A Village Held Hostage By Wolves

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  3 місяці тому +74

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    • @dreamman5588
      @dreamman5588 3 місяці тому +3

      Love you papa

    • @bigdanbilzan
      @bigdanbilzan 3 місяці тому +2

      If I cant smell myself I dont smell

    • @greenglassrecycling
      @greenglassrecycling 3 місяці тому

      diet fanta man

    • @slendi9623
      @slendi9623 3 місяці тому

      mmm child labor

    • @KAL5370
      @KAL5370 3 місяці тому

      Got any good stories about pre-school kids and sharks?

  • @MGoblin
    @MGoblin 3 місяці тому +1687

    "And wolves have a nature akin to a Hollywood celebrity: They like kids."
    Nothing inaccurate was said.

  • @Mr1eeer
    @Mr1eeer 3 місяці тому +1942

    The moral of the story is: Guns.

    • @theunknownknowsBYvoivod
      @theunknownknowsBYvoivod 3 місяці тому +87

      Yes.

    • @Slavesforsale1
      @Slavesforsale1 3 місяці тому

      Sadly this story took place in an authoritarian shithole, so people had to rely on the retarded government finally coming around to solve the problem while at the mercy of starving wolves.

    • @nekogaming5300
      @nekogaming5300 3 місяці тому +54

      The moral of the story is ww2 taking all the guns

    • @FTWIHA
      @FTWIHA 3 місяці тому

      @@nekogaming5300
      WW2 was a liberal plot to take our guns away, they've been trying since the 40's.
      Wake up sheeple.

    • @coltentackett892
      @coltentackett892 3 місяці тому +91

      ​@@nekogaming5300they didn't take all the civilian guns in the states.😊

  • @turkeybeard2010
    @turkeybeard2010 3 місяці тому +400

    Rule of thumb, if it's small, cute and vulnerable, something will either kill, eat or violate it if you don't protect it.

    • @artyjnrii
      @artyjnrii 3 місяці тому +49

      Especially in Hollywood

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 місяці тому +43

      ​@@artyjnriiIn Hollywood it's all three at once

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 3 місяці тому +28

      And that's why you never let your kids wander alone in LA.

    • @johnking975
      @johnking975 3 місяці тому +5

      This is what happened to UA-cam and most of the internet… 😢

    • @jackMeought-fr8vl
      @jackMeought-fr8vl 2 місяці тому

      The same rule applies with other predators like dr@g Queens too

  • @dh510
    @dh510 3 місяці тому +878

    In the communist Soviet Union, even the wolves are starving...

    • @pranc236
      @pranc236 3 місяці тому +56

      Keeping equal

    • @MarvinT0606
      @MarvinT0606 3 місяці тому +55

      In Soviet Russia, wolves hunt you

    • @19ate4
      @19ate4 3 місяці тому

      Equality and equity even extends to the animal kingdom for commies

    • @ekramer2478
      @ekramer2478 3 місяці тому +28

      @@MarvinT0606Under Stalin, so did humans.

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 3 місяці тому +7

      @@MarvinT0606Ah Yakov. We miss you. 😂

  • @kenofi673
    @kenofi673 3 місяці тому +864

    Just imagine being a Soviet soldier coming back after the war just to find out that your family was eaten by wolves.

    • @user-fg8ml5jd4g
      @user-fg8ml5jd4g 3 місяці тому +56

      Just imagine being a german peasant soldier in the 30 years war and coming back home to find your entire family was eaten by wolves

    • @rickdarris6152
      @rickdarris6152 3 місяці тому +44

      Completely Russian story

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 3 місяці тому +1

      Just imagine

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 3 місяці тому +32

      And it actually being true instead of them actually dying from uranium mining waste or something.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 3 місяці тому +9

      It would literally be just another day, fk if they even HAD family to be eaten by wolves at that point they'd be surprised, at least they weren't burned alive by germans

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 3 місяці тому +398

    "Also, buy a gun."
    wise words Count.

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 3 місяці тому +15

      Doesn't mean much if the laws say you can't shoot the wolves circling your home...
      ...like in Finland with 6th most weapons per capita in the world and police and politicians imposing the absolute shit ton of fees and fines to anyone who shoots a wolf without a permit (oh yeah, self-defense is not a defense in court with "Duty To Retreat" being the mandatory strategy by law).
      So yeah, at the moment wolves are descending from the north-east and each year they are found more and more towards the south and the capital. Few years ago one family had constant wolf trails go over a road that their kids was using while walking to school. Nope, can't shoot them. Dogs are eaten every year, reading it in a paper doesn't even raise eyebrows anymore. Nope, can't shoot them.
      And all this time, the greens are losing their collective shit on the idea that the wolfs be shot. It's the same defense time and time again: "wolfs don't harm people, they are our very good friends! Lets all be at peace, live and let live!". Being 'so close to the nature', it's weird how detached they are from the realities of animal kingdom....

    • @Zakhev342
      @Zakhev342 3 місяці тому +6

      @@alaric_politicians are always detached from reality

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 2 місяці тому

      @@alaric_ Wolves are a pest, same nonsense with snakes in Norway. Protected species or some lame nonsense. I vote to send them to PETA or vegans home, if they want them. Then they can have them

  • @MonadTransformer
    @MonadTransformer 3 місяці тому +135

    Fun fact: the name of the Golodayevshchina village translates approximately as Hungerville. So... Hungerville got attacked by the hungry wolves.

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 2 місяці тому +16

      God has a sense of humor

    • @deitchj003
      @deitchj003 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RecordedMercurygod didn’t name the town

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 2 місяці тому +8

      @@deitchj003 you missed the joke

    • @Heavysscreams
      @Heavysscreams 2 місяці тому

      You clearly don't ​@@deitchj003

    • @xmorte
      @xmorte 2 місяці тому

      😃 Wow, fun fact! 😃

  • @JeffandBCProductions
    @JeffandBCProductions 3 місяці тому +167

    This is an easy fix. Why didn't the villagers just put up a Wanted poster in the local tavern for 300 gold pieces? A group of adventurers is sure to have stopped by and slain all the wolves by the following morning. Easy peasy.

    • @theunknownknowsBYvoivod
      @theunknownknowsBYvoivod 3 місяці тому +21

      Gub likely took the gold when they took the men and arms.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 місяці тому +8

      If only they had any money lol

    • @fitzwaren
      @fitzwaren 3 місяці тому +3

      You’re assuming they have an adventurer guild…

    • @dylangeiger6394
      @dylangeiger6394 3 місяці тому +21

      Stalin purged the Adventurers Guild because they wouldn't adopt a state commisar.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Місяць тому +1

      Bold of you to assume people in Russia have money

  • @Ian-yf7uf
    @Ian-yf7uf 3 місяці тому +372

    When my great grandfather was gathering lumber and driving the carriage back home in the 1920s in Wisconsin, he was surrounded by wolves who devoured his horse and waited for him while he was in a tree for 6 hours waiting for his cousins to come back with a gun to save him.

    • @leonardticsay8046
      @leonardticsay8046 3 місяці тому +41

      Did his cousins come looking for him when he didn’t come home? I’m only asking because I doubt anyone would come looking for me if I didn’t show up to work. 😅

    • @Ian-yf7uf
      @Ian-yf7uf 3 місяці тому +64

      @@leonardticsay8046 they did, it was a few miles from the lumber yard and they only noticed he was missing when he didn't come home for supper.

    • @iansanchez331
      @iansanchez331 3 місяці тому +15

      Did he start staying strapped after that?

    • @walterkurtz4360
      @walterkurtz4360 3 місяці тому +53

      I was surrounded by a rather large pack of coyotes in the woods once when I was a kid which was some what frightening I think I was 11 or 12 the only thing I had was a machete and my dog and they had us boxed in down in a ravine after waiting for them to attack for about ten minutes me and my dog finally just charged through them and they scattered I definitely thought me and my dog were about to get into a pretty nasty fight though and ever since then I don't go into any woods without a gun

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@walterkurtz4360heart of a warrior there

  • @yagsipcc287
    @yagsipcc287 3 місяці тому +534

    There was a large French city that was plagued by wolves for like 10 years to the point when it was dark everyone went inside and hid, they found ways to get past walls and would eat anyone caught outside. They got the wolves killed after many years they were lead by an actual giant wolf.

    • @sampsqwantch4612
      @sampsqwantch4612 3 місяці тому +50

      thats wild, i wonder if the head of the pack had a growth disorder that made it extra big. would love to see how big it was

    • @yagsipcc287
      @yagsipcc287 3 місяці тому +71

      @@sampsqwantch4612 I am not sure tbh. Actually it was during the 1400 and it was Paris!!

    • @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971
      @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971 3 місяці тому +95

      Chad wolf eats frogs? Based

    • @yagsipcc287
      @yagsipcc287 3 місяці тому +17

      @@sampsqwantch4612 There was another one around the 1760s but they werent sure what it was could of been wild dogs.

    • @bastait
      @bastait 3 місяці тому +24

      @@igotfriendsinlowplaces2971based means nothing now
      thanks for ruining language.

  • @M19pickles
    @M19pickles 3 місяці тому +107

    Dank says "also buy a gun"
    I say the lesson really is "Don't give your guns to the government less your kids be eaten by wolves."

  • @miss-nomer
    @miss-nomer 3 місяці тому +235

    Sasha as grandfather: And then I kicked the living daylights out of the wolf as it tried to eat me.
    Grandkids: yeah ok, sure you did grandpa.

  • @TheGGViking
    @TheGGViking 3 місяці тому +9

    "We should respect nature, we have to protect these helpless animals, dont eat meat."
    Nature:

  • @whiskeymonk4085
    @whiskeymonk4085 3 місяці тому +54

    I was surrounded by a pack of howling wolves in a remote cabin in Alaska during February. It was pitch black nighttime.
    It was incredibly unnerving. I opened up some fireworks, and stepped out the door and launched a mortar at the sounds. It exploded behind them. I'll never forget their silhouettes running in every direction as purple and silver sparks lit up behind them. I spent the next hour launching everything I had including grips of bottle rockets.
    They wanted nothing to do with it and didnt come back.

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 3 місяці тому +2

      Typical show-boating American lol

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron 2 місяці тому +16

      @@entropybear5847’I don’t wanna be eaten by wolves.’ ‘Hahahah you’re just showboating!!!!’

    • @mrcheese5383
      @mrcheese5383 2 місяці тому +8

      @@entropybear5847it’s show boating to scare off wolves?

    • @KennyCalvo
      @KennyCalvo 17 днів тому +1

      ​@entropybear5847 man was just trying to survive... what's this got to do with being american btw?

  • @jpmkiv
    @jpmkiv 3 місяці тому +96

    Replace "wolves" with "immigrants" and this is what is happening in the UK now..

  • @SoulSoundMuisc
    @SoulSoundMuisc 3 місяці тому +159

    I was in Arizona late at night driving truck. I stopped to use the portajohn at a rest area, and parked a decent distance from it. Behind the portajohn was a hill.
    Half way from my truck i saw the eyes. Dozens of them reflecting my headlights. Naturally, i stopped and started to back up to my rig.
    It was a massive pack of coyotes, bold as brass, moving in on me despite shouts and waving my arms. I got to my rig just as they started to close the circle on me.
    Thing is, with how bold they were, theyd done this before. Absolutely. They knew *exactly* what they were doing and id be dead if i hadnt left my truck running or had turned my lights off. Id never have seen they.
    You aint a Disney Princess, and nature aint your friend.

    • @he478
      @he478 3 місяці тому +5

      One person in history has been killed by coyotes. Drama queen

    • @turkeybeard2010
      @turkeybeard2010 3 місяці тому +41

      ​@@he478 never underestimate a wild animal.

    • @hermeticinstrumentalist6804
      @hermeticinstrumentalist6804 3 місяці тому +25

      Terrifying.
      Reminds me of living in the desert, Uncle had a lot of dogs, I'd hear the dogs go out on hunting parties on their own to hunt coyotes.
      Sleeping to that sound is a strange feeling.
      Not an isolated incident.

    • @SoulSoundMuisc
      @SoulSoundMuisc 3 місяці тому

      @@he478 recorded. Imbecile.

    • @marcuskif
      @marcuskif 3 місяці тому +3

      @SoulSoundMuisce Me living in Arizona but in Phoenix 😮

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard 3 місяці тому +19

    A Wolf looks at a child the same a Californian looks at a grocery store "Free food that's not going to fight back"

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 3 місяці тому +28

    Dankula forgot to mention that dogs can also get you in trouble with your own government for teaching them to salute!

  • @ArrowArchitect
    @ArrowArchitect 3 місяці тому +178

    3:39 really encapsulates Russian architecture. A colorful unique building that looks like it's from a fairy tale, and drab, gray, cement, Soviet-era apartment blocks directly behind it, with some industrial factory and smokestacks on the horizon

    • @yeehaw3792
      @yeehaw3792 3 місяці тому +40

      I hate communism :(

    • @user-oo7uk2tu2d
      @user-oo7uk2tu2d 3 місяці тому +21

      That colourful building is a church

    • @guyr.c.606
      @guyr.c.606 3 місяці тому +12

      That building was a church.

    • @goodtogo2876
      @goodtogo2876 3 місяці тому +13

      Youre completely right but thats also true for all the other ex-sovjet or ex-communist countries, like Romania, Moldova, Ukraine, Hungary etc.
      I love this mixture of architecture, it creates a very unique atomsphere that I love about eastern Europe.

    • @Tranzisto
      @Tranzisto 3 місяці тому +22

      And this situation is probably coming to every single big european city in the foreseeable future, seeing how modern architects refuse to build anything remotely beautiful that would also look harmonious with the surroundings.

  • @Tranzisto
    @Tranzisto 3 місяці тому +30

    That's some poetic irony that the first victim of a hungry wolf occured in a place called "Golodaevschina" - the first part of the word, "golod", literally translates as "hunger".

  • @No0neat
    @No0neat 3 місяці тому +66

    I bet all those wolves were named Princess or Cupcake.

    • @magicjohnsins
      @magicjohnsins 3 місяці тому +11

      "He's more likely to lick you to death"
      "The pronlem is the owner, not the wolf!"

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 3 місяці тому +5

      "Kiss my pibbles, she doesn't bite!"

    • @pillager6190
      @pillager6190 3 місяці тому

      Ok Hagrid

    • @canadablake
      @canadablake 2 місяці тому +1

      And Diesel & Chainsaw. They’re nanny wolves.

    • @interstellarsurfer
      @interstellarsurfer 2 місяці тому

      @@canadablake Diesel and Chainsaw are appropriate names for chihuahuas. Ask me how I know. 😉

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 3 місяці тому +78

    Fun trivia. That village you couldn't pronounce at 7:10, its name translates as basically "Hungertown"

    • @cassandras8797
      @cassandras8797 3 місяці тому +12

      i really expected you were making a joke at first and had to check
      that is absolutely amazing, thank you for sharing

    • @hermeticinstrumentalist6804
      @hermeticinstrumentalist6804 3 місяці тому +4

      Thank you, that makes sense.
      Appreciated.

    • @kiraform
      @kiraform 3 місяці тому

      I know, right? I made a comment above, saying it's like "starving village"!

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kiraform I'd assume maybe it was founded by/named for a Hungarian population?

    • @endlessnoodle3056
      @endlessnoodle3056 3 місяці тому +10

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC nah, "Hungary" is an Anglo word. In Hungarian language they are "Magyar" ("g" pronounced as "d") and in Russian they're "Vengry".
      What's most likely the case is that Russians did, in fact, starve pretty fucking often.

  • @Gurkenpudding
    @Gurkenpudding 3 місяці тому +70

    12:02 Thats where you wrong - It's actually Wolf War II. Wolf War I was at the eastern front of WWI between the German and the Russian Empire. These wolf packs gave them some serious difficulties. So much so that they agreed on a temporarily truce to kill them pesky wolves. Take a look on that, its hillarious.

  • @Rusty1951
    @Rusty1951 3 місяці тому +5

    "We made up cryptids-"
    Dank is gonna be dragged off into the woods by a skinwalker and I'm going to laugh.

  • @Donglator
    @Donglator 3 місяці тому +30

    If I've learned one thing on this earth, it's that nothing, not even a wolf, can withstand the power of "The Choking Hand"

  • @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971
    @igotfriendsinlowplaces2971 3 місяці тому +59

    Wolves just killed my neighbors two Great Pyrenees dogs. They left my livestock alone, I use kangals though. Wolves are still a huge issue for ranchers and farmers here in Montana

    • @syko2164
      @syko2164 3 місяці тому +4

      I just bought a new 30-06, to go along with all my other toys. I'm sure you've got plenty but it's been awhile since i visited Montana.

    • @whall2962
      @whall2962 3 місяці тому

      Still a big problem? No, they are a problem again thanks to reintroduction.

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 3 місяці тому +4

      Damn. Kangals 😮

    • @steffenebener7332
      @steffenebener7332 23 години тому

      They killed what?

  • @celtic1985
    @celtic1985 3 місяці тому +58

    1954 Wolves are finally beaten in Russia. 1954-59 they win the English Football League three years in a row. Coincidence, I think not.

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 3 місяці тому +5

      Funny, I notice the same pattern about golden ages and another pack of predators being chased off...

  • @VGLounge
    @VGLounge 3 місяці тому +17

    8:27 Predators just love kids. It's what all predators do.

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny 3 місяці тому +142

    Here’s a good future Mad Lad. Bob Hoover: American fighter pilot who escaped a Nazi POW camp and stole a Focke-Wulf FW-190 fighter plane and flew to Allied-Liberated Netherlands… plus his post WW2 career is equally crazy and awesome!

    • @tylergooden2183
      @tylergooden2183 3 місяці тому +5

      I still drive a fucke-wulfe

    • @davidpawson7393
      @davidpawson7393 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes please.

    • @jeremygalloway1348
      @jeremygalloway1348 3 місяці тому +4

      Sounds good come on da k get on it. And also...the barefoot bandit...need a mad lady on barefoot

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jeremygalloway1348 ahh The Barefoot Bandit… The Real Life GTA Character.

    • @christianpethukov8155
      @christianpethukov8155 3 місяці тому +2

      And also a renowned aerobatic performer post-war!

  • @LtL4TH4M
    @LtL4TH4M 3 місяці тому +5

    “When two rabid wolves apparently went on a mukbang spree…” says it without a facial change. That shit got me ☠️

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 3 місяці тому +21

    Apparently wolves are still a danger in parts of the former soviet union. Theres an episode of bald and bankrupt from a few years ago where hes in a remote village in ukraine i believe (pre war of course) and a woman warns him not to wander around alone bc of the wolves. Their numbers are movements are pretty well managed here in the u.s. so theyre not much of a threat. Here in northwest Florida we have coyotes but they're pretty skittish. Theyll nab goats, chickens, and very young calfs and probably small kids given the opportunity which is why so many ppl in the country with livestock keep donkeys. Donkeys will curbstomp the shit out of coyotes that enter their domain.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 3 місяці тому

      My grandparents' place, in the Ozarks, had numerous coyote packs in the area. You would occasionally hear them all howling at the moon from various directions. Had to keep an eye out because they would try to snatch calves and small pets which strayed a little too far. And, of course, keep an eye on the kids. The family would regularly thin the packs whenever they were spotted. Some could be rather brazen, occasionally coming near the farmhouse even in daylight.

  • @abracadaverfox
    @abracadaverfox 3 місяці тому +5

    "Golodaevshchina" can be roughly translated as "Land of hunger", which kind of... checks out.

  • @TheTransporter007
    @TheTransporter007 3 місяці тому +29

    When they are well fed, they are quite nice. I have had a couple of run ins with them while hiking/camping in the backwoods. It's when they are starving that things get spectacularly ugly.

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 2 місяці тому

      Yeah well fed wolves that can live in isolation are mostly giant pussies.

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 3 місяці тому +89

    People in the modern era, at least in the west, have largely had the luxury and privilege of forgetting entirely that wolves were the nemesis of our species.

    • @johnnydollar579
      @johnnydollar579 3 місяці тому +10

      Them and bears

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 3 місяці тому +3

      @@johnnydollar579 I haven't heard a whole lot about bears to be fair.
      At least nothing on par with wolves, vis a vis entering settlements and actively hunting humans.
      Although I do recall some outliers. Like that bear in Japan who damn near wiped out a village. That shit was fucking horrifying and heartbreaking to hear

    • @johnnydollar579
      @johnnydollar579 3 місяці тому +2

      @@alexanderrahl7034 It might have been more of a North America thing.

    • @TheNorwayDude995
      @TheNorwayDude995 3 місяці тому +1

      No, wolves avoid people. Its only in extreme cases like this where they attack and start predating on people. Animals and humans will all go crazy when starved.

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 3 місяці тому

      @@TheNorwayDude995 avoid people _now_ you mean. After thousands of Yeats of conflict between our species cemented our place as *the* apex predators of the planet. But in meso/neolithic Europe and elsewhere? No shot, humans had guards to warn of predators

  • @DeadGothicRed
    @DeadGothicRed 3 місяці тому +12

    The irony of Hello Fresh sponsoring this video in particular. I'm sure the wolves said "Hello Fresh" to the unsuspecting children lol

  • @dragonskizi7681
    @dragonskizi7681 3 місяці тому +50

    Should do the “man eaters of tsavo” , guy’s acted like irl slasher villains with plot armor. Also , people incorrectly assume that they ate 37 people, when the study that was done said they ate 37 humans in WEIGHT worth of meat….. and they never finished their meals…and half the workers were strict vegetarian the carbon in their bones associated with omnivore and carnivore meat (like humans) can’t even detect. Means the actual kill count is much… MUCH higher.

    • @allenlindsey1175
      @allenlindsey1175 3 місяці тому +1

      Yea and nobody ever discusses how they almost exclusively feed on people who were not native to the area like it was voodoo or something.
      When most likely a coolie probably tasted much much better then the locals.

    • @mcbamm5683
      @mcbamm5683 3 місяці тому

      @@allenlindsey1175they think the Africans got hit the hardest since they weren’t documented as victims (because 19th century) and the lions probably ate up to 72 people.

  • @PrinceAsmodeus
    @PrinceAsmodeus 3 місяці тому +28

    "Picking mushrooms like good little gnomes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cardboardempire
    @cardboardempire 3 місяці тому +97

    1945 Wolves - No you cannot have my child
    2024 Tranz Wolves - Here, have my child

    • @Zer0fuks
      @Zer0fuks 3 місяці тому +8

      Impossibru! You're implying that they didn't murder their own children in the womb to begin with.

  • @quantemwensday
    @quantemwensday 3 місяці тому +30

    "today's story is not about dogs but instead about woooooovles"
    -countdankula

  • @daniellewillis2767
    @daniellewillis2767 3 місяці тому +22

    Dankula you should cover the Wolf War of 1916-17. Russian front WW1. Wolves have had their environment and food sources disrupted by war....but its OK, because they've gotten used to eating fallen soldiers. Another super pack so disrupted the war on both sides the German and Russian commanders were forced to declare a truce in order to fight the wolves...

  • @blopezperez
    @blopezperez 3 місяці тому +174

    The wolves mostly targeted children. Patron saints of pitbulls everywhere.

    • @whiskeywarlord9425
      @whiskeywarlord9425 3 місяці тому +13

      Pitbulls don't target children 😂😂

    • @65firered
      @65firered 3 місяці тому +11

      Mostly UK pitbulls.

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +7

      😅 pretty much

    • @davidpawson7393
      @davidpawson7393 3 місяці тому +14

      You spelled toxic owner wrong.

    • @humanbeing6719
      @humanbeing6719 3 місяці тому +22

      The comments don't disappoint, exactly what I thought they would be.

  • @GRUBGAMING69
    @GRUBGAMING69 3 місяці тому +4

    Absolute Mad Lads - Toxic Terry
    Absolute Mad Lads - Travis the Chimpanzee

  • @farke
    @farke 3 місяці тому +15

    Not to mention dogs can heil with the best of 'em

  • @katieshantz3517
    @katieshantz3517 3 місяці тому +39

    I grew up in Michigan and I was not pleased when they re-introduced wolves to the EUP. People's pets started going missing and I even saw some wolf tracks at my favorite berry picking spot.

    • @Kalkas53
      @Kalkas53 3 місяці тому +1

      No one likes it when they reintroduce wolves in their area
      They did that in Colorado and just about everyone in the area that got the wolves voted against it
      Only to be out voted by out of touch weirdos in the outside areas

    • @jonath1982
      @jonath1982 3 місяці тому +1

      Real dogs stand a chance.
      The useless ones become snacks.

    • @chad3779
      @chad3779 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@jonath1982describe real. Because decent sized hunting dogs will still get fucked up. Like labs or greyhounds.

    • @chappy0690
      @chappy0690 3 місяці тому +4

      Any dog with a backbone, instead of these pointless things people carry around in handbags! A ridgeback, rottie, boxer, corso, pittie even a bulldog!

    • @katieshantz3517
      @katieshantz3517 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jonath1982 guess I should get a few Irish wolfhounds lol.

  • @TheBestVirginian
    @TheBestVirginian 3 місяці тому +22

    West Virginia had a great wolf purge at the end of the 19th century. A lot of legends and folklore spun out of it. If you've ever read Scary Stories to tell in The Dark, you know a couple

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 3 місяці тому +34

    To be fair to the person who climbed up a tree to get away from the 5 big-ass hungry wolves pulling an 8 year-old away, what could they have done? Get mauled for their trouble? Unless that person had a rifle or something, there's pretty much fuck all you can do to save that child at that point.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 3 місяці тому +6

      Thank you for telling on yourself, stay not having children.

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 3 місяці тому +3

      There were two other kids there.. get the kids up first.

  • @Soul_Biscuit
    @Soul_Biscuit 3 місяці тому +7

    Colorado reintroduced wolves like 2 years ago now… what were all those unarmed liberal hikers thinking? 😂

  • @Groveclearer
    @Groveclearer 3 місяці тому +4

    Had a crazy old Romanian professor who grew up around this time and they used to squad up and take the kids to school on a zipline to avoid wolves. Even as late as the early sixties they were still paranoid the wolves were gonna come back.

  • @EcoSpeeder
    @EcoSpeeder 3 місяці тому +48

    4:39 Sadly the town's 5 cane corso dogs we called into service as well leaving the village unguarded.
    Three of them would have repelled the first attack with extreme prejudice.
    Insuring the matter settled at the front yard.

  • @JJ-wq9og
    @JJ-wq9og 3 місяці тому +11

    I roamed the woods in New Jersey and Pennsylvania as kid, loved it. Definitely won't let my kids do the same here in Florida pythons, wild hogs and gators. The pythons scare me the most with regards to children in the Florida. As an adulthunter hogs scare me the most in the wood, but thats what i go after.

  • @ninjanoodle0944
    @ninjanoodle0944 3 місяці тому +15

    Every time Count says Kirov, I keep thinking of Red Alert.

    • @MarvinT0606
      @MarvinT0606 3 місяці тому +6

      (Keee-rohv reporting!)

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 місяці тому +86

    A village held hostage by wolves? More like bore ragnorak

    • @morgan258
      @morgan258 3 місяці тому +20

      Ahh a fellow cult member, praise be to Jim.

    • @rachaelgames6340
      @rachaelgames6340 3 місяці тому +9

      Praise to be to our Great Leader, Jim!

    • @CrisMind
      @CrisMind 3 місяці тому +3

      Indeed, fellow members

    • @Ryan-tq7oi
      @Ryan-tq7oi 2 місяці тому +1

      Hello, friends of Kevin

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 3 місяці тому +8

    I thought this was gonna be the story of the medieval french city that was literally besieged by a pack of giant dire wolves for years to the point where people literally hid in their homes at night since the wolves kept getting through the wall and eating stragglers

  • @VompoVompatti
    @VompoVompatti 3 місяці тому +6

    In Kirov oblast the "how your parents/grandparents describe their journey to school"-memes must be pretty hardcore and true.

  • @mgtexan4721
    @mgtexan4721 3 місяці тому +16

    I understand everything has to eat. I myself would return the damage done to me & mine by eating what harmed my family. My family comes first. Canine would absolutely be on the menu.

    • @blackfacegaming191
      @blackfacegaming191 3 місяці тому

      If a wolf eats your kids and you eat that wolf, you’re eating your own kids

  • @ottovonbearsmark8876
    @ottovonbearsmark8876 3 місяці тому +9

    A similar thing happened on the Eastern Front of WW1. The Wolf Super Packs would straight up attack small patrols of troops and sentries. It got so back in some places they had to call truces to hunt them.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 місяці тому

      The Russians and Germans made a truce to hunt and kill like 700 wolves at some point in WWI, or at least that's what git reported in some news papers of the time, there was no official paperwork of such a truce, but such a thing was likely never official anyway.

  • @ExcessCongruence
    @ExcessCongruence 3 місяці тому +6

    4 wolves disliked this video

  • @janinecat1865
    @janinecat1865 3 місяці тому +4

    Holy shit, my great-great-aunt was in the region during those events. She was out foraging, a wolf latched onto her leg and she dragged it all the way back to the village where it was killed.

  • @BadMotivator66
    @BadMotivator66 3 місяці тому +2

    I love sitting here like a little baked bean with an orange and a cup of tea for storytime with Daddy Danky

  • @MUJUNKY
    @MUJUNKY 3 місяці тому +7

    It wasn't nearly as bad as described in this video, but several years ago there were some major wolf attacks in Siberia. the Russians used attack helicopters to break up the pack of like six hundred wolves. Having trouble finding the articles but I remember hearing about it sometime between 2014-2016.

  • @GreggsOverEZ
    @GreggsOverEZ 3 місяці тому +4

    "They were delicious." -wolves probably

  • @Noxfumes66
    @Noxfumes66 3 місяці тому +5

    Been watching since your Pug debacle….. glad to see you busting the million mark…. Good on you mate👍

  • @Fire-Fox007
    @Fire-Fox007 3 місяці тому +62

    I recall reading accounts of people dying suddenly in their homes, only to be discovered days later by an unfortunate friend or family member--half-eaten, by their beloved pets. Stories like those, as well as these, serve to remind us that this almost spiritual aspect we like to put upon our favorite furry critters is not the loving, empathetic visage that we oftentimes like to delusion ourselves into believing it is. Our relatively safe, comfortable lives in the modern West have allowed us to forget the realities of nature.

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 3 місяці тому +32

      Im fine as long as they wait til im cold to start, ima be mad if i wake up hungover and missing an ear.

    • @bewawolf19
      @bewawolf19 3 місяці тому +23

      I mean, humans also have eaten humans to avoid starvation. Living beings in general don't like dying, surprisingly not.

    • @theunknownknowsBYvoivod
      @theunknownknowsBYvoivod 3 місяці тому +4

      Not I. I have alligators and sharks.

    • @Fire-Fox007
      @Fire-Fox007 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ThirtytwoJ lol 😆

    • @Fire-Fox007
      @Fire-Fox007 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bewawolf19 The difference being that things outside the human existance typically don't feel remorse or go insane from it, the same way people do when they eat each other. There's also no such thing as a morality issue, which, from a human perspective, goes without saying.

  • @ZRosserMcIntosh
    @ZRosserMcIntosh 3 місяці тому +6

    It’s simple. I see dank, I click. Then I like the video. Usually before the ad beforehand has even finished.

  • @springheeledjackofthegurdi2117
    @springheeledjackofthegurdi2117 3 місяці тому +4

    Remember the SNP released wolves back in to Britain not to long ago, Dank could be warning us

  • @nosietogla7541
    @nosietogla7541 3 місяці тому +3

    "the vilage of... im not saying that" 🤣

  • @averagemamil4523
    @averagemamil4523 3 місяці тому +6

    And they’re seriously considering introducing wolves back into Scotland …

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Місяць тому

      Importing foreign violent animals, what would possibly go wrong?

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 3 місяці тому +9

    I think this video wins the award for best and most honest promotion of a meal kit.

  • @Sepulcore42
    @Sepulcore42 3 місяці тому +9

    There was another one of these in Paris in the 15th century. Courtaud and the Wolves of Paris.

  • @dtaylor10chuckufarle
    @dtaylor10chuckufarle 3 місяці тому +4

    Yes, Dank you are a "big strong boy who needs his nuggies" - God bless you mate!

  • @deadgoon2170
    @deadgoon2170 3 місяці тому +5

    "We do not dispense guns to the populace in Soviet Russia, only bullets."

  • @bustavonnutz
    @bustavonnutz 3 місяці тому +2

    You may ask yourself, "How does a single Wolf carry off a teenage girl?" Eurasian Wolves can exceed 60kg/132lbs while more typical specimens average 41kg/90lbs, combined with a biteforce of over 400PSI, means many will hardly struggle to drag away individuals singlehandedly. I think people seriously underestimate the size of a Wolf.

  • @toxboxdevel6026
    @toxboxdevel6026 3 місяці тому +5

    As a new dad this hits different

  • @OlioH_
    @OlioH_ 3 місяці тому +9

    Time for the spiritual sequel, set in the English countryside, but involving big cats.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому +1

      That was in africa

    • @OtterTreySSArmy
      @OtterTreySSArmy 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@goldenfiberwheat238 hes doing what we in the business like to call "foreshadowing"

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому

      @@OtterTreySSArmy the event he is foreshadowing happened before this

    • @OlioH_
      @OlioH_ 3 місяці тому +1

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 No. No I am not.
      You poor sweet summer child. Word of advice: don't go walking around the English countryside by yourself.

    • @RebelSandGaming
      @RebelSandGaming 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238they're escaped leopards and other big cats in the uk and australia whole stories and legends on it

  • @talliyb
    @talliyb 3 місяці тому +3

    This also happened to Paris back during the Dark Ages. Rokanok Tales has a good video on "The Wolf Siege of Paris" where it was pretty much that, only with a major city.

  • @stewartgill3753
    @stewartgill3753 3 місяці тому +2

    I looked it up for us Americans and 138 cm is 4 feet 6.331 inches in freedom units.

  • @Michael_Nikos
    @Michael_Nikos 3 місяці тому +3

    Future Mad Lad videos: The Man-Eaters of Tsavo and the Champawat Tiger

  • @tiggerthecat1
    @tiggerthecat1 3 місяці тому +4

    This is movie material! I’ll never forget that movie frozen where the wolves turned up! An especially terrifying way to go!

  • @lynninpain
    @lynninpain 3 місяці тому

    "Two wolves went on a mukbang spree" is not a phrase I'd ever expect to hear. 😄

  • @herpderptheshep
    @herpderptheshep 3 місяці тому +5

    the Hello Fresh sponsorship on a video about man-eating wolves is just too much

    • @cassandras8797
      @cassandras8797 3 місяці тому +1

      that's what happens when wolves don't have access to affordable meals from hello fresh!

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 3 місяці тому +6

    Reminds me of the Ghibli Film "Princess Mononoke" if it took place in France.

  • @thepowersout5659
    @thepowersout5659 3 місяці тому +8

    Thank you for your service

  • @goaway3717
    @goaway3717 3 місяці тому +4

    About the advert - that's why pizza delivery was invented, wife does girls night husband does pizza delivery. It's reports and legends like this that led to bounties being put on their pelts in the US which aided in the extinction and near extinction of wolves. Given that some US states are re-introducing wolves I predict this story will repeat in the future. I've seen plenty of coyotes in my city and it's not just the 4 legged predators that caused me to start carrying a firearm but also the 2 legged that carjack people among other vermin sorts of activities.

  • @Troglodyted
    @Troglodyted 3 місяці тому

    -When i was in school, we would walk 100 km, though the snow and fighting wolves.
    -Sure, grandpa!

  • @Gaurd1anange1
    @Gaurd1anange1 3 місяці тому +12

    Love your video's Dankula, I come here for all my random fact and story needs XD

  • @usov656
    @usov656 3 місяці тому +11

    The thing about wolves is that, like dogs, thry're pretty smart, and just like a large dog will not respect you if you show fear to it frequently, wolves will learn to attack humans if they do it succesfuly a few times, and said wolves will then indirectly teach other wolves, because gregarious animals are really good at learning things by mimicking their pack/herd/etc.
    After a few months of attacks with no repercussions, you're gonna get entire packs of wolves that actively hunt humans. This is probably why wolves were hunted to near extinction in some places.
    This also happens with pack of stray dogs. In a town near my home, there was this group of like 5 large hunting dogs who ended up killing one of their handlers after a weird incident, escaped their enclosure, and then rampaged throughout nearby proprierties attacking some workers, killed a pig and loads of chickens. Eventualy a pair of hunters got togheter, tracked them down and shot them.

  • @justins340
    @justins340 3 місяці тому +2

    "Total Wolf Death" is the best band name

  • @chrisivan_yt
    @chrisivan_yt 3 місяці тому +2

    Dank, man, your deliveries never miss! Not even a minute in and I’m already rolling 😂 Cheers 🍻

  • @ob212010
    @ob212010 3 місяці тому +3

    love these story vids, keep em coming count.

  • @jameslynch2110
    @jameslynch2110 3 місяці тому +7

    Wtf you want that adult to do? Fight the wolves like it was Mike Tysons punch out?, kid was already gone

    • @leesimmons5453
      @leesimmons5453 3 місяці тому +3

      Imagine what Dank would do in that situation.

  • @FaolanHart
    @FaolanHart 3 місяці тому +1

    Years ago as a teenager I was able to get right up close to wolves as a Christmas gift.
    I had no idea just how fuckin big they where. I had loved them for a long time, but nothing made me truly appreciate & respect them like sitting right next to one.
    I was afraid of it. But in absolute awe at the same time. One of the best experiences of my life.
    A lot of people romanticise nature. But its brutal as much as it is beautiful.
    I think a lot more people need experiences like that. Let them experience that natural fear response & learn to respect nature, not just glorify it.

  • @georgestanley1998
    @georgestanley1998 3 місяці тому +8

    I’m an autistic, middle aged spiritualist and I don’t like wolves……

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m honestly amazed it took them this freaking long to deal with the wolf problem.🐱

  • @negligiblegear6171
    @negligiblegear6171 3 місяці тому +1

    The village name Golodayevshchina - its root "golod" means "hunger" and "famine".
    You anglos would call it "Starvechestershirecoch" or sth

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 3 місяці тому +2

    The Hollywood celebrity punchline, lmao. Fuckin gold, 🤣

  • @Weed_n_Stuff
    @Weed_n_Stuff 3 місяці тому +3

    You should make a video about the Japanese bear massacre. One bear killed like 7 or 8 people within a 2 day span. It’s a crazy story

  • @christiannye3950
    @christiannye3950 3 місяці тому +2

    Well done. I truly relate to you're sense of, well, all of it!

  • @ExploreTogetherDaily
    @ExploreTogetherDaily 3 місяці тому +1

    coming home after a piss up and this is exactly what I need to get to sleep. God bless you dankula

  • @F_a_V1
    @F_a_V1 3 місяці тому +2

    14:30 tf was she supposed to do? Beat 5 wolves in unarmed combat?