If Valve Made Minecraft...

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[@lusi2488]

If valve made minecraft they would have stopped updating it in 2010

[@VGODP]

💀

[@sirlimonada2]

I doubt so, it would be another game that would receive constant updates like cs and dota

[@EmilyKimMartin]

@@sirlimonada2 only if they could milk overrated cosmetics

[@64_Tesseract]

Woulda been better than what we're left with now

[@n0cturne.k35]

​@@sirlimonada2cs constant Updates? When?

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

This is accurate since the game appears to not have been updated for years.
Valvo pls :')

[@Blue694]

mate it is update you just dont play the new versions

[@Drakey_Fenix]

You're on like every valve related content here on UA-cam

[@Blue694]

@@Drakey_Fenix ?

[@nezzled]

​@@Blue694 TF2:

[@Drakey_Fenix]

@@Blue694 Not you.

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

Fun fact, notch was friends with Gabe, and was even offered a job at valve

[@thamiaul4966]

wat

[@QUINTIX256]

good thing that did not work out

[@absentspaghetti4527]

Valve even gave him a special hat in TF2 if I recall correctly

[@alface935]

@@absentspaghetti4527 I think the name is "The Top Notch" and it is just a Square Head of his Minecraft Skin

[@loganduncan4241]

Looks like castleminer z.
Also, I remember hearing that at one point Valve offered to hire Notch seeing the game's potential. But he turned it down in an interest to see what he could make of it

[@MiriadCalibrumAstar]

castleminer had potential, sad.

[@azieg9ygeb]

… and then sold it to Microsoft…

[@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur]

@@azieg9ygeb could be worse, imagine if he sold it to Ubisoft or god forbid EA

[@harpernicholson1]

the good ending

[@_wayward_494]

​@@azieg9ygeb which is a bad thing?

[@TehAntares]

That is actually a really cool building mechanic there.

[@okokokok1457]

…

[@mountaindew50]

minecraft literally had a snapshot once where they showcased what would happen if valve made minecraft

[@kurabis]

which one

[@michaelb4415]

@@kurabis Your mother

[@akeem2983]

@@kurabis Maybe they're talking about 3D Shareware v1.34, but it's much more of a Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake era

[@huzzzer6083]

​@@michaelb4415 😐

[@RocketPal]

And also the Steve Co. Crate.

[@enssdb]

if valve made Minecraft you would need to use commands to get level three enchantments

[@mkks4559]

That would just crash the game.

[@Benlucky13]

i appreciate this being uploaded as a normal video instead of a short. I know i can just change the /shorts/ to /v/ in the url but that's a hassle

[@cossackgg7152]

I fully expected this video to just be purple and black squares

[@FeedMyKids1]

Thank you for the attributions and links. Those are nice FPS arms.

[@nolaz010]

As a hardcore valve fanatic, I have to say: in “The Final Hours of Half-Life: Alyx” it was revealed there were nearly 20 cancelled games between development of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Half-Life: Alyx.
One of which was intended to be a Minecraft killer.

[@chavzone]

Not one single "XYZ game "killer"" attempt has ever succeeded anyway, you're basically just setting yourself up to only be compared against an already well-established franchise, alienating yourself from a potential fan base and preventing your game from standing on its own merit

[@nolaz010]

@@chavzone I’d take “Minecraft but valve” instead of “Minecraft with Mojang” any day.

[@Infinity868]

@@nolaz010 Getting more and more like that. Although I'd personally rather have a "Minecraft but it's Notch again".

[@chavzone]

@@nolaz010 The fact that "Minecraft but Valve" never materialised into reality really ought to open your eyes to how bad of a call that is.

[@chavzone]

​@@Infinity868 Big agree, I enjoyed Minecraft the most when it was in late Beta. The End feels forced as hell, the appeal of the game was to explore the overworld and build a little house in every biome, not grind your way through some halfassed generic progression system. At least there's mods!

[@Dilithium1]

New headlines: valve buys Minecraft and remasters it with the beautiful lighting in source engine!”

[@storply]

Yes, but my question is : can we bhop in this ?

[@HHHjb_]

Yes, the game would be made in source

[@akeem2983]

Yes, but only backwards

[@Zethneralith]

These sound effects are supreme nostalgia.

[@piyushguptaji402]

ayo i actually vibe with this. now i want a full game 💀

[@IK_MK]

This would be 100% accurate if he forgot to install CounterStrike Source

[@Sh0ckV]

gmod realism

[@felinababa]

honestly if valve made minecraft it would probably be a really good game

[@FranklinThe1]

It probably be updated way less tbh

[@jdhjdgypufpyfypztoc]

Yeah it would be a great game when they abandon the game after like 1 year

[@felinababa]

@@FranklinThe1 brcause it would be a good game and wont need any big updates

[@lethn2929]

@@jdhjdgypufpyfypztoc People give valve way too much of a pass these days.

[@FranklinThe1]

@@felinababa 💀

[@tekurohamada7068]

Piece of art. Beautiful

[@personaslates]

friggin masterpiece

[@pacifico4999]

I half-expected you to b-hop towards the pig

[@eboatwright_]

if valve made minecraft it'd be dead by now

[@maxwellquipey1]

If Valve made Minecraft then instead of Minecraft 2 becoming a myth, it would be Minecraft 3.

[@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy]

Counter Strike 2 was a myth for a long time (Untill last year) so I don't see why Minecraft 2 couldn't stay a myth too

[@enfenfenf]

If valve made minecraft that block would NOT have been floating in the air

[@tarabelle7716]

taking LSD and opening my superflat world turned out to be a BIG MISTAKE

[@brassholee]

honestly would play it

[@lareamondmobile]

this is so cursed, i love it

[@AManOfShadows]

Hell yea brother

[@rolfathan]

Why do I actually WANT this?

[@Anonymous-qp5nq]

i unironically like it

[@GreatCollapsingHrung]

Yep, seems about right

[@gentlemany2943]

Nah, this is too good 😂

[@Fumigatoric]

i cant belive you merged the goldsrc engine, source engine and minecraft in one

[@Pappalardium]

Not something I expected from you, I don't know what to think about it.

[@swishfish8858]

...you didn't expect the "PS1 Valorant" guy to make a shitpost about similar first-person games?

[@Dashbr0]

Please make a full version

[@stephenbanyar1874]

You wouldn't be able to jump over blocks, because the 600 default gravity is too strong... 😢

[@func_e]

that was awesome

[@atsizbalik]

Minecraft
powered by Render Dragon Engine

[@gentlefrug253]

They did make it,its called Gary Mods

[@themanmanman1]

If volvo made minecraft it would have been one of the games

[@exhilex]

Oh goddamn it thats so funny

[@NinetyUnderScore]

This just looks like castle-miner z

[@rahoomeekhalid]

Intro: mojanvalve

[@GothixZa]

Half-Life1 sounds

[@bladzium1098]

now add microtransactions

[@Bittamin]

This is like that xbox360 minecraft knockoff that came out but it was actually fun as hell

[@kesorangutan6170]

Yeah they were working on a voxel based sandbox game called A.R.T.I. but they shelved it :(

[@lazyxeno9404]

Valve release timeless games but the problem is update takes a lot of time

[@wasichupaaa]

If valve made minecraft they would stop updating after 2 updated cause they cant count to 3

[@mandixxd3943]

Thank you for hurting my brain

[@Atropos148]

No but actually, those block physics looks fun 😅

[@teiborwanniang6535]

The game sound effect is like counter strike 1.6

[@el_dorado338]

this looks like when i played gmod back then

[@JettioSempt]

you forgot the bhop!!!

[@Titan2076]

you forgot about the crowbar

[@Cluesvlogging12345]

Looks like castleminerZ

[@soudi1684]

Looks more like the old rust

[@felikszabka8649]

If valve made minecraft they would release Minecraft two and never release Minecraft 3

[@lreismann9180]

You should've included source movement

[@TeamCraftable2004]

99% goldsrc 1% block

[@mr.insomniac9935]

Garbaj... wtf did i just watch

[@Maxymus]

then they would make a Minecraft 2 and abandon it

[@schrimblo]

bro why did he brush off the apple

[@wdpko2926]

Minecraft: Source

[@that_guy5341]

fax

[@SupaThePotato]

i was waiting for you to start bhopping, sadly didnt happen

[@Szabbyhun]

So you are gonna make some source engine tutorial?

[@LiterallyJordan]

Blue Gem Pickaxe.

[@JadeAE]

if valve made minecraft it would make minecraft 1 minecraft 2 and then abandon the best game to die

[@SquidgyRose]

Cool

[@pacifico4999]

We're never gonna get Minecraft 3 😢

[@anispinner]

Valve Life

[@cURLybOi]

the engine? DiamondSrc

[@linuxrant]

at least Minecraft fans don't make memes about waiting for Minecraft 3...

[@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy]

Minecraft 2.0 ?

[@Ryan100c]

coool

[@Rdboun]

Is that pickaxe model from CastleMinerZ :DDDDD__

[@jebus456]

How's your game coming?

[@TheFerruimGuy]

Where’s the bunny hopping

[@donut7087]

Happy Wednesday

[@polished10]

where crowbar

[@acidaspida8885]

Not enough cheaters

[@pakkamasteryt]

broo i have error in weapon pickable pls help me

[@velxen77]

A non upadates

[@flippedonblues]

impossible.. why is there no gravity in half craft??

[@V10L4T0N]

No updates?

[@Green0Photon]

I thought I was watching PhoenixSC for a moment lmaooooo

[@deggery-oneaboveall3365]

I thought it was just a texture pack lmao 😂😂
Sadly mojang it removing gun mods and gamemodes including any guns 😢

[@jakedoesyoutube]

Mojang sucks these days, what happened.

[@atsizbalik]

it was fake

[@deggery-oneaboveall3365]

@@atsizbalik Ya I know

[@mkks4559]

​@@jakedoesyoutubeIt's not Mojang, it's the law. Age ratings are a thing.

[@spenceabeen]

Gonk [:

[@dxkaiyuan4177]

Where are the skins and hats

[@goreldeeno]

You’re not going to convert to source...right??

[@federicorodriguez451]

Not enougth hats

[@captainfraser3827]

Castle moner Z

[@heikkiaho6605]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Fancysaurus]

0/10 pig did not do the funny ragdoll thing. My disappointment is immeasurable and may day is ruined.

[@Jkauppa]

7dtd

[@felinababa]

at least better then present minecraft

[@mkks4559]

How is a flat world with barely any content better?

[@Skateboard3577]

U forgot something

[@conwarlock3537]

dafuq?

[@timetravelingtraveler]

Guys, I got the honor to be the 6,9th view