How to Dark Souls 2
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2020
- meme is dead .
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Music used :
Final Fantasy X - This is Your Story
Stardust Crusaders - Fool Rampage
Fable II - Old Town
Battle Tendency - Day Job
Digimon World - Monochrome Shop
Diamond Is Unbreakable - Yoshikage Kiras Theme
SMT III Nocturne - Common Battle (The Depth's of Amala)
The King of Fighters XIV - Survivors Under The Sky
Final Fantasy X - Battle Theme
Devil May Cry 2- Evil Tower(Nefasturris)
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance - Red Sun
Naruto - The Raising Fighting Spirit
Shin Megami Tensei IV - Battle B2
Dark Souls II - Main Menu Theme - Ігри
![The Dumb Guide to Forest of Fallen Giants [Dark Souls 2 SotFS]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bmKqUSGOJ4w/mqdefault.jpg)
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THIS GRIND WAS DESIGNED
WITH GANKS THE WHOLE TIME
ALL. YOUR. SOULS.
SOUL MEMORY'S A TERRIBLE THING
WATCH IT TIER UP AS THE HAVELYNS SWING
WATCH THE LAGSTAB AT THE END OF YOUR PLAY
DARK FOG TICKS LIFE AWAY
IT'S. SO. UNFAIR.
SUPPOSED TO BURN THE MILL?
MYTHA'S EASY BUT THE POISON KILLS
TRYING TO STAY ALIVE, THIS FOR FUCKING REAL?
I WASTED MY GEMS JUST TO
WATCH. HER. HEAL.
I TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME BLIND
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, I HAD TO USE A GUIDE
EARTHEN PEAK TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE
A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN I
TRIED. SO. HARD.
AND GOT SO FAR
AND THE CURSE, BEAR SEEK SEEK LEST
THE WORST DARK SOULS
TRY TONGUE BUT HOLE
AND THE CURSE, BEAR SEEK SEEK LEST
This comment is poetic but also dumb at the same time.
Also git gud scrub lol
😂😂😂
im fucking crying laughing holy shit
I keked out loud
Not for casuals
brazillian memes all over the shop
Cavalo '-'
"Me dá cocaína...."
ai caraio
*i gonna buy all of your stock*
Cavalo
"Fine work, skeleton"
Alucard fucking king crimson
What a terrifying scene
don't give up skeleton
Listen carefully skeleton
Francisco Ruiz is that a reference to a band
Keep moving! Skeleton
1:50 "CAVALO"
Awaken, my consagrados!
I am here, my lord
we are here
Estou aqui!!!!!!
i'm here ma lord
Gringos have no power here, caralho!
5:48 " *I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, AND ANIME ON MY SIDE* "
Yoo this deservs so much more likes
*"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"*
Ok that's a great comment xD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dark Souls 2 really is the Brazil of the franchise.
HEHE BOI... Its really funny, and sad at the same time.
And as a Brazilian myself it doubles the funny and the sadness...
Fuck you
The gutter provides you with the perfect favela™ experience
CAVALO
Brazil is the Dark Souls 2 of the real world
It starts with Majula
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this build
To explain in due time
All I know
Souls is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the twinblade swings
Watch it count down to the end of the game
The souls ticks memory away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the build go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even roll
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
YES ENDED
Goddamnit marry me you SOB
Just take my like bro just take it
STOP
Holy shit that's amazing
2:52
These bosses don't even know how to properly react to your guy's shenanigans
THE ALMIGHTY GUY WITHOUT A... IS HERE, PRAISE THE SUN
Praise the sun my comrades
Nah, she's just stupid
Why do i found you everywhere i go? Lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING
2:52 I felt it, oh elden ring
Are ya feeling it now, Mr Krause?
@@godisdead4416 definetly
Oh man, The fucking "CAVALO" KKKKK, MORRI
Eu não esperavakkkkkkkk
'' E a cocaina? ''
Kkkkkkkkk
*C A V A L O*
é preciso cavalo e então cavalo
Takeh: Finally, the "ds2 when?" meme is ded.
Distorted brazilian noises nearing his discord: C A V A L O
Takeh: CLOSE THE GATES AND EN GARDE BROTHERS.
Ok Masc
🐎
BRASIL CARAI
C A V A L O
Brazilian invasion, yesssssssss, Only accept our presence mere mortals.
3:22 that’s it, I’m subscribing
1:51 when the skyrim guard knows you stole something.
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence.
A good one sir
this might genuinely be one of the best Dark Souls videos ever released, it made me feel smart and special because I understood all the references
i appreciate the words. Ty
The only one thing that makes you atleast feel that way
@@Takeh07 why you even skip ds2.
@@Takeh07 when is how to dark souls 2?
I don't even care, wearing the mirror armor with the shield made this game so damn good to me. I had a blast with SotFS
Sotfs is just so much better then the basic version of ds2.
@@PrimalFurry2 my first taste of Dark Souls was the original DS2 back in high school. I really enjoyed it back then, so when Scholar came out I was overjoyed. And it fixed so much that was wrong with the original :)
@@RickFoxChicken same here lol
@@RickFoxChicken gotta admit the Heide knights being added in Heide and got hostile after Dragon rider scared the shit out of me. So what I did before killing Dragon rider was getting rid of all their lives so they wouldn't bother me after Dragon rider was killed.
@@Memesus9856 oh my god so scary. You're like oh ok they're not killing me thank you dark souls and then they start rushing you lmao got my ass so good
Esse cara é um gênio, ele de alguma forma consegue fazer conteúdo pra brasileiro, português, americano, canadense, e pra poha toda ao mesmo tempo
ISSO SIM QUE É UM CONTEÚDO BOM
Pprt kkkkk
5:38 Thank you for that one
Now all you need to play is Demon's Souls.
Yes
Better wait for the remake than trying with the emulator, me thinks.
@@chanchoqatari3328 The emulator version actually runs pretty great. You can even get online gameplay with the private server. Though it doesn't matter to me which version Takeh plays, I'll be hyped either way.
The bane of like 80% of FromSoft gamers... I have played every Soulsbourne game except Demon Souls because it's a PS3 exclusive
Como saber se o jogador é br:
"CAVALO"
CAVALO
Não desista, esqueleto!
Ele é de Portugal kkkkk
Ele n é BR mano vaza krl
@@foquitajeej2399 bora caca ele
6:50 "Great Sovereign, take your throne."
Takeh: O-KAY! 😎
01:46 *"HORSE".*
Its, CAVAAALO!
3:20 I DIDNT EXPECT THAT
i laughted so hard at this part
"Are u br?"
'Não, foda-se"
Que azia, muito bom hahahaha
Finalmente um chat que eu posso falar inglês errado e mandar tomar no cu quem me corrigir.
BOM PRA CARALHO
Nunca achei que ia encontrar outros Br nesse canal kkkkkkk
@@Erebus240 como assim, br? 🤔🤔🤔
Os Br domina tudo aqui foda-se kkk
5:55
"MOST UNLUCKY FOR YOU"
"Roy of Pherae" was just sitting on the boss while someone else did everything. That was so f accurate, best cosplay ever.
Look, we can't all be Percivals :(
@@ncrveteranranger3559 AT LEAST BE ALANS
@@derpi3438 What’s wrong with Marcus?
@@monkeman5895 nothing at all tbh, I just used Alan and Percy the most for my playthrough.
5:02 I like how the sir allone boss dies
You can only get that if you don't take a single hit btw
@@yoshimallow damn
Wait he dies because he cant hit you?
@@bluesoldier6645 He has a different death animations, the one in the video, if you defeat him without taking a single hit
3:23 *sighhhh*... It's been a while
thankyoukindsir
Anyone got sauce on that vid? ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
@@protonjones54 dick souls(dark souls parody) that's the name
@@protonjones54 chell bunny i think is how you spell it
@@odo208 i almost died after laughing so much lol
3:20 "Thank you kind traveler" excuse while I die laughing
1:06 I can't stop laughing bro it's too much
Anyone know what the name of that guy is?
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 badlandschugs
1:46 "CAVALO" i am in love with this kk
Brasil friend... Brasil
seriously what does it mean
@@aboodyabdulqadir5487 It means horse
@@aboodyabdulqadir5487 but the guy spocked with a strange voice
@@lucastosta1642 lmao i searched fot the word in youtube and was like wtf
5:56 I love the impact of that throw, Imaging it hurts, but funny at the same time.
4:44
"GO, BIG SON!"
"AH, FUCK"
1:51 When your friend sees your dex build.
1:51 I was trying to maintain my composure but this meme broke me. Well done 👍
LEMEE TELL YOU SOMETHIN!
Walk like an Egyptian
WTF IS DIS!?!?!? 3:20
Nevermind...i don't wanna know.
i bursted out laughing , the first time i saw that walking animation
For me the breaking point was 5:59
Não tava esperando esse "CAVALO" KKKKK
ent KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nem a intro de Ronaldinho Soccer
mto menos eu sauhdyahujiok
Também n man ksksksks
DS2 is still my favourite one in the series for some reason (not counting DeS). I know a lot of people dont like it. But the mood of the game is so depressing and at the same time cozy. And fighting/pvp is so deep. I wish theyd make sequel to the second game.
Ds3 gives depression
Not this one
Ds2 2
we're getting higher levels of final fantasy here
I agree best souls game to me
I never got the mood of depression. I just got the mood of anger from broken hitboxes.
3:23 Send me the Ornifex sauce, rn.
You still need it lol
@@TheUltrabladermaster I need it if u have it pls
( ･ิω･ิ)
@@m7mdb316 true
Bruh it's the "nerf this" video. Very famously edited with the most moist flatulence
1:06 I have never snorted so hard that it hurts to breathe
Me too is so good
this is so accurate lmaoo
yep, lost it at this point too
Anyone know who the guy is?
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 Badlands Chugs
3:20 I seriously cant stop laughing
What's sad is I know the mhmm censored vid it's on the phub
69
@@Jane-vw3wp i need the name for a friend lmao
@@idk______________ type in dark souls in the phub you'll find it
@idk did you find it?
i love these vids of yours because not only do you make memes out of the funny and badass moments you have, but you also make memes of the times you get folded. its a nice change to see compared to other vids i see regarding dark souls.
I love this game so much. Its my personal favorite out of the fromsoft collection.
LMAO, Bruh this "CAVALO" broke me kkkk
Mt bom mano, mt bom
MT KKKKKK
I waited 3 years...for this? I LOVE IT.
Bruh, the dropkick on the AFK player with those sounds and everything made my whole day😂 Thank you, Subbed
2000 HOURS ON THIS WRETCHED GAME AND I NEVER KNEW U COULD CUT NAJKAS TAIL 0_0
You could tell he sprinted over to Benhart and was low on stamina when he talked to him because of the heavy breathing animation. Good work B-Team, I miss you.
4:47 ''Quer cocaína?'' KKKKKKKKKKKK Tu é foda carakkkk
3:30 i hate that i know that exact video
You got the sauce?
@@hecc7906 just look up ornifex rule 34
@@elperronimo thanks man
Exactly same here hahah.. oh god
Hahahhahah so funny btw your editing skills are wild
My day is blessed and shiny, the crops are watered, my dinner tastes amazing, my pets are healthy. Such a blessing
Now do "How to Bloodborne 2"
if only ...
5:56 thank you dark souls 2
You've inspired me to start playing DS2 again. I'm scared but also dedicated
this is amazing. your editing style kind of reminds me of ymfah
good job
Last time I was this early the world was still shrouded by fog
2:50 she's also been waiting for Elden Ring
but Elden Ring is a social experiment
Indeed
January 1st 2022 : )
no. no more...
This channel is funny asf and underrated lmfao. You should how to every video game
Solo este caballero logro hacer que la entrada y pelea contra un jefe que ya D era epico sea AUN MAS JODIDAMENTE EPICO
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Yessssirrrrrr
7:15 não foda-se kkkkkkkkkk
@@nhacare6027 vdd kkkkkk
você é Brasileiro?
you're brazilian?
@@arthuralves953 yes xaramutii
That pvp drop kick off the edge was amazing
4:01
the amount of brazilian memes and the editing
i have never laughed this hard at a DS2 video
0:45 Childhood resurfacing when hearing to this OST.
Here's the reason to order fine cheesy pizza with a mountain dew, thank you.
BIG BOSS I thought u died
Jotaro Pucci told me you died too.
Big Boss That was my clone
i just played DS2 recently.. 30 hours in 3 days.. and this just uploaded.. me so happy very much..
Dude...same time as mine
1:40 VENGEANCE
0:04 - The voice that goes "mehh" is from a video called "Scouser pat"; a scouse version of Postman Pat. Haven't seen that video in about 10 years yet still recognise a 1 second voice sample from it🗿
I Lost everything when I hear the word "CAVALO"
br?
@@kenji7240 Yes it's a br joke my bro
Bruh, that "CAVALO" is sooo good LMAO
Max fashion soul level, props dude. That's an awesome build
Also that Najka fight was wild, no idea you could do that
The Digimon world shop music with triceramon at 0:45 thanks, i have so many Memories about that period. :)
3:48 More like... HAHAHA RONALDINO SOKZAR! (SOCCER)
1:45 C A V A L O
0:16 instant old fable 2 feelings
4:38 dois memes br's um atras do outro
*RESPECT+++*
Even though I just clicked on your video by accident your channel must be underrated I fucking love your channel already
1:46 *CAVALO*
Carai, portuga, tu é muito bom nos memes.
CAVALO diretamente vindo do Brasil
Obrigado Takeh, muito fixe.
Never have I seen the spore sea monster been used like that, thank you XD
The mix of Brazil memes make it perfect, keep the great work my friend
CAVALO
As a Brazilian seeing this, love the memes of the Brazil, Nice vídeo bro
I got so pissed at the Persuer that I learned how to perfectly parry all of his attacks backwards.
The editing on this video is top notch
Takeh, o homem que gosta do sofrimento e agonia de outros seres, colocando memes brasileiros, apenas para ver as pobres almas "takeh! Você é brasileiro!!!" Assim, sem nunca receber uma resposta...
Essa é minha teoria
também acho que é
Ele é português
@@IIKafka faria sentido
@@xeno6338 eu to afirmando kkkk, tem um vídeo que mostra que ele é português mano
@@IIKafka então FAZ sentido
Me: understands a foreign meme
Also me: this does put a smile on my face
best takeh vid
The magikarpusedfly reference puts a smile on my face. 10/10 video
Kaiba out here looking like the Witch-King of Angmar
3:30 it brings me great pain to know this video
and could you tell me? just for the sake of wisdom, of course ...
Bruh you can’t say that without sharing
Imma need that piece for “research”, my boy.
What is it? Asking for a friend...
Search her name followed by rule 34 my friends, start your journey there
“Oh look, a Takeh upload!” *BATTLE B2 INTENSIFIES*
"Quer cocaina?"
"No"
Eu suspeito que um br invadiu o canal desse cara ae
Um? Kkk, os Br domina
So now we got this out of the way, I’m excited for some how to devil may cry
1:05 oh my god xD
I love the Nocturne music in this video
I lived all my life to see brazilian memes being used on International Vids, thanks God
(btw, nice content)
How to Devil May Cry 2
;-)
FUCK NO!
@@Takeh07 >:-(
2:08 That's nocturne music. You cultured man.
This was top tier editing. 10/10
Whenever I hear digimon music I go ballistic, that monochromon shop theme from DW1 woke me the hell up
*kiln closes*
*Takeh moaning inside*
"Oh Elden Ring..."
"CAVAAAAALO" thanks for the Brazilian meme, i love you bro
1:56 Imagine having a witch king of Angmar cosplay
0:23 holy shit that is perfect. thanks for the laugh