11:40 Woolie: I gotta make another right *Indicator blinking left* I watched the Bloodborne LP and I know his cardinal direction story, but this still gets me every time.
Richard the third = turd Butchers hook = look China plate = mate Bubble and squeak = Greek Eartha kitt = shit Eartha Kitts = tits That's all I can remember off top of me loaf of bread...
Ohhhhh, I played this when I was 7! I was stuck on that opening driving sequence for 2 years! Then when I actually managed to do it, I found a really interesting game in there.
Hunter I just didn't know how to follow people as a kid. It was like on TimeSplitters 2 in Neo-Tokyo. I couldn't complete that level. I just always had to run up and punch the guy I'm following.
That Timesplitter 2 level is actually pretty hard. The correct path to walk down was really unclear. Also, it was hard to tell what was a shooting sequence and what was a stealth sequence.
It's not that Woolie didn't know about the auto aim in the game. It's that he felt he could rely on his 20/20 vision to get by without it. He was wrong.
Is it wise to let the guy who can't tell left from right drive? Seriously: Woolie: the directionals tell us which way to turn. Proceeds to turn the wrong way at the same intersection twice.
Now this is how to make a game that feels like a movie, and like a Guy Ritchie movie/crime thriller to boot! David Cage has to learn a lot from this game. A truly hidden gem for the PS2.
The crazy thing is that I remember the demo for this game coming in an issue of Official Playstation Magazine and it was actually this opening sequence. Sadly they didnt even finish the demo section. Awesome video!
How did Woolie ever survive as a game tester? *Sees red barrel with "volatile explosive" warnings on it* Nah man, that doesn't explode. I'm not even gonna try to shoot it because that obviously doesn't explode *Clearly holding two guns, makes no effort to figure out how to use both* *Has gotten out of the car once before, still thinks there is not a way to get out of the car* and lets not forget Woolie's 0/20 vision, missing everything in every game.
For those of you who don't know. The intro is a song called Baddest by P-Money and Gappy Ranks. I was listening to this in class one day when my teacher asked what I was listening to. I told her the name and she started laughing because she never expected a kid like me to listen to rap. Well I promised her at my prom a mixtape. I made one for my Grad (which was yesterday.) I handed it to her and told her that the first song was baddest. She laughed and now this song brings back good memories. So thank you Best Friends for giving me this song and the memories that went with them. Spectacular as usual.
The Getaway was such an amazing game. I got it for $10 used from EB games many years ago. The subtlety and tension in the combat is epic, but a little too much subtlety in the controls makes it a pain in the ass if you run in thinking it's another GTA. I got shredded so many times in firefights and didn't even learn how to heal properly until the 4th or 5th mission. The real trick in gun fights is to play like a coward. Hug walls, creep up on doorways, sneak up on people from dark corners, and abuse blindfire to keep groups of enemies from advancing. The AI, while still dumb, is relentless and will use tactics to corner or pincer you whenever they can. Also, each weapon has its own common sense strengths and weaknesses like shotguns dominating in corridors, rifles at range and pistols being all around good. Just remember above all that Hammond is just a regular dude, not an action hero. The driving portions are a bit trickier. The indicator can be a inconsistent like giving you a direct route for chases and a roundabout one for point-A-to-point-B ones.Hell, there's times that rule will be entirely switched up getting you even more lost. Also the cars are pretty realistic requiring the emergency break to pull drift turns and the suspension being messed up on impact. Great game if put the time in to get used to the controls. I'm actually surprised it aged so well too.
Yung Chinoz The Getaway isn't black crime, if anything it's the whitest crime of these kinds of games. At least in The Godfather you had black shop-owners to shake down.
The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza every second the Gang "the monarchs" led by good 'ol queen Lizy performs a smash, rape, and grab. - fact
This game introduced me to the magic of the PS2, I have beaten it many times back then, have very fond memories of it. Too bad they didn't continue with the franchise after the second game.
Well yeah, in standard English, but the slang essentially means "don't worry" or "leave it". It's mainly a London thing though, so you won't really find it used that way in most of England unless it's to take the piss out of Londoners.
man i remember playing this game alot as a kid. It gets really hard in later missions. Not to mention that missions that take place inside buildings are frustrating because of the camera. but the story is actually pretty good.
Coming from a Western part of Yorkshire, I can confirm 100% of slang-uses in this video are used frequently by 99% of the population. Keep up with the accurate demonstrations guys!
I'm really getting sick of the bizarre trope of shotgun pellets just fucking phasing out of existence 15 feet from the end of the barrel. Or, rather, since this is a British game, 4.6 meters.
+alucardyoici nobody said "the same punch" but you don't need to make it seems like it just sneezes out pellets. a realistic shotgun would be plenty balanced. it's in games and often accused of being unrealistic by kids who never fired a real shotgun.
Oh god. My dad bought this for the ps2 when it came out and I use to play it like a GTA game back then. I can't believe after all these years I'm seeing it again.
I played through almost all of Hammonds story without even knowing about the healing. Until the final mission on the boat, where I died about 100 times, before exploring the internets of 2002ish to finally hind a hint about the healing. I hated that it didn't even say anything about it in the game manual
Angel Mitrovich Oh, it's fine when people pluralize it. When someone just out and says "the British accent," though, you can tell they don't know what they're talking about.
Omg I loved this game when I was a kid! The graphics were so good at the time and I absolutely loved how the signal lights were the only thing direction you where to go instead of a mini map.
"It wants me to make another right." Turns left and goes on aboot his business. God this Woolie-not-knowing-his-left-from-right is the best. As funny as this was, Pat and Matt have the best British accent nonsense, but props for the attempt Woolie. Also, never get a drivers license, the world would never survive your shenanigans of holding up both hands to figure out your left and right.
What you were getting at earlier Woolie was called "Cockney Rhyming Slang" where a short phrase is created to rhyme with the word that it replaces. E.g: "Apples and Pears" - Stairs "Bees and Honey" - Money "Trouble and Strife" - Wife And many, many more like these
I like how Woolie walked around a corner with the hostage to the side, allowing a very clear shot on him for the enemy, and then he was like "They don't care about my hostage"
You want rainy britain, go anywhere in Somerset! Hell, we just had "Glastonbury" Festival (even though it's held in Pilton) and it's been heavy with the old sky droplets!
So, here's the thing about British protagonists and American protagonists; American protagonists are traditionally cooler than cool. They have clever one-liners, they have the crazy idea that just might work, they're the rebel who ultimately saves everything and they have perfect hair. British protagonists are almost the complete opposite. They're out of shape, they're the only sane person in a room full of idiots, and they're often at the receiving end of every shitty situation. They still win, but it'll be more of a personal sort of victory and less save-the-world kinda thing. We tend to identify more with the quietly under-rated guy than the run-and-gun action hero. There's exceptions of course (James Bond) but in general...
Please don't tell me there are actually people who call it the River TAMES? Hang up, I recognize that street, is this the game that had an (semi)actual map of London?
I'm trying to appreciate Matt and Woolie's jokes, but all I can think about is that super old Unskippable where they do this game. "You know what this murder weapon needs? MY FINGERPRINTS!"
It hasn't rained in the UK here for at least 5 minites
oliver small Update... Its raining
oliver small wow be careful you might catch the plague if it doesnt rain.
It's the curse of the Dreamcast it is! The one placed by James Small when it failed and was stopped being made!
oliver small Sounds like a terrible drought mate
oliver small I fucking wish it was that short. We're close to hitting 30 celsius in my neck of the woods :/
11:40
Woolie: I gotta make another right
*Indicator blinking left*
I watched the Bloodborne LP and I know his cardinal direction story, but this still gets me every time.
Crime Souls: Prepare for Tea edition
Reeks of wot
maxumusjesus Scholars of the first Tophat
filewulfe Try Chuu Chuu Rocket therefore Quite Something!
maxumusjesus Teaborne
maxumusjesus Praise the Queen.
1:32 Cockney rhyming slang.
Apples and pears = stairs
Trouble and strife = wife
Dog and bone = phone
I have Cockney relatives, there you go Woolie.
Cockney rhyming slang is a real thing, not just an MF DOOM lyric? Huh. TIL
Lee Brocklebank Rhyming slang always struck me as something you didn't learn though. Either grow up around cockneys or eat shit.
E-Man5805 Fun fact: It was invented by british prisoners so the guards wouldn't know what they were talking about. The more you know.
Richard the third = turd
Butchers hook = look
China plate = mate
Bubble and squeak = Greek
Eartha kitt = shit
Eartha Kitts = tits
That's all I can remember off top of me loaf of bread...
Lee Brocklebank Even more cockney rhyming slang.
Jam jar = car
Berkeley hunt = cunt
Pork pie = lie
River Thames = games
Ohhhhh, I played this when I was 7! I was stuck on that opening driving sequence for 2 years! Then when I actually managed to do it, I found a really interesting game in there.
AzureONI Same here, i would just get out and whack the people with the billie club
Hunter
I just didn't know how to follow people as a kid. It was like on TimeSplitters 2 in Neo-Tokyo. I couldn't complete that level. I just always had to run up and punch the guy I'm following.
FaZe Capp
Fight me, ya fuckin' chipmunk.
AzureONI *Punches you. You go flying back.*
That Timesplitter 2 level is actually pretty hard. The correct path to walk down was really unclear. Also, it was hard to tell what was a shooting sequence and what was a stealth sequence.
It's not that Woolie didn't know about the auto aim in the game.
It's that he felt he could rely on his 20/20 vision to get by without it.
He was wrong.
Is it wise to let the guy who can't tell left from right drive? Seriously:
Woolie: the directionals tell us which way to turn.
Proceeds to turn the wrong way at the same intersection twice.
*left turn signal* Oh it's telling me to go right
brainflash1 Well he only has a problem with the words. This is a visual indicator, so he should be fine.... should be... Woolie where are you going?
The most inaccurate thing is how there isn't a Greggs bakery every fifteen feet
Josh Watson Or a big ol' Poundland.
Now this is how to make a game that feels like a movie, and like a Guy Ritchie movie/crime thriller to boot!
David Cage has to learn a lot from this game.
A truly hidden gem for the PS2.
I used to own one of those red Rover 75's for at least four years. Seeing them chase one is like having an out-of-body experience.
The crazy thing is that I remember the demo for this game coming in an issue of Official Playstation Magazine and it was actually this opening sequence. Sadly they didnt even finish the demo section. Awesome video!
How did Woolie ever survive as a game tester?
*Sees red barrel with "volatile explosive" warnings on it*
Nah man, that doesn't explode. I'm not even gonna try to shoot it because that obviously doesn't explode
*Clearly holding two guns, makes no effort to figure out how to use both*
*Has gotten out of the car once before, still thinks there is not a way to get out of the car*
and lets not forget Woolie's 0/20 vision, missing everything in every game.
LMAOOOOOOOOO still funny as fuck
Their British accents all sound like Kano
Sam Booth 'ELLO BABY!!!
***** I've learnt all your moves Guy Richie
Sam Booth HAVE'S YOUU SEEN KANGURO JACK?
Sam Booth IVE STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES, VINNIE JONES
CG News and Reviews I READ THAT COMMENT AS SOON AS MATT SAID THAT LINE
Cryme tyme: James Small edition.
***** He also likes the Dream Cast. Can we really believe anything that drunk self-shoe-hiding chap says?
The Pickles One day, we can only *dream*
For those of you who don't know. The intro is a song called Baddest by P-Money and Gappy Ranks. I was listening to this in class one day when my teacher asked what I was listening to. I told her the name and she started laughing because she never expected a kid like me to listen to rap. Well I promised her at my prom a mixtape. I made one for my Grad (which was yesterday.) I handed it to her and told her that the first song was baddest. She laughed and now this song brings back good memories. So thank you Best Friends for giving me this song and the memories that went with them. Spectacular as usual.
Is this just a video game of "Mr Bean Goes to Town"?
Nison545 the uncut version yes
Nison545 i love this.
I missed the scene of that movie that had Mr. Bean repeatedly pistol whipped in the face until he died.
Revvy It's in the extras on the DVD. It was cut for time
***** Mr Bean's chin goes for a spin
This hurt my English pride.
Allow it fam.
GUVNA
deucedeuce2222 "quickly"
I want Matt and Patt to play the first Godfather game and start offending us Italians with our Conolli and our New York Pizza
TheUberwolfman Hey! My cousin pizzapasta! Whaddyou doin' on the best friends! We're gonna be late to mom's! She needs us to not drop those pizzas!
TheUberwolfman why the Germans do that enough as it is dont they?
*canolli
The Getaway was such an amazing game. I got it for $10 used from EB games many years ago. The subtlety and tension in the combat is epic, but a little too much subtlety in the controls makes it a pain in the ass if you run in thinking it's another GTA. I got shredded so many times in firefights and didn't even learn how to heal properly until the 4th or 5th mission.
The real trick in gun fights is to play like a coward. Hug walls, creep up on doorways, sneak up on people from dark corners, and abuse blindfire to keep groups of enemies from advancing. The AI, while still dumb, is relentless and will use tactics to corner or pincer you whenever they can. Also, each weapon has its own common sense strengths and weaknesses like shotguns dominating in corridors, rifles at range and pistols being all around good. Just remember above all that Hammond is just a regular dude, not an action hero.
The driving portions are a bit trickier. The indicator can be a inconsistent like giving you a direct route for chases and a roundabout one for point-A-to-point-B ones.Hell, there's times that rule will be entirely switched up getting you even more lost. Also the cars are pretty realistic requiring the emergency break to pull drift turns and the suspension being messed up on impact.
Great game if put the time in to get used to the controls. I'm actually surprised it aged so well too.
yeah in Britain the accelerate button is on the other side of the controller.
I wonder if Yakuza games count as Cryme Tyme material
Yung Chinoz oh lord aha
Yung Chinoz GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
Yung Chinoz So this game is black crime? Just making sure
Yung Chinoz The Getaway isn't black crime, if anything it's the whitest crime of these kinds of games. At least in The Godfather you had black shop-owners to shake down.
Elwood Yakuza aint some rank ass wigga shit like they play on this show.
id love to see Pat and Liam play a cop game, with an intro thats the opposite of the cryme tyme intro
the intro would play a,linkin park song
Gosh this brings memories of how frustratingly horrible and slow Woolie was at any game that wasn't a fighter
Your accents are on point lads, never stop making fun of us
I played the shit out of the sequel to this where it turns into a full british heist movie, I could have sworn that game had some sort of lock on.
Egores House yes, and ragdoll physics
***** and penny farthings
London has ghettos and hoods? Hell, i thought even the homeless would be well dressed, top hat and all.
The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza Im stabbing someone right now
The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza I'm getting stabbed right now
The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza every second the Gang "the monarchs" led by good 'ol queen Lizy performs a smash, rape, and grab. - fact
***** It'd make Tower Hamlets a more entertaining place to be for sure
***** *Council estates and boroughs.
This game introduced me to the magic of the PS2, I have beaten it many times back then, have very fond memories of it. Too bad they didn't continue with the franchise after the second game.
For England, James.
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'M FUCKING CREASING
This needs to be a Super Best Friends full LP. 4 bad English accents, just think about it....
*****
You know that means like, leave it/don't do it, right?
*****
Nahr mate, if you were taking the piss, I'd ask you to allow it. As in like, lay of, yeah?
Well yeah, in standard English, but the slang essentially means "don't worry" or "leave it".
It's mainly a London thing though, so you won't really find it used that way in most of England unless it's to take the piss out of Londoners.
Samurai Cop no
+The Wizard In Black Yeah I get it, like "allow it to happen."
Join us today for "Woolie and Matt Have Horrible British Accents". :-P
CyricZ but spot-on c̶r̶y̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ Australian accents
Still better than Matt's Indian/Australian accent.
WE NEED FULL LP
NEED
man i remember playing this game alot as a kid. It gets really hard in later missions. Not to mention that missions that take place inside buildings are frustrating because of the camera. but the story is actually pretty good.
I fuckin LOVED this game as a kid - played the hell out of it
I love it when you make fun of our accents, it fills me with national pride, it does.
STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES
Ear... to ear...
Geremy Tibbles C'mon baby, gimme a break.
I thought Kano was Australian.
I thought that was meant to be Taskmaster. I feel like I'm having a fucking aneurysm right now
The Getaway Black Monday was even better goddamn the nostalgia I'm feeling now I loved these games as a kid!
PLEASE play more of this game.
Letting Woolie play this was the real crime.
Coming from a Western part of Yorkshire, I can confirm 100% of slang-uses in this video are used frequently by 99% of the population. Keep up with the accurate demonstrations guys!
Nope woolie, River Thames is pronounced Tems
He knows
Pickle O It's pronounced Tim Tams
Allow it m8
Angel Mitrovich Wot? nah the Queen. swear on Queen Lizy
Pickle O Shouldn't it be called the Thames River?
22:20 It's like Prison Breaks linear vision police guards all over again, except this time you're not gonna get CAUGHT!
Full LP please.
Tony Kebell My god they didn't even make it to the first cutscene. what a shame.
I cannot tell if the controls were really inverted or if Woolie forgot left from right.
Ominous _ In addition to not knowing left from right, Woolie doesn't know up or down either.
would sleeping dogs or triad wars count as a crime tyme video ?
We can only hope
gomitax92 Why not? They have crime in them.
Business Dinosaur no it has to be either super black crime, or super whit crime. no in between
chris succee I can't tell if you're joking or not.
Business Dinosaur of course im kidding. Wigger crime is obviously the biggest part of the super whit crime and the super black cryme.
>Irish accent
>think about the Queen
Woolie further confirmed for not knowing shit about world history.
I'm really getting sick of the bizarre trope of shotgun pellets just fucking phasing out of existence 15 feet from the end of the barrel.
Or, rather, since this is a British game, 4.6 meters.
***** Don't see how that would break anything.
***** Only if you ignore every aspect of a gun in a video game other than its damage.
+alucardyoici nobody said "the same punch" but you don't need to make it seems like it just sneezes out pellets. a realistic shotgun would be plenty balanced. it's in games and often accused of being unrealistic by kids who never fired a real shotgun.
I want an entire playthrough of a game that takes place in the UK, so the Best Friends would be obligated to talk with their amazing accents.
The thing about your English viewers (me included) is that we all self loathe and crave disappointment so you mocking us just makes us feel so good
Getaway 2: He Got Away (Oops)
Kobe Jackson There's already a getaway 2.
It's Team Soho that developed this game, but yeah, it is true that Brendan McNamara headed that studio.
god i can't get enough of the Cryme Tyme intro
so hype
RagnarokAdvent Yeah. Fuck my neighbours. I crank up the bass for Cryme Tyme!
FOOKIN LEGEND M8
That intro slaps harder than dad did mom.
Woolie showing his illiteracy once again by mixing up his rights and lefts at 11:38
After all this time i still cant get over how good the intro is.
Oh god. My dad bought this for the ps2 when it came out and I use to play it like a GTA game back then. I can't believe after all these years I'm seeing it again.
Woollie. Matt. Trust me when I say, that your British accents are flawless.
Full LP or at least a part 2
This was a lot of fun. Would to see you both do a full LP of this one.
Note to self: never let Woolie drive.
I played through almost all of Hammonds story without even knowing about the healing. Until the final mission on the boat, where I died about 100 times, before exploring the internets of 2002ish to finally hind a hint about the healing. I hated that it didn't even say anything about it in the game manual
damn i'm impressed. I didn't find out until the police station mission after dying numerous times.
Makes me laugh when people say "I love/hate the British accent" there's about a 1000 different accents depends on where you are
Angel Mitrovich Oh, it's fine when people pluralize it. When someone just out and says "the British accent," though, you can tell they don't know what they're talking about.
Pepe slays OAP Paul Blart
Never thought I would see the day when you guys touch this. What a lovely day.
*THE HYPEST RESTING ON UA-cam!*
I forgot this game existed. I support a full LP its a really good game.
Honestly the mechanic of leaning against a wall to heal is actually pretty cool.
Holy fuck. My childhood consisted of my father and I playing this game. Thanks for playing it guys!
you guys should do the sequel sometime!
Omfg guys please never stop with these accents you should do an entire episode with the accents 😂
I love how Woolie is so good at videogames that he had TWO GUNS and never figured out how to use the second for sick gun katas.
As a British viewer, this was incredible to watch. 10/10.
Omg I loved this game when I was a kid! The graphics were so good at the time and I absolutely loved how the signal lights were the only thing direction you where to go instead of a mini map.
"It wants me to make another right."
Turns left and goes on aboot his business.
God this Woolie-not-knowing-his-left-from-right is the best. As funny as this was, Pat and Matt have the best British accent nonsense, but props for the attempt Woolie. Also, never get a drivers license, the world would never survive your shenanigans of holding up both hands to figure out your left and right.
This was the first time I ever screamed at my Laptop in frustration. Still love you guys and can't wait for a full LP. :P
Would be cool if you guys considered doing a full playthrough of this some time, brought back a lot of memories.
I demand a full LP so that we can see more of Woolie failing and more attempts at the cockney accent.
What you were getting at earlier Woolie was called "Cockney Rhyming Slang" where a short phrase is created to rhyme with the word that it replaces. E.g:
"Apples and Pears" - Stairs
"Bees and Honey" - Money
"Trouble and Strife" - Wife
And many, many more like these
Turns left.. "Gotta make another right over here", and turns left again.. Brilliant.
My favorite is scouse like because they sound like aggressive dolphins
I got through about half the game before I realized there was an auto aim when this came out.
looking at the intro, why's there no "Law Time with Pat and Liam"?
FightingFoodonsFan Because Liam's under house arrest and Pat's a crack dealer.
That failed mission music.... how you taunted me so many years ago.
this intro is by far the coolest and catchiest
I like how Woolie walked around a corner with the hostage to the side, allowing a very clear shot on him for the enemy, and then he was like "They don't care about my hostage"
You want rainy britain, go anywhere in Somerset! Hell, we just had "Glastonbury" Festival (even though it's held in Pilton) and it's been heavy with the old sky droplets!
So, here's the thing about British protagonists and American protagonists;
American protagonists are traditionally cooler than cool. They have clever one-liners, they have the crazy idea that just might work, they're the rebel who ultimately saves everything and they have perfect hair.
British protagonists are almost the complete opposite. They're out of shape, they're the only sane person in a room full of idiots, and they're often at the receiving end of every shitty situation. They still win, but it'll be more of a personal sort of victory and less save-the-world kinda thing.
We tend to identify more with the quietly under-rated guy than the run-and-gun action hero. There's exceptions of course (James Bond) but in general...
"Going down a one way street"
Starting off great there, Woolz
Truly the golden age of this channel
"We gonna make another right!"
Oh Woolie and your directional skills.
Please don't tell me there are actually people who call it the River TAMES? Hang up, I recognize that street, is this the game that had an (semi)actual map of London?
this was the first game that I played that made me learn how to not be shit tier at video games because man this was difficult when I was a kid
I'd love to see a full playthrough of this because of how you would react to the dialogue and stereotypes. And fuck, its R1 to autoaim! R2 is freeaim!
This is legit one of my favorite games of all time.
man,woolie and his 40/40 vision really helped him with driving
THE INTRO TO CRYME TIME IS TOO HYPE ITS SO GOOD
13:15 I love it when they don't cut their embarrassing mistakes.
Full LP Please!
Intro gets me every time man... entirely too cool.
I'm trying to appreciate Matt and Woolie's jokes, but all I can think about is that super old Unskippable where they do this game.
"You know what this murder weapon needs? MY FINGERPRINTS!"
matt quoting the it crowd has truly made me happy