I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you all that you all need to believe in. As sinners we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell but now the good news is that God still LOVES US so much he sent his one and only BEGOTTEN son Jesus Christ to take the punishment for all of our sins by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so that we can have eternal life in Heaven with Jesus Christ and God. On the third day after Jesus Christ died God raised him back from the dead. Jesus Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. No one knows when Christ will come back but the Father, God. If you already believe Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord please spread the Gospel, the good news that Jesus Christ saved us because there are still people perishing in hell for not believing in Christ as their Savior and Lord.
@Lusira OMG REALLY!?! BRROOOOO. CONGRATS DUDE FOR GETTING THAT 395TH LIKE, HONESTLY, I WAS CONTEMPLATING MY LIFE UNTIL I REALISED THAT THERE. ARE REAL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HIT A LIKE BUTTON FOR THE 395TH TIME, LIKE YOU A BLOWING ME AWAY RN. DUDE, YOU ARE LEGEND, I LOVE YOU AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU WERE THE 395TH LIKE ON THSI COMMENT, GODSPEED GOOD SIR.
“This song slaps”❌ “The articulation and rhythm of this song is so unbelievably marvelous that it rivals prowess of the musical arrangements of the prolific writers and song makers of the Baroque Era”✅
He doesn't make fire. He makes the rapid oxidation of a material (the fuel) in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products
This is literally the cleanest yet most brutal rap ive heard in a long time, all done in a stereotypical posh British accent as well. Impressive ngl Edit: stop being so salty in the replies jfc, I'm a Brit + i know he's a comedian; just enjoy the joke and stop being at each other's throats
Riding round in a rover If I see an op then it’s over Send man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like M. Sharpova Doing up tennis Call man Dennis I’m a menace Doing up olives in Venice Call man big I’m better than Ben is
Making a diss track:❌ Politely complaining about the path taken in the unique career and making it stand out in your opinion, disassembling their confidence politely and making them hopefully exchange their decisions:✅
He does not 'own the streets'.' He, with a forceful and tyrannical demeanour, fastidously colonized a substantial majority of suburban roads and passageways; therefore transferring the ownership of aforementioned thoroughfares from the local county council, to Unknown P.
Proverbs 8:17 King James Version 17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me. Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!
Lyrics (In British): UUUUUUUUHHHH LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣📢📢💥💥 (Oh-BbRIa'n bAsSetT' ... hUh!! 😎) oKey' Rai't he'e we a'eh 😎 cHa'Ly' 👨 -Yep ✅ we'rE a'bOuttoO take'em to the Choc'late faCHT'reE' 🍫 -Wh-Why you hittin' me w/the fat jokes foh'!? 🤬 Noh' 'M jus' sayin', M' Just sayin' sor'h of-' Ve'y sor'h of-oompa loompa vibes (OH) goin' on, you knouwh'? ☕ oKey, Rai't sow' dTriLL'´😎 Gettintoo' mah' dridtllyy' meddetteation' 🕉 Wow... 😐 DtRiLl god'ds be with me 😎 S' thess' happenin' 🤨 A-ShOu' Prob'bly say... 😎 Shout out to my frien'ds in prision sHoUN'TaAHh 🐭 Shout-out to Mar'dinN and tAbAtHaH'´🧑 KaAhrrently in the pen foh' tagx's 'vasion- 🧐 Free my ''Jiggas'' 😨😨 MAD 😩 mMmMhH 😩😩 Riding 'round in a roveAHh' 🚗 If I see 'ops then is oveAH 🚨🚔 I'll send man t'strai'tt to JeHOvah 🙏 When I take shots like M. sHar'pove-AHh 🎾 doing up tennis 🎾🎾 cOH' man Dennis I'm a Menace 😎😎 Doin' up Olives in Venice 💥💥📢📢🗣🗣 bIG mAn ting I'm biGGEh' than Ben is 👻👻 sTTOPPITT. 😡😡 OtHa'wIsE Unknown P might bash mAAhnn's head strai'ht down like a Bop-It So make like a Freddo and hop it yOuW'*-*gGEhlL is four-foot-foU' and got ba'eh hEh' on'er toes like a Hobbit If I see'er in the club, THEN I'm doin'up A.J. theH' way that I weave and bob it And I never had Par'eD nans Because it's oH sO LuMPyY' An' if 'oPs* *wAnNoH' throw some hAAHNDs Then I just dROh' foH' the PUMPY lOoK aT mE i'M uNkNowN 'T' I've got bRaI'sS and a deep voice I wOo' neveh' bend my back and then dig it I really heh'rt my knee joints got a song called throwback BuH' my gGelL' got NO BACK mMmMHhH... aN' if YoUW' wanna talk unknowns THEN YOU BETTER TALK 'P' JUST KNOUW' THAT (Do a liT'zS' xplosion'!) ... Um why Why wh- you dissin'... Unknown T, tha''s mah' guy bro Well, Ah' noh' sor't of dissin' him Ah'm juss'- sayin' Out'vfF the entire alphabet (Mm-hm...) Why did-eeh a've to choose a 'T' rIGh'-next to the 'P' - nAh, nah, nah, you kinda did this to me You're sayin' his ggelL' got no back &- wEll, noh' Ah'm sho'h she does have a bpbaCK-- But also Why'zsdws a'ways wearin' sunglasses Isz-Eeh sor'h of next 'n line to be Stevie Won*d'dAH-* ?? (Wow...) He looks like soR'd of Sid from Ice Age But, yEh-kNouw' DrillieAHh- Ah-Nah, I mean, I-I want no part of that Anyway can I have a little sound effect? I think I did really good *thAhH'* gIMMe 'lil-sor'h-fv ' Explosion (PFSDFSHDSHHH!!!) oH I love that! 'Vf fEels li'e sor'h off bEin' 'n the middle 'vf WWII again yu'knouw'?
Indeed. We unironically heed this song a good few times a year. Makes my bimonthly monocle cleaning go by in a flash! 🧐 No but really. I do enjoy this song.
lyrics: Ridin' round in a rover If I see Ops then it's over I'll send that man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like M. Sharapova Doin' up tennis Call man Dennis, I'm a menace Doin' up Olives in Venance Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is STOPIT Otherwise, Unknown P might bash man's head straight down like a Bop-it So make like a Freddo and hop it Your girl is four-foot-four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit If i see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way I weave and bob it And I never have porridge at Nans, becouse it's oh so lumpy And if Op's wanna throw some hands, then i just draw from the pumpy "Look at me, I'm Unknown T!" "I've got braids and a depp voice!" "and when i bend my and then dig it, I really hurt my knee joints" "got a song called "Throwback", but my girl got no back" MMMMM And if you wanna talk Unknowns, then you better talk P just know that!
“It’s like being in the middle of World War 2 again” Guys I got it! That’s why his rhymes are so amazing, he’s been rapping since World War 2! He’s learned more than anyone and ops are Germans, not cops!
@@drakoniclarva9592 Precisely. His “Rover” is actually a Bren Universal Carrier used to transport British soldiers in world war 2. Wait… Does I’m a menace refer to his many war crimes???
the British flag was made in Britain and the Australian flag has a smol British flag on it and Australia is not shouting us out and British people aren’t shouting out who made the British flag.
*verified person alert!* This person is currently verified but people aren't liking his comment. EDIT: Why are people blaming me? My neighbour's alarm went off.
everyone, sing it with me: Riding 'round in a Rover If I see opps then it's over I'll send man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like M. Sharapova Doing up tennis Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace Doing up olives in Venice Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben-is Stop it
i love how this is a 50/50 mixture of like 19th century aristocratic british stereotypes and actual british rap cause it's simultaneously a mashup of two completely disparate things but also more british than either one on its own
he isn’t british, he is just simply reminiscent of his genetical predecessors’ traits in which were involved in the societal establishment of a certain island in western europe while deliberately maintaining an accent of authenticity in strict regards to his genetic historical background.
Proverbs 8:17 King James Version 17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me. Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!
@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 so you see, THAT is the same thing. However, this is different. *He doesn’t hurt his knee joints. He bends his legs in a way where the middle joint of his legs feel pain.* it’s different because instead of just mixing the words around, it goes into a deep description of what he’s doing. just like how i’m explaining a joke on the fucking internet
This rap is fire!✖️ This auditory composition is a conflagration of melodic and rhythmic intensity, igniting the auditory senses with its fervent energy and scintillating allure, leaving one in a state of blissful enrapture at the very essence of musical excellence✔️
@@abimifoluwamark5566 Nah, bro doesn’t know what a poem is because they did school in America (the joke is that American school is bad [the joke is that I had to explain the joke because Americans are dumb {the joke is equal to the previous one in meaning}])
This is the most accurate and superior version of this joke, making it more pleasing to even a randomly selected bystander to this comment section just from how explicitly pleasant it is. ✔ This one is the best ❌
I approve.
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Unknown p😦
legend
He approved tho
The man himself
He doesn't kill you, he shortens your life span to his liking.
@cious ???
@cious ua-cam.com/video/w8Qql969-Co/v-deo.html
Naruto baryon mode belike
haha so funny :/
@cious niceeeeee
He’s not punching you, he’s forcefully giving you a massage with his fist.
@@dreamscat895 you're not funny
@Checkxo Gaming it's necessary for the great crusade.
@@dreamscat895 no one asked
@@dreamscat895 le cringo
@@dreamscat895 Shut up to make everyone happy
He doesn't hurt your feelings, He quickly dismantles your emotions in a hurtful state.
How despicable
After colonising them (im british i can make that joke)
PAIMONN
Nah, he just slowly picks apart all your happiness and mental health in an unexpected and rude state.
r/imfourteenandthisisdeep
''Charlie, I'm about to take them to the chocolate factory''
That accent killed me.
Choc-lut farctory
“Wh-Why you hitting me with the fat jokes for?”
@@raptorkid731”No I’m Just Saying!”
ngl 🇺🇲 accents are worse 🤮🤮
"Just saying, i got the Oompa Loompa vibes, y'know?"
He doesn't insult people, he just announces people's insecurities in a rather loud manner
Sounds like Russia
@@treeonahill3557 PLSJWDNIWfnouaehfaeiof
He does not roast people, he just points out your imperfections in a particulary insulting way
@@vitsobotka6268 Damn bro your comment sounds so much better than mine lol
@@Y.H.W.H just more experience in english probably , yours was fire as well
This guy isn't a gangster, he's enthusiastically part of a group which primarily involves criminal activity.
🤔 So he is part of the government?
@@dadeboy3513
It the government
I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you all that you all need to believe in. As sinners we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell but now the good news is that God still LOVES US so much he sent his one and only BEGOTTEN son Jesus Christ to take the punishment for all of our sins by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so that we can have eternal life in Heaven with Jesus Christ and God. On the third day after Jesus Christ died God raised him back from the dead. Jesus Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. No one knows when Christ will come back but the Father, God. If you already believe Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord please spread the Gospel, the good news that Jesus Christ saved us because there are still people perishing in hell for not believing in Christ as their Savior and Lord.
@@dadeboy3513 depends on what government we are talking. but then i'm also pretty sure there is corruption everywhere
@@dadeboy3513 obama made some war crimes so yeah
He doesn't destroy you, he separates your atoms and rearranges them in smaller parts 10 meters away
Guess i die
He got the stabbing license
He doesn't shoot, he swiftly delivers samples of lead
Wonka vision
10 meters... it got me
He ain’t roasting, he’s impolitely mentioning his opponent’s flaws.
Bro got over 100 likes and no replies
This is for all the famous British People out there.
The best one 😍
That is what a roast is🤦♂
@@SussybigVR that’s the joke smh they are saying it poshly
he does not end this man's whole career, he disassembles this lad's entire occupation
Literally every comment is this, even I can think of one. It's not funny and unoriginal.
@@Bedic-Mag true but it _is_ funny
waiting for someone to get woooshed
@@Bedic-Mag so think of one and make it good.
m
American rappers: Drug Dealer
British rappers: Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributor
HAHAHAHA
Underrated
Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributor would be more surprising to losten to in a rap.
Good one mate
plug
He doesn't rap, he recites poetry in a quick and melodic manner.
Ya know rap means rhythm and poetry?
@@1Xzss you know what a joke is
Booooo!!!
@@Theadorius_ lmfao you need more likex
@Lusira OMG REALLY!?! BRROOOOO. CONGRATS DUDE FOR GETTING THAT 395TH LIKE, HONESTLY, I WAS CONTEMPLATING MY LIFE UNTIL I REALISED THAT THERE. ARE REAL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HIT A LIKE BUTTON FOR THE 395TH TIME, LIKE YOU A BLOWING ME AWAY RN.
DUDE, YOU ARE LEGEND, I LOVE YOU AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU WERE THE 395TH LIKE ON THSI COMMENT, GODSPEED GOOD SIR.
"It feels like sort of being in the middle WWII again y'know?" man speaks with experience
bro what the heck
He doesn't murder people, he just puts them to sleep in a rather rude manner.
@@endjentneeringclub Yes indeed, they are very *explended* blends if I don't say so my self good sir. *puts bowler hat on table*
@@blackbass1422 uhhhh...
Tea crumpet, cheerio?
Bri'ish, cup of joe, the queen?
British words, british phrases...
uhhhhhhh...
Oh...jolly?
@@endjentneeringclub yea man British people are never rude in a football match
No he sneakily takes the pulse from your lifeform
Lol
“This song slaps”❌
“The articulation and rhythm of this song is so unbelievably marvelous that it rivals prowess of the musical arrangements of the prolific writers and song makers of the Baroque Era”✅
why does this not have more likes
@@cat0990 the algorithm dislikes me lol
@@hazztles2437 maybe cause this is the most british comment ive seen on here
@@shiningcats_ this is literally the guy who made the comment on the original post so it aint a stolen comment
"This song is quite exquisite" ☑️
He doesn't kill you, he politely revokes your physical capabilities to live.
shut up bruh, we get it
Yes
@@T33-q9c nah screw off, keep it up we need more
Lmao i guess im wanting a teabag soon for my cup if tea
@@ZelenskyPlane 👍
He doesn't make fire. He makes the rapid oxidation of a material (the fuel) in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products
Science nerd
🤓@@skip157
@@skip157bro you are not funny getcho ass out of here bc you just ruined it.
This man wrote his lyrics with a feather and ink
They're called quills but this comment is still hilarious 🤣🤣
@@rakariwilliams there not wrong in there description
Hahahahahahaahaha
I thought this guy made the lyrics but this video with the exact same lyrics was made 1 year ago ua-cam.com/video/S93TTD6S9xo/v-deo.html
This is the only comment that made me laugh
He isn’t spitting bars. He’s carefully ejecting rectangular prisms via his mouth
LMAOOO
He isn't roasting people he's respectfully saying unflattering things about people in an exaggerated manner
that’s not how it works lmao
@@Meme-2038 r/woooosh
You mean cuboids?
He doesn’t cheat he just bends the rules in his favor.
Smooth
Hello norway
norway moment
Hello Poland
yeah this is certified norway moment
He doesn't swear, he just says rather inappropriate words to express his feelings about something.
I think it would be better to say express his feelings for a rather controversal object
Thanks real chick fil a
oh wow real chik fil a
*He doesn't obliterate you with his dissing bars, he simply uses his swift lyrical form of poetry to relocate you six feet under.*
LMAOOOO
This is the best one
*un'da
@@poprostuja1837 Ah, pardon my uncultured swineness, your highness.
Lmao 😂
I’m British and I can safely say that all rappers sing about how delightful our tea was
Tbf i’m pretty sure stormzy has said something about tea at least once
except there are a lot of brits like me who don't like tea but sure
@@samreenzafar7388 heathen /s
"got my hot water and my teabag
i'm addicted to tea, i need rehab"
- random british rapper
hello fellow thomas user
He doesn't roast you,he politely reduces you confidence
💀
He addresses your flaws.
Your*
@@apocroyal7818 yeaour’re*
@@KD-Slayer105 royu
American rappers: Swears all the damn time
British rappers: *Ascends to heaven*
you just sweared but ay
@@OrangeJuiceIsGood2233tf you on about
@@OrangeJuiceIsGood2233 wdym he didnt
When he said “I never have porridge at Nan’s because it’s oh so lumpy,”
*i felt that.*
meoww
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No you heard it.
@@sansrevoker8346 thank you for that
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"Feels like i'm in World War II again, y'know?"
I think he's seen some things..
true
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Artillery raining down on the opps. Good times.
*Ww2 flashbacks*
Why am i here
He doesnt kill, he permanently removes their rights of existance illegally.
pfp source?
Profile pic sauce pls
Ok
“Now that just sounds like killing with extra steps.”
IS WHAT RICK WOULD SAY.
@@professionalfangster1510 I would say it is Aoi Kunieda from Beelzebub but since I'm not sure I'll wait for their answer
He doesn’t rob people, he politely revokes your permission to own currency to transfer to his pantaloons.
i love when he says “do a little explosion!” because he sounds like a giddy little kid that’s proud of themselves
... why you gotta diss Unknown T..?
@@hollokutya1315 nah nah nah, you’re dissing ‘im. You said ‘is girl got no back.
@@aidanvandervenne Well no I'm sure she does have a back
You can see the accent jn your typing
@@aidanvandervenne das my guy broh
As a non british person, this is how we imagine the british people rap.
as a british person, this is how british people rap, it is very exquisite might I add
as a British person, this is hilarious
we do rap like this and boy this shit slaps
This is indeed exactly how, the slang was on point lol
British rap is fucking disgusting. The trash is an insult.
As a British person, I can confirm that this is what we listen to
Yup.
Can relate
Or it’s like 21 savage
Yes
i am British too
0:24 sush a brittish crime
They didn’t drink tea during tea time
"Being in WW2 again, you know?"
"Again"
This guy knows things we don't
I know them but k
That's why the Ops were there
Sus
This is literally the cleanest yet most brutal rap ive heard in a long time, all done in a stereotypical posh British accent as well. Impressive ngl
Edit: stop being so salty in the replies jfc, I'm a Brit + i know he's a comedian; just enjoy the joke and stop being at each other's throats
That’s because hes a British comedian lmao
It was sung by a British person lol
@@Dexter_Moser-Morgan no he exaggerated the voice lol
@@soulsoto1469 he exaggerated the voice u do know
@@WJCMcdbm No, he just is posh, he's called 'Unknown P'
He doesn’t sleep, he extensively rests his eyes during the evening.
Turtle
Turtle
Turtle
Turtle
Turtle
I’m trying harder to memorize this than my 50 states
Riding round in a rover
If I see an op then it’s over
Send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharpova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis I’m a menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Call man big I’m better than Ben is
@@cjm9816 there is more to learn. I posted 'em in the comments
Making a diss track:❌
Politely complaining about the path taken in the unique career and making it stand out in your opinion, disassembling their confidence politely and making them hopefully exchange their decisions:✅
Based
.
Politely?
@@Lowknopealt hes british
@@LowknopealtEH A ARE YU SCSHCHSHCHSTEUEUEWPIDTD
0% bad lyrics
0% no swear words
0% no expensive cars
100% facts
@@dreamscat895 delete account
@@timwnl fax
@@timwnl agreed
@@dreamscat895 you're not funny
NO IT ISN'T 100% FACTS IT IS JIST RUDE TO BRITISH
"Well no I'm sure she does have a back."
Cracked me up.
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@@sansrevoker8346 stfu kid no one cares
@@sansrevoker8346 what kind of garbage animation did you send me to?
same
@@sansrevoker8346 Why would you send this
he doesn't stab you, he simply pokes you with a sharp object
He doesn't end your career, he disassembles your portfolio
When the british is spittin fax
Stoke a comment from the teaser video
He doesent diss you, he simply humiliates you in public
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@@sansrevoker8346 DUDE WHAT THE FUNK IS THIS?
@KubaCZsk123 ight thx
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He doesn’t ask you to give your wallet , he politely asks you to empty the compartments ye pantaloons
He doesn't steal, he carefully transfers components of other citizens' pockets.
that's called pickpocket
Yes, yes he transfers
As an American who listens to British rap this is exactly what it sounds like to me 💀💀
The beat is exactly the same
its not we are not posh really
basically this is how every body speaks in secondary school, not out in public.
depends if its a posh secondary school or not
The British are very good rapers
He does not 'own the streets'.' He, with a forceful and tyrannical demeanour, fastidously colonized a substantial majority of suburban roads and passageways; therefore transferring the ownership of aforementioned thoroughfares from the local county council, to Unknown P.
I only understood like 5 words from that 🤣
100 percent certified bri'ish classic 😎😎😎
My brain hurts reading this
Love the double speak
Very British indeed.
British people when you say "trick or treat" instead of "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets"
He doesn’t rap, he creates melodic movements with his mouth
Melodic vibrations*
He's not a rapper he's a singer with a flow
Rapping is basically just fast poetry set to a beat
As a British person myself, I can confirm this is how we rap
youre not british
Your not british...
@@kalmar7974 wdym
@@KerrorJE wdym
@@zz-ro4df hes not using ' in every word
He doesn't make you cry, he makes your eyes water in dispair.
To reference another brit, "he does not make you cry, you made yourself cry, it was your choice to cry"
Proverbs 8:17
King James Version
17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.
Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis @@highestpeeqs9532
Its despair, innit guv, innit mate?
He doesn't cook you he "he absolutely is flabbergasting thou with malevolent intentions".
He doesn’t roast you, he simply insults you drastically in a quick manner
That's just a normal roast
@@yusufiftyafshanhusanjr5125 you can't be that dumb...right??? right???....
Yes im a meme persone how dod you know?
He doesn’t kill people, he politely takes their life
he does'nt kill people he simply ejects them from the mortal plane
He doesn’t kill people, he snags them off the census
He doesn't kill people, he chauffers them to the afterlife.
He does not murder people, he simply reduces their lifespan without them knowing.
he doesnt kill people he simply makes them meet god
“Shout out to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for Tax Evasion”
true heroes
If I see ops then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like m'sharapova
@@korbynfoss4498 doing up tennis
Call man Dennis i am a menace
Doin’ up olives in venance
Worst crime in Britain
Lyrics (In British):
UUUUUUUUHHHH
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣📢📢💥💥
(Oh-BbRIa'n bAsSetT' ... hUh!! 😎)
oKey' Rai't he'e we a'eh 😎
cHa'Ly' 👨
-Yep ✅
we'rE a'bOuttoO take'em to the Choc'late faCHT'reE' 🍫
-Wh-Why you hittin' me w/the fat jokes foh'!? 🤬
Noh' 'M jus' sayin', M' Just sayin' sor'h of-' Ve'y sor'h of-oompa loompa vibes (OH) goin' on, you knouwh'? ☕
oKey, Rai't sow' dTriLL'´😎
Gettintoo' mah' dridtllyy' meddetteation' 🕉
Wow... 😐
DtRiLl god'ds be with me 😎
S' thess' happenin' 🤨
A-ShOu' Prob'bly say... 😎
Shout out to my frien'ds in prision sHoUN'TaAHh 🐭
Shout-out to Mar'dinN and tAbAtHaH'´🧑
KaAhrrently in the pen foh' tagx's 'vasion- 🧐
Free my ''Jiggas'' 😨😨
MAD 😩
mMmMhH 😩😩
Riding 'round in a roveAHh' 🚗
If I see 'ops then is oveAH 🚨🚔
I'll send man t'strai'tt to JeHOvah 🙏
When I take shots like M. sHar'pove-AHh 🎾
doing up tennis 🎾🎾
cOH' man Dennis I'm a Menace 😎😎
Doin' up Olives in Venice 💥💥📢📢🗣🗣
bIG mAn ting I'm biGGEh' than Ben is 👻👻
sTTOPPITT. 😡😡
OtHa'wIsE Unknown P might bash mAAhnn's head strai'ht down like a Bop-It
So make like a Freddo and hop it
yOuW'*-*gGEhlL is four-foot-foU' and got ba'eh hEh' on'er toes like a Hobbit
If I see'er in the club, THEN I'm doin'up A.J. theH' way that I weave and bob it
And I never had Par'eD nans
Because it's oH sO LuMPyY'
An' if 'oPs* *wAnNoH' throw some hAAHNDs
Then I just dROh' foH' the PUMPY
lOoK aT mE i'M uNkNowN 'T'
I've got bRaI'sS and a deep voice
I wOo' neveh' bend my back and then dig it
I really heh'rt my knee joints
got a song called throwback
BuH' my gGelL' got NO BACK
mMmMHhH...
aN' if YoUW' wanna talk unknowns
THEN YOU BETTER TALK 'P' JUST KNOUW' THAT
(Do a liT'zS' xplosion'!)
...
Um why
Why wh- you dissin'...
Unknown T, tha''s mah' guy bro
Well, Ah' noh' sor't of dissin' him
Ah'm juss'- sayin'
Out'vfF the entire alphabet (Mm-hm...)
Why did-eeh a've to choose a 'T'
rIGh'-next to the 'P' - nAh, nah, nah, you kinda did this to me
You're sayin' his ggelL' got no back &-
wEll, noh' Ah'm sho'h she does have a bpbaCK--
But also
Why'zsdws a'ways wearin' sunglasses
Isz-Eeh sor'h of next 'n line to be Stevie Won*d'dAH-* ?? (Wow...)
He looks like soR'd of Sid from Ice Age
But, yEh-kNouw'
DrillieAHh-
Ah-Nah, I mean, I-I want no part of that
Anyway can I have a little sound effect?
I think I did really good *thAhH'*
gIMMe 'lil-sor'h-fv '
Explosion
(PFSDFSHDSHHH!!!)
oH I love that!
'Vf fEels li'e sor'h off
bEin' 'n the middle 'vf WWII again yu'knouw'?
"yOuW'*-*gGEhlL is four-foot-foU'" is my favorite quote from the motion picture entitled "British People Rapping"
This guy ain't dissing, he's rythmically talking about his enemies deficits.
🥶
Damn he is so submissive and breedable.
@@raymiles-rl2bcbro what
He is not spitting bars, he's vocally depicting and invisibly manufacturing verbals.
Facts.
Literally stolen from the original vid of the song
@@milkkee540 still funny though lmfao
@@astro-jc2zw yes true
He doesn’t roast you, he politely announces your insecurities.
Not rapping, just rapidly and efficiently chanting everything that society would perceive as a negative attribute about his opponent
21 Savage would be proud
Verified dude hii
yep
I see you everywhere, yet I still don’t know who you are.
He would be scared
Yes
As a British person I can confirm this is our national anthem
Indeed. We unironically heed this song a good few times a year. Makes my bimonthly monocle cleaning go by in a flash! 🧐
No but really. I do enjoy this song.
nice anthem
it indeed is
Bri'ish CHAD
this doesn't contain the lyrics "O Lord our God arise, scatter her enemies, and make them fall" sadly :(
That "free my jiggas" part when he starts dancing is so funny because he looks like that balloon that sways in the wind
@EpsilonNull yeah lmao
Your comment make me want to see Unknown P being a tube man in front of a car dealership or something
You mean like a wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man?
He doesn’t drive his car, he manually configures his engine to spontaneously combust at an insane rate.
He wasn't dissing Unknown T, he was acknowledging and addressing his personal issues.
makes sense
Shut up
@@Midget32 shut up
@@Midget32 ratioed
I'm starting to like British people more and more....
@SHANJAAY A/L SIVA Moe idk who bortush people are but at least your not hating British people
yay - a British person
(Puts down cup of tea)
Thank you
Even tho this ain’t nothing like British
*grabs tea and biscuits*
Thank you, my good sir.
lyrics:
Ridin' round in a rover
If I see Ops then it's over
I'll send that man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doin' up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a menace
Doin' up Olives in Venance
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is
STOPIT
Otherwise, Unknown P might bash man's head straight down like a Bop-it
So make like a Freddo and hop it
Your girl is four-foot-four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit
If i see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way I weave and bob it
And I never have porridge at Nans, becouse it's oh so lumpy
And if Op's wanna throw some hands, then i just draw from the pumpy
"Look at me, I'm Unknown T!"
"I've got braids and a depp voice!"
"and when i bend my and then dig it, I really hurt my knee joints"
"got a song called "Throwback", but my girl got no back"
MMMMM
And if you wanna talk Unknowns, then you better talk P just know that!
bop it
Do a little explosion!
yay something to copy and paste to my mum saying I made this song
@@eliasbokhamy8666 “mY mUM’s GuNNa bE pRoUd”
Big noice
I started naming myself British rapper in kahoot because of this.
“It’s like being in the middle of World War 2 again”
Guys I got it! That’s why his rhymes are so amazing, he’s been rapping since World War 2! He’s learned more than anyone and ops are Germans, not cops!
...
Plot twist
I guess
I think Ops here just means Opposition, I think?
Ops means opposition
@@drakoniclarva9592 Precisely. His “Rover” is actually a Bren Universal Carrier used to transport British soldiers in world war 2. Wait… Does I’m a menace refer to his many war crimes???
cheers
🇬🇧
Yes
Hey pls read this
amazing
gg it was great thanks for making my day
He doesn't do a little trolling, He partakes in a few miniscule acts of tomfoolery
@Bangi 69 i watched the video and i was more interested in the monopoly man dancing
Also known as taking the piss outta ya.
He takes part in a microscopic amount of mental trickery, tomfoolery, and/or hilarious or joke-like behaviors, usually referred to as ‘trolling’
0:51 yay Australia shout out. (It was made in Australia)
Freddos are made in Ireland..
@@titanwing8692 but they originated in Australia
@@Messi-AFL oh yeah i thought you meant manufacturing
the British flag was made in Britain and the Australian flag has a smol British flag on it and Australia is not shouting us out and British people aren’t shouting out who made the British flag.
@@Loe_2.0 what? What does that have to do?
He doesn't hack, he slightly alternates the code
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@@BreaddShell @Just a random Person 298 likes 0 fcuks given
He doesn’t change the password and lock the user out, he rearranges the password letters and adds and removes some letters
@@tandemtcg you're a tad bit rude aren't you?
he doesn't use kali linux, just vms a linux distro
FNF wishes it was this
*verified person alert!*
This person is currently verified but people aren't liking his comment.
EDIT: Why are people blaming me? My neighbour's alarm went off.
@Kaiser Floppa II Hey I don’t know who Säköma is, do you know him?
@Kaiser Floppa II don't they have a dog named deez
@Kaiser Floppa II Don't forget the family cat, Rhydon!
@@TheKingHomieRealBromie The cat probably have Kizma
feels odd not seeing big man Boris after the STOP IT
joris bohnson
Ikr lmao
I'm kinda mad he reanimated the "STOP IT!" part too. But hey, it was so the cut was more smooth and natural.
Big man bojo is too powerful to be in more than one drill rap video
Bojo was actually a mistake, he hacked into the old video because he was so powerful
I Like How He Raps And Tries To Stay Family Friendly At The Same Time
everyone, sing it with me:
Riding 'round in a Rover
If I see opps then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben-is
Stop it
*Boris Pic*
b o r i s
What about mmmmmm
S t o p i t
Joris Bohnson
I reckon this is going to be wonderful, delightful even.
Rova
Splendid opinion settingaxe
stupendous
And it was. I'm typing this like 2 seconds after the rap
He doesn't simply pull up, he infiltrates your neighborhood in a strange manner.
He didn’t kill you, he politely revokes the ability of your inner nervous system to ellaborate further
he is not dissing unknown T he is politely diminishing his social status
One could say murder is politely diminishing someone's social status to dead
Why did you have to ruin your own comment.
@Arya Shafighian exactly
i wouldve liked the comment but u added the edit
The comment isn't that good but the number of likes ngl pretty good
I swear, "Your girl is 4'4", bare hair on her toes like a hobbit" is the best verse ive ever heard
He didnt use the metric system
@@sabrinasultan4142 Brits use both
@xpPhantom I approve (and I’m British as-well
@@sabrinasultan4142british invented imperial system😅
Damn
The ”Pumpy” is a Nerf Blaster. It can only fit one MEGA Dart so it sucks 😂
Holy shit that’s the joke… oh wait your comment was a joke to……
@@mangohydra3391 Oh it was a joke? my comment was not
m.ua-cam.com/video/aShIvUt8i7g/v-deo.html
@@naulapommi666 bro he put the nerf gun in to make is more funny
@@sansrevoker8346 what the fuck delete that
i love how this is a 50/50 mixture of like 19th century aristocratic british stereotypes and actual british rap cause it's simultaneously a mashup of two completely disparate things but also more british than either one on its own
Its so hrated i started heatingtg
he isn’t british, he is just simply reminiscent of his genetical predecessors’ traits in which were involved in the societal establishment of a certain island in western europe while deliberately maintaining an accent of authenticity in strict regards to his genetic historical background.
*Bri’ish
That's a long one
Underrated comment
The best part is that’s he’s literally 1st generation British-African
...........
That called being british ya know
“I never have porridge at nan’s cause it’s o’ so lumpy”
I'd say o' so lovely if it was my song XD
I felt that part
And if ops wanna throw some hands, than i just draw from the pumpy
Look at me I'm unknown t I've got braids and a deep voice
thanks i didnt watch the video
he does not diss you , he politely burns your self confidence, ego and will to live
Everyone’s talking about the song but never talk about how smooth and clean this animation is
ua-cam.com/video/A00-TC3J8SE/v-deo.html&ab_channel=ZENITH
It’s not because no one’s talking about it, but because you haven’t seen a comment on it. I just seen one.
Proverbs 8:17
King James Version
17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.
Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!
dont care@@highestpeeqs9532
@@highestpeeqs9532what.
He doesn’t [word] you, he simply [words that would mean the said word, but in a more posh or fancy manner]
Accurate
so true
he [super basic and simplified, probably misspelled word]
Underrated Comment
This isn't a bop, its a delightful bounce.
lol
lol
Bro this was flabbergasting. Bloody hell this was a banger, and I was eating crisps while watching this. I washed it all down with a cuppa.
He doesn’t sprint. He accelerates to a higher movement speed
master chief disapproves
he doesn’t crack his knuckles, he hyper-extends his fingers to release the gas inside them.
@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 that’s kinda the joke, buddy.
@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 so you see, THAT is the same thing. However, this is different.
*He doesn’t hurt his knee joints. He bends his legs in a way where the middle joint of his legs feel pain.*
it’s different because instead of just mixing the words around, it goes into a deep description of what he’s doing.
just like how i’m explaining a joke on the fucking internet
@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 oh no someone didnt get the joke
This rap is fire!✖️
This auditory composition is a conflagration of melodic and rhythmic intensity, igniting the auditory senses with its fervent energy and scintillating allure, leaving one in a state of blissful enrapture at the very essence of musical excellence✔️
Oi bruv! Can you stop with your posh bollocks and sit down for a pint already!
Stop making poem about a rap😊
@@abimifoluwamark5566 a rap is basically a poem but with different lyrics and has audio
@@abimifoluwamark5566 Nah, bro doesn’t know what a poem is because they did school in America (the joke is that American school is bad [the joke is that I had to explain the joke because Americans are dumb {the joke is equal to the previous one in meaning}])
This is the most accurate and superior version of this joke, making it more pleasing to even a randomly selected bystander to this comment section just from how explicitly pleasant it is. ✔
This one is the best ❌
He’s not roasting them, he’s cooking them at 350° for 11 minutes
1:28
Lol
He's British so it's 175 celsius
this is actually fire
I am British, I actually love this animation and song so much, I listen to it so many times 😁
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nice
Bri'ish refrence
say water
@@isaiahperez6497 uhh, water..?
@@themaxalorian3422 lol oyu won’t get it until you say it in front of an american
I’m British and as a good old sterotype I memorised all of this and I can now recite it and my friends think I’m insane
Good i shall do the same the queen must learn of this.
I have also done this
@@BRITISHFURY_1664 bruh
@@pineapplesandwich3906 her ass is dead now so thats a problem innit
@@BRITISHFURY_1664 sadly she cant now
He doesn’t rob you, he politely colonises your belongings.
"rightio mate, i'll be having that!"
@@deletemychannelsomeone 🤓
Oi! You gotta loiscense for that wallet?
@@JoseHernandez-pd5qwwhat
He dont invade he politely confiscates your land
He doesn't rap, he quickly tells words and slurs in a fast, exciting manner.
SLURS???
@@jeii6917 seconds away from dropping that slur
Shut up American
Aaaa Yes rap
@@jeii6917 when combine 2notes togter??
I love how he disses unknown T because his sun glasses but the guy singing had sunglasses.
He wasn't wearing sunglasses in the real rap video
@@adie5981 yea
44 liked
nice
Grammar are very hard for I
His sunglasses are b e t t e r