SITE VERSION: superbestfriend... NEW MERCH: www.sharkrobot.... We stand in awe at the autobiographical masterpiece that is 50 Cent and his Bulletproofs.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Dre, you might remember me from such video games as "Metal Gear Solid IV" and "Trauma Center: Thug Opinion" you're about to watch 24 minutes of pure uncut video game.
You know what cop gang movie I paid to see ? It would just a typical buddy cop movie but the entire cast would japanese game developers. Like Cop # 1 - hideo kojima Cop # 2 - hideki kamiya Police chief - katsuhiro harada 2nd in command - yoshinori Ono Town major - shinji Mikami And the main antagonist and drug lord would just be fucking tomonobu itagaki
we were taught that when you're gonna do an obliqued hand x-ray, you ask the patient to sort of pretend to pick up a penny with their thumb and index finger and that's pretty much the position you need.
Grenade pistols have been around for a long time. In ww2 the German army fielded the Kampf pistole, a single shot grenade pistol about the size of a flare gun.
Well, the grenade launcher appears to be a Milkor 40mm Stopper, a South African single-shot grenade launcher that SWAT often uses to fire CS Gas and other LTL type grenades for riot control. Allegedly there was a "Pistol" variant of it, but it was discontinued shortly after its production began, probably for a good reason.
Naturally Woolie questions whether or not it's technically stealing after you murder someone. You can't just take their pies because you killed them Wools
Just the thought of 50 cent crawling in a hospital seeing hella hallucinations and shit of people he always had beef with is fucking hilarious Man also omg Matt that verse was sick
Started watching the video. Got half way through before I just couldn't take it anymore. Skipped back to the beginning for the amazing intro. Found true harmony. Then returned to watching the video where I left off. ...Happens every time...
Is it just me, or are all the doors in this game designed for giants in mind? Or are 50 and his crew just really small? Getting some flashbacks to Max Payne 2.
Did this off ear, because no reason. Matt's Rap: 'Invisible Walls (Hold Back Yo' Empires)' lyrics Uh... Betta pour this salt straight on the wound; Betta catch yo' head, 'cause it's leavin' soon! Infection might be settlin' in; But, this doctor done checked out the room! ZAI~BATSU's blazin' through like Xanadu! What!? Now you what not to do! This video here might not be fo' you; But, we're leavin' you too black and blue! An', wrecking shit like hand grenades; Be blown to bits! Or, get thrown away! Our blood's so smooth, doped haffa day; 'Cause we had to piss on yo' parade!
To Woolie: Single handed grenade launchers are a thing. SEAL teams use sawed off M79's (those break open Vietnam era launchers) and they could easily be fired single handed. Of course, you wouldn't be able to aim it at all, but it's still possible. ree
I always do this thing with crime time where I don't want to watch. 'They're just going to quote hip hop and Wolfe is just going to drop N-Bombs.' Then I remember that is exactly why I love Cry me Tyme.
Lmao the fact that stating you looked like James Franco when that was completely unnecessary makes me think you 1.are searching for that sweet sweet anonymous youtube users attentions 2. You are an average Internet user and are completely full of shit
When I was younger, I had this game. I unlocked all the guns and all the other characters to play as. It took until now to realize that eminem was the detective.
Excellent intro. Anyway I remember playing this game back in middle school, I was definitely suckered into the hype of a 50 Cent game since this coincided with his movie "Get Rich or Die Tryin' " which came out 2 weeks prior to this game coming out. I was naive.
I got really confused for a few minutes, because I was sure they had played this before, but couldn't find anything when I searched. That was when I learnt that there are two 50 Cent games and my world grew a little bit darker.
There should be a Hero Session (or something more clever) series where Pat and Liam play police and justice games like CSI and LA Noire. Would go hand in hand with this perfectly.
Actually, 50 Cent was very embarrassed about this game. He takes his vidya games seriously, and when his game turned out lackluster, he made sure his next game would be fun (Blood on the Sand)
"Dem bugs know some shit." After coming back from watching one of their Escape From Bug Island videos, this had me rolling. Also, I remember beating this game when it came out. I had P.I.M.P playing in the background 24/7, and the game wasn't that fun. This video reminded me how ridiculous it was.
Man Cryme Tyme is my fucking jam, please Woolie and Matt, do a season 2 of all the garbage crime life and hidden gem detective games post 2010. they're out there, quivering with anticipation.
Can we have a series like Funtime Adventures, but it has Matt and Woolie carving their way across Metro City, and only the buddy-cop duo of Pat and Liam can stop them? That shit'd be hype as fuck. Or alternatively, Liam the pimp and Pat the sleazy smuggler saying "Whaddya buyin' strangA?" in a mock accent.
Or Pat as a meth/crack kingpin and Liam as his assistant lol Also, in the Liam-as-cop idea I'd like to suggets him saying at LEAST once "I'm getting too moe for this shit..."
I miss these video. I wish they all hadn't gone solo. Woolie and Matt were always a lot of fun together.
Matt rapping is the greatest thing to ever grace the earth
He spits that hot syrup!
samuraiwolf22 RIGHT?! He got them bars
The Lloyd Banks Social Link has reached level 2!
Your power to create Personas of the Gangsta Arcana has grown!
Okay.
Matt's a sick rapper.
*_Just scribbles this down in my Zaibatsu lexicon of lore._*
Gotta add it to the Wiki.
samuraiwolf22 True fans learn the zaibatsu lore through item descriptions.
The hypest rapper!
I promised I'd never go back to the ghetto...
But then Matt and Wools make this shit and it just pulls me back in!
They keep making us offers we can't refuse!
HorseTheWorld281 Lies of Pies and Blackout God keep pulling us back in.
***** dont forget the girlz...the Skullgirls
Woolie survived those 9 gunshots from that Crackhead because he forgot to drop his shield
I
Didn't think Pat would go that far.
Know what I mean?
CaptainDriad
Perfect.
KainScion So Pat has no testacles now?
1.) Start video
2.) Watch intro
3.) Finish the rest of the video
4.) Replay the intro
5.) Replay the intro until physically exhausted
6.) Turn it up and play it until speakers explode from pure hype
10:47 "Curtis Jackson, you need to use your 'Mega Buster'!"
Ahhh... A fan of Mega Man Legends, I see. You sir, are a man of culture.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Dre, you might remember me from such video games as "Metal Gear Solid IV" and "Trauma Center: Thug Opinion" you're about to watch 24 minutes of pure uncut video game.
You know what cop gang movie I paid to see ? It would just a typical buddy cop movie but the entire cast would japanese game developers. Like
Cop # 1 - hideo kojima
Cop # 2 - hideki kamiya
Police chief - katsuhiro harada
2nd in command - yoshinori Ono
Town major - shinji Mikami
And the main antagonist and drug lord would just be fucking tomonobu itagaki
"Your a loose cannon, Hideo. Ima have to have you hand in your badge and gun.
And the Eye patch, too."
No Miyamoto 0/10.
+@Luckxvaati Miyamoto is obviously the undercover FBI agent, whose operation Kojima puts in danger.
Yakuza member: "We own these streets! What the fuck are you cops gonna do?"
Kamiya: "Ask your mom."
Isn't that just basically real life?
2:52, does 50 Cent just hang out in his house wearing a tactical vest?
Tactical Vests were the Snuggies of the early 2000s
That's the high life.
The way everyone says "Brandon Heat" in gungrave, might be my favourite thing about gungrave
16:15 WHO THE FUCK GETS AN X-RAY OF YOUR HAND DOING AN A-OK POSE.
Maybe his hand is malformed. You ever think about that?
we were taught that when you're gonna do an obliqued hand x-ray, you ask the patient to sort of pretend to pick up a penny with their thumb and index finger and that's pretty much the position you need.
rebelmuffin Thank you, Dr. UA-camr.
The intro song is P-Money + Gappy Ranks - Baddest...figure that'll help some peeps.
Mah nigga!
Grenade pistols have been around for a long time.
In ww2 the German army fielded the Kampf pistole, a single shot grenade pistol about the size of a flare gun.
50 Cent: The hero of Time.
Gotta lay some sick beats with that Ocarina, man
Redeads don't no nothing bout my Master Glock
Triforce of Courage? More like Triforce of Straight Not Giving a FUCK
That intro. That goddamn intro. Every fucking time. :D
It's more like hangin' with those Skullgirls. YEAH!!
it's fucking awesome bich like holy shit I always each that shit it's like having sex
This is the best Cryme Tyme yet. What a masterpiece.
Even when Pat isn't in the playthrough, Matt makes "Drop your shield" jokes. He loves it.
"Is it really stealing if they're dead?" - Woolie the Thieving Liar, 2014
you forgot murdering
YES! One of my favorite playlists by you guys. More CRYME TYME!
Thank you guys for these videos, after working at walmart this brings back my sanity.
Thanks guys. This material made me smile and that happens rarely. Best wishes from Poland.
This series makes some of the best content on this channel!
Well, the grenade launcher appears to be a Milkor 40mm Stopper, a South African single-shot grenade launcher that SWAT often uses to fire CS Gas and other LTL type grenades for riot control.
Allegedly there was a "Pistol" variant of it, but it was discontinued shortly after its production began, probably for a good reason.
Naturally Woolie questions whether or not it's technically stealing after you murder someone. You can't just take their pies because you killed them Wools
Why not?
They don't need them no more...
samuraiwolf22 You never know if the Ferryman has a sweet tooth for some home made pies.
***** So now we're putting those little pre-made pies over the deads' eyes to pay Charon?
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thank you guys
The scariest thing for the month of Halloween. The video game gansta period of the early 2000s. We're lucky to have survived...
I actually miss the Vietnam War era of video games now!
The intro though..this series gets a huge welcome back
THAT EPIC P-MONEY INTRO THOUGH! loving it dudes!!
This is my favorite series from you guys
That intro should not be that hype. it should be a CRYME
Why is 2snacks so incredible
Just the thought of 50 cent crawling in a hospital seeing hella hallucinations and shit of people he always had beef with is fucking hilarious Man also omg Matt that verse was sick
Man I miss this channel
Started watching the video. Got half way through before I just couldn't take it anymore. Skipped back to the beginning for the amazing intro. Found true harmony. Then returned to watching the video where I left off.
...Happens every time...
cryme tyme has the only intro to anything i will not get up to get food during
Is it just me, or are all the doors in this game designed for giants in mind? Or are 50 and his crew just really small?
Getting some flashbacks to Max Payne 2.
i was REALLY hoping it would cut to live action when they were talking about the branding.. well done sirs
The opening always comes back.
I just can't get enough of that opening
I love the intro for this series!!
Did this off ear, because no reason.
Matt's Rap: 'Invisible Walls (Hold Back Yo' Empires)' lyrics
Uh...
Betta pour this salt straight on the wound;
Betta catch yo' head, 'cause it's leavin' soon!
Infection might be settlin' in;
But, this doctor done checked out the room!
ZAI~BATSU's blazin' through like Xanadu!
What!? Now you what not to do!
This video here might not be fo' you;
But, we're leavin' you too black and blue!
An', wrecking shit like hand grenades;
Be blown to bits! Or, get thrown away!
Our blood's so smooth, doped haffa day;
'Cause we had to piss on yo' parade!
Fuck, I think that may be a Limp Bizkit song.
Underchiever007
Somewhere the Undertaker is rocking out.
To Woolie: Single handed grenade launchers are a thing. SEAL teams use sawed off M79's (those break open Vietnam era launchers) and they could easily be fired single handed. Of course, you wouldn't be able to aim it at all, but it's still possible.
ree
They use the M320 now.
***** totally.
You guys are the best. hahaha especially when you do your japanese voice impressions. GJ
I always do this thing with crime time where I don't want to watch. 'They're just going to quote hip hop and Wolfe is just going to drop N-Bombs.' Then I remember that is exactly why I love Cry me Tyme.
"Nine bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves" UZI Ocelot
Damn these intros were sick. I wish these dudes would just make up and let bygones be bygones.
Stranger things have happened!
Goddamn, I love that intro.
I wish I could have an intro like this play when I walk into a room, only one that fits for a James franco looking white nerd
Lmao the fact that stating you looked like James Franco when that was completely unnecessary makes me think you 1.are searching for that sweet sweet anonymous youtube users attentions 2. You are an average Internet user and are completely full of shit
Don't worry Woolie, Lloyd Banks wanted to keep this shit canon an shot fitty twice in between cutscenes.
9 shots...more than enough to kill anything that Fiddys.
When I was younger, I had this game. I unlocked all the guns and all the other characters to play as. It took until now to realize that eminem was the detective.
The game of my people.
History Teachers?
Nah, URBANS!
At least that's what BoatMasters think...
The intro will always be hype. Always.
the best friends intro made me laugh so hard i choked omfg
17:26 That Matt rap be taking me back!
2:37, his cross necklace thing is glued to his stomach.
Excellent intro.
Anyway I remember playing this game back in middle school, I was definitely suckered into the hype of a 50 Cent game since this coincided with his movie "Get Rich or Die Tryin' " which came out 2 weeks prior to this game coming out.
I was naive.
Best cryme tyme yet laughed whole way through
Still can't get over that intro. So fucking hype.
I got really confused for a few minutes, because I was sure they had played this before, but couldn't find anything when I searched. That was when I learnt that there are two 50 Cent games and my world grew a little bit darker.
God i can't get over that amazing intro.
There should be a Hero Session (or something more clever) series where Pat and Liam play police and justice games like CSI and LA Noire.
Would go hand in hand with this perfectly.
I did not expect to ever hear a Gungrave reference, but I'm glad I did.
This series is the greatest
I think that this one REALLY REALLY need a full playthrough
"Yo hold up, this is 50-Cent!"
THe literal end of "Monsters" with Em and Rihana...classic
Thank the Rastafarian Scorpion Death God for Cryme Tyme not being dead!
Actually, 50 Cent was very embarrassed about this game. He takes his vidya games seriously, and when his game turned out lackluster, he made sure his next game would be fun (Blood on the Sand)
Yo minecraft just doesn't feel like a finished game.
It didn't live up to the standard of thuggery that 50 Cent had attained.
To be fair, Blood on the Sand was a LOT of fun.
The best thing about this game is 50 cent going to thug heaven when he dies
It's honestly a shame people slept on Blood on the Sand. Sure they're more like B-Movie levels, but it's what makes it fun.
20:58, he has, like, ten thousand dollars worth of audio equipment in there, but he's got this little toy keyboard with two octaves?
The Last of Metal 50 Gear:Shippuden
I'm finding it challenging to not spit out my coffee while watching this.
I think that Cryme Tyme is just a way for Woolie to vent his inner blackness, and for Matt to be gangster without looking racist.
_Excellent_ choice of screen grabs for the "booty and guns" bit, guys.
Also, _still_ the hypest shilling in the business.
The hypest freestyling a la Matt!!
There is a lot of dark souls refrences in this 50 cent game. Does that mean Fiddy is the next Chosen undead?
Fiddy has been the Chosen Undead since time immemorial.
Remember when Gwyn shot Fiddy nine time to protect the first flame?
T
shragenz He came back though and killed Gwyn with the Dragonslayer Barret .50, and the Vitamin Water Crest shield.
Love that intro!
That intro is the best thing I have ever seen
Wow, Matt has some flow, I never realized.
I was just wondering if this was gonna be a cryme tyme the other day! Sweet!
Matt is so adorable when he's rapping
Best intro on UA-cam still
06:40 bulletproof, but not groundproof :/
YES
This is the game I envisioned when this series started!
The part where they start talking about disgusting self promotion killed me.
Oh, Best Friends. Never stop being awesome.
"Dem bugs know some shit."
After coming back from watching one of their Escape From Bug Island videos, this had me rolling. Also, I remember beating this game when it came out. I had P.I.M.P playing in the background 24/7, and the game wasn't that fun. This video reminded me how ridiculous it was.
The hypest intro on UA-cam
Man Cryme Tyme is my fucking jam, please Woolie and Matt, do a season 2 of all the garbage crime life and hidden gem detective games post 2010. they're out there, quivering with anticipation.
I mostly click on these for the insanely great intro!
The rest is nice too.
I LOVE CRYME TYME!
Can we have a series like Funtime Adventures, but it has Matt and Woolie carving their way across Metro City, and only the buddy-cop duo of Pat and Liam can stop them? That shit'd be hype as fuck. Or alternatively, Liam the pimp and Pat the sleazy smuggler saying "Whaddya buyin' strangA?" in a mock accent.
Or Pat as a meth/crack kingpin and Liam as his assistant lol
Also, in the Liam-as-cop idea I'd like to suggets him saying at LEAST once "I'm getting too moe for this shit..."
Brian Cahill That'd be so hype.
Said it before, saying it again: best. intro. ever. And I've seen the DS2 intro.
Matt's the greatest rapper who ever lived.
i loved this game
DUUUDDDDEEE skullgirls characters in the intro T T im so proud
I vote for a new Best Friends video series: Rhyme Tyme, where Matt and Woolie do rap covers.
Man I still love that intro.
2:00 Wollie is being far too generous in his assumption that 50 is even capable of feeling shame.
*Sees Cryme Tyme*
*Packs bong in hype*