The Gulag Gang Wars

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  Рік тому +118

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    • @Mister_Fancypants
      @Mister_Fancypants Рік тому +11

      How about i don't

    • @bas-tn3um
      @bas-tn3um Рік тому +1

      @countdankula they hated the government and anyone who aided it...
      relatable.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 Рік тому +1

      solid video mark, spot on.
      the funny thing is, the guys who thought they could redeme themselves, by volunteering to fight the nazis, were the same guys that rushed back from the great war in 1917 to overthrow the tsar and his government.
      they ended up in siberia because no dictator wants an army of fanatics capable of overthrowing a government at liberty.
      hoping this gets watched and shared by the neomarxist nutters, so they can wake up from the woke.

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted Рік тому +1

      dankula calls watches watchies

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Рік тому +6

      Gotta say I do respect a company willing to put their company's name on Dank's kind of content. There's still some real ones out there. 🫡

  • @stonemorris5356
    @stonemorris5356 Рік тому +3452

    Going to the gulag, then going to the eastern front, then going BACK to the gulag except everyone hates you now is like Warhammer 40k levels of grimdark.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Рік тому +163

      Just add corpsestarch

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Рік тому +140

      When you put it that way...man, the Russians really had it BAD!

    • @gonzalogonzalez2585
      @gonzalogonzalez2585 Рік тому +83

      I think I know what language the Space Marines would speak...

    • @Aegis_7VII
      @Aegis_7VII Рік тому +90

      Where do you think 40k got it from?

    • @MontegaB
      @MontegaB Рік тому +34

      It's incredible what humans are able to adapt to

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 Рік тому +1449

    few gulag funfacts!
    1. gulags were constrycted by prisoners themselves. usually a hay wagon carried them to some empty plot of land where they were given axes and told to construct shelter. The first few batches of prisoners were thus basically just thrown away to build a few wooden sheds before they died
    2. russians did not want to go work in the guleg, thus most guards were actually former prisoners
    3. prisoners were actually allowed to read books and films to indoctrinate them into communism
    4. there was ni grass near a gulag because inmates would pluck all dresh grass and roots and eat it
    5. The russian populace would on mass hang around train stations where the gulag trains rode through. Trading food and warm clothes for whatever jewelry the inmates had. My great great grandma echanged her wedding ring for half a loaf of bread
    6. The best job you could get was a 'delivery person' my grat grandma became one. She rode the horse between gulags delivering messages and packages thus bartered locally. She also would barter on her way with local tribes, and even steal dogfood she delivered so she could eat some meat
    7. Gulags had no fences or anything because if you escaped you just died in the cold anyway

    • @fauxhound5061
      @fauxhound5061 Рік тому

      This sound like a load of bullshit

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 Рік тому +119

      Horrific

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 Рік тому +344

      ​@@ryan.1990 And to think modern tankies either deny their existence, or even worse, smugly insist everyone sentenced there deserved to suffer.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Рік тому +67

      @@ryan.1990 if you are interested in the mundane side of Gulag life. If you know polish I recommend "Syberiada" a book about it or just listening to "Syberiak" songs which are songs people sang while stationed there

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 Рік тому +16

      @@viorp5267 I'll check it out, thanks man

  • @MuyuBeamEnjoyer
    @MuyuBeamEnjoyer Рік тому +729

    "The Bitch Wars" sounds like a future documentary about the Twitter era.

    • @Pavlos_Charalambous
      @Pavlos_Charalambous Рік тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stariyczedun
      @stariyczedun Рік тому +20

      Lost in translation a bit. The original Russian word is more harsh and in the context of the Soviet prison culture, it was a grave offence to call someone "сука". It meant "someone who cooperate with authorities" and after that it's either you will be dead or your opponent.

    • @jowi_24seven43
      @jowi_24seven43 Рік тому

      Great idea! A part from Twitter I think the modern day War of the internet idiots, should also include :
      * Tate (who should be in prison)/Musk (who should be in prison)/orange baby (who should be in prison) - who's the biggest scum bag?
      * TikTok personalities that makes up dangerous and fatal "challenges"
      * the fight for the podium of the most ridiculous plastic surgeries
      * UA-cam wanting to become the most ad riddled hosting platform in the world (they leech of free content uploaders to make a buck)
      * The fall of Reddit 3rd party apps
      * The idiotic rise and acceptance of Christian/Islamic/nazi extremism. These are all bitches who are fighting for the crown of getting a gold medal of insanity.
      It would be several hours long but would be great getting these issues to the spotlight. Perhaps split it up in a few episodes 😂

    • @HermitagePrepper
      @HermitagePrepper Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @stariyczedun
      @stariyczedun Рік тому +4

      @valer119 yep

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn Рік тому +484

    "The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero's welcome to Russia. But Stalin had little need for heroes." I feel like this quote from Call of Duty kind of fits gulag prisoners promised their freedom if they fought for the Soviet Union only to be thrown back into the gulags after the war.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +37

      _Not for me Mason, but for you!_

    • @asaptenebrae2240
      @asaptenebrae2240 Рік тому +12

      In Vorkuta,we are all brothers,Mason...

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Рік тому +14

      Holy cow COD actually got this right

    • @nickmitsialis
      @nickmitsialis Рік тому +3

      @@Smethells2023 I remember that docudrama: Robert Duval was playing Stalin and Roshan Seth was playing Beria--I liked how he cleaned his glasses before drawing his revolver: "Comrade Koba changed his mind'.

    • @redraven1604
      @redraven1604 11 місяців тому +6

      The soldiers had seen that the West wasn’t the Hellhole the Party told them it was & they couldn’t have soldiers telling comrades at home how much of a lovely time they had visiting Germany.
      Off to Gulag for ‘a tenner’.

  • @nikolais4thwife680
    @nikolais4thwife680 Рік тому +734

    Call it the "Hunger games" lol

  • @dzengrinder
    @dzengrinder Рік тому +600

    Russian here. Prison culture of Gulags is something that still has a shit ton of influence here. Suka(Bitch, means literally any enforcement guy) or Kozel (Goat, a prisoner\civilian, who works for the prison administration) is still used to cuss at anyone, who basically touches the state or its affiliates in any way shape or form. Kinda formed the shitstorm that we had up until recently, where, within the country, you'd see people having the "We don't get involved with government, and the government doesn't get involved with us". Would be a semi decent deal, if governments ever held their words or were respecting personal borders.

    • @paulbadman8509
      @paulbadman8509 Рік тому +10

      Russian here, these insults did not come from Gulag, but were insults before. You overestimate its influence on Russia.

    • @paulbadman8509
      @paulbadman8509 Рік тому +53

      ​@enigmatmz spoken like a clueless npc.

    • @davidharman7245
      @davidharman7245 Рік тому +39

      ​@enigmatmzI hate communism and have studied it more than 99% of Americans, but US has overthrown more governments and started the most wars in the last 70 years, and we helped cause all the current violent conflicts on earth other than Venezuala versus Guyana (which the Britsh empire caused).

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf Рік тому +19

      @enigmatmz you got cooked, ngl

    • @rayzhang7591
      @rayzhang7591 Рік тому

      @@davidharman7245conveniently leaving out the fact that Russian and now China is more often than not behind the other side lol

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Рік тому +20

    According to old family legend, living near a gulag was also awful.
    My several times great grandfather wrote of burning the body of a dead man who had fled a gulag and froze to death on the edge of the collective farm he was working on.
    All the soil was being planted, they had no room to burry him.

    • @misanthrophex
      @misanthrophex 2 місяці тому +2

      Everyone lived in hell, atrocities were an everyday thing.

  • @noahdavis7570
    @noahdavis7570 Рік тому +358

    I can’t wait for 20 years from now where the main way gangs are divided are by which social media platform you used

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 Рік тому

      The Tumblr gang always seeming to be 40% smaller than the rest of the gangs no matter how many more recruits they get.

    • @mikepalmer1971
      @mikepalmer1971 Рік тому +39

      Or what gender they identify as.

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 Рік тому +28

      Thot crimes.

    • @t.g.troughton8245
      @t.g.troughton8245 Рік тому +42

      Redditors are definitely the prison guards.

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Рік тому +17

      Telegram hate gang represent! Lol

  • @Trauson
    @Trauson Рік тому +380

    Please we remind to the audience this is not a call of duty reference.
    STEP 1 : SECURE THE KEYS!!!!

  • @Lowbrow_Mthakathi
    @Lowbrow_Mthakathi Рік тому +176

    Can’t wait to play this one IRL in like 2 years

    • @swesleyc7
      @swesleyc7 Рік тому

      Leftism, Marxism, post modernism, communism, and The Democrat Party seem to be thriving. Not for long.

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому +13

      A ukrainian i see

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker Рік тому +5

      @@IbrahimservantofAllah De-Nazification won't happen on its own.

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому +7

      @@HelghastStalker a liberal i see

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker Рік тому +3

      @@IbrahimservantofAllah Not even close. Marxist-Leninist. Have been since I was in the FDJ.

  • @peterhoulihan9766
    @peterhoulihan9766 Рік тому +50

    12:00 "Becuase they went straight back to a life of crime."
    Just to point out, even if you did everything right it wasn't a guarantee of safety: Having been sent to the gulag once was taken as a sign of guilt. So if the NKVD needed to meet their quota and round up some random people, you'd be at the top of their list.

  • @nobodyspecial1699
    @nobodyspecial1699 Рік тому +109

    My great uncle managed to survive 2 years in a gulag. Around the end of WWII my uncle was stationed in what is now known as the Kuril Islands when the Soviet Union invaded. He was captured and brought to Siberia where he spent 2 years in that frozen hell. Worst two years of his life, he came back to Japan and he lived out his life as a farmer.

    • @GitSnik-i3m
      @GitSnik-i3m Рік тому +9

      Good on him.
      People in the west don't appreciate freedom these days so being reminded from time to time is a good thing.

    • @clark2491
      @clark2491 10 місяців тому

      ​@@GitSnik-i3mnot to mention he was Japanese. They were worse than the nazis

    • @misanthrophex
      @misanthrophex 2 місяці тому

      @@GitSnik-i3m good time generate weak people, such is life. Most westerners fail to understand that by comparison, the government in many western countries absolutely loves the citizens. That's just by comparison.
      As someone living in the west now, I really wish that people actually woke up and understood what is at stake. Sometimes I feel like they do, and those people want to actually make absolute hell on Earth, because, honestly, western culture is the last bastion of reason and humanity. And it's crumbling, and a lot of it has to do with the clueless people inside the country.

  • @scottsmith6643
    @scottsmith6643 Рік тому +81

    Thinking of the gulags and the scenarios depicted here, something I often say is more true than ever, that is: "however bad you have it, someone else has it worse."
    Man, oh, man. Tough stuff.
    Thanks, Brother. Cheers

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r Рік тому

      Lmfao it's not something "you" always say you clown, it's always BEEN said and better than you ever could :L

  • @RobinMarks1313
    @RobinMarks1313 Рік тому +241

    Let's face it, criminals are the same world wide. My uncle did lots of time. He told me this when I was nine years old. "Never be a rat. It's the worst thing in the world. And never call anyone a goof." That's the slang term for the guards in Canada. Don't comply.

    • @BlueberrySmith
      @BlueberrySmith Рік тому

      They werent even criminals most of the time even, more like victims of the regime

    • @MontegaB
      @MontegaB Рік тому +69

      lol goofs. That's so Canadian.

    • @TrebenWhahahaha
      @TrebenWhahahaha Рік тому +27

      For those who don't know what a "goof" it rhymes with, "why don't you take a seat over there".

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, people get REALLY upset about goof

    • @Part.No.1xbil.Prod.Tp.MXMVIII
      @Part.No.1xbil.Prod.Tp.MXMVIII Рік тому +11

      Dunno where you're from bud but in Onterrible, especially by the bay, a "goof", goofs kids.

  • @muxie
    @muxie Рік тому +104

    Just wanna say, I've been watching you since the Purple Aki video. I'm only 17, I've recently had a liver transplant and during my hospital stay, your videos were one of the only things that kept me happy. Thank you, dank :)

    • @Threemore650
      @Threemore650 Рік тому +2

      I hope you feel better soon and have a lovely Christmas 🙂

    • @Christisking1911
      @Christisking1911 Рік тому +2

      I hope you heal up soon! May God bless you, and always keep you close!

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 Рік тому +1

      hey man, dunno you, but hope you get better and happy new year...and new liver 😆

    • @Nik2k13
      @Nik2k13 Рік тому

      Get well soon, hope you have a great new year and all the luck in the world

    • @piercebrosnan9528
      @piercebrosnan9528 Рік тому +1

      Easy on the Buckfast, frendo

  • @MultiMegatron123
    @MultiMegatron123 Рік тому +64

    "Drawings from the gulag" by Danzig Baldaev. Great read.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 Рік тому +3

      I don't know if it covers some of the same material or not, but he put out a series of three books on Russian prison tattoos some years back (perhaps they were posthumously published; I'm not sure), which is also a great read. His artwork was really impressive. I'm pretty sure a few of them shown briefly in the video are his work.

  • @SlurpeeBoy9999
    @SlurpeeBoy9999 Рік тому +590

    This is why Russian mobsters aren't afraid of American prisons. After what they've seen, American prisons are summer camps (and not the funny Austrian man's sort).

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 Рік тому +40

      Tennis courts.

    • @bas-tn3um
      @bas-tn3um Рік тому

      @SlurpeeBoy9999 you know i want to be annoyed that the clown is even referenced but frankly you just get points for remembering the little cunt was austrian not german.

    • @hrr597
      @hrr597 Рік тому +3

      ​@@bas-tn3um 🤓🤓

    • @IloveOtherPplsMsry
      @IloveOtherPplsMsry Рік тому

      American mobsters who've worked with them can attest to that. They don't fear our justice system at all.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 Рік тому +25

      ​@@haroldbalzac6336Central air conditioning & heat.
      Russians what's that?

  • @AdrienMelody
    @AdrienMelody Рік тому +30

    I just finished reading “The White Pill,” a book about the history of the Soviet Union and the Cold War, and I can confidently say I will never complain about American politics ever again

    • @comradehogan7636
      @comradehogan7636 Рік тому +4

      "I'll never complain about imperialism"

    • @AdrienMelody
      @AdrienMelody Рік тому +6

      @@comradehogan7636 Not the point. I mean I’ll never complain about how American politics affects ME, or my life or loved ones, because I now realize how unbelievably lucky I am to NOT have been born into a communist hellscape. I also wasn’t exactly being literal.

    • @comradehogan7636
      @comradehogan7636 Рік тому

      @@AdrienMelody The USSR had its drawbacks in being the first state to attempt the construction of socialism. However these people had more democratic agency than we do through the soviet councils whereas in the U.S. politics is reserved for the wealthy

    • @AdrienMelody
      @AdrienMelody Рік тому +24

      @@comradehogan7636 That is such an ignorant and tone-deaf statement that I don’t even know how to respond. I might have guessed you were a Leftist ideologue from your pretentious, disingenuous reply from earlier. You know nothing of the suffering that happened under communism or the malice that kept it going for so long, and I hope other people have enough sense not to listen to a thing you say.
      “When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called ‘the People's Stick’.”

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad Рік тому

      @@comradehogan7636 Oh yes, When there is one party, they have so much incentive not to hog the trough but to at least pretend to help the common people, as not to get voted out for their competi... oh wait. Also, if you think, that anyone in the party, who had any actual power to do anything cared about "the people," I have a few almost mint condition bridges to sell you, half off. Drawbacks is an understatement of the flipping century btw. I know of no locals that yearn to go back to that atrocity, except for the russian colonizers who were treated as first class citizens compared to locals back during USSR, and maybe some low intellect fellas, who drove a tractor and were way overpaid and venerated because russia was always on the brink of starvation and most of our food was carted off there. So they could get away drinking during work and even just not showing up for week or two after payday, while drinking away their paycheck. To those morons, this was their lives high point

  • @musksagent
    @musksagent Рік тому +16

    I asked my great great grandad : ''great great grandad,were you in the penal battalion during the war?''
    GGD: ''nein''

    • @dickjohnson9582
      @dickjohnson9582 Рік тому +1

      My Ggd was a headmaster in the penile colony

  • @reecedignan8365
    @reecedignan8365 Рік тому +95

    5:57 actually I’ll give the Soviets something they didn’t completely waste their lives, they just used them in a very Soviet fashion. Recon by bodies.
    When the Soviets planned attacks and counter attack on the grand scale - especially towards the later half of the war - they would use these gulag gangs and penal soldiers to test the front lines of the enemy positions.
    Essentially it played into the doctrine of Deep Operations.
    Hit the front line with consistent attacks;
    Areas that are strong you isolate with artillery, areas that are weak you throw stronger forces against;
    Once the weak positions are overrun/broken throw as much mobile elements into the areas as possible to begin widening the breach, reinforcing the position and driving off into the enemy supply lines forcing those front units to either retreat or be surrounded/cut off.
    As such the first part of these operations fell onto the penal battalions.
    The Soviets would send them in mass against the front lines of the Germans and look at the results.
    If nobody survived, then it was a heavily defended position and should be isolated.
    If progress was made but stopped due to casualties, they’d move a few more assets into the areas to support second and further attacks in hopes that erosion of the position over continuing increasing attacks would break the line.
    Units that made large progress or even broke into the enemy positions showed lightly defended areas of which would immediately be reinforced by assault sapper brigades who’d take the position and then set up defences to hold it while armoured and motorise assets poured into the area/through the area.
    So yeah the guys were used as cheap cannon fodder but there was purpose behind their attacks. It was literally just to die either fast or slowly so the Soviets could determine where the enemy’s strongest defences were.

    • @trolleriffic
      @trolleriffic Рік тому +31

      A tactic they still use today. Wagner made full use of their ex-con manpower as mobile bullet sponges to soak up attacks and reveal the location of defences in their assault on Bakhmut. It worked eventually, but losses of materiel and casualty numbers were insane.
      Russia's military really hasn't moved on much from Soviet days, and it's been devastated by corruption and incompetence. They're like a really shit Red Army tribute act - not much risk of that lot rolling through the Fulda Gap any time soon.

    • @TheHunter512
      @TheHunter512 Рік тому +6

      Eh....... Those minefields ain't gonna clear themselves.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 місяці тому +2

      Typically armed recon like this would be substituted with Aerial photography.
      However until the luftwaffa was completely shattered and reduced to crippled interceptors desperately protecting the home front the Soviets had a huge problem with the air war. No point in sending planes up with cameras if the negatives aren't even going to make it back to base.
      Use what you have I guess.

  • @joshuahorner8595
    @joshuahorner8595 Рік тому +132

    Was really hoping you were going to say "moral of the story is, don't trust the government".

    • @M1ManOwaR
      @M1ManOwaR Рік тому +7

      Also that.

    • @macekreislahomes1690
      @macekreislahomes1690 Рік тому +4

      For shere.

    • @omgocd
      @omgocd Рік тому +7

      he did when he said "dont be a bitch"

    • @joshuahorner8595
      @joshuahorner8595 Рік тому +1

      @@omgocd Do you know how to read? I don't think you understand what I said in my comment when I said the quote but wished he changed the second part of it. It is not the same in anyway shape or form.

    • @omgocd
      @omgocd Рік тому +4

      @@joshuahorner8595 he said the same thing, just not how you wanted him to.

  • @iamnotyu5548
    @iamnotyu5548 Рік тому +42

    10:46
    Odd, there was a similar attitude for many enlisted men in the US military. Admitmantly refusing to take another government job after being released and hating the government entirely.

    • @igorbrown3756
      @igorbrown3756 Рік тому +19

      ​@KnightoftheRound-kp9hd nothing makes you hate government more than working for them

    • @atpyro7920
      @atpyro7920 8 місяців тому +1

      I can assure you, being enlisted isn’t much better than being in prison sometimes.

    • @ul.biggit217
      @ul.biggit217 2 місяці тому

      ​@@atpyro7920at least in prison you aren't being shot at

  • @tra-viskaiser8737
    @tra-viskaiser8737 Рік тому +9

    I was given an ostfront medal the 41/42 campaign medal, when i was in my teens. It was taken at normandy after the owner was taken to valhalla. I always thought dang this dude made it through 2 years of the east to be killed in france while probably on leave or refitting...
    But dang... these pardon guys... they really got the victory shaft

  • @rexblade504
    @rexblade504 Рік тому +27

    Do a video on the Pig War. It's one of the most comical threat of war between the US and Britain ever

  • @mrt3946
    @mrt3946 Рік тому +12

    Big shout out for the Piers Morgan thing yesterday. Watching you laughing at him was brilliant. Much respect mate.

  • @TACTICALwaffle2
    @TACTICALwaffle2 Рік тому +240

    Anyone who hasn’t needs to read the Gulag Archipelago

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 Рік тому +36

      It's a great book. A writer that's not as well known A. S. is Varlam Shalamov, who was in the gulag for 17 or 18 years. He mostly wrote short stories and poetry - powerful stuff, in my opinion..

    • @the_birthday_skeleton
      @the_birthday_skeleton Рік тому

      all for one little joke ;)
      @@erniebuchinski3614

    • @redneckson
      @redneckson Рік тому +8

      indeed, it's horrifying...😢

    • @Mr.Bobcat1776
      @Mr.Bobcat1776 Рік тому +6

      Blonde Knight of Germany is also a good read, in regards to Soviet imprisonment.

    • @ericmarley7060
      @ericmarley7060 Рік тому +16

      "For half a century and more the enormous state has towered over us, girded with hoops of steel. The hoops are still there. There is no law."

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Рік тому +70

    Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future videos...
    Colton Harris Moore aka the Barefoot Bandit: Real Life GTA Character.
    Godfrey Qualls and his Black Ghost Dodge Challenger: Detroit Traffic Officer by day and Street Racer by night… the real Brian O’Conner.
    Intelsat 708: when Communist China played Kerbal Space Program in real life
    Mad Mike Hughes: Flat Earther that died from crash landing his homemade rocket
    Colin McCrae: Scottish Rally Car Driver
    Rainbow Farm Siege
    Cokeville Hostage Crisis
    Milton Bill Cooper: conspiracy radio host killed by the government
    Mad Mike Hoare: Irish Mercenary
    The Iran-Iraq War Swamp Electrocution

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Рік тому +2

      Colton Moore is awesome. He’s out now and has given a couple interviews, bet he’d talk to Dank.

    • @kentuckyace1068
      @kentuckyace1068 Рік тому +2

      Another one he could do is Peter McAleese: The mercenary who almost killed Pablo Escobar

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny Рік тому

      @@kentuckyace1068 he sounds like a good one!…. Speaking of Pablo Escobar, he definitely deserves a Mad Lads video of his own!… I’m honestly shocked that Dank hasn’t done a Mad Lads on him yet.

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Рік тому

      Godfrey Qualls story is all bullshit made up by his son. Plenty of guys from the Detroit street racing scene have come out and said they've never heard of him. How exactly did a completely stock Challenger outrun cars that were built for drag racing? Simple answer, it didn't. 😂

    • @billybob-zk9nm
      @billybob-zk9nm Рік тому +1

      A fellow enjoyer of the iran-iraq swamp stories i see. Those poor kids honestly

  • @lampoon9871
    @lampoon9871 Рік тому +271

    Hey dankula, my boss fired me because he didn’t like me, so I’ve been binging your videos. I’m happy you exist.

    • @Hairydoom01
      @Hairydoom01 Рік тому +4

      Hey me too.

    • @dimadobrik4516
      @dimadobrik4516 Рік тому +18

      You're gonna find something better bro

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 Рік тому +7

      Stay strong man, I sincerely hope everything works out okay for you!

    • @jowxxiii4
      @jowxxiii4 Рік тому +17

      Enjoy your life because in 200 years none of this will matter

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle Рік тому +14

      ​@@jowxxiii4Because people and events which happened 200+ years ago have no impact today, amirite?

  • @DeadlyPlatypus
    @DeadlyPlatypus Рік тому +10

    5:53 "Red Mist" I caught that pun.

  • @patoreily7465
    @patoreily7465 Рік тому +89

    Excited to see this covered, this time in history forever changed the development of organized crime in the Soviet Union and Russian organized crime in the modern era

    • @calcifiedinnerbaldur
      @calcifiedinnerbaldur Рік тому +10

      I'd say when a large chunk of KGB just ended switching hats to become organized crime after the "fall" of the Soviet Union had far more of an effect.

  • @CaspianNomad
    @CaspianNomad Рік тому +75

    Imagine being the guy who gets a derogatory tattoo and the next day the gulag closes down

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 Рік тому +12

      Well, on the bright side, he wouldn't have to be a rooster (bottom boy) any longer, at least in prison.

  • @TurdfurgusonJr
    @TurdfurgusonJr Рік тому +23

    You got some shine on crowders show this morning nice to see it😂

    • @mgaeeeee9150
      @mgaeeeee9150 Рік тому +3

      Crowder couldn't hold a candle to Dank.

    • @TurdfurgusonJr
      @TurdfurgusonJr Рік тому

      @@mgaeeeee9150 No Doubt, but the platform is far more reaching. Dank should do a mug club show and maybe with Isaac B

  • @vane909090
    @vane909090 Рік тому +13

    Stalin was like "Service guarantees citizenship. SIKE!"

  • @VinlandicSoul
    @VinlandicSoul Рік тому +6

    Woke up from my night shift to another new Count Dankula video.
    It’s impossible to Have a bad day when a new video drops. Cheers Lads!

  • @behemothfan1990
    @behemothfan1990 Рік тому +20

    If you want to read further into the horrors of the gulag I would highly recommend The Gulag Archipelago by Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Kolyma Stories by Varlam Shamalov.

  • @Weaponsandstuff93
    @Weaponsandstuff93 Рік тому +14

    and now we have history repeating itself with PMC Wagner etc

  • @millwallboy7567
    @millwallboy7567 Рік тому +7

    My grandfather was a penal soldier because he was cought smuggling in Norway, dude thought he would get home guard duty, ended up in Russia!

  • @garrenbrooks4778
    @garrenbrooks4778 Рік тому +28

    This wasn't exactly what I was anticipating with something called the "bitch wars" in a prison lol.

  • @mymusicaccount1456
    @mymusicaccount1456 Рік тому +9

    There's a book called "Long Walk" that is a true story of a small group of prisoners who in 1941 escaped a Siberian gulag, and walked (was chased) 4000 miles thru Siberia, Mongolia, China, and finally into India.
    Great book if you have audible and have an extra credit.

  • @Bulmaatthemecca
    @Bulmaatthemecca Рік тому +21

    Suki is plural, suka is singular. "Сука" and "суки"

  • @bryanevans1728
    @bryanevans1728 Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite work of yours yet.

  • @d.b.c.t1m059
    @d.b.c.t1m059 Рік тому +5

    I never thought I'd see the day when Dank gets a repsectable sponsor.

  • @BlithesomeWayfarer
    @BlithesomeWayfarer 5 місяців тому +1

    I'll never get tired of hearing you say the word "burglary."

  • @shawndoran2879
    @shawndoran2879 Рік тому +9

    do a whole segment on "annihilation battalions" tramplers and the like. imagine watching the enemy use own troops to clear minefields.

  • @keithskegwin
    @keithskegwin Рік тому +1

    Good vid. By far the best thing that popped up in my suggestions

  • @AUZlE
    @AUZlE Рік тому +3

    I specifically like the any day that a new video pops up from this guy the video could be 12 minutes or could be 132 minutes.

  • @zion6680
    @zion6680 Рік тому +2

    This format will never get old to me.

  • @roymunson1
    @roymunson1 Рік тому +104

    I knew an irish guy who did a few years in a gulag. He was probably one of the most dangerous people i ever met. Serial killer bad (google him im not mentioning the mans name here but hes easy to find, google quinn direct extortion and youll find him quick enough. He died of a heart attack a few years ago in an interpol arrest, mostly likely left to die by them and rightly so).
    He told me that the place he was in was the closest thing to hell he ever experienced, although id say he would revisit that comment today if he could. He told me they had to eat rats theyd catch just to have enough to eat. As stone cold as you get this man was and he even showed emotion describing the place he spent time in.

    • @mikepalmer1971
      @mikepalmer1971 Рік тому +5

      Why can’t you mention his name?

    • @mgaeeeee9150
      @mgaeeeee9150 Рік тому +9

      If he's dead, why can't you mention his name?

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 Рік тому +36

      ​@@mikepalmer1971if he's talking about an Irish person and is Irish, then we have data protection laws, but if he said allegedly should've been fine

    • @MoeSlislack
      @MoeSlislack Рік тому +4

      he got munsoned out in the middle of a russian gulag apparently.

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland Рік тому +2

      *_Huh...??_*

  • @trustyjabka7761
    @trustyjabka7761 7 місяців тому +1

    It's always so fun to watch someone non-russian describe prison culture with 'sooki' and 'vory'

  • @joshuaeversole8625
    @joshuaeversole8625 Рік тому +5

    “Snetches get steches” 😂 great story. Well told.

  • @warwarneverchanges4937
    @warwarneverchanges4937 Рік тому +26

    The red army also dumped the veteran invalids after the war in the north of siberia far away from towns some articles mention they were sent out on barrs and drowned

  • @chzybean
    @chzybean Рік тому +9

    I just recently discovered your channel and I gotta say: I've learned a good handful of new historical and mythological facts just from your Celtic mythology and "Absolutely Mad" series. I love delving into wild stories from the past, but something about hearing it from the mouth of a cheeky Scotsman just hits different. From a random stranger on the Internet: thanks for sharing your vast fount of knowledge with us. We sincerely appreciate you. ✌🏻

  • @ивандонбас
    @ивандонбас Рік тому +3

    Dankula, you don't know how much better your telling of the story is than even all of the documentaries and films on the subject by the Russian sources, even non-propagandiZed ones

  • @slovenlygulfcityamerican1290
    @slovenlygulfcityamerican1290 Рік тому +19

    an excellent book that illustrates the lengths regular people would go to for a chance at escape is "the long walk" by slavomir rawicz
    not to be confused with "the long walk" by steven "yes the sewer orgy of minors is important to the story" king

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +26

    The guys that took the offer and didn't just disappear were kinda thick headed. Russia doesn't keep its word on a damn thing.

  • @shadymunkee1983
    @shadymunkee1983 Рік тому +4

    Dankula Gon Dank .......Rock on sir!

  • @chrislaverick6413
    @chrislaverick6413 Рік тому +37

    Count dankula, you must do a video on greg the grim reaper scarpa, he is by far the most interesting mafia figure in American history, he goes from being a mafia hitman to battling the KKK to the ending of his life dying of aids while killing multiple people in a mafia war, oh, and he let his protégé bang his wife for 20+ years in a open relationship, honestly you cannot go wrong with this episode

  • @saucejohnson9862
    @saucejohnson9862 Рік тому +4

    A Russian prison guard said he got mad he had to stand in a cold guard post while the prisoners sat by fires, he lost half his leg to frostbite.

  • @ease8947
    @ease8947 Рік тому +1

    just seen your interview with Piers 👊 the way you mugged him off just by laughing at the end made me sub instantly!

  • @namesurname624
    @namesurname624 Рік тому +59

    The GULAG criminal code of conduct is common among all levels of Russian society.
    In my school you'd be ganged on if you didn't follow them.
    I studied in best Moscow schools.
    Idk where the teachers were watching, horrifying thinking back. Traumatic

    • @scottjohnstone6204
      @scottjohnstone6204 9 місяців тому +1

      It's pretty much similar in the UK among the working class, snitches get stitches, or in civilised speak - Nobody likes a tell tale!

    • @namesurname624
      @namesurname624 9 місяців тому

      @@scottjohnstone6204 that's the least important part of the code to my comment

    • @scottjohnstone6204
      @scottjohnstone6204 9 місяців тому +1

      @@namesurname624 Still relevant however important you deem it.

  • @lgx3557
    @lgx3557 Рік тому +3

    Every journey begins with a single step... this IS STEP ONE!!!

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 Рік тому +5

    "On January 19, 1951, our column of five hundred men had reached work site ARM. On one side of us was the boundary fence, with no soldiers between us and it. They were about to let us in through the gates. Suddenly a prisoner called Maloy ('Little'. Of who was in fact a tall, broad-shouldered young man) broke ranks for no obvious reason and absent-mindedly walked toward the guard commander. We got the impression that he was not himself, that he did not know what he was doing. He did not raise his hand, he made no threatening gesture, he simply walked on, lost in thought. The officer in charge, a nasty-looking, foppish little fellow, took fright and started hastily backing away from Maloy, shouting shrilly, and try as he would, was unable to draw his pistol.
    A sergeant Tommy-gunner advanced briskly on Maloy and when he was within a few paces gave him a short burst in the chest and the belly, slowly backing away in his turn. Maloy slowly advanced another two paces before he fell, and tufts of wadding sprang into sight in the back of his jacket, marking the path of the invisible bullets. Although Maloy was down, and the rest of the column had not stirred, the guard commander was so terrified that he rapped out an order to the soldiers and there was a rattle of Tommy guns on all sides, raking the air just above our heads; a machine gun, set up beforehand, began chattering, and many voices vying with each other in hysterical shrillness screamed: 'Lie down! Lie down! Lie down!' While the bullets came lower and lower, to the level of the boundary wires. There were half a thousand of us, but we did not hurl ourselves on the men with the guns and trample on them; we prostrated ourselves and lay with our faces buried in the snow, in a humiliating and helpless position, lay like sheep for more than a quarter of an hour on that Epiphany morning. They could easily have shot every last one of us without having to answer for it: why, this was attempted mutiny!
    This was what we were like in the first and second years of the Special Camps - pathetic, crushed slaves-but enough has been said about this period in Ivan Denisovitch.
    How did it come about? Why did so many thousands of these misused creatures, the 58's - damn it all, they were political offenders, and now that they were separated, segregated, concentrated, surely they would behave like politicals - why, then, did they behave so contemptibly, so submissively?" - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago. Go read it.

  • @hobbitmansstash
    @hobbitmansstash Рік тому

    I feel overwhelmed with honesty today so I'm going to leave this in your comments. Sometimes I click on your videos and let the video play through till the end well I'm doing other things. I'll catch bits and pieces of what you're speaking on. I don't do that with too many channels but you are one of them. Anytime I can show support while costing me nothing but time I'll do it. Been following for a few years and you consistently put out quality content.
    FROM FLINT, MI WITH LOVE!

  • @TheRandomshite123
    @TheRandomshite123 Рік тому +11

    I see those cat ears

  • @Third-p0sitionist
    @Third-p0sitionist Рік тому +2

    4:22 the reason why the threat of death for thievery wasn’t working was actually because of starvation and desperation for food and basic amenities. Which is crazy to me!

  • @fisherman2469
    @fisherman2469 Рік тому +161

    Communists have never received true punishment for their crimes throughout history.

  • @jacquesfrancois4275
    @jacquesfrancois4275 Рік тому +2

    Impossible to imagine a harder life led in the 20th century. Being sent to the Gulag before the war when Stailinism was at its worst. THEN having to fight for years on the Eastern Front, the most violent war in history , THEN having to return to said Gulag under the shadow of being a collaborator who all the other prisoners hated.

  • @792slayer
    @792slayer Рік тому +5

    Solzhenitsyn talks about this a little in his book. It's quite a read.

  • @ryanfromcc5834
    @ryanfromcc5834 Рік тому +1

    Dank is my greatest discovery on the internet of the year

  • @brendano4196
    @brendano4196 Рік тому +6

    Damn Gulag culture is strangely fascinating.

  • @warrensmith6214
    @warrensmith6214 Рік тому +8

    Well worth looking at the Russian criminal Tattoo encyclopaedia for some examples of the hierarchy and castes in the gulag

  • @YanDoroshenko
    @YanDoroshenko Рік тому

    Thanks, Mr. Dank for retelling my country's history so accurately and from the correct point of view.

  • @deathhexxxgaming3431
    @deathhexxxgaming3431 9 місяців тому +1

    One thing to explain about the Gulags and the possibility of escape was almost all the Gulags were located deep inside Siberia, far, far away from basically any type of civilization , surrounded by nothing but dangerous predator animals, with little to no flora or fauna, basically a desert but instead of rock and sand where life is barely able to even be possible Siberia is a desert of frozen ground and ice.
    Almost all the Gulags were days of travelling in a train from anything resembling civilization, a very controlled, state owned, operated, secured and patrolled train. So, even if you were somehow able to spare meals and still live, if you were going to escape (which would have to be on foot) you would somehow have to store a couple weeks worth of food, without the guards seeing you, (or without some other inmate discovering your stash and idea, and thus cracking your skull open in your sleep and taking your shit.... or just taking your shit and snitching you out), you would then have to navigate and travel hundreds of miles on foot, somehow keeping ahead of the search party and GIANT WOLF LIKE GUARD DOGS (can't remember the name of the breed they used, but Russia prisons still have them today and OMG are they huge and terrifying) across one of the most hostile and deadly lands on any of the 5 continents where people live.
    If you would somehow miracle your ass through all that, you would be forever tracked (regardless of where you go... The Soviets were really good at assassinating people in foreign lands, where their targets fled to seek sanctuary, and believed they were safe... one of the most famous was a man who was Stalin's old comrade and basically the only person that was in the running to become the dictator of The Soviet Union after Vladimir Lennon's death, which was the leader of the Red Revolution that overthrew centuries of monarchial rule, known as the Czars.... this man was named Leon Trotsky, had to flee for his life after Stalin came to power, and was murdered by a Soviet agent, after several other attempts, in Mexico City, with A FUCKING ICE PICK to the head,) anyways, if you would somehow, by divine act, make it out of Siberia, and escape into exile, you would still be hunted mercilessly by one of the most brutal, efficient, thorough, and largest security/intelligence agencies the world has ever seen, known as, before the 1950's, the Checka, or the NKVD, which would become the notorious KGB

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Рік тому +20

    Time to make a brew and relax for half hour! Cheers Dank, perfect timing 👍

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 Рік тому +2

      I just sat down at the lake here, in the middle of winter, lit up a cigar and have a pocketflask full of whisky with me.
      The timing is excellent!

    • @johnnythompson-nz4ws
      @johnnythompson-nz4ws Рік тому

      Soyboys. Coffee is liberals

  • @phillydterminaldisease6578
    @phillydterminaldisease6578 Рік тому +1

    11:38 SAY THE THING!!! 😂😂😂

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 Рік тому +5

    Coming next: "Mad Lads: the Dirlewanger Brigade"

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Рік тому +5

      Dirlewanger was just mad, even the rest of the SS thought he was a monster.

  • @ferretman6790
    @ferretman6790 7 місяців тому

    15:43 don’t think you could get the reference past us! 😂

  • @nyuoron
    @nyuoron Рік тому +8

    Well, as a guy who studied Russian history in Stalinist era, while not entirey correct, Dancula is pretty much on point. For those more interested in how life was in Gulags, I stringly recommend Varlam Shalamov, who, while less famous than Solzhenitsyn, is much more accurate, as he actually survived golden mines, the deadliest camps in USSR as a political prisoner.

  • @BennettKildigs
    @BennettKildigs Рік тому

    I’m so glad you made this video. Solzhenitsyn talks about it, but not in detail and I’m excited to watch this.

  • @UllyrWuldan
    @UllyrWuldan Рік тому +12

    “They hated the government and considered the government their enemy.” Based.

    • @BlueberrySmith
      @BlueberrySmith Рік тому +2

      ​@@Agxigpk-nj7lxA lot of them were poets, writers and just regular people. Read about the Executed Renaissance

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Рік тому

      Prison changes people, even those who dont belong there. People as a whole tend to gravitate toward the lowest common denominator in terms of behavior, so even if you had a prison full of artistic reiannaisance men and a single savage thug, by the end of the year you would just have a bunch of savage thugs who just so happened to be good at poetry.@@Agxigpk-nj7lx

  • @mr.melancholy4973
    @mr.melancholy4973 Рік тому +2

    That's one hell of a title for a war

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe Рік тому +78

    What? Prisoners being promised freedom for fighting for Russia? I'm sure they'd never do anything like that again! It sounds pretty awful

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 Рік тому +8

      It'll NEVER happen . . . that pint-sized dictator of Russia always learns from mistakes of the past. 😆

    • @DukeofTxtspeak
      @DukeofTxtspeak Рік тому +15

      SHOIHU!
      HERASIMOV!!!
      WHERE'S THE FUCKING AMMUNITION!!??!?

    • @bcvetkov8534
      @bcvetkov8534 Рік тому +6

      Except this time they're actually being freed after the fact.

    • @bcvetkov8534
      @bcvetkov8534 Рік тому +1

      ​@@erniebuchinski3614Describing Russia's greatest leader in the 21st century.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 Рік тому +2

      I'd pick that over a life sentence any day.

  • @dtiebel9794
    @dtiebel9794 Рік тому +1

    Nothing better than when Dank droppes a video after a shite day at work

  • @Rare_ARR0W
    @Rare_ARR0W Рік тому +33

    Dankula you should cover the Chaz Seattle riots! Absolutely bat💩crazy over here for a while through that!

    • @rthompson7182
      @rthompson7182 Рік тому +15

      Whatever midcentury German, the news said it was a summer of love and they would never lie to me.

    • @DD8842
      @DD8842 Рік тому +5

      Yes please cover the CHAZ!

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think a bunch of smelly hippies LARPing as an autonomous zone is worthy of a video 😂

    • @angrymetalhead
      @angrymetalhead Рік тому +4

      Wtf is even still going on with that? I haven't heard anything about it in ages. Nasty shit though. That's what run away woke pc bullshit gets you though I guess.

  • @dragonflytempb8395
    @dragonflytempb8395 Рік тому +1

    This is a perfect modern parable! Definitely gonna make sure my kids learn this one

  • @plunetzero
    @plunetzero Рік тому +11

    dank is wearing what seems to be a cat "girl" shirt?!?!

    • @maverick9708
      @maverick9708 Рік тому +1

      I'm kind of curious what the whole thing looks like

  • @VVEGA2940
    @VVEGA2940 Рік тому

    Listening to this rn on my coach to london for the shows

  • @deadgoon2170
    @deadgoon2170 Рік тому +12

    Always nice to see a rough, hard-bitten story, told by a guy in a cat-girl t-shirt..

  • @acarter4173
    @acarter4173 Рік тому +2

    Living in the USSR was like being in prison, so it stands to reason that the prisons in the USSR would be like living in Mordor, only bad.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz Рік тому +1

      Russia pretty much IS Mordor.

  • @VR-gs9hd
    @VR-gs9hd Рік тому +4

    They assumed the entity which put them in prison would allow them to remain free/a danger to their power for their "service." 😖

  • @sumosami
    @sumosami Рік тому +1

    also gulags location was middle of no where so escaping was rly hard bc no food or dring while escaping. some returned some get killed and some died for hunger or wild animals

  • @YourHuckleberry99
    @YourHuckleberry99 Рік тому +21

    "The Soviet Union wasn't communist. It was state capitalist"
    Tankiesayswhat?

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Рік тому

      To be fair, Tankies arent known for being the most aware group. Which is generally why theyre the first to go whenever a communist revolution succeeds and the puppet-masters no longer need useless ideologues as meat shields.

    • @leighz1962
      @leighz1962 Рік тому +3

      Capitalism with only one vendor.

  • @Adrian-vd6ji
    @Adrian-vd6ji Рік тому +1

    lol when u say murder it sounds like youre struggling to breathe under water

  • @reillyclements1673
    @reillyclements1673 Рік тому +9

    VORKUTA

  • @SwedishDunedain
    @SwedishDunedain Рік тому +1

    Fascinating, and harrowing, stuff. This would be great inspiration for a video game btw. Great job Dank!

  • @maskettaman1488
    @maskettaman1488 Рік тому +19

    Crazy how a small minority of people could commit the vast majority of violent crime

    • @jyyyb
      @jyyyb Рік тому +1

      The leaders

    • @comradehogan7636
      @comradehogan7636 Рік тому +1

      The capitalist class

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 Рік тому +3

      Only like 2% of the population, but somehow over represented. How many countries kicked them out?

  • @TheTyke
    @TheTyke Рік тому +1

    I imagine it was much less nice than boiled Soya. That's actually a nice meal.

  • @ThatGuySarabia
    @ThatGuySarabia 10 місяців тому

    There was this episode on Locked Up Abroad or Banged Up Abroad where this guy Jerry Amster was arrested in the USSR for carrying heroin and while he and his friends were stopped at an airport for a baggage search, they found drugs in it and he and his friends were sent to the gulag. He described how harsh it was. He was able to escape the gulag but it wasn't easy

  • @hulanspyder3395
    @hulanspyder3395 Рік тому +18

    Go read The Gulag Archipelago.

    • @PyrrhicPax
      @PyrrhicPax Рік тому +1

      It really is a harrowing account of fascism

    • @woahblackbettybamalam
      @woahblackbettybamalam Рік тому +9

      And 200 years together

    • @gimzod76
      @gimzod76 Рік тому +9

      @@PyrrhicPax Socialism

    • @kevinnickel7529
      @kevinnickel7529 Рік тому +6

      ​@woahblackbetty7691 you basically have to learn Russian to read 200 years together. No publishing company will translate it to English.
      Wonder why?..lol.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 Рік тому +2

      Communism and fascism end up the same damned thing, despite what brain-washed communists claim.@@PyrrhicPax