CONSPIRA-POD | Episode 144 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
- Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist family map, while Mal is related to English royalty somehow. Then we discuss how different reactions are to violent tragedies from the past. This leads to a prison TikTok conversation and somehow ends with Beyonce. Should we get into our conspiracy bag? Why not. We discuss alien technology, historical events, Mars, transgender ET, and zombies. Speaking of Zombies, ‘I Am Legend 2’ is in the works. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more
Time Stamps:
00:00 Intro
03:26 DNA Testing Results
14:55 Tragedies From the Past
32:06 Prison TikToks
44:33 Conspiracy Takeover
1:05:57 ‘I Am Legend 2’
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You do not tip for takeout that’s crazy. And you dont tip for gas in NJ or any full service gas station bc you dont have the option to pump it yourself. Those are salaried workers- you are not expected to tip them
Oregon is the same with gas. I tipped the first 3 times when I moved here… then realized that’s not a thing. 😂
Facts.
you should tip at the restaurant imo, most likely it was prepared by someone making like $5/hr every little bit helps esp given our national min wage is at poverty levels. If someone provides you a service, you reward them by tipping, which was D's point. It doesnt have to be a lot. Gas is understandable if they are salaried.
@5:20 Julian said "even your bloodline is undocumented."
Can't believe they missed that one lmao!!!
On gawd, they be missing some gems 🤣🤣🤣
Tipping take out is the wildest shit I’ve ever heard Lmfaooo Damaris just be talking to talk sometimes
Bro it’s insane
I stg she misheard that and when she realized it she just kept going harder and harder smh she sounded wild 😂 then how she tried to express how difficult it is to place your food in a bag and make it professional looking had me rofl I lost it
They try to sneak it in now and days. I'm like nope sorry.
They gotta take her mic away ASAP. Most horrendous takes. She’s prob a great person, but she’s adds zero value to the pod other than to argue her terrible takes
SUPERFACTS. I'll tip on ordered-in deliveries, but NEVER TAKE-OUT.
You know Julian’s friend were all the guys that claim Julian as the “I have a black friend” friend
For sure! 🤣
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Demaris lying like hell… she slept with that man at 16 😂 36:51
cause right b4 that she said they never talked again
Can't wait till she's off the pod
@@bullykingjonah8391 relax 😂😂😂😂
Demaris just solidified my theory that prison life has been romanticized in media within the last five - ten years.
Prison life has been romanticized since the creation of the "stop snitching" campaign
@@danoneamiss2839before that. It's been since forever.
You sleeping under a rock....it shouldn't have taken her for you to realize this....
Of course. This is deliberate. The state requires prisons for various reasons, it’s a mechanism of control and forced labor. America is, at its core, a carceral state. So narratives which “romanticize” or minimize their horror naturally works to bolster the system.
@@markustillman7271 Is that what “solidified” means? 🙃
As a corrections nurse, I just want to let y’all know prison is not it for any amount of money 😂😂😂
But you voluntarily go in every time you go to work 🤷🏿♂️
You fine what’s yo ig
I was yelling at my screen when they were taking about how easy 5 yrs would be lmao
@@TheSidik10 that’s the thing it’s voluntary, and she can go home at the end of the day lol
@@TheSidik10 it’s a big difference between going to work and being sentenced to prison. The rules don’t apply to me so what point were you trying to make?
I can’t wait to watch the documentary for the DC Sniper. The news literally told us to run zig zag. Wild times.
Shit I remember that . I was 12 in montana and I definitely remember that
Wild times!!
some interesting conspiracies. Also nice you giving out the Julian saga for free. That was a hilarious finale.
My dad has the same opinion as Rory. My dad (65 y/o) said he remembers when color TV's got cheap then suddenly a bunch of technology came out rapidly. ..As if someone came and said here's how you do this this and this.
More like global conflict led to the most powerful countries in the world pooling their most brilliant minds & giving them unlimited resources...
Silicon bro. Changed the world
Julian thinks people be casually smashing in prison 😂😂😂
1:08:54 That awkward slience as everyone processed was hilarious af
Yoooo, Julian got the whole pod stuck. He broke the matrix 😂
God-tier content from our Nigerian this episode 🇳🇬
Lmaoooooo hit em with the Draw 4 and skip turn card 😂😂😂
Naaaah Julian got them jokes off lowkey 🤣
10 mins in and I’m already laughing my butt off. Oh you think I’m Creole 😭😭 and Eddin being a white man
I agree with Rors, we have to stop tipping people for simply fulfilling their job responsibilities. In my mind, I am only tipping if you do your job exceptionally well or you have gone above and beyond your job duties, whether it be by initiative or really courtesy alone.
Tipping is only a thing here in America. It's wild that other countries think we nuts for tipping. We gotta up wages
Cuz other countries pay there workers actual money.
Thank you for not cutting that part out! 😂😂😂
Living in VA during the DC Sniper run was crazy af
This episode was a 10/10 🤣
Ayo I like the point Julian was making. The fact that as a species we automatically choose violence when faced with the unknown is really wild.
Plus let’s be fucking serious, if these beings could figure out interstellar/intergalactic travel, and we over here still waiting on Elon to take his ass next door to Mars… We got no chance in a fight tbh. And don’t say shit about nukes cause using those has always been a double edged sword
The chemistry is solid, pod getting better by the episode. Good stuff.
Im soooo glad y'all kept "yellow" 😆😆😆😆 That.was.just top tier! LOL
I remember walking to school durning the DC sniper crazy time in the DMV
That must've been wild.
@@christophermccrea7133 absolutely especially the whole white van/truck conspiracy
Finally caught up to the best POD IN THE FUCKIN WORLD . Ayo Reddit be hating on my guy juilian fr 💀 he cool. I need more Maris in my life tho 🫦
XO
He was funny this pod, not gonna lie lol
Demaris is a 🤡
Nah damaris was hella wrong on the Mac and cheese 😂😂😂
She's racist af.. can't stand her one bit
"Oh you think I'm Creole?" lmaooooo PLEASE
Lmao as a nigga that was in school during the DC sniper
Them boys had us running in zigzag to get water and we had indoor recess for like a month 🤣 smh
Lmao 57:15 so glad you guys went there this episode 🤣🤣
They should have conspiracy segment every pod from culture to the universe at large
Conspiracies use to be ideas back in the days. Today a conspiracy is an unpopular truth. C-Vd Virus being man made and weaponized was an unpopular truth. Unpopular to those at the top of the food chain.
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@@newrorynmal y’all heard about the ball that washed up in Japan yet?
Salute to Rory for having the integrity to drop that UFO and Human being Alien segment. Peace Peace this address will give listeners a broader understanding of the UFOs
ua-cam.com/video/hL9pQMAeyuY/v-deo.html
DC sniper times were wild in the area, I remember we had to get off the school bus one bus at a time and run into the school behind barriers they had put up, only indoor recess, no after school activities etc. I remember how scared people were to stop anywhere. It really impacted like every part of our lives.
Nobody should volunteer to get locked up but they left out the violence factor and being able to protect yourself in prison. I can see Demaris surviving better than any of them 😂😂
Ya'll rock for the spotify bonus content! I've been wanting to hear the part 2!!! 😁
Great pod,the energy was great and seemed like everybody was synced. I never miss a pod,keep up the good work and keep them coming.
A bunch a Edins is fkn hilarious 😢😂😂😂😂😂😂 Julian is actually hilarious
lol...leave them ninja's alone is hilarious....lol exactly
😂😂😂 mal hugging that pillow/thing is crazy 😅😅
Rory right about the tipping imho. The tipping for takeout is kinda wild unless you tipping for McDonald’s too. Delivery and a sit down restaurant is different.
Demaris coming out looking like Yung MA....you missed that?! hahahaha Julien!
I love how a balloon = aliens. How about, it was just a balloon?! All this time building spaceships, when all we had to do is go to party city.. lol
Rory tripping, as a Nork native i show love with the tips. 17:32
This pod is dope! Thx for the funny and friendly convos. I hope you all end up on Bar Stool
The hello kitty keychain 😂😂😂
I haven't seen one of those movies."-Rory
😂🤣💀
This was a good episode
TC interlude was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This gonna be a good one lol
I'm not tipping for an accommodation that I'm forced to use lol I was under the impression in Jersey you weren't even allowed to pump your own gas, The worker has to do it for you lol
I’ve been in Jersey my whole life. I traveled to Florida and sat at the gas station for a good minute before I realized, oh shit I gotta do this myself!! 🤦🏾♀️ I appreciate the gas attendants now…but I still don’t tip!! Lmao
@56:55 Rory went off!! 😂😂😂
School was definitely closed for two weeks in lower Manhattan after 9/11 😂
Definitely a top 10 episode and they filling up.
Supposed to tip the kitchen on takeout. D hustlin back of the house lol
Yo why did mal turn into druski for 5 secs right after rory say any of those movies. 😆 🤣 😂
Rory you’re so off about the Indian and India thing! 🤣🤣🤣
I was a child during the DC sniper and I vividly remember them just telling us to run zig zag and we were allowed outside! There were no protocols 😅
Julian brought up a really good point with the think piece on aliens and violence
Im with Damaris! Im not tryna survive a zombie apocalypse
If you off urself it's a strong possibility you'll end up a zombie🧟♂️🧟♂️
@@brandonvereen6270 dont they have to bite me while im alive??? Imma be gone before it happens 😂😂
DC Sniper had us walking in figure 8s & not in a straight line. It was sick. Moms had me pumping gas & moving around while I was waiting.
Y'all need to bring back sleepers some how Fr. 💯
29:00 bro wtf was that 😂
Is it me or was this pod already posted and then removed for some reason?
First full pod since beginning of 2022 appreciate it guys hopefully next ones 90% similar
Nasty work!🤣👽💖
Now I need to know what book Rory is talking about
Daramis’s back to back wrong takes had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣. First the Mac and Cheese topic, and then the tipping ideology. What type of time she on man 😂😂😂
Can't stand her at all, she needs to get booted from the pod
Julian saying Martha Stewart is blacker than gunna is wild😂😂😂
I get it when people say it's better without a guest ............I'll listen either way but this is hilarious
This episode. Wow! Everyone is so good and they aren't doing it purposely. They just got the "it" factor.
He said Sir Biggs 🤣🤣😂😂 🤴🏿
17:46 this how you know they not from Nj. Tipping?? What in the I’m Just That Rich is this lol I’m rolling with Rory 100% lmao. Same with the pick up.
They kept it 😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😩😩
Ayo! $1400 for two tickets is insane! I better get a bag of that Za-zah with that ticket!
All the stuff Rory said about humans being given the knowledge of how to advance technologically was talked about by Alex Jones in that famous JRE pod.
Eventually AJ will be forgiven for Sandy Hook and ppl will realize the hundreds of things he’s been right about.
The Michael B Jordan slander is wild 😂
Listening to you all review edins ancestry was painful. Like I feel like a genius now for going to public school and still knowing more about history than 4 New Yorkers. 🙃
28:45 😂😂😂😂😂
In Canada Mac and cheese means someone cooked it home made and baked it. We call the kraft one KD. Kraft dinner. Idk how or why that started.
Rory in his alien bag this month>>>
Aliens are tryin to disable our nukes..tryin to save us from ourselves
614 ! I love the buckeyes and the OSU campus 💪🏾
Rory talking knowledge on the alien stuff no cap
You're not supposed to tip takeout lol
Man I love eddin 🤣🤣 I loved since flagrant he’s goofy funny
Demaris was definitely giving it up at 16
Rory don’t speak for jersey 🤣 we tip gas station employees 🤣🤣
Rory you’re underestimating the intelligence of Einstein 🤣 you’re the same man who said it was crazy that Germany “won” the war with automation and their technology after the conflict 😂
I was in History and Math class watching 9/11 happen on tv. Scary times
Yo me too!
I was a teen during the dc sniper and we were scared as shit but continued as normal
Im born and raised in DC...I started my freshman year in college August 2002 in PA...if I didn't...I could've been a victim...that shit was nuts...
Have trouble falling asleep? Listen to this pod.
He couldn’t do 10 mins 😂😂😂
Julian is Wild Bro. telling rory he can seggs w/ the prison guards knowing damn well all the guards are men is CRAZY!! LMAO
Rory and the aliens 😭
I’m with Rory. I’m not tipping for take out
As someone not from America I didn't understand the tipping conversation at all. When did it become mandatory in the US?
We couldnt even unit in the fight against COVID... the aliens would mop the floor with us
When you can’t find logical reasoning, add alien technology to the equation😂😂. Work so hard the future thinks aliens did it lol.
"He's a rat". 🤣🤣
if Rory ain’t coming with the Flat Earth theories, ain’t no Conspira-Pod.. you ain’t slick Rory!!
Demaris! Michael B Jordan was the best part of Black Panther, tf you sayin?! lol
I lived in Montgomery county during the time of the sniper. I went to Blair high school and he taking showers at the ymca right behind the school. Shit was wild. They definitely had us going to school smh
Anyone know what alien book Rory was referring to?