +350

    Cory: "Why are you late, Let it happen again and see what happens."
    *Jokes on you Cory, i actually made it this time*

  • @wockyshredz
    @wockyshredz 3 роки тому +446

    Petition for Cory to make a 1 hour-long SSS

  • @pazghoul2441
    @pazghoul2441 3 роки тому +276

    Killed me with the “WHY WOULD U LET HIM LOOK”

    • @felipelover8084
      @felipelover8084 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh they act like they dont know why hands are made for 🙌

    • @itseik6906
      @itseik6906 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @suzannascott6332
    @suzannascott6332 Місяць тому

    I accidentally turned my volume down when Cory jumped out from the bottom of the screen😂😂😂

  • @miaritz3397
    @miaritz3397 3 роки тому +119

    Nobody:
    Cory: Oh I farted I'm sorry

    • @pikawolfwolfpack4509
      @pikawolfwolfpack4509 3 роки тому +1

      Why is nobody talking about this

    • @aussiemozzie107
      @aussiemozzie107 3 роки тому +1

      when I read this comment I laughed so hard my head went forward

    • @b4thtoaster
      @b4thtoaster 3 роки тому +1

      bro that was funny as hell

    • @mingo_juce
      @mingo_juce 3 роки тому

      @MXSKED ACE i did 😭

    • @jayladiaz3707
      @jayladiaz3707 3 роки тому +2

      @@aussiemozzie107 I’m eating burritos under my blanket and I imagine you doing it so I grind hard and choked on my food

  • @jaybwear
    @jaybwear 3 роки тому +318

    Cory: "I farted. I'm sorry."
    Me: "We can't smell it my guy"

    • @fabovargas1487
      @fabovargas1487 3 роки тому +15

      And that my friend is why he has candles

    • @naterade8058
      @naterade8058 3 роки тому +8

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @unlucky7129
      @unlucky7129 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @mike_-hg9xl
      @mike_-hg9xl 3 роки тому +3

      I can smell it through the screen

    • @shawnhaas4862
      @shawnhaas4862 3 роки тому +1

      Wym bruh I could smell it through the phone screen

  • @gorb065
    @gorb065 3 роки тому +288

    Me: *drinking a snapple*
    Coryxkenshin: “Grab yourself a Snapple apple.”
    Me: *looks at my Snapple and then my tv* “NANI?”

  • @Alex-s3e7d
    @Alex-s3e7d 6 днів тому +1

    Who’s going to have nightmares after watching this
    |
    \/

  • @kennaahart7000
    @kennaahart7000 3 роки тому +125

    Cory:do not look don’t remember
    Also Cory: ✨death stares the camera ✨

  • @beanbagsdeath896
    @beanbagsdeath896 3 роки тому +77

    Cory: Get something light
    Me with alfredo: Uhhh can’t do that now...

  • @reese705
    @reese705 3 роки тому +329

    me: you didn’t scare-
    cory: *gunshots*😀

  • @PooPoo-fd3lw
    @PooPoo-fd3lw Місяць тому +1

    He makes my Sundays so much more enjoyable

  • @cryaboutit4444
    @cryaboutit4444 3 роки тому +115

    Cory: DON'T PUT YA NASTY HANDS ON MY THIN MINTS
    Me: puts my hands on his thin mints
    Cory: s h o t g u n

  • @dipakrai9725
    @dipakrai9725 3 роки тому +202

    *me seeing Cory’s knife*
    Me: so that’s why the kids was not seen in Cory’s house

  • @cookies4278
    @cookies4278 3 роки тому +318

    My kids in 2030: dad who’s coryxkenshin
    *flashbacks*

    • @hueyfreeman6262
      @hueyfreeman6262 3 роки тому +3

      Nostagia

    • @imniyalol7042
      @imniyalol7042 3 роки тому

      YEHE AHWJWKAJ

    • @peggz
      @peggz 3 роки тому +1

      @@imniyalol7042 r/ihadastroke

    • @-Del-
      @-Del- 3 роки тому +3

      I want to like but I don’t wanna get rid of the 69th like

    • @Jay-ms6ur
      @Jay-ms6ur 3 роки тому +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ sus

  • @HaleyMcCrary-b3b
    @HaleyMcCrary-b3b 2 дні тому

    Suki someday is like a day when you watch scary

  • @pebbleson2x551
    @pebbleson2x551 3 роки тому +165

    Nobody:
    Cory: “ohh I farted , I am so sorry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @faithoverfear8249
    @faithoverfear8249 3 роки тому +595

    Cory: “I just farted”
    UA-cam: demonetized

  • @odalisgomez7558
    @odalisgomez7558 3 роки тому +160

    Cory: u have no fear
    Then Cory gets scared
    Cory: oh I farted
    😂😂❤️

    • @Amber-me2wz
      @Amber-me2wz 3 роки тому

      i didn’t even realize until he said it

    • @marvellcomics6832
      @marvellcomics6832 3 роки тому +2

      You actually could hear it too🤣 it’s hilarious

  • @ladygh6663
    @ladygh6663 13 днів тому +1

    come on cory we in 2024 were you at we miss u

  • @big_pete5720
    @big_pete5720 3 роки тому +285

    No body gonna talk about the “fart” “oh, I farted” 😭😭

  • @taythecat1082
    @taythecat1082 3 роки тому +71

    Savanna; "Don't look away"
    Also Savanna a few seconds later; "Stay here. I'm gonna go lock all the doors"
    Me; "You idiot. You're dead now"

    • @tomurashigaraki1855
      @tomurashigaraki1855 3 роки тому

      Savanna: don't look away *looks away*
      Me: you idiot
      Savanna 's dad * breaks mirror*
      Me: savanna's dad is the real MVP

  • @sherrylol384
    @sherrylol384 3 роки тому +352

    “OH! i farted, i am so sorry” THAT TOOK ME OUTTT

    • @xanderreed4105
      @xanderreed4105 3 роки тому +4

      Heres a good pick upline for if Covid still exsits ehich at the moment which it obviously still does, ehm "If COVID-19 doesn't take you out, the can I?"
      Your welcome.

    • @suckyamudda9797
      @suckyamudda9797 3 роки тому +1

      @@xanderreed4105 nice

    • @ColdEditz.
      @ColdEditz. 3 роки тому +2

      @@xanderreed4105 nice bro

    • @xs24sx
      @xs24sx 3 роки тому

      Uuurm

    • @avlynor3794
      @avlynor3794 3 роки тому

      @@ColdEditz. ikr

  • @Tierceleyes
    @Tierceleyes 2 місяці тому +1

    Don’t look away
    Cory at the same time 👀👀and turns away

  • @callmescourge6897
    @callmescourge6897 3 роки тому +196

    I’m scared that Cory is going to hit 10 mill soon

  • @RobertSwayzeKeene
    @RobertSwayzeKeene 3 роки тому +234

    Y’all, Cory is not joking. This year, *All Consistency.*

  • @sjmyst217
    @sjmyst217 3 роки тому +163

    “And of the off chance this sucka can’t read”😂💀Cory got me dead

  • @Jreu.Thecutestgirl
    @Jreu.Thecutestgirl 27 днів тому

    This is better than a Netflix movie 🍿