@@elliottdavies3528 Hammond had a series called "Richard Hammond's Big" Where we actually was a presenter, Clarkson did a lot of episodes alone on top gear where we acted as a presenter aswell.
Why the BBC cant understand the show was never about cars, it never was and it never will be, we watched this every week because of them, or I at least did, replacing them with thre other idiots who dont have this kind of bond is just dumb
@@tylermacdonald1227 "Constable" is a kind of police officer. The woman probably got in trouble and the policeman suggested if she has sex with him he would let her go.
Omg, the gay panic in Hammonds eyes when James tells him he enjoyed spending the day with him and how nice it is to take someone out on a nice dinner. Looks like he's asking himself: "fellas, is it gay to eat a nice dinner with your cohost?" Lmao
They play him up like he's the limp wristed one of three, but I'm pretty sure James May could easily beat the shit out of Clarkson and Hammond if he had to.
Driving around on the North Pole Jeremy: You got any ice? James: ....*takes off sunglasses and stares at the landscape*....... That's a stupid question isn't it? Yes... Yes it is
May telling Hammond "Bad luck" at the north pole always gets me. I mean they've been travelling for days, apart from each other the entire time, probably hardly talking to one another over the radio, isolated, in the artic....and that's all Hammond gets for human interaction lmao
@@jls5020 he didn't expect those words when he heard that. Awkward moment. 😂 hahahahahahah! Imagine your male friend saying that to you and you are a guy yourself.
So he knows about cars, driving, cooking, playing instruments, making jokes, taking a joke, funny dancing... How come no one ever brings up the fact he's multitalented?
They are perfectly balanced. Clarkson is flamboyant, Hammond is happy, and May is... May. He's that friend who doesn't speak very much, but when he does he puts out the right word or the finest joke. There's no Top Gear without any of them. And they know it. About him playing recorder and toy keyboard: he studied music at Lancaster University, specifically piano and flute. Also, if you watch some reactions by Clarkson to his jokes (like "object the beige"), you can tell that he has also some improvisation skills. Jezza was sincerely laughing there.
Can you tell I had a budget of zero making this?
The absolute pure joy in Jeremy's face when James pulled out the white wine is so wholesome
Nyoooooo
The face man, that is the child inside
Like a kid getting a Christmas present
clarkson knows how amorous james may gets with half a bottle of white wine
edit: 8:33 lol
@@joebennett9422
Jaaaaammmeesss
James is the only presenter that doesn’t act like a presenter
Yes :) Hello Craig
I'm pretty sure none of the 3 act like actual presenters.
@@elliottdavies3528 Hammond had a series called "Richard Hammond's Big" Where we actually was a presenter, Clarkson did a lot of episodes alone on top gear where we acted as a presenter aswell.
@@qkyouko I'm talking about on Top Gear and Grand Tour.
James is the only man who can completely change his appearance in 30 minutes.
“I object to the beige” was the most high energy sentence ever said on television
Max kennedy I would describe may as chaotic beige
i don't like beige either. lol
That line always makes me laugh😂😂
No it's definitely *BOMB ITT*
@@kedarraman6690 oooh good point,
B O M B I T was James May genuinely angry, but this was said calmly, its a close one
Honestly, James May is the most talented and most interesting of all. He might sound boring but hes actually very wise
Yes, especially when he was drying his pants in his mates microwave, wise indeed lol
Love his other shows. Toy Stories particulalry. Even The Reassembler - which should be deadly dull but somehow....just...isn't.
@@ali._.hallani well, as long as they don't include any metal
James isn’t boring to me I find him very interesting
F DA outside
“I warned you. Now you’re gonna get macheted to death”😂 my absolute favourite damn line ever.
lol he really sticks it in his face there too 11:00
The moment you realize that you became an adult is when you start preferring James above Jeremy.
Jeremy is more like an comedian
I'll be honest you're right
I liked Jeremy a lot before but now I like James more
I love all 3.
The sum is greater than the parts.
@@sugarnads Well yes, together they are the best
"James swallows a goose" that one killed me😂
Why the BBC cant understand the show was never about cars, it never was and it never will be, we watched this every week because of them, or I at least did, replacing them with thre other idiots who dont have this kind of bond is just dumb
totally agree. their banter, jokes and relationship really made the show the best !
Me too... They replaced them with unfunny hosts which made it morose. I haven't seen the new top gear. I just keep watching the old episode
@@udaankhatola88 same
@@udaankhatola88 Chris harris is good and i'm starting to get used to the others as well
@@thing. it’s shit honestly
I reckon in the first clip is the moment Jeremy and Richard thought to themselves 'us three are going to make a great team'.
Hammond: "Alright..."
May: "...Constable, but be gentle, she said"
Why did I not know this existed
What does it mean
@@tylermacdonald1227 let's say she ges off scott free
@@tylermacdonald1227 "Constable" is a kind of police officer. The woman probably got in trouble and the policeman suggested if she has sex with him he would let her go.
Which episode is this
@@mbbsjourney8118 I’m not sure if it was in a full episode, it was them reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
People usually dont believe this, but Slow actually is a straight out gangster.
yeah 'quietly and brutally savage' would also be a good desc of him
aloofMiller Straight up gangster, yo!
definitely. Like when he said "you disappoint me Ramsay" That was gangster af!!
Omg, the gay panic in Hammonds eyes when James tells him he enjoyed spending the day with him and how nice it is to take someone out on a nice dinner. Looks like he's asking himself: "fellas, is it gay to eat a nice dinner with your cohost?" Lmao
it is quite amusing
"I was perfectly fucking straight with you about this, you're now going to get macheted to death"
Warms ya heart don't it, the chemistry
James May laughing at Clarkson’s tower block is one of the greatest bits of television ever made!
They play him up like he's the limp wristed one of three, but I'm pretty sure James May could easily beat the shit out of Clarkson and Hammond if he had to.
I feel like he's mean with a pipe wrench.
That's why he's so composed and dignified: discipline. He is a tempered blade.
arbitterm Someone told me once that a true badass never has to tell you how bad they are. James is a true badass.
he's like james bond
think about it - why would anybody routinely wear paisley unless they knew they could back it up?
Driving around on the North Pole
Jeremy: You got any ice?
James: ....*takes off sunglasses and stares at the landscape*.......
That's a stupid question isn't it?
Yes... Yes it is
Bilal Khalid gee thanks for ruining the humor of the moment with facts we already know 🤔
@Bilal Khalid yeah you can have good intentions ans still act like an ass
@Bilal Khalid I'm pretty sure nothing would happen if you put it in alcohol
the temperature is already -69 you dont need to put ice in it
this was the funniest James may compilations ive ever saw
Grammar 100
@@scarstewart175 i was half asleep when i saw the video lmao
@@smoggysky Excuses, excuses
James May is hilarious. Who wouldn't want to have a beer with him..
The legends say, that Ugandan valley is still echoing the word...
CLARKSOOOOON!
The bellow of a wild animal indeed
I never realized the sheer amount of pure unfiltered chaotic energy James has.
James May is chaotic neutral, fight me.
“james does a humour”
I loved that. It's exactly something what Jeremy would say
I just think it's pretty funny that James May is the closest to being a working class lad out of the three of them.
8:06
If I had to pay for OnlyFans, then I would prefer just to watch James play the flute.
It's a recorder
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
James May: Hello
You have to start with hello 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:08 I’m going to tell my kids that this was Kurt Cobain
@Alfie Martin smells like teen spirit
In the arctic special, he did point a shot gun at his own head, so it works.
funny thing is if kurt cobain lived old enough hed probably look like may now.
May is acually brainier than Kurt Cobains roof!
@@hypnotised-clover too soon
May telling Hammond "Bad luck" at the north pole always gets me. I mean they've been travelling for days, apart from each other the entire time, probably hardly talking to one another over the radio, isolated, in the artic....and that's all Hammond gets for human interaction lmao
4:44 how on earth did you manage to cut out the best part when James asked 'well what did they do, buy you a Golf?'
I personally think that Vietnam special, where James rescued Darcy from sinking in the sea was probably his best moment ever.
I love how u pointed out james did a donut on tv before the grand tour
The fact this channel has one video and it's entirely dedicated to James's May makes this even better
8:35 - 8:43 haaaahahahahhahah! Can't stop laughing at that. Even more so at Hammond's facial expression.
You can see that he is getting sick😂
@@jls5020 he didn't expect those words when he heard that. Awkward moment. 😂 hahahahahahah! Imagine your male friend saying that to you and you are a guy yourself.
@@pajtim9079 what's wrong with that, I tell my make friends things like this all the time
actually its kinda sad
James by far has the funniest vocabulary I've ever heard when he's upset. "Biggest load of limp-wristed twaddle I've ever seen"
2:39 Fastest I've ever seen James move.
This is like when you start liking Squidward more than Spongebob and Patrick
'Quintessentially James' is how I'd call this video.
Thank you, Nazi anime.
Which episode is that?
The setting for that doughnut is flaming EPIC.
'I object to the beige'
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿🇦🇺
James laughing at Jeremy's car is pure gold
10:34 I have this as my alarm. I never sleep through the alarm.😁
it sinks my heart when i hear ''and on that note GOODBYE''
8:36 OMG, Richard's face 😂😂
Gay panic
Who else died at the "James swallows a goose" joke?
2:29 probably the funniest moment 😂😂😂
10:22 such a boss, he doesn't even flinch
Apti Newim When James roars “CLARKSON !!” 🤣🤣🤣
Man, with the banter alone, you can tell these guys are true buddies
You’ve given me the baby now get in the back. Classic.
I have to say I enjoyed this video that I've watched today. It's not often that I get to watch quality videos like this.
“Constable she said but be gentle” had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
8:37 listen to what james say, but with ur eyes closed
James is definitely my favourite and the coolest of the three.
Great news! A James May compilation exists!
A surprisingly good recorder player
James May playing nirvana is somthing I never realized I’ve needed
how can anyone not love James? hes the best. I love him
She's essentially saying "you've given me the baby, now get in the back....
No"
everyone gangsta til james pulls up w the machete
what a load of limp wristed twaddle
The quality makes it 1000000 times better
The quarter second between "You've given me the baby now get in the back" and Jeremy's audible reaction might be the funniest TV moment
The first clip was James before he blossomed into his true self
The man is simultaneously the most subdued and hilarious presenter of the show.
Great compilation. James is so funny.
the opening clip is so good. he nailed that little roast 1000%
10/10 always love a james may copilation
'cock, I've just remembered the Australians'
“‘Alright constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’” killed
Just what i needed today, thanks :)
2:48 That genuine cracking up of Hammond here plus the cheeky smirk of May killed me
That outro is more heartwarming than it really should be.
"James May swallowing a goose" is literally the best way to describe his laugh. Well done
"..there you go,there´s Nirvana!" then dismiss guitar.
Lol
He said that AFTER he played Nirvana song
When he drove the f430 roadster;
"I can drive fast, I just choose not to"
When those words resonate with you only then are you an adult
I have been watching the old gear from beginning and just wish they could go on just like this...
2:35 butterflies and rainbows
2:39 utter pain and sadness
I love how in the first clip as soon as May mentions hair product, Richard stops touching his hair
So he knows about cars, driving, cooking, playing instruments, making jokes, taking a joke, funny dancing...
How come no one ever brings up the fact he's multitalented?
1:47 "It's like driving on... Superglue"
They are perfectly balanced. Clarkson is flamboyant, Hammond is happy, and May is... May. He's that friend who doesn't speak very much, but when he does he puts out the right word or the finest joke. There's no Top Gear without any of them. And they know it.
About him playing recorder and toy keyboard: he studied music at Lancaster University, specifically piano and flute.
Also, if you watch some reactions by Clarkson to his jokes (like "object the beige"), you can tell that he has also some improvisation skills. Jezza was sincerely laughing there.
James may is my spirit animal
James is one of the only people I know who perfectly embody the thought you make when you hear the name “James”
i agree :)
i love this man
James is multi-talented. I'd watch him for my lifetime
A video I never knew I needed in my life
Thank you so much🙏🙏
3:43 i think Clarkson broke.
James sounds like he should be the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine.
Ringo is better.
8:39 I actually feel sorry for him he’s such a lovely man 😂😭
5:00 that is the best feeling ever when you laugh with your friends so much you almost suffocate :'-D
The closest I’ve come to killing Jeremy Clarkson...
*sips wine*
Lol no idea why that was so funny
James doesn't jump when the explosion happens, he just gets angry.
The Queen made the hamster uncomfortable at dinner.
My guy! He's brilliant
One of the greatest chap ever!
Theres been a time when I've preferred all 3 of them
Does anybody know the episode where he was drying his pants in his friend's microwave?
I love all three of them, but James is my favorite. This is 11:35 of reasons why!
I think James is the only person on earth who can play the recorder that cleanly and not sound like dog shit, I’m truly amazed
Jeremy: *_Literally driving on one of the two polar ice caps_*
Also Jeremy: "hAvE yOu GoT aNy IcE?"
Thank you for this
I never knew he played instruments that well
I quite enjoyed it thank you
Beige is the best insult Jeremy has ever said