You don't want to go for a Purple Heart, Woolie. It's a Medal of Honor that people tend to end up getting when they get deep in the shit and come out alive on the other side while helping your fellow soldiers. The Purple Heart is awarded when you get in the shit and the shit makes you pay for it.
Reasons Haitians make best antagonist is because we have nothing to lose since mother nature likes to take a shit on top of us every so often Plus Voodoo being super mysterious to everyone and our accent makes us even more badass
I played Mafia 2. And it had Playboy pin ups as well. Full frontal nudity. Oh boy, when I played that game in like 2012, lil ol' teenage me was quite excited.
Lincoln's nicknames are all based on Kaiju movies. Even the ones that didn't come out. Some include King Ghidora, Mothra, King Caesar, Biollante, of course Gamera, and Rodan.
Matt and Woolie's lack of knowledge of 1960' crime in America is sweet and naive. cop just needs to see the nap of his hair and copper of his skin and it's a crime
The story was pretty great, the gameplay was just repetitive and your choices of giving territories was so fucking trivial and not needed, and when i played it there was literally never a cutscenes without some small graphical glitch.
shit, i haven't seen one of your hot-take videos in a while- your normal LPs are really funny and i love watching you guys, but damn, i was laughing so hard during this.
Does Woolie even know the qualifications for a Purple Heart? It is totally NOT a medal you WANT to receive. I mean the big ones are of course The Medal of Honor (wear that and even the President has to Salute you), The Defense Distinguished Service Medal (or its newer complimentary medal, the Homeland Security Distinguished Service Medal), The Silver Star (which oddly enough is a big gold star with a tiny silver one inside it, there is no Gold Star medal because it sounds like something you'd award to a 10 year old for not pissing himself all day), and maybe the Legion of Merit (looks way fucking cooler than most of the other medals in this category, except maybe the Medal of Honor). Oh and the qualification for the Purple Heart just in case someone didn't know *cough Woolie *cough* is: "wounded or killed while serving under the competent authority in any capacity with one of the US Armed Services". And yes an animal can be given the award (Sergeant Reckless a warhorse from the Korean War was awarded one).
Mafia III! Pre-order now and receive a free shipment of Hush puppies with a side of any kind of shrimp you want! Fried Shrimp, Grilled Shrimp, Butterfly Shrimp, Shrimp on the Barby, Liam...
I hate that 2k gave you guys this game, cause I can tell Woolie wanted to say some shit when the frame rate plummeted @7:55. And at @19:45 with the rain of fire haha. I feel like a lot of the best commentary was cut off because it would make 2k look bad. I'd really want to see an unedited version of this no lie. and thumbs up for the mobile suit gundam reference.
Man do they nail the style and atmosphere of those cutscenes, jesus. Recently beat the game and I won't lie, it's a pretty enjoyable experience. Just wish there were more cutscenes because man.. They're great.
You guys should totally come down to NOLA. Got Mechacon ever summer. Loads of great food. Also, beignets. Y'all gotta come get some of these beignets there, baw! Whoa. Pardon. I let some of that southern drawl come through my fingertips.
"The Lariat Tubman"
Not even five minutes and I'm dead
Just like old times, let's do some Crymes
Thuggery is afoot tonight.
*_Thug Dizzle_*
let us commit some unsavory deeds of the illegal category fellow highwayman!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap=D4C
the best intro, on the channel
better than Spookycuffs? No way..
Richter The D The hypes intro on UA-cam.
Richter The D Cryme Tyme tricked me into listening to that song. It was not as hype as this intro makes it seem.
Better than JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Eyes of Heaven? Fuck outta here
I don't know, that Punisher opening was pretty sick. But yeah totally one of the greats.
"Find Baka."
Times gotta be tough for the Family if there's a need to hire tsunderes for contract killings.
Dr Rainbows the Unicorn "It's... It's not like I wanted to kill you or anything. Baka!"
Gustobel Mafia 3: Sugoi Hyper Fun DLC MAX!! confirmed for 2017 release.
_Nothin' personal, senpai_
*Blows head off*
You don't want to go for a Purple Heart, Woolie. It's a Medal of Honor that people tend to end up getting when they get deep in the shit and come out alive on the other side while helping your fellow soldiers. The Purple Heart is awarded when you get in the shit and the shit makes you pay for it.
i friggin died at the "Lariat Tubman" joke. goddammit Matt.
WHO YA TINK ME IS EH? WHO YA TINK ME IS?!!
FULL LP OF SCARFACE THO
AfroMetalMizu YOU FUCKING COCKAROACHES!
JEEEEUUHH
Still waiting.
I dropped that game faster than Sonic on cocaine.
Stan Sketches SOSA
Jesus Woolie no one wants a purple heart.
He does realize he has to get shot, wounded lol
Woolie's understanding of warfare is tenuous at best.
Remember when soldiers in the second world war fought on horseback with muskets?
"See, when you say rifle with a knife on it, a bayonet on it, that's a musket" - Woolie's knowledge of "World War One"
R1 Woolie is at it again.
Reasons Haitians make best antagonist is because we have nothing to lose since mother nature likes to take a shit on top of us every so often
Plus Voodoo being super mysterious to everyone and our accent makes us even more badass
Bucket!?
Haitian gangsters make good antagonists on account of being pretty much the only guys even the Yardies are scared of.
SUBTERRANEAN SUSPECT The Voodoo religion is on point, as the only white god they have is the god of DEATH.
yo, Marlo Stansfield up in the house
7:55
"Press X to take cover"
I thought the thing about Woolie being unable to read was just a joke, but I guess not.
Mads-Emil Jensen Press X for Black face
3:54 i can't stop dying at "Lariat Tubman". it's too good XD
16:46 Woolie with crazy cross-ups truly ready for Mafia III at Evo. Where thuggery is not only allowed, but ENCOURAGED!
I played Mafia 2.
And it had Playboy pin ups as well. Full frontal nudity. Oh boy, when I played that game in like 2012, lil ol' teenage me was quite excited.
When wifi was down I would load up Mafia 2.
Holla holla get *MAFIA DOLLA*
This is the best vid you guys have put out in a while.
"Oh if only there was some crimes being done.."
Lincoln's nicknames are all based on Kaiju movies. Even the ones that didn't come out. Some include King Ghidora, Mothra, King Caesar, Biollante, of course Gamera, and Rodan.
Did Matt work on this game?
Matt scoring big damage with the "Lariat Tubman"
Remember to hustle loyally and respectfully
Blind firing = Kill Switch. Never forget.
BigBangBlitz
I looked down to see if someone was gonna tell them Killswitch.
Zolbek I have been. I think Chaos Code just came out on PS4 though. That'll have my attention for a bit.
No you forgot how stupid the name was. It's Kill.Switch can't forget the period.
Thompson Smith It's true
I just realized the bank they rob for the Cryme Tyme intro is the Bank of Liberty City in GTA IV.
this is one of the best cryme tymes you guys ever have done. I forgot how much I love Matt and woolie videos
First game, that I know of, to have blindfire is Killswitch.
Was just about to type that...though I only had the game as part of a demo CD I think.
The biggest cryme of all is that they're probably not playing CentralFiction tomorrow night.
when's trap gunner?
Chris Merkel Studios When's NINE
Chris Merkel Studios pretty sure the words "playing" and any word directly related to Blazblue don't really mix in this channel.
When's Blazblue?
AfroMetalMizu
Yeah! Max fucking played it, and he loves it!
Give us dat sweet sweet witch tiddy, Zaibatsu!
this video is very similar style to when mat and pat where making machinima videos
those are coming back soon! they said so on the latest podcast
Some of the only remaining enjoyable content on Machinima. They sure were thinking ahead when they signed TBFP until the second coming of Christ.
+TVindustries5000 has their machinima contract ended?
Sadness of Africa No
hmm according to Rossboomsocks their contracts ends in 2025 which if it is true is a damn long time,jesus was their contract really 15 years long?
Gator indicator? oh, you mean an indigator.
I feel like not enough people will see this, haha.
Nice
Matt and Woolie's lack of knowledge of 1960' crime in America is sweet and naive. cop just needs to see the nap of his hair and copper of his skin and it's a crime
What the fuck is Lincoln in in the fucking Truman show? The Lincoln show with Matt and Woolie. 22:45
"I'll steal an Iron Cross off a dead Nazi!"
Oh lordy, the Black Lagoon flashbacks just hit me hard.
Revy wants to know Woolie's location.
" I want my Jimi Hendrix music and I want to go crazy." -Woolie Madden, 2016
"His special move is the Lariat Tubman" Stop. I can't breathe.
15:18 75 cents in 1964 is $5.84 in American/Canadian dollars
This video is the most on point I have seen in a while, awesome job!
The biggest crime is how terrible this game ended up being.
BioDomeWithPaulyShor so true
BioDomeWithPaulyShor *cryme
It wasn't bad it was mediocre and that's much worse. Because at least if it's bad there's something to talk about.
Was it that bad? I heard it was just average.
The story was pretty great, the gameplay was just repetitive and your choices of giving territories was so fucking trivial and not needed, and when i played it there was literally never a cutscenes without some small graphical glitch.
Everybody wants to go to HEAVEN!
Christian Blaise But nobody wants to die.
But which Thanksgiving?
wildman101093 ......😲OH MY GOOOOOD!
When stormy weather comes around...it was made in heaven
shit, i haven't seen one of your hot-take videos in a while- your normal LPs are really funny and i love watching you guys, but damn, i was laughing so hard during this.
4:41 *woolies presses R1*
On the controller he isnt holding. he just reaches over and presses it.
MrLego3160
Thats his stand
phoenixsplash135
His stand is liams hand reaching out from a vent.
We all know Mother Teresa's grille said, "GO! GO! TERESA!"
seriously one of the best intros on youtube.
Thank you for including that music credit in the beginning, it's been bugging me what that song was.
Does Woolie even know the qualifications for a Purple Heart? It is totally NOT a medal you WANT to receive. I mean the big ones are of course The Medal of Honor (wear that and even the President has to Salute you), The Defense Distinguished Service Medal (or its newer complimentary medal, the Homeland Security Distinguished Service Medal), The Silver Star (which oddly enough is a big gold star with a tiny silver one inside it, there is no Gold Star medal because it sounds like something you'd award to a 10 year old for not pissing himself all day), and maybe the Legion of Merit (looks way fucking cooler than most of the other medals in this category, except maybe the Medal of Honor).
Oh and the qualification for the Purple Heart just in case someone didn't know *cough Woolie *cough* is: "wounded or killed while serving under the competent authority in any capacity with one of the US Armed Services". And yes an animal can be given the award (Sergeant Reckless a warhorse from the Korean War was awarded one).
Mafia III! Pre-order now and receive a free shipment of Hush puppies with a side of any kind of shrimp you want! Fried Shrimp, Grilled Shrimp, Butterfly Shrimp, Shrimp on the Barby, Liam...
It got black and Southern.
ghostfear2011 The actors in this were fantastic
Very blackity black.
AfroMetalMizu I recognize the St. Louis Cathedral in the intro.
Is is an item I can buy in the store?
Totally Not Lady Zozo The 60s gurls didn't quite have da big bootays today's sistas do ;3
I think i might be one of the only people who genuinely enjoyed Mafia III, its not the best game in the world, but i did really like it
RETURN OF THE HYPEST INTRO ON UA-cam
Wow, today I was thinking that it's been awhile since the last cryme tyme and you put one up.
I really appreciate the cool intros. Watched it like 5 times.
THE PIZZA PASTA FORCE AND MADDENTOWN GANG IS BACK
Lincoln was a vampire! - Matt
no matt, he was a vampire slayer!
I'm just so fucking happy to have another cryme tyme, Woolie & Matt 4 lyfe yo
I hate that 2k gave you guys this game, cause I can tell Woolie wanted to say some shit when the frame rate plummeted @7:55. And at @19:45 with the rain of fire haha. I feel like a lot of the best commentary was cut off because it would make 2k look bad. I'd really want to see an unedited version of this no lie. and thumbs up for the mobile suit gundam reference.
I'm just gonna wait until WWE's Cryme Tyme song becomes the intro for this.
ONE DAY, IT'LL COME. I PROMISE YOU.
"Some mutha fucker always trying to ice skate up hill" Lincoln
Woolie - I thought we going for Italian this time around.
Matt - We needed this blackness in our lives right now.
They really put the effort to make old videos look OLD.
22:48 The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.
Man I missed that intro, my personal favorite on this channel.
The cryme doing duo is BACK!
Good to see my favorite series on this channel again!
If Lincoln is a vampire, does that mean he found a Stone Mask in Vietnam?
Couldn't stop laughing at the "Coconut gun" bit. Just wanna thank you for referring me to SiIvaGunner btw.
Wasn't there a game called killswitch that had blindfire mechanics
In the end, the true cryme tyme was the friends we made along the way
the most hyped intro in UA-cam
Came for the intro, stayed for the hype produced by the intro.
Why does the shrimp lines have me in tears?
We need more shrimp chips for Liam
No we need more Liam chips.... For shrimp
"The lariat tumpman"
Now I remember why I subbed this channel...
That intro was the fucking best
I totally had P-Money playing in my head at work today before I saw this, maybe it was a sign!
As a person that lives in Louisiana, it makes me happy to see a game based in a local city
I know it's been a while but that intro is still the goddamn best.
This Cryme Tyme is done in the style of the good ol' Two Best Friends Play Classic videos for that Machinima Charm.
God, I missed that intro
Return of the best intro.
Omg thank you for putting the song title in the op.
15:04 is that the super buff Jesus breaking off of the cross in the bottom right? I had no idea that that picture was that old!!
Ahhhh 2snacks intro is always awesome
Man do they nail the style and atmosphere of those cutscenes, jesus. Recently beat the game and I won't lie, it's a pretty enjoyable experience. Just wish there were more cutscenes because man.. They're great.
Last time I was this early, America WAS great.
Nah, but it's going to be Made Great, Again. :D
To say one baby handed man alone has ruined or will improve our already great country is really sad.
The Pickles
Babby hands you mean? I personally think babby hands open infinite respawning cans of pickles really, really well!
my stand Sheer Mex Attack has no weaknesses!!
16:44 Was that some sort of secret Grenada martial art technique? Crouch-running around your opponent, than giving him a half nelson slam...
hey Woolie. Matt. this is a good episode. I fucking needed to laugh. Seriously, thank you.
The sun coming up looked like a spotlight for a few seconds there. Very odd.
I missed that opening.
Damn that opening is great. Reminds me of Blues Brothers. Love it!
Would love to see some more mafia 3 from you guys
You can swim in this game? 0/10 realism.
I think Kill.Switch on the PS2 was the first to feature blind fire.
4:22 after the third time he has told you the keys are in the other room.
this is the best friends i know and love.
" OMG THAT'S SUCH A DEAL"
I died.
I've been wondering this for quite some time, what is the song in the intro
ua-cam.com/video/e_mlyJDMLkM/v-deo.html
And also, it says in the bottom left hand corner of the intro right here literally 3 seconds in
Baddest, I believe don't remember by who though
oh, its in the intro...
P money - Baddest
Still waiting for that full Scarface: TWY LP.
You guys should totally come down to NOLA.
Got Mechacon ever summer. Loads of great food. Also, beignets. Y'all gotta come get some of these beignets there, baw!
Whoa. Pardon. I let some of that southern drawl come through my fingertips.
6:29 6:31 that Mr. Snipsnip because Matt wasnt ready to start listing shrimp cuisine
God, it's good to see that into again!
coolest intro on UA-cam
*"SS-Uniform Woolie"-art fuckin when?*
Now I see why none of you drive. Thank God for that!
I will never not love the Cryme Tyme intro.
I like voodoo themed gangs
Free Djinn Me too......fuck, now I'm having more ideas for that comic/manga I'm writing.
Stan Sketches I liked King Willie from Predator 2.
You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'
Free Djinn He's too old for this shit.
Free Djinn Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
Free Djinn Or this. *jumps on and pushes you on the bed*
Why is this not an LP yet? I need to see them acquire the sarcophagus!
Intro never gets old