Well There's Your Problem | Episode 67: Armored Trains

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  • Опубліковано 4 тра 2021
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  • @laineywastaken739
    @laineywastaken739 3 роки тому +908

    "Lion's led by problems", and it's sister pod: "well there's your donkeys"

    • @qwerty30013
      @qwerty30013 3 роки тому +54

      Lions well led there’s by your donkeys problem

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 3 роки тому +42

      Well, your donkeys' problem is leading your lions there

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer Рік тому +18

      Well There's A Hell Of a Donkey

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer Рік тому +13

      Alternatively: What a Hell of A Problem.

    • @MrJstorm4
      @MrJstorm4 Рік тому +15

      "well there's your donkey" sounds like a podcast that is dedicated exclusively logistics

  • @johannageisel5390
    @johannageisel5390 3 роки тому +582

    Somewhere in Siberia, a steam locomotive from the Russian civil war roams the land like a metal wooly mammoth.

    • @eddlake5694
      @eddlake5694 3 роки тому +24

      Sounds like Mortal Engines but with trains

    • @Runningfromtheredqueen
      @Runningfromtheredqueen 3 роки тому +47

      The Iron Council still stalks Siberia, carrying the last ember of the flame of Revolution.

    • @edh-ob5qr
      @edh-ob5qr 3 роки тому +47

      I've heard whispers that it doesn't even need tracks anymore, it is now guided only by its eldritch hunger for White Russian souls.

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 3 роки тому +12

      @@edh-ob5qr It’s the Nodens to Von Ungern-Sternburg’s Nyarlathotep

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому +3

      @@dylanchouinard6141 terrifying yet effective

  • @Silkenray
    @Silkenray 3 роки тому +305

    Speaking as a chemist, I am dreadfully disappointed that my favourite free UA-cam vaguely informative engineering disaster podcast seems to have abandoned Roz hilariously mangling organic chemistry nomenclature in favour of inserting more drops of the Soviet Anthem. I would like a refund of my subscription fee of £0. How dare you not cater to my niche, narrow interests!

    • @rawbebaba
      @rawbebaba Рік тому +49

      Hello, I am representative of the WTYP Soviet subscription refund agency. We regret to inform you that we cannot process your refund at this time, however if you send us your banking information I will be able to send you a refund personally

  • @AGenericMoron
    @AGenericMoron 3 роки тому +558

    Justin, I appreciate that you have made seemingly no effort to make your podcast introduction sound smooth, professional, or even well spoken. And deliberately never start your podcast at the moment you introduce the podcast. It would honestly not be the same podcast if you started off a video with an immediate and well-rehearsed "Welcome to Well There's Your Problem! It's a podcast about engineering disasters, with slides." If you ever manage to get to your own damn name in this introduction without umming and pausing, I will consider this podcast to be too well produced, accuse you of selling out, and demand a refund for my free UA-cam content.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 2 роки тому +30

      Right, a podcast that is worth exactly what im paying for it! Lovely

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Рік тому +18

      And it's not just ARMOURED TRAINS BAD LOLZ. They actually give a really good and helarious history of ATF Armored trains coming to take your Armored Trans!

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 3 роки тому +448

    Remember comrades, we are armoured train!
    They take out the tracks, we artillery!
    They take out our main gun, we pillbox!
    They take out our machine gun, we bunker!
    They take out armour, we heroes!

  • @Martin-xd4jl
    @Martin-xd4jl 3 роки тому +882

    You'd think those Soviet anthem drops would start to get old after a while, but they really just don't.

    • @reidwallace4258
      @reidwallace4258 3 роки тому +65

      Honestly they just get better.

    • @KjetilSeimHaugen
      @KjetilSeimHaugen 3 роки тому +45

      Like an entire wine cellar of the finest vintage

    • @DeadWhiteButterflies
      @DeadWhiteButterflies 3 роки тому +29

      I still automatically salute.

    • @fireballninja01
      @fireballninja01 3 роки тому +13

      my friends and I in middleschool did the bit so much two of them took the time to learn the first few stanzas, it's a good bit

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 3 роки тому +13

      ehhhhh, it is indeed old when you've already been overexposed to that joke before the pod even started. if it was a bit that was original to the pod, or the point of the joke was how annoying/hackneyed the reference was (see: the ironic rehabilitation of Borat "my wife!" and Austin Powers quotes on Twitter a decade later), then yeah it'd probably stay funny. sudden bass-boosted Soviet anthem has been a stale meme for a long time now. ripper tune though. eternal glory to the worker's councils and the Bolsheviks, and may the stupid autocrat Stalin continue to literally rest in piss

  • @JoJoModding
    @JoJoModding 3 роки тому +493

    The best part is when Justin says „we're gonna get to that“

    • @Daneelro
      @Daneelro 3 роки тому +8

      YES!!!

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 3 роки тому +32

      'On x date, at y time...'

    • @derrickfoster644
      @derrickfoster644 3 роки тому +12

      That really should be on a t-shirt

    • @scarylion1roar
      @scarylion1roar 3 роки тому +16

      @@derrickfoster644 with "I have ruined the pacing again", like, on the back or something 😁

    • @derrickfoster644
      @derrickfoster644 3 роки тому +1

      @@scarylion1roar lol yes

  • @alexkorman1163
    @alexkorman1163 3 роки тому +176

    The Jewish-Armenian space laser is the Apollo-Soyuz of inter faith conspiracy lasers.

    • @firstdurhamite1142
      @firstdurhamite1142 Рік тому +11

      I regularly reference this to random people who just go along with it

  • @alicereddings9209
    @alicereddings9209 3 роки тому +90

    LJSLA: Liam Jewish Space Laser Anderson
    I know I am correct and will accept no alternative

  • @coolmikefromcanada
    @coolmikefromcanada 3 роки тому +178

    imagining a typhoon class on rails
    "give me one ping vasili"
    *trolley bell rings once*

    • @BorrieBeats
      @BorrieBeats 2 роки тому +14

      Oh my daysssss, couldn’t stop laughing

    • @ThePorpoisepower
      @ThePorpoisepower Рік тому +22

      "Give me one ding Vasili, one ding only"

    • @gthreek
      @gthreek 2 місяці тому +1

      this made me choke on my lemonade, thanks

    • @coolmikefromcanada
      @coolmikefromcanada 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gthreek no problem

  • @ExecutorElassus
    @ExecutorElassus 3 роки тому +532

    "Lions led by Problem"
    This whole podcast has left me deceased. Please invite Joe back.

    • @scarylion1roar
      @scarylion1roar 3 роки тому +72

      well there's your donkeys

    • @CopenhagenRayne
      @CopenhagenRayne 3 роки тому +3

      @@scarylion1roar nooo! Too much Short episode just a bunch of slides with donkeys

    • @power_mac
      @power_mac 3 роки тому +22

      @@scarylion1roar @jonas.h Fans of the crossover podcast 'Well there's your donkey' affectionately call the show 'Ass spotting'.

    • @andrewross1515
      @andrewross1515 3 роки тому +6

      Problems led by Donkeys

    • @alfalafelstine1536
      @alfalafelstine1536 3 роки тому +7

      All 👏 military 👏 leaders 👏 are 👏 problems

  • @PinkThorn242
    @PinkThorn242 3 роки тому +141

    1:01:16 "Thomas the Tank Engine's grumpier German cousin: Gustav the Railway Gun."

    • @JoJoModding
      @JoJoModding 3 роки тому

      Adolf the Hitler engine

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma 3 роки тому +3

      Timo the Train Tank

  • @Ian_Wallace.
    @Ian_Wallace. 3 роки тому +90

    18:50 "Rub a dub dub six men in a tub, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, the ammunition bearer, the machine gunner, and the fire team leader"?

  • @reidwallace4258
    @reidwallace4258 3 роки тому +262

    5:35am on a Wednesday... Time to eat magic mushrooms and laugh at trains.

    • @DAFLIDMAN
      @DAFLIDMAN 3 роки тому +1

      How those shrooms working out for you buddy?

    • @rinnhart
      @rinnhart 3 роки тому +6

      Read my mind, Wallace.

    • @benoitbvg2888
      @benoitbvg2888 3 роки тому +6

      Hey your hands look weird, man.

    • @v1keman
      @v1keman 3 роки тому +6

      Life goals

    • @MrOtokka
      @MrOtokka 3 роки тому +2

      Come on. Train good.

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv 3 роки тому +116

    Gotta say, I was expecting a repeat of the Hindenburg episode that was basically 3 hours of "Hurr hurr, airships are stupid". Was surprised and gratified to hear "Armored trains are stupid but we love them". Because they are stupid and we do love them.
    One thing to point out regarding the whole tearing/blowing up the track thing: Most armored train doctrine called for having a "control car", basically a flatcar weighed down with random stuff, as the first and last cars of the train. The idea being that if the track was damaged or mined, the expendable flatcar would derail and/or explode before the rest of the train. Likewise, most of the "random stuff" on said cars would often include spare rails, sleepers, ballast rock, sandbags, and other supplies that could be used to rebuild the track. So if the train were derailed, the control car would either be pulled back onto the surviving track or pushed onto the lineside, and some of the armored train's crew would get out and, under the cover of the train's guns, rebuild the section of track that was damaged, and the train would proceed on its way. Obviously, this method was of dubious effectiveness, but it was considered from the start.

    • @pleasant_asymmetry
      @pleasant_asymmetry 3 роки тому +22

      Also, there's not actually much damage that regular infantry soldiers can do to railroad tracks in a short enough window that it wouldn't be noticeable. While there is stuff like in the movie The Train, where a section of track has the fasteners removed so it is sabotaged but not detectable, and a locomotive derails upon reaching that section, it was only possible because the train commander was in a rush, didn't properly check the track or the landscape, didn't have flatcars in front that would have derailed instead of the engine, and was going very fast. Trains going 10-20 mph can actually stop pretty quickly, and they would be going at that speed in enemy territory

    • @EvilStevilTheKenevilPEN15
      @EvilStevilTheKenevilPEN15 8 місяців тому +6

      I mean, airships were horrifically expensive, incredibly fragile, and for all their immense size and cost they couldn't actually carry all that much. It took them four years to build the Hindenburg, and it made all of _17_ round trips across the Atlantic, carrying a grand total of 2,798 passengers, before bursting into flames and destroying itself in a matter of minutes. That passenger number might _sound_ good, until you compare it against ocean liners, which could carry that many people in _one_ trip.
      Oh, and did I mention it was slower even than 1930's airplanes?

  • @josheldridge8546
    @josheldridge8546 3 роки тому +65

    "I knew a dude named glasscock; you could always see him coming." --Alan Davies (paraphrased)

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 3 роки тому +121

    Btw the Czech legion at one point controlled the entire trans-Siberian railroad, practically occupying an area several hundred times the size of Czechia
    The Schwerer Gustav was actually effective in that it destroyed the underwater Sevastopol armoury, because it turns out that you need a stupidly big gun to take out an armoury that is several feet under water and concrete

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 3 роки тому +6

      I was listening to an album by Heavy Gustavo, I guess I know where the name came from now.

  • @LuckeWent
    @LuckeWent 3 роки тому +173

    I feel you Joe. When I was in the military they gave me a name tag that said "Ass FAC". Supposedly this was short for Assistant Forward Air Controller.

    • @Dafnessific
      @Dafnessific 3 роки тому +30

      Cleared in hot 🥴

    • @memomorph5375
      @memomorph5375 3 роки тому +23

      That’s rough, buddy

    • @alexroselle
      @alexroselle 3 роки тому +13

      Gives a whole new meaning to “danger close”

    • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
      @TheArkTheArkTheArk 3 роки тому +9

      Boy they really FACed you with that name tag.

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma 3 роки тому +9

      Was your name tag an instruction? We really come a long way since don't ask don't tell

  • @angusmillerable
    @angusmillerable 3 роки тому +160

    "Valley of Humiliation" needs to be on a NJ license plate.

    • @josephharold808
      @josephharold808 3 роки тому +7

      That and "the Profaine Capitol; Trenton, NJ"
      Maybe that's the tri-centenial plate.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому +11

      I wrote the governor during the height of the pandemic advocating a change of the ‘Welcome to NJ’ signs at the Pennsylvania and NY borders to ‘Stick to the Parkway, asshole’. He told me that we can’t say the quiet part aloud because the money’s too good, but rest assured - NJ is a state built around the sole concept of repelling everyone who isn’t already living in New Jersey.
      I’m only half-joking. This literally goes back to the War of Independence.

  • @nicholasj.m.butler4435
    @nicholasj.m.butler4435 3 роки тому +214

    Sad they didn't mention the ridiculous amenities on Trotskys armored train.
    Also Sad they didn't mention Poncho Villa sending a train loaded with explosives against another train full of Troops outside Ciudad Juarez during the Mexican Civil war, one of the great examples of Chihuahuan excellence.
    Also yay Liam

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому

      Give me the deets

    • @nicholasj.m.butler4435
      @nicholasj.m.butler4435 3 роки тому +1

      @@anarchomando7707 let me get home and ill have some quotes for you

    • @nicholasj.m.butler4435
      @nicholasj.m.butler4435 3 роки тому +20

      Found the quote, its the battle of tierra blanca, november 1913, villa is fighting the federal troops of Victoriano Huerta, the section is from “the life and times of poncho villa”
      “For two days the battle continued, consisting of a series of charges and countercharges, with each side trying to outflank the other. The superior firepower of their cannon, their greater number of machine guns and above all, their larger supplies of ammunition allowed the federal troops to relentlessly pound the revolutionary lines and to inflict ever-greater casualties on them. Villas troops nevertheless held their positions. By the third day of fighting the villistas situation had grown desperate. Their ammunition was giving out, and the pounding by federal artillery and machine guns continued ceaselessly. At this point, Villa made a bold and desperate move. He ordered his troops to charge into withering enemy fire and at a crucial moment of the fighting, his cavalry attacked the federal flanks, causing panic among the federal troops. The panic was heightened when the villistas SENT A LOCOMOTIVE LOADED WITH DYNAMITE INTO A FEDERAL TROOP TRAIN, CAUSING A TREMENDOUS EXPLOSION. A rout now o cured and the government troops most of their artillery in villista hands when they fled toward Ciudad Chihuahua.” (Katz, 226-227)
      So yeah, basically Villa did the old “throw the throttle on the locomotive with a bunch of dynamite technique” and won a battle in part to doing that. Chihuahuan excellence at its finest

    • @Improbabilities
      @Improbabilities 3 роки тому +2

      @@nicholasj.m.butler4435 I may be late, but thank you for providing this gem.

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 3 роки тому +16

      Viva Zapata, viva Pancho, y viva el tren lleno de explosivos

  • @dmrr7739
    @dmrr7739 3 роки тому +180

    Some good news for Giuliani: Chevron is leasing the back half of his head for exploratory drilling.

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 3 роки тому +2

      overheard some astrophysicists talking about him yesterday; they were pretty animated talking about "off the charts albedo" and putting up something called a "daisen [sp?] sphere"

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 3 роки тому +3

      actually on that note I can't wait for the 2761 A.D. WTYP episode on humanity's first Dyson Sphere. bound to be an all-timer

    • @eagletanker
      @eagletanker 3 роки тому

      Dyson spheres are so fucking dumb

  • @CalmAndInsane
    @CalmAndInsane 3 роки тому +145

    It's fitting that the start of the Soviet National Anthem sounds a bit like a distorted train horn.

  • @tompain9735
    @tompain9735 3 роки тому +55

    The UK has a van running around to check for any unlicensed armored trains.

  • @Midwest_Urbanist
    @Midwest_Urbanist 3 роки тому +173

    Fun fact: I might be related to General Gajda, who led the Czechs across Siberia (similar spelling to my Polish name which originates in nearby Silesia). When y'all mentioned they "captured some stuff" you didn't really get the full scale across. They captured 20,000 prisoners, 5,000 railway cars, 60 cannons, 1,000 machine guns, and an entire naval fleet in just a single battle.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 3 роки тому +38

      Czechsellence

    • @fulccrum2324
      @fulccrum2324 3 роки тому +16

      Well gosh diddly darn

    • @brentdalebroux2821
      @brentdalebroux2821 2 роки тому +23

      Czech-mate.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 2 роки тому +20

      I think at that point you become a train raider city...which damn I'm going to save that as a world building concept. Except the war ended like two generations ago so the people living on the train now don't really feel like going home now, they were born there.

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer Рік тому +4

      Hey, that is - by definition - some stuff.

  • @criticalevent
    @criticalevent 3 роки тому +92

    I think the nuclear missile train idea could have worked if EVERY freight train in America were required to include one of these cars and no one knew which ones were armed and which were carrying ballast. And then just don't arm any of them.

    • @Hamun002
      @Hamun002 11 місяців тому +4

      this is entirely too safe overall for that period of time. nuclear annihilation under the airforce was on a hair trigger

  • @Raptor747
    @Raptor747 3 роки тому +43

    In fairness to armored trains, they were an attempt at fulfilling the desire to have actually mobile heavy tanks/land battleships before the technology existed to make that kind of mobile, armored firepower.
    And let's be clear, here: the better-made armored trains look fucking cool as hell, and we all wish that things like that could be practical (by not actually needing tracks or getting stuck on terrain).

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 3 роки тому

      19:32 does look good and hefty.

    • @civilengineer3349
      @civilengineer3349 3 роки тому +8

      Considering that train tracks were absolutely necessary for transporting troops and supplies fast back then, most armies wouldn't destroy enemy train tracks if they could capture it. An armored train is useful for protecting those troops and supplies from ambush and could also raid enemy held train stations.

    • @Thekilleroftanks
      @Thekilleroftanks 2 роки тому +3

      That and to keep supply lines open from attacks.
      Fun fact when everyone has just rifles and maybe a light field gun. You don't need to worry about much.
      And seeing how there was armoured trains from the American civil war. Means there was a good 50 or so year period where they were the top dogs.
      It wasn't until late 1910 where the notion of a high velocity but light enough cannon became common and that's when everything started going down hill.
      However their use was still important during WW2 on the western front. Because that's a lot of land you gotta travel through.

  • @Dafnessific
    @Dafnessific 3 роки тому +127

    One day General Kerensky will return with Clan Ghost Train and lay waste to the hubristic Houses of the Inner Sphere.

    • @boldandbrash9447
      @boldandbrash9447 3 роки тому +16

      I heard Clan Ghost Train got utterly suplexed at Tukayid.

    • @Runningfromtheredqueen
      @Runningfromtheredqueen 3 роки тому +16

      But wait, do they have to take rail gauge into account for their *batchall*? Or is that just assumed to be standard?

    • @Piterdeveirs333
      @Piterdeveirs333 3 роки тому +5

      Yay Kerensky

    • @eclipserepeater2466
      @eclipserepeater2466 3 роки тому +1

      Well, legged armored vehicles make about as much sense as armored trains, so it makes fits.

    • @Houseckat
      @Houseckat 3 роки тому +10

      @@Runningfromtheredqueen No, it's a wierd Clan Rail Gauge, so they have to refit every railcar to compromise wheels.

  • @evamiller4886
    @evamiller4886 3 роки тому +65

    It’s good Biden recognized the Armenian genocide, which deserves more recognition than it often gets in the US. But if he wants to talk about Turkey it would be nice if he also discussed the historic and ongoing ethnic cleansing efforts of the Turkish state against the Kurds. In recent years it’s “just” been mob violence, activists and journalists disappearing, and the fact it’s illegal to use or teach their language in any school public or private, but there’s also the history of massacres and mass executions, a lot of it resembles the genocide against Native Americans Turkey is calling out.
    I’d like to think Biden responding to that acknowledgment with pressure for Turkey to treat minorities better right now could help to make change or at least bring more light to the issue. He probably won’t though because corporate Dems can be pretty cowardly.

  • @Debilitator47
    @Debilitator47 3 роки тому +94

    The episode I didn't even know I wanted. Hoping it's as good as the zeppelin episode, which I have listened to several times because it's just...so good. I also have an undying love of airships, dirigibles, blimps, and balloons, impractical and deadly as they are.

    • @Pletzmutz
      @Pletzmutz 3 роки тому +9

      Now I want someone to build an armoured zeppelin.

    • @WebertHest
      @WebertHest 3 роки тому

      I mean they are about as wrong in this episode as they were in the zeppelin one, so.

    • @brentdalebroux2821
      @brentdalebroux2821 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pletzmutz
      "Vat if we filled ze airship with concrete?"

  • @CarlVolt
    @CarlVolt 3 роки тому +50

    Liam's full name is clearly Liamdon B Johnson

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 3 роки тому +66

    The story of the Czech Legion's train adventure is the funniest thing I have yet heard on this podcast.
    The last funniest thing was the Hindenburg.

  • @alexroselle
    @alexroselle 3 роки тому +60

    “The Soviets built a second rail gun named Dora the Exploder”

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 3 роки тому +81

    Feels almost like I’m being haunted by jokes from kill James Bond.

    • @cGoryeo
      @cGoryeo 3 роки тому +22

      The podcast about Bondology

    • @dakunssd
      @dakunssd 3 роки тому +28

      a hauntology, if you will.

    • @jonweber8921
      @jonweber8921 3 роки тому +4

      The Dad's Army line was clearly a throw back to TrashFuture.

    • @dakunssd
      @dakunssd 3 роки тому +19

      @@jonweber8921 It's like all these podcasts are running together into one amorphous genderfluid blob of making light of the crimes and boorishness of the British Empire. Also slides, occasionally.

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU Рік тому +2

      @@cGoryeo Bondology: the feeling of loss for the Bonds we could've had.

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud 2 роки тому +51

    10 months later and Russia unleashes an armored train on Ukraine.
    Edit: 1:41:00 You guys predicted the Russian tank conga lines.

  • @d.lam.8178
    @d.lam.8178 3 роки тому +12

    So around 56 minutes in you guys started talking about how they tried piping smoke down to ground level. Smoke elimination isn't so much as for stealth (i.e. not knowing that a train is nearby) but making it harder to locate without physically see it. That's not a new idea, it having been done to some extent on the narrow gauge lines supplying the WWI trench networks on both sides. Piping it down to track level was a quick and dirty method, and while your exhaust smoke would rise back up at some point behind the train, it's not going to go nearly as high (as you've lost heat energy that caries the exhaust skyward), and the train's own movement will help disburse the smoke cloud quicker and closer to the ground. Makes it damn near impossible for ground based observers to see, and aerial observers would likely have more difficulty as the smoke signature wouldn't be as obvious from a safe altitude. Another thing you could do is pipe your smoke into a water tank, whether the locomotive's own water supply or a separate water car. Doing it on the locomotive introduces a long term problem if you pipe the exhaust smoke and steam into the water supply, as locomotives of the time didn't have feedwater pumps that could inject water at a point close to boiling into the locomotive boiler. The standard injectors of the day would eventually not be able to pump the water into the boiler if it go too hot (I've heard anywhere from 150 to 180 degrees, but have struggled to find technical literature that gives an exact point that the water temperature is a problem for injectors.). And of course smoke elimination was a thing with railways in urban areas or with long stretches of underground rail routes that were served by steam locomotives. Operations in London around the turn of the 20th century are a good point to start, as just about every railway in the city had condenser-equipped locomotives for just that purpose.

  • @redbasher636
    @redbasher636 3 роки тому +25

    LIAM, I WANTED TO SAY THIS.
    You inspired me with your "no shit taken" attitude to straight up shut down an asshole who'd been harassing me. :)
    Thank you, oh Grand Duke.

  • @robin8404
    @robin8404 3 роки тому +11

    As soon as I heard "the Union _also_ came up with their own railroad gun" I was like "oh shit, this is the same bullshit as the ironclads, where each side had one and they were billing it as some kind of unstoppable superweapon, but it was actually kinda shit except in specific situations".
    Yep...

  • @AetherialPhage
    @AetherialPhage 3 роки тому +56

    The wreckage of the old Tacoma Narrows Bridge serves as home to many giant Pacific octopus, the largest species of octopus in the world.

    • @discoj7112
      @discoj7112 3 роки тому +18

      Wait til next episode please

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +71

    "Why are they putting a flamethrower at the front of it?"
    Because they had one? 😁

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 3 роки тому +16

      rules of the armored train, if you have free space and more Dakka on hand, then put more dakka onto it.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mamorufumio flamers aren't dakka and you know it...

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 3 роки тому +1

      IIRC flamers do "morale damage" (or maybe it was only on first Dawn of War game)

    • @Nwmguy
      @Nwmguy 3 роки тому +8

      Brush clearance.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nwmguy
      🤔

  • @ClaudiaNW
    @ClaudiaNW 3 роки тому +61

    There isn't a pinned comment yet, so let me predict how it will go.
    Pinned comment: "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like"
    Liam: "I will fucking increase the fucking thing"

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 3 роки тому +19

      Close, but actually it was about Alice instead of Liam.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 3 роки тому

      I just now reported it to UA-cam, hopefully it will get that whole argument there out of the way

    • @diestormlie
      @diestormlie Рік тому

      Notch. EIGHT.

  • @ernekid7241
    @ernekid7241 3 роки тому +39

    The Drunk Czech guy train riff made me laugh so hard I almost crashed my car.

  • @danielkorladis7869
    @danielkorladis7869 3 роки тому +10

    I choose to believe that the armored train is, indeed, a technical (as long as it was not originally designed as that).

  • @kensurrency2564
    @kensurrency2564 3 роки тому +75

    I’m so happy they keep bringing Joe onto the show. Two of my favorite podcasts!
    And yes, Liam, you’re doing good.

  • @Feral_Badger
    @Feral_Badger 3 роки тому +43

    Come for the Yay Liam, stay for everything else

  • @pommunist
    @pommunist 3 роки тому +16

    I worked with a Muslim guy who stopped drinking spirits during Ramadan, beer and wine were still ok though... Aussie-Islam !

    • @tributetolost
      @tributetolost 2 роки тому

      For any curious Aussie-Muslims lurking: drinking any kind of alcohol invalidates your prayer for 40 days and you've entered a state of acute apostasy while intoxicated.

  • @lfraser7128
    @lfraser7128 3 роки тому +16

    I’m just really glad they finally mentioned yugoslavia in an episode
    Edit: as for where they got the hell cat, the Yugoslav army had them laying around from the late 40’s

    • @sarapocorn
      @sarapocorn 2 роки тому +1

      Slovenian here: yes.

  • @propellhatt
    @propellhatt 3 роки тому +21

    The cute little British mini train actually shot down three German planes during the war. So a pat on its back is warranted, I suppose

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +5

      It's like getting shot down by an anime character.

    • @jonweber8921
      @jonweber8921 3 роки тому +6

      Three very tiny airplane stamps on the inside of the gunner turret.

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 3 роки тому +3

      were the German planes animatronic or just suspended from a beam by nylon strings and spun like a crib mobile?

  • @daltonkraft4241
    @daltonkraft4241 3 роки тому +14

    Since I could mute my mic for my test this morning, I got to listen to my two favorite podcasts while acing my final. Thanks WTYPPod and Joseph Kassabian!

  • @scarylion1roar
    @scarylion1roar 3 роки тому +74

    🎼 I'm a pillbox on wheels
    Say what you will
    I done made the devil a deal
    He made me baggage car
    He made me armored
    and I'm gonna break a million rails

  • @jadebullet3884
    @jadebullet3884 3 роки тому +9

    The ghost ridden locomotive story reminds me of how during the one railroad strike in PA, someone did the same thing to a heavy freight locomotive in Easton PA and sent it running into the LVRR railroad president's parked personal locomotive, which shoved it down the tracks into a parked coal train, crushing it.
    Edit: I love the Geschutzwagon(German gun Jerry Rigged onto a French tank) on an armored flatcar with the German armored train.

  • @William-Morey-Baker
    @William-Morey-Baker 3 роки тому +11

    I'm convinced that union armored train car around the 30:00 mark is the progenitor of all modern RVs and or camper trailers... It looks just like every camper from the 70s/80s... Really just every camper trailer ever honestly.
    Good stuff...

  • @hodakok
    @hodakok 3 роки тому +38

    as a czech the enrire fucking bit about czech legionaires and pilsner urquel had me out of the breath amazing episode as always

  • @FakeSchrodingersCat
    @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly the best way to hide a nuke in a train car is to spay paint it with graffiti and just put it on a random siding. No one will look at it twice.

  • @ferdinandpenguin
    @ferdinandpenguin 3 роки тому +15

    Alternate podcast son name: Well there’s your donkey

  • @henrycurtis3652
    @henrycurtis3652 3 роки тому +27

    "we've all become Czech" ahh, Brnofication

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 2 роки тому +1

      Brno
      Nice

  • @Stoyon
    @Stoyon 3 роки тому +10

    The safety third reminded me of what is currently going on in Stockholm.
    Stockholm is a city in Sweden, northern Europe, it is rather pretty in the summer and there are quite a few tourists, as such we have sightseeing busses, double decker sightseeing busses, soft top double decker sightseeing busses. These busses like to drive with the top open to give their patrons a good view of the city.
    Stockholm also have a small tram network, a tram network that uses overhead powerlines.
    Parts of the open top double decker sightseeing bus routes crosses the path of the tram network.
    This has been running like this for years.
    Sometimes the busdriver takes the wrong route and drive along the tram tracks, with their double decker, open soft top bus, containing paying tourists, on the top floor, with the overhead power line running just above their heads.
    So far I have yet to hear about any deaths, but watch this space...

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +2

      It'll be...wait...shocking.
      I know, I know, I'm going...

    • @WaterMan416
      @WaterMan416 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like future episode material

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 3 роки тому

      If you universally just jinxed the death of dozens of people, I swear to god

  • @TalkingSoup
    @TalkingSoup 3 роки тому +23

    joe has such good chemistry with the three of 'em, they need to have him back more often

  • @ericbruun9020
    @ericbruun9020 3 роки тому +22

    Just making sure that people who might be interested that there are two studies about SEPTA Regional Rail and one about SEPTA Subway Surface rail that we did at Penn in the early 90s available on ResearchGate.

    • @crybernetics9007
      @crybernetics9007 3 роки тому +4

      SEPTA's modernization plan now includes a heavily armored jolly trolley

  • @kamikazekittiesii161
    @kamikazekittiesii161 3 роки тому +9

    After along exhausting day landscaping its so nice to come home to this! Gonna put this on the Bluetooth speakers and take a long hot bath.

  • @eve36368
    @eve36368 3 роки тому +10

    1:37:19 "that day his prostate grew 3 sizes too big" i lost myself to laughter for like a full minute, like i replayed this section OMFG

  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren 3 роки тому +22

    I’ve followed Dononeat01 in being banned from Twitter for threatening Nazis. Damn shame. I’ve loved fighting with Nazis on Twitter, oh well hi guys. New episode of my favorite podcast will brighten my week

  • @ViolentOrchid
    @ViolentOrchid 3 роки тому +32

    I'm imagining the nuclear train raising the missile and the mechanism that probably moves the missile towards the center of that car as it rises failing: "Do a wheelie!"
    And then you nuke somewhere directly behind you.

  • @HeadsFullOfEyeballs
    @HeadsFullOfEyeballs 3 роки тому +16

    28:41 I often wonder if artillery people back then were just stone deaf as a matter of course. Like, surely there's no way you could fire a great big cannon from a fort's echoey stone casemate without seriously damaging your hearing.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly, I'd love to see a treasure hunt movie about people trying to find the lost armored train of the Czechoslovak Legion, and its cargo of Tzarist gold.

  • @steveg5122
    @steveg5122 3 роки тому +102

    Yay Lliam!

  • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety

    Man, the fact that this episode dropped before 2022, and the fucking Russian Federal Armored Train, is tragic.

  • @nekobun
    @nekobun 3 роки тому +10

    Walking the boardwalk at the Jersey shore and out of nowhere you hear, "Watch out for the tram gun, please." "What?" ::BOOM::

  • @criticalevent
    @criticalevent 3 роки тому +16

    I transport all my gold via highly vulnerable fixed route that my vehicle can not deviate from.

  • @spleeble
    @spleeble 3 роки тому +8

    Alice wisely forgot all of that "law" bullshit so she could make more room for jokes and being cool

  • @warmachine5835
    @warmachine5835 3 роки тому +8

    "Scoreboard" is, to this day, my favorite shutdown.

  • @beefbobjones5900
    @beefbobjones5900 3 роки тому +8

    Bruh. L.J.S.L.A. Literally "Liam Jewish Space Laser Anderson"

  • @SAnne-pc8hc
    @SAnne-pc8hc 3 роки тому +21

    Theres a good chance that I exist only because of an engineering failure on D-day

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому +2

      I want to hear about this now

    • @SAnne-pc8hc
      @SAnne-pc8hc 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@anarchomando7707 My grandfather was a day late to the whole battle because the landing craft he was on broke down, or so the story goes. He also taught me about that Gustav gun, and the Paris gun while I was like elementary school aged.

  • @pin0teres
    @pin0teres 3 роки тому +26

    3:33 "What if your tank run on coal?"
    I am like "Sigh, here it goes, just be done with it.", and then "Where is my mandatory Polish coal joke?!"

    • @HeadsFullOfEyeballs
      @HeadsFullOfEyeballs 3 роки тому +8

      That would imply that Polish tank propulsion has evolved beyond the traditional method of the crew getting out and pushing.

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 3 роки тому +2

      Actually... Polish Republic had quite a few armoured trains in 1939. Some of them used tankettes and tanks for recon "in the field".

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +4

      @@PobortzaPl
      Tankettes?
      Female tanks?
      Do they have babies?
      Is that how we get off-road vehicles?

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 3 роки тому +3

      @@grmpEqweer You see, when a tank has a gun it means it's a male tank. If tank has only machine guns it means it's a female tank.
      Hence, small tanks armed only with machine guns are called tankettes.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 3 роки тому +8

      @@PobortzaPl
      ...If you remove the gun and retrofit machine guns, it would have to be a trans tank, I gather.

  • @Daneelro
    @Daneelro 3 роки тому +8

    1:08:35 I have seen this one several times in real life, and waited whether I can add a mention of it in a comment - but you really did your homework. But I will add some details.
    The genesis of this train is somewhat similar to the Bolshevik ones: Zvolen, a small city in the core region of the Slovak National Uprising, had (still has) one of the largest railway repair shops in the country, so they wanted to do _something_ big fast. It took just 18 days to put it in service, along with two other armoured trains. The way I read the story, it was repaired after it was first damaged and redeployed into battle, its operators abandoned it and switched to partisan tactics because they got surrounded.
    The train that is exhibited is not "real": although some of the cars used to be part of another armoured train, what you see was a reconstruction for a 1974 film.

  • @GTDGalatea
    @GTDGalatea 3 роки тому +17

    How did y'all mention "Train Corps" without talking about "train-Core", my newest least favorite metal genre?

  • @fuzzwork
    @fuzzwork 9 місяців тому +3

    I have seen the video of the Croats rolling a sea mine down a hill to chase Serbs out of a forest. It is Awesome

  • @adamevans1989
    @adamevans1989 2 роки тому +8

    Joe talking about 'conga line tanks' hits a bit different after seeing Russia's attempt at one in Ukraine...

  • @miche1df
    @miche1df Рік тому +4

    *to the tune of Arnold Layne*
    armored trains
    you're not to blame

  • @rambis4120
    @rambis4120 3 роки тому +17

    The Chonky Choo Choo episode = much excitement

  • @Neuttah
    @Neuttah 3 роки тому +11

    The Railroad Battery reminds me of Vietnam-era Gun Trucks.
    Regarding the M18; Informbiro Period. 1948-55. Also included M36 and M47s.

  • @johnathanh2660
    @johnathanh2660 Рік тому +3

    M18 Hellcat - that's the WORST tank to use!
    It is a tank destroyer designed to move VERY quickly and so armour has been sacrificed. It even has thick armour (which only stops bullets) and an OPEN turret. So, it has been strapped to a flat bed trailer where its' speed advantage is totally nullified and the FYR is hilly/mountainous so the 'opposition' can fire down from above.
    Add in the fact that any main gun mounted in a tank turret has limited elevation and depression.

  • @abbajuice9613
    @abbajuice9613 3 роки тому +4

    my dad was listening to this in the car and it was such a comfort to me i’m so glad i found it, i will now fall asleep to this :)

  • @britishrocklovingyank3491
    @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 роки тому +8

    I haven't listened yet because I am saving it for work tomorrow but I declare this a great episode and y'all need to tell y'all's friends to listen.

  • @firefox3187
    @firefox3187 3 роки тому +4

    That little English armoured train, did shoot down some German plains, that ended up hitting the ground as the side through off the pilots depth perception so the where too low to pull out of there attack dives. 😂👍

    • @OddLeah
      @OddLeah 3 роки тому +1

      *planes *threw *were *their

  • @Shortfirstslip
    @Shortfirstslip 10 місяців тому +3

    Ok so this is the episode where I learnt a bunch of Czech guys did Xenophon’s March during the Russian Revolution, but with a train.

  • @gibbcharron3469
    @gibbcharron3469 Місяць тому +2

    The way they described the misadventures of the Czech Legion made me really want to see that brought to the screen as some kind of dark comedy period piece. Call it ‘Last Train to Vladivostok’ or something.

  • @justicar5
    @justicar5 Рік тому +2

    'gotta mordernise that nuclear stockpile' just hits different mid 2022.

  • @devinfaux6987
    @devinfaux6987 3 роки тому +9

    51:57 Missed a perfect joke: should've taken that left turn at Albequerstok.

  • @ArgieGrit
    @ArgieGrit 3 роки тому +6

    this has to be the funniest episode you've done since the V-22. I had to stop this video so many times it probably took me twice as much as it should have

  • @lukeman9851
    @lukeman9851 Рік тому +4

    You know damn well the railed gunners circling the Tesla factory couldn't be in a train.
    They'd have to be in individual self-propelled pods, each running on large and very flammable batteries. And it would have to be an elevated monorail track.
    The only reason those pods aren't in a depressurized tube is the need to shoot at people from the side

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 3 місяці тому

      Fire once and the recoil knocks the pod off the monorail

  • @thegenericguy8309
    @thegenericguy8309 3 роки тому +4

    So, probably unrelated, but I was sitting in a New York subway station and this giant armored train blew through absolutely hauling ass, took about ten minutes to fully pass and a bunch of pissed off Czech dudes kept jumping off

  • @nanothrill7171
    @nanothrill7171 3 роки тому +8

    goddamn the Zaamuret has some rad design and also a wild story.

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 3 роки тому +5

    1:31:04 They got the M-18 from the US, in the early 1950s, because America tried using Yugoslavia's independence as a wedge against the Warsaw Pact. They also sold the Yugoslav Air Force F-86 Sabre jet fighters. This was called the "Informburo period" and ended around 1955.

  • @pamdemonia
    @pamdemonia 3 роки тому +4

    They had (still have? ) one of those mini trains in Wheaton Regional Park when I was a kid. I loved it. So cool.

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 3 роки тому +8

    1:28:20 *inflates your missile making it big and round*

  • @IsaiahAmos017
    @IsaiahAmos017 Рік тому +10

    If only they did this episode a little later
    The Russians are reactivating their museum armored trains

  • @katesidhe
    @katesidhe 3 роки тому +17

    Yayyy trains, also Liam!

    • @katesidhe
      @katesidhe 3 роки тому

      but also boo "only" being an hour 45 minutes long

  • @trains_are_fine
    @trains_are_fine 3 роки тому +30

    Oh, fuck this is gonna be good.
    Edit 1: 9:05 Godamnit I couldn't make it 10 minutes without dying.

  • @stefanozurich
    @stefanozurich 3 роки тому +24

    Thanks for the episode.